Monday, September 27, 2010
Being A Bigtime Blogger Has Its Perks
SPURS FAN enjoys some time off with his buddy Mr Bubble, a bottle of Rex-Goliath (aka Big Cock), and a Giant Rainbow Lollipop..... What a Fucking Fag.
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lol
ReplyDeleteParents out of town?
ReplyDeleteFunny Bitchhog, but no.
ReplyDeleteGlad you had a laugh Q. I figured being people were cool enough to put themselves out there for the site (CBT, Pam, RQ, QB, *MTQT*, kinkyb!tch, DG, Drew, even that pussy Oz), I'd give plenty of ammo on this video so I could get ripped.
ReplyDeleteYou really are bigtime, Spurs.
ReplyDeleteDoes it make you uncomfortable that none of the guys are commenting yet? I am sure they are thankful for that speedy replay button.
Did your mom shoot the video?
ReplyDeleteI thought I was brave but I dont know if I'm that brave. It has the makings of a SNL skit or a men on film feel to it.
ReplyDeleteGood one. Yes, very uncomfortable.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, I am bigtime. Can't you tell by the bubble bath? Only "ballers" can pull that off.
Yes, my mom shot the video. It was her idea.
ReplyDeleteIt's like Braveheart 2 Q (rhymed).
ReplyDeletei think you have opened a floodgate. now cbt and drew are gonna start sending in videos of them giving themselves prostate massages.
ReplyDeletepic related:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.malemilkings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/tgirl-gives-male-prostate-massage.jpg
Funny man, but I can't check your link out right now. I will soon.
ReplyDeleteI hope this doesn't give drew inspiration.
ReplyDeleteAre you actually talking in this video or just licking a huge lollipop in a bathtub? The speaker on my work computer got ruined week before last when the office flooded. Either way this video is quite disturbing.
ReplyDeleteI had to take my focus elsewhere on the video. That's some badass flowered wallpaper in your parents room.
ReplyDeleteI don't think it's going to give anyone any inspiration.
ReplyDeleteYes, there's talking going on Skeets, but there's music playing in the video.
ReplyDeleteI was already depressed coming to work after vacation. Now I'm traumatized.
ReplyDeleteFunny DG, but once again, this isn't at my parent's house. My mom is an interior designer, she has more sense than that.
ReplyDeleteSorry to traumatize you.
ReplyDeleteI didn't hear talking but its loud here. Idk if I have the stomach to rewatch it
ReplyDeletethis whole video reminds me of peewee's playhouse for some reason.
ReplyDeletebefore I saw the credits, i thought the name of the song was "i'm a self-made pretty male"
ReplyDeleteIt is Giraffe. I'm here, and I'm queer.
ReplyDelete"this whole video reminds me of peewee's playhouse for some reason."
ReplyDeleteAwesome. That was mentioned while this was being done.
I think this is a rent by hour hotel room....that's why the bed is right next to the bathtub...
ReplyDeletei bet there are glory holes all over those walls.
I'm a trillionaire Giraffe. What a cheesy song.
ReplyDeleteThis video is almost as disturbing as jarsquatter
ReplyDeleteThere were glory holes everywhere.
ReplyDeleteAnal probe.
ReplyDeleteIt does look like a motel honeymoon suite. You shldve brought a black light.
ReplyDeleteI brought along a disco ball.
ReplyDelete"Awesome. That was mentioned while this was being done. "
ReplyDeleteYes, i'm sure you had a mammoth production team directing your every move.
Just Spielberg and Cameron Giraffe.
ReplyDeleteum, anyone who would use a hotel room like that is not terribly concerned about anything a black light would reveal.
ReplyDeletethere is probably cum splatter on the ceiling fan.
Only because I was hanging from a ceiling fan at one point.
ReplyDeleteHoly mother fuck you are a fruit. Hey your hair is running away fast from your Fetal Alcohol Syndrome face, somebody get the man(?) some rogaine STAT!
ReplyDeleteAnd no wonder you call me fat your malnourished and have the chest of a 10 year old.
Good god, end it already
I can picture it.
ReplyDeleteI think you might have a future as etrades next talking baby.
there is probably cum splatter on the ceiling fan.
ReplyDeleteTheres probably cum splatter on his ass cheeks so of course he doesnt care
Hey Giraffe, look, Oz is back. His pussy must have stopped hurting.
ReplyDeletecan you post a picture of you in a diaper, in a giant crib, spurs? maybe with a bonnet on?
