Yo yo yo I just wanna say to all my peoples dat dis white CBT, is a jokesta. Im da real CBT. BLACK CBT. I gots it likes dat, Im da one dat get all the yung hoochies, I blast out tires on folk whips dat try and purptrate on tha hood. Ya see in arkansas, we black folk run dis here souf. Any ol crakka ass fake simp nigga, wanna act like he got it like dat? You know dey fakin da funk. Crakka CBT be talkin bout da war and all dis in dat, but nigga, da real war is everyday out here in da concrete jungle. Shit I memba dis one time some ol kkk crakkas was throwin unna dem fire partys and shit behind my projects, so whadda black CBT do? I wents and borrowd a bed sheet from unna my niggas, and went to da meetin, myself, armed wit only a chicken wing bone and a pocket of watermelon seeds. When da one crakka in da purple sheet got up and startin yappin bout niggaz, I jumped up and cut his head off wit da chicken wang, ripped of my disguys and shot a wattamelon seed threw the jugular vein of dem crakkaz three atta time. I killed me bout foe hunnit crakka dat day, aint been no klan round hurr since den. After words dey threw a party foe me in da hood, I fucked bout 900 13 year olds and smoked up all da krack nigga, bout 2 tons worf.
And dats a real CBT.
Shouts out to my wifey Eriniqua, and my shawty FloJo
Hilarious. The Black CBT comes across as way more believable than the white one.
I agree White CBT is now irrelevent....
ReplyDeleteIndeed, you can tell this guy has way more game than CBT can ever make up.
ReplyDeleteI'm just waiting for Hispanic CBT to show up
ReplyDeleteHe comes across as a real nice guy in that pic, I guess it's a different story in his real life. Or maybe he's smiling like that to mock CBT. Yep, that's probably it.
ReplyDeleteHispanic CBT? Now there's an idea. Hopefully there's one out there.
ReplyDeleteProbably would be a Los Suns fan.....loser.
ReplyDeleteSo is EV on top of the world right now? That's got to be unbearable
ReplyDeleteYep, him and all the other Suns fans. I'm interested to see what they do against the Lakers. Hopefully it will be a good series. I think it will be.
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ReplyDeleteI see the Cubs are sucking as usual Francis. But so do the Braves, and that stinks.
ReplyDeleteI think the Lakers will win, but it will be a heck of a series. May even go 7 in my opinion.
ReplyDeleteI'm interested to see how they defend each other.
ReplyDeleteFuck the Cubs man, they piss me off. I'm ready for them to dump all the over paid assholes at the deadline and start over. And I can't get into hockey man, I want to because the Hawks are good, but that sport just bores the hell out of me.
ReplyDeleteHola hotos! Yo soy El CBT Hispanico!
ReplyDeleteYeah, I just can't get into hockey either Francis.
ReplyDeleteWhats up hookers? CBT's going to love this post. Sox are sucking too.
ReplyDeleteI guess there is a Hispanic CBT now.
ReplyDeleteYep, I subscribe to ESPN the Magazine, and both Pinella and Guillen tied for dead last in a poll of which manager players would least like to play for.
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah Fl Anonymous, CBT should enjoy this one.
ReplyDeleteWhere is White CBT? That guy at another tea bagger rally firing up the troops or something?
ReplyDeleteSi mi novia de Spurs! Yo soy aqui!
ReplyDeleteNobody one ups CBT Nobodyyyyyyyy. He'll give a couple story's and throw the N word around,, talk about 15 year old chicks he bangs,, and talk about going to Vegas to save Pam..
ReplyDeleteHe's probably at the bar Francis. Him and Flo are going to Vegas this week though, so that should be fun to hear about.
ReplyDeleteI'd rather have Ozzie over Lou any day.....just for shear postgame entertainment.
ReplyDeleteI think he's given up on saving Pam. Did you see that letter she wrote to her "momma" over at Fat Boy's site?
ReplyDeleteThat's right Captain America is heading west this weekend to try to fuck I mean save Pam.
ReplyDeletequien quiere pelear?
ReplyDeleteque quiere tener sexo?
Yes, Ozzie does provide some entertainment.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, what do think of the Celts/Cavs? I think the Cavs will figure out a way to win the series. I just don't think they can beat Orlando. They have too many weapons man.
ReplyDeleteValero Texas open this weekend spurz. TPC San Antonio. Field of players is kind of week though. Bo Van Pelt will win. That's right folks you heard it here first.
ReplyDeleteI think Cleveland will get by the Celtics, but yeah, Orlando looks great. That's a tough one to call.
