Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Want to be a pervert? Try BoneTown
I figured this would help Drew live out his fantasies at home, instead of creeping old chicks at local bars and paying Craiglist skanks.
I really like the crackhead at the 1 minute mark. Fun times.
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Is it the crackhead that gives you memories of fun times or the crack itself?
ReplyDeleteI see you had a bad day at work DG.
ReplyDeleteJust because you're angry at your boss doesn't mean you need to try to insult me.
ReplyDeleteRhondo just cracked his coconut
ReplyDeleteNo, I was busy. Just glad it's done and I even more happy that tomorrow is my last day of work until Sunday. And then Monday afternoon I leave for Havasu.
ReplyDeleteHe did. And I saw that the Nets didn't get the Number 1 pick. Losers.
ReplyDeleteSo Drew, are you going to download this game?
I wasn't insulting you. I was asking you a question in response to your own comment insulting yourself.
ReplyDeleteSo you are taking off Thursday-Saturday now? That's right, aren't you trying to pick up some Saturdays now DG?
ReplyDeleteI meant it as fun times on the game DG. It was a joke. Try not to read too much into this stuff DG. It's not healthy.
ReplyDeleteThere's really no deeper meaning here dummy.
ReplyDeleteLake Whorevasu...............
ReplyDeleteGotta bounce Spurs. See you a little later. Going to the gym LOL!
You are going to the gym these days Drew? That's good man.
ReplyDeleteI did last Saturday. But yes, I only work 4 days a week. However, Sunday I changed my schedule to a 12 hour day to make up for dropping Thursdays. Basically, all my bills and rent are paid by working 4 Sundays a month. Whatever I make mon-wed and whatever I pick up on Saturday is just icing on the cake.
ReplyDeleteYou are a baller DG.
ReplyDeleteI'm not going to Lake Havasu Drew. I'm going to Havasu Falls which is not even close to lake havasu.
ReplyDeletehttp://newyorktolosangeles.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/travel-business-havasu-falls1.jpg
I'm a shot caller too.
ReplyDeleteThat looks really cool actually.
ReplyDeleteThat's just one of the falls. So crazy to think I will be swimming in that water a week from right now.
ReplyDeleteIt's just the coolest thing ever.
ReplyDeleteShut up. I'm excited to get the hell out of here. But I'm not excited for the bates motel I'm staying at next monday.
ReplyDeleteHow long you going to stay?
ReplyDeleteJesey loses once again. NBA gave it to Washington. Take the sting off the bomb that agent zero dealt them. What a waste of money.
ReplyDeleteThat's exactly what I was thinking.
ReplyDeleteI'm only staying there for the night. I should get there around 9pm and will be leaving for the trail at 6am.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.noaccountingfortaste.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/supai.jpg
John Wall will be a badass player in the NBA though.
ReplyDeleteBut I'm staying 3 nights in the bottom of the grand canyon.
ReplyDeleteThat looks 5 Star DG. But it's only for a night, so no big deal.
ReplyDeleteMaybe you'll get eaten by coyotes.
ReplyDeleteThe whole town looks like a scary movie. They made the news last year about someone saying they saw big foot.
ReplyDeleteMaybe you can get on the news by saying you saw him too.
ReplyDeleteYeah Wall's going to kill in the Pro's. He'll be a good fit in Washington
ReplyDeleteYep, it's too bad they have Arenas killing their payroll.
ReplyDeleteYeah I think it's retarded that they can't get out of that ridiculous contract. I mean Arenas was convicted of a felony and the wizards still can't get out of that contract. Let alone he's sucked up money watching games from the bench because of injury.
ReplyDeleteIf he means Zero championships, that would be fitting.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.azcentral.com/community/scottsdale/articles/2010/05/18/20100518stoudemire-mother-arrested-scottsdale.html
ReplyDeleteim gonna leave this here.
I heard agent zero spent over a Million $$ building his backyard pool at his crib. I think it Rome was going off on a rant about that last year on his radio show.
ReplyDelete'This is not the first time Carrie Stoudemire has been in trouble with the law. She has been in jail dozens of times for charges ranging from drug possession to prostitution.'
ReplyDeleteNice.
Yeah, he did spend that much money. That has to be a bad ass pool.
ReplyDeletehttp://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie/post/Gilbert-Arenas-million-dollar-pool-and-mountai?urn=nba,96965
ReplyDeleteThat's the first time I've seen pic's of Zero's pool. Whoa going with the grotto playboy mansion kind of look. The upkeep maintenance shit's got to cost bank also.
ReplyDeleteYeah it does. I like the fish tanks idea too.
ReplyDeleteIt's like sea world up in that bitch hahaha.. Fish are hella expensive too. He's got to hire people to take care of that daily. More $$$$ More$$$
ReplyDeleteSitting on the bench and pointing hand guns at your team mate in the locker room over a stupid bet.. Really pays off in the NBA. "NBA Cares"
Indeed, it does pay off.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure those "NBA Cares" commercials go over real well in D.C.
ReplyDeleteObama loves those commercials.
ReplyDeleteYou think so?
ReplyDeleteYeah I'm sure Obama respect's there fake PR campaign. Obama's all about the campaign wannabe celebrity image. Hell he even gave a shot out to the Jersey Shore. Made a joke about living in Arizona too.
ReplyDeleteNope he hasnt read it.. Just jokes about it. If Bush was acting the same self absorbed kind of way the Obama goes about things.. He would be getting murdered in the press and late night comedy shows. Whatever.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if things could get so bad that there really could be a Civil war.. That would be intense!! I"m ready,,, haha fuck it
ReplyDeleteHe would be torched by the news media. Sometimes I think media outlets should be bombed.
ReplyDelete"I wonder if things could get so bad that there really could be a Civil war"
ReplyDeleteThat's what I've been thinking.
I really think especially now with AZ.. And everything else that has been going on. All jobs being moved out of the country.. and blah blah blah.. Shit could go down. I'd storm down to Key West and set up shop-protect the island get ready for war bitches!!haha
ReplyDeleteYou think someone would attack the beach front?
ReplyDeleteYeah I think so. That would be a main area of control maybe. They would totally try to take for AZ for sure... But they could want every area surrounding the gulf too. Who knows.
ReplyDeleteI don't think the movement would get very far.
ReplyDeleteThat martial law idea would start something for sure.
ReplyDeleteRiots.. that's really probably how the civil war would come about.. If Martial Law was ordered.. They roll by with tanks, tell you to get inside,, and you have to or you're screwed.
ReplyDeleteNeedless to say, that would suck.
ReplyDeleteYep.
ReplyDeleteYou watching this Magic/Celtics game?
ReplyDeleteSpurs, Drew saw more pussies by age 16 than you will before you die. Granted most of them weren't worth a bucket of warm spit, but quanity does count for something.
ReplyDeleteSorry to insult your boyfriend CBT.
ReplyDelete"DG said...
ReplyDeleteNo, I was busy. Just glad it's done and I even more happy that tomorrow is my last day of work until Sunday. And then Monday afternoon I leave for Havasu."
Isn't Havasu the skanky ass whore capitol of America?
Yep. Rondo's playing another solid game. Hey look it's an NBA cares promo.. no its.. NBA "Where caring happens" haha was just on.
ReplyDeleteShe's talking about a different Havasu CBT.
ReplyDeleteYep, it's where caring happens.
ReplyDeleteAnon exposed your lies today CBT.. The gig is up. You are no longer Chuck Norris.
ReplyDeleteI think AZ Anonymous was just fucking around.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous called my radio station today pretending to be a Pakistani accountant. Lame.
ReplyDeleteThe fans should have gone for a white out in Orlando. This game is do or die for the Magic.
ReplyDeleteHow do you know CBT? That's funny.
ReplyDeleteIt is do or die. They lose this, it's over.
ReplyDeleteYep. Donzo if they lose this game for sure. The truth is out CBT. Heard you really went to Reno instead of Vegas,, You don't have to lie bud. Hopefully you got to play some slots with some of the old ladies.
ReplyDelete"FAN said...
ReplyDeleteHow do you know CBT? That's funny."
Because he claimed to be the accountant for the Olde Tyme Restaurant. First, there are two Pakibastards in this town, brothers that own motels. Second, David, the owner of the Olde Tyme is a retired CPA and does his own accounting. Third, our deal with the Olde Tyme is 100% trade, so there's no way we could've have charged then three times for the same ad.
"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteYep. Donzo if they lose this game for sure. The truth is out CBT. Heard you really went to Reno instead of Vegas,, You don't have to lie bud. Hopefully you got to play some slots with some of the old ladies."
So where did you hear about Reno?
Did you answer the call CBT or did someone tell you about it?
ReplyDeleteWas Reno fun CBT? Heard there's no Flo? Sorry bud.
ReplyDelete"said...
ReplyDeleteAnon exposed your lies today CBT.. The gig is up. You are no longer Chuck Norris."
Dude, I've never claimed to be Chuck Norris. I'm no martial artist. I was taught how to disable and butcher opponents in hand to hand combat. 90 plus percent of my kills were done with explosives from a distance, kinda like playing a video game. That's what fucks me up, how much I'm totally detached from having taken lives.
"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteDid you answer the call CBT or did someone tell you about it?"
My boss answered, transfered the call to me. Gray said that the caller had a normal, American accent. When I picked up the call, the dude used a middle eastern accent (badly, I might add), claimed he was the Olde Tyme's accountant, said we'd tripled billed them and demanded to meet me at the restaurant tomorrow, but neglected to specify a time. There are NO FUCKING MIDDLE EASTENERS HERE THAT DON'T OWN HOTELS! WHAT MOTHERFUCKING PART OF 97.8% WHITE DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?
Dude, if I was Astrid, or one of the other chicks on here, and you did shit like that, I'd be looking at restraining orders. You have the potential for some twisted ass behavior.
Whatever you say Chuck. I know they drew first blood
ReplyDeleteOld Tyme's accountant? That's funny.
ReplyDeleteJust kill him through a phone call Chuck
ReplyDeleteAnd that's funny he wanted to meet you.
ReplyDeleteWhat was that?? Magic just giving it away
ReplyDeleteCarter choked.
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteWhatever you say Chuck. I know they drew first blood"
Do whut?
Right now CBT is going through old posts trying to figure out what we are talking about.
ReplyDeleteCeltics Lakers
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteOld Tyme's accountant? That's funny."
The owner's a retired CPA from Indianna, with a club foot.
So I guess they don't need an accountant then.
ReplyDeleteI could have killed 'em all, I could kill you. In town you're the law, out here it's me. Don't push it. Don't push it or I'll give you a war you won't believe. Let it go. Let it go- CBT
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteRight now CBT is going through old posts trying to figure out what we are talking about."
Actually I'm smoking some really good marijuana out of a corn cob pipe (Missouri Merscham, $4.99 at Walgreens) and sippin' Jim Beam White Label.
Got some good weed CBT?
ReplyDeleteAnonymous said...
ReplyDeleteanon doesnt forget, anon doesnt forgive.
He's pissed you're done chuck
Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteoh yeah, i almost forgot, i called a radio station in mountain home and spoke to a gentleman by the name of scott gray and informed him of a certain salesmans drug use while on company time. i think they should go explain themselves to mr. gray before a surprise drug test comes up.
He's playing for the kill -first blood
"FAN said...
ReplyDeleteGot some good weed CBT?"
Yeah. From a distant cousin that lives down South of the Z.T. Sheid bridge, on the river near Culp. Growed it hisself, so he says.
Hisself? That's funny. I imagine he said that too.
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteoh yeah, i almost forgot, i called a radio station in mountain home and spoke to a gentleman by the name of scott gray and informed him of a certain salesmans drug use while on company time. i think they should go explain themselves to mr. gray before a surprise drug test comes up.
He's playing for the kill -first blood"
Hahahaha! Gray couldn't give a fuck about whether or not I smoke weed. I believe I've told him on occasion. Dude, that boy is one good human being, plus I generate over 50% of the station's revenue yeah, he's gonna fuck that up. Dumbass, our station has 5 employees and I went to high school with two of them.
You know how I knew it was you and not this chick I fucked's boyfriend? No one who lives in this town calls a land line after 4:45PM expecting to talk to a live human.
"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteHisself? That's funny. I imagine he said that too."
Yes. Yes he did. His name is Rufus. I so very much wish I was makin' that up.
Does he sell weed or what?
ReplyDelete"FAN said...
ReplyDeleteDoes he sell weed or what"
He just grows it for "hisself" and us kin folk. The first time I met him I had to do geneology to get him to let me have some weed. Our grandmothers are first cousins, our great grandmothers were sisters.
