So this is two posts in a row of people I have no use for. I didn't even know how to title this. I saw this early in the morning and passed on it, because is it even news that she does drugs? And it doesn't matter if she didn't show up to court or did none of her probation, she can walk into court and strip the judge of her robe and clothes and do ten lines of the judge's tits and nothing is going to happen.
Anyway, I couldn't come up with anything better to post, so this is at least something.
This is mind-numbing.
ReplyDeleteIf you did a few of those French lines that might make your mind numb.
ReplyDeleteThat shirt is starting to get old and tired, Spurs.
ReplyDeletesounds like you speak from experience maybe?
ReplyDeleteI agree EV. I need to find something else. It has been up awhile.
ReplyDeleteWho was that comment for Anonymous?
ReplyDeleteI was talking about the numbies, that coke gives people. If you know that, maybe it comes from experiencing it was all I was saying.
ReplyDeleteI've experienced it. It's been a very long time bc I hated the way coke made me feel, but yeah, I've tried it.
ReplyDeleteCongrats.
ReplyDeleteY'all are a bunch of cokeheads around here.
ReplyDeleteYou should've posted spencer pratt since you had nothing better to post. Then the few of us who watch The Hills would have something to talk about. Like how Holly who has drinking problems was on the after show drunk off her ass and didn't even make much sense throughout part of her interview.
I was looking for a pat on the back or a standing ovation. I was just being honest. Yeah, I've tried cocaine several years ago along with a handful of other things.
ReplyDeleteThat's cool.
ReplyDeleteDG:
ReplyDeleteI just didn't think anyone actually watched that show.
*wasn't
ReplyDeleteWhat's that mean kinkyb!tch?
ReplyDeletewait, wait--do over.
ReplyDelete{stands up}
:clap clap clap clap clap clap clap:
Oh. You were giving a standing ovation. Nice. I also have a post ready to go that is pertinant to you kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteI did give you a standing ovation. You just couldn't see if from my side of the keyboard.
ReplyDeleteI'm just beginning to think that I'm the only one in this world who has never tried coke or even seen it.
That's funny kb. But I meant to say I was not looking for a standing ovation.
ReplyDeleteI was really into Laguna Beach back when it started but slowly lost interest until this season. Things have just gotten so out of hand with half of the people on the show that I love watching it now.
ReplyDeleteI don't watch it 'cause like I said before, Perez Hilton tells us what the script is months beforehand. If I could just know who wins on the RW/RR Challenge I'd be set.
ReplyDeleteCheck out this article about the immigration law now.
ReplyDeletehttp://voices.kansascity.com/node/9097
Well fine then, Anon #875. I take my standing ovation and applause back.
ReplyDeleteI've only seen half of the rw/rr challenge but I'm really happy that Wes is gone and Kenny is still there.
ReplyDeleteI saw that about the Fed might not deport the illegals. What a bunch of fucking idiots.
ReplyDeleteYou watch Laguna Beach DG? I didn't even know that show was still on.
ReplyDeleteYou have a point there DG, but that advice is coming from someone who supports CA, so I have to take it with a grain of salt.
ReplyDeleteNo spurs, I DID watch Laguna Beach when it was on. The Hills is the same show with the same people other than the people they added to it over the years. You didn't know that?
ReplyDeleteGee, I feel real dumb for not knowing that. But I love the Twilight movies, so that might help my cheesiness factor.
ReplyDeleteI just can't wait for the day that there is a murder suicide and the Pratt's house. It will make great television.
ReplyDeleteI should do that in front of Sharpton's house. But that would be racist. Only he can be racist.
ReplyDeleteAnd it wouldn't surprise me if Heidi and Spencer went out with a murder/suicide type of deal. That would be good tv.
ReplyDeleteOr maybe he can throw acid in her face or something and let her live. That would be even better. I should suggest that script for their future "reality" show on mtv.
ReplyDeleteYou should. And Heidi would go along with it as long as she was on tv.