ReplyDeleteGood thing you were drinking the big cock, cause its obvious you dont have one between your legs
ReplyDelete"somebody get the man(?) some rogaine STAT!"
ReplyDeleteFunny. Someone get Oz some condoms so his legal secretary check won't be next to nothing after child support payments!
SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteHey Giraffe, look, Oz is back. His pussy must have stopped hurting.
yeah dude, say whatever you want man... hahahaa I actually feel horribly bad for you now. I didnt realize you ACTUALLY had AIDS
"Richard fucking simmons watched this video and called spurs a fag"
ReplyDeleteThat's funny.
Somebody call this pay by the hour hotel and let them know they have a really bad alien lemur problem
ReplyDeleteWell, Wop, I bet it would be a lot easier to turn a gay man straight than it would be for you to lose weight.
ReplyDelete"Somebody call this pay by the hour hotel and let them know they have a really bad alien lemur problem"
ReplyDeleteThat's hilarious.
you should have paid the extra $5 for the honeymoon suite. that way you could have got the heart shaped tub and the upgraded drink (mad dog 20/20).
ReplyDeleteI don't make enough money from the site Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteAlso, the fact that you held a five hour private dress rehearsal in front of your mirror before your big parking meter shoot is far more gay. Your picture was not a parody. This video is.
ReplyDeleteso, Wop, I ask, who is more gay? I believe it is YOU.
ReplyDeleteThanks Giraffe. I think Oz is looking for another beating.
ReplyDeleteWhen you are losing in the courtroom do you just storm out? And mind you, I'm entertaining the notion that you are even an attorney
ReplyDeleterq said...
ReplyDelete"can you post a picture of you in a diaper, in a giant crib, spurs? maybe with a bonnet on?"
I saw a clip of a talk show once with people who had baby fetishes... it was almost as disturbing as this mess.
do you leave your client sitting there to fend for himself? I can only imagine you do, since you fucking ran out of here all insulted on friday.
ReplyDeleteThat actually made me laugh Spurs. Nobody here can ever accuse you of not having a sense of humor man!
ReplyDeleteThis is what the court reporter plays when "attorney" Oz walks in to the court room Giraffe:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgTJVoOn8CQ
Thanks 2dirty4u, glad you found it funny man.
ReplyDeleteI think so, too, Spurs. I would love to be an opposing attorney and make him cry in the courtoom. The judge probably keeps ten kleenex boxes under his robe for whenever Wop is scheduled to be in court.
ReplyDeleteThat newest Gorillaz album is bad ass by the way.
ReplyDeletei have a feeling right now drew is getting out his cleanest tighty whiteys and writing 'i know nik richie' on the ass and warming up his vhs camcorder to record and submit his own version of autoerotic asphyxiation for the site.
ReplyDeletethat was beautiful! and mesmerizing - like your disco ball.
ReplyDeleteThe judge only sees Oz when he walks in with court papers he delivers. But he's a "lawyer" because he handles documents.
ReplyDeleteGiraffe:
ReplyDeleteCheck out that whole Gorillaz album. It's so smooth.
i guess Wop is out getting depositions regarding his cool factor - he needs some reassuring after his mental beat down.
ReplyDeletewhat a man, wop. what a man. can dish it out, but can't take it.
just like that bitch QB. Calling a truce on HER post. apologizing to me.
yip, I won.
You'd like this song too:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=84M5K0KBzbA&feature=related
do you leave your client sitting there to fend for himself? I can only imagine you do, since you fucking ran out of here all insulted on friday.
ReplyDeleteI actually had a 1:15 hearing for my fake job, thats why I "ran" out of here.
I really couldnt give a shit what you and you pet albino spider monkey say about me, honestly. It is more than apparent that I live a life a million times better then either of you two freak shows
Fatty is going to pack up his salt lick again and head home crying.
ReplyDeletealbino spider monkey? hahaha....that was funny.
ReplyDeleteYes, that was funny.
ReplyDeleteThat was a dreamy song!
ReplyDeleteDid you guys here that the segway inventor ran himself off a cliff driving one? he died. is that some ironic shit or what?
I didn't hear about that.
ReplyDeleteSalt licks will give you hypertension, I hope wop is careful...but somehow I think he's got more than a salt lick in his lunch pail, spurs.
ReplyDeleteyeah check it out, pretty funny stuff. he was cruising the grounds of his estate and ran the thing clear off a cliff in the middle of the night. they found him floating in the river, along with his segway.
