Friday, June 18, 2010
Mom of the Year
Now those are some kids that are going to end up respecting women. And I never knew macaroni could be used to act sexy. That's something you ladies might consider working into your repertoire.
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There's so many things you can point out that are wrong on this video.
ReplyDeleteAnd DG, if Cocoa doesn't like bacon grease, you think if I used baby oil that would work?
ReplyDeleteAt the beginning she reminds me of a man. She looks like Keenan Thompson from Saturday Night Live.
ReplyDeleteYo whatup all! Please move to South Carolina and vote fo me niggas!
ReplyDeleteYoyo, check this out, If Spurs, my man, sported a blond wig hes looks just like biatch Ann Coulter.
That's really funny Alvin.
ReplyDeleteuh, wtf is this man? You going kaffir on me Spurs?
ReplyDeleteMan, this video is like a train wreck. You might as well put that kid in the diapers in the scared straight program before he hits four and it's too late.
ReplyDeleteLMAO.. that is so funny..
ReplyDeleteYeah, it's funny and sad at the same time. I can't believe she used the macaroni.
ReplyDeleteI am going to shower myself with beef jerky next time I do a strip tease
ReplyDeleteNow that would be hot.
ReplyDeleteand the little one was trying his hardest to shove fake money into her belly button..
ReplyDeleteYep, and I liked how she grabbed his head. And I also liked how the kid picked up the fake money and threw it at her.
ReplyDeleteAstrid, I think I would pay to see you shower yourself with jerky.
ReplyDeleteit just kept getting worse and worse.. fake money, whip cream, then macaroni
ReplyDeleteExactly. That whip cream move needs some work.
ReplyDeleteI liked how the older one jumped up in the cam and was trying to act thug or something... He was probably dreaming it was his rap video.
ReplyDeleteThat sounds about right in line with your thinking Ann. I still can't believe that goof won.
ReplyDelete2dirty.. are you watching Ronaldo in the world cup.. he isn't scoring, what is up with that
ReplyDeleteSpurs, did you hear anything about the Justice Department supposedly planning to sue Arizona?
ReplyDeleteSue them for what? That is such BS. And Astrid, don't change the subject. You still owe me and Spurs a pole dance videow. :)
ReplyDeleteYes I did EV. Hillary said that.
ReplyDelete"video"
ReplyDeleteTake a guess what they're suing them for.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, 2dirty4u, she does owe us that.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you think of that EV?
ReplyDeleteIt's interesting.
ReplyDeleteIndeed, it will be interesting to see how that goes down.
ReplyDeleteThat was disgusting... why did she have stuff written all over her face like lil Wayne? and why did she think it was acceptable to wear a half shirt... I don't even wear half shirts and my stomach doesn't even touch my thighs.
ReplyDeleteI also enjoyed the belly button stuffing. She had to have been on X or something.
What's up Elfie? Yeah, that half shirt needs to be retired.
ReplyDeletei thought travis the chimp was killed by the cops when he went berserk? why is he on here dancing?
ReplyDeletethats a nice bacon grease stained shirt.
ReplyDeleteTravis the Chimp? Funny reference Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteI'm really digging the gut.
ReplyDeletethis chick is about as rough as 5 miles of dirt road thru the rockies.
ReplyDeleteit looks like a tire tube filled with jello hanging out everywhere. strange that she would find this okay to do with her kids.
ReplyDeleteuh, does she have 5 o'clock shadow?
ReplyDeleteGood ones Anonymous. As far as the 5 o'clock shadow? That's sexy.
ReplyDeleteShe's a 5 star trick, you better respect her.
ReplyDeleteIt really is.
ReplyDeleteSours for the LOVE OF GOD will you call my phone for me? I've lost it somewhere in my house. I'm goign to go insane if I dont find it soon
ReplyDeleteso was lindsay back last night?
ReplyDeleteI don't have your number Elfie. You'll have to e-mail it to me.
ReplyDeleteShe was around earlier today Anonymous. She's been around a few times and left comments.
