Wednesday, May 5, 2010

The Dumbest Criminal Ever



I think Big Perv Drew should watch this and learn to not fall for this type of entrapment in the future.
Posted by SPURS FAN at 5:14 PM
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570 comments:

  1. Frodo RichieMay 5, 2010 at 5:27 PM

    Big Drool doesn't need this advice. He only seeks Craigslist Ho's remember? And they are all too willing.

    I bet Drew has more STDs than the toilet seat at the ex-Dirty offices.

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  2. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 5:30 PM

    *it* starts

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  3. Frodo RichieMay 5, 2010 at 5:36 PM

    It'll never be assault....

    .... in Drew's mind.

    But only in his sick mind. You're right, he's a danger. Someone call Chis Hansen.

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  4. Frodo RichieMay 5, 2010 at 5:48 PM

    Rumor has it Rocket Queen says her cock is bigger

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  5. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 5:49 PM

    You still have it out for Rocket Queen don't you Frodo?

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  6. Y'all know whoMay 5, 2010 at 5:52 PM

    that was Rocket Queen's cock, when she had it removed, she sent it to him for $5 and a cell phone

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  7. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 5:54 PM

    Funny.

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  8. Y'all know whoMay 5, 2010 at 5:55 PM

    Just so he can greg blast, since he is coming in at a wopping 2mm according to his craiglisters

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  9. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 5:56 PM

    And the sick thing is you know that guy went around looking a different cocks so he could find one to post.

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  10. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 5:57 PM

    And e-mail it around.

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  11. Y'all know whoMay 5, 2010 at 6:02 PM

    its rocket queens.

    He puts embalming fluid in his mouth and massages it every night to keep it from decomposing

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  12. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 6:03 PM

    That's messed up man. I laughed at that one.

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  13. DGMay 5, 2010 at 6:06 PM

    How can someone be this stupid? I don't see how this is possible. I couldn't hear the beginning. Did this guy rape her too?

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  14. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 6:08 PM

    What's up DG? Yeah, the scumbag raped her.

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  15. DGMay 5, 2010 at 6:12 PM

    You think if he was going to take the time to rape someone it would be with someone hot. I can tell by this girls legs she is not a tiny girl.

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  16. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 6:13 PM

    Yep, she's thick no doubt. And how much did she offer to buy the phone back for?

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  17. DGMay 5, 2010 at 6:13 PM

    I made reservations for my motel, yes motel not hotel, for the night before I go backpacking. It is scary looking. Looks like the bates motel.

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  18. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 6:13 PM

    It was probably $20, or something really pathetic.

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  19. DGMay 5, 2010 at 6:14 PM

    This guy is probably as delusional as Drew and thought she wanted him after he raped her.

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  20. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 6:14 PM

    Why did you choose a motel? And where is your backpacking trip? And are you still going to Vegas?

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  21. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 6:14 PM

    Funny DG.

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  22. DGMay 5, 2010 at 6:17 PM

    The town closest to the trailhead has a population of 450. That's all they have there. I'm going May 24-28. Then on the 28th I'm driving to Santa Monica and staying there until the 30th. Once I make it there I can officially say that I have traveled the entire Route 66.

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  23. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 6:18 PM

    You are like Columbus DG.

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  24. DGMay 5, 2010 at 6:21 PM

    Not many people can say they have traveled all of that road. I would say I'm more like that movie Cars.

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  25. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 6:22 PM

    Well I was thinking more along the lines of you discovering America, but I guess your crappy Cars analogy will work.

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  26. DGMay 5, 2010 at 6:22 PM

    Vegas is going to happen in July if it works out. But I think I'm dropping Thursdays off my schedule as of next week so I'm going to be doing alot of backpacking, camping, and traveling all summer.

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  27. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 6:23 PM

    So you'd have off Thursday, Friday and Saturday?

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  28. DGMay 5, 2010 at 6:26 PM

    Route 66 did not discover america spurs. Maybe you can call me Marty because Route 66 is like going back in time.

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  29. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 6:27 PM

    Good point. I dropped the ball on that one. Cars wasn't the best either. Just so you know.

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  30. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 6:27 PM

    You still doing yoga classes?