So there really was inbreeding in the family?
ReplyDeleteCBT keeps it all in the family. He was born for the Jerry Springer show.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteSo there really was inbreeding in the family?"
My great great grandfather, Townsend Horton, had two daughters, Emily and Edna. Emily married a man with the last name Wolf (A.A. Wolf). Claude Roane married A.A. and Emily's daughter Edna. My daddy is their youngest son.
Edna Horton married a man named Russell from down around Calico Rock. They had sons, and their sons had sons...Rufus comes fromthat bunch.
No inbreeding.
I understand.
ReplyDeleteHey CBT, I thought you might like this, while you are drunk and high. Maybe even more when you are sober:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/05/18/racial-wealth-gap-whites_n_580589.html
I have a date tonight :) Well, it's not really a "date" but this guy I met is coming over to hang out. I'll let you know if he's a douche or not after he leaves lol
ReplyDeleteHave fun TeXaS.
ReplyDeleteSee, y'all here in the hills, there are two kinds of families. One knows every goddamned boy's geneology back before the War Of northern Aggression, the other doesn't. My family belongs to the former. That we make sure we don't accidently marry kinfolk. In fact, the last couple of generations of us have bred with those from"off", due to the absence of suitable dams or sires here.
ReplyDeleteso do you have a son cbt?
ReplyDelete"FAN said...
ReplyDeleteI understand."
Do you? I deal with Yankees whose family lineage consists of a a grandfather who spoke broken English and family history stops at "...and den, affter I got a off a da boat de bastards a changa my name to Butz from a da real one, Butzlikkersdatcom.
"Astrid said...
ReplyDeleteso do you have a son cbt?"
No, Astrid. My descent is from the side with a propensity toward daughters. My branch went from Horton to Wolf to Roane. Rufus' went from Horton to Russell.
I'd keep Rufus far away from your daughters.
ReplyDeleteAstrid, I have two daughters, Ella Jo, 3, and Briley, 17 months (DOB 12/31/2008, 11 minutes short of being born free). Briley has a shirt that says "Don't Forget To Wipe My Ass". Her mother's mother is a half Asian, half black crackhead.
ReplyDeletewhy do you let her raise your daughter?? why don't you go get your kid
ReplyDeleteand how did anon know how to call your work?
ReplyDeleteBecause he's mentioned where he works numerous times, and then what Anonymous probably did was look up the number. It was complicated no doubt Astrid.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteI'd keep Rufus far away from your daughters"
My girls are 150 miles south of here. Actually Ella Jo's in Fort ,Oklahoma, with her momma and step daddy. Chris is a good dude, 2 tours in Iraq, going to Afgahnistan in February. E6, with an artillery MOS. Kelly (momma) Jo's still a whore, an incredibly intelligent, outgoing, huge titted drama queen type, but a whore nevertheless.
So what happened to vegas, cbt?
ReplyDelete*Fort Sill*
ReplyDeleteHey Anonymous, you gonna call my boss and tattle on me again?
"DG said...
ReplyDeleteSo what happened to vegas, cbt?"
I went to Vegas, and I took Flo. I have no clue what AZ Anonymous is carrying on about.
Is there some shit on the last post?
ReplyDeleteOh fuck yes! An earthquake just hit Southern California. Not sure the damage yet. Too happy to look and see it was small and then be disappointed.
ReplyDeleteYou need to post a picture of you and your grandaughter in front of some of the fountains to prove you were there.
ReplyDeleteDamn, only a 5.1. That's not going to cause them to break off into the ocean.
ReplyDeleteFunny DG.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, you are just weird.
ReplyDeleteAnd you're normal DG.
ReplyDeleteEven though California has some idiots that like to show themselves on TV, it is still much more beautiful than Texas.
ReplyDeleteScenic wise sure. Go spend your money out there then commie.
ReplyDeleteYou just got excited over an earthquake. What if a baby died in that earthquake at the very moment you posted that?
ReplyDelete"Astrid said...
ReplyDeletewhy do you let her raise your daughter?? why don't you go get your kid"
What I described was my daughter's grandmother, who lives in California and has never seen Briley. In the last three months, Tiff, Brileys mother, has left her boyfriend. I moved her in with my older sister, Big Momma. Big Momma got her a job and taught her to drive (poor Tiff had anxiety attacks behind the wheel. I tried to teach her to drive back in early 2008 and goddamn near had a heart attack). I bought her an 02 Nissan Sentra once she passed her driver's test.
