Friday, June 18, 2010
Childhood obesity
Here's something I thought you'd have fun ripping on! xoxo Queen Bee I love a comment someone left saying "In a few years, that banana will be something else" lol
That's sad you think I'd have fun ripping on this kid Queen Bee. No lol. Snap! (pretend I snapped my fingers like this kid) xoxo
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Thanks for this Queen Bee.
ReplyDeleteyea.. he is probably going to be gay.. I liked when he flopped down on the floor and starting kicking his leg up. And are there no stores in Mountain Home that sells Disney clothes that will fit that kid? .. so sad
ReplyDeleteI hope that kid is home schooled... btw
Funny. Yeah, I think he might be a flamer when he grows up. As far as Mountain Home? Another good one. You should ask CBT.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe his mom was running around in her panties and a sweater in the background.. OMG! She totally ruined his video.
ReplyDeleteAt first, thought she was going to be a backup dancer in that getup..
ReplyDeletethe video was painful to watch like wow.. this kid is making a total ass of himself and he is too young to know it yet. I can't believe his parents encouraged him and recorded it..
ReplyDeletebut on the other hand, I was wishing he were a Micheal Jackson fan instead. I would like to see him trying to moon walk, dance his ass off, and shaking his fat around.. instead of that finger snap he could have had a switch blade
werd.
ReplyDeletewas that his mom in the background? I thought it was his dad. I was gonna say..guess we know where he got it from.
ReplyDeleteI thought that was his dad Astrid.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, a moonwalk would have been nice.
ReplyDeleteWord Oz.
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on kinkyb!tch?
ReplyDeleteI just watched the whole video...as sucky as it is that his parent's did this to him, at least they are encouraging it. Did you see how sweaty he was at the end? This is great exercise for him. In the meantime, he should stop shopping in the children's section for clothing, he definitely needs menswear.
ReplyDeleteI am hung over
ReplyDeleteWhat doesn't fit in this video? Kid looks like he grew out of that shirt two years ago, some dude running around in panties, cheap empty wine glasses out on display, a full trash bag that someone took out of the trash can but didn't throw it away, poor dog popping up in the video just to stare at two completely empty food/water bowls. Jesus tap-dancing Christ, I think we have some average Americans here.
ReplyDeleteyou guys think is a guy dancing in the background at 29... I guess it could be, but if it is, then his dad is faggy too. It looks like he is skipping around on his tippy toes, and his underwear doesn't help him out in the manly dept either.. .
ReplyDeletekinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteTrue it is good exercise. He needs to do about 5,000 of these videos.
Oh yeah, and that banana looks like it needs to be thrown out.
ReplyDeleteFunny EV, nice observations. And yeah, don't forget the music.
ReplyDeleteOz:
ReplyDeleteHow much drinking did you do?
Awe leave Timmy alone... I love Timmy and his Lady Gaga dance.
ReplyDeleteI didn't see the dog in the video, but I saw the empty food and water bowl..
ReplyDeleteNow that I heard his mom's accent again, I don't think it is Mountain Home. I think they are from Jersey...
The kid is going to be so depressed when his voice drops...
his name is Timmy? Jesus, he is screwed whether anyone sees this vid or not.
ReplyDeleteIs it just me or does he look like Perez Hilton could be his dad?
Wop, I am hungover, too. Did you delete all those pics like I asked you to?
I saw the poor dog. I wanted to get him so mine could have someone to play with. Poor guy did look a bit embarrassed. He also looked like he had seen this before.
ReplyDeleteNOthing much, just eating some hummus and pretzels. How about you Sours, what are you up to? Did you see the Megan Fox frankenstein pics?
ReplyDeleteoooh, what kind of hummus do you have, Elfie?
ReplyDeleteamazing what parents will do to their kids just for a possible glimpse of 'fame'. and why is this song so covered?
ReplyDeleteOrganic spicy roasted red pepper hummus from Costco. It's pretty good.
ReplyDeleteJust eating some Sonic Skeets. And I was talking to the husband of my boss earlier, he was telling all about his travels.
ReplyDeleteIt's been a stressful day.
And yes, I saw those pics. She looked like a mannequin.
