I really should check these visits out more. This shit is great. You really have to wonder about that person in Denver. I think there should be an APB sent out for that guy. Something must have have really gone wrong in his love life. We should be concerned for him.
As far as the first screen shot? Who would use ever think to type in that search term? Elfie won't be pleased.
Hey spurs, you see little nik lamass is claiming some blogger of the yr award? How can that happen with quality blogs like this one around? I mean RQ and CBT alone make this place more entertaining
ReplyDeleteSmartass.
ReplyDeleteThat was good man, your wit has picked up since you first came around.
ReplyDeleteI suspect it's anon dragging your rep down man
ReplyDeleteI think that would be Drew.
ReplyDeleteActually I find Drew to be entertaining.
ReplyDeleteCould be but he is out making big money now. Or maybe in jail. Lots of love went on here today I see.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah it did. It was a love festival. That's why I'd like to drive more people to the site. I'm probably biased, but to me the comments are just great. Some funny stuff to read here.
ReplyDeleteGood one.
ReplyDeleteI'm slowly getting sucked into that dirtyarmy site. It's like crack. It feels like my first moments when I discovered myspace.
ReplyDeleteOur company posted a record qtr today and the stock dropped 8% with like 700% of the normal volume. Seems to happen a lot but makes no sense.
ReplyDeleteFuck yeah it is DG. I've stayed away from it tonight.
ReplyDeleteI've talked so much shit over there. It's hard for me to be brutal here being I feel like I'm more of a moderator, but I whipped the shit out of JV. I've been booted twice from the chat. I'm not sure I can even go back.
ReplyDeleteIt will go back up tomorrow, always does. We'll get a free fucking lunch out of it while management gives themselves millions in stock options.
ReplyDeleteAnd that's twice out of the 3 times I've been on it. The first time I went on it, there were 19 people total on the whole site, and there were just the employees and me the first time.
ReplyDeleteOf course DH.
ReplyDeleteDG, I've never ripped that clown over here, but when I found out the roaches weren't happy I was invited, I was thinking, "Okay, I'll really give you a reason to not like me."
ReplyDeleteNow I'm just going to leave him smartass messages.
ReplyDeletehis*
ReplyDeleteWith the type of people they will draw, their dirty army may have a revolt before they know it. Not exactly social butterflys visit the dirty as regulars IMO
ReplyDeleteWhy do they care who was invited when they are inviting everyone?
ReplyDeleteThey are supposed to stop the inviting at 3000 and they are at 2500. I seriously doubt anyone will not get in.
ReplyDeleteWell, this was on Monday DG.
ReplyDeleteWell, they claim they get a shit ton of traffic. And based on their traffic numbers they do get a shitload. I mean a lot.
ReplyDeleteBut over half of that traffic is one hit and gone. Just different links that people are drawn to and then leave.
Here it's around 35% of the traffic.
Like you see above. Different search terms will drive people to a site. Some people stay on for awhile, but most people it's a minute or less. Sometimes ten seconds.
ReplyDeleteWell, anon did not lie. Sure enough, I now have a dog fucking a girl on my page.
ReplyDeleteFuck it. My page needed to be spiced up anyway.
Pam's putting together my page. I'll see what she comes up with.
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ReplyDeleteIt is your calling and your dreams coming together all at once spurs.
ReplyDeleteWhy did you take that down? It's ok to admit you love the dirty army. It's who you are. Learn to live with it.
ReplyDeleteI get it. You are afraid FL anon would read that and would get pissed off. Just maybe this social networking site was his idea and after discussing it with nik, nik took his idea.
ReplyDeleteI didn't even mean to take that down DG.
ReplyDeleteThat's why it's not completely removed.
ReplyDeleteHere's the comment:
"You know I've had a facebook and a myspace and never done anything. But this feels different."
And it's true. I'll use the fuck out of it to see who comes here.
ReplyDeleteCheck out what Pam did DG.
ReplyDeleteAnd Anon left some bestiality on my page too.
ReplyDeletespurs...did you just send me a request?
ReplyDeleteYeah man, I did. I wanted to leave you a comment thanking you for the dog porn.
ReplyDeleteI hope pam puts up your video.