ReplyDeleteOh man... seriously? Well dang.
ReplyDeleteYep, bummer. I had it at one time, but that was long ago. I was going to send you some nude pics of me on your phone.
ReplyDeleteman....i need to start signing in so nobody can namejack me. this anonymous moniker is sacred. like the spear of destiny.
ReplyDeletewhy dont you be anonymous coward like on that religious fanatic site?
ReplyDeleteIt is like the spear of destiny.
ReplyDeletei dont believe in religion. its lame. im going to get a profile pic that nobody is ever gonna want to right click save. bee-leet dat!
ReplyDeleteCan't wait to see that.
ReplyDeleteGoinf crazy w/o phone...
ReplyDeleteand it's all your fault Sours.
i wonder if hitler really had that?
ReplyDeletePlease spare us and don't post Drew's penis, ok?
ReplyDeleteI found your number Skeets. I just tried calling it.
ReplyDeleteWhat's that Anonymous?
ReplyDeletehmmmm try it again... please? I gotta walk around my house cause it's on vibrate
ReplyDeleteAll right, I'll try it now.
ReplyDeleteHaha! Found it! YES!
ReplyDeleteok. here it is.
ReplyDeleteThanks man, you saved my life.
ReplyDeleteYou found it?
ReplyDeletedo you remember that mom that shot and killed her son a couple of years back at a shooting range? well, thats my pic right before she pulled the trigger.
ReplyDeleteYep... in my backyard!
ReplyDeleteGood one man.
ReplyDeleteI don't remember that story. That's nuts.
ReplyDeleteWell Skeets, it went to voice mail, so I didn't know. Way to leave me hanging.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.noob.us/miscellaneous/mom-kills-son-then-self-at-shooting-range-graphic/
ReplyDeleteSorry, did you want me to pick up so you could hear my "sexy little lisp"?
ReplyDeleteMan, that is messed up.
ReplyDeleteYes, I was going to start making grunting sounds as soon as you said hello.
ReplyDeletepeople are fucked up nowadays. thats why you need a gun.
ReplyDeleteIt's like a jungle sometimes, it makes me wonder how I keep from going under.
ReplyDeleteI agree Anonymous. I like how in New York you can't carry a gun, and fucking moron politicians think that's going to cut down on crime.
ReplyDeleteThat is a messed up story!
ReplyDeleteIt's a concrete jungle Skeets. Get in the game or sit on the sidelines.
ReplyDeleteWhat makes them think that people who don't obey laws about not murdering and robing people are going to follow a stupid law about not carrying a gun?
ReplyDeleteelfie, a well armed society is a well behaved society.
ReplyDeleteExactly right Elfie.
ReplyDeleteSo what would you think if the Justice Department sues AZ, Anonymous?
ReplyDeleteAgree. It would surprise me if AZ can uphold the law though. Find out real soon.
ReplyDeleteheres how i see it. america bought the land from mexico legally so america owns it. but you have these liberal cunts crying that arizona and cali and so on used to be mexico so they are entitled to live here. so if you buy a car from a private citizen does that give them the right to come and get your car and use it as they please whenever they feel like it? afterall, it USED to be theirs.
ReplyDeletefuck the mexicants and fuck the liberal administration.
ReplyDeleteGreat analogy. There's a ton of illegals (not just Mexicans) in New York and other states, so that shit argument can go.
ReplyDeleteDid you see that law that Lieberman proposed that would give Obama like a kill switch to the internet just in cause of a cyber attack? You can compare that to Bush's phone tapping shit, and I agree to a certain extent that was wrong, but this takes the cake.
ReplyDeleteWhat would you do to close the border? Build a wall? It seems that would be the only viable solution. But they'd have to get rid of the underground tunnels too.
ReplyDeletespurs, let me ask you something. if their were people from another country illegally crossing our borders with firearms what would you call it?
ReplyDeleteAn invasion or attack.
ReplyDeletewhat would i do? dig a fucking moat thats 50 feet deep and give orders to the border patrol to shoot on sight. hey...9-11 remember? we have to keep our borders secure.