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  31. DGMay 5, 2010 at 6:29 PM

    Yeah, I became a genius with my schedule. Saturdays and Sundays are the best day to work but I don't want to tie myself down the entire weekend so I've been paying attention and people are always asking off for Saturdays. This way I can pick up a saturday whenever I want but not be obligated to the day. I'm so glad everyone else I work with is not as smart as me to figure this out on their own.

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  32. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 6:31 PM

    You're the best and brightest of an amateur crew DG. Congrats.

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  33. DGMay 5, 2010 at 6:32 PM

    Yes it is. Have you even seen Cars?

    Yes, I've been doing yoga just not as much since I've been hiking more. Are you still doing yours? I would really like to become an instructor one day. But I still am not ready to do the class twice a day so it will be awhile for that.

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  34. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 6:33 PM

    You mean that cartoon? No, haven't seen it.

    And yeah, those instructors have it pretty good. I did one about two weeks ago, but I got my 10 class card extended. I think I have two or three left, then I'll get another one. They're only $60.

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  35. DGMay 5, 2010 at 6:34 PM

    I think when I'm in California I should take that gang tour.

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  36. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 6:34 PM

    She's still useless? And you can be like that chick in New York who killed her boss. But she got a shitload of time.

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  37. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 6:35 PM

    You should do something about the illegal immigration there DG.

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  38. DGMay 5, 2010 at 6:35 PM

    I wish it was that cheap here. $115 every month for me.

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  39. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 6:35 PM

    Yeah, but that's unlimited though right?

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  40. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 6:36 PM

    p

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  41. DGMay 5, 2010 at 6:38 PM

    Yeah it is. A 10 class card for me would cost $125 here.

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  42. kbMay 5, 2010 at 6:39 PM

    When I first watched the clip I thought it was a dude talking (who else wears their shoes untied?). I was thinking to myself "why is this dude wearing capris". Uglies in Cleveland I guess.

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  43. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 6:39 PM

    Well, they offer student and military discounts. I think it's the same amount otherwise DG.

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  44. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 6:40 PM

    You guess right kinkyb!tch.

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  45. DGMay 5, 2010 at 6:40 PM

    She keeps taking our money away from us and asks us to do more work while she takes cruises and freezes her face with too much botox.

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  46. kbMay 5, 2010 at 6:41 PM

    do they offer "probably going to drop out" discounts for yoga classes?

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  47. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 6:41 PM

    Is she lowering your commission? And didn't you get a raise not too long ago DG?

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  48. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 6:41 PM

    Funny kinkyb!tch.

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  49. DGMay 5, 2010 at 6:45 PM

    Yeah I did. We are supposed to get raises every 6 months but a couple months ago she said 'due to the economy' she can only afford to give us raises once a year now and then took off for a 2 week cruise. Now she decided to remodel our place and ironically we used to get paid an extra $5 for each person that is new that we get to sign up on a contract. It only added up to like $50 a month but she is now taking that from us too. I know it's not much but it's the principle of the matter. What a way to show appreciation to your employees paying for your much needed plastic surgery. And its such a waste. She still looks 45 yrs old anyway.

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  50. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 6:46 PM

    Seem a little pissed DG. Understandable though. And I hear you about the principle of the matter. If it makes you feel better I took a nap for a little while at work, that was nice.

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  51. DGMay 5, 2010 at 6:46 PM

    I should've not been lazy and got my own business running and I wouldn't have to deal with this shit.

    But it's hard because I really like the people I work with so I don't want to find another job.

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  52. DGMay 5, 2010 at 6:48 PM

    I took a nap yesterday at work too, so take that.

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  53. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 6:49 PM

    Yeah, I was thinking about myself, not you.

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  54. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 6:49 PM

    And you should try to start up your own business at some point.

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  55. DGMay 5, 2010 at 6:52 PM

    I know, I want to. I think I will wait until the economy starts improving a bit. I have my own site even and I don't even remember what it is anymore. Maybe 20k will let me advertise on his site? I'm sure I will attract customers, just not the kind I'm looking for.

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  56. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 6:55 PM

    Well, you could attract the type who is looking for some side action. You could make some money. I mean, let's see, I'd say you start the price at $50, and if you have to negotiate down, that's just the way it is.