ReplyDeleteFACT: anyone who lives in tuscon is living a substandard life.
ReplyDeleteI have a 10:15 insanity hearing so i need to get.
ReplyDeleteback later.
Name jacking? Terrible.
ReplyDeletehaha, no that was me, spurs? making fun of meself.
ReplyDeleteOh. That's funny.
ReplyDeleteWhen was the last time you saw a gym spurs? 1996?
ReplyDeleteSpurs are you ever ashamed of yourself when you continuously crawl up RQ's ass every chance you get? I am embarrassed for you.
ReplyDelete"Please, Please like me RQ.."
ReplyDelete199-never
ReplyDelete1990 DG.
ReplyDeleteIt's not like I haven't ripped her Oz, you're just pissed she's ripping on you now.
ReplyDelete"199-never"
ReplyDeleteGood one.
You have the body of a malnourished 9yr old
ReplyDeleteSPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteIt's not like I haven't ripped her Oz, you're just pissed she's ripping on you now.
no, actually, I really dont care
Oh, okay Oz. My bad then.
ReplyDeleterq said...
ReplyDeleteFACT: anyone who lives in tuscon is living a substandard life.
yeah there is NOBODY here that is rich, famous, or successful. Ignorant.
I'll tell you what is a fact, somebody that has no money of their own, no job, no friends, and is bat shit crazy is living a substandard life.
dg, I think we need a video of you in a bubble bath now. What do you think? I'll be your camera man.
ReplyDeleteThat sounds like a plan.
ReplyDeleteyup, with way less bubbles of course!
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of videos, rq hasn't done one in a while. I think it's about time for a new one rq.
ReplyDeleteIs this why I never got a text Friday night Spurs? I see you took my advice on the role playing, but next time let a partner participate.
ReplyDeleteFunny Queen Bee, and I was going to text you, but I just never did. And then on Saturday I was going to, but then you wrote you were going to see a movie.
ReplyDeleteI see. Well, I know Susan thinks my mental capacity is that of a tic tac, but I can text and watch a movie simultaneously. (cashing in on my 50 cent words today...bravo me!)Anyway, the movie was kickass.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I think I'm going to see it this weekend. And yes, I know you can text and type, but I figured you were with Goatee.
ReplyDeleteMeant text and watch a movie.
ReplyDeleteHe knows we are friends, it's cool St. Spurs :)
ReplyDeleteSo, where is my frenemy Susan? Making a snuff video?
ReplyDeleteAll right Queen Bee, well sometime I'll come over to Houston so we can hang out.
ReplyDeleteI don't know where she went.
ReplyDeletespurs: how do you get your eyes to bulge out so far from your skull?
ReplyDeleteDamnit, I wanted to congratulate her on getting me to wave the white flag...actually I thought it was pretty nice of me to apologize, don't you think? I bow down to the Queen of keyboard warriors.. come to think of it,I bet she's having trophy made as we speak. :) It is after all quite an accomplishment in all of her 47 years on this Earth.
ReplyDeleteI don't know Oz.
ReplyDeleteHey Columbo!
ReplyDeleteIt was nice of you QB.
ReplyDeleteHey QB!
ReplyDeleteWell it is a feat, whether it be from the chronic masturbation, the drugs, or your disease, it is impressive.
what are the odds this video ends up on the dirty?
ReplyDeleteDid you get what I sent Spurs? :)
ReplyDeleteYes. Thank God for bubbles.
ReplyDeleteProbably pretty fucking strong 2dirty4u. I thought about that too. I asked that put spursfansays.com be put somewhere on the video, but it's not.
ReplyDeleteI got it QB.
ReplyDeleteYes, thank God for the bubbles.
ReplyDeleteDG-what company do you work for? If you don't mind disclosing that info, just curious.
ReplyDeleteI'm not disclosing that here qb.
ReplyDeleteUnderstood...I'm gonna ask Spurs to give you my email..I had some questions if you don't mind me asking.
ReplyDeleteWere you doing lines off the toilet seat prior to this video?
ReplyDeleteDirtygirl327@gmail
ReplyDeleteCome on dg, disclose it here for all of us. At least make it easier for me to stalk you.
ReplyDeleteI don't like internet life and real life mixing
ReplyDeleteCan't say I blame you.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I gotcha dg. Not trying to stalk you (I'm secretly stalking you 2D4U lol) But, I just had a couple of questions, but it's really no big deal.