ReplyDeleteThat pic of RR is horrible.
Yes it is. It's down now.
ReplyDeletejust wanted to make it was you.
ReplyDeleteWhere is Drew? Did he have a heart attack and drop dead over this new thing? Or does he hate it because he can't have 10 different names?
ReplyDeletei think i saw pam anderson somewhere in there.
ReplyDeleteFunny DG.
ReplyDeleteI don't recognize some of the people adding me. I think this is going to turn into a friend collection site.
ReplyDeleteYeah, it looks that way.
ReplyDeleteI don't have the fame that you have and I never comment anymore under my name so I doubt anyone would remember me.
ReplyDeletespurs, why did you delete that masterful work of art?
ReplyDeleteThere's no fame here DG.
ReplyDeleteYou mean a chick sucking some dog's cock? Gee, I don't know.
ReplyDeleteyeah...she was pretty hot huh?
ReplyDeleteMan, I was thinking she's hot to be sucking a dog's cock. What the hell kind of drugs is she hooked on?
ReplyDeleteAre you friends with ari on there or is this nik firing him thing for real?
ReplyDeletehahahaha!!!
ReplyDeleteNo, it's real. I think he's gone.
ReplyDeleteReally? I thought that was one of those fake cat fights they always have going on with people.
ReplyDeleteso is shayne gonna have to wear the strap on now?
ReplyDeleteI finally signed up for that Playstation online shit. That's bad ass you can buy Blu Rays for $9.99.
ReplyDeleteNice pic again Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteI deleted it, but I shouldn't have.
ReplyDeletethanks. im gonna bomb your profile once you go to sleep. hahahaha!!!
ReplyDeleteMan, you're from Rome? You could really play with some people dude, you know that?
ReplyDeleteNah man, don't do that please. At least not yet.
ReplyDeletewhat do you mean?
ReplyDeleteok..i wont.
ReplyDeleteI'm from Tanzania.
ReplyDeleteYou know you can also download blueray for free on your ps3.
did you ever find the ps3 porn?
ReplyDeleteWell, just really act like you are from Rome. But just be prick about it.
ReplyDeleteNo I didn't. And how do I get free Blu Rays?
ReplyDeletethe ps3 porn is great. The controller vibrates exactly at the right time.
ReplyDeleteyeah. i will say shit like, 'im 12 anni e che cosa e?'
ReplyDeleteJust search on your ps3 on the internet section just like you would on the computer for whatever movie you want. Not all movies you can get but I have The Hangover and Public Enemies on Blueray.
ReplyDeleteits cash. remember that time i spent the night and we were 'checking it out'?
ReplyDeleteThat was the same night we got all that nasty tasting stuff at spencer's.
ReplyDeleteI remember that. I was so pissed my phone was dead.
ReplyDeletethat was creepy. i thought about throwing the fuck up.
ReplyDeleteElfie, qb, and kb better hurry up before they have to pay for their da membership. I want them in my top friends!
ReplyDeleteSpurs must be sleeping.
ReplyDeleteYou can go ahead and blow up his profile now.
I finally found Giraffe thanks to your page.
ReplyDeleteso let me see...i will probably only have dg, bh, wop and spurs as my friends on there. which is odd...becus everyone except bh knows my email addy. i dont think my profile will last too long on there.
ReplyDeleteWait, he may be up searching for ps3 porn.
ReplyDeleteNo, I'm here.
ReplyDeleteis wop on there?
ReplyDeleteI'm sure cbt will add you anon. He likes you.
once he puts down the pipe he will pass the fuck out.....then i drop the bomb.
ReplyDeleteoops, did i just type that?
I was going to send you a message telling you to watch out for the bestiality. That would probably get you booted. That would be funny if you posted it on Nik's page though.
ReplyDeletecbt luffs me. with all his denim heart.
ReplyDeletei deleted that fag. but i should have posted several pages of dog porn.
ReplyDeleteSadly to say I've hung out with some real gutter skanks, but none of them would have done bestiality.
ReplyDeletelast night i was on that place we dont talk about and they posted the phone number to some chick that let her dog ass fuck her. so i called and asked her if she did let that happen.....she was fucking furious.