Look, I didn't have any sympathy for my aunt and uncle when they had their house destroyed about a year and a half ago or whenever it was by a Hurricane that hit Galveston. Fuck, you want to live on a fault line or hurricane zone, be my guest. Just don't expect any sympathy from me.
ReplyDeleteI am not tired tonight either... not again.. I have to pack my backs and stuff tomorrow.. oh and wash clothes, and get my hair fixed
ReplyDeleteI am going to. I will be in Santa Monica during the day on the 9th, Malibu that night and the next night, and then beachfront in Laguna Beach.....
ReplyDeleteand the rest is still unwritten.
No one says it but people love drama and catastrophe as long as it's not happening to them. I wouldn't mind seeing some type of action on the news. I mean, what would be more exciting than television crews filming CA floating away? Nothing I can think of.
ReplyDeleteI think it's sad that that guy has been in that many wars...
ReplyDeleteMaybe you'll get kidnapped by an illegal while you are there DG. It would serve you right for being a Benedict Arnold.
ReplyDeleteI saw the weather in New York was cold today Astrid.
ReplyDeletepost pics of your vagina.. you sound like anon now
ReplyDeletethanks for the info spurs.. i should pay attention to the weather there
ReplyDeleteIsn't Texas known for tornadoes? Maybe one will blow through your area soon and all of California can celebrate that.
ReplyDeleteDing dong, the witch is dead.
No problem Astrid.
ReplyDeleteThat was stupid DG.
ReplyDeleteI'm more likely to be kidnapped in Phoenix. But I'm not illegal and I'm not mexican.
ReplyDeleteMay as well be.
ReplyDeleteThis immigration law stuff is just getting so crazy. Watching the news is like watching comedy central now.
ReplyDeleteIt is getting crazy. And I saw where Janet Napolitano admitted she hasn't even read the bill.
ReplyDeleteCBT, none of us would know what a civil war would be like. Unlike you, we did not live through the last one.
ReplyDelete"DG said...
ReplyDeleteIsn't Texas known for tornadoes? Maybe one will blow through your area soon and all of California can celebrate that."
Witchita Falls, Texas gets wiped off the map by a tornado an aversge of every 13 years. They continually rebuild their trailer parks and hunker down in thin plasctic bathtubs everytime a kid blows on a kazoo.
"DG said...
ReplyDeleteCBT, none of us would know what a civil war would be like. Unlike you, we did not live through the last one."
I was in a civil war DG, it just wasn't ours.
Even if there was a civil war why would we be skinning and gutting anything? Why not just bring an energy bar?
ReplyDeleteThat's true about Wichita Falls.
ReplyDeleteDon't be a smartass DG.
ReplyDeleteI was watching on the news about the monthly Oklahoma tornadoes. I don't know why they just don't ban trailers in that state.
ReplyDeleteI don't understand why people have their trailer blown apart and then are on the news never thinking this would happen to them.
Well, it's true. Times have changed in the past couple of centuries. If I go to war, i'm bringing trail mix, a can of almonds, and a camel pack.
ReplyDeletecbt..
ReplyDeletewhat did you think after you phone convo with anon... did you kind of think it was him or what
I'm sure that will get you through it.
ReplyDelete"DG said...
ReplyDeleteEven if there was a civil war why would we be skinning and gutting anything? Why not just bring an energy bar?
Civil Wars disrupt the flow of goods and services. After two weeks of war, there'll be no more energy bars or any food whatsoever in urban areas. Roasted rat will quickly become a high dollar commodity in Scottsdale/Phoenix.
I have a cat that is good at catching mice... so I will eat well during the civil war
ReplyDeleteTake some Snap-n-Pops as your choice of weapon DG. Or some Black Cats fireworks. You should be fine.
ReplyDeleteI will just raid a Hi Health store and I'm set for months.
ReplyDeleteI think I will get some beef jerky too. The hot peppered one and I won't share that with anybody.
No Astrid, a mouse would bring your cat back all beaten up and ready for the soldiers to eat. It's been proven he can't fight.
ReplyDelete"Astrid said...
