Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Oral Sex in a Middle School Classroom



There were no chicks like that in any of my middle school classes. But then again I never was in a remedial reading class. Pelican would know what those classes were like. If he reads this, I hope he lets us know what went on. Hell, he still might be in some.

152 comments:

  1. I agree this issue does start at home if it's one of CBT's relatives.

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  2. Good one DG. So what's going on?

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  3. I think the real question here is why were they watching a movie in READING class?

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  4. Good point. Did you take a look at that Cyrus video below?

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  5. What up Spurz? Nice Miley video haha.. Everybody freaks out when this chick gets somewhat freaky. I think everybody forgets she's 17 not 13. Dude when I was 17 I was banging out chicks younger and hotter then miley c. Sorry I just had a CBT story moment. Oh to be in high school again.. and of course College too!! Media needs to calm down on this.

    TPC San Antonio Valero tournament kicks off tomorrow. First of 3 tourneys in the Texas swing. mmmmmmmmmk.

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  6. What's up Fl Anonymous? Yep, tournament starts tomorrow.

    And as far as Miley? I think she's 16.

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  7. Whoa I just watched this remedial school video. So yeah how does the teacher not know about a porn being shot in the back of the classroom.

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  8. Disgusting. This is why I will never have children. Like I want my son being scarred for life after getting his first blowjob by a broad who probably has braces. And if this were my daughter, she'd know better than to blow a dude before he did her first.

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  9. The Miley video is not surprising. This is just the beginning of Miley's trainwreck.

    But I saw MT talking about the hills and calling Brody hot. I disagree. But I do think Justin is hot. It took years to see what he looked like under that hood and hair but damn, that boy has some beautiful eyes.

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  10. Good to know you'd teach your daughter well kinkyb!tch.

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  11. So it's Justin and Bradley Cooper. Quite a tandem DG.

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  12. I'd teach them both well, Sours.
    DG, stop it. None of those guys are cute. JustinBobby does have nice eyes and looks way better with short hair, but that is about it. I met a guy who looked like him at a bar once, he did not think it was funny that I told him he looked like JB though.

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  13. kb said...
    And if this were my daughter, she'd know better than to blow a dude before he did her first.


    That would make for a great hallmark card. wow haha

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  14. There's been all sorts of money making ideas laid out here.

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  15. I'm watching The Hills right now and Heidi reminds me of a video game character the way her face doesn't move at all when she talks. It is so creepy.

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  16. I'm pretty sure she's going to have more surgeries soon.

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  17. I wonder what she will look like in 10 years.

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  18. Yep. And I wonder if she'll still be in the news ten years from now.

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  19. She will be but she will be one of the narrators like all those other z listers like Leaf Garrett and Tonya Harding.

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  20. Heidi wants her boobs bigger. She said something like she wanted to be a size H for Heidi. I think she should go for her true size of FC,,, Fucking Crazy.

    She'll be on Celebrity rehab season 2011.

    I think that will be her 3rd or 4th boob (hack) job. She's trying to do the reverse job of what plastic surgery is suppose to do. It's making her look old.... oh and psycho

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  21. I think she's already at FC Fl Anonymous. And yes, it's having the opposite effect.

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  22. What if Heidi's name was Zelda? Would she get some Z's?

    And Audrina is dating Ryan Cabrera? Why? Spurs you really need to start watching the hills.

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  23. It appears I do. Seems like a lot of important things going on in that show.

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  24. "kb said...
    Disgusting. This is why I will never have children. Like I want my son being scarred for life after getting his first blowjob by a broad who probably has braces. And if this were my daughter, she'd know better than to blow a dude before he did her first."

    Hey kbeezy, I got my first blow job from a chick with braces when we were in the 9th grade and I turned out all right.

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  25. KB sounds like she would make a great mother...

    Heidi's face doesn't move when she talks.. haha.. that reminded me of Chucky's face.. or maybe his bride

    http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/TIFFANY-3.jpg

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  26. "SPURS FAN said...
    It appears I do. Seems like a lot of important things going on in that show."

    Dude, there is no fucking way you typed that with a straight face.

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  27. CBT,

    You weren't in the 9th grade last year. But I'm sure the girl you are referring to was.

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  28. FL Anon..

    I didn't really care about Miley grinding an old dude at first either.. but then I watched the video.

    I don't know what is worse... her grinding him, or him grinding her. He looked like he was really into it, and he is the adult. It was actually more disturbing to watch than I thought.

    I think that guy should be taking more shit for that than he appears to be.

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  29. That 44 year old queen does deserve to get bashed.

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  30. When I was in middle school.. I heard about a girl giving a guy a bj under the desk in study hall.

    I don't know if it was true, but the rumor got around...

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  31. My boyfriend in high school lost his virginity when he was 11 by his 17 yr old babysitter in a tent.

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  33. Astrid, I don't think he would have danced with her like that if he would have known it was going to be on TMZ.

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  34. was the babysitter ugly?

    A 17 year old girl resorting to fucking an 11 year virgin sounds extremely desperate in my opinion...

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  35. CBT is probably trying to come with a way to top DG's babysitter story..

    He probably took a porn star to his high school prom.. Linda Lovelace perhaps.. and lost his virginity to Miss Teen USA 1952, 53, and 54 at the same time

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  36. You're right astrid that Old dude was grinding his junk all over Miley. America media thinks that is ok because the guy is "gay". Miley however is in the wrong? Not the old fag grinding on a chick under 18 years old at some kids party.

    I blame this on Obama,, all the pc left wingers, and CBT

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  37. That blame is well placed. Exactly where it belongs.

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  38. "DG said...
    CBT,

    You weren't in the 9th grade last year. But I'm sure the girl you are referring to was."

    You say that like it's a bad thing.


    "Astrid said...
    CBT is probably trying to come with a way to top DG's babysitter story..

    He probably took a porn star to his high school prom.. Linda Lovelace perhaps.. and lost his virginity to Miss Teen USA 1952, 53, and 54 at the same time"

    Astrid, I was born in 1958, my era was the 70s. A time of Disco music, Blacksplotation movies and vagina that looked like Billy Preston's 'fro. I did take a cheerleader to my Senior prom.

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  39. Anonymous said...
    ...grinding on a chick under 18 years old at some kids party."

    You'd be surprised at the number of states where the age of consent is 17.

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  40. Regardless of CBT being born in 1958, he still took the virginity of Miss Teen USA 52, 53, & 54.

    CBT, no need to start being humble now.

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  41. "DG said...
    Regardless of CBT being born in 1958, he still took the virginity of Miss Teen USA 52, 53, & 54."

    Well, maybe more like Miss Teen USA 2003, 2004 and 2005.

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  42. Yeah DG, don't you know how he likes the young 'uns, and how much they like him?

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  43. wasn't Heidi in Playboy?

    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_nKZqGJ5wZ1Q/SwFTJy-qoRI/AAAAAAAAF7k/9OaU-c_uwXk/s1600/heidi-montag-naked.jpg

    She has no ass... but she must think she does, otherwise she would have gotten implants for it

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  44. yea.. CBT lost his virginity before his dad

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  45. Fun fact: CBT has to register every time he moves.

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  46. She did get butt implants, Astrid. Did you not watch the first episode of the hills?!?!?!?!?

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  47. She got butt implants too? Wow.

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  48. At least that is according to Lo. But she is real good at spreading rumors so who knows if that was true.

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  49. Thanks anon! I'm glad I got a fun fact since I didn't get a fun fact from my popsicle stick today.

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  50. I don't think she did.. I actually read the article she did about all the surgery she had..

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  51. it says she had buttock augmentation, but it didn't say if it was implants or fat transfer.. haha..

    thanks DG.. it's good to be in know

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  52. I am tired already.. I still don't feel good either..

    hmmm... thinking about drinking some medicine and going to bed already

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  53. I thought butt augmentation is butt implants.

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  54. Amoxicillon works wonders Astrid. I feel better today than I have in a month.

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  55. I didn't think she had anything done to her butt, so I rechecked

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  56. I think Elfie is sick too... it seems like all the girls here are getting sick

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  57. KB is sick too. It because we shared our jello.

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  58. Yeah DG, forgot to ask about your appointment. So I take it you didn't have to have your tonsils taken out?