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  57. AnonymousMay 5, 2010 at 6:55 PM

    what do you do at work DG? are still doing the telephone sales?

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  58. AnonymousMay 5, 2010 at 6:57 PM

    I still don't think my cat is eating.. I also think he peed in my room somewhere and he is MIA.. I hope he is ok..

    I am going to take him to the vet tomorrow if he lays on the floor and cries all night again..

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  59. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 6:58 PM

    She's a maid.

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  60. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 6:58 PM

    And as far as your cat? Sounds like he really got his ass kicked good. He might have some internal injuries. Pussy.

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  61. AnonymousMay 5, 2010 at 6:59 PM

    that is not a very nice thing to say about my cat spurs..

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  62. AnonymousMay 5, 2010 at 7:01 PM

    Spurs.. I really do hope he is sore and nothing serious.. I have never seen a cat act this way. I hope he isn't sick or caught something from another cat.

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  63. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 7:01 PM

    Sorry to insult your cat.

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  64. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 7:02 PM

    Well, I think you should take him to the vet if he's acting the puss again tonight.

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  65. DGMay 5, 2010 at 7:03 PM

    Hell no I'm not a telemarketer Astrid. That was awhile ago. And I'm also not a maid.

    I'm actually a prostitute. But I am smarter than the rest who hang out on the street corner just waiting. I have my own site. That way it's all work and no standing around.

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  66. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 7:04 PM

    But yet she sleeps on the job.

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  67. DGMay 5, 2010 at 7:04 PM

    Cat pee is like a skunk.

    How old is your cat?

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  68. DGMay 5, 2010 at 7:06 PM

    There is no need to stay awake spurs. My clients have about the same skills as you.

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  69. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 7:06 PM

    Good one DG.

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  70. DGMay 5, 2010 at 7:07 PM

    Yeah, I hope she turns into Heidi Fleiss.

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  71. DGMay 5, 2010 at 7:08 PM

    I wonder how long it will take for someone to take me seriously after reading these comments.

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  72. AnonymousMay 5, 2010 at 7:08 PM

    my cat will be 1 in August

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  73. AnonymousMay 5, 2010 at 7:08 PM

    but he is litter trained and he also knows to go outside... he just doesn't feel good

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  74. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 7:08 PM

    Drew will start beating off after he reads them DG, that's for sure.

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  75. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 7:09 PM

    Damn, I figured your cat was older than that Astrid.

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  76. DGMay 5, 2010 at 7:09 PM

    He will start searching the phx craigslist ads looking for me.

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  77. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 7:10 PM

    No doubt.

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  78. DGMay 5, 2010 at 7:12 PM

    Awe, poor kitty.

    I just brought my dog to the vet Monday. They say he is skinny but I take him hiking with me so I think he is just fit. But he is so smart. He sits when you tell him and he gives you his paw when you ask for it. But not just his paw, he gives his entire arm.

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  79. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 7:15 PM

    He sits and gives you his paw? He's like the Einstein of dog DG!

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  80. AnonymousMay 5, 2010 at 7:18 PM

    I wanted my cat to be an in door cat, but he wouldn't let that happen.. He would just run out the door. I think I will go get him a leash tomorrow, so he can't go far until he starts feeling better..

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  81. DGMay 5, 2010 at 7:20 PM

    He is Spurs. This is just the beginning. I will have him speaking english as a second language before he turns 1.

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  82. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 7:21 PM

    You'd be like the Dog Whisperer. But way more talented.

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  83. AnonymousMay 5, 2010 at 7:23 PM

    The Dog Whisperer's name is Caesar

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  84. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 7:24 PM

    I though it might be Crazy.

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  85. 2dirty4uMay 5, 2010 at 7:24 PM

    Did I hear someone say that DG has her own site?

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  86. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 7:24 PM

    She does.

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  87. 2dirty4uMay 5, 2010 at 7:25 PM

    Does she travel, or do we have to go to her? I have to figure out the airfare and all in this.

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  88. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 7:26 PM

    Well, she likes to conduct her business in motels, so at least the lodging will be cheap.

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  89. DGMay 5, 2010 at 7:27 PM

    Did you see what the real housewives of NJ look like? No wonder Drew has to resort to craigslist.