ReplyDeleteFl Anonymous, I heard that new course is bad ass. They are holding it at a brand new resort.
ReplyDeleteSpurs you golf man?
ReplyDeleteNo I don't Francis.
ReplyDeleteyeah I heard the same thing. Down under Australian looking. PGA tour said this new course has "Teeth".. So yeah basically pretty bad ass!
ReplyDeleteMy parents have been out there, they said it's really nice.
ReplyDeleteI never played till about 23 but got hooked man, I try to play ever weekend when the wife isn't dragging me around doing some stupid shit she wants to do.
ReplyDeleteI gotta run, good catching up with you Spurs. I'll be back soon man.
ReplyDeleteCool, later on Francis. Thanks for stopping by.
ReplyDeleteYo I once cap'n saved a ho named Pambone, but den I turned da bitch out and pimpd ha.
ReplyDeleteWhat up senor cbt, my brown brotha!?
Wasn't very nice of you to pimp out Pambone like that.
ReplyDeleteHow long do you think it will be until Pam moves up in life and starts working at the cathouse?
ReplyDeleteThey wouldn't hire her. But I suppose she could post her resume over at Drew's, being she posts personal letters to family.
ReplyDeleteEs muy bueno Mayate CBT.
ReplyDeleteTengo que correr un poco. Tengo que ir a matar y tener relaciones sexuales.
ReplyDeleteI don't think I understood what you wrote there Senor CBT.
ReplyDeleteI just read that thoughtful poem. Do you think Pam's mom will post a comment over there? Evil's comment was hilarious.
ReplyDeleteIt was funny. And I'm surprised Pam's mom didn't respond. It's almost as if she doesn't know about the site. But that means Pam just did it for attention and sympathy, and I just can't see her doing something like that.
ReplyDeleteHe said something about being cbt being bisexual and then something about killing and having sex.
ReplyDeleteNice interpretation DG.
ReplyDeleteI noticed she commented under Kristen's post. Does she think she is better than her because she hasn't been diagnosed with herpes.....yet?
ReplyDeleteFunny, I just saw that too. I liked how someone responded with an insult about a suicide attempt on Twitter.
ReplyDelete"I would be more amused at the sadness that would fallow men denying her penetration."
ReplyDeleteThis part is just sad. Pam feels like this is what makes a person valid. She needs help.
That might be one of the dumbest things ever written in the history of the internet.
ReplyDeleteBut yeah, it is kind of sad.
ReplyDeleteDid you ever notice how many "lawyers" comment on the dirty? It seems like half the commenters claim to be one.
ReplyDeleteYou're right. I'm sure there were some doctors and CEOs mixed in there too.
ReplyDeleteHow is Pam's sympathy/attention letter any different or more attention-seeking than any of the pictures/emails/thank-you notes etc. that any of the other commenters/contributors post?
ReplyDeleteHow is it different?
ReplyDeleteI don't think anyone on here that has been posted was doing it for attention. The comments posted on here are nothing more than conversation. I think Pam is the only one who does suicide comments, pictures, porn for acceptance, etc.
That is how it is different.
What about Anonymous' "Having fun on Craigslist" posts? And that BD pic of you in front of the jailhouse, DG? Was that really even you BTW? (you look quite different than photos posted of you previously)
ReplyDeleteAnyway, I haven't even read Pammys letter, and yes, she does get a bit ridiculous at times. But to put it into perspective, she's a little girl who has been thrust into some very adult situations for her age. She's just "acting out" like a lot of girls her age would in similar circumstances.
She didn't get "thrust" into them.
ReplyDeleteTo Pam:
ReplyDeleteHello? Is it me you're looking for? Cause I wonder where you are, and I wonder what you do. Are you somewhere feeling lonely, or is someone loving you? Tell me how to win your heart, for I haven't got a clue. But let me start by saying...I love you...
That was nice of you Lionel.
ReplyDeleteHell, Lionel takes advantage of a blind chick in that video, so I figure Pam is comparable.
ReplyDeleteYes, I couldn't resist...
Good one Dex. So how was your weekend?
ReplyDeleteGreat alcohol filled Friday, which led into a miserable Saturday, which led into a Leave Me the F Alone Sunday. All in all, pretty standard.
ReplyDeleteSounds like a fun weekend.
ReplyDeleteIt will do until the next. I would ask about your's, but I'm pretty sure I know the answer. Not to mention I'm sure the playoffs talk has already been beaten to death here.
ReplyDeleteYeah it has been Dex.
ReplyDeleteYes that picture is me and I didn't post that or ask to have it posted. So explain again, how was I seeking attention? As for anonymous and craigslist, that was a joke. Or do you think he did it for attention and seek the approval of others, too?
