Anna Mae Godfrey, 21, 1101 D St., was arrested on suspicion of first-degree assault after an incident outside a house party on the 7400 block of Greenwood Street, said Lincoln Police Officer Katie Flood.
Flood said three men in their twenties at the party were arguing with the rest of the partygoers as they left around 3 a.m. Then, Flood said, one of the men shouted an insult at Godfrey.
Godfrey allegedly ran half a block, tackled the man and bit off a chunk of his right ear.
Flood said the missing piece of the man's ear was not found, and he would likely require plastic surgery.
I don't even know how to respond to this. Does she think she's Mike Tyson?
Sounds like something my ex gf would do.
ReplyDeleteI take it you have a crazy ex-girlfriend?
ReplyDeleteDon't we all?
ReplyDeleteWell, I've never been in a relationship with a complete nut. I've been on dates with some loons before, but I cut it off before it got out of hand.
ReplyDeleteWell in this case the sex was good, so I made it a few months. Ended up having to hire an attorney to get rid of the bitch though. Apparently the craziness in the bedroom carried over to everything else.
ReplyDeleteWhat did you do? Get a restraining order on her?
ReplyDeleteYes, I had to. She started calling the ladies at my office in Houston and harrassing them and making comments about one of their daughters. She also started calling my friends and talking shit to them. Once I got an attorney and she was served at work I only got one more text message from her to which I replied and reminded her I have some videos I didn't think she wanted posted online. Never heard from her again.
ReplyDeleteNice. Let me guess. You still have the videos?
ReplyDeleteOf course!! :) Like I said, she was crazy.
ReplyDeleteYou wrote that this chick was calling ladies at the office in Houston, so I take it you met this chick in San Antonio?
ReplyDeleteNo, she was in Houston. That was right before I moved her full time. Guess I had a good reason at that point.
ReplyDeleteDidn't you used to live in AZ?
ReplyDeleteI can't help but connect the fact that she took a bite out of somebody, to the fact that she is overweight...
ReplyDeleteBig chicks can be nasty fighters.... I know a girl who is really big, and she punched some man in his face and knocked him out..
Words of wisdom Anonymous. And thanks for this.
ReplyDeleteremember how I said I have weird, vivid dreams.. I had another one last night..
ReplyDeleteim here nah!
ReplyDeleteWhat was it Astrid?
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Wopness?
ReplyDeleteshe had a dream about that bram stoker monster boning her.
ReplyDeleteProbably. Or maybe she had the best dream ever and had sex with a lion, the greatest cat of them all.
ReplyDeletea lot of guys are nuts too... I think my ex is crazier than 2drity's
ReplyDeletea lion and a tiger with a cheetah watching and taking pics.
ReplyDeleteWhat did he do Astrid?
ReplyDeletei dont think 2dirty is crazy. seems normal to me.
ReplyDeleteSpurs.. I had a dream that we kidnapped Nik, and were making him do a bunch of stuff to just humiliate him.
ReplyDeleteWhen we first got him.. he was being bitchy, and he wasn't taking us seriously, talking shit and stuff. You marched across the room, and I thought you were going to punch in the face, but instead you kicked him square in the nuts and fell down and cried.
It was funny.. and we made him give some guy a bj to humiliate him
We also went to see Chelsea Handler do some standup, so I was dreaming about things we talked about last night..
"and we made him give some guy a bj to humiliate him"
ReplyDeleteWhat's up with that Astrid?
i dont even know how to reply to that.
ReplyDeletespurs.. my ex hacked my computer and started some fake accounts on social networks, pretending he was a girl and was talking to my exes and people to get dirt on me... Then he sent me a nasty email full of all kinds of stuff, harassing me and such.
ReplyDeleteHe started sending me emails saying he could see me and things like that..
fucking Mormons.. don't ever date one
do you have naked guys hanging around just in case you kidnap somebody?
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDelete"and we made him give some guy a bj to humiliate him"
What's up with that Astrid? "
creepy
Damn, the Mormon did that?
ReplyDeletespurs.. IDK.. that is what I dreamed about..
ReplyDeletebut he was a bitch in my dream, so he kind of deserved it
the Mormon was a psycho.. he was jealous and manipulative
ReplyDeleteHow long did you date him?
ReplyDeleteoh... and after he did all that, he told me he was sorry, and he wanted to work it out with me. He thought I would forgive him, and go back to him after that.
ReplyDeleteI said, I would never do it... I couldn't stand to look at him, so then he wanted to be "friends"..
He would call me and talk like he thought if we were friends, he would eventually be able to convince me to date him again..
Maybe you're just so great you turn men crazy Astrid.
ReplyDeleteI knew him for a long time spurs.. I really didn't keep track of how long I dated him, because I kept trying to get him to leave me alone..
ReplyDeleteHe was in my life for too long.. I called the police on him.. I changed my phone numbers. He even called my dad to fucking to him about the news! He never met my dad! He had their number, because I called him from their phone a few times.
*to talk to my dad about the news
ReplyDeleteIndeed, he sounds nuts.
ReplyDeleteevery time he did something out of line, I would tell him.. and he would try to argue with me about it..