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  90. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 7:28 PM

    I've never seen them DG, but I'm sure they are skanky no doubt.

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  91. DGMay 5, 2010 at 7:29 PM

    I am a traveler 2d4u but I am a dirty girl so does that make me dirty enough for you?

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  92. AnonymousMay 5, 2010 at 7:29 PM

    here they are spurs

    http://jesslikesithot.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/real-housewives-of-new-jersey.jpeg

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  93. 2dirty4uMay 5, 2010 at 7:29 PM

    OMG, as I read that comment from DG, I just saw a commercial for a new reality show in Jersey coming next month. WTF is going on with this country?

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  94. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 7:30 PM

    Yep, skanky.

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  95. AnonymousMay 5, 2010 at 7:30 PM

    he is probably 2dirty4u DG

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  96. AnonymousMay 5, 2010 at 7:31 PM

    what was the reality show about 2dirity ??

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  97. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 7:31 PM

    Yeah, the Goodfellas wives weren't cheap looking at all DG.

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  98. 2dirty4uMay 5, 2010 at 7:31 PM

    nice Astrid

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  99. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 7:31 PM

    And nice try talking (writing) sexy there DG.

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  100. 2dirty4uMay 5, 2010 at 7:32 PM

    Looks like they are following a family in Jersey that own their own clothing store. Looks like a knock off of that one they have called jerseylicious or whatever the hell it's called.

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  101. DGMay 5, 2010 at 7:32 PM

    They look photoshopped in that pic Astrid. Here there are on tmz.

    http://www.tmz.com/2010/05/05/real-housewives-of-nj-whod-you-rather/

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  102. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 7:33 PM

    A reality show on a family that runs a clothing store? Really?

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  103. AnonymousMay 5, 2010 at 7:34 PM

    yea.. that show sounds stupid, I won't be watching that..

    I admit I watched Real Housewives of NJ, but it was just because Danielle was so crazy..

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  104. 2dirty4uMay 5, 2010 at 7:34 PM

    just saw the preview. I need to move back to Italy. All this Jersey shit here is pissing me off. America is going down the shitter when they start glorifying this kind of stuff.

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  105. DGMay 5, 2010 at 7:35 PM

    Talking sexy? Who says that? What I did was talk dirty because I am a dirty girl. I'm just keeping it tame so you can handle yourself and not end up with another virus on your computer.

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  106. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 7:36 PM

    And I saw where Snooki and that other trash on the show got into a fight in a bar the other night.

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  107. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 7:36 PM

    Thanks for thinking of my computer DG.

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  108. 2dirty4uMay 5, 2010 at 7:37 PM

    DG is turning me on with the dirty girl thingy..... :)

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  109. 2dirty4uMay 5, 2010 at 7:37 PM

    Spurs, I haven't seen your alter ego here lately. He in hiding?

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  110. DGMay 5, 2010 at 7:37 PM

    hahaha...talking sexy. You sound like Borat.

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  111. 2dirty4uMay 5, 2010 at 7:38 PM

    or does he only come out when you smoke?

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  112. AnonymousMay 5, 2010 at 7:38 PM

    I actually watched one episode of Jersey Shore, just to see why it was so great... it was the dumbest shit I have ever seen

    a bunch of meat heads working out and trying to pick up girls, but mostly picking fights.. yea, real entertaining..

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  113. 2dirty4uMay 5, 2010 at 7:40 PM

    I agree Astrid, I don't know how people can watch that garbage. Says alot about them. I prefer more educational stuff like Reno 911

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  114. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 7:40 PM

    He was around earlier 2dirty4u. I think he left one or two comments.

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  115. DGMay 5, 2010 at 7:40 PM

    I have to go. I'm going to Walmart. I think I will wear a short pair of yoga shorts and furry boots so I can hopefully end up on people of walmart.

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  116. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 7:41 PM

    2dirty4u:

    Still haven't smoked. And whatever you believe, it's not me making those comments.

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  117. DGMay 5, 2010 at 7:41 PM

    I hear they are making a Super Troopers 2 and it will be out next year.

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  118. AnonymousMay 5, 2010 at 7:42 PM

    Reno is good.. I like tosh.o too..

    Spurs, Ghost Hunters comes on Syfy tonight if you want to watch it..

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  119. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 7:42 PM

    I hope the original cast comes back DG, that movie was great.

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  120. 2dirty4uMay 5, 2010 at 7:42 PM

    I know Spurs, even though you still haven't told me who it is. He actually cracks me up, pretty entertaining.

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  121. DGMay 5, 2010 at 7:42 PM

    It's definitely not spurs making those comments because Evil is kind of funny is a sick sort of way.

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  122. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 7:43 PM

    Yep, he is entertaining.

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  123. 2dirty4uMay 5, 2010 at 7:43 PM

    Makes me laugh.

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  124. AnonymousMay 5, 2010 at 7:44 PM

    I like it when the cop on Super Troopers kept meowing at that guy..

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  125. DGMay 5, 2010 at 7:45 PM

    I think I may buy that movie now. It's been nearly a year since I last saw it.

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  126. 2dirty4uMay 5, 2010 at 7:46 PM

    You guys seen Bruno?

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  127. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 7:46 PM

    Bruno was great. Especially when he pitched his show. I loved how he acted he had something great with Harrison Ford.

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  128. DGMay 5, 2010 at 7:48 PM

    I had a hard time understanding him in Bruno.

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  129. 2dirty4uMay 5, 2010 at 7:48 PM

    I didn't think I was going to make it through the movie when I saw the opening with his little asian dude.

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  130. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 7:49 PM

    I forgot about that part.

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  131. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 7:50 PM

    Did you like the movie 2dirty4u?

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  132. AnonymousMay 5, 2010 at 7:50 PM

    Bruno was so funny.. I couldn't stop laughing but some of it was gross.

    My favourite part is when he was handcuffed and they had to call the room service for help.. everything after that was hilarious

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  133. 2dirty4uMay 5, 2010 at 7:51 PM

    How could you forget about that? I'm going to carry that scar around forever.

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  134. AnonymousMay 5, 2010 at 7:51 PM

    oh and when he got his butt waxed.. lol.. that was great too

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  135. 2dirty4uMay 5, 2010 at 7:52 PM

    I should have gotten drunk or eaten some shrooms before going to see it.

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  136. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 7:54 PM

    Being on shrooms watching that movie would have been great.

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  137. 2dirty4uMay 5, 2010 at 7:55 PM

    They have a big drug problem here Spurs?

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  138. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 7:56 PM

    I don't think it's any worse than anywhere else 2dirty4u. If someone wants to do drugs, it's possible just about anywhere.

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  139. AnonymousMay 5, 2010 at 7:57 PM

    do you like soccer 2dirty?

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  140. 2dirty4uMay 5, 2010 at 7:58 PM

    Played since I was 4 Astrid. Thats the only sport I really watch.

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  141. AnonymousMay 5, 2010 at 7:59 PM

    Spurs.. Ghost Hunter reruns are on right now, new one starts here in a few minutes. I know you wanted to watch it last night, so I am just letting you know.

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  142. AnonymousMay 5, 2010 at 8:00 PM

    cool... I am the same way.. I thought you probably liked it since you lived in Italy.

    Yay.. we can talk about soccer and annoy the shit out of spurs together. LOL

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  143. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 8:00 PM

    Thanks Astrid, but the Spurs game is coming on. I would like to check that show out sometime though.

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  144. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 8:01 PM

    Kickball talk doesn't bother me.

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  145. AnonymousMay 5, 2010 at 8:01 PM

    do you watch MLS?

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  146. 2dirty4uMay 5, 2010 at 8:01 PM

    hahaha sounds like a plan Astrid.

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  147. 2dirty4uMay 5, 2010 at 8:02 PM

    No, I only watch European football. Mainly the Premier but I'm following Ronaldo as well.

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  148. QuovadisMay 5, 2010 at 8:03 PM

    LOS SUNS ???? wtf Id like to know if Steve Nash is a US citizen if he isnt he should shut the fuck up.

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  149. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 8:07 PM

    I agree Q. He should shut the fuck up.

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  150. DGMay 5, 2010 at 8:08 PM

    2d4u, you have been to italy? Are you from there?