ReplyDeletean invasion or attack....thats exactly what we are going thru with mexico. its not immigration...its fucking invasion.
ReplyDeleteWell, I think the only way it would be really taken seriously is if there's another terrorist attack and they can prove that they crossed in from Mexico. Until then I just think the issue will be kicked around for awhile, going through the motions.
ReplyDeleteThere are always different signs that one should not wear a shirt too small. Rule #4576: If someone attempts to shove money in your fat rolls, you probably should not be wearing that shirt.
ReplyDeleteGood rule DG.
ReplyDeletewhat about that rancher that was killed by drug smuggling mexicans? or that sheriffs deputy that got shot by drug smugglers?
ReplyDeleteHas everyone here already seen Valentines Day or never plan on seeing it?
ReplyDeleteBecause I'm giving a spoiler warning now.
http://www.azcentral.com/community/pinal/articles/2010/04/30/20100430pinal-county-deputy-shot-immigrant30-ON.html
ReplyDeletehttp://www.foxnews.com/us/2010/03/29/illegal-immigrant-suspected-killing-arizona-rancher/
I remember those stories Anonymous. Messed up.
ReplyDeleteI haven't DG. No plans to. Was it good?
ReplyDeleteanyways, im out for now. see you all tomorrow and i cant wait for the possible retarded comebacks to my comments.
ReplyDeleteLater on Anonymous. Have a nice night.
ReplyDeleteI hope Anon is over 35 because I am voting him for president.
ReplyDeleteCompletely. When I go to the polls in November, I'm writing in AZ Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteIt was alright but here goes:
ReplyDeleteDO NOT READ BELOW IF YOU ARE GOING TO WATCH VALENTINE'S DAY:
Bradley turned out to be gay in the movie.
What?!!!
ReplyDeleteI see that movie has a lot of "stars" in it.
ReplyDeleteIt got slammed at rotten tomatoes.
ReplyDeleteIt was only ok. For that many stars in it I'm surprised it wasn't better.
ReplyDeleteBut surprisingly The Karate Kid wasn't that bad.
You can never really trust movie review sites. Not if you like to see good films. Even IMDB has some bombs on their top 250.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up, Spurs?
When did you see that DG?
ReplyDeleteNot much EV, what are you up to?
ReplyDeleteNothing. Eating a sandwich.
ReplyDeleteAnd watching Jimmy Kimmel, wishing he would have just died years ago.
ReplyDeleteCool. Casino is on HBO, even though I've seen it a million times, it's on my tv.
ReplyDeleteNot a fan of Kimmel?
ReplyDeleteNow Access Hollywood is on. Finally, some quality programming.
ReplyDeleteI still haven't seen Casino. I have it, though.
You'd like it. Pesci is great.
ReplyDeleteOprah is on. I find this show is a great source of comic relief.
ReplyDeleteToday's topic, manipulative men. 'I started thinking something wasn't right when I noticed the tan lines on his ring finger.' Good old Oprah.
Funny EV. That sounds about right.
ReplyDeleteIt seems like every Oprah episode is about cheating men. I wonder when they will have the 'is marriage a legitimate institution?' show. Probably never.
ReplyDeleteShe better make it quick. She's going to go off the air soon.
ReplyDeleteReally? Don't play with my emotions, Sours.
ReplyDeleteI'm not playing. She's moving to her own network. They say she'll do a nighttime show or something like that. But yes, she'll be off whatever main channel she's own pretty soon.
ReplyDeleteI just read some site to make sure. She's gone in 2011.
ReplyDeleteDoesn't matter. The network she's on now will just replace her show with some other dumb shit aimed at housewives.
ReplyDeleteChannel 3 is damn near the local version of Lifetime.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah that will. I saw some mention of someone replacing her. I forgot who it was, but it was no one to get even remotely excited about. Men are evil will continue to be the underlying theme.
ReplyDeleteWell man, I need to get some sleep. Later on.
ReplyDeleteLater.
ReplyDeleteShrek Forever After in 3D was really good.
ReplyDeleteRumpelstiltskin is the villain and sends Shrek spinning into an alternate universe where Far Far Away is a far different place.
In the parallel world, Rumple is the ruler and has enslaved all the ogres aside from a small group of insurgents calling themselves "The Resistance." "The Resistance" is led by... none other than, Princess Fiona- who is more like a Warrior Princess.
Ill stop there so as not to ruin it for all of you, who I'm sure are quite anxious to see it now!
http://www.heyuguys.co.uk/images/2010/04/Shrek-Forever-After-Poster-april.jpg
ReplyDeletehttp://www.iwatchstuff.com/2010/03/25/shrek-forever-after-wmwa.jpg
http://www.shrek4online.com/wp-content/uploads/Shrek-forever-after-shrek-4.jpg
http://www.bsckids.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/shrek-forever-after-poster-3.jpg
The story about the mother killing the son is just horrible. It killed the Shrek F.A. glow I had around me. I cant believe I never even heard about this.
ReplyDeleteI found a more in depth article about it... unbelievable. It's a shame no one was able to reach out to this lady and talk on the level with her before she made such a drastic mistake because she misunderstood her situation. Sad.
Here is the link:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30109090/
Moore said she could have killed only herself but felt she had to "save" her son and do it in a public way so the world could also be saved. "Hopefully when I die, there will 1,000 years of peace."
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'd say she misunderstood her situation.
r.i.p. manute bol.
ReplyDeletewe live in an f'd up world!
ReplyDeleteI just watched the video in this post. That's pretty disturbing.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I saw Manute Bol died Anonymous. That guy was fun to watch.
ReplyDeleteWe do 2d4u.
ReplyDeleteTo say the least EV.
ReplyDeleteIndeed. But she did help save the world. After all, there really are no big problems happening right now.
ReplyDeleteI thought you were the one who told me about him being gay in that movie, DG. I remember knowing about that when they showed it inthe movie.
ReplyDeleteI saw Toy Story 3 today. It was the best movie since HP and the Half Blood Prince. I was pissed that so many kid's were making noise there though. Inconsiderate jerks.
wow, this chick is beat. she looks like a man, no wonder she is a single mom, i wouldnt want to admit i hit that. gross.
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on kinkyb!tch? You should have slapped the kids.
ReplyDeleteYes, she is gross.
ReplyDeleteForever young, I want to be, Forever Young...
ReplyDeleteDo you really want to live forever, forever?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQRACfzpjF8
ReplyDeleteSPURS FAN said....
ReplyDelete"But she did help save the world. After all, there really are no big problems happening right now."
Alright, alright... she's dead now. It's over and done with. Whatever she did or didn't do, she lost her life.
There is no punishment worse than that.
Let her RIP.
I'd say you take Cocoa over to her grave and have him take a dump on it as well.
ReplyDeleteIt's like this DG:
ReplyDeleteI'm not saying she was right. I'm not saying it wasn't completely f*cked up what she did.
I'm not saying she deserves to go to heaven.
I'm also not going to act like it's even my place to be passing final judgements on people or deciding where they deserve to go when they die.
Thats between her and God. And really, we don't know what was going through her head or what might have 'gotten into her' rather, to make her do something so outlandishly horrendous.
There's some wack shit going on in the world. Just look at the MMA fighter who ripped his partner's heart out of his chest, and the lady who beheaded her infant and proceeded to eat its brains.... both completely unspeakable acts of terror that just make no sense whatsoever.
Ah, but let's ponder for a moment, whats the common denominator in each of the three incidents? Think about it.
P.S. Im sure I don't have to tell you, there is way more being said with this story than it would appear at first glance.
ReplyDeleteThere is no doubt, a strong comparison being made here, and one with serious implications to go with it.
Marie wanted to save (so loved) the world, that she gave her (one and only) son, to be shot dead (crucified) in public, so that we might live in peace.
So, if we are sitting here spitting and condemning Marie, who else are we spitting on?
Think about it.