ReplyDeletecbt..
what did you think after you phone convo with anon... did you kind of think it was him or what"
At first I thought it was the boyfriend of this girl I know, but then I figured out nobody that lives here would call after a quarter to five.
No, sparklers are my choice of weapon. Besides, I will pay some illegals to fight for me.
ReplyDeleteDid anon have a nice voice, cbt? Like a nice deepy and raspy phone sex voice?
ReplyDeleteI think that's funny someone called you CBT.
ReplyDeleteso you were just confused until to checked the site then cbt
ReplyDeleteand spurs.. my cat is a proven hunter... he kills mice and rabbits all the time.. I made him drop a rabbit before though. It was a little baby..
DG, you need to get Red Dead Redemption.
ReplyDelete"said...
ReplyDeleteNo, sparklers are my choice of weapon. Besides, I will pay some illegals to fight for me. "
Very funny, in a very dry way, DG. If I wasn't mostly convineced you have a rudimentary penis, I might could fall smooth ass in love with you.
"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteI think that's funny someone called you CBT."
It isn't the first time. I think it was the same anonymous, back eight or ten months ago, and I pretty sure RQ has, maybe twice.
"spurs.. my cat is a proven hunter... he kills mice and rabbits all the time.. I made him drop a rabbit before though. It was a little baby.."
ReplyDeleteCats can be pretty cool.
I bet anon's voice is like deep and sensual like Barry Whites.. and as he talked.. cbt couldn't stop thinking about having sex
ReplyDelete"DG said...
ReplyDeleteDid anon have a nice voice, cbt? Like a nice deepy and raspy phone sex voice?"
DG, do you really want me to answer that and possibly explode the fantasy?
spurs.. shut up or else
ReplyDeleteI'm scared Astrid.
ReplyDeletewas it hard to understand anon and his lisp, CBT?
ReplyDeleteIf is isn't the wonderful kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteYeah, what did he sound like? Was it like this?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvElQcbzbXE
and I promise it wasn;t me who called you and made fart noises that one time, Ceebs
ReplyDelete*it* isn't
ReplyDeleteno, it was like this, but with a lisp (I am sure of it):
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeyEUOvvhbA
"Astrid said...
ReplyDeleteI bet anon's voice is like deep and sensual like Barry Whites.. and as he talked.. cbt couldn't stop thinking about having sex"
He sounded like a Devry graduate faking a Pakistani accent. My guess is the dude is 5'3", has curly hair ande has been shaving for a year or two. I suspect Spursw looks like Gonad the Barbarian next to AZ anonymous.
Great typing skills CBT. That was coherent.
ReplyDeleteThat has to be him kb. I met a guy on st pattys day that really sounded like that.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, I have whiskey fangers. My apologies.
ReplyDeletespurs, I like how you use sarcasm to try and make it seem like you dont think i am wonderful.
ReplyDeletefacetious bastard.
I think you are wonderful kb.
ReplyDeleteand he did stalk you already, dg, so of course he would know what bar you were going to on st pattys day.
ReplyDeleteso we are right (again), AZ anon has a lisp and a girly voice.
"kb said...
ReplyDeleteand I promise it wasn;t me who called you and made fart noises that one time, Ceebs"
God you're a funny kinkyb!tch. C'mon and let me be your next Warden. At least I'll never let cobwebs grow between your thighs.
cbt, where is your apology to me for ranking pam higher than me? although i have no intentions of ever having sex with you of any sorts, i still should be number 1 on your list.
ReplyDelete"facetious bastard.'
ReplyDeleteThat's Skeets' term.
there are no cobwebs anywhere near my body, thank you.
ReplyDeleteand when the warden (accidentally) dies, i am never getting married again, sorry.
she lets me borrow it, sours.
ReplyDeletedg, i think you are wonderful as well.
KB, isn't it nice cbt won't let cobwebs grow between your thighs? Instead his cobwebs will be touching your thighs since anon exposed him for who he really is.
ReplyDeleteYou still want to bang Pam CBT?
ReplyDeletedude, she put a banana in her cooter. it cant be that tight in there anymore, kegels or not.
ReplyDeleteThat's true kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeletei felt really bad for the banana. i also threw out all of mine the next day.
ReplyDeleteAfter you tried it with all of them kinkyb!tch?
ReplyDelete