Spurs,
Rocket Queen's celebrity twin, Robert Arquette. Oops, I mean Alexis. Maybe this pic can serve as new spank material for some of you out there, particularly you Spurs. No need to thank me.
Oh, and Michelle (Bitchhog) thanks for recognizing my recycling efforts, I want to be remembered for it after I die from drowning in Lake Vapid. Happy Friday Queenie!
Pretty good Queen Bee. I appreciate you thinking of some spank material for me. And I like how you threw "Michelle" in there, like you mean business.
looks like leonard nimoy.
ReplyDeleteHe does. He's scary looking.
ReplyDeleteimagine waking up next to that every morning.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to wake up next to Patricia.
ReplyDeletedidnt nicolas cage marry her?
ReplyDeleteThis thing looks better than Rocket Queen.
ReplyDeleteThen again, so does my Bronco.
ReplyDeleteI absolutely demand that you post a picture of me side by side immediately. I look nothing like this person.
ReplyDeleteThis is an outrage.
spurs i'm sending you a pic right now.
fuck you all...i was trying to enjoy my scone and now my fucking coffee is cold? fuck.
Yes he did Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on CBT?
ReplyDeleteCold coffee sucks Giraffe.
ReplyDeletehey, did you get a chance to mail my bikini bottoms to me yet?
ReplyDeleteTEA Party 10/3. The looney tunes are comin' outta the wood work.
ReplyDeleteyou want my bikini bottoms? they were nice right?
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeletehey, did you get a chance to mail my bikini bottoms to me yet?"
Spurs are you fucking rq?
"hey, did you get a chance to mail my bikini bottoms to me yet?"
ReplyDeleteYou ask that here? No, not yet. I will tonight. Don't worry.
No CBT, that's someone else.
ReplyDeletethat was lindsay.
ReplyDeleteno, i sent you a text first. then i asked here.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you took my advice about trying one.
ReplyDeleteYeah, you asked two days ago. I said I'd mail them. I will.
ReplyDeleteI'm also glad RQ's wasn't the one you tried. I bet that'd turn a man gay in a heartbeat.
ReplyDeleteLindsay, I guarantee he's wearin' 'em on his head right now.
ReplyDeletei bet hes wearing them under his dress.
ReplyDeleteHey John Bear, I like how you act like you are just the biggest mack ever.
ReplyDeleteWell Spurs, I ain't bad for an old man.
ReplyDeletehahaha!!! if spurs fucked lindsay, that trumps any pussy cbt has ever gotten.
ReplyDeleteFuck you, CBT...go tend your swine. And by that I mean the dumb brood of bitches who think that they are going to be alive when your five acres of baxter county land will actually be worth something.
ReplyDeleteAny y'all remember Anthony Michael Hall's character in "16 Candles"? Spurs at 15.
ReplyDeleteLindsay and I didn't do anything.
ReplyDeleteDon't forget his starving cows and 1975 tractor Giraffe.
ReplyDeleteRQ, are you still masturbating to my picture?
ReplyDeletethis little piggie had roast beef, CBT's little piggy had none - cuz he cannot fucking afford it.
ReplyDeleteOnce you're driving a respectable vehicle i *may* put more creedence into what you say, till then don't pass commentary on me.
millhouse from the simpsons....thats me today.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, weak.
ReplyDeleteseriously, people this is, i kid you not, a man with garden gnomes and astro turf on his porch. and one of those fucking annoying flags with a picture of a random flower hanging from his porch.
ReplyDeletekeeping the dream alive, huh, cbt?
Watch out Giraffe, Spider Bear is bound to cast a spell on you in the "spirit world."
ReplyDeleteFucking Chavez. What a joke.
credence? as in credence clearwater revival?
ReplyDeletepoor people should be stripped of the ability to vote. they are not working hard enough and thereby shouldn't count.
ReplyDeletethat would be YOU, CBT and you're entire posse of shitheads.
I don't have a garden gnome, I found a real black lawn Jockey at an antique store in Mountain View, I moved from the place with the Astroturf on the porch (the renters put new, blue Astroturf down) and the Stars and Bars fliess from my porch.
ReplyDelete^ pretty much true.