ReplyDeleteThats sounds exactly what I do in relationships, I think he's a nice guy
ReplyDeleteYeah Astrid, don't be so demanding.
ReplyDeletefuck...i hate crazy exs. i havent had too many but the ones i have had were nuttier than squirrel shit.
ReplyDelete.
ReplyDeletetell us about one of your crazy exs anon... well see who has the craziest
ReplyDeleteYeah Anonymous, what kind of crazy ex stories do you have?
ReplyDeleteI wonder if has been typing out how crazy his ex is since 11:30
ReplyDeletethen this other one i had would pull the same kind of shit astrids ex would with the whole 'friending' shit. i finally told her that we need to go our own way and leave me alone.
ReplyDeleteno. i had things to do. plus comments are slow to post.
ReplyDeleteok..be back later. in about 30 minutes. by then im sure cbt will have been on here talking about his 40,000 ex wifes and gfs.
ReplyDeletesomebody would threaten suicide with me too... It was in high school... I didn't believe him and I didn't care. I really was too smart than to stay with a guy like him.
ReplyDeleteHe constantly crashed cars and his parents would buy him new ones.. The last I heard about him, he was in the paper for being arrested. I moved and went to college.
You must be doing something right to have guys go crazy over you Astrid.
ReplyDeleteare you starting to feel crazy about me yet spurs?
ReplyDeleteI know a guy who had a crazy girl he couldn't get rid of... and he was seriously thinking about telling her he was gay so would leave him alone.
ReplyDeleteShe was a Yugoslavian girl, and she wanted him to marry her and take her to the UK, were he was from. I think they date and hangout, but they never had sex, so he thought it would be conniving.
*convincing
ReplyDeleteYugoslavian?
ReplyDeleteInteresting.
why is that interesting?
ReplyDeleteshe wasn't anybody in my family
I've never met any Yugoslavian women.
ReplyDeleteWe can go to Yugoslavia when you visit me in Germany..
ReplyDeleteI know a guy from Yugoslavia.. he is Macedonian.. and he is so hot
ReplyDeleteOh boy!
ReplyDeleteThe girl was probably hungry. No big deal.
ReplyDeleteFunny, I was thinking she might just have been hungry as well.
ReplyDeleteWhat is wrong with her neck? She must be related to cbt or Drew with a neck like that.
ReplyDeleteGood one. I'd say Drew.
ReplyDeleteNice avatar.
ReplyDeleteI noticed Astrid talking about her dream. My dream was messed up too. I had that show about midgets on so somehow they ended up in my dream ane we went on some trip in a motorhome that crashed into a wall of snow and then we all went bungee jumping together.
ReplyDeleteNow that's a weird dream. You didn't have an orgy with the little people though?
ReplyDeleteNo. Only Chelsea Handler has that obsession.
ReplyDeleteThis is so annoying. I cannot get my computer to read my ipod.
ReplyDeleteThat makes sense.
ReplyDeleteSo what are your big plans for the day DG.
I thought my dream was funny... especially when spurs kicked Nik in the balls.
ReplyDeleteI have never seen anybody pull that in a kidnapping movie, and that is what my dream was like. We tied Nik up and everything.. LOL
ugh...i hated my ipod. im glad i got rid of it.
ReplyDeleteI don't know why I had a dream like that..
ReplyDeleteastrid, maybe youre a closet homo?
ReplyDeleteThat was a weird dream Astrid, that's for sure.
ReplyDelete2dirty4u said...
ReplyDeleteWell in this case the sex was good, so I made it a few months. Ended up having to hire an attorney to get rid of the bitch though. Apparently the craziness in the bedroom carried over to everything else.
Duh. That's why you bang them only, none of this relationship stuff.
Dg-maybe you need a new cord, mine kept effing up all the time too, but I got a new cord and it's all good now.
What's up kinkyb!tch?
ReplyDeleteIt's plugging in but it's not recognizing it as new hardware and is just bringing me to the music I have downloaded on the computer.
ReplyDeletenot much spursy, how are you.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if this chick swallowed his ear? I don't really want to say the following, as I will then replace Astrid as weirdo of the day, but I can't help it. Do you ever wonder what someone's poop is like after they eat crazy stuff (like on Fear Factor when they'd eat bull's balls). If she did eat his ear, I wonder how her's was?
Weirdo of the day?
ReplyDeleteMore like weirdo of the year after that thought kinkyb!tch.
DG-in New Moon (book), he wasn't following her around, she was seeing him herself. She mentions it to him after they leave Italy and he laughs at her for doing dumb shit just to see him (when it wasnt even really him). Classic.
ReplyDeleteyeah thats real off KB
ReplyDeleteI think kinkyb!tch needs to get some help.
ReplyDeleteI dream about weird stuff all the time.. I can't believe you guys don't! I have dreams that I am giving birth to plastic baby dolls... LOL
ReplyDeleteAstrid-Bella has her baby in the last book (that movie will be split in 2, so idk, maybe the second half of it will show the birth)? The kid is freaky and grows at a rapid pace, I myself pictured a brown haired Chucky when I read the books. The whole "make me a vampire now" whine continues in the 3rd movie as well, not much different from part 2 really, just new enemies. The last part she does become a vampire by default, but there is a new problem/enemies but it a huge, flat ending to it all. In other words, her whiny ass does not die and neither does fugly Edward.