ReplyDeleteEveryone has been "Pammy's" age at one time and not everyone throws themselves into porn. Actually, most don't thrust themselves into porn. Most don't post pictures of their wrist bleeding, leave 'suicide' notes on twitter, or webcam porn. Not all girls her age do coke and whatever other drugs she does. Most girls her age don't move in with an old man in Florida to do webcam porn.
I plan on getting into the porn game when I'm 40.
ReplyDeleteWell, considering your 'issues' you may need to practice until your 40 to finally get it right.
ReplyDeleteFunny DG. Well, with your issues it would be considered child porn, so it's best you just sit on the sidelines. Maybe be like a fluff girl, something you might even be able to handle.
ReplyDeleteI agree, Spurs. It feels like I get f'ed at work everyday anyway, so why not...
ReplyDeleteWhat do you do Dex?
ReplyDeleteJust follow in the footsteps of getrad.
ReplyDeleteugh...he did porn? You didn't buy it?
ReplyDeleteMaybe ask Drew for a copy because I'm sure he has one.
Dare I say I practice law (so I do my fair share of giving as well as receiving). And yes, I read the previous posts about everyone being a lawyer on the web. And no, I did not comment on The Dirty.
ReplyDeleteI didn't know that guy did porn.
ReplyDeleteThat's cool Dex. What kind of law do you practice?
ReplyDeleteMostly real estate and business, more business currently with the real estate market in the tank. Yes, thrilling...
ReplyDeleteAnyone who made it through law school has my respect Dex.
ReplyDeleteSo you are not one of the expert commenters over there? So disappointing.
ReplyDeleteI bet Dex's favorite movie is The Devil's Advocate.
ReplyDeleteAppreciated, Spurs. That being said, there are a lot of jackasses who managed to make it through law school.
ReplyDeleteNo DG, I have no long diatribes on the inner workings of internet-related lawsuits. I can make some shit up though, if you like.
I figured you had all the answers to the internet because Dex knows all.
ReplyDeleteI like The Devil's Advocate.
That was a great movie.
ReplyDeleteRough Monday DG. Why don't you just come out and say it? You want to stroke my huge package....... On a personal note DG, if you were a man you look just like Andy Rooney. Good night all. :)
ReplyDeleteI think if Keanu would have been replaced with someone else it would have been better though.
ReplyDeleteQuite right, Spurs. Small firm.
ReplyDeleteGood one, DG.
Yeah DG, go stroke Drew's package (that's current). You know you want to.
ReplyDeleteOne last thing, Dex, I think you are a wanna be ambulance chaser! Welcome to the site.
ReplyDeleteHey Drew, I watched that episode of The Pacific. It was great.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Drew. I'm actually a wanna be ambulance driver. It's more lucrative...
ReplyDeleteDrew's a wannabe businessman. So you two have something in common.
ReplyDeleteThat was funny spurs. #9 for 2010 for kb to add to the record books.
ReplyDeleteOnly 9? I think you're shortchanging me.
ReplyDeleteNo, I think I just gave you too much change back.
ReplyDeleteIf I'd had 9, you've had about 4 and a half DG.
ReplyDeleteI'll leave that to you all to discuss. Night...
ReplyDeletenoted, DG.
ReplyDelete4 and a half for the evening would be correct.
ReplyDeleteGoodnight Dex.
ReplyDeleteWhatever you say DG.
ReplyDeleteWith this tax and spend President, The Anointed One, just like the Greeks, we are going to take it in the @ss, pun intended.
ReplyDeleteThe Greeks are fucked, that's for sure.
ReplyDeleteDrew, you are a burden to the taxpayers of america so your opinion is meaningless.
ReplyDeleteDrew, where were your complaints when W passed out $700 billion to banks, turned a surplus into a massive deficit and spent hundreds of billions in Iraq? Lemme guess, no complaints because his IQ was about that of yours. Oh, and he was white.
ReplyDeleteOh, and kinkyb!tch, thanks for taking note of that.
ReplyDeleteDrew you fat ass fuck, it's now my new hobby to fuck with you.
ReplyDeleteF Richie you sand n*gger wanna be, I'm watching Hannity on Fox news. Some Porch Money Uncle Tom has the nerve to discuss AZ's immigration reform? I think we should create reservations for Afro-Americans just like the Native Americans. Cochise the Drunk is the same as Leroy the CrackHead!
ReplyDeletePretty colorful description of your ideas Drew.
ReplyDeleteAtta boy Fat One, show your true colors. What other groups do you hate besides blacks, Jews, Lesbians, and Liberals? I'm sure you have a long list you ignorant fuck. Spit it out, fat boy. Stop chewing and spit it out.