ReplyDeletewe cant move forward by being held back.
i was going to say people who live in trailers should not be able to vote either, but that is covered under the umbrella of "poor".
ReplyDeleterq, we hate Obama. In fact, we hate W Bush, too. I'm getting this TEA Party turned toward a third party.
ReplyDeleteI'm not a wealthy man, true, but I'm far from poor.
are you going to recruit ron paul?
ReplyDeletei thought there were no leaders in the tea party?
ReplyDeleteFar from poor? What is your barometer, pygmees in africa?
ReplyDeleteI am also not living off my parents charity while I pop pills all day and wait for Judge Judy to come on TV. Nor do I sit in my tract house in a Mexican infested desert hellhole imagining that I'm something more than an aging prescription drug addict.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous, I'm trying to change that.
ReplyDelete:) :) :) :) We win, you lose RQ. haha stupid shim. I love how you're demanding Spurs to do shit for you, nobody takes your idle threats seriously, you and your internet persona are tired. Pick up your toys and go home little one.
ReplyDeletei thought today was a day of love and emotion?
ReplyDeleteexcuse me, for your fucking information, i missed judge judy yesterday.
ReplyDeleterq, you never did answer me. Are you still masturbating to my picture?
ReplyDeleteI love you, RQ.
ReplyDeleteoh, and there are seriously scarcely any mexicans where i live. Largely a white population. But there are currently mexi's outside doing the lawn.
ReplyDeleteone thing i can say is that rq can hold her own on her own. she can have 4 people attacking her but she still doesnt back down and can make quick comebacks. kudos to you rq.
ReplyDeletesee how much you know about women, CBT? you know fucking nothing if you think women sit there and JACK OFF TO PICTURES like men.
ReplyDeleteyou must be one hell of an UN-intuitive lover.
you fucking suck, don't understand women.
Anon: It still is, earlier was the calm before the storm. Keep the love going hun.
ReplyDeleteYes kudos RQ, excellent resiliency :)
ReplyDeleteQB, RQ is resilient, as well as bat shit crazy.
ReplyDeleteRQ, actually I do understand women, very well. However, you're pretty manly with those big ass feet and Adam's apple, so I figured you'd probably do that kinda shit.
bat shit crazy? no. misunderstood? maybe. intelligent? yup.
ReplyDeleteCBT: It's just my opinion of course, but doesnt she look like Alexis Arquette?
ReplyDeleteI'll give rq that, she is intelligent, but she is bat-fucking-shit crazy.
ReplyDelete"Far from poor? What is your barometer, pygmees in africa?"
ReplyDeleteThat's good.
RQ: No, Skeeter isn't my boyfriend, nice try though. And yes, you are fucking stupid for thinking so.
ReplyDeleteQB, who the hell is Alexis Arquette? The only Arquettes I know of are Patricia, Rosana and that no talent little brother of theirs. and
ReplyDeletePictured above, sweetheart. He is actually Robert Arquette, but lives as Alexis. Striking resemblance to RQ.
ReplyDeleteNevermind, I googled "it". Yeah rq favors that thing.
ReplyDeletewhy hasnt somebody thrown russell brand into a wood chipper?
ReplyDeleteThat clown is annoying.
ReplyDeletehes a disgusting, greasy, ugly fucking brit.
ReplyDeleteSpurs as far as the "mack" thing goes, in the last ten days I have spent time with three different vaginas, one aged 20, one aged 23 and one aged 49. Erin and Rudy know about Valarie, Valarie knows about Rudy, but not Erin. Rudy and Erin don't know about each other.
ReplyDeleteI would like to see Russell Brand deposited on the streets of Pontotoc, Mississippi so we could have a pool as to how long it'd take for him get an ass whippin' then tied to the rear bumper of a pickup truck and drug to death.
ReplyDeleteCBT: Have you ever called one of them by the other's name? Like lets say Erin, did you ever call her Rudy? If so, how'd you play it off? Just curious.
ReplyDeleteYou're like a juggler CBT, kind of like a clown. Bozo Bear.
ReplyDeleteHell yes I do, but not the fatass you're imagining.
