I admit I watched the last hour of the proceeding (I should have done a live blog of my thoughts on the matter), it was interesting when Lohan addressed the judge and started to break down. Her attorney did a great job too. The judge didn't buy any of it. When the judge sentenced Lindsay, she started crying her eyes out. I felt kind of bad for her. She has to surrender on July 20th. In any case, here are her tits.
90 days. maybe.
ReplyDeleteShe'll do about 10.
ReplyDeletep.s.
ReplyDeleteshe looks pretty damn good in this pic.
or she can cry and just go home like paris.
ReplyDeleteI thought they were going to book her right there.
ReplyDeleteHer attorney is really sharp, that's for sure.
ReplyDeletei wanted to see her get cuffed and stuffed right then and there. im talking about an s&m gang bang!
ReplyDeleteI would have paid to watch that. Nothing else she's done or will do is worth my dollar.
ReplyDeletei didnt see it all but her lawyer did look kinda of relieved that she doesnt have to deal with lindsay for awhile now.
ReplyDeleteFunny, but I don't think she looked relieved.
ReplyDeleteThere are a shit ton of people waiting outside for her. That has to be fun.
ReplyDeleteshe really isnt that bad looking when she cleans up. i hope she has all kinds of hot lesbo stories to tell when she gets out.
ReplyDeleteGuilty as sin, coming out of the courthouse with people looking at you like you're an exhibit.
ReplyDeleteOh, she'll be protected well in there. Sadly I don't think there are going to be any "broom handle up the twat" stories.
ReplyDeletethanks. now i have nothing to really whack off too. that was a buzzkill.
ReplyDeleteMy bad man.
ReplyDeletehow did she break her parole, and what was he on parole for??
ReplyDeletelol.. I am actually slightly interested
she also got served with lawsuit papers too.
ReplyDeletedui, and she didnt complete her dui classes.
ReplyDeleteIt was probation for a DUI accident she was in. She had coke and booze in her system, and was caught in possession of coke.
ReplyDeleteSounds like a fun night to me.
spurs.. why are you following Lohan so closely? Do you have a major crush on her or something..
ReplyDeleteShe also has to do 90 days of inpatient rehab. Ball breaker.
ReplyDeleteits called reporting, astrid. duh-burger ready for astrid.
ReplyDeletethats where the lesbo stories are gonna come from then. rehab!
ReplyDeleteNo Astrid, I posted it right when it happened hoping to get hits to the site.
ReplyDeleteim sorry astrid, did you want sheesh on that duh-burger?
ReplyDeleteNow Michael Lohan and his lawyer are in front of the cameras.
ReplyDeletenow hes gonna try and put in his absent father 2 cents.
ReplyDeleteThat guy is a scumbag.
ReplyDeletefucking camera whore is all he is. trying to get as much press off of his daughters demise. what a fucking nice guy.
ReplyDeleteHe dresses like such a dickhead too.
ReplyDeletehahahaha! worse than h.i.?
ReplyDeleteH.I. is patriotic. You can't knock that.
ReplyDeletei think h.i. is a fair weather patriot.
ReplyDeleteIt is sad that she had such a shitty relationship with her Dad..
ReplyDeleteim really curious to know whats gonna happen with lindsay in the next few days. do you think shes gonna lose it?
ReplyDeleteI just found this website.. She was one of Charles Manson's killers, and she recently died of brain caner..
ReplyDeleteLook at all these sexy pictures of her..
http://www.susanatkins.org/
I have been reading the site and her widower runs it, he is a lawyer..
http://www.susanatkins.org/11-AboutMe.html
I don't think she'll calm down. She's losing it right now though.
ReplyDeleteShe's not bad for an older lady Astrid.
ReplyDeleteare you watching court tv?
ReplyDeleteMe? No. I take it you are?
ReplyDeleteI can't believe that shot of her cleavage like that.. lol
ReplyDeletethat is prison porno material..
no. im looking at her post pic.....with my pants down.
ReplyDeleteThat is prison porn material, you are right Astrid.