ReplyDelete"dg said...
ReplyDeleteI don't like internet life and real life mixing"
So I gather that deal with Anonymous was either bullshit or it didn't go so well?
Nope DG, no lines.
ReplyDeleteHi CBT :) How was your weekend with Bertinelli? :)
ReplyDeleteI would like to stalk 2d Too. There has got today be something tempting about him since his coworker can't let him go
ReplyDeleteI can't wait to get home and watch this video. Apparently it has it all, bad motel, balding meth heads, glory holes and lines off a toilet seat.
ReplyDeleteHi QB. It was good. I'm still amazed at how much fun I'm having with an age appropriate woman.
ReplyDeleteNo. Anon and I do know each other. It did take some time to agree to Meet.
ReplyDeleteYes cbt. The video is a reenactment of your younger days
ReplyDeleteOkay.
ReplyDeleteI must now do some work at my mysterious job.
Well y'all, I gotta run. I gotta go buy some caution tape to rope off parking at the TEA Party with. Every other old motherfucker in this town has a handicap tag so we got to lay out a huge handicapped area.
ReplyDeleteLater DG, CBT.
ReplyDeleteI love it spursface its so GQ and raw~!
ReplyDeletePamcakes! What's up dollface?
ReplyDeleteHey Pam. How are you? Glad you liked it.
ReplyDeleteGotta run guys! The cold front came in (finally) so the weather is amazing! I'm going to start on dinner (turkey chili) and fudge brownies for dessert! Oh, and a new Radio Bam comes on in a few! Be back later Spurs! (Willy Wonka)
ReplyDeleteLater Queen Bee. And you're right, the weather feels great.
ReplyDeletei pretty much figured everyone was going to think dg and i was bullshit. but whatever, we dont have anything to prove. believe or not, we dont care.
ReplyDeleteI just thought you guys were screwing with everyone. Didn't know you were serious.
ReplyDeleteI wish I could unseen what I just saw. Is that a word? Spurz has gone big time. Did P Diddy shoot that video? What up fuckers? I hate the Jets and the Yankees. Fuck New York and fuck Jersey.
ReplyDeleteHeres the Hooman Lamas team getting blasted on TMZ. The comments are funny.
http://www.tmz.com/2010/09/27/andrew-keegan-shayne-lamas-nik-richie-bachelor-check/#comments-anchor
What's up Fl Anonymous? I agree, fuck New York and Jersey.
ReplyDeleteLooks more ballin than Nik's life
ReplyDeleteThose comments are funny.
ReplyDeleteGood one Oz.
ReplyDeleteI mean...what was even the point of that?
ReplyDeleteDisturbing does not even begin to describe this, Spurs. That lollipop licking is not acting, not at all.
ReplyDeleteis this why L keeps asking for her bikini bottoms back? That is what she made you wear?
ReplyDeleteOkay kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteYes, I wore them.
ReplyDeletehahaahahha :) That was great, nice job Spurs!
ReplyDeleteSo How Bout Them Cowboys? That game was awesome. You might as well go ahead and get the superbowl tickets now, remember our deal....
~~~~PAMMMMMYYYYYY~~~~~~~~~
ReplyDeleteyou never sent me ur new number
FACEBOOK ASAP
Glad you found the humor in it TX. And yes, I remember our deal.
ReplyDeleteAnd you're right, that game was awesome.
ReplyDeletecowfaggits suck
ReplyDeletebut giants are down right embarrassing
Pretty sure you are going to owe me Oz.
ReplyDeleteWho do the Giants play next?
ReplyDeleteprobably.
ReplyDeleteBears
That should be a good game.
ReplyDeleteYea it was pretty awesome, some of my friends are going to make a video this weekend, I think we should do another video contest, like when RQ had the whole dance off thing....
ReplyDelete~~~~ELFIE, QB, DG, etc. You Down???~~~~
So Spurs where was this video taken at? Nice bathtub, but why is it in the bedroom like that? We have a big ass bathtub in our apartment its nice, but its in the bathroom! LoL Was that house built in 1970?
I want a video of Ms Tx in the tub!
ReplyDeleteA video contest would be awesome. You need to make another one TX.
ReplyDeleteI agree Oz.
ReplyDeleteIt might help with the horrendous vision of this mess that is burned into my retinas.
ReplyDeleteTalk about sloppy jesus
Okay Oz.