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  151. AnonymousMay 5, 2010 at 8:08 PM

    I have been watching some MLS lately because I get it, and I am waiting on the world cup games.. I liked St Pauli, but I can't get their games here.

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  152. CBTMay 5, 2010 at 8:09 PM

    "Frodo Richie said...
    It'll never be assault....

    .... in Drew's mind.

    But only in his sick mind. You're right, he's a danger. Someone call Chis Hansen."

    Ease up. Drew only stalks women in their 40s.

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  153. 2dirty4uMay 5, 2010 at 8:09 PM

    No DG, I lived there 4 years.

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  154. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 8:10 PM

    You aren't at the bar CBT?

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  155. 2dirty4uMay 5, 2010 at 8:11 PM

    Actually, I forgot it was cinco de mayo. Spurs, you going out?

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  156. DGMay 5, 2010 at 8:11 PM

    Really? Are you italian? I have a thing for freshly waxed italians.

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  157. DGMay 5, 2010 at 8:12 PM

    I never did the census thing. I wonder how long it will take one of them to knock on my door.

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  158. 2dirty4uMay 5, 2010 at 8:13 PM

    No, I'm not Italian, but I can talk dirty to you in Italian if that counts. :)

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  159. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 8:14 PM

    No 2dirty4u, I'm not going out. You?

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  160. DGMay 5, 2010 at 8:14 PM

    That's really hot 2d4u. I would really like that.

    Why did you live there for 4 years?

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  161. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 8:14 PM

    I'm pretty sure Drew searched for that pic CBT.

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  162. AnonymousMay 5, 2010 at 8:15 PM

    LOL 2dirty

    DG... do you have a thing for wop or az anon.. they are Italian?

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  163. CBTMay 5, 2010 at 8:15 PM

    "FAN said...
    You aren't at the bar CBT?"

    Not anymore. Flo was bartending. I had 4 Diamond Bears and a burger and my tab was $3.96. I went to a buddy's place, burnt a hooter, went through Taco Bell (ever been to a Tasco Bell where everyone who works there is white? It's actually edible and you can unserstand what's said over the intercom. Fucking amazing.

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  164. 2dirty4uMay 5, 2010 at 8:15 PM

    I finished school there DG and worked.

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  165. 2dirty4uMay 5, 2010 at 8:16 PM

    You sure you weren't just baked and seeing white people CBT?

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  166. AnonymousMay 5, 2010 at 8:16 PM

    I think you are drinking too much CBT.. all you do is drink and smoke, or at least that is all you talk about doing

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  167. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 8:16 PM

    So you had a burger, got baked, and then hit up Taco Bell CBT?

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  168. DGMay 5, 2010 at 8:18 PM

    I don't know what az anon looks like but I picture a balding, slightly overweight man with lots of hair, and his place to resemble something off of hoarders but with a great architectual design.

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  169. DGMay 5, 2010 at 8:19 PM

    Astrid,

    Sometimes cbt milks cows and jacks off his horses.

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  170. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 8:21 PM

    Funny DG.

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  171. DGMay 5, 2010 at 8:23 PM

    That just made me think of Jackass 2 when they drink the horse sperm. I bet cbt has tried a taste.

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  172. CBTMay 5, 2010 at 8:24 PM

    "2dirty4u said...
    You sure you weren't just baked and seeing white people CBT?"

    I swear to God the black population of this county is .011%. The whole 8 of 'em that live and work here all work for Wal Mart, they live next to each other and peek out their windows every half hour all night long, just to make sure nothing's burning. Here, we wouldn't make time to burn a cross on black folks yards. We'd start out with their car and if they weren't gone the next day, we'd burn the house that night. We're considerably more tolerate these days.

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  173. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 8:26 PM

    Sounds like CBT's heaven.

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  174. DGMay 5, 2010 at 8:26 PM

    The town I lived in was all white. There were 750 seniors in my graduating class and with that there was one black guy. It wasn't too hard to figure out where his family was sitting.

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  175. AnonymousMay 5, 2010 at 8:28 PM

    Do people in Arkansas just sit around and talk about black people and tea parties all day?

