Been a long time. I went to your blog and saw people are sending in V-Day pix, so here is one of me. I had a car accident with my mom; it was not my fault. We were in Texas for a week, down south, corpus Christi. We had just decided that we were going to drive up to San Antonio and go to that River Walk. Never made it there, bummer. All is well now, though. You can add a big "fuck you" to Dirty Nasty in my V-Day message. The party was a charity event for animals, a private party, very cool. I think I told you ahead of time that I'm afraid Wet Anus would be there, and sure enough, he was. Didn't know he liked animals, shy of fucking them. Dirty Nasty and Wet Anus probably went home with their gambling winnings and didn't leave anything for the animals. I have a stack of chips here from that evening that I did not cash in. Cheap asses, bunch of drunken idiots.
Missed ya, buddy! Missed everyone!
g.
Thanks for checking in Giraffe. We've missed you around here. I'm sure Dirtynasty and Wet Anus will appreciate your thoughts.
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ReplyDeleteGlad you're okay, Rocket Queen.
ReplyDeleteWas Botox part of the treatment for your accident? You look like you can't move any part of your face.
That's thoughtful CBT.
ReplyDeleteCBT, why are you besmirching my special post with your dumb rants. The only reason I'm going to be moderately nice to you is because you finally changed your picture. Guess one of those hillybilly fucks where you live finally figured out how to use a camera?
ReplyDeleteGood one Giraffe. But didn't you hear the good news? CBT is engaged!
ReplyDeleteThanks Spurs. Get the looney cranked up on me early. Go ahead, tell her I'm also getting a drive time show on a country music station.
ReplyDeleteI quit my job.
ReplyDeleteCBT engaged? Ok, let's play along everyone, like we did last time with Misha.
ReplyDeleteWhat is her myspace, CBT? That's where you find all your imaginary little playmates.
I don't give a fuck about your drive time show. I'll never hear it, as I'm sure when you use tin buckets and barbed wire as transmitters the signal doesn't carry very far. Probably just far enough to reach that fucking diner you frequent.
That's not a shocker, Daisy. Stripping and waitressing have really huge turn arounds. You'll get another one tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, good night, Love.
ReplyDeleteHappy Valentine's. I must rest now, as I had thee most fabulous evening until it went south right around margarita number five.
Good night Giraffe. Thanks for the entertainment.
ReplyDeleteAnd Happy Valentine's Day to you as well.
CBT:
ReplyDeleteWhat? I just wanted to share the good news with her, that's all.
.. I worked at an art studio lol
ReplyDeleteSo why did you quit Pam?
ReplyDeleteall star game=zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
ReplyDeleteNo kidding. You called that one correctly kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteAnd I can't believe Deron Williams just committed a foul like that. The only thing even decent about it is it's going down to the last seconds.
ReplyDeletewhat dont I call correctly spurs-a-lurs?
ReplyDeleteTrue. And now Dirk is going to the line to tie the game.
ReplyDeleteBut I don't remember you calling the game boring before it started.
ReplyDeleteNow it's tied. With 7.7 seconds left. Anyway, how was your Valentine's Day?
I was thrilled to see Shakira do the halftime deal, but a bit bummed when I saw she did not wear that nude bodysuit like she did in the She Wolf video. I wonder where I can get one of those?
ReplyDeleteI have one.
ReplyDeleteit was good, I guess.
ReplyDeleteHow bout yours?
It was all right. Talked to my grandma. She sent me a Valentine's card. Pretty much the highlight. I was going to go to my parents' house, but they went out.
ReplyDeleteWhat did you do?
what was up with Usher and that leather bustiere? He is bisexual for sure, he was just screaming it earlier today. Such an odd performance.
ReplyDeleteNo kidding. Those intros were stupid. Usher annoys me. And you are right. He's probably bi. That's why he married that old skank.
ReplyDeleteThat sounds like a good plan for him. He should have taken you up on your offer.
ReplyDeleteSo what movie did you go see?
A good plan for both of us, you know I am considerate of everyone around me.
ReplyDeleteDear John. Gay. I don't know why I keep seeing books that were made into movies when I have already read the book. They suck. This movie was no good, but the guy who played John was nice looking in the flick. He normally is nothing special, but something was different in the movie..he looked cute, even with his nerdy comb over in some scenes.
I hadn't even heard of that movie until you said that he wanted to take you to it for Valentine's Day. But I could have told you it was Gay before you went and say it.
ReplyDeleteit looked decent in the previews. But it wasn't. At all. The sex scene was very nice, but I am a perv, so that may not count for much coming from me. Tomorrow night is my husband-fucker friend's bday. Im so excited to go out and celebrate! I hope she doesnt bring him though..I may throw a drink at him and blame my buzz. I sure did miss doing that while not drinking these past few years!
ReplyDeleteWait. Is that the girl married the guy who's been with dudes?
ReplyDeleteNo. That broad is a co-worker.
