Monday, July 12, 2010
Ari Golden- Ladies Man, Minor League Baseball hack, Magazine Publisher
Dear spurs,
I was wondering what your position was on Ari Golden. I mean, we all know how you feel about Nik, but what about his business partner and superagent, ari golden? Do you think he is good for the world or that he is worse than Nik? I am very interested Spurs!
Keep up the good work,
Sincerely,
Jerry F******
Thanks for the e-mail Jerry. I actually received this e-mail on the 2nd of July, didn't have a pic to go with it and I really don't know much about the guy, other than his lies and delusions of the chicks he pulls. But dirtyhater sent me some info on him, apparently Ari was on his way to becoming a Major Leaguer (he's 5'10"? Really? Nope.) After the organization told him his only future with them would be as a bat boy, he decided to become a magazine publisher. In any case, here he is looking like a total creeper with his Nik-like Easter Island head.
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Is this about Ari and Nick's trouble in paradise? I think it smells a little like ratings bullshit.
ReplyDeleteYeah, it's all bullshit man, no doubt. Just like the 86tristan was all make believe too.
ReplyDeleteAfter reading about his magazine publishing days, it's now apparent how he and Nik met.
ReplyDeleteI do give them credit. They do a pretty good job of selling those lies.
ReplyDeleteMaybe I should run around telling everyone that will listen how cool and special I am. It worked for Nik somehow, because all these tools think he is so great
ReplyDeleteYou should. Just do it on South Beach. I'm sure it will be something the ladies have never heard before.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I give them credit. But in the same breath, I have to say that I doubt this guy could infiltrate my crew.
ReplyDeleteYou hang out with some pretty cool people or what?
ReplyDeleteI mean, if I had no idea who this guy was and just met him on the street ranting and raving with all the same messages, I would not be interested in making friends with him or Ari. Furthermore, I do not know anyone who would give a shit about a midget with a Napoleon complex and bad attitude..... that is unless they had something else to offer.
ReplyDeleteMe and my friends are a bunch of nobodies. And we like it that way.
ReplyDeleteAll his "rants" are just for more hits. People have bought into it and commented. But they'll run that plot line into the ground way too fast.
ReplyDeleteMaybe my message is not translating that well, but I mean I dont see that sparkle in Nik that all his followers see. That is actually what led me to your page Spurs.
ReplyDeleteExactly Spurs.
ReplyDeleteI wish I had cool friends, what about you Spurs? You got any cool peeps hanging out with you?
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you found the site Miami. I saw where LeBron, Bosh, and Wade all had a get together in Miami. I almost puked.
ReplyDeleteNo, nobody wants to hang out with me.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha, I def understand that Spurs. I would puke too if I was not on this side of the fence.
ReplyDeleteThis moment just reminded me of this song.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cj9_yW8tZxs
Spurs are you into NFL also?
ReplyDeleteHe does have a Humpty nose.
ReplyDeleteThat was funny. And yeah, I'm a big fan of the Cowboys. Oz is a lowly fan of the Giants.
ReplyDeleteI take it you like the Dolphins?
ReplyDeleteWe actually double screwed Ohio in the span of 24 hours. We had gotten Seantrel Henderson too, who OSU was going after big time.
ReplyDeleteI do like the Dolphins but its been hard to watch the last few seasons.
ReplyDeleteI bet you miss the 'Canes days when Luther Campbell was around.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'm just glad Ricky is still with them.
ReplyDeleteI will watch any good game though unless it involves the Pats or Jets. They make my stomach turn.
ReplyDeleteI imagine.
ReplyDeletehahahah, Uncle Luke. Dont stop, get it, get it. Yeah, he did all the greasing for us. You even watch any of the ESPN 30 on 30 specials?
ReplyDeleteSpurs, did you used to hang with any of those guys from the dirty before or just work? You ever talk to any of them after you parted ways?
ReplyDeleteI did watch the 30 for 30 specials. I like the one with Miami, but the Reggie Miller one was the best.
ReplyDeleteI never worked there before man. I just used to comment over there. And yeah, I've e-mailed them a number of times and talked to Ari a couple of times since I started the site.
