For the first time in Hong Kong subway history, someone took a dump in the train because he was too high to make it to a toilet.
Even weirder was the fact that no one even bothered to avoid the man or his mess. They said the smell was not too bad because of the good fan system the train had.
You win out Astrid. I figured because the stuff you've sent in before has all been rejected emphatically and with no remorse by the newsroom, this should make it up. Congrats.
CBT in a mall.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoKb7csbhK4
That is nasty. But funny that someone would have the balls to do that.
ReplyDeleteGross.
ReplyDeleteWhat? The post or the video? I say on both.
ReplyDeleteElfie, MT, BH?, Wop~ hope you guys have a Happy Mother's Day! =)
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm pretty sure this round eye was drunk, not stoned.
ReplyDeleteSpurs I lol'ed when I saw I won... haha
ReplyDeletehave you ever been this stoned Spurs??
ReplyDeleteThe guy looks kind of drunk.. but IDK.. I have been really high too. I think general tso chicken may have played a role..
ReplyDeleteCBT in a mall.
ReplyDeleteI have seen that video before.. I think it was on tosh.o.. It is funny how that guy is sitting there with people walking by, and they don't even notice what is going on.
Astrid, it's gross in a thousands ways. But one of the most perplexing is.... and I'm sorry to have to be this direct.... but not only was this guy OK with crapping public, but he was also quite OK with pullin up his pants and not wiping his ass?
ReplyDeleteW T F ??? LOL
No, never been that stoned Astrid.
ReplyDeleteGlad you had a laugh Astrid.
ReplyDeleteastrid, since you won you can have the grand prize....chinese mans shitty underwear.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking of something of less value Anonymous.
ReplyDeletei cant think of anything less than that.
ReplyDeleteanon is just jelous that spur's did pick one of his suggestions..
ReplyDeleteFrodo.. yea the grossest part was that he didn't wipe. I wonder if he had to go that bad, or he was too lazy to find a bathroom. He does look like he could be Mexican or something, so maybe he ate some bad tacos..
Yep, Anonymous is jealous. He's probably crying right now Astrid. Way to rub it in.
ReplyDeleteyea.. his geek glasses are stained with tears right now
ReplyDeleteCouple more hours.
ReplyDeleteYep, looking forward to it EV.
ReplyDeleteThanks KB!
ReplyDeleteHappy Mom's day to all the mothers who visit (with the exception of pams mom, cause she is a horrible failure)
Funny. That was nice of you Wopness.
ReplyDeleteman...my eyes were so full of tears from astrid hurting my feeling so much. it was ALMOST as bad as drew telling me to 'spin off'.
ReplyDeleteThere's nothing worse than reading that.
ReplyDeleteThat's gross!
ReplyDeleteand thank you KB and Wop! Happy Mother's day to all the mothers and of course Wopness too.
How did your interview go Skeets?
ReplyDeleteMuch better than the last time but I still think I could have done better. Plus the questions were really repetitive and that was awkward cause I was like "biatches I already told you this ish" but I just reiterated what I had stated prior.
ReplyDeleteThat's cool. Did you masturbate before the interview, like Anonymous said?
ReplyDeletei think she did.
ReplyDeleteHaha no I didn't... I just drank a crap load of sugar free red bulls which have the opposite effect on me than they should.
ReplyDeleteWhat do they do to you?
ReplyDeleteelfie, do you have ADD?
ReplyDeleteno1 said happy mothers day to CBT so i will be the first :) No telling how many "love childs" he has.
ReplyDeleteDon't say bad things about pammys mother Wop. That's not nice. Reminds me of Rocket Tranny bringing up my dead mother. I went to the cemetary today and left flowers and 7 pennies (for the 7 years she's been in Heaven).
That was nice of you TeXxXa$. You have any big plans for the weekend?
ReplyDeleteAnon~ I have never been diagnosed with ADD but I am pretty sure I do.
ReplyDeleteHell No I don't have any plans. My ex decided to be a shit head and not take our son, it's like he wants to be an asshole for mother's day.
