CBT mentioned that he received a card from Rocket Queen as if he's some hillbilly internet mack, so here it is. I do have to say I like the stickers that Giraffe choose to use, but that "Fan Mail" line is for the birds.
Sunday, July 18, 2010
Dear John with CBT
CBT mentioned that he received a card from Rocket Queen as if he's some hillbilly internet mack, so here it is. I do have to say I like the stickers that Giraffe choose to use, but that "Fan Mail" line is for the birds.
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I thought it was very nice of her.
ReplyDeleteWhat, the Fan Mail line?
ReplyDeleteI tried looking for some info or pics from that TEA party you went to, how was that?
ReplyDeleteSpurs, the pictures to yesterday's TEA Party will go up on "The Boone County TEA Party" Facebook page sometime next week. I'll email them to you.
ReplyDeleteAll right. Was there a lot of people there?
ReplyDeleteIt was pitiful. The station wasn't involved in promoting it. About a hundred people showed up. One of the singers introduced his set of 4 patriotic song by telling a joke about Obama bushhoggting down the White House Rose Garden to have room to plant watermelons.
ReplyDeleteI thought RQ sending me a card was nice. The "Fan Mail" deal was little weird,.
ReplyDeleteThat's hilarious. I'd like to see the video of that.
ReplyDeleteAs you can see from the signature on the card. at some point the Queen "luffed" me. Really gay.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Rocket Queen was just being nice and preparing you for the fame that awaited you when you were going to become the Hillbilly Howard Stern with your radio show.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I saw the "luff" part.
ReplyDeleteI think RQ's a nice older woman, when properly medicated.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure she'll appreciate that.
ReplyDeleteI meant it in a postive way.
ReplyDeleteOf course.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up guys
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on Dirtyhater?
ReplyDeleteEven I wouldn't tell some of the things she does, and I'm pretty much proud of the wrong shit. That story about a gardener escorting her off some octengenerians property is pretty embarassing.
ReplyDeletenot much, it's F'ing hot
ReplyDeleteAnd funny as all holy Hell.
ReplyDeleteIt was hot here this weekend too.
ReplyDeleteI thought that story was funny too CBT.
ReplyDeleteIt ain't but 96 here today. Humidity's over 70%, though.
ReplyDeleteAt least we've been getting a little rain here but that just ends up making it hotter
ReplyDeleteIt rained a little bit here this afternoon too. It just makes it steamy.
ReplyDelete7 AM
ReplyDeleteScattered Thunderstorms
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Thanks Al Roker.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to thank mr. obama for increasing taxes on import tires causing all tires to go up. Same tires I spent 500 bucks on 5 yrs ago are now 1000
ReplyDeletewhich is 200 more then they were just 6 months ago
ReplyDeleteThat sucks. You should just steal the tires next time.
ReplyDeleteWho still produces tires in the US?
ReplyDeleteSo I ended up getting cheaper ones. I hope I can still pull the boat out of the water without spinning em
ReplyDeleteGoodyear and goodrich, dunlap i think
ReplyDeleteI thought those stickers on the card were RQ's way of suggesting what kinda critter I was gonna eat that night.
ReplyDeleteHmm. I thought they'd pulled out years ago.
ReplyDeletewe used to have a goodyear plant and a dunlap plant but they closed
ReplyDeleteIt's amazing how many companies or plants have closed shop and moved elsewhere.
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of boat do you have Dirtyhater?
ReplyDeletePay Americans $7.15 an hour or pay Chinamen $7.15 a day.
ReplyDeleteYep.
ReplyDeleteThe thing is, we lose talent every time one does, talent we don't get back.
ReplyDeletea 22 foot Chaparral bowrider
ReplyDeleteNice. You take it out much?
ReplyDeleteRoss Perot said that a global economy means that soon we'll all be living a level a Pakistani brickmaker calls prosperity.
ReplyDelete*at a level*
ReplyDeleteI see that happening to a lot of people. Of course I hope I'm not one of them.
ReplyDeleteNot as much as I did a few yrs ago. Used to go out a couple times a week. Now it seems like to much work.
ReplyDeleteYou thought about selling it?
ReplyDeleteI hear from the right wing looney toons all the time that Obama is fomenting a crisis in order to impose martial law so he can become a dictator, like Lincoln did. I don't believe the US Military would obey that order if that shit were true.