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  59. Nope. The doctor kind of sucked. He didn't really do anything because he didn't know or didn't care to figure out what was wrong so he gave me antibiotics and sent me on my way. My glands are still swollen and it still hurts to swallow but not near as much as before so as long as the drugs work, that's all I care.

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  60. Yeah, it sounds like the doctor sucked. But did you get in and out in 40 minutes or less?

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  61. Yes I did. At first I didn't think I was going to but somehow I ended up on the VIP list and went before others who got there before me.

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  62. I'm sure the commoners understood your VIP status.

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  63. Check out this article. Sometimes I read things and it just seems too stupid to be real yet somehow it is.

    http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/05/12/20100512scottsdale-high-heel-assault-abrk.html

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  64. I can't check it out now, but I will when I get home.

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  65. Yep DG, that was a messed up story. And she's only 26? Looks way older than that.

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  66. You probably already saw this spurs. About Nik's 130k monthly income.

    http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/valleyfever/2010/05/nik_richie_claims_thedirtycom.php

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  67. I owe Dirtygirl an apology. Sorry for last night.

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  68. This site isn't the place for the most part to express my political views. Spursfansays is about fun

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  69. You can write whatever you want, I don't care. Just more ammo.

    Anyway, did you see the fags in L.A. banning any commerce to AZ? Fuck off with that.

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  70. Check that. This isn't my site.

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  71. You aren't boozed up tonight, are you?

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  72. Not again! Okay. Fox News has just confirmed that Kagan is a big nose Jew that is a carpet muncher! The American people have the right to know that someone nominated to the Supreme court loves to eat at the Y!

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  73. Kasey, you still smoking that chronic?

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  74. Pretty easy to set you off Drew. Like a firecracker. Anyway, no I haven't started smoking again. Yet.

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  75. It seems to be just us Spurs. In honor of that I think I shall change my pic. Give me a sec and War on Whitey!

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  76. That pic again? I think that's an insult on yourself frankly.

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  77. 'Spin off Scarecrow!'

    lol!

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  78. that fucking picture makes me laugh everytime i see it.

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  79. What do you think of the all new online catch phrase, "gone viral"? I was thinking of Youtubing my monster greg so it can go viral?

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  80. You'll go viral to all the sex crime units nationwide. Rightly so.

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  81. I stumbled upon,,, 1 sec, Hannity is on, Woohoo!

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  82. I don't think 'gone viral' is a new phrase, Drew.

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  83. What? Let me tell you what a new one is DG. Eat my shorts!

    Now contemplate that one for awhile.

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  84. Miley Cyrus's clothing line isn't doing so well. They are on clearance at walmart for $1-3 dollars each.

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  85. Spurs, I have a great pic of our long lost friend MP. I can send if you want to post. Otherwise I can?

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  86. Did you pick up some gear for yourself DG?

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  87. Not as new as "Boooo-yahhhh!!!!"

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  88. You can post it, I don't care. He's not around so it's not as fun as it would be if he were around.

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  89. I apologized in an earlier post for last night DG

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  90. Booo-yahh? Never heard of it. Interesting.

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  91. Yes, I got some shiny plastic looking spandex. I couldn't let that deal go to waste. I bet I can get $2 on craigslist for them.

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  92. Spurs, have you learned that new dance called the macerana?

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  93. No, but that sounds fun. It will probably be around for a long time though.

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  94. So I have time to learn what it's all about.

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  95. I should clarify that the $2 spandex does not come with a whore attached before Drew runs over to craigslist and cashes in on that deal.

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  96. Drew's going to have to run and down a drink now.

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  97. I wonder if Drew has tried the new coke yet.

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  98. He needs to. It's a miracle. Coke hit a home run on that one.

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  99. Hannity is kicking the shit out of the C.E.O. of Ashly Maddison

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  100. Did they ever go back to the old coke or is the new coke now old coke? Or is the old coke really classic coke?

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  101. Damn, they just have a graphic showing over 30K women joined that site after Mother's Day.

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  102. Ironically, I just read an article about Ashley Madison. I wonder if it is the same one.

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  103. LMAO @ Hannity calling him a Pimp!

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  104. So what happens when the bring the old new coke back? What will they call it?

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  105. Bust Part II is what they should call it DG.

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  106. Do you remember drinking the new coke? I don't really remember well enough to know the difference.

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  107. Drew just did a repost of MP from last year. Good thing he doesn't have posting power over here anymore.

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  108. Yeah, I posted that pic. I'm surprised he didn't post the one of me where I look dead.

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  109. I don't even get what Drew meant on that post.

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  110. He did. Just scroll down to the bottom.

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  111. Yeah, I saw that when the moron did it, I'm just surprised he didn't do it again. I think he should recruit a new face for the site. He needs a new one.

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  112. I'm telling you, Timberflake would be gold.

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  113. I like how Drew makes it look like people actually email him and he responds.

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  114. Maybe he can contact Kristen Creighton.

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  115. Funny. He should. He could promise her the world too, and within one week she'd realize Big Drew is just a Big Fail.

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  116. He will let her know that Nik and him are good friends and he will talk Nik into handing over the money for a certain percentage.

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  117. Exactly. He'd say, "I'm a businessman. I know how to collect."

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  118. The new coke? What did I miss?

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  119. What's up Q? Talking about the soda, not blow.

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  120. I figured u were talking about the coke you drink not blow did they change their recipe I kind of heard something bout them using some different sugar or something?

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  121. You remember when that new Coke came out years ago?

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  122. i remember pina colada coke.

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  123. hey love the site much better than the dirty!!! I gotta ask and i know its a sour subject to bring up does anybody on here know if pamela pucker is actually doing porn and if so whats the site cuse pp have been asking on the dirty and nik wont let anybody post a site on there sorry to change the topic esp to her but i been wondering to long

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  124. "Anonymous said...

    Fun fact: CBT has to register every time he moves."

    Very original.

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  125. "SPURS FAN said...

    You remember when that new Coke came out years ago?"

    Being one of the few people here old enough to actually remember the abortion that was "new Coke" I can discuss the topic intelligently. It was all a big publicity stunt to counter an increase in market share by Pepsi. New Coke tasted like Diet Coke filtered through a Negro's athletic sock. Or maybe DG's panties.

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  126. "Anonymous said...

    hey love the site much better than the dirty!!! I gotta ask and i know its a sour subject to bring up does anybody on here know if pamela pucker is actually doing porn and if so whats the site cuse pp have been asking on the dirty and nik wont let anybody post a site on there sorry to change the topic esp to her but i been wondering to long"

    Pam told me all she'd done was blow job and hand job porn, but my guess is that she's gone all the way into it. I suspect the website is naughtyamerica.com because she was talking about banging the guy who owns it.

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  127. OMG... I woke up this morning and I can't talk! I lost my voice. WTF???

    I am feeling a lot better, but I can't talk...

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  128. Pepsi is better than Coke... but I haven't heard about the new coke

    Why would so many women join Ashley Madison after Mother's Day? The site claims it's because the women feel unappreciated by their lovers on Mother's Day... do they think a guy looking for a hook up online is going to treat them better? WTF! That is just fucking stupid.

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  129. spurs talk to me.. I can't talk on the phone to anybody.. I am a motor mouth, and nothing is on tv.. I was watching Fox News, so I was thinking of Drew.

    I am so depressed that I can't talk.. Who stole my voice?

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  130. "hey love the site much better than the dirty!!! I gotta ask and i know its a sour subject to bring up does anybody on here know if pamela pucker is actually doing porn and if so whats the site cuse pp have been asking on the dirty and nik wont let anybody post a site on there sorry to change the topic esp to her but i been wondering to long"

    Thanks for checking out the site. As far as Pam? CBT would know, but she was also always talking about being on Cam4. And I she was also on some "modeling" site with nude pics, but I can't remember the name of it. I think Florida Anonymous knows. Check back later or on a newer post, see if he leaves the link for you.

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  131. I agree Astrid, those women thinking that are pretty stupid. And sorry about your voice.

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  132. pam's porn is at socalgirls.com or something like that

    it's definately so cal though..

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  133. what are you doing spurs?

    My throat feels completely better, so that is good... but my voice is gone.. wtf

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  134. Not much Astrid. Eating some ham and egg tacos and just made some coffee.

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  135. i was going to drink tea for my voice.. but it was all gone, so drank coffee instead

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  136. no... i don't have to do anything, thank god

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  137. That's cool. At least you can relax.

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