ReplyDeleteFunny Anonymous.
ReplyDeletedo you remember when she hosted saturday night live and did that harry potter skit?
ReplyDeleteWhat up slunts? Wow I just heard the news a couple minutes ago. She got 90 days plus 90 day's in patient rehab as soon as she gets out of jail. Pretty much 6 months of crap for her. If only that crazy bitch could have stayed in for a couple weeks after she first got the scram bracelet. Oh and nice tit pic Spurz. I didnt know she posed topless. She's looking hot in this pic,,
ReplyDeleteI remember that Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteOh she's already a lesbo so I'm sure she'll love jail anyways..haha
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Fl Anonymous? Yeah, 180 days of shit. She won't be able to get off that 90 day rehab shit early either.
ReplyDeletetits? they look more like utters to me
ReplyDeleteDon't like her tits Oz?
ReplyDeleteAstrid said...
ReplyDeletehow did she break her parole, and what was he on parole for??
lol.. I am actually slightly interested
I guess Astrid never visits TMZ or any other site. For the last two months it's been nothing but none stop coverage of that crazy biatch everywhere.
TMZ does devote a ton of time on her.
ReplyDeleteIn patient rehab for 90 days. So I don't think she can even leave that place. She's got to be hating life.
ReplyDeleteYeah, she won't be able to leave.
ReplyDeleteshe looked so good in that harry potter skit. as in really good.
ReplyDeletetheres always alli.
ReplyDeleteAlli looks weird.
ReplyDeleteMother Lohan will probably auction off her youngest daughter's virginity.
ReplyDeleteAlli wants to be like Rhiannon... and I rarely go to TMZ. The Lohan drama isn't interesting to me, and their show was stupid..
ReplyDeleteThe Kardashians are more entertaining
check out her knockers:
ReplyDeletehttp://media.nowpublic.net/images/12/2/12260a03a79c443d0e01d8c7e7ea687b.jpg
astrid likes the ragheads that try and act white.
ReplyDeleteKhloe just ruins the Kardashians for me.
ReplyDeleteAlli got hit with ugly stick in the fam. She's like 16 with a deep smokers voice and she looks like she's pushing 40
ReplyDeletegross
ReplyDeleteShe does look good in that pic Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteI was watching the fifa game today on campus... there were so many foreign languages being spoken around me. Lots of them were "ragheads" but none of them were cute..
ReplyDeletethey were also cheering for Uruguay.. fuckers
here is one of alli and linds
ReplyDeletehttp://www.starkgossip.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/lindsay_ali_lohan.jpg
You're pretty picky Oz.
ReplyDeletedidn't Mommy Lohan take Alli to a porn audition, and claim she didn't know it was a porn.. haha
ReplyDeleteI never heard that.
ReplyDeleteyea spurs..
ReplyDeletehttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/07/31/ali-lohan-auditions-for-p_n_116119.html
I think she's only going to do around 30 days. She was hit with 3, 30 day sentences that are ran concurrently. So I think they are all ran together at the same time,, so she'll be out in like 20 some days. I don't even know why judges do that shit. She'll still have to do all 90 days of that in-patient crap.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny Astrid.
ReplyDeleteYeah, the inpatient will be worse than jail. I hear that inpatient rehab sucks so bad.
ReplyDeletei wonder how paris is doing with all her charity work she told larry king about when she got out of jail?
ReplyDeleteand of course there will be an overcrowding issue and she will be let out after 3 hours.
ReplyDeleteI remember that interview. That was fucking classic.
ReplyDeleteHey Anonymous, check your e-mail.
ReplyDeletewhich anonymous?
ReplyDeleteAZ Anonymous, my bad.
ReplyDeletespurs, mail.
ReplyDeleteaz anon.. do you have any recipes you'll share, since CBT shared one of his
ReplyDeleteI got it thanks.
ReplyDeleteCBT's recipe seemed pretty good.
ReplyDeletei dont give out my recipes. those are closely guarded secrets. and i wouldnt say cbt gave out recipes but more like ingredients and instructions.
ReplyDeletetrue recipes dont call for a quantity of 'some'.
ReplyDeleteYou use beer with your recipes?
ReplyDeleterarely. i like to use whiskey for steaks sometimes because the higher alcohol content does a better job of tenderizing the meat and it adds more flavor. and tequila is good for chicken.
ReplyDeleteI like the tequila with chicken.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if CBT knows what bigfoot tastes like.. being his cousin knows him
ReplyDeleteNo, you can't kill Bigfoot with a stick saying, "Git, git."
ReplyDeleteoh yeah. tequila and lime juice with sea salt and honey to give it a glaze. good stuff.
ReplyDeleteCBT shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
ReplyDeleteI like to eat lemons with salt..
ReplyDeleteDo you have any special recipes Astrid?
ReplyDeleteno.. spurs.. I am collecting recipes right now.. I want some good ones
ReplyDeletecheck this video out.. it's so funny
ReplyDeletehttp://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=340836&title=amazon-amanda
oh.. and it's also disgusting
ReplyDeletediced jalapenos for every pound of ground beef with coarse ground black pepper and minced onions (red and white)then make into patties and grill then top with each patty with a slice of mozzarella and a grilled slice of pineapple.
ReplyDeleteThere are some sick people out there Astrid.
ReplyDeleteanon that burger sounds good.. I like spicy food, but I would probably skip on the pineapple
ReplyDeleteI think that sounds better than CBT's dish..
that chick is ghastly.
ReplyDeletethe pineapple adds a nice tartness with the spice of the peppers.
ReplyDeleteI wonder how much money she makes doing that..
ReplyDeleteI am willing to try it anon
ReplyDeleteWhat's that Astrid? Try what the lady is doing?
ReplyDeleteI made chipotle sauce.. it's really good. I ate it roast beef earlier.. I could put that on that pepper burger instead of pineapple.. lol
ReplyDeleteI am willing to try anon's burger
ReplyDeleteI know, I'm just playing around.
ReplyDeletereport back in with your results astrid.
ReplyDeleteIf I get fat, I am going to crush you spurs..
ReplyDeleteI don't think so.
ReplyDeleteWell, if you got that tall and big, you probably would have a chance.
ReplyDeleteAstrid, what day does Whale Wars come on?
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised they actually gave her some time. She needed it though. She has gotten away with way too much.
ReplyDeleteYeah, that and the rehab should probably wake her up.
ReplyDeleteShe does need rehab. But I don't get the point of it. If someone doesn't want to go to rehab then it's not 'rehab'.
ReplyDeleteTrue. Good point.
ReplyDeleteSo you got a Lohan post.
ReplyDeleteI didn't really want a lohan post. I just will write anything random just to get cbt off a story or if sportstalk goes on too long.
ReplyDeleteYou are a great moderator.
ReplyDeletemy plans are to get dg fat, that way no guy will want her.
ReplyDeleteGreat plan. Plus you can cheat on her once she plumps up. Who's going to want her? She'll stay by your side.
ReplyDeleteI'm already fat according to Drew.
ReplyDeletethen the tables have turned. my evil plan shall go into effect soon. ::evil hand rub::
ReplyDeleteThat's because drew pulls supermodels DG, he's trying to get you to shape up.
ReplyDeleteand dont forget a rockjaw. whatever that means.
ReplyDeleteI've had a guy actually attempt to do that to me in the past. I used to love pumpkin pie and he would bring me a pie every other day. I would give it to my parents instead of eating all of it.
ReplyDeleteI'm not even sure if he knows what that means.
ReplyDeleteJust means her jaw looks as hard as a rock.
ReplyDeleteYou really think he was trying to get you fat?
ReplyDeletei want to learn how to make pumpkin cheesecake.
ReplyDeleteYeah. That was leg humper that I've told you about. He was jealous of everything and did not want me to wear makeup to work either.
ReplyDeletehhhmmmm.....cheesecake. sounds good right about now.
ReplyDeleteI like plain cheesecake. No toppings either.
ReplyDeleteOh, the leg humper? That guy was smooth.