ReplyDeleteOur company announced a record qtr in sales last week. The big wigs made millions. They bought everyone else lunch. Probably cost em $8.00 a head.
ReplyDeleteI don't think that's going to happen.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny Dirtyhater.
ReplyDeleteA boat is a hole in the water to throw money in. What I have is better than a boat. I have a buddy with a boat.
ReplyDeleteNo spurs, not until i can upgrade to a crusier.
ReplyDeleteIs that your buddy that Rudy was on the boat with?
ReplyDeleteI don't think it's a pssibilty either Spurs, but it'd be fun to watch.
ReplyDeleteYeah.
ReplyDeleteThat was funny Dirtyhater. I wonder what rank Spurs holds in the Sliderule Militia?
ReplyDeleteGeneral.
ReplyDeleteI think he's gotta be at least a Major, maybe Lieutenant Colonel, even.
ReplyDeleteA General, huh? I can see that. Do Generals in the Sliderule Militia get their own moped with a driver?
ReplyDeleteYep.
ReplyDeleteI see him more as a grunt, his level of geeknees is minor compared to some I know.
ReplyDeleteEV loves that stuff.
ReplyDeleteDh, I can see where he has the leadership abilities to motivate the other nerds.
ReplyDeleteWords to live by CBT
ReplyDeleteI've used it for years myself. I've never gotten the extra strength shit before. Damn, it's potent.
ReplyDeletePerhaps he could motivate the Math crowd but I don't think he could get the techies going. Maybe he could be in charge of calculators
ReplyDeleteOnce in a sales meeting, our manager asked this old black salesman to give the crew a tip for the day. Mitchell gets up and says, "Dat pussy dat's down by de asshole is gooder'n a dawg", and walks out of the meeting.
ReplyDeleteYou sure you didn't say that?
ReplyDeleteYeah Spurs, I'm sure. I been trying to figure exactly what he meant by that for 16 years now.
ReplyDeleteGoing clubbing with Mitchell was a true adventure. Eight ot ten of us would start out down in the Rivermarket at Sonny Williams around 9pm and by 3am there'd be 4 of us left, out in the 'hood in Mitchell's momma's backyard at 27th and Chester snorting shit and drinking straight gin.
"Uh, I'm gonna run in this house and get us some sumpin' sumpin'. You white boys scrunch down in the seat 'til I gets back".
ReplyDeleteIt always ended up me, Mitchell, Cookie and Squatch.
ReplyDeleteSquatch was a damn good salesman, but he was like a musician, if he didn't have a girlfriend, he was homeless. That meant he lived in my den for a couple of years, off and on.
ReplyDeleteCookie and Squatch?
ReplyDeleteNicknames, Spurs.
ReplyDeleteI figured that CBT.
ReplyDeleteSquatch was big ol' boy who looked like a cross between Elvis and Jethro Bodine. Squatch is dead now. Took 4 doses of Methadone all at once in my den on New Year's day 1999. It took 8 paramedics to carry his dead ass outta my den.
ReplyDeleteCookie's a spoiled preppie who marrys women 10 or 12 years older than he is, on a regular basis. The latest is a 60 year old real estate broker.
Cookie loved to play with blow. By the time he got done chopping and fluffing up an eightball, it looked like there was a half ounce there.
ReplyDeleteSo some guy died in your house?
ReplyDeleteCookie's got the Ralph Lauren Polo Player tattooed over his heart.
ReplyDeleteYeah Spurs.
ReplyDeleteWas that the house you were staying in before you moved to the cabin?
ReplyDeleteThe house Squatch died in belongs to my ex wife now. Her dad died there, too, the day before Thanksgiving in 1998. I truly liked that father-in-law.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry, 1997 not 1998.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, this all happened back down in Little Rock.
ReplyDeleteIt's probably haunted now.
ReplyDeleteSpurs I lived in Little Rock from late 1985 to August of 2008, when I moved to Tupelo.
ReplyDeleteIt probably is.
ReplyDeleteThere's this new series coming out on HBT called Boardwalk Empire about the prohibition days. Looks great.
ReplyDeleteTupelo, you know Elvis?