ReplyDeleteHow many ways are you going to try to spell your name T3X4$?
ReplyDeleteI didn't know you had a kid MT.. Happy Mother's Day to you, and Elfie and all the other moms.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Elfie's kids are going to something really creative for her.. lol..
ReplyDeleteYou know her kids are creative for blaming their munchies on Santa Claus.
elfie, im not trying to pick on you. its just that people who do have ADD usually get the opposite effects from stimulants.
ReplyDeleteHay Miss Tejas, shu bedder git back to the casa de pedros, pronto!
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on Pancho?
ReplyDeleteHay gringo! Do shu no wear cheese staying at? Cheese piecing me off when che hides like tis.
ReplyDeletewhat does Pancho mean?
ReplyDeleteDon't know Pancho, sorry about that.
ReplyDeleteJust a name Astrid.
ReplyDeleteI know Nacho Libre
ReplyDeleteCheese beehin in feeding my dawgs, Ese.
ReplyDeleteHay Aztred, r chu see-gull? Du chu like Mexicants?
ReplyDeleteAstrid only likes cats Pancho.
ReplyDeleteI like mexican food.. but I ate too much soup and potato rice
ReplyDeleteArriba! Cheese a curazee beech! I feed gatos to my peetboos.
ReplyDeleteThat's messed up Pancho. Astrid wouldn't find that cool at all.
ReplyDeleteArriba! Ay putos, yo que va a la tienda.
ReplyDeleteHave fun at the store Pancho.
ReplyDeletewhat are you going to do for your mom spurs?
ReplyDelete28 minutes to jump! Go SAS!
ReplyDeleteBuy her some flowers. And I'm going to go out and pick up my grandma and hang out at my parents on Sunday.
ReplyDeleteWhat are you doing Astrid?
Yeah Drew, they have to have this one. I'm pretty sure they will win.
ReplyDeleteSuns win #3 - coming soon!
ReplyDeleteI don't think so.
ReplyDeleteI'm with Spurs. I predict a blowout on home court. I even put in a 20 timer on the game.
ReplyDeleteI am getting her flowers and her favourite cake
ReplyDeleteHow many points Drew?
ReplyDeleteThat's nice Astrid.
ReplyDeletemy neighbours keep asking me how my cat is.. because they found him all messed up
ReplyDeleteSpurs.. your grandma sounds sweet.. My grandma is cranky and mean sometimes.. She is very uppity about mannerisms. She addresses her friends as Miss, and insists everybody else does, etc. etc.
ReplyDeleteYeah, she's really cool.
ReplyDeleteSo how is your cat doing now anyway?
ReplyDeleteHe is eating and feeling better, but his sides are still sunk in. You can see his backbone.. I am giving him milk and dry food, and wet food. Whatever he wants. He needs to eat..
ReplyDeleteYeah, sounds like maybe he had some internal injuries from the beating he took.
ReplyDeleteSpurs.. my grandma is a big babushka.. I love her, and she is funny sometimes, especially when she starts talking smack about the Czechs..
ReplyDeleteShe isn't the average grandma.. but I would never act like scarface around her in a nice resturant, no matter how drunk I am. She has a bad temper.
Anonymous said...
ReplyDelete"elfie, im not trying to pick on you. its just that people who do have ADD usually get the opposite effects from stimulants."
Yes I know you weren't Anon, and that's what clued me in to the fact that I most likely have it, coffee puts me to sleep, red bulls calm me down and well I am pretty high strung and my mind moves a mile a minute and when I talk I seldom stay on topic, I jump around so much that I am hard to follow haha.
who is playing tonight?
ReplyDeleteThe Spurs and Suns again.
ReplyDeleteI thought I read that, but it seems weird that they are playing again
ReplyDeleteAstrid heads up, cats are lactose intolerant so the milk might make him more sick. He may have feline leukemia which cats can live with for a very long time but it does tend to make them lose weight and become lethargic at times.
ReplyDeleteIt's best-of-7 Astrid.