ReplyDeleteI don't know anon, I think they just filmed him and thought it was funny. I take videos of him all the time... my favorite is him singing the girls part of Human Leagues "Don't you want me" haha
ReplyDeleteExactly Anonymous. I don't see the big deal with this song.
ReplyDeleteYEah she looks crazy... was much prettier before the cheek/jaw implant and mini facelift. Why at 24 do they do that? It's disgusting.
ReplyDeletehim= my son. not timmy... Timmy is not my son.
ReplyDeleteGood question. She ruined herself. And did you see that story about that lesbian who was drinking who got arrested because they thought she was Justin Bieber? AZ Anonymous sent it to me.
ReplyDeleteI don't know why they do that shit at any age.
ReplyDeleteHave you ever seen this video? This girl is bout it bout it man
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6uMELsT3X0&feature=PlayList&p=A217219F10E2A83F&playnext_from=PL&playnext=1&index=75
Damn, can't hear what he's saying. And I can't find it on youtube on my phone.
ReplyDeleteI finally found it. That was funny.
ReplyDeleteAwww man you cant find it on your phone?
ReplyDeleteNevermind... comment lagggggggg
ReplyDeleteYeah, it's lagging. Any big plans this weekend Skeets?
ReplyDeleteLots of plans none of them big. My brother is coming over tonight so my mom can go dancing, then on Saturday she is taking my kids so FMB and I can have some adult time. I have to go see some play for one of my classes on Saturday night too, which sucks. Going bowling with my friend who just got married and her family And I have lots of homework.
ReplyDeleteWhat about you?
Some grand plans you have there. As for me? No plans yet.
ReplyDeleteAnd I take it you finished those two papers you needed to do?
ReplyDeletehaven't heard about Megan Fox's pictures.. but I know she had a nose job before, probably her lips, and definitely her breasts..
ReplyDeletedoes she look worse than Heidi now?
Yeah I got 100s on both... eazy-peezy, fresh and breeezy man.
ReplyDeleteShe looks pretty bad AStrid, her pic is posted on TMZ.
ReplyDeleteCongrats Skeets. Good deal.
ReplyDeletehey Spurs, you know of any good apts. downtown?
ReplyDeleteam I the only one who thinks that when people type <3 it looks like a ball sack? Why not just type out the word love instead of that odd shape?
ReplyDeletehttp://jezebel.com/5566124/baby-dies-after-mother-chokes-her-with-bible-pages
ReplyDeletethat is the next candidate for the firing squad. Or they can hire Drew to shove ripped up pieces of the bible into her mouth and sit on her until she dies.
am I the only one who thinks that when people type <3 it looks like a ball sack?
ReplyDeleteyes, no one else puts that much thought into such unimportant things
it didn't take me long to come to the conclusion that it looked like a ball sack. You underestimate me, Wop. And you know you agree.
ReplyDelete2d4u--you don't need an apartment for her, just put her in a hostel afterwards.
kb, my female friends aren't that cheap. :)
ReplyDeleteSpurs new name is Pablo
ReplyDeleteI never thought it looked like a ball sack KB... the fact that you can look at something that means "love" and see something sexual just proves what a dirty mind you truly have. haha
ReplyDeleteWhat is this child porn?
ReplyDeletebut now that you look at it, you can see it, right Elf? It really does and I wish people would realize it and stop doing it. It's gross.
ReplyDeletePablo? I was thinking Fernando.
What's up 2dirty4u? Yeah, there's supposed to be some really cool lofts you can rent downtown. I looked at one a few years ago, the building was nice. It rented for cheap.
ReplyDeleteOz:
ReplyDeletePablo?
Alejandro?
ReplyDeleteOh, I got you Oz. You were referring to me. Nice. Check your e-mail.
ReplyDeleteFrederico? Roberto? Let's just go real out there and call him Ouiser (I saw that movie last night).
ReplyDeleteIt's not child porn. But report me to TMZ and such, see if they pick up the story. They should.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, how long do you think it would take to get from downtown to Stone Oak in the mornings? Is traffic bad coming up 281?