ReplyDeleteMerlin's the best sport about it. She has a good sense of humor.
yeah thats an awesome one with Miller. My bad spurs, I thought you had worked over there at one time. I only know part of the story.
ReplyDeleteNo big deal. A few people have thought I worked there. The one with the USFL was pretty good too. So was the Bias one. Still think Miller's was the best.
ReplyDeleteI am awaiting the next Hard Knock's series on HBO, that is the shit also.
ReplyDeleteYeah, Hard Knock's is great. It's on the Jets though.
ReplyDeleteOh thats right, my cousin was saying that. Oh well, it might change my opinion on some of their players.
ReplyDeleteI do like Ryan. He's funny.
ReplyDeleteSo Spurs, not to beat a dead horse, but, did you used to party with the dirty guys or something? It seems like you have alot of inside knowledge on their crew.
ReplyDeleteI like Sanchez too, he seems like a decent guy. I read an article on him and supposedly he is pretty down to earth. Hopefully that doesnt change with time. That being said, I still hate the J-E-T-S!!!
ReplyDeleteI've been to a couple of their parties. The only info I have received about them have been from other people. I don't know anything about them personally.
ReplyDeleteFrank Dimaggio Jr. is actually Ari Golden's real name?
ReplyDeleteCarroll left that program in the shitter.
ReplyDeleteYes Anonymous, that's his name.
ReplyDeleteThats cool. I was just curious. So Spurs, you dont so any hard core TX partying on the weekends now?
ReplyDeleteI partied in Dallas twice. One time with some chicks from UT Austin. I have to say the guy to girl ratio was very nice at the clubs I went to.
ReplyDeleteNope. I used to in my 20's, but I got burned out of that scene.
ReplyDeleteYeah, there are a lot of beautiful Austin (UT) women.
ReplyDeleteAt 32 I have slowed a bit also. But every now and then I'll dust off my dancing shoes and pick-up lines. I heart whores.
ReplyDeleteI take it there are plenty of whores in Miami?
ReplyDeleteToo many brother. It is not as fun to live among the whores. I believe its fun to live with stability and normalcy. When you have that you can just visit the land of the whores and leave when things get too dirty.
ReplyDeleteFunny man, great theory.
ReplyDeletePartying and hooking up with chicks was everything up until my late 20's. That got old. Especially since 90% of the chicks love the blow too much. I like waking up at 7-8am and feeling refreshed. Partying all night makes you age and you feel like you took a time machine after because you lost so many hours while sleeping.
ReplyDeleteCouldn't agree more. I can imagine how bad the partying can get there.
ReplyDeletethat 90% is of the party-girls in Miami, btw.
ReplyDeleteI figured that.
ReplyDeleteBefore I was working for the P.E. group where I am now, I worked as a Sales Manager for a company in Brickell Miami, which is off of downtown Miami. It looks like downtown but newer and cleaner. I went through a few years of partying with my boss 4-5 times a week. Different women everyday, different bars and strip clubs everyday, smoking and drinking and some other party favors non stop. Its like I went to work (most of the time late)to check on my employees, check on client complaints, relax till 3-4 them party all night. It was sweet at first, but it began to turn sour very fast.
ReplyDeleteHow long did you last?
ReplyDeleteDude, I starting working there in the best shape of my life. When I left I had a gut and my suits would fit tight, hahahaha, that took a few years off my life for sure. Neverheless, I am still standing!!!
ReplyDeleteAny one I have ever done an interview with or spoken with who knew Ari aka Frank on a personal level said he is a complete FAG! He is only five seven, not five 10 , he is 39 not 37 and he carries his dog in his man bag! I am pretty sure he is only hiding his homo by 'slayingchiks' lol
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Pam? Based on the interview about his magazine publisher days, he's only 34 now.
ReplyDeleteari looks like a molester/lurker. i bet he peeps over bathroom stalls.
ReplyDeleteHe does. Funny Anonymous, I changed that last line to him looking like a creeper.
ReplyDeleteI was there for 3 years my man. It was crazy. My buddy owned the company and we were clearing $5 million net my first year and we had 5% growth per year (over the years I was there). So we would just party party party. My boss was all to willing to part and expense everything. It was great and horrible all at the same time.