ReplyDeleteI think mtv is fed up with them now. If they ever get another reality show it will be on a different network.
ReplyDeleteThis is the last season of that show right?
ReplyDeleteI saw where Heidi is trying to make a play for Transformers 3 after Fox got the boot.
ReplyDeleteYeah, like they'd cast her.
thanks for ruining one of the 2 (or maybe 3...4?) episodes I have not seen yet, DG. I didn't know if Wes or Evelyn won.
ReplyDeleteWay to go spoiler.
ReplyDeleteso the feds wont prosecute the illegals? looks like it might be time to hire a new assistant secretary of homeland security. where else can you get away with not doing your fucking job but dc? what kind of message does that send out about america? gee, i wonder how those boxcutters got smuggled on the planes so easily.
ReplyDeleteYes it is. But Heidi and Spencer got kicked off the show. So everyone else on the show agreed to no longer talk to them or about them on the show which I'm assuming mtv told them to say that.
ReplyDeletehomeland security....what a fucking joke.
ReplyDeleteIt's too bad those clowns with the boxcutter didn't fly right into Capitol Hill back then.
ReplyDeleteI bet those two were pissed DG.
ReplyDeleteand the white house too. just drop a small h-bomb on dc, mop up the shit and start all over.
ReplyDeleteOops, sorry kb. I only caught the very end of that episode and I thought it was last weeks episode so I figured you already knew about it.
ReplyDeleteand since its now a state crime how about we just hold them here and prosecute them here? who needs the fucking feds anyway?
ReplyDeleteI'm way behind. I think he last episode I saw was when Katelynn and that one dude got eliminated. MTV shows reruns of the dumbest shows (True Life, Fat Camp) but doesn't rerun the Challenge. Maybe on Sunday I can skip church and rewatch the episodes I missed online. Jesus won't mind.
ReplyDeleteIsn't that law going to start in July? They should figure out something fast, but I have been wondering how many they deport will just come back to AZ. But then I thought they'd probably just go to CA.
ReplyDeletewe'd have to build 18 new prisons just to house half of the ones we catch.
ReplyDeleteI guess the one good thing about that would be it would create new jobs in construction
ReplyDeleteI missed this weeks episode of The Hills :( I'll watch it on mtv.com later though....
ReplyDeleteI wonder what SPencer does to Heidi all day while they are inside...
ReplyDeleteTexas, make sure you watch the after show. Holly was so drunk. But she looks like a fun drunk.
ReplyDelete18 prisons? Damn.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up TeXaS? What's the deal with the tattoo pic?
ReplyDeleteMT, is that your new tattoo? It looks gross. Snakes are disgusting.
ReplyDeleteHe probably tells her how ugly and stupid she is and doesn't allow her to go anywhere even if she wanted to.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking he snorts coke off her rack, but yeah, I could see your scenario playing out as well DG.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I could see him breaking down her self esteem.
ReplyDeleteDG, Chuy is coming to the Celebrity Theatre on June 18th. Or was it July? Anyway, it is just him though, not Chelsea, and some of her round table friend's (that Asian bald dude, that chick named Whitney, etc.). I think we should go. This may be our only chance to see him before he is deported.
ReplyDeletewerd
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Wopness?
ReplyDeleteI want to see Chelsea. I don't really understand why Chuy is touring. He isn't that funny. He wouldn't even be famous if he wasn't a midget.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, it's been a while. I've been pretty busy, but I wanted I just sent you something I cam across while downloading music. Check your email.
ReplyDeleteDamn Breezy, it has been awhile. How have you been man?
ReplyDeleteDude post lebrons moms bangin delonte
ReplyDeleteYou think he really did her?
ReplyDeleteCalvin Murphy believes she did another guy on the team too, but he's kind of nuts.
ReplyDeleteCalvin Murph is the shit
ReplyDeleteHe was an awful announcer. When I lived in Houston he was the Rockets analyst, he was just terrible.
ReplyDeleteOh I dont mean as an announcer, I mean as an old crazy shit talking black dude.
ReplyDeleteWell, that's true then.
ReplyDeleteWhat up what up. What a fucking week.
ReplyDeleteDude I swear Lindsay Lohan who has to be broke as a joke.. gets more attention for partying balls then anybody. TMZ should rename there website after her. Lohan got busted with blow in 2 back 2 back dui's. One resulting in a car accident and she still didn't do any jail time. One good movie when you're 15 and a bunch of bombs after that along with a Heidi Montag sort of like attempt at music get's you a life long free pass from Jail in Cali
That crazy bitch should have her white trash dad "taken" care of. Lindsay would get a pass. She could hire CBT to make the hit. He just has to make a phone call.
ReplyDeleteWho are those people in the picture with her? They looked like they both walked right out of 1981. I wonder if they were listening to the Scarface soundtrack while this picture was taken.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking the same thing DG. That's chicks afro is off the chain.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Fl Anonymous? Yeah, it seems she has a pass to avoid jail.
ReplyDeleteThey probably were listening to the Scarface soundtrack DG. And you know that dude and that chick had some fun with Lindsay.
ReplyDeleteYou might be onto something Fl Anonymous. CBT could be an assassin for hire.
ReplyDeleteI watched american idol for the first time this season the other day and omg...I want Lee Dewyze to win. He is beautiful and sounds amazing. I love him.
ReplyDeleteOh, he is the best! I have followed him and voted for him every week!
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Drew? Actually she paid the $10,000 bond.
ReplyDeleteit was 100k bond. Where's you fact checker Scarecrow? Also, who jacked the pic from TMZ first, you or Hollywood?
ReplyDeleteFat Boy, bail was set at $100,000. A bond is ten percent of bail.
ReplyDeleteI jacked the pic from another site. You don't see the TMZ watermark on there do you? I know they said it was "exclusive" or whatever they say.
ReplyDeleteTypically ten percent of bail I should write.
ReplyDeleteI'd tell you that it's now baseball season and you need to change your pic but your stros are in the basement just like you in your Moms house :)
ReplyDeleteI've been a Braves fan since I was a little kid Drew.
ReplyDeleteDamn, anything else you want to get wrong tonight?
Yeah, I was measuring my greg and it said 25.4 I realized I was wrong and that was centimeters.
ReplyDeleteTurned the tape measure over and got it right in inches.
ReplyDeleteThat's good Drew.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you have planned this weekend?
ReplyDeleteDude, it's a joke! 25.4 centimeters = 10 inches. I'm only 9.5
ReplyDeleteMinus 6 inches.
ReplyDeletewhen I fold it in half!. Okay, enough of this convo. You better send that email to me tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'll do that.
ReplyDeleteThe comments above are really gay. I suspect that when Drew goes to the tiki bar he talks about dick there, too. But regardless if he does or not, that is so creepy and weird that he does this anywhere.
ReplyDeleteyeah, why does a supposed straight man talk about dick so much? im supposed to be a fag and not even i talk about dick like drew.
ReplyDeleteI agree DG.
ReplyDeleteI had 4 clicks on my jewfriendfinder today. I think Ari was here........
ReplyDeleteCongrats Drew. Don't even know what you are referring to, but congrats.
ReplyDeletei think hes talking code for his manhunter profile.
ReplyDeletespurs, did i tell you about the chick i met today?
ReplyDeleteCheckout Uncle Junior on my site. FYI, not looking to steal your handful of traffic Spurs. Its a good laugh if you want
ReplyDeleteNo Anonymous, did you meet a giant chick today?
ReplyDeleteDG:
ReplyDeleteDo you ever get tired of hating on me?
too bad drew doesnt even have a fingerful of traffic to his site.
ReplyDeleteYou posted that video before Drew.
ReplyDeletethe chick i met is 35 feet tall. and shes 18 and shes a genius who is currently going to school to help develop synthetic dna and self-regenerating cells. oh yeah, and her name is candi. spelled with an i, not a y.
ReplyDeleteThat's awesome Anonymous. Hope things work out for the both of you.
ReplyDeletebut hey drew, quick question for you fella. why do you always talk about fag shit, like dicks all the time?
ReplyDeletethanks spurs. i stole her away from her boyfriend who was a pussy autoparts salesclerk.
ReplyDeleteDrew is a sausage chaser.
ReplyDeleteGood for you Anonymous. You should get her to move in ASAP.
ReplyDeleteI think he might be EV.
ReplyDeletei bet drew is the keister bunny.
ReplyDeletewell, there is a bit of a problem with that. you see, im engaged to 7 women right now and i dont know if its gonna end up being cool. so i might have to downplay it for awhile.
ReplyDelete7 women? I don't know how you do it.
ReplyDeletewell, they all live in different parts of the state. my job as a traveling snakeoil salesman keeps me in touch with them and im still able to visit.
ReplyDeleteLucky gig you have.
ReplyDeleteyeah, i make around a cool 300 a month. easy living spurs, easy living. why did you get out of the con game? did you have those silly things called morals?
ReplyDeleteso anyway, some guy commits suicide by jumping into the grand fucking canyon. talk about balls.
ReplyDeleteNo, I just sucked so bad at it. I didn't know what the old car dogs knew. It was so difficult for me to put someone together because I'm dumb.
ReplyDeleteReally? That is balls.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/2010/05/21/20100521grand-canyon-suicide-man-jumps-off.html
ReplyDeleteheres the story.
Yeah, I think it's safe to say that was a suicide.
ReplyDeletei was gonna say that aliens murdered him. thats about as believable as the guy who said he was raped by america after he was found walking the streets naked.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/05/20/20100520man-says-god-told-him-to-walk-naked.html
America raped him? That's interesting.
ReplyDeletebut some guy in south hampton england raped a steel pipe and got his dick stuck.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.metro.co.uk/weird/808171-mans-penis-freed-from-metal-pipe-with-industrial-grinder
Is this a gay site? I'm horny.
ReplyDeleteyeah, i dont remember raping a guy. well, not this week anyway.
ReplyDeletedrew, you still havent answered why you like dick talk all the time. why is that?
ReplyDeleteGood for you Perez.
ReplyDeleteNo forgy here AnonNutsinYourMouth
ReplyDeletebut every time you comment on here between the first and fourth comment has to be cock related. did your wife leave you because she caught you in bed with another man? maybe that explains the lipstick you are wearing in all your pics.
ReplyDeleteHey Drew, what's going on with you and that one chick in white you were with?
ReplyDeleteshe found out that the life of pop-tarts for breakfast, lunch and dinner wasnt for her so she left him.
ReplyDeleteWhat's that Drew?
ReplyDeleteThis comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteWhy did you remove that?
ReplyDeletedrews scam is getting busted. hahahaha!!! oh fuck, thats funny.
ReplyDeleteSome shine that is a dreamer that doesn't put the time and effort in to succeed.
ReplyDeleteHow do you know he's a "shine?"
ReplyDeleteLol at the Cali shizzle. I learned back in 92 to be an online ghost biz wise
ReplyDeleteSo what are you worried about?
ReplyDeleteAlways have eyes in the back of your head.
ReplyDeleteWay to go Grift.
ReplyDeleteSo what are you going to do?
ReplyDeleteDon't know what you are talking about?
ReplyDeleteyeah bill maverick, what are you going to do now?
ReplyDeleteSure Drew.
ReplyDeletehey drew, ever hear of fbi investigations? they can track you down from across the globe. online ghost or not.
ReplyDeleteHe has eyes in the back of his head Anonymous.
ReplyDeletenice.
ReplyDeleteoh drew....what a freak.