ReplyDeleteNope. Not at all 2dirty4u. I just met a lady who's a locator if you need one. The only reason I would is because you can tell she was a stripper in her past, and perhaps you can bang her if you end up getting her a commission. She's probably about 40 (I couldn't work in an opportunity to ask without sounding like a dick), but you can tell she partied a shit load back in the day.
ReplyDeleteNice reference to the hostel, kb. You must have been on the dirty recently. I didn't know there were hostels in this country.
ReplyDeleteShit, that's the funniest thing I've heard all day. And I needed a laugh.
ReplyDeleteWell DG, you have to remember that's Pam who typed up that bullshit e-mail.
ReplyDeleteWhether the email was true or not, I don't understand why anyone would post something like that about themselves. It's like she is proud of being a cheap whore.
ReplyDeleteHey, I completely understand. When I last posted those google searches, she came in and left a comment that read, "Why would anyone be searching for me?"
ReplyDeleteBut you can tell that she wrote it like she was a fucking superstar and famous.
so she looks like she was rode hard and put up wet, spurs? 2d4u does not like that type, he keeps it classy.
ReplyDeleteBut maybe someday she'll met a man and he'll marry her, not doing the skeezy shit she pulled. Say a prayer for that guy in advance.
ReplyDeleteLast night was interesting for me. I never got my root canal done again because it stopped bothering me. But then yesterday it started bothering me. So I bought a tube of Anbesol and instead of waiting to get home to cut the tip open I decided to try and bite off the tip which then I ended up biting down really hard making my tooth feel like I just got shot in the face. So for the next 3 hours I felt like I was going die. Finally I went to the emergency room and they gave me percocet which took care of the problem. But that stuff makes you sleep really really well.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah kinkyb!tch. Her name is Cindy, which means her stripper name was probably Sindy. Fake tits, blonde hair, fake tan, she's still living the fantasy life of a stripper, she's just too chewed up to take her clothes off for money. But her head is still in the game.
ReplyDeleteI really want 2dirty4u to go over and check her out, just so he'll know what I'm talking about.
ReplyDeleteDG:
ReplyDeleteZZZZZZZ. I like how you wrote the word 'interesting' in the first sentence you fired off, and then the rest of it was anything but.
she is infamous, Sours, get it right. And yeah, hostels--wtf? I was like, this isn't Europe wtf is she talking about?
ReplyDeleteAt least she got banged good. She should just be glad it wasn't by grandpa again and should've went home herself.
She never banged Porn Trout kinkyb!tch (according to her). But yeah, she got pounded and treated like the whore she is by that one dude.
ReplyDeletecan you google her, spurs? Now I want to see what she looks like. Maybe it is Pam's real mom?
ReplyDeleteI should have taken a fucking pic. But that would have been hard to work in as well, without sounding like a creeper. But her age and what strip joint she worked at was foremost in my mind.
ReplyDeleteLOL, I just got a picture of Donatella Versace in my mind after that description Spurs.
ReplyDeleteThat's a pretty good description. But she's not quite that chewed looking. That day is right around the corner though.
ReplyDeleteIs she at least cute?
ReplyDeleteDid her face look like the old lady in Something About Mary?
ReplyDeleteAnd my story was interesting. I was crying telling them to please take the pain away. It was quite the show.
She's all right 2dirty4u. You can tell back in the day she's hot. But I wouldn't go out and spend any money on her on useless dates, shit like that.
ReplyDeleteNot that chewed up either DG, but yeah, she'll hit that mark one day as well. And I was just kidding around about falling asleep as I was reading your little story. It actually was mesmerizing. My heart pumped fast when I was reading it.
ReplyDeleteMaybe you should give her a chance spurs. If she is alright, she may be fixable. Give her a makeover.
ReplyDeleteso you were rubbing it out while reading about her tooth? That's weird, Spurs.
ReplyDelete2d4u, can I see a pic of your feet?
Probably. But then you are talking about putting in enough time before you could say, "Hey, let's try this on you, instead of the past stripper whore ensemble you are trying to pull off." And if it takes more than an hour, that's probably about 57 minutes more than I'm willing to put in. I spent about 15 minutes talking to her, so that hourglass expired.