ReplyDeleteBring me some. Please?
ReplyDeleteplain is good too. or marble? marble cheesecake with a chocolate topping.
ReplyDeletei dont have any made :(
ReplyDeleteThe store is still open.
ReplyDeleteYeah get running Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteyeah. im right on that.
ReplyDeleteIf he knows what's good for him he is on his way now.
ReplyDeletewell, theyre all out. bummer :(
ReplyDeleteSo much for your reward.
ReplyDeleteYou missed out Anonymous. Just take the reward from her.
ReplyDeletethank science for roofies! when a girl says gurg glup that means yes.
ReplyDeleteThat's just saying yes in a different language, that's all.
ReplyDeleteHe will never learn.
ReplyDeleteSo are you comparing him to a dog?
ReplyDeleteshe likes when i randomly fart in her food.
ReplyDeleteShe seems a little sick.
ReplyDeleteand when she makes me mad i wait until she goes to sleep i fart on her face.
ReplyDeleteYes. He is like a bigger version of Cocoa.
ReplyDeleteServes her right. I bet she starts licking her lips when you do that, doesn't she?
ReplyDeleteExcept Cocoa is more mature.
ReplyDeleteshe makes faces like she just bit into a ball of aluminum covered in lemon juice.
ReplyDeleteSpurs Fan:
ReplyDeleteBased on the comment above I take it you are trying to build this into a bigger site. For some reason I always viewed it as a place for you and your friends to socialize.
How many unique visitors/day are you getting? Is the site growing? Have you had any luck getting people to post links to the site?
You want to know my blood type too?
ReplyDeletewhat color was your last dookie?
ReplyDeleteThat seems like a good last to use on women at bars.
ReplyDeleteWhen are you going to stop working for the man spurs and just live off of this site?
ReplyDeleteit works like a charm! all you have to do is say, 'hi darling. i was wondering if you could help me win a bet. i bet my friends that your last caca was green but they say it was orange. so whos right?'
ReplyDeleteAt this rate about 30 years DG.
ReplyDeleteAnon sure has his way with women.
ReplyDeleteHe does.
ReplyDeletedg, i have to carry a bat with me...just to knock the women off.
ReplyDeleteEconomist:
ReplyDeleteOnly a few sites have linked here. Not enough. Maybe if thedirty gets a reality show.
whos econo?
ReplyDeleteI like when you use the bat. Brings back memories.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure. I thought it was Drew just changing up his name, but it wasn't. Otherwise I wouldn't have smarted off with the blood type comment.
ReplyDeletewhats his ip so i can attack with a low orbiting ion laser.
ReplyDeleteor maybe raep his bandwidth?
ReplyDeleteI'd like the Economist to comment more. That's the second comment that person has made.
ReplyDeletei made dg pass the fuck out. dare i say that i popped that coochie?
ReplyDelete.
ReplyDeleteYeah, the comments are going to screw up soon. The number of comments when you go the main page on this post is way off.
ReplyDeleteDon't go Economist, Don't go!
ReplyDeletePromise me you'll comment again Economist. That you won't give up, no matter what happens, no matter how hopeless. Promise me now, Economist, and never let go of that promise.
ReplyDeleteOverboard.
ReplyDeletekinda seems like somebody is being an intro-web hoochie?
ReplyDeleteThat's awesome.
ReplyDeleteyou wouldnt?
ReplyDelete198! yeah! fuck yeah!
ReplyDeleteI think this will be the last comment to show up on this post for awhile. I might post something else, I just have no ideas.
ReplyDeleteCheck out this movie. It's definitely oscar worthy:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBt1SihHDt0
hhhmmm...what can you post?
ReplyDeletePost my monster greg
ReplyDeletetest!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhale Wars comes on on Friday.. I don't know what time, but you're in a different time zone anyway
ReplyDeleteumm did it eat my comment again
ReplyDeleteHow about that hot chic that was arrested for spying for Russia?
ReplyDeleteI think it's funny how her face is so tan.. but her chest and arms are so light
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