Diana Ramirez.. I have loved her since the second I saw her on Sopranos. Whatcha think?
I thought she was hot ever since I saw her on the Sopranos as well Oz. She's a Scorpion too (as if I know what that means). Anytime a woman mentions her sign like it defines her, that's when I get really interested, hoping that going to a palm reader awaits me.
oh mio Dio, io ti amo
ReplyDeleteAJ was such a puss around her.
ReplyDeleteshe is hot, surprised oz picked her sionce he is known for liking men
ReplyDeleteYeah he was. Oh and way to focus on a typo in a personal e-mail, because I'm sure NO ONE ever has typo's in personal conversation e-mails.
ReplyDeleteHey Oz, I watched the first couple of episodes of Entourage, she's on that show now. That Turtle loser is trying to hit on her.
ReplyDeletenever in my life
ReplyDeleteAt least I'm not dating Stuperman like miami is
ReplyDeleteCalm down Oz. I know it's just a simple spelling error.
ReplyDeleteSpurs: I know, he is an idiot. But he pulls decent tail in real life. Can't be mad at that. Or actually I guess I should be, because according to Stuperman every one hates on people with better lives, like him, turtle and Ari.
ReplyDeletenot even a spelling error, the I and O are next to each other, = typo
ReplyDeleteMe and Stuperman are happy together
ReplyDeleteThere you go Oz. I corrected it.
ReplyDeleteI would poke holes in my own condom for her
ReplyDeleteYeah, it's hard for me to believe he was banging Meadow Soprano in real life too.
ReplyDeleteAre they still together in real life?
ReplyDeleteNo, they broke up and then she was seeing Mark Sanchez.
ReplyDeleteReally, I did not know that. Turtle should try and hook up with this chick, she is smoking hot.
ReplyDeleteHe should. That clown lost a lot of weight too. He was looking like Oz for awhile there.
ReplyDeleteI would like a Miami sandwich with Sloan and Dania..... It would be the best 15 seconds of my life.
ReplyDeleteSloan is hot.
ReplyDeleteYou ever watch Mad Men? January Jones is hot too.
ReplyDeleteI always heard good things about it, but never got to see it. January Jones is not a stage name right? I think I seen her on that website I shot you the other day Idontlikeyouinthatway.com.
ReplyDeleteIt's a great show. From one of the writers of the Sopranos. And yeah, I'm sure it was her that was posted there.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I seen her before. My penis put her on his to-do list.
ReplyDeleteI should check it out. My buddy says the dudes on there are always boning different chicks or something right?
ReplyDeleteWell done. You usually take off work around 5:00?
ReplyDeleteYep. And the writing on the show is great.
ReplyDelete6pm usually, but sometimes I escape early. They are pretty flexible with me, thank god. What about you spurs? You got long hours?
ReplyDeleteDude, I used to love Sopranos till the last 2 seasons. Is it like early Sopranos quality?
ReplyDeleteNah, I have a great schedule. My boss is cool. I was wondering because I have a great pic of Nik's brother I was going to post later.
ReplyDeleteYes it is. The storyline in the show is excellent.
ReplyDeleteCool, I will be around till at least 5 to offer my 2 cents on whatever the pic may offer.
ReplyDeleteI am gonna check it out Spurs if thats the case. Were you let down by the last seasons of Sopranos? I actually caught aglimpse of Sopranos on A&E this morning and was thinking of how Tony got his ass beat by his brother-in-law. I thought that was lame.
Yeah, I think that was the first episode of the last season. I liked how Tony was fucking around with Janice.
ReplyDeleteAnd I kind of liked the last season. I liked how Phil tried to take Tony out. I thought Tony killing Christopher was a little off.
Rather be good looking and chubby than an albino lemur with aids
ReplyDeletePretty funny Oz.
ReplyDeleteYeah There were some good parts in the last season also, I guess my main beef was the way the last episode ended.
ReplyDeleteThat was a cop out, but looking back on it, I'm pretty sure he's dead.
ReplyDeleteTHIS BITCH IS A MONEY GRUBBING SOUL LESS CUNT! I SHOULD PUT HER IN THE ROSE GARDEN!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou should. Call her a wetback too.
ReplyDeleteThat pissed me off the way that Arrested Development's abrupt end pissed me off.
ReplyDeletethe owner of the yankees.....dead.
ReplyDeletethe world has lost a sports legend today.
rest in peace mike myers.
good night, sweet prince
Hey Mel, really like your profile.
ReplyDeleteNever watched Arrested Development, I heard it's great though.
ReplyDeleteI saw that Anonymous. Later George.
ReplyDeleteMel said blow me and smile
ReplyDeleteMel dont be talking shit about my lady like that
ReplyDeleteits quality stuff Spurs. You may be able to check it out at Hulu.
ReplyDeleteI DESERVE ITTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWHAT?!?!
STEINBRENNER WAS AN EVIL JEW, I KILLED HIM BECAUSE HE KILLED JESUS!
ReplyDeleteAnyone I've ever talked to who's watched it had nothing but good things to say about it. I'll check it out.
ReplyDeleteGood for you Mel.
ReplyDeleteoh man, i just heard that richard nixon died!
ReplyDeletethe world of comedy has lost a legend today.
rest in peace elvis presley.
good night, sweet prince.
Woopi Goldberg says she supports Mel
ReplyDeleteTerrible news Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteDick Nixon is gone!!!!! The horror.
ReplyDeleteI saw that too Miami. She also said Polanski didn't "rape rape" that girl.
ReplyDeleteShe is very intelligent and totally not oblivious to anything.
ReplyDeletePolanski stuck it in her 14 year old pooper. If thats not a crime, we'd all be doing it, am I right or am I right?
ReplyDeleteHer opinion is as worthless as Ashton Kutcher's.
ReplyDeletewho's with me? 14 year old putang? c'mon!
ReplyDeleteI have plenty of energy to drive over there. You understand me? AND I WILL! SO JUST FUCKING LISTEN TO ME. LISTEN TO MY FUCKING RANTING. LISTEN TO WHAT YOU DO TO ME.
ReplyDeleteOz you are not chubby, at least not in those naked pics you sent me.
ReplyDeleteMel would for sure Miami.
ReplyDeleteYou still seem pissed Mel.
ReplyDeleteYou're still able to see kinkyb!tch?
ReplyDeleteMy soul is screaming because you don't have one to join mine.
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one that hasn't listened to all of those Mel Gibson tapes? I listened to a bit of the one from yesterday--yikes, psycho. That's what he gets for behaving that way in the first place though.
ReplyDeleteYou're just better than everyone Mel.
ReplyDeleteKB played naked leap frog with an iron rod before drunken sex with a stranger.... I like KB
ReplyDeleteYeah, I can. I had to have Lasik done, but I'm good now.
ReplyDeleteJK Oz/double oh 4.
They are entertaining kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeletethanks KB, but I got to admit, my penis was chubby in that pic, thats all i got.
ReplyDeleteHe wasn't a stranger, Miami. I knew his name and what city he was from.
ReplyDeleteIt's like they were dear old friends Miami.
ReplyDeleteWell, I liked you more when I thought you got a little strange at the club
ReplyDeleteNone of you guys have had crazy nights like that? You know, where the next day you just kinda chuckle and thank geezus you didn't get arrested for breaking and entering and public indecency?
ReplyDeleteWait, is that last on even a real charge, Wop?
the booger eating frenchie drugged that kid and ass fucked her...even when she said no. i kinda think thats rape.
ReplyDeleteim pretty sure breaking and entering is still a real offense.
ReplyDeletehas anyone ever taken a dump in the shape of their intestines?
ReplyDeleteno, but I have wanted to try that tea that makes you do that, Anon.
ReplyDeleteI shit an actual squirrel
ReplyDeleteFUCK YOU! I don't involve the police in anything because I stand up for myself. You, you weak CUNT, you call the FUCKING cops.
ReplyDeleteWhat's this story I missed?
ReplyDeletekb, have you heard about that stuff that is supposed to make you shit worms?
ReplyDeleteIs Mel = Diabeetus?
ReplyDeletemel has 'beetus'?
ReplyDeleteHey 2d4u. How was Twilight? ;) I thought you got name jacked when that was posted, haha
ReplyDeleteno Miami, he is Aussie
ReplyDeleteew, no. What is that, Anon? That tea stuff I read about a year or so ago--people posted pics of there shits and it really did look like intestines. Some people are ridic. That Master cleanse lemonade apparently does similar, if you do the saline flushes and (I think) it's called Senna tea as well
ReplyDeleteI was in Houston visiting my parents kb and my mother actually wanted to go see it, so I went with her. Long movie.
ReplyDelete"has anyone ever taken a dump in the shape of their intestines?"
ReplyDeleteYou proud of that Anonymous?
KB try a colonic. Its like anal with water.
ReplyDeleteI'll find the story 2dirty4u.
ReplyDeleteYeah yeah, I read the coughliecough explanation.
ReplyDeleteDid you get excited when you saw the previews for Harry Potter 7 before the movie started??
Here it is:
ReplyDelete"it's not even that funny now that I think about it...
there was this one time where I hooked up w/this guy. He said he didn't live far from where the party was at, so we walked (well, he carried me after I stumbled one too many times the 2 blocks away that it was). So we go in his bedroom through these french doors on the side of the house and are doing stuff and just when we're both completely naked, I hear a garage door opening. The guy yells "fuck, is today the 12th or the 11th?" I'm like "uhh..." and he says "get up, we gotta go, hurry" and starts grabbing our clothes and going out the doors. I'm like wtf...EVERYthing was blurry, I couldn't even see which way he went, and towards the front of the house I see car lights, I'm like shit, can they see me? So then I hear "I'm over here, behind the fence" so I follow his voice and see him getting dressed (they had a rod iron fence) and my clothes are next to him. He's all "come on, jump the fence, we gotta go". Jump the fence?? Who the fuck was he kidding? A chick jump a fence, maybe (if she's black), but a non black chick who is drunk?? Yeah, okay. So he has to help me get over, that was the scariest thing ever, trying to jump a rod iron fence NAKED, but I made it and then got dressed. So we start to leave and I'm like "uh, so what was that all about?" and he says "I don't really live there, that is my friend's house. I asked him if I could come here earlier w/you and he said fine, that he had left the french doors open to his parent's place. He is house sitting and they weren't supposed to be back until the 12th, but I think today is the 12th, I can't remember right now. I hope they didn't call the cops, I know they saw you when you came out of the room naked, you stood there too long before you ran to me in the backyard".
lolz. Good times."
kb, its some kind of colon flush pill. i read the reviews and somebody said that they saw worms in their crap.
ReplyDeletespurs, i never said i took a crap like that. i just asked if anyone has. read it from northeast to southwest, then you will see what i mean.
No way. Do you know how many people get Hep from colonic places? Or perforations? I'll just drink 2 cups of coffee and call it the same.
ReplyDeletewe actually missed most of the previews with the exception of that new Stallone movie coming out with all the action stars in it. I'm embarrased to say it actually looks kind of cool.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure that is a crime, kb, but i dont get too many public indecency clients
ReplyDeleteKB is that true, I thought they use disposable pieces and parts.
ReplyDeleteWho defines indecency though? I mean, what if I see a naked dude but he looks good? Is it still indecency?
ReplyDeleteI am doing half price colonics in my back yard for anyone interested. Pressure cleaner hooks right up to your butt. Finished in 1 minute.
ReplyDeleteYeah, it's true. I read it on the internet.
ReplyDeleteSounds like a money maker Miami.
ReplyDeleteAnon, get that pill and tell me how it works/how you feel afterwards.
ReplyDeletekb, hell no. im not gonna take a shit maing pill. what if im in line at a store and i crap my pants? (again).
ReplyDeletekb said...
ReplyDeleteWho defines indecency though?
The Law.
You should just wear diapers Anonymous, that way you can go whenever and wherever you want.
ReplyDeleteWell, do it on one of your days off and just cancel all plans for the day. I don't want to buy it and then it doesn't even work.
ReplyDeletedoes the state of arizona still consider pissing behind a dumpster as a sex crime?
ReplyDeleteKB
ReplyDeleteif you are serious, try this. It comes highly recommended and I bought one. I have stomach issues and my buddy, who owns a nutrition store and is a body builder, used it himself and stands by it.
http://www.amazon.com/Cleansing-Detox-Lee-Nutritional-Support-Packets/dp/B000V5FBSA
kb, you buy it and wear a skirt without any panties....then leave a snail trail wherever you go.
ReplyDeletesnail trail
ReplyDeleteewww that is gross
That's funny.
ReplyDeleteKB, I should say though, I never tried it. It requires you to stop eating meat for a week.
ReplyDeletewaiting to try it, very soon.
ReplyDeleteoh I could do that, I don't even like meat really. What about chicken/fish? I just want to see what can come out of me, really. I mean, if I feel better too, great. But if there really is a ton of stuff there, then it should come out.
ReplyDeletesee, read this!:
ReplyDeleteResearch has found that any average person contains about five to twenty pounds of waste that is accumulated in their colons. This is the reason why one can find literally hundreds of advertisements telling about the dangers of deadly toxins that can lead to parasite build up and ultimately colon cancer. One reality that we cannot run away from in today's modern world is the increasing amount of pollution coupled with bad food habits. Since it is impossible to eliminate these dangerous chemicals, it is therefore prudent to find some kind of means to detoxify the body. This is where colon cleansing pills come in to the picture.
Gross! I don't want to get colon cancer
i dunno about that statement. wheres the research they have to back up their claims? anything from an accredited medical publication?
ReplyDeleteKb, eat some boiled cabbage. a couple a pounds of that stuff brings a whole 'nother meaning to the phrase, "Blow it out your ass".
ReplyDeleteit's on the internet...how can it not be true? Get the worm pill, I will get the tea, then we can compare notes/poop pics and decide which product is better. Until then, I'm off to do it the easy way, have more coffee. Do not think of me while I am doing so, that would just be weird. Toodles!
ReplyDeleteNo, colon cancer doesn't sound fun at all kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteHave fun with the coffee kinkyb!tch. And if it's on the internet, it's true.
ReplyDeletewell spurs i thought colon cancer was what you underwent chemo for
ReplyDeleteGood one Oz, but it was nut cancer.
ReplyDeletecancer sucks
ReplyDeleteIt does.
ReplyDeleteSpurs is Lance Armstrong?
ReplyDeleteI am. Without the bike riding. And Sheryl Crow banging.
ReplyDeleteI guess only having one nut would make riding a bicycle more comfortable...
ReplyDeleteThat and PED's.
ReplyDeleteWell thanks for starting that plastic fucking bracelet fad.
ReplyDeleteSpurs did they take one out?
ReplyDeleteLive Strong CBT.
ReplyDeleteYep, and I keep it in a jar by my bed Miami.
ReplyDeleteNothing like seeing a bunch of folks wearing shit that looks like it came out of a box of Lucky Charms.
ReplyDeleteWWJD?
ReplyDeleteThat whole idea was a great money maker.
ReplyDeleteKeep it close by Spurs
ReplyDeleteI bet Sheryl Crow was really hot when she was 19.
ReplyDeleteWWJD? Blame shit on the Jews.
ReplyDeleteI will Miami. I'm thinking of putting it in a safe deposit box.
ReplyDeleteShe was probably hot at 19, you're right CBT.
ReplyDeleteMaybe some day technology will cure the cancer and give you a way to re-attach it.
ReplyDeleteThat's what I'm hoping for.
ReplyDeleteFMB is doing a colon cleanse... we were at a nurition store and him and the clerk are going on and on about crapping for like 45 mins while I walked around looking at all the supplements, eventually I left cause I was tired of hearing about diferent qualities of crap and frequency of crapping. UGH!
ReplyDeleteHaving only one ball would pretty much explain why Spurs is kind of a wussy sometimes.
ReplyDeleteWow, what an interesting conversation they were having. So what time is your appointment today Elfie?
ReplyDeleteThat's it CBT.
ReplyDeleteSpurs has one ball and a loaner penis ever since DG started carring it around in her purse.
ReplyDeletekb, try some Golytely (sp?).
ReplyDeleteI have been eating lemons non stop... it's a good natural colon cleanse.. I highly recommend it
ReplyDeleteBravo Skeets, hilarious.
ReplyDeleteIt was at 8.
ReplyDeleteHow many lemons have you eaten Astrid?
ReplyDeleteSo you already went. How did it go?
ReplyDeleteGolytely
ReplyDeleteThis preparation will require a prescription from the doctor. It consists of a gallon jug with a powder mix inside. The patient will fill the jug with water to make a drink out of the powder. The instructions are usually to drink one 8 oz glass of the mixture every 10 minutes until the entire gallon is finished or eliminations are clear. After the first few glasses, bowel evacuation (in the form of diarrhea) will begin. Before the gallon is finished, many people find that their evacuations are totally clear and all the waste material is gone from the colon.
I ate two big lemons in one day
ReplyDeleteAnd that worked for you?
ReplyDelete# To reduce any anal discomfort, use adult wet wipes or a water spray to clean off instead of toilet paper.
ReplyDelete# Keep plenty of clear liquids on hand to drink. Water gets boring and you need to stay hydrated.
# Follow doctor's instructions. You wouldn't want to have to do the prep all over again because you didn't get it right the first time.
# Be prepared to spend most of the day before your test on the toilet. Bring a book.
Good I guess. The clincian was like "you're not crazy, I assure you even though you may feel that way, you aren't" and I hadn't even told her I thought I was? She definitely thinks I am crazy. She said the eyelash pulling is rare, she has never treated anyone with it before and isn't sure how to proceed with treatment for that until she talks to someone about it.
ReplyDeleteDamn. So you going to go back when she finds something out?
ReplyDeletewhat was the appt about Elfie? Did you see a therapist? My mom has seen people who pull their eye lashes... one needed surgery to remove a ball of hair from her intestines. I think she was out her regular hair and eating it to..
ReplyDeleteEating hair? That's sad.
ReplyDeleteeating del taco.. that's sad
ReplyDeletestfu spurs!!!
ReplyDelete..or I'll roofie your bean burrito and put you in van der sloot's cell
You really have a crush on that guy, don't you?
ReplyDeleteYeah I have to go back anyway because she has to clear her med recomendations with someone too. They ask all kinds of intrusive questions and I HATED it. They asked me if I had an abnormal sexual beahviors I was concerned about and I laughed.
ReplyDeleteDo you have any abnormal sexual behaviors you'd like to share with us Skeets?
ReplyDeleteI don't eat my hair, I just get stressed out and will stroke my eyelashes and eyebrows and then eventually I start tugging on them.
ReplyDeleteIt was a psych eval Astrid, I got diagnosed with ADD and Trichotillomania.
At first glance I thought the last words was nymphomania. I was about to get excited.
ReplyDeleteNo, not at all. I guess they have to rule out other things you may have, so they ask lots of questions. but it's uncomfortable.
ReplyDeleteDid you have to strip?
ReplyDeleteI heard Van Der Sloot has the HIV
ReplyDeleteIf he doesn't have it, he'll get it soon.
ReplyDeleteHe'll get Peruvian HIV in the butt
ReplyDeleteYep. Maybe he can give it to Astrid.
ReplyDeleteAstrid, you trying to set up a conjugal visit with van der mutt?
ReplyDeleteTerrible Astrid, I think making love to cats has made you crazy.
ReplyDeleteChalupa penis
ReplyDeleteVan Der Sloot has the HIV? really? He is creepy looking
ReplyDeleteI don't think he has it yet, but he will. I read here or somewhere else that inmates will pay HIV positive inmates $10 to rape someone to give them HIV.
ReplyDeleteThats what I heard. It could be a BS story. Who knows? One time I heard pop rocks and soda will kill you.
ReplyDeletePop rocks and soda CAN kill you! I read it online, that means it is true.
ReplyDeleteYes, the pop rocks and soda rumor was great.
ReplyDeletespurs you need to let things go.. Nik is a real blogger, CBT looks better than you naked, drew has a greg, and I am all round cooler than you are
ReplyDeleteThanks for clearing that up Astrid. I'm glad I know now.
ReplyDeleteThis chick is smokin'.
ReplyDeleteYeah she is. What's going on EV?
ReplyDeleteRoidfag is talking about rectum functions with another dude at a GNC? yeah thats not gay at all
ReplyDeleteNope, not at all.
ReplyDeleteCheck your e-mail Oz.
ReplyDeleteNothing much, you?
ReplyDeleteNot much man. Went around the block a little bit ago and smoked a bowl, but I got some regular shit this time, it's not that good.
ReplyDeleteYou walk around the block to smoke?
ReplyDeleteNo, I drive around for a few minutes. I always ask if my boss wants anything from the "store" because I'm nice. She never does which is good, because I don't want to stop.
ReplyDeleteSpurs smokes out the scion... Now thats hot boxin!
ReplyDeleteIt is Oz.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, be easy.... I am gonna scale the walls and get the fuck out of here
ReplyDeleteBTW, OZ, This chick I would eat out like a free buffet
ReplyDelete