ReplyDeleteskeeter you little puke - there is a natural evolution to things. then there are those (like you) who refuse change and are just so fucking combative against it because it scares you. You probably work up a nervous sweat when you go to a half way decent restaurant to have dinner. Some are just more comfortable at the trough.
ReplyDeletefat as in plump.
ReplyDeleteThis dude rubs an old lamp and out pop two blond genies. They grant him three wishes. First a huge mansion with rooms full of money appear. Next every room has a naked Victoria's Secret model appear in them. Then there's a knock at the door. Two people in Klan robes and hoods are at the door when the dude answers. They grab him, drag him to the nearest tree and lynch him. After he's dead the two remove their hoods and it's the two blond genies. One says, "I can understand why he'd want a mansion full of money and why he'd want all those beautiful naked women, but why would he want to be hung like a nigger?".
ReplyDeleteyou're right, QB, i actually have them waxed by the lady who does my facial
ReplyDeleteComedy Bear.
ReplyDeleteAnon: Take a look at my Chelsea Clinton pics on Spurs site, you can see I clearly have a black girl butt on a white chicks body...nothing supermodel about it :)
ReplyDeleteif anyone is looking for me this evening, I'll be at J&G's at the phoenician enjoying my favorite chicken dinner.
ReplyDeleteYou piggies enjoy your slop.
Okay, Skeeter understands who built America. Wasn't RQ born in Germany? I wonder what her immigration status is?
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure the last facial rq got was from the octogenarian she was blowing for Ambien money.
ReplyDeletemy immigration status? I have dual citizenship you baxter county buffoon.
ReplyDeleteSo rq, how do you feel about Jews?
ReplyDeletedoes anyone else notice how QB is subliminally trying to charm everyone into thinking she is actually hot. She tries to plant notions regarding her looks into your minds - thoughts that would never naturally come to you.
ReplyDeleteFucking stop already. If someone wants to compliment you, let them do so on their on volition. You are a pathetic hard lump of blue collar shit.
"QB said...
ReplyDeleteCBT: Have you ever called one of them by the other's name? Like lets say Erin, did you ever call her Rudy? If so, how'd you play it off? Just curious."
I call them all sugar, honey or baby. You make the name mistake and your ass is grass, there's no recovery.
i think they are cheap as hell, are hairy, and have big noses. and i don't understand Hannakah
ReplyDeleteactually, it was the brits that built this country.
ReplyDeletePoor lady, she probably has to take 10 min breaks in between the waxing sessions, she begs someone else to take care of you because the thought of waxing your wooly behemoth (pussy) makes her nauseous. But, she is a trooper and manages to wax your pits and mustache.She asks you to come back tomorrow for the pussy wax,knowing tomorrow is her day off. I hope you tip her well RQ.
ReplyDeleterq, there ain't a thing wrong with being blue collar. There is something wrong with being a lazy, lonely gold digger with an Elvis sized pill habit and feet that belong in the NBA.
ReplyDeletejust about everyone hates jews, cbt. so that was a loaded question.
ReplyDeleteQB, don't you know all the Vietnamese chicks run like hell when rq comes in for a pedicure? I bet that takes all fucking day and they charge her extra.
ReplyDeletesay what now? At least I can afford to go and have my body properly taken care of and don't have to live with unsightly razor bumps like you have in your asscrack and pussy. that must be a real hit in the bedroom when combined with your zitty scar face. fucking pus spurting everywhere. yeah, you're hot, QB. you're hot.
ReplyDeletehow tall are you, rq?
ReplyDeletei am 5'8
ReplyDeleteAnd the brits didn't build this country. It wasn't "this country" until after we took it away from them. Americans are really good at taking other people's shit. We took some of this country away from the brits, some from the French, some from Spain, a shitload from Mexico and the rest from the Indians.
ReplyDeleteso a size 8 is about right for your height.
ReplyDeletei concur, anon, thank you.
ReplyDeletei mean if they were any shorter i would be handicapped and walk like a fucking retard.
ReplyDeletethe brits did build this country. before they moved here it was a wasteland of buffalo shit. and america bought the land...not stole it.
ReplyDeleteI can't comment on black folks outside the South, but ours are where they are because we pretty much hung any of them that tried to get educated, at least until Eisenhower sent the 101st in to make us act right.
ReplyDeleteQB - you lost.
ReplyDeletehave a nice day, sunshine.
You'd blend in if you lived in Arkansas Giraffe.
ReplyDelete"you're hot QB, you're hot"
ReplyDeleteThanks RQ, it's about fucking time you fessed up.
Hey Dirk, how's life? Welcome to day 2 of RQ's attempt to convince everyone I'm ugly. Grab a seat and some popcorn if you'd like :)
youre welcome, rq.
ReplyDeleteA the money you conned your family out of under the pretense of going to nursing school. Have you blown it all on imported chocolate, scones, weird teas and pills yet?
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ReplyDeleteThis is why I come here.....I can feel the love here, makes for a good weekend!
ReplyDeleteShe'd blend in nicely off Montrose Ave. here in Houston, Spurs.
ReplyDeletefunny QB
ReplyDeleteHugs and kisses, sideshow. See you in a half hour or less!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHA!!! rq called cbt a nigger. instant classic.
ReplyDeleterq, I'm pretty sure QB has never had a date go to the bathroom and crawl out the window to get away from her.
ReplyDeleteThanks 2DFU...it's about time we hear from a fellow H-town "peep" on here!
ReplyDeleteDual citizenship means you're an army brat, and grew up in military bases not European chateaus.
ReplyDeleteHmmm, I'm a nigger? I don't know that that's all that much of an insult coming from someone who lives like one, you know, no job, spends other folks money on her drug addictions.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA! Love it CBT!
ReplyDeletenot that drugs are bad though.
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteDual citizenship means you're an army brat, and grew up in military bases not European chateaus."
rq's mother was Hitler's fluffer.
What a dull post and rambling by QB.
ReplyDeleteI actually see some resemblences between this man and QB...those god-awful penciled in brows and premature hair loss.
Have a wonderful day! I am off to prance at the beach.
And RQ, you have the most fabulous day of all, Queenie!
i hate americans, they are so close-minded in their understanding and views of the world. that is why i have been granted dual, so people like me , my mom, and my father can come here and spread knowledge to the rest of you.
ReplyDeletehi bh. bye bh.
ReplyDeleteHi Bitchhog! You are the most fabulous piece of royalty of all!
ReplyDeleteI believe rq told me once during one of the three times she called me drunk that her dad was an Army officer. She didn't say which Army, though and a lot of Nazis turned Swiss right before Nuremberg.
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on 2dirty4u?
ReplyDeleteok, bye BH!
ReplyDeleteOh, Anon! My long lost! Lets catch up soon, love.
ReplyDeleteman, dude, do you have those dates marked on your fucking calendar or what? Do you celebrate the anniversary of my phone calls? i bet you do.
ReplyDeletewill do bh.
ReplyDeleteI'm aware of Montrose QB.
ReplyDelete"rq said...
ReplyDeletei hate americans, they are so close-minded in their understanding and views of the world. that is why i have been granted dual, so people like me , my mom, and my father can come here and spread knowledge to the rest of you."
No one's paying any attention to your Eurotrash family. Pack up and get the fuck out.
i bet he recorded the calls and dances like buffalo bill while playing them in the background.
ReplyDeleteWhats up Spurs?
ReplyDeleteI think rq and CBT need to get married and get it over with!
ReplyDeleteNo rq, no dates, but I do remeber what you said. That horrible voice plays over and over in my head like "It's A Small World After All".
ReplyDeleteCBT - you are wrong - no one is paying attention to YOUR baxter county propaganda.
ReplyDeleteWell, except the CIA, as they are gathering intelligence since they will have to explain to a grateful audience why it was necessary to nuke the shit out of the place.
Kind of reminds me of me and my ex, but the sex was good.
ReplyDeleteGermany doesn't recognize dual German-American citizen status unless one parent was born in America. I guess your grandparents were American then.
ReplyDeleteNot much 2dirty4u, how's Houston?
ReplyDeleteOh Dear RQ. Don't let these sycophants ruin your coffee and morning pleasantries. They really just yearn for your attention. Look, they have spent most of their morning talking about her Highness. Go easy on them, for they are feeble.