ReplyDeleteIf they are going to do you, I wouldn't put it past them spurs.
ReplyDeletei think i will call her again tonight.
ReplyDeleteI think I'm going to put my dirty army page address on my business cards.
ReplyDeletewho needs linkedin when you have the da?
ReplyDeleteis anyone else getting 50 million friends requests? i'm gonig to delete everyone except people i actually know
ReplyDeletei mean why do people friend request people they don't even know?
ReplyDeleteim overloaded with requests. cbt and drew must have requested me 50 times each. find 'em, fuck 'em, forget 'em....thats what i always say.
ReplyDeletei spurs. i am going to delete all my newfound friends. have no idea who they even are and i'll defriend them before they do it to me, because i guarantee i will piss them all off one by one.
ReplyDeleteNo, just wait until you piss them off one by one. Seriously. You don't know them. Have some fun.
ReplyDeleteI looked at your friends list. I guarantee you some of those people "know" Rocket Queen. So show them who you are. Check out their pages. Leave shitty remarks if you want. Who cares?
ReplyDeletesome of those people take that dirty army shit too serious.
ReplyDeletei fancy myself an army of one.
ReplyDeleteso far my only real friends are spurs and DG.
ReplyDeleteI had some guy leave me a private message that read, "We're going to take over Facebook!"
ReplyDeleteOkay.
wtf? that is hilarious. tell him to simmer down
ReplyDeleteThat Dallas Dude knows you.
ReplyDeletei sent myself a message that read, 'delete this shit within a week.'
ReplyDeletehhheeeyyy....i just got an idea.
ReplyDeleteHang on, let me get his exact comment.
ReplyDeletescreen shot it and post it. we can have a post every week making fun of the douche army.
ReplyDeleteHere's the comment:
ReplyDeletewhats up, man. just trying to get the hang of this thing thats about to take over facebook.
ok, well, it's time for my medicine. back later
ReplyDeleteYou see, that's what I'm thinking Anonymous. Or something good can come from it.
ReplyDeletea comment like that would enrage me.
ReplyDeletethis thing thats about to take over facebook.
ReplyDelete:double facepalm:
did you write him back?
ReplyDeleteYeah Giraffe, so just wait around until you get comments like that. If you delete everyone, where's the fun in that? It's a field day over there.
ReplyDeleteif not, you should. and get him all pumped about being in the douchey army. than ask him if hes a good kisser.
ReplyDeletethen*
ReplyDeleteNo I didn't.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe you guys aren't taking this seriously. The da are your only real friends.
ReplyDeleteDid you not see I am using this to only further my acting career?
I did see that. That's funny.
ReplyDeletei think im gonna use it to link up with fellow nuclear researchers.
ReplyDeleteThen you have to friend dh for that.
ReplyDeletedh wont add me.
ReplyDeleteplus hes a red rocket surgeon.
I don't think dh will sign up and I'm also thinking fl anon isn't going to either.
ReplyDeleteI guarantee they will regret it later in life.
One of your friends lives in Yuma, spurs. Poor guy.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure they'll go their deathbeds wondering why they didn't get in on that six month to one year period before it got played out.
ReplyDeleteThat's the guy who left the comment. Funny. Is he drinking a beer?
ReplyDeletespurs, have you seen merlins pics?
ReplyDeleteI was going to leave him a comment, but for some reason when I looked at his pic I figured he was a nice guy and didn't deserve any shit talking. But there's some pricks on there for sure.
ReplyDeleteNo, actually I haven't even left a comment for Merlin Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteAre they good? Have you seen JV's? That's the guy who has his photos on some shit you can't copy.
ReplyDeletesours, mail.
ReplyDeletejunior varsity? im downloading his pics as we speak.
ReplyDeleteCool, don't leave any porn on his page. Seriously, he's such a pussy he'll get your page yanked.
ReplyDeletei will just take his pics.
ReplyDeleteSweet.
ReplyDeleteI think he was drinking a beer.
ReplyDeleteYeah, he just looked friendly, so I didn't even respond.
ReplyDeleteAnd if your page disappears you will have to pay $300 for your profile
ReplyDeleteThat's it?