ReplyDeleteI know I shouldn't give him a lot of milk.. but he is so skinny and he wants it
ReplyDeleteElfie he wasn't eating much the last two days.. so i think that why he is skinny.. I should probably take him to the vet anyway. I am worried about him, and he is acting better though.
ReplyDeleteYour poor kitty, I hope he gets better soon. Maybe it's something as simple as his food, corn filler in dog food makes my older dog really sick.
ReplyDeleteI was sure what the story was on him being sick, I remember that he got in a fight but somehow missed the part about your neighbors finding him?
ReplyDeleteSpurs giving 6 1/2
ReplyDelete***wasn't
ReplyDeleteYeah, I can see them winning by 7 or more Drew.
ReplyDeleteHe got in a fight, and the neighbors found him messed up.. He was sore afterwards, and that is the sickness I have been talking about. He couldn't move and kept crying.
ReplyDeleteSpurs is calling him a pussy.. yea.. He ran out the door, and was found in the neighbor's garage.
He is a small cat too. He isn't a year old yet.
Spurs, let me put my betting hat on. At first I said to myself, I love AZ getting 6 1/2 but I'm mush! With that said I went against them so this should be a win
ReplyDeleteAstrid I apologize for calling your cat a pussy being he's only a year old. So he doesn't know what fights to pick or walk away from. That means he's dumb, not a pussy. My bad.
ReplyDeleteNothing but nothing Spurs, Grant Hill has been around for ever and still has game?
ReplyDeletespurs.. shuddup
ReplyDeleteHe could have been attacked or something.. because cats are territorial
I can't believe that Drew. It's a credit to him.
ReplyDeleteAhhhhh I see, so it's probably nothing serious but he could have an infection of something from getting biten or scratched. Poor kitty... SOurs that make him brave not stupid... he took on Goliath and he lost but heck at least he had the balls to try to take him on.
ReplyDeleteWell, if he was attacked Astrid he was probably trespassing somewhere. So shame on him for being a criminal.
ReplyDeleteDon't be so politically correct Skeets.
ReplyDeletespurs.. I hope you go to Arkansas and some hick sprays your ass with buckshot for trespassing. It'll probably be a black guy thinking you are wearing a sheet, because you are an albino fucker..
ReplyDeleteOnly a coward would call Astrids cat stupid... stop projecting your issues onto her poor defenseless kitty. BTW what is his name Astrid?
ReplyDeleteWhatever Astrid. You don't need to insult me because you have a half-wit weakling cat.
ReplyDeleteYou're right Skeets, he's the brightest cat ever.
ReplyDeletethere is a show on MSNBC called Who do you think you are. I like this show. They help famous people find their lost family members and ancestry.
ReplyDeletespurs.. go start a bar fight with somebody bigger than you and tell us what happens..
ReplyDeleteHow do you know he got beaten up by a bigger cat? For all we know, a mouse kicked his sorry ass. Yep, that's probably what happened.
ReplyDeleteHeyyyyyyyyyyyy! I'm in San Antonio tonight and after the game I'm heading solo to Bonham Exchange. Any of you cowboys want to meet up?
ReplyDeleteTry Drew.
ReplyDeleteor maybe it was a tyrannosaurus rex
ReplyDeleteNo, it was something really small.
ReplyDeletemy cat kills mice and rabbits..
ReplyDeletespurs... I have midgets and dwarfs that could kick your ass. Have you ever watched Pit Boss??
ReplyDeleteJust because you have a defective cat doesn't mean you need to try (keyword try) to insult me.
ReplyDeleteSteve Nash & SpursFan sittin in a tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G......!
ReplyDeleteTerrible Drew.
ReplyDeleteyour trying to insult me spurs.. and you are trying to say my cat is a wimpy, criminal, trespasser.. and you look anorexic. I just think it's funny.
ReplyDeleteIf you are going to start that bar fight, you may want to eat a case of power bars and hit every buffet in San Antonio first. You'll still get your ass beat, but they won't laugh at you as hard afterwards.
How I'm I insulting you Astrid? I'm just trying to help you understand you shouldn't expect much from that cat you have, that's all.