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of business was it? And is it still around?
ReplyDeleteAnonymous:
ReplyDeleteHe really has an Easter Island head too.
I walk my dogs. They would be pissed at me if I put the in a small bag or some gay carriage.
ReplyDeleteYeah it was a local courier service. They are still around but not doing as well as they once did. Exec2000 Courier Systems. Had alot of the big law firms you here about in the news.
ReplyDeleteeaster island head, hahahahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteIt's Wopness Pamela. I just called him Oz (HBO show) because he was a prisoner at one time. So he's a good sport and went with the name.
ReplyDeleteHe is 39, pretty sure he is they can usually use fake ages lol. The person I was speaking with had to have actual valid ID to speak with him for what we were doing and she was telling me on a lets make fun of Ari level. Also, he throws tantrums he slept with a girl who had slept with a guy I knew for a while and hooked up with and had cocked blocked Ari so then he came for me asking me for info on my friend and put him on dirty blast for a week straight then my friend had them taken down legally. He is a total tool, and we all know that shit is so staged, just as staged as everything else.
ReplyDeleteMiami:
ReplyDeleteAnonymous thought of that for Nik, but Ari really has one.
wow, thats true. Nik has one more prominent than Ari. hahahaahha
ReplyDeleteWell said Pam.
ReplyDeletePamela,
ReplyDeletedid you shag that Marvin dude in the video. I know he is gay, but you guys were flashing so much and so close that I cant understand how nobody got poked.
Just doesnt compute for some reason. I feel like, gay guys might be converted when in the presence of vag.
ReplyDeleteMiami : no lol, we have been best friends for two and a half years so being naked with each other is kind of routine . I would vomit if we ever touched, we made out for a best once and I saw him cry in a corner for a while lol.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteNo, nobody wants to hang out with me."
That was a fuckin' shockin' revelation.
I take it you meant "bet" Pam, but that's funny.
ReplyDeleteGood one Hillbilly.
ReplyDeletehahahaahahaha, yeah I'm gay too. You and all your girlfriends should come over and we'll sit there and flash each other all night.... real hard.
ReplyDeleteHey Pam, your mom ever ask you about the other night?
ReplyDeletebet *
ReplyDeleteno she just told me i was drunk and made the house smell like alcohol haha, miami are you a guy ?
ReplyDeleteI like to think so.
ReplyDeleteso your into guys ? where are you from!
ReplyDeleteWhat's long and hard on a hillbilly?
ReplyDelete4th grade.
ReplyDeletesure if you and your girls wanna hang out and flash me, then consider me Liberace. And you may find this as a surprise, but I'm from Miami.
ReplyDeletePam, I think Miami likes Marvin.
ReplyDeleteNo CBT, I am a lesbian
ReplyDeleteWell we can flash you, but miami is really far away and you seem very horny in your words. Are you sure your not a woman pretending to be a man ? whose a lesbian ?
ReplyDeleteThey say we are what we eat...
ReplyDeletelol we had the same concept!
ReplyDeleteMarvin would have had my respect if he mounted Pamela and said some gangsta shit.... he didnt though.
ReplyDeleteRoy that saying is retarded I just ate hashbrowns, I am pretty fucking sure I am not a fucking HASHBROWN
ReplyDeletePamela,
ReplyDeleteI am a man, I like vagina.
Miami, Marvin's more woman than you'll ever have and more man than you'll ever be. Snap.
ReplyDeleteNice rip on Roy Pam.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm glad your mom didn't ask you anything about it.
ReplyDeletemiami you dont got to lie to kick it
ReplyDeleteYes thank you CBT.
ReplyDeleteYeah, Pam, it is retarded. It would mean I'm biscuits and gravy.
ReplyDeletePamela,
ReplyDeleteI was joking with you sugar. Spurs, did you follow the joke?
But seriously, Marvin should have gone for the full mount.
ReplyDeleteI was not ripping on Roy, I just get highly irritated when I hear the same quote for the 100th time from the same person, some times diversion is a good thing and we can let go of retarded sayings.