ReplyDeleteThe only way I will do a video in the tub is if Pam, Elfie, QB, and the others do it....RQ is not invited. I dont want something poking up out of the water...
ReplyDeleteOtherwise it will just be something funny, maybe some of my friends and I.
Those were bubbles dipshit.
ReplyDeleteLADIES- Contest Ideas????
ReplyDeleteThat will be cool TX.
ReplyDeletei say we see which lady has the best looking feet
ReplyDeleteTX, let me know if you need help with the cam. I'll be in Dallas this weekend, so I could pop over to Ft. Worth if need be.
ReplyDelete"TX said...
ReplyDeleteThe only way I will do a video in the tub is if Pam, Elfie, QB, and the others do it....RQ is not invited. I dont want something poking up out of the water..."
Funny shit!
Watch out spurs. Chubby is going to report you to the youtube gods. Next, he'll try sue you for mental damages.
ReplyDeletewho the fuck is this idiot now? Jesus Christ
ReplyDeleteParalegals can't sue anyone. I'm not worried.
ReplyDeleteYou guess right
ReplyDeleteOz seems to be mad today. We should send him a box of condoms. Oh, and directions how to use them of course.
ReplyDeleteYeah Ill take condom lesson from you, you use a thimble just to jack off
ReplyDeleteGive me a break
That'd be like asking lindsey lohan how to stay sober
Yeah real tough anon, mystery dissing. FAG
ReplyDeleteYou stole that thimble line from Anonymous. Try to be original Oz.
ReplyDeletenever read that, but thanks
ReplyDeletegreat minds
Chubby. I think Spurs is really that girl that shaved her head to look like a teen boy, and molested a girl in a hotel. He has small boobs and no penis, so it's obvious. I think you should send this video to the cops as evidence in that case while you're working on reporting him to youtube.
ReplyDeleteTX, let me know if you need help with the cam. I'll be in Dallas this weekend, so I could pop over to Ft. Worth if need be.
ReplyDelete2dirty4u how old are you? You want to get together and have a few drinks? You know just a casual hang out. Spurs could come into DFW to, right Spurs....
If I needed a camera "man" i'd just get one of my girlfriends to do it...lol
Wop, How are you my darling?
ReplyDeleteAsk Spurs for my number and text me...
MUAH! :)
Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteChubby. I think Spurs is really that girl that shaved her head to look like a teen boy, and molested a girl in a hotel. He has small boobs and no penis, so it's obvious.
LOL
Spurs, did you say someone here was an attorney?
ReplyDeleteOz pretends to be one 2dirty4u. Why? You looking at a sexual harassment lawsuit? (sorry, couldn't help it)
ReplyDeletewell, 2d4u- wop is an e-attorney and we occasionally indulge him. anyone can be an expert on any subject on here with the benefit of google.
ReplyDeleteas for you, Miss Texas, why don't you suggest a contest that you can actually win aside from something that involved you eating a gross amount of food in record time.
ReplyDeleteHow about a bathtub contest to see which one of you fatties displaces the most water. yeah, i think you'd win that one.
Oh, and congratulations on your lofty goal of pursuing and education as a pharmacy technician. I am actually laughing my ass of right now. No, really, I am.
E-attorney?
ReplyDeleteGood one.
Companies and Industries for Pharmacy Technician JobsPopular Employers Hourly Rate
ReplyDeleteCVS / Pharmacy $8.70 - $10.91
Wal-Mart Stores, Inc $9.27 - $12.07
Walgreen Co. $8.99 - $11.62
CVS Caremark Corporation $8.75 - $10.89
Rite Aid Pharmacy $7.98 - $11.31
HOLY FUCKING CHRIST HOW MUCH DO YOU CURRENTLY MAKE? YOU ARE GOING TO SCHOOL TO EARN THIS KIND OF MONEY?
i'd love to stay but i just got back from walgreens and i need to piss on some strips and walk my dogs. After that it's gonna be time for judge judy.
ReplyDeleteI just watched this video on my computer finally.
ReplyDeleteThe screen shattered.
RQ how much do you make a year? Zero. Yea, go die in a fire bitch!
ReplyDeletealthough I remain a little confused by exactly what they teach you in pharmacy technician school. How to count out pills and alphabetize bottles of pills? That sounds so fucking satisfying I feel like I need a nap.
ReplyDeleteMISS TEXAS IS A SCHOLAR.
ReplyDelete