ReplyDeleteThis broad (that I love) is my friend, she is 'dating' this fucknut who is married (he cannot get divorced cause it would be too expensive or some shit like that). He is so beat, too. I dont know what she is thinking. Well, I think I know..but she is thinking wrong.
So she's banging a married guy? That's good.
ReplyDeleteI quit because I realized how unhappy the job was making me. I realized I spend three hours a day driving to something I hate, and I was stuck in a routine. I left a note and the store key on it and left ..
ReplyDeleteI have felt very guilty for getting drunk at work as well, I don't deserve the job.
yeah, it is amazing.
ReplyDeleteSpurs. Dont judge me for this. I got my pup a present for Valentines Day. I cannot believe I am one of 'those' people, but I am, it's official. I will make it my avatar so you can see.
So you left a Dear John letter? You and kinkyb!tch should have gone and seen that gay movie together Pam.
ReplyDeleteDying in anticipation of seeing it kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeletePam,
ReplyDeleteYou need to change your name back. That Daisy just doesn't cut it.
Shut up, Spurs. My dog is the bestest.
ReplyDeletePam-you drove 3 hours for a job? Were there no other jobs closer than that?
I almost forgot!
ReplyDeleteRQ Welcome Home!! I've missed you!
That's a nice looking dog.
ReplyDeleteAnd as far as Pam? No, there were no closer jobs. That's why she's flying 3 hours out to AZ.
To spend time with Porn Dentist.
ReplyDeleteThat was nice of you kinkyb!tch. I've missed Giraffe and her comments. She makes me laugh.
ReplyDeleteAllStar game wasn't bad. Usher is gay.
ReplyDeleteIt was kind of boring. And indeed, Usher's gay.
ReplyDeleteeveryone does say Mr. Fresh is a nice looking dog. I agree. He is the sweetest as well.
ReplyDeleteI missed RQ as well. I think she will be my bff alternate, dont you? I cant imagine her saying no to kbiz.
That's your dogs name? Mr. Fresh? Nice name.
ReplyDeleteAnd she would have to be out of her mind to turn down your invitation. I mean, anyone who uses the term BFF is super cool.
I dont think I told you..or maybe I did..but I thought his mom's owner said she didnt know who his dad was (the mom gets out often and comes back knocked up), but she said it was a pitbull. So little Doug is a pitbull/rottweiler mix. I hope RQ doesnt get mad at me for having a pitbull. I am not like MT, he is my buddy, I wont use him for profit of any kind. His dad mustve been a rednosed pit, he has his nose. He is a bit camera shy though and doesnt let me get his face in pics often, but I will try so I can show him off more.
ReplyDeletehis name is Doug. I call him Dougy, Doug E Fresh, Mr Fresh, etc. You know my penchant for handing out nicknames. Dogs are not immune to this.
ReplyDeleteYou are only super cool if you use the phrase 'forever be my bff'. Redundancy is where its at today.
EV-how was your holiday?
ReplyDeleteThe record stands. Allstar game=boring.
You should write a book on what's cool today kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteBecause I thought BFF was uncool, but I see it's not.
ReplyDeleteWhat holiday? Oh, you mean Valentines. It was alright.
ReplyDeleteYou don't seem very enthused EV.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, I am reading a book called The Element, it's very interesting, a friend recommended it. Your element=the place where your passion and your skills collide. Amongst opportunity(s), whether earned or given, I think we find little pieces that help us gain skills to find our element. Once found, your skills learned combined with knowledge help drive your passion.
ReplyDeleteDo you know what your element is? I wonder if anyone else here does?
That sounds like an interesting book kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteSo what is your element?
yeah EV, that does not appear to be a message that was typed with a smile.
ReplyDeleteI asked you first, Spurs.
Well, I like money, soloving problems and dealing with people, so that's why I've gotten involved in accounting.
ReplyDeleteAnd I like to be a smartass, but I don't know where that really plays into things.
How could I not get excited for another consumerism holiday?
ReplyDeleteGood point. If you went and saw Dear John, I bet that would have changed your opinion.
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on Anonymous? Did you do anything exciting today?
ReplyDeleteAnd what is your element?
I think my element, in a general sense, is healthcare. I don't feel like I will ever reach the potential I would like to in the U.S. though..our system is just too broken. There is a part of me that would like to leave for a country where things are more in sync with caring for the patient, as in all around care for the health and well being, not just putting a band-aid on them for what they present with currently. In this scenario, I imagine that my efforts would be more visible right away, instant gratification is always nice and can be a motivator to reach for more.
ReplyDeleteThen I think about how selfish that is, to want to only share skills and knowledge where I think it would be greatly appreciated..who am I to make that judgement? A mentor of mine once told me something that I always try to remind myself..she said the smallest pebble, when tossed into the biggest lake, still makes ripples. So maybe staying in the U.S. and doing what I can is fine as well?
kinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteSo what is your element?
Nevermind, you answered. