Saturday, June 12, 2010

Go United States!


There you go Astrid, kickball post.

133 comments:

  1. That's the commercial I was talking about, Astrid. They showed English soldiers lined up in the Revolutionary War and the Americans come flying at them in Challengers.

    The commercial ends with "America got two things right, Cars and Freedom."

    Sounds like someones a little sore, eh?

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  2. I really need to see that commercial.

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  3. Astrid:

    Those horns are annoying. I wanted to hear some chants.

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  4. I agree... but I heard one earlier

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  5. The other commercials push the hell out of the patriotic selling point, but with lame themes. Almost like they're poking fun at American consumerism. I don't blame them.

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  6. I thought that commercial was funny..

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  7. is that the only commercial you are talking about?

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  8. Is England a much better team? Because their offense seems much more capable.

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  9. That goalkeeper's life is going to turn to hell if this ends up tied or the U.S. wins.

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  10. England is ranked higher.. and they placed better than US last FIFA cup

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  11. Just watching the game Spurs. Not a big fan of the Brits. Who's CBT rooting for, the Hondurans? Didn't he invade them or something..........

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  12. I'm going to call him now and tell him we are crushing him on your site :)

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  13. I do like how kickball games go by fast.

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  14. I haven't crushed him yet. You did a good enough job on the Honduras line.

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  15. Understanding the offensive teams might make this more interesting to me. It seems like possession changes before either team can even set.

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  16. It does seem like that happens quite a bit.

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  17. It's good to see Miller Light embrace their shitty taste. Now they give you a vortex funnel so it can rush past your taste buds even quicker.

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  18. our goalkeeper is a lot better than theirs

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  19. Yellow Card? Is that like a Technical/Flagrant?

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  20. they are for fouls like dangerous tackles and hitting other players

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  21. How many yellows before you get a red card? Two?

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  22. if you seriously hurt somebody or certain tackles it's a red card, and your out of the game.. they can't kick another player's leg for leg breaks

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  23. Spurs, how many soiled socks you leave around before your Mom makes you pick them up and do wash?

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  24. if the same player gets two yellows it's a red..

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  25. What the hell is the buzzing noise?

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  26. Damn, that England goalkeeper is going to really get bashed.

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  27. I like the Brazilian team... I want to see them play..

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  28. are you watching some games tomorrow spurs?

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  29. Spurs,

    Do you wear your socks like these guys with some short 5 sizes too small shorts?

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  30. Yes I do DG. But only when I'm looking to really impress. Dates, job interviews, etc.

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  31. How is cbt? Did his cabin get demolished by the flood in Arkansas?

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  32. Red wine and marijuana are an sacrement worthy of their own religion.

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  33. DG, It'd have to come a flood of biblical proportions to get me. I live on a hill above the lake.

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  34. What up cunties?

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  35. Even if the dam burst, where I am, the water would just go down.

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  37. CBT drop kicked that flash flood.

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  38. Well, if it ain't by old buddy, anonymous.

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  39. All it got was some tourists.

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  40. That part od Arkansas is all fucked up anyway. It might as well be Texas or Oklahoma. Flat county.

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  41. Why didn't you take your bronco down the mountain and be the hero you have always dreamed to be in all of your fantasies?

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  42. Hey Anonymous, did you watch the "Big Game". Please don't disappoint me and say yes.

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  43. I looked at all the pictures of the flood. Why didn't they evacuate before the flood hit since there were warnings the lake was going to overflow?

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  44. My hero days are far behind me DG. I gave a fuck back then.

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  45. Haha.. Yeah I was about to say pretty much the same thing DG.. So why didn't you go Rambo-Chuck Norris aka CBT hero status kick that storms ass save the women and children.. Celebrate with all the young pussy. You know another day in the life of CBT.

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  46. Apparently these folks were all listening to all the World Cup hoopla on XM radio and didn't get the local warnings DG.

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  47. Fuck all that World Cup bullshit.

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  48. Look y'all, all that shit happened 26 years ago. The closet I come to combat now is pissin' off fat women. I wish I could say I only did that after afew beers, but I deo it sober, too.

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  49. Shouldn't they have been told to leave? When Havasu Canyon flooded a couple years ago they had to go down on horseback to get all the people out of the campground, get the to higher ground, and then helicopter them out to safety. Not one person died. I guess you can't count on rednecks for anything.

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  50. We aren't as concerned with tourists as AZ is, apparently.

    The park that happened at is named after aguy one of my ancestors fought in a duel.

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  51. Btw DG, this happened so fast the Rangers wouldn't have had time to saddle a horse.

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  52. When people are camping they don't pay attention to the news. That is the point. I have been camping since Wednesday. What happened between then and now is brand new news to me. And I wasn't even in the middle of nowhere.

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  53. I bet cbt found one of the young girls that are still listed as missing and will keep her as his slave.

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  54. Forecasters had warned of the approaching danger during the night, but campers could easily have missed those advisories because of the late hour and the remoteness of the area, where broadcasting and cell-phone signals are weak at best.

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  55. DG, you have me confused with Drew. My girls get paid, or spoiled.

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  56. That would be like authorities being aware that there is an approaching psunami and didn't bother letting me know to get the hell out of there since I was staying right on the ocean.