ReplyDeleteI am not insulting you either spurs... I am just saying that you are a wimpy, albino who needs to eat before you try to defend yourself.. I am trying to help you out.
ReplyDeleteMaybe, but at least I don't have a worthless cat to take care of until he feels depressed enough to just off himself.
ReplyDeletemaybe spurs... maybe that is how your parents feel about you.
ReplyDeletedo they know you have an eating disorder?
If I really wanted to insult you spurs.. I would tell you to spin off...
ReplyDeleteNo, my parents don't know that, just like your cat's parents probably don't realize you got him. Otherwise they would have just eaten him when he was born and saved him a shitty life. Or maybe they would have gone to Planned Parenthood.
ReplyDeletePlease don't ever tell me to spin off.
ReplyDeleteIs it true that Amare Stoudemire stuck his purple crayon in Nik's new wife?
ReplyDeleteAnd Nik filmed it Drew.
ReplyDeleteNews flash:
ReplyDeleteAdrian Grenier will have his hands full on "Entourage" with porn star Sasha Grey. The X-rated actress meets Grenier's Vince Chase in a bar in the fifth episode and sticks around for the rest of next season. The plot was inspired by Charlie Sheen's affair with Ginger Lynn in the late '90s. "You can't believe she's a porn star when you meet her," Grenier told TV Guide. Grey already went mainstream when she starred in Steven Soderbergh's "The Girlfriend Experience" last year. "I wouldn't have done this storyline if Sasha passed," said "Entourage" creator Doug Ellin.
http://www.youporn.com/watch/304657/sasha-grey-bctt-interracial/?from=search_full&pos=3
Quit linking to porn Drew.
ReplyDeleteBut yeah, I saw where she's going to be on Entourage.
ReplyDeleteBored during half
ReplyDeleteWell, it's just about to start.
ReplyDeletewho is winning
ReplyDeleteThe Spurs, 60 to 54.
ReplyDeleteWhat are you doing?
watching tv... listening to music... trying to study..
ReplyDeleteYou aren't done with finals yet?
ReplyDeleteMy bet is not looking so good Kay
ReplyDeleteno.. but I just found a lump in my cat's side.. so I am going to try to go to the vet tomorrow. He is acting normal..
ReplyDeleteI think you'll be all right Drew.
ReplyDeleteYeah I'd take him to the vet Astrid.
ReplyDeleteBall don't lie Timmy!
ReplyDeleteNo kidding it doesn't lie. That's why Phoenix hasn't won a championship and never will.
ReplyDeletehey Astrid, I just found a lump in my boxers. :)
ReplyDeleteYou must not understand that term, being a Spurs fan and all. I don't think those refs can preserve that lead all night.
ReplyDeleteI do understand the term, it's from Rasheed Wallace.
ReplyDeleteI see you have that club as your avatar now Drew.
ReplyDeletespin off Drew
ReplyDeleteI'm sweatin this bet.
ReplyDeleteYeah, now it's not looking so good.
ReplyDeleteStupid basketball.... I dont care about sports at all, I couldnt care less if I was brain dead. I wish I had something to mix alcohol with, my kidsa re sleeping and there is nothing in my house to drink but water and alcohol.
ReplyDeleteBummer. Why don't you get FMB to bring something by?
ReplyDeleteSorry Spurs but this is getting ugly
ReplyDeleteYeah, it's a complete ass kicking.
ReplyDeleteFMB doesn't drink but anyhow he is at his friends going away party, I wonder if I can get the Circle K worker to deliver me some coca-cola.
ReplyDelete....
ReplyDelete@ the Suitcase Party in Deer Valley....
And the Suns are still winning!
Ha....
- chef -
Probably not. So are you just going to mix it with water?
ReplyDeleteYeah CHEF, your no championship having team won. Congrats.
ReplyDeleteMiss you Elfie :) When is happy hour?
ReplyDeleteAt what's the Suitcase Party all about?
ReplyDelete*And*
ReplyDeleteMy leg hurts... I injured it this morning while trying to simultaneously jump through my back door and over a kennel meanwhile blocking my dog from doing the same.
