Comedic gold kinkyb!tch. Hilarious. I'd make a crack about being a lawyer in Tucson not paying off well, but that can't really be Oz's ride. How can he fit his 10 kids in that thing? He can't, so I don't think that's really his sled.
Monday, June 14, 2010
Kinkyb!tch spots Oz's ride
Comedic gold kinkyb!tch. Hilarious. I'd make a crack about being a lawyer in Tucson not paying off well, but that can't really be Oz's ride. How can he fit his 10 kids in that thing? He can't, so I don't think that's really his sled.
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ReplyDeleteGlad you liked it Oz. Oh, and that bitch Merlin is back working at thedirty.
ReplyDeletei saw that, what a stable of homo's.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, thats really my ride
I'm going to welcome her back soon. I hope she likes it. And don't you like how people who have never been in a race or anything put stickers on their ride like they are a professional driver?
ReplyDeleteShe does know that's an OZ Rally edition Lancer, right?
ReplyDeleteProbably not.
ReplyDeleteI'd give credit if it were random, but there's a badge on all of them that says OZ.
ReplyDeleteShe's going to feel like a dunce now, but that's cool.
ReplyDeleteI bet the dude who owned that car was peeking his head around a corner thinking "dewd, look how my ride brings da bitches" while KB was getting this picture.
ReplyDeleteHe was probably beating off in the car while he was thinking that.
ReplyDeleteJust so I'm not the jackass who bursts the bubble, at least she found one with a giant window sticker instead of just the normal trunk badge.
ReplyDeleteThere you go. That was nice.
ReplyDeleteNow that you say that, I wonder what those two things are sitting on the dash? My guess is some type of homemade gauge pod. He needs to know the PSi of the turbo he doesn't have.
ReplyDeleteFunny. Yeah, when I see those gauges I just laugh.
ReplyDeletewerd?
ReplyDeleteHey Oz, I got a new pic of (|)Pixie(|), I'm going to post it in a little while. She's as fruity looking as ever.
ReplyDeleteYou should rip one of these off those cars and slap it on your ride, OZ.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.canadianautoreview.com/lanceroz-badge-700.JPG
Funny that pic was taken by a guy named Sammy Chan.
Sammy Chan? No way. Asians aren't into that shit.
ReplyDeleteYou hear all this uproar over the Vegan restaurant that kicked out that pig in Portland, Oregon, Spurs?
ReplyDeleteNo, didn't hear about that EV.
ReplyDeleteOh, it's some funny shit. About what you'd expect to hear from a cop getting kicked out of a restaurant.
ReplyDeleteYou have a link?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2010/06/red_black_cafe_shows_portland.html
ReplyDeleteDamn, the lady that owns that cafe doesn't seem to like cops very much.
ReplyDeleteI've never seen that sticker, small or large, but I don't always pay attention to things like that. I just laughed when I read Oz so I had to take the pic.
ReplyDeleteDon't pay attention to EV pointing out facts kinkyb!tch, the pic was much appreciated.
ReplyDeleteDon't worry about it, KB. I'm a car nerd, I can't help but mention that shit.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure you made that dude very happy.
Considering he's getting half and half letters in support and hate mail, I'm guessing they're not alone.
ReplyDeleteTrue. I like how someone threatened to throw a brick through one of her windows.
ReplyDeletesubaru wrx sti's are still better looking than the lancers.
ReplyDeletebetter performers too because the wrx's are really rally cars.
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on Anonymous?
ReplyDeleteThey aren't "really" rally cars.
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna buy this
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for DG and FB for Christmas.
You're going to buy Wrigley Field?
ReplyDeletewrx's are in rally races and the ones that consumers buy are derived from that rally car. not a cheap knock off like the lancer. mitsubishi sucks anyway.
ReplyDeleteno, tard. The wall art. They were in the Target ad this week. They are actually kinda neat, I can see it in an entertainment room or a mancave room for a home.
ReplyDeleteWhat am I getting kinkyb!tch?
ReplyDeletepretty much real rally cars:
ReplyDeletehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subaru_Impreza_WRX_STI#Rally_America
It's all the same chassis, the Lancer is no different. And derived from rally cars means it's not a rally car.
ReplyDeleteOk, you're right. My GTO is a road racer just like the GTO.R.
ReplyDeletestill a rally car:
ReplyDeletehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subaru_Impreza_WRX_STI#Rally_America
I'll get the base model Corvette because it's much cheaper than the C6.R and it's like the same thing.
ReplyDeleteI'll get you an assortment of flavored hot chocolate and homemade marshmallows. I'll try and find a spurs shaped cookie cutter so I can cut the marshmallows into that shape. I will nto buy you a SA mug though, I draw the line at the marshmallows.
ReplyDeleteno. your goat is a holden monaro.