ReplyDeleteLOL Drew is rubbin one out to Sean Hannity. Fag.
ReplyDeleteHer you go Fat Richie!
ReplyDeletehttp://bigdrews.blogspot.com/2010/05/f-richie-gets-wood-over-nancy-pelosi.html
Good night Spurs.
ReplyDeleteGoodnight Drew.
ReplyDeleteDrew, nobody goes to your site. Least of all me. I don't give a fuck what you posted, used-cell phone welfare boy.
ReplyDeleteBut just for kicks, wait until I decide to fuck with you. ;-)
You are right,DG. I agree 100% with you that Pam has made some very bad choices that girls her age, or any age for that matter, have not.
ReplyDeleteAll I am saying is everyone has a story which is uniquely their own. Some people deal with things better than others, regardless of the lot they are dealt. Those people are to be admired.
Whatever circumstances led Pam to where she is now, I do not know. But, what shes doing has no bearing on me or my life. I do hope she finds her way back to the right track at some point. But the choice is hers, and hers alone. Degrading her is not going to make matters any better.
You have a point.
ReplyDeleteI hope Pam gets it all worked out. I really do. I've seen another side of Pam on occasion, not just the troubled Pam.
ReplyDeleteBut only she can do it. That's a hard lesson.
You're right. Only she can do it.
ReplyDeleteCushioning her isn't going to make matters better either. Maybe you see things the way Dina Lohan does with her daughter. I don't. Pam is an adult no matter what way you put it. She decides to put all of her business out there so giving an opinion is going to happen.
ReplyDeleteWhite Oprah is the best DG, don't knock her here.
ReplyDeletewhite oprah???? What are you talking about?
ReplyDeleteDina Lohan. Didn't you know she coined herself that?
ReplyDeleteNo, I didn't know that. I wonder how oprah feels about that. Wasn't Dina going to release some parenting book a few years back?
ReplyDeleteI think that's around the time she said she was like the white Oprah.
ReplyDeleteNow Michael Lohan is a real winner.
ReplyDeleteIt's so sad but recently he is coming across as the better parent even if it is all for publicity. Dina is going to feel real stupid once her daughter dies while she was busy riding her daughter's coat tail all while living in denial.
ReplyDeleteI'm not so sure Lohan is going to bite the dust.
ReplyDeletei cant stand those people. the lol-hans.
ReplyDeleteI like the way Micheal dresses. With a wife beater tucked into jeans with his phone clipped on his belt.
ReplyDeleteand then to top it off, he wears mom jeans.
ReplyDeletehe probably still wears bugle boy.
ReplyDeleteI think they are Bugle Boy.
ReplyDeletehe stole them from the set of saved by the bell.
ReplyDeleteThe Zach Morris edition Bugle Boy jeans were top notch.
ReplyDeletei would go for the slater ones with the elastic leg cuffs and pleats with the notched waistband.
ReplyDeleteseriously tho, who fucking designed those?!?!
Slater was styling. Have you ever seen that movie The Last House on the Left?
ReplyDeletekinda but not really. i just fast forwarded to the part where that chick gets raped and put it on repeat. dont know if that counts or not.
ReplyDeleteThat's messed up man.
ReplyDeleteBut no, that probably doesn't count.
ReplyDeleteoh, then i havent seen it.
ReplyDeleteYeah, it's about an hour in, I think it's about to get good.
ReplyDeletedid you know that 80% of women polled admitted that they have or had rape fantasies?
ReplyDeletei saw kick-ass. or hit girl, or whatever its called.
ReplyDeleteI didn't know about that poll.
ReplyDeleteWas it pretty good?
ReplyDeletei think cbt might have done that poll, then did the deed to them using the excuse of them asking for it.
ReplyDeleteyeah. it was a decent 'action' flick. it wasnt mad max, but it wasnt mary poppins either.
ReplyDeleteoh..mail.
ReplyDeleteI can see CBT doing something like that.
ReplyDeleteI might check that movie out when it comes out on DVD.
ReplyDeletehe would mark little stars by their address and then come back with a pizza delivery guy uniform and a hole cut out on the bottom of the box. he would be like, did you order a small anchovy pizza?
ReplyDeleteFunny.
ReplyDeleteits on dvd already isnt it?
ReplyDeleteNo, I think that movie just came out about three weeks ago.
ReplyDeleteooohhh...hhhmmm. well obamas supreme court nominee looks like kevin james.
ReplyDeletecheck your mail in like 1 minute.
ReplyDeleteAll right.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up with that man?