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  176. DGMay 5, 2010 at 8:30 PM

    No, just CBT. He is like my dad except when I bring friends around him he talks about nothing other than motorhomes, motorcycles, and classic cars. Old people get so wrapped up in their own thoughts that sometimes they don't realize they are truly having a one sided conversation.

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  177. AnonymousMay 5, 2010 at 8:32 PM

    My high school was really diverse.. My first class was a math class, and I sat in the back with three black guys. They were like the guys from the movie Friday, always stoned and munching on snacks.

    The teacher would always give us group assignments, and they were my group. I usually did all the work, and presented to the class. If anybody challenged my work, they get all pissing and start shouting out. I liked that class.

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  178. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 8:33 PM

    Another good one DG.

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  179. CBTMay 5, 2010 at 8:37 PM

    "DG said...
    The town I lived in was all white. There were 750 seniors in my graduating class..."

    I was 12 before I ever saw anyone black in real life.

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  180. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 8:37 PM

    Damn, really CBT?

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  181. CBTMay 5, 2010 at 8:40 PM

    "Astrid said...
    I think you are drinking too much CBT.. all you do is drink and smoke, or at least that is all you talk about doing"

    And I believe you're a very astute young woman.

    "SPURS FAN said...
    Damn, really CBT?"

    I swear 'pon my mamaw's grave.

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  182. DGMay 5, 2010 at 8:40 PM

    I was 4 the first time I talked to anyone black. I was being babysat by this lady who drove a bus and took me along. She told me to not talk to them because they were dirty. So when they got on the bus I was looking for dirt on them but I didn't see any.

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  183. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 8:41 PM

    Damn, your babysitter told you that DG?

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  184. DGMay 5, 2010 at 8:44 PM

    Yeah. I wasn't babysat that much. And that babysitter was beyond weird. She had 4 kids and they were all boys. She was so desperate to have a girl but never had one so she treated me like a princess but my parents stopped talking to her once she showed a professional picture of her youngest 8 yr old son wearing a dress and makeup.

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  185. CBTMay 5, 2010 at 8:47 PM

    "SPURS FAN said...
    Sounds like CBT's heaven."

    Spurs, so wrong. I miss black folks. Catfish ain't worth eatin' here, neither is barbeque.Nobody has 'possum stew on the menu anymore. You can't even get roasted 'coon with a persimmon in it's mouth for Mother's Day.

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  186. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 8:47 PM

    Wow. Poor kid. I bet he was confused as fuck.

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  187. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 8:48 PM

    Well, that sucks blacks aren't around there for your amusement CBT. Sorry about that.

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  188. DGMay 5, 2010 at 8:48 PM

    Well, he grew up to molest his nieces. So I guess he is not gay.

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  189. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 8:49 PM

    He probably hates women DG.

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  190. CBTMay 5, 2010 at 8:51 PM

    "SPURS FAN said...
    Sometimes I think you write shit like mama and mawmaw just to sound as hillbilly as you can."

    I call my momma "Momma" and I call my daddy "Daddy". My paternal grandmother was called "Mamaw" by all her grandchildren. As my daddy was youngest of 6, all my cousins were older than me, except Jim and Diana. I didn't name her, but I own the cemetary plot next to her. I've never loved anyone more than I did my "mamaw", no one.

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  191. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 8:55 PM

    One of my cousin's calls my grandma mawmaw.

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  192. DGMay 5, 2010 at 8:56 PM

    200

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  193. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 8:56 PM

    Congrats DG.

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  194. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 8:56 PM

    202

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  195. CBTMay 5, 2010 at 8:57 PM

    Btw, my niece and nephew call my momma "Mamaw".

    My momma's mother was "Nanny" to us. She owned a stock car Momma's twin brother raced on the dirt track circuit in northeast Arkansas. Places like Imboden, Black Rock, Walnut Ridge, O'kean and, if they hit the big time, Paragould.

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  196. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 8:57 PM

    204

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  197. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 8:57 PM

    2

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  198. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 8:58 PM

    Well, you got 200 DG, but the comment count is still screwing up sometimes.

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  199. AnonymousMay 5, 2010 at 8:58 PM

    Whats up Slunts??

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  200. SPURS FANMay 5, 2010 at 8:59 PM

    What's up Fl Anonymous?

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