ReplyDeleteWere you in a hurry Skeets, or did you just want to test our your coordination?
ReplyDeletetest *out*
ReplyDeleteI was trying to throw the dog outside for barking but he kept getting back in before I could shut the door. Plus the way I have it set up is there is a large kennel inside the door jamb so when I am not home they can come into the kennel inside of my house or go outside. So going out that door I have to straddle the kennel I was half asleep and forgot that I also have a door to the backyard in my room. Stupid.
ReplyDelete...
ReplyDeleteSpurs we won an ABA championship in '69
We be the Flint Tropics...
And a CBA championship on '07, but it was the Phoenix Flame (minor league)
Ha...
The suitcase party is a pretty cool event....
Win a trip tonight to Sonoma wine country in California....
Literally, we are partying in the Hangar...
We were a sponsor.... Our limo is on the tarmac....
- chef -
Yeah Chef, hwat is the suitcase party?
ReplyDeleteSounds cool CHEF. And congrats on the minor league championships.
ReplyDeletePretty good description of events Skeets. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteI would want to wine a trip to wine country.. I like CA wine
ReplyDeleteThis just in - Goran Dragic has been charged with First degree rape.
ReplyDeletegood game, huh?
ReplyDeleteI was waiting on something from you EV.
ReplyDeleteTerrible game Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteYeah, description is what I do... I knew you would want to know. What I failed to mention was that I was wearing florescent yellow underwear and a white wife beater... that's it. Prior to the kennel jumping and leg injuring I was in my backyard yelling "SHUT IT FUNKY!" at the top of my lungs. My neighbors probably think I am a loon.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Anonymous was in the bushes checking you out Skeets.
ReplyDeletespurs.. I was hoping the spurs would win, until you starting being a punk. I guess I jinxed you, or you jinxed yourself.. spin off
ReplyDeletethe spurs were leading...not by much but it only takes one point to win.
ReplyDeleteFYI, Elfie (Skeets) is hammered!
ReplyDeleteyea anon... it would have nice of you to help Elfie out when she was hurt
ReplyDeleteastrid, spin off!
ReplyDeleteAnon has taken us residency in my bushes, he rooms with Benny now.
ReplyDeletei was too busy going thru her bathroom trash.
ReplyDeletecrap... we have a thunder storm
ReplyDeletei killed benny cus he wasnt giving up the booty hole.
ReplyDeleteYeah Astrid, the Spurs heard that I was rude to you and tanked.
ReplyDeleteI'm not hammered, I haven't even drank a thing cause I DO NOT HAVE ANY MIXERS! Hello? Earth to Drewl, come in Drewl. I am extremely tired though and just waiting for FMB to get here so I can go to bed.
ReplyDeleteWhat was in the bathroom trash?
ReplyDeleteA thunderstorm? Crazy.
ReplyDeleteYou and FMB still just cuddling Skeets? I guess we know there's no condoms in the bathroom trash.
ReplyDeletewhen do the spurs play again?
ReplyDeleteWhat is FMB?
ReplyDeletecondoms, shit stained granny panties, cigar stubs, rusty razors, and a hustler from 1989 with all the pages stuck together.
ReplyDeleteSunday Astrid.
ReplyDeleteFire Marshall Bill Drew. She's dating a fireman. And he plays softball. And shoots 'roids, but Skeets doesn't believe it.
ReplyDeletebe nice to me all day Sunday.. and the spurs will probably win. I really think my mental powers has something to do with this..
ReplyDeleteI just posted some crazy shizzle on my site if Spurs will indulge?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.pamelapucker.com
so youre mental, astrid?
ReplyDeleteAll right Astrid.
ReplyDeleteYeah Drew, we know the name of the site.
ReplyDeleteanon.. why don't help FMB out with his infertility?
ReplyDelete200!
ReplyDelete200
ReplyDeleteCongrats Anon.
ReplyDeleteLittle slow Astrid.
ReplyDeletefuck fmb and his limp dick.
ReplyDeleteSounds like you are a little jealous Anonymous.
ReplyDelete