ReplyDeleteAbout a week after Squatch died, I found a quarter pound of some really good weed he'd stashed in one of the closets in my den. I kept it.
ReplyDeleteHow long did it take you to smoke that?
ReplyDeleteNo, but I've seen where he was born.
ReplyDeleteI smoked on it for about a year.
ReplyDeleteNice.
ReplyDeleteI'll have to check that out Spurs.
ReplyDeleteIf Squatch is a ghost, he's a poltergist. Not harmful, just a pain in the ass, moving shit around.
ReplyDeletewhat the fuck you saved both the card and the envelope? fucking hillbilly hoarder.
ReplyDeleteYeah, Scorcesi is a part of it, so it should be great.
ReplyDeleteFunny Giraffe. You're on oxys?
ReplyDeleteCBT, you heard of the Tenn-Tom waterway?
ReplyDeleteHoarder Bear should be his name.
ReplyDeleteand how bright of you to block out your address because that would have really narrowed down in which house you live in that fucking five-shack town of yours.
ReplyDeleteHe didn't want people bothering him Giraffe.
ReplyDeleteoh my god, that is so funny. Hoarder Bear. REally brings together his true hillbilly roots with his imaginary Indian life.
ReplyDeleteRQ, did you get dumped yet again?
ReplyDeleteI'd actually forgotten I still had the card until I cleaned up my desk a couple of months ago and found it. I thought it would be a nice present for Spurs.
Funny, but it's not imaginary Giraffe.
ReplyDeleteThe Tennesse-Tombigbee waterway?
ReplyDeleteSo RQ, what got you dumped this time? Please tell us a story tonight.
ReplyDeleteyes, I want to boat it some day. It was the largest earthmoving project in history, 284 miles
ReplyDeletedid i ever tell you how he tried to get out of me my address so he could make me some of his bitch jewelry?
ReplyDeleteAnd how do you end up heartbroken when you're dating guys for money and you hope they're gonna die on the honeymoon?
ReplyDeleteand he was going to fucking throw it in a pit and chant around it prior to sending. Can you fucking imagine? filthy hoarder hog.
ReplyDeleteHe wanted to make you some jewelry? Why did you decline?
ReplyDeleteI can feel the love, can you spurs?
ReplyDeleteHe was also going to blow his peace pipe smoke on it, to bless it.
ReplyDeleteI still have that bracelet, by the way. Get your address out of you? Did you think I was gonna fly up to Seattle and stalk you? That made me laugh.
ReplyDeleteif you must know, i just returned from vancouver where my biggest concern was sharing a restroom with a man i didn't know very well. apparently he didn't care because i was awakened by a the loudest fucking fart i ever heard. i kid you not, it damn near blew me out of bed. i didn't know whether to run or play dead.
ReplyDeleteHow old is the guy Giraffe?
ReplyDeleteOld Bear made medicine over the stones I made that out of. Hell, I made that bracelet before he died.
ReplyDeleteanyway, so the moron goes camping and is out of cell range. he calls me when back in town and proceeds to play fucking texting games with me. i call him on his shit and he says it's over. This after I sat in his ginormous kitchen and made a fucking stew for him and his entire fucking family to take camping. I will never forget...chopping the potatoes and he says "will you be my girlfriend" nd i got all giddy like that dumb bitch astrid and said of course.
ReplyDeleteYou should've just farted back at him, like you did in that video. That one was a real ripper.
ReplyDeleteHoarder Bear is trying to tell you that you would have had everlasting health Giraffe if you had that necklace.
ReplyDeletei should have known it was headed for disaster when he made me wash the potatoes before i peeled them and after i peeled them. I mean wtf? i asked why must i wash them twice and he flew into a rage. that's ok, i maintained control and added some nice ingredients to the stew. i hope they enjoyed it.
ReplyDeleteanyway, so as of yesterday it was over. i'm emotionally very vulnerable to have my good nature violated. i sign on here for some light heartedness and find that my wonderful personality has again been exploited by plastering my good-intentioned lady bug card online.
ReplyDeleteHe flew into rage over potatoes?
ReplyDeleteI did say I thought the card was nice, RQ.