ReplyDeleteOn a lighter note, I really love hashbrowns.
I followed the joke.
ReplyDeleteMarvin has mounted me we were drunk I didnt know why he was undressing lol .
ReplyDeleteForgive me Pam. You were just trying to help Roy.
ReplyDeleteMarvin is perverted then, I was right.
ReplyDeleteI've been a completely worthless bastard today, even more so than usual. All I've accomplished is hiring a couple of the Bennedict boys to finish my fence. I am becoming an expert on Atlantis theories.
ReplyDeleteOf course marvin is perverted !
ReplyDeleteAt least you are learning something CBT.
ReplyDeleteI was torn when watching the video, it was cool cause Pamela flashed, but then Marvin flashed and I couldn't complete the video. No offense to your friend Pamela.
ReplyDeletebut before anyone goes after me...all perverts are not gays.
ReplyDeleteIf it isn't kinkyb!tch. What a glorious day.
ReplyDeletePam, I've never used that saying here, nor have I used it since my first year of college, back when Atlantis was still above water.
ReplyDeleteHow's it going kinkyb!tch?
ReplyDeletehahahaha kb
ReplyDeleteRoy why do you tell people you tried buying me, I am not a hooker. I have beef with you. and yes - you have.
ReplyDeleteHi kbeezy. The Warden let you turn on your computer?
ReplyDeleteit's going Sours, how are you? Miami, I followed the joke. I almost did believe you were gay though, idk why. Maybe it's the city?
ReplyDeleteNice theory you have there kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteYeah Roy, why did you do that?
ReplyDeleteIt's going for me to kinkyb!tch. You do anything exciting over the weekend?
ReplyDeleteCeebs, just cause Francis is not around does not mean you can direct those lines you reserved for him towards me.
ReplyDelete*too*
ReplyDeletePam, you told that on here. I never said a word until after that, and then only in my defense.
ReplyDeleteOoohhh. He basically told you to "spin off" Pam.
ReplyDeleteAnd Pam, I wasn't trying to turn you into a hooker, maybe a long distance sugar baby, but not a hooker.
ReplyDeleteOh well I was not on drugs I was just in Vegas, my bad! I think buying me for 1000 for two days is a bad offer, for 2000 yes because really if we break it down to the hour I am worth more than that!
ReplyDeleteYeah Ceebs, why did you offer Pam $1k to bang? That is really low, I don't care how much pussy you've got in life.
ReplyDeleteI rescued a kitten from a tree, saved a boy who almost drowned, donated money to Haiti and that BP mess. Rubbed it out to this cute guy I met a few months back that is stalking me. Nothing special.
I guess thanks KB?
ReplyDeletePam:
ReplyDeleteWell, you did some blow once.
Sounds like an ordinary weekend kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDelete$2k for 2 days? What does that entail? Not that I am interested in accepting, but I always wondered when people make deals like that.....like does the person paying say "I'll give you 2k for 2 days of whatever I want to do to you" or is it just like "2k for 2 days of sex only"?
ReplyDelete"Pamela said...
ReplyDeleteOh well I was not on drugs I was just in Vegas, my bad! I think buying me for 1000 for two days is a bad offer, for 2000 yes because really if we break it down to the hour I am worth more than that!"
I'd go three days for 2k and airfare, Pam.
I did blow three times the whole time I was in Vegas, the first week and I also slit my wrists the first week we all know. Thats life, I am a grown up enough that I go through worse times than doing blow or being stranded in Vegas now ( getting kicked out of the ex's and having no money in socal ) that I pulled myself together and drove 1102 miles on my own home, that shows my mental stability as at a all time time.
ReplyDeleteThat was kind of off topic, but I felt like sharing.
is KB a dude?
ReplyDeletewhat? Spin off, Miami!
ReplyDeletePamela,
ReplyDeletehow old are you?
".....like does the person paying say "I'll give you 2k for 2 days of whatever I want to do to you" or is it just like "2k for 2 days of sex only"?"
ReplyDeleteGood question kinkyb!tch.