ReplyDeleteI have never in my life felt pain like that. It was horrible. They didnt even make me wait. That's what a dramatic show I put on. And Pam thinks she is the only one who can pull off 'sad innocent girl'.
ReplyDeleteYou still need to do a video immitating her DG. That would be great.
ReplyDeletePut her on that show "What Not to Wear", then you will come off as a nice guy because she will get $5000 worth of new clothes and her hair done.
ReplyDeleteMaybe, but what am I supposed to do in the meantime? Just "be friends" with her? I don't think so. That gets you nowhere.
ReplyDeleteI will do it. It will be a couple of months though until I buy a new camera. I have too many trips planned this summer to spend the extra money on them.
ReplyDeleteYou know what sucks though is I was going on the backpacking trip which I'm already packed for and I already paid for the giant backpack that I rented. But my mom called up Sport Chalet and told them how I was in the emergency room and they said they will give me a credit for the next time I rent from them. So that's cool they did that.
You see, a chick like that knows about her past whore tendencies, and now she's trying to straighten up. So then about the only way you could get into her paints super fast would be to get her tanked or bring over some crank.
ReplyDeleteThat's cool your mommy did that for you DG. You should make a card for her thanking her for doing that. She could put it up on the fridge.
ReplyDeleteThen do it. And tell us the story later. It may be an entertaining story to read. Although, it would be a very short story but nonetheless still entertaining.
ReplyDeletekb, did you ask me a question?
ReplyDeleteGood one DG.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny 2dirty4u.
ReplyDeleteI didn't tell her to do that. But she called me after I woke up and said she did which was better because I didn't wake up until 1 today.
ReplyDeletehow did you get a pic of Spurs's feet, 2d4u?
ReplyDeleteThat's nice of her DG. Just goes to show you how strong a mother's love is, being she helped you of all people out.
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely hilarious kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteOh and DG, I thought you'd like to know that Giraffe was around last night.
ReplyDeletefirst francis then giraffe. im just hanging around cause i know dan k will ressurect next
ReplyDeleteYeah, I wonder what happened to Dan K? He hasn't been around in a long time. And "Not That Anonymous" either. That guy was cool.
ReplyDeleteWas she? What a royal day it was then! Anyway, I gotta go and bring back my backpack my mommy got me out of paying for.
ReplyDeleteThere is a hostel in ocean beach San Diego... right by my favorite bar
ReplyDeleteRock on then DG. And hey, I am really happy you got your tooth situation fixed (see, I can act like I give a shit.)
ReplyDeleteI think she got banged in San Diego Oz.
ReplyDeleteTooth fixed? Does DG have some funky teeth?
ReplyDeleteYeah, that was basically the jist of that long story she told. Toothache.
ReplyDeleteoh spursie, so bitter. no plans? i thought you were moving to your new place this weekend?
ReplyDeleteBitter? What are you talking about?
ReplyDeleteleave your poor locator alone. picking her apart with accusations for which you have no grounds when all she did was try to help you move... tsk tsk
ReplyDeletearen't you moving into your new place this weekend?
ReplyDeleteUh, once again she didn't help me move. I said I met her today. That doesn't mean she helped me move anywhere. Once again, reading way too much into things.
ReplyDeleteSpurs = Bitter beer face guy
ReplyDeleteFunny Oz. Check your e-mail.
ReplyDeletewhy would you meet with a locator when you've already found a place?
ReplyDeleteI wrote I met her. I didn't know what she did.
ReplyDeleteah, so it was a coincidental meeting. i stand corrected. proceed with the belittling fest. i have to run. tah-tah for now.
ReplyDeletewho is that spurs?
ReplyDeletesounds like my ex gf.
ReplyDeletesarcastic twat...
ReplyDeleteThere's a new post 2dirty4u. And it sounds like you aren't too fond of your ex.
ReplyDeletehaha.....Lindsanity stopped by? It has to be. Only she can miscontrue things like that.
ReplyDeleteDid you get your stuff unpacked DG?
ReplyDeleteYes. But I just left everything all over my floor in the living room. So I will have a nice mess to clean up when I get home.
ReplyDeletewhat's even funnier is that you thought i was pissed off. oh, and 'sarcastic twat', good one. ;)
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