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeletei bet he recorded the calls and dances like buffalo bill while playing them in the background."
You got it, bud. A phone call from a drunken tranny with a voice like a squirrel with it's nuts in a vice makes my dick sooooo hard.
you have the audacity to critique my angelic voice? dude, your twang was so bad, I thought i was in some hick horror flick. I honestly did not know people actually talked like that.
ReplyDeleteto be honest, i submitted a complaint about your radio station to the federal broadcast adminitration, but they told me not to worry one bit about the content since no one but your immediate circle of friends and family members could understand what the fuck you were saying anyway.
that is fucking funny about buffalo bill.
ReplyDeleteBH, I am going on my hike. I will think of your frolicking at the beach. We will have a beautiful day.
ReplyDeleteAnd take bh with you, RQ. Wait a minute, RQ...you're letting bh go prance at the beach after she and her brothers cut your lawn? Wow, what a great boss you are. Have fun ladies, I'm going to start my weekend. Love to all of the AMERICANS on here, have a great weekend. I hope that bigot RQ and her ventriliquist dummy bh get hung from a tree somewhere, preferably in CBT's lawn! Take plenty of pics Roy :) Later Spurs.
ReplyDeleteQueenie, at least my voice and accent are normal somewhere, unlike your high pitched squeal that only dogs can hear.Queenie
ReplyDeleteyou must be a dog, then. Didn't you just say we had a conversation.
ReplyDeleteI shall call you arfy!
hey...wait a second. wheres the love?
ReplyDeleteQB is leaving to put clearisil on her asscrack.
ReplyDeletetry costco for a discount.
hahahaha!!!
ReplyDeletebai bai everyone. i need to clear my head.
ReplyDeleteQB, what would your God think about what you just said? You are so fucking vacant and not worth the time. GO back to your PTA meeting with the other Costco moms so you can talk about your tv stories and the best way to get stains out. Maybe even spend some time trying to find a wig at Costco when you are done with clipping coupons.
ReplyDeletebye for now rq. enjoy your day.
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell. Great minds think alike. I was typing about Costco while RQ was.
ReplyDeleteQB, yes, you are that transparent.
i frew up.
ReplyDeleteI'm think ing that women who can't land an aging sugar daddy ought not to be talking about another chick's attractiveness level.
ReplyDeletepic related: http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/snacktrain24/i_frew_up.jpg
ReplyDeleteAnonymous, if you wanna puke some more, just imagine rq comin' at you with love in her eyes.
ReplyDeletedrew would fuck a snake no matter what.
ReplyDelete"Naw, just means she lying like she does about her shoe size."
ReplyDeleteDon't know about the shoe size, but there is proof she is lying about her citizenship. One of her parents has to be America, if she really has dual citizenship.
http://www.ehow.com/how_2377660_dual-citizenship-germany-united-states.html
CBT said...
ReplyDeleteAnonymous, if you wanna puke some more, just imagine rq comin' at you with love in her eyes.
Anonymous, before you do what CBT said find and stare at at pic of a Blue Waffle !!!
rq's an Army brat, the daughter of a buck sergeant and a German hooker.
ReplyDeletehey fuck stick...did i not say both of my parents had dual? how do you know one was no american, and how do you know MY dual is with US/Germany?
ReplyDeleteGermany does not even allow dual any longer for people born after a certain age.
Go google something that might be of use to you, like how to properly google facts.
Okay, I lied about the clearisil, but I would would lick QB's ass crack.
ReplyDeletehey skeeter, are you pretty good at math?
ReplyDeleteidiot.
ReplyDeleteSo Swiss and German dual mean you're here illegally like the Mexican's you blew to get them to mow your yard?
ReplyDeleteLater QB.
ReplyDeleteand maybe the US government pays people like me secretly to stay in this country to make it look good to the rest of the world. gotta make up for slobs like you who think running around with BBQ sauce stains all over your shirt is acceptable
ReplyDeleteno I suck at math why?
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your hike Giraffe.
ReplyDeleteI bet money she is an army brat.
ReplyDeleteI'm a US citizen since age 17, CBT. before that I held dual with germany, and now i hold dual with something else.