ReplyDeleteI hear violins in the backround
ReplyDeletegood thing my other "boyfriend" - he is not really a boyfriend we dont' have sex and only exchange pecks - ghastly - he is a doctor and has the nicest stash of pills. i have his key because i feed his fish and i've been helping myself to ambien and oxycodone. I figure emotional pain is really worse that physical pain, so i'm entitled to some fucking pain killers. just took three and they have not kicked in yet.
ReplyDeletei appreciate and accept your sympathy of my plight, dirtyhater. as you can see, there are more serious problems than what you were fucking ranting about...i didn't even read it, some car issues. fuck you and your car.
ReplyDeleteOxycodone can be fun.
ReplyDeleteAt least this guy didn't crawl out the window in the men's room and haul ass, leaving RQ to pick up the check, like some of the others have.
ReplyDeleteyes, spurs, over some fucking potatoes. I mean he hurled that cooking spoon straight into the back of his sofa, and mind you his house is BIG, so we are talking a long distance. i was actually terrified to do the carrots next because I was not sure how to properly skin them. and those fucking chives.
ReplyDeleteAnd to think, I hear these stories about what bitch you are but I was going to give you the benfit of the doubt but I see that was a mistake. Spurs, why the hell didn't you name her drama queen?
ReplyDeleteSo you made stew for the whole family? How did his wife feel about that? Were you dating him or working for him?
ReplyDeletei made one person cry. and i made another guy leave...hahahah he never came back. he was a weirdo anyway because his moniker was an ejaculating dick.
ReplyDeleteIf he stunk up the whole room, what the hell did you put in the stew?
ReplyDeleteRocket Queen can be mean if she wants to be Dirtyhater.
ReplyDeleteCause it's you're world you little minor league ho. Pick a better class of john next time and lose the drama, lifes to short.
ReplyDeletein a sense i was working for him, CBT.i have him my heart, body, soul...oh my god, i even fucking, no seriously, here is the worst of it, i fucking took a pedegg to his feet. It looked like a blizzard they were so gnarly, and the pedegg opened up and that shit went all over me. then i gave him a foot massage using MY expensive moisturizer that i reserve for my face. I got nothing in return but a kick in the fucking ass.
ReplyDeleteI suspect the Queen can make a guy leave even when she's not trying.
ReplyDeleteSo if he comes crawling back, you won't take him back Giraffe?
ReplyDeleteDirtyhater, RQ being a bitch is just part of her charm. Sit back and enjoy it.
ReplyDeletewell i need to go and procure more pills. I swear i just popped three and feel nothing.
ReplyDeleteIt sounds like most do CBT
ReplyDeleteUh, that pedegg story was disgusting.
ReplyDeleteDh, normally the men that run off from RQ leave skid marks.
ReplyDeletedo you think he will, Spurs? I am sitting here surrounded by every form of communication I have: cell phone, computer, laptop, home phone. I am just waiting for him to call. damn, i was so nice. I think i need to unleash the bitch on him.
ReplyDeleteoh BTW, i am going back to school. I am going to be a registered Nurse.
ReplyDeleteAre you really?
ReplyDeleteWhen did you decide to do that?
ReplyDeleteSomehow I feel the bitch is always unleashed
ReplyDeletei'll be back later when my pills kick in. i hoep they mellow me out
ReplyDeleteOookkkkaaayyy, an RN, huh. Don't you have to have empathy for other humans to do that?
ReplyDeleteRN? Study hard for that urine test!
ReplyDeleteAll right Giraffe. I'd wait and see if those 3 kick in. I'd say that's enough.
ReplyDeletePop about 6 more of those hillbilly herion pills, it may help with your mellowness
ReplyDeleteyes , spurs. I decided that about one month ago. BTW, I still have my boyfriend's son's hamster. I need to find a good name for him. He said if i do not give him back he is going to call the cops. Like fucking hamster napping is a crime? hahahahaha
ReplyDeleteI need a name for the Hamster. If anyone can help, hit me up on myspace.
Oh but spurs, she is going to be an RN, she knows what she's doing.
ReplyDeleteWell, since our crazy aunt has made her appearance and gone off in search of more medication, I believe I must bid all a gracious good night. I have a long fucked up day ahead of me tomorrow that, thankfully, does not include any Goddamned politicians.
ReplyDeleteJust what the world needs, another drug addicted nurse.