I would not sale my body for 2k for three days 1k for 1 hour or 3k for ten minutes, I dont like the idea of prostitution or what it holds or represents. So Roy when a 21 year old girl is living in Vegas I think it is very incensitive of you to think of your own animal needs of sex and try to lure her in with your money that is like candy. I am glad I was strong enough to say no, because I can't handle anymore baggage.
ReplyDeleteI never really liked blow myself, Pam. Or maybe I should say, it never gave me the high that everyone else seems to get. I was kinda dull and the drainage--gross.
ReplyDeletesorry kb, when you said rub one out, I thought you were a dude.
ReplyDeleteI am 21
ReplyDelete"That was kind of off topic, but I felt like sharing."
ReplyDeleteThat's cool Pam. In any case, you'll have some memories down the line.
Blow made me go insane, maybe because I take adderall and anxiety medicine and drank too.. thats like a lindsey lohan kind of cocktail .
ReplyDeleteOh. Well I say all kinds of things like that, get used to it.
ReplyDeleteYeah Roy, you predator.
ReplyDelete21 and a half.
ReplyDeleteAnd Pam, I was only teasing that last time.
Pam, if Roy was young and your type, would you have done it? I am being serious. Sometimes I think it is no big deal if people want to do it, but I think that the stigma of it all is what eats people afterwards.
ReplyDeleteYeah Miami, kinkyb!tch is a perv. She also dated a child molester (no lie).
ReplyDeletePamela,
ReplyDeleteGood choice. Dont sell yourself and dont swallow blood after biting dongs anymore. Those things will not take you too far,... especially the latter.
Yeah. I'm a bad guy, Spurs.
ReplyDeleteKB you perv, I rescued a kitten last month also. Good going pervert. You have my respect.
ReplyDeleteokay, so can you answer my question CBT?
ReplyDeleteI was just playing around CBT.
ReplyDeleteMy bad kinky!tch, I don't know what I was thinking.
ReplyDeletePerverted kitten rescuers. I should start a FB group.
ReplyDeleteI never sold my self to my ex, lol. But ew i did swollow his blood, I must have made a good girlfriend other than him kicking me out because he will not stop calling me crying and begging to let me let him fly to WA to see me. I am kind of glad I bit a dick, I think my life is a good story to tell so I am assuming this is going to make a good chapter in my book. The best part is when I Got home I had nothing to remember him by and the next day I found his hospital bracelette in my pocket.. it is hanging on my wall =)
ReplyDeletekinkyitch, wow. Please dont mess up my name like that again. stick with kb, it is way easier
ReplyDeletekbeezy, I thought you asked Pam a question, not me.
ReplyDeleteI like how you have it hanging on your wall like it's a trophy Pam.
ReplyDeletePamela,
ReplyDeleteFind inner peace. If I was 21 again, I would be a force to be reckoned with right now. You got time to be the baddest bitch on the planet.
KB I would have four months ago, maybe three but I kind of got a feel for that life semi - ish and realized no matter the amount of drugs I could take or alcohol I could drink would never numb the fact I was giving my self up like a useless piece of meat. Fast money with good looking people is no better than the other, doing the one " music video " was the lowest point in my life, lower than Florida trout.
ReplyDeleteyou are the one paying, dont you make the rules, CBT? When you offered Pam, was it just sex? Or did you want foreplay? Would it just have been regular sex or would anal and oral be required as well?
ReplyDeleteLike I said before, regardless of the shit Pam's done, she's not comfortable with the ho image. Deep down, that isn't who she is.
ReplyDeleteI've done some really fucked up shit in the name of doing good.
I once finger-banged a chick who was a 6 in the dark and almost as tall as me... I'm 6'2. That was the lowest point in my life.
ReplyDelete"doing the one "music video"
ReplyDeleteFunny Pam. Had I known it was actually a low point for you, I wouldn't have asked.
Funny Miami.
ReplyDeleteI think kinkyb!tch wants you to make her an offer CBT.
ReplyDeleteFingerbang. Am I the only one that doesn't like that?
ReplyDeleteI washed my hand about 80 times with purell before I even got to my front door.
