Wednesday, June 2, 2010
Uganda Rules
This video is great. It's news to me that the gays "eat da poo poo", but now that I know that, I agree with them. Stay away from me too. I think the shot at Oilbama was unnecessary, but whatever.
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go back and answer my questions real quick
ReplyDeleteI did. Do you think you can actually change it?
ReplyDeletekb, spend the $29.95.
ReplyDeleteThat's what I was thinking.
ReplyDeleteI already did it. and it is never 29.95 when a chick goes in to those places, you car salesmen know that.
ReplyDeleteWell, congrats kinkyb!tch. That's good you did it yourself. And you're right, you probably would have gotten jacked had you taken it to get changed.
ReplyDeleteOf course your engine will probably blow up in about two weeks, but hey, you saved some cash.
it is really easy, I just opened the hood and checked the dipstick and added some, but I am just confused about one thing, or rather am skeptical about adding more cause my dipstick does not say "max" or "min" on it, it jsut has the hash marks. im waiting a few more mins then im gonna see if it is within the levels, it wasnt before i added the oil.
ReplyDeleteyou know even if i doit right, warden is gonna be all huffy when he hears about it. he is so lame sometimes.
So you didn't really change the oil, you just added some?
ReplyDeletemy engine will not blow up. will it?
ReplyDeletesours, be serious right now. it is the right kinda oil...and it seriously is so easy, you just open the hood, check the dipstick, if it is not in the hashmarks you add oil, which is on the other side of the engine, the lid has a label that says "oil goes here" for chicks like me. and so i added some with our funnel.
Once again, congrats on adding oil.
ReplyDeleteyeah, that is what i needed to do, just add some.
ReplyDeletedid i ever tell you that story about me taking down the christmas lights?
and i changed my wiper blades earlier, too. it wouldve been like 20 bucks if i went somewhere (plus like 87 other things some kid woulda told me was wrong with my truck), but it cost me 7 bucks and took me like 3 minutes.
ReplyDeletei wonder what else i can do today around here...
this video is so funny. i love the reactions on their faces as that guy simulates eating and smearing of 'dah poo-poo'.
ReplyDeleteWhat was the deal with the Christmas lights kinkyb!tch?
ReplyDeleteYeah that is so not changing your oil KB. Jesus Christ. And there is no fucking way you can change your own oil. For the love of god, its $29, at most they can get you for is like $60, quit being a jew. 2008 CLK's oil change is only $75 and thats the most expensive one i have ever heard of.
ReplyDeletelike ice cream? I mean really, did he have to ruin ice cream like that for everyone else? Asshole.
ReplyDeleteYou changed your wiper blades too? You should work in a pit crew!
ReplyDeleteAnonymous, I agree. I think the video is funny.
ReplyDeleteyeah, adding oil isnt the same as changing your oil. you can stop patting yourself on the back now, patty o'file.
ReplyDeletealso, that guy seems to know alot about what happens from just looking at one picture. i wonder what he would think of 2 girls 1 cup.
ReplyDeleteI agree with Oz kinkyb!tch. Just have them change the oil. Don't fall for the fuel injection service and all the other shit they try to pawn off on you.
ReplyDeleteAnd hey, how's Doug doing? Haven't heard about that guy in awhile.
I've done it before KB but coulDnt get the filter off. I say pay the $29.95 too... although I must say to change my oil it is actually more along the lines of $75.00
ReplyDeleteOh they'd have a field day with 2 Girls, 1 cup.
ReplyDeleteWhat are you driving Skeets? A tank?
ReplyDeleteyeah, what makes your car so much more?
ReplyDeleteno, i like being a jew, WOP. I didnt really do it, stoopids.
ReplyDeleteThe lights, oh man, wardenw would not take them down and it was pissing me off, so one day I started to take some down that I could reach just using a chair. Well that looked tacky so I decided I would get on top of the house from the patio (lowest point) so I got a ladder and went up there. It took me like 20 mins to climb the ladder cause I am afraid of heights, but by that time I was deadset on getting those effin lights down that day. So as I finally get to the top and stand up there, I realize it is a lot higher than I anticipated, and I was slipping as I tried to climb higher (I was in flip flops, standard AZ winter shoes here). So I sat down on the patio roof. I saw a dude across the way looking at me and even pointed me out to his son...asshole will get no Christmas goodies from me this year, that is for sure. So after like 10 mins I decide I will try to climb down...yeah, I was WAY higher than I thought I was going to be, there was no way I was going to climb down. So I check my cellphone, it was almost time for warden tocome home, so I just chilled on the roof for a bit. Well, like 15mins pass and im like wtf, he is taking forever...so I call him and ask if hes almost home and he says yeah...like 15 more mins pass, im like dude, seriously, come home, i need your help (but i didnt want to tell him why)...again like 10 more mins, finally i had to tell him why he needed to come home fast. He was so pissed. It was actually kinda funny at first..he was all wtf, why do always do stuff like, you could really hurt yourself, just calm down, who cares if the lights are up past the holiday. then the more i thought about i was pissed, i was like fuck you, i can do whatever i want (as i sat trapped on top of the roof), so I just said a quick prayer and climbed down before he got home.
but he took the lights down when he came home.
hes good, spurs. i think hes hot out there, but i dont want to let him in, then he will jump on my favorite spot on the couch.