ReplyDeletelol. pretty awesome huh?
ReplyDeleteBest pic ever.
ReplyDeleteok man, im out for the night...its been a long day. peace, nukka!
ReplyDeleteAll right, later on man.
ReplyDeleteSpurs!
ReplyDeleteIs it me or are the avatars not showing?
ReplyDeleteHere are the pics from Kobe's photoshoot and some of the shops I found.
http://s10.photobucket.com/albums/a115/wac-cataclysm/Kobe/
Your avatar is showing.
ReplyDeleteThose are funny pics.
ReplyDeleteI wonder how much they paid him to make himself look like such a douche.
ReplyDeleteExactly. That was a bad move.
ReplyDeleteThe Assassin's Creed cover and Michael Jackson shop were the best.
ReplyDeleteYeah those were good.
ReplyDelete"F Richie said...
ReplyDeleteDrew, where were your complaints when W passed out $700 billion to banks, turned a surplus into a massive deficit and spent hundreds of billions in Iraq? Lemme guess, no complaints because his IQ was about that of yours. Oh, and he was white."
I knew I liked you, Frodo.
"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteI think he's given up on saving Pam."
I haven't given up, it just ain't time yet. You can't help someone who doesn't want to be helped.
"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeletei think cbt might have done that poll, then did the deed to them using the excuse of them asking for it.
SPURS FAN said...
I can see CBT doing something like that."
Spurs, if you really can see me doing something like that, you haven't been paying attention.
"Anonymous said...
ReplyDelete...she's a little girl who has been thrust into some very adult situations for her age. She's just "acting out" like a lot of girls her age would in similar circumstances.
SPURS FAN said...
She didn't get "thrust" into them."
Spurs is right. Pam has been actively pursuing a career in porn. I think the Florida trout thing scared her for awhile, but she went right back after it once the scare wore off.
how did pam get mixed up with that trout in Fl anyway? I remember she said she was in love with him.
ReplyDelete"Astrid said...
ReplyDeletehow did pam get mixed up with that trout in Fl anyway? I remember she said she was in love with him."
He supposedly owned the webporn company she was webcamming for. I didn't buy the "love" thing. When she was down there Spurs, drew and I were all getting "I'm scared and miserable" texts from about 3 in the morning on every night.
I never bought into her loving him either..
ReplyDeleteYeah CBT, those texts were fun times.
ReplyDelete"That being said, there are a lot of jackasses who managed to make it through law school."
ReplyDeleteChurch
"I'm actually a wanna be ambulance driver. It's more lucrative.."
Hahaa so true
The worst misconception I hear: "You are a lawyer, so you're rich"
I just hope you have enough money to pay off that Knicks bet when you lose it.
ReplyDeleteKnicks are the future
ReplyDeleteRE: The post, that brotha is pretty funny
The future of what? Being in the lottery every year?
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah, Black CBT is great.
I know black CBT is so coolest ever... I want to be his sugar baby
ReplyDeleteAim high Astrid.
ReplyDeletethe counter says 199..
ReplyDeleteI get 200
Yeah, it's off again.
ReplyDeleteI couldn't read the post... I don't speak ebonics. Someone please translate for me?
ReplyDeleteAnon likes to talk about that rape fantasy statistic... I think that is more disturbing than the actual statistic.
ReplyDeleteI have never had rape fantasies... I wonder what kind of women participated in that statistic. I don't believe it's accurate..
It was funny Skeets, you should try to read it.
ReplyDeleteSo have you hard anything from that job yet?
*regarding* that job
ReplyDelete*heard*
ReplyDeleteHey Elfie..
ReplyDeleteHow was your mother's day? Did Santa Clause leave you flowers or eat anymore of your sweets?
Elfie..
ReplyDeleteI put that peel on my face, and feel asleep.. 45 mins later I woke up and my face was burning. I had a sore spot on my cheek and nose, but everybody keeps telling me how nice my skin looks..
Mother's day was good. I went to my mom's and made her dinner. FMB brought me a purple potted orchid. Santa was busy and didn't get me ish... haha
ReplyDeleteAnd Sours I did hear and I did not get the job, sucks but oh well. The problem is that the market here is rough, I have the experience but no degree so I'm getting slaughtered by those that have both and still can't find a decent paying job. Realistically anyone with a degree should be making far more than that position offered but that's just how it is.
Astrid~ That peel works wonders but I have left it on too long, to the point of developing a scab, so be careful. It sure does make you skin smooth and glitteny though.
ReplyDeleteElfie you can sew... Have you thought about getting a temp job at a fabric or crafts store?
ReplyDelete