ReplyDeleteThat's a steal.
ReplyDeleteHe probably is by the computer waiting for the famous spurs fan to reply. You shouldn't disappoint him. He lives in fucking Yuma.
ReplyDeletelooks like nik lost another lawsuit. hahaha.
ReplyDeleteemail him and ask him if he ever chimes in at sfs.
ReplyDeleteMakes me wonder what they are going to end up paying in bandwidth for that site. That shit isn't free.
ReplyDeleteI think it was a guy scrolling for friends. Maybe he's lonely. I don't know, it's hard for me to be mean to someone like that.
ReplyDeleteooohh....hhhmmm....i think im gonna raep that.
ReplyDeletetell him to send you a pic of his nipples.
ReplyDeleterape what?
ReplyDeleteraep, not rape.
ReplyDeletei will explain it to you in an email.
ReplyDeletefuck man...i already got suspended.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I figured. They are real sensitive.
ReplyDeletebut i didnt cuss in the chatroom or anything. fuckers...im gonna....not say it here.
ReplyDeletehaha! You are gone!
ReplyDeletethey gonna get gently loved.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure he knows how to use a fake ip.
ReplyDeletemy account is adios on there i think.
ReplyDeleteWhat did you do anon to get yourself deleted?
ReplyDeleteProbably the bestiality.
ReplyDeleteoh well. no biggie. ive lived this long without being in the dirty army.
ReplyDeletebut at least i got pics of jv!
ReplyDeleteI hope jv is getting paid overtime for all this.
ReplyDeleteor maybe it was becus i asked nik if he was a good kisser.
ReplyDeleteYou couldn't even last one day. You are probably the first person to get deleted. That is something you can tell your grandkids later.
ReplyDeleteyeah...my profile is gone. i just tried another ip addy and it didnt let me sign in.
ReplyDeleteb&'d!
ReplyDeleteDamn. That sucks.
ReplyDeleteSome guy when I was on there got deleted. I think permanently too. He was funny as shit. Ripping everyone.
ReplyDeleteCan you set up a new account using a new e-mail with a new ip? They couldn't catch on. It's not like it's a ball breaking process.
ReplyDeleteI'll be back in a bit.
ReplyDeleteim waiting approval for my new profile.
ReplyDeletehe found the ps3 porn!
ReplyDelete...
ReplyDeleteI hope Drew saw tonight's South Park...
- chef -
Chef, I hope you signed up for the dirty army to make yourself legit.
ReplyDeletehehehe...nik cant stop me.
ReplyDeletei'm sleepy da members.
ReplyDeletenighty night!
Check your e-mail Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteLater DG.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up CHEF? Long time no see man. Did new South Parks start?
ReplyDeleteThanks for the hyperlink. I see they did start new episodes.
ReplyDeleteok..back.
ReplyDeleteyes... last week...
ReplyDeletetonight was about Jerrzy...
All about Alec...
- chef -
You should use that pic.
ReplyDeleteOh man, I have to watch that this sometime then. I didn't even know they finally started new episodes.
ReplyDeletehahaha...and get b&'d again?
ReplyDeleteYou probably would. That's a great pic though.
ReplyDeleteJust save that for future use.
ReplyDeleteindeed. check your mail in a second.
ReplyDeleteok..im turning in for the night. peace.
ReplyDeleteLater on Anonymous. I need to get to bed too.
ReplyDeleteI dont think I got accepted to the super exclusive club
ReplyDeleteHow will i go on?
That's terrible man. I don't know how you're going to go on with your life.
ReplyDeleteYou can't even log on or what?
ReplyDeletepending
ReplyDeleteDon't worry Columbo. I will give nik a call and make sure you get in.
ReplyDeleteHe is one of my friends.
yeah i cant wait
ReplyDeletenik says there are 11k on the waiting list. So you better take a seat and relax oz. This may be awhile.
ReplyDelete"Look for a damn job.... hell no. Not when this went live. Sit at coffee shop, beach or saloon and just laugh at what a great use of time this is. Beats the hell out of waiting for resume responses and going criminally insane."
ReplyDeleteThat is my favorite quote of the day. I doubt anyone will top that.