ReplyDeleteThat was a funny story kinkyb!tch. The real question should be why was it taking him so long to get home? What was he doing?
ReplyDeleteAnd your neighbor sounds like a dick.
So you just leave him outside all the time?
ReplyDeletehe was at the bar
ReplyDeleteno, i let him in sometimes, but earlier I had errands to run and i didnt know how long i would be so i let him outside so he wouldnt get bored inside.
ReplyDeletemaybe he was at the arena fucking a fictional bartender?
ReplyDeletebored=chews up all my stuff and I dont want to have to kill him for chewing up more stuff
ReplyDeleteYeah, I was wondering about Doug because you used to put pics of him up all the time, and I haven't seen anyting of him lately.
ReplyDeleteI was wondering if he finally escaped.
"bored=chews up all my stuff and I dont want to have to kill him for chewing up more stuff"
ReplyDeleteUnderstandable.
I drive an Acura... everything is more expensive and I get the synthetic oil and do it at the Dealership, it's really $78.95 but I get a discount cause they think the mechanic there is my cousin (haha) and end up paying about $50.
ReplyDeletewhat brand of oil do you use? because synthetic oil is supposed to last longer than standard oil.
ReplyDeletealso, an acura is the same as a honda. so really theres no reason for it to be any more expensive.
ReplyDeleteSince my puppy ate my couches my dogs aren't allowed loose in my house while I'm gone either. I have it set up so they can either go outside or into one of the kennels that is inside of the doorjamb in front of the open doogy doors, 2 doogie doors, 2 kennels but they always go into the smae one, which is large enough for them both anyway. For water they have big water bottle mounted to the side of the kennel (the kind you use for rabbits and such) that way their water stays clean and cold inside the house and they can't knock it over.
ReplyDeleteTaking it to the dealership? That's why you are getting jacked Skeets.
ReplyDeleteAn acura is basically the same as a honda, there a a few differences performance wise, as well as feature wise. My 4- cylinder TSX would smoke my friends 4- cylinder Accord of the same year.
ReplyDeleteI don't know what brand of oil they use but it does last longer, I change every 5-7K rather than every 3k.
You have a nice set up for your dogs.
ReplyDeleteDo you have a lot of miles on your car Skeets?
ReplyDeletei used to use amsoil and didnt need to change it as much. i could go 30k miles without having to change my oil. youre getting hosed, elfie.
ReplyDeleteDamn, 30,000 miles?
ReplyDeleteYeah, they have a pretty good set-up.
ReplyDeleteIt has 65k on it. I love my car, I wish it were black or royal blue instead of silver though. I cleared out my garage this weekend, so no more crakcheads breaking into it.
That's great you can finally park your car in there.
ReplyDeleteyeah. altho i never did go past 25k i could go to 30k. amsoil is the shit! but its like 8-9 bucks a quart.
ReplyDeleteYep. I had all this stuff I wanted to give away but couldnt get Salvation Army to come get it. SO I posted an ad on craigslist saying to come pick it up and 2 mins later someone called and 15 mins later my stuff was gone. It was all stuff I could have sold but didn't want the hassle. The people who took it were obviously not well off, I hope they make some money.
ReplyDeleteThat was nice of you to give it to them.
ReplyDeleteSynthetic oil is the shit.
ReplyDeleteElfie, your owner's manual will say to change your oil every 5k to 7500 miles. If the oil that comes out looks like the new oil going in, it's getting changed too often.
kbeezy, overfilling your engine is almost as bad as letting the oil get low, so check the level again before you drive the thing.
Boi howday nah! we done been eatin our doodoo forin yurs round herein the Ozirks
ReplyDeleteThe Ozarks sound like a sick place.
ReplyDeletelol.
ReplyDeleteIt's not like I'm well-off either but if there are things I don't need I'd rather someone take them and use them or sell them. I wont miss them and I don't really need the money from selling them you know? Last year I gave away a window a/c unit that I was still using because I found out this lady I kind of knew had recently lost her job and her a/c in her whole house broke the week of a heat wave. I have a/c and evap in the entire house and a window a/c in my room because the a/c does not go through the venting in the roof very well. But she needed it more than I, so I took it out of my window and gave it to her. There were times I needed help like that and people helped me out, so I like to pay it back you know?
ReplyDeleteThat's a great attitude Elfie.
ReplyDeleteWe cawls it ree sik lyn vittles
ReplyDeletewhut da hell is a/c?
ReplyDeletehahaha!!! yuck.
ReplyDeleteFunny CBT. And A/C is air conditioning.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteFunny CBT. And A/C is air conditioning."