ReplyDeleteAnon: I'm a fraud! When I say that I mean I actually wash dishes at a diner at night and pump gas during the day. Everything else was a lie. Sorry guys :(
ReplyDeletehahaha
ReplyDeletehes such a low time scam artist the feds have better things to do like chase 3 card monty dealers. hey drew, in order for it to be a scam you have to make money from it first. otherwise its a stupid idea.
ReplyDeleteDrew, I wouldn't consider it hating because I think you constantly talking about dick is creepy and weird. It's just my personal opinion.
ReplyDeleteIf you are not gay, you have to be at least be bisexual. There is no way you can't be. Straight men do not talk like this, ever.
drew, now i can honestly say i believe you.
ReplyDeletehi dg. how are you?
ReplyDeleteI agree with DG. Drew is bi.
ReplyDeleteI'm so embarrassed over this that I had an accident in my thon that I only wear on Friday nights?
ReplyDeleteI'm doing good anon. I'm really happy that you met a 35 ft girl. I think she is the one.
ReplyDeleteyuck. imagine how ugly his boyfriends are. i bet he fucks drag queens because he still cant admit to being gay.
ReplyDeleteyeah. she was riding a unicorn when i saw her flying over the cereal isle of frys.
ReplyDeleteare you excited that youre going camping/hiking/exploring?
ReplyDeleteDirty Girl:
ReplyDeleteI swore, I swore I would be true
And honey so did you
So why you were you holding his hand
Is that the way we stand
Were you lying all the time
Was it just a game to you?
i bet drew probably sells bootleg tshirts at concerts.
ReplyDeleteI know you are lying, anon. There is no way a 35 foot girl could fly over the aisle at Fry's. She wouldn't fit. It had to be either Costco or Sam's Club.
ReplyDeleteit was costco. i didnt want to give away too much info. you know how it works, haters gonna hate.
ReplyDeleteSTFU Kasey!
ReplyDeleteYes I am. I love getting out of here when I can. And this is just the first of many trips this summer.
ReplyDeleteYeah kasey, stfu! Or Alec will gregblast you!
ReplyDeleteOkay Alec!!
ReplyDeleteI don't know what I was thinking DG.
ReplyDeleteI think Drew is the only 48 yr old I know that has an 11yr old child's mentality.
ReplyDeleteAnd he wonders why I "hate".
i would send in a pic of her...but i dont have any.
ReplyDeleteouted for what? being bi? to each his own.
ReplyDeletenow that dg has found me out, im not gonna post anymore lies...i mean stories about my life as a fashion model/assassin for hire/cannibal/schoolyard bully.
ReplyDeletegood for you anon
ReplyDeleteNice pic Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteBecause you are a hater DG.
ReplyDeletei switched it to a better one.
ReplyDeletei like this one better.
ReplyDeleteI already tracked her down.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/2010/05/21/20100521grand-canyon-suicide-man-jumps-off.html
At :24 even Pam makes an appearance in this video.
theres no video. its a story.
ReplyDeleteI bet Drew is in love with that pic Anonymous.
ReplyDeletehes probably looking at it with his pants around his ankles.
ReplyDelete43? on what planet? is he talking about light year travel 43?
ReplyDeletei bet drew has a pair of fruit boots in his 'closet'.
ReplyDeleteGuess who's on the guest list tomorrow?
ReplyDeletebatman?
ReplyDeleteDrew you already said you were 45 right after you got back from Miami and if I remember correctly your myspace said you were 39. Now you are 43?
ReplyDeleteAnd didn't you say you were in college in Miami during the filming of Scarface. Wasn't that filmed around 1983?
Who's on the guest list tomorrow Drew?
ReplyDeleteYep, I'd say batman is at the top of the list tonight and tomorrow for Drew.
ReplyDeleteHe graduated when he was 16 DG. He was that smart.
ReplyDeleteare you gonna send in pics of your hike dg?
ReplyDeleteI can see why Drew fails at all his scams and being a used car dealer. He is a horrible liar.
ReplyDelete