ReplyDeletetry out this math problem at sourmath.com
ReplyDeletegermany would not allow me to keep my dual past the age of 17 and i had to choose - and at that time - i took on dual with another country to which i have a strong affiliation.
ReplyDeleteNo RQ, maybe you're just lying and like to pretend you aren't really half American because you think it makes you look like you have class or something.
ReplyDeletethat's spurs.
ReplyDeletei mean thanks.
ReplyDelete"rq said...
ReplyDeleteand maybe the US government pays people like me secretly to stay in this country to make it look good to the rest of the world. gotta make up for slobs like you who think running around with BBQ sauce stains all over your shirt is acceptable"
Riiight. That's it. rq is here to teach us Ugly Americans how to be lazy, pill addicted, unsucessful gold diggers and the benefits of having an annoying voice and big feet.
huh? I have lived in Europe most of my life, what the fuck are you talking about? but it's nice your recognize I have more culture and sophistication because I am from abroad.
ReplyDeleteand, by the way, never use the word "class" - it is very white trash.
"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteNo RQ, maybe you're just lying and like to pretend you aren't really half American because you think it makes you look like you have class or something."
BINGO!
seriously, never use the word "class" or "classy" it is just sheer proof positive you have roots steeped in redneck culture and your mom probably shopped at frederick's of hollywood. wtf?
ReplyDeletei find it very ironic that you call me lazy when the whole american culture is based on laziness..pass the buck mentality. Want proof? try having a problem with a business and see how far you get. see how long it fucking takes you to get someone like me on the phone - proactive, diligent, effective. probably ten tiers up the chain of command.
ReplyDeleteAnd my Grandmaw shopped at Frederick's, not my momma.
ReplyDeletethis whole country is lazy and everything is based on convenience.
ReplyDeletego to europe and you will see old people in their nineties shopping, riding their bikes, being active.
here you're toast by the time you're 65, having someone wipe your ass in an old folk's home.
now who is the more lazy culture? huh?
ew.
ReplyDeleterq, you must be intelligent. I woulda thought she'd have a hard time spelling with a constant Xanax buzz.
ReplyDeleteeuropeans have a 38.5 hour work week and studies have shown, during those hours, they are more productive that americans. far more productive in fact.
ReplyDeletehow many of you idiots are at work right now on the fucking computer reading this instead of doing what you are paid to do?
it's the weekend, let's just let the work pile up and tackle it on monday, versus let's get the work done, play hard over the weekend, start fresh on monday.
ReplyDeleteno, you spend the whole day shuffling that stack of paperwork from one side of the desk to the other, huh elfie?
Americans are lazy? They work longer hours than Europeans on average, and take less vacations on average.
ReplyDeleteI can raise my hand on that one Giraffe, though I am getting some work done.
ReplyDeleteRQ, folks here in the hills live long because of the same kinda stuff you mentioned, except they're working. My little daddy is 80 years old and we just put up 118 round bales of hay a couple of weeks ago. The on'ry old fart worked my ass off and didn't break a sweat.
ReplyDeleteand are less productive, did i stutter or something you imbecile. stick to talking about what you know...I base my comments on having lived and worked abroad.
ReplyDeleteINCREASE YOUR PRODUCIVITY AND YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO WORK LONG HOURS - RETARDS.
RQ why did you choose to declare citizenship in lazy ass America if you think Europe is so much better?
ReplyDeleteYEAH, AMERICANS ARE FUCKING LAZY. AND PREDOMINATELY FAT. YOU KNOW THOSE MOBILE SCOOTERS AT THE GROCERY STORE - THOSE ARE THERE FOR FAT PEOPLE WHO ARE LAZY
ReplyDeleteBecause the restaurants here are far better.
ReplyDeleteand in europe it is illegal to do so many things, like mow your lawn between the hours of 1-3. or hang out your laundry on sundays.
ReplyDeleteTHERE ARE FAT PEOPLE IN GERMANY TOO. GERMANY HAS SOME OF THE FATTEST PEOPLE IN ALL OF EUROPE. THE GERMAN DIET IS KNOWN FOR HIGH FAT AND SALT INTAKE.
ReplyDelete