Whut da hell? Round herein thees herein parts, ayre cunditinin is when ol grand mappy ate dem beans and goes about tootin haself
Funny. Do you sit behind grandmappy when she's "tootin" to feel the breeze?
ReplyDeletehey cbt, what does it smell like in 'the hollers' during summer? i cant imagine the humid, sticky, smelly air.
ReplyDeleteIt only smells like that in Fake CBT's Ozarks. The hollers are always 10 degrees cooler than anywhere else and the air smells fresh.
ReplyDeleteI imagine the air is fresh there.
ReplyDeleteExtremely so.
ReplyDeleteCBT said...
ReplyDeleteIt only smells like that in Fake CBT's Ozarks. The hollers are always 10 degrees cooler than anywhere else and the air smells fresh.
Awl hell naw thisin herein fake CBT no nuttin bout thees herein hollers tell ya whut ol fake ozarikin feller
it smell like maws and maws unly round hurr
Moss? That can't be good.
ReplyDeleteOh hellyeahf*ckyeah...what's happening Spurs? Elfie: I ended up passing out last night (wuss of a vampire I am turning out to be) anyways..i knew that you and wop were only "e-flirting" but I am SO HAPPY for you and your current relationship! I wish yall much luck and that is awesome what he did!! (Can he tutor my man to do at least two of those chores you mentioned?) lol
ReplyDeleteHey QB!
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on Queen Bee? Don't pay much attention to Skeets stories of her man. He's just playing "good guy" for now.
ReplyDeleteOh, and Wopness is known as Oz now.
Wop is Wop.
ReplyDeleteI have to call him WOP...well, now that I think about it...if he gets to change his name, I think I should too lol
ReplyDeleteHi CBT darling!
Well, he changed his "name" to "Ya'll know who it is", as if he's famous. So I changed it to Oz, being he used to be in prison.
ReplyDeleteLOL...that is funny...so OZ felt he had earned a little street cred did he? :)
ReplyDeleteI guess so. I think the paparazzi was hassling him, so he had to change identities.
ReplyDeletethats pretty funny
ReplyDeleteSo how's your day going so far Queen Bee?
ReplyDeleteWhats everyone been doing today? I just got tickets to go see the Toadies at House of Blues in July! \m/ \m/
ReplyDeleteThe Toadies huh?
ReplyDeleteAs for me, I'm just waiting for my Shrimp Lo Mein to get here. Ordering Chinese is about the most important thing I've accomplished today.
the toadies are still around?
ReplyDeleteI find that hard to believe Spurs...I'm sure youve been rescuing kittens stuck in trees havent you? Be honest now. lol
ReplyDeleteAnon: Yeah, I thought the same thing! lol I loved them when I was in h.s. and am so pumped to see them! Tyler is the best song of theirs IMO...
I rescue kittens at night Queen Bee.
ReplyDeleteTouche' pussycat lol
ReplyDeleteFunny Queen Bee.
ReplyDeleteThanks QB! He is a sweetie, don't believe what Sours and Wop say about him.. they've been drinkin too much haterade lately.
ReplyDeleteSours~ Did your read about that Joran Va Der Sloot guy who was suspected of killing Natalie Holloway in the Bahamas?
I did read that Skeets. I was thinking of posting it, but I decided not to. He's fucked now, and he should be.
ReplyDeleteWhy if he had gotten away with murder would he go and do it again. He is going to wish he was punished in the Bahamas before rather than Peru...
ReplyDeleteI agree. And his judge dad won't be able to help him out this time.
ReplyDeleteAnd his father is dead... daddy can't protect you now asshole.
ReplyDeleteI meant Aruba! DANG!
ReplyDeleteJinx Sours
I just watched this video... what a joke! That guy is worse then the fascist right-wing and their ridiculous scare tactics. Besides how can anyone take someone who keeps saying "poo-poo" seriously.
ReplyDeleteHis dad is dead?
ReplyDelete"Elfie said...
ReplyDeleteThanks QB! He is a sweetie, don't believe what Sours and Wop say about him.. they've been drinkin too much haterade lately.'
"drinking haterade"? what are we, poor black teenagers?
He just sounds like a phoney, half gay dweeb. Opinion, not haterade.
QB - Sup witcha???
I thought the video was funny Skeets.
ReplyDeleteYeah Skeets, Oz is right. We aren't drinking "haterade." (LAME)
ReplyDeleteOh shut it parrot (sours) and yeah haterade is a dumb term.
ReplyDeleteHe's not a phoney, just geniunely nice person.
Parrot? Good one Skeets.
ReplyDelete"He's not a phoney, just geniunely nice person"
ReplyDeleteHolla back in 9 months, the script shall be changed by then, guaranteed
Yep, I agree. Oops, look at me being a parrot again.
ReplyDeleteHoly mother of god, i just watched that vid, pure hilarity
ReplyDeleteIt is funny Oz.
ReplyDelete