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  57. Why pay if you don't have to, cbt? Go find yourself a flood victim before it's too late!

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  58. "The torrent was so fierce that some residents labeled the flood an act of the devil."

    Nah. This ain't the motherfuckin' buckle of the Bible Belt.

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  59. And paid help is easier to get along with.

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  60. I saw pictures of some of the people waiting. There sure are alot of cases of ugly in that state.

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  61. Paid help is easier to get along with? You sound like you talk from experience.

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  62. There are some ugly motherfuckers down that way. Moswwt of 'em moved here from Chicago.

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  63. DG, where you been the last few months? I don't remember ever denyin' that.

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  64. Gotta go right now cbt. Going to watch Shutter Island.

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  65. Besides, money always costs less than emotional capital.

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  66. spurs, you don't know if you'll watch Germany play tomorrow? I guess you don't feel very connected to the vaterland

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  67. You a big soccer fan Astrid? Quick name 5 players.

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  68. why do you think I can't name five players

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  69. You failed the test took to long. Google doesnt count. Soccer blows.

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  70. it's hard to name five players if you remotely follow the sport

    Beckham, Ronaldo, and Zidane are probably the most well know.. that leaves two

    can I name two players without using google? yes, not hard since I watched two games today

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  71. he's a douche bag.. I was just watching him get the red card the last time on youtube.. heh

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  72. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvNkkdfNwEg

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  73. I drove to Austin to watch the football match with some old highschool buddies, and got lost...... Missed the entire damn match.

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  74. That being said, I think Ronaldo is one of the greatest players ever. The guy is amazing to watch.

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  75. that sucks.. I have to be in class when Brazil plays so I will record it..

    Zidane was such an embarrassment to his team and country for doing that.. all those cameras around, did he think he was going to get away with it

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  76. maybe.. I don't watch it

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  77. have you seen Ronaldo's Nike commercial?? it's kind of lame

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  78. what do you think of Ronaldinho

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_9Tf279gEA

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  79. I still think Ronaldo is more fun to watch.

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  80. is wasn't chosen to play this time.. not cool

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  81. I would like to see Ronaldinho play Ronaldo this year, but it won't happen..

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  82. I have a headache... do you seriously know a website where I can watch movies? I found the movie I wanted to watch, now I want to see Alice in Wonderland

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  83. No, I don't. I was just messing with you to get you to the porn site. :)

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  84. are you going out

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  85. I just checked into my hotel in downtown Fort Worth, and I was going to go out, but I have meetings at 9 tomorrow morning, so I'm thinking I may stay in. Meetings tend to be much longer when you are hung over. :)

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  86. I think you should party some more with that coworker that keeps texting you...

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  87. Shit. Thanks for reminding me. She was apparently out having drinks last night because she started texting me around 10:30. I'm in trouble.

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  88. You know what you should check out Astrid is that net flix. They have something new that you can download the movies you want to see instead of ordering the dvd's. It's cheap too.

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  89. yea.. you're a bad boy.. lol

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  90. they say washing with axe body wash takes care of that...

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  91. Well, I've been called worse. :)

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  92. I keep waiting for you to post a url here to youtube so we can see that video of you belly dancing.

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  93. maybe i will make one..

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  94. Well, my room service is here. Have a great night Astrid. Hope you feel better.

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  95. thanks.. have a nice night

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  96. "Why didn't you take your bronco down the mountain and be the hero you have always dreamed to be in all of your fantasies?"

    That's funny.

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  97. "Shouldn't they have been told to leave?"

    It's Arkansas DG, what do you expect? Competence?

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  98. "She was apparently out having drinks last night because she started texting me around 10:30. I'm in trouble."

    Yeah, you're in trouble 2dirty4u.

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  99. And nice recommendation on the Netflix, I it's nice you are still trying to work Astrid.

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  100. DG,

    Shutter Island? I was going to buy that on PPV soon.

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  101. "You failed the test took to long. Google doesnt count. Soccer blows."

    Yeah Fl Anonymous, she did fail.

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  102. "spurs, you don't know if you'll watch Germany play tomorrow?"

    I don't know Astrid, I might check out a little bit of it.

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  103. CBT, when DG is around again, you need to tell the story about your secretary.

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  104. Just watching the last season of The Shield online.

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  105. Never seen that show. What type of show is it?

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  106. A dirty cop show. It's really good man. They are so crooked. It's not some bullshit show, they put it together really well. It's with that Micheal Chiklis guy.

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  107. Sounds interesting.

    I'm downloading Starcraft, and about to watch a Doug Stanhope stand-up.

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  108. That's cool. That Starcraft game supposed to be pretty cool?

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  109. Yeah, it's a fun game. Pretty old, so it should work nicely on this netbook.

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  110. Well, technically I'm not stealing this time. I have the game and the expansion, but I'd need an external disk drive to install them on this, which I don't have.

    I could get one, but the disks are old and sometimes need to be installed and reinstalled a couple times to work properly. Too much trouble when I can just download the executables.

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  111. Yeah, I really didn't understand much of that, but that's good you are a being a law abider.

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  112. Anyway, you play with little armies. You start with a base and mining drones, and you gotta collect resources and build an army. You can choose from three different races, it's pretty fun. Low resource game and probably cheap as hell because it's old.

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  113. I build armies with Civilization Revolution..

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