ReplyDeleteThat sounds like something I could re-gift kinkyb!tch. Awesome.
ReplyDeleteor a chevy lumina ss.
ReplyDeleteFrom your link.
ReplyDeleteAfter the company had grown, the division was used to create high-performance consumer versions of the Subaru Impreza WRX, an all-wheel drive car with a turbocharged boxer engine, leading to the development of the Impreza WRX STi. The Subaru World Rally Team has used a race-prepared version of the WRX STI as its rally platform since the model trim's creation.
Or a Chevy Lumina SS? That contradicts what you just said.
ReplyDeletePlease stop trying to sound more knowledgeable about my car than me.
and your point?
ReplyDeleteAnd no, my car is a Pontiac GTO.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to get this for EV:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.gtoforum.com/attachments/f12/4458d1238689638-just-purchased-tyrol-blue-gto-gto-pedal-car.jpg
learn to learn:
ReplyDeletehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pontiac_GTO
The GTO was produced by GM's Holden subsidiary in the suburb of Elizabeth, South Australia. It was equipped with the Corvette's LS1 ('04) and LS2 ('05-'06) V8 engine with a choice of a 6-speed manual transmission or a 4-speed automatic. The same model was sold in the United Kingdom as the Vauxhall Monaro and in the Middle East as a Chevrolet Lumina SS. GM North America made a deal with Holden to produce a maximum of 18,000 vehicles per year starting in late 2003 and going through to the end of the 2006 model year. The 18,000 units was the production limit for the model at the Australian assembly plant.
ReplyDeleteyour badges say pontiac gto but its a holden.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, how was your weekend?
ReplyDeleteexactly.
ReplyDeletePredictable Anon. Oh how you think you know so much. This car came from Holden's manufacturing facilities...badged a Pontiac? How could that be?
ReplyDeleteYou act like I don't know the history behind the car. I know far more than that Wiki will tell you.
So then, Anon. What part of your own provided information were you taking into consideration when you said "or a Chevy Lumina SS?"
ReplyDeleteIt was good kinkyb!tch, how was yours? Do anything exciting?
ReplyDeleteCan you even tell me, without that Wiki, what makes the cars different?
ReplyDeletedont get so butthurt ev. geez, are you on the rag or what? your car is a holden...get over it.
ReplyDeleteIt was busy and fun, but idk about exciting. Guess what I read though (out of boredom, I really need to hit up the library). The newest Twilight book. It was actually decent, it was from the vampire's point of view, well the "bad" vamps point of view I should say. I almost cried a bit at the end.
ReplyDeleteThat's cute kinkyb!tch. So I take it you are going to watch the movie?
ReplyDeleteNo one is butthurt, Anon. Just correct over here.
ReplyDeletei thought potheads were supposed to be mellow?
ReplyDeleteI thought people who didn't smoke pot were supposed to be smart?
ReplyDeleteChill out Anon, wouldn't want to burst a blood vessel. Calm down, dude. Mellow. Relax.
ReplyDeleteoh no! i dont do drugs, so that makes me dumb! oh no!
ReplyDeletesee ya. i got better things to do.
ReplyDeleteProbably not, Spurs. There are no decent looking movies coming out anytime soon. I actually want to see Toy Story rather than anything else aimed at adults. Well, maybe the A-Team to see Bradley Cooper, but that is it for the summer line up.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I haven't seen anything worth watching either. Just waiting for Wall Street 2.
ReplyDeletewhen does that come out? I am counting down for Harry Potter in November. I really want to go to the theme park in FL, too.
ReplyDeleteSalt actually looks okay, I forgot about that one.
Almost no movies coming out are aimed at adults, KB. Same thing with almost all of the music coming out.
ReplyDeleteI think September or October. And yeah, I forgot about Harry Pussy Potter coming out.
ReplyDeleteyou take that back, Sours! HP is awesome.
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one who envisions Anon with red, bulging eyes and a blood vessel in his right temple throbbing when he posts here sometimes? I used to think he just missed one of his pills but now I am starting to think it's the heat.
Yeah, Harry Potter is cool. I think I'm going to dress up as him for Halloween.
ReplyDeleteoh my gosh, that reminds me of an event I went to for the release of the last book (or maybe it was the 6th?), it was awesome.
ReplyDeleteDumbledore, Hagrid, the herbology instuctor, Mad eye moody, Hp, Hermione, Ron, Draco, Prof. Snape, Prof. McGonnagle (or however you spell it), Ginny, the twins, Crabbe and Goyle, Voldemort, and even Dobby were all there! It was freakin awesome and if I woulda known people were gonna do that I would've took my camera. I was seriously bummed I missed out on photo op. Maybe at the themepark I will get a chance.
I gotta roll out for a bit, see ya guys
Hey Oz, I posted that pic of that Queef.
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