ReplyDeleteWhatever guys, it is not that weird.
do you take any sort of sleep aids, Astrid (even natural ones)? Melatonin can do that, so can magnesium for some.
ReplyDeleteI just wondered it once 'cause when they barf it is so foul, and they always say the smell of it is worse than regular barf, so I'd imagine that any other way it exited your body would be gross as well.
ReplyDeleteYou really are infatuated with that thought, aren't you kinkyb!tch?
ReplyDeletewop, order these! wink wink
ReplyDeletehttp://cache.kotaku.com/gaming/images/pinupgirlclothing_Mario.jpg
I do take medicine.. I never thought of that, but I have always had weird vivid dreams. I like having them sometimes.. it's entertaining.
ReplyDeleteno, im just giving more insight as to why it occurred.
ReplyDeleteI never wonder and/or think about how anybody's shit smells regardless of their diet, that mich i can promise
ReplyDelete***much
ReplyDeletekb said...
ReplyDeletewop, order these! wink wink
http://cache.kotaku.com/gaming/images/pinupgirlclothing_Mario.jpg
I just did, I ordered yours in the crotchless option.
I hope you did not make me waste $60
I just erased my entire library on my ipod. This sucks.
ReplyDeleteDamn, that sucks DG.
ReplyDelete"no, im just giving more insight as to why it occurred."
ReplyDeleteThanks for more insight kinkyb!tch.
deeg, im telling you its the cord. Mine would do all kinds of weird stuff, tell me it was corrupted, eraseall my songs (not from my library, just from the ipod itself), it would tell me it was too full to add more songs (and would show that it was full of "other content"), not pics or music. All I wanted to do was charge the stoopid thing 9 times outta 10. Got a new cord, no problems.
ReplyDeleteit wouldn't read it all that often either, sometimes I would have to put it in a different USB port and then that one would start effing up, too.
ReplyDeleteI am so cornfused about what everyone is talking about... crazy dreams and exes and sex, crothless undies, ipods, vampires, nik....
ReplyDeleteI think DG is crying right now kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteNice avatar kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Skeets?
ReplyDeleteWario and CBT both have rhinophyma (rosacea fo the nose, specifically subtype 3), so that is going to be his Nintendo twin. The proof is attatched here:
ReplyDeletehttp://media.photobucket.com/image/luigi%20peach%20pic/dawgcuzbro/Mario-Kart-64-3.jpg
Elfie.. we are also talking about poop. Did you miss that part?
ReplyDeleteHi Sourpuss! My dog is gonna live, did you get the picture I sent you of him? VIVA LA SIMI! ARRIBA ARRIBA! (I'm trying to act mexican so maybe they will arrest me... no bills in jail and they feed you!)
ReplyDeleteSadly I did miss that part Astrid. I like how KB is cyber-diagnosing Wario and CBT's nose rosacea haha
ReplyDeleteI hope not, I am just trying to save her trouble. It has been acting retarded for months, remember when I thought it was Kaspersky that wouldn't work well with iTunes? I only replaced my cord like a week ago, that is how long I have been trying different things. The last time it acted up I switched the USB port for my modem to the iPod cord and then my modem was acting all crazy and wouldn't read for a bit, so I tossed it right away after that, I didn't want it messing up more stuff. Idk what happened to the cord, but it would only give me problems with that one cord (on all 3 of our ipods), but I kept mixing them up. I finally just tested them all, found the weird one and tossed it.
ReplyDeleteElfie that is a good idea... maybe you can get them to think you are an illegal, and they will arrest you, and feed you. Then you can sue them..
ReplyDeletel
ReplyDeletemt said your inbox is full spurs... maybe you to delete some stuff
ReplyDeleteIt's not full. I don't know what she was talking about.
ReplyDeleteI'll resend the pic Sours...
ReplyDeleteCool Skeets.
ReplyDeletenobody can send spurs mail... mt had a problem too
ReplyDeleteSpurs are you going to post skeet's dog? I am glad he is ok...
A post of a dog? I guess that couldn't be cheesier than some of the things that have been posted.
ReplyDeleteIt's a text, does that make any difference?
ReplyDeleteOh well good, it was actually 2 pictures, did you get them?
ReplyDeleteNope. You sure you have the right number?
ReplyDeleteI never plugged my ipod into my laptop since my computer crashed last December so my laptop thinks its new. I'm up to 100 songs now. I really wanted Bulletproof on my ipod. That song has been stuck in my head for a week.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad your puppy is doing better Elfie. I was going to ask you about that today. I wanted to take my puppy for a hike today and now I'm too paranoid to bring him with me.
Going for another hike DG?
ReplyDeleteYeah, either that or the gym for a run since i have new music in my ipod.
ReplyDeleteRock on DG.
ReplyDelete"I like how KB is cyber-diagnosing Wario and CBT's nose rosacea"
ReplyDeleteI don't have nose rosacea, at least not yet.
Yeah, it's coke nose.
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