ReplyDeleteTake a pic of the hamster. It will help with the name.
ReplyDeleteLater spurs, wish I could say it was a pleasure to meet to Drama Queen but I don't lie.
ReplyDeleteLater on Dirtyhater.
ReplyDeleteOff with her head :)
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on TEXAS?
ReplyDeleteSpursy whats up?
ReplyDeleteNot much. Went tubing at the Guadalupe river this weekend, it was nice. What are you up to?
ReplyDeleteme just took a shot of vodka :) about to play ps3
ReplyDeleteNice. And what are you about to play?
ReplyDeleteCall of Duty Modern Warfare 2 .....
ReplyDeleteSome of my friends play it so we all get on and kick ass....my guy friends that is
That sounds fun.
ReplyDeleteu should invest in a ps3 spursy
ReplyDeleteOh hi there Miss Texas. How are the reality show applications coming along? you know, those shows you were willing to leave your son for so you could make a drunken ass of yourself?
ReplyDeletealso, have you considered the Biggest Loser? That is where really fat people like you lose weight. You would probably be good at it judging from how much effort/time you spend competing in the video game world.
I should TEXAS.
ReplyDeleteand you should invest in the WII fit, Miss texas. but then the electrodes would probably slide off your pudgy body when the fat heats up and sweats.
ReplyDeletedoes fungus really grow between fat rolls? I think it's just an urban myth.
ReplyDeleteGiraffe, I always see promos for that stupid Housewives of.... series, you should marry someone rich so you can go on that show.
ReplyDeleteyour originality is staggering, as always, Miss Texas. do you just cut and paste the same comments? the only thing you fail at more than being witty is dieting.
ReplyDeleteSpursy (puke) i cannot marry for money. I have that option on the table currently and cannot do it. I am much too defiant. I like living an honest life. if that means struggling through school and taking a demotion in my lifestyle, so be it.
ReplyDeleteSo when are you going to nursing school?
ReplyDeletemiss texas i have chicken in the oven. baked, marinaded in Carribean jerk sauce. yummy. I've also now taken five oxycodone for my emotional pain. they seem to now be helping, but have ambien as a back up. Ok, there, i've given you material for your next boring insult "why dont you just go and take the whole bottle and put us our of your misery you big meany he-she pocket rocket"
ReplyDeletestarting september, spursy. i want to knock out this degree very quickly. I went to school in germany and none of my infinite degrees are recognized here in the United States. Perhaps not even my highschool which means I would have to get a GED.
ReplyDeletedo you think i chased miss texas off or do you think she's getting a baconator?
ReplyDeleteThat's a great field. At least you know you'll always have a job.
ReplyDeleteYou'd over-dose off five oxycodones Rocket Queen so I'd advise against that. At least I know im a hot 23 year old , and not a lonely 50 year old hag
ReplyDeleteI think she might be playing her game now, not sure.
ReplyDeleteim going to make a wonderful nurse. i think people like bad news delivered in a no-nonsense way. i am going to usher in a whole new breed of nurse.
ReplyDeletehave you heard from chiggers and hambone recently? last i heard they were living in obamas trash bin.
ReplyDeleteHow do you think you will enjoy helping people Giraffe?
ReplyDeletealso, do you think we can vote on a mascot for the site? i would like to submit a photo of the hamster for consideration and i would adore it if you would bestow a proper name upon him.
ReplyDeletePlease send the hamster's picture in.
ReplyDeleteIt would be hard for him to beat Avery though.
ReplyDeletehe is so cute, spursy. i'll send you some photos. he is very photogenic.
ReplyDeletenot now because i'm on the couch and cannot make it to my computer. i hope i do not fall asleep while the chicken is inthe oven. i did that once in germany and set the place ablaze. wow, that sucked because i was hungry.
ReplyDeletei got in big trouble for that one but did have insurance. the insurance agent actually laughed and laughed when i told him what happened. seriously though, i could have died of smoke inhalation. i could not see my hand in front of my face.
ReplyDeleteThat wouldn't be nice. That chicken sounds good.
ReplyDeleteDid a firefighter save you or what?
ReplyDeletehad to throw the chicken out, it was way overdone. the bones were actually turned to ash. i dont' like wasting food. do you?
ReplyDelete