ReplyDeleteKB: I was giving him head and we got in afight because I was like BITCH NO I AM NOT SUCKING YOUR DICK BEFORE I GET MCDONALDS .. I was so hungry!! and he was like you will get mcdonalds when your done sucking my dick. So I fugured okay pam whip a blow job out quick, get this shit over with I want my big mac! so I was doing the usual and my tooth some how snagged it, he is not curcumsized so it was under the skin, and we all know when you have a boner it is full of blood. As marvin said I swollwed it thinking it was cum.. twice. Two mouthfull's lol! then realized he looked confused, I let the dick go and blood starting squirting at every angle and it soon looked like I had stabbed him because blood was pouring off of his stomach onto the bed and all over his body. It was really scary actually.
ReplyDeleteKB its cool. Try it sometime.
ReplyDeleteNo, I just want to know how that works. Where else am I gonna find out stuff like this. I wish more people would just be open about answering things. It would be nice to just learn as much as you could, no matter how trivial or inappropriate the topic.
ReplyDeleteI just threw up
ReplyDelete"It would be nice to just learn as much as you could, no matter how trivial or inappropriate the topic."
ReplyDeleteTrue kinkyb!tch.
go head KB and shoot. You are live and direct with Miami. I will answer anything you want to know. Even if I dont know the answer.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, that video is the biggest mistake of my life!! EWW. I dont mind solo websites, solo solo solo. But blow job video ? EW
ReplyDeletekbeezy, I hire girlfriends, not holes. The only rule, they gotta enjoy my company. If they don't, I'll find one that does.
ReplyDeleteAs far as the other details, kbeezy, I'll give you a grand and fly you here for a couple of nights and you can find out first hand.
Yeah, Pamela. He is a dick. I would have just asked for the blowjob on the way to McDonalds
ReplyDeletethen again I am a gentleman
ReplyDeleteSo you aren't going to do anymore blowjob videos Pam? That's good.
ReplyDeleteGood one Miami.
ReplyDeletePam, is that a real story? I am gullable, but idk about that one. You don't even have any snaggle teeth.
ReplyDeleteKB I used an ancient Jedi mind trick to steal your lines.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I didn't believe it at first either, but now I'm quite sure she's telling the truth.
ReplyDeleteMiami-when you fingerbanged that girl, were you trying to play GYN, like looking for her ovaries and wondering if that was her cervix that you just hit?
ReplyDeleteFuck no I will never do a blow job video!! I have a solo shoot in portland this week.. for some reason people think I am a big deal from WA - OR lol, but thats fine it will help me until I land a steady job and marvins coming! ! ! ...
ReplyDeleteBlow job videos are one inch away from gang bang videos, and If I hated myself and had to take four adderall to even function without feeling any emotion other than fucked up for that video, than I am pretty sure that would have been the wrong life path to take.
Like I said, quick money is the worse. It ruins your morals and your goals and you either stay in the game or get out, and I can thank my ex for rescuing me and I am thankful he kicked me out, so I could figure out I am an adult and it was great he took me out of sin city but I am also capable of making a life for myself by myself for now ;)
KB
ReplyDeleteI agree with you on the kissing part. I believe in making love without kissing.
I dont have a snaggle tooth KB I really have no clue how it happened, I can send a pic of his hospital bracellete ? lol its really one of those stories that will go down in history
ReplyDeleteI have at times used my teeth/bit softly just to be...idk, annoying I guess, but full on blood, enough to mistake for a load? Yikes.
ReplyDeleteMiami , why do men not kiss when they fuck sometimes?
ReplyDelete"Like I said, quick money is the worse. It ruins your morals and your goals and you either stay in the game or get out, and I can thank my ex for rescuing me and I am thankful he kicked me out"
ReplyDeleteWell said Pam. Oh, and congrats on comment 200.
I didnt mean too, when he called my mom my mom tried not to laugh, and all she said was ' PAM HAS BIG TEETH "LOL
ReplyDeleteThanks SpursCake
ReplyDeleteHe called your mom Pam?
ReplyDeleteThat is not exactly what I said, CBT.
ReplyDeletePam-cause they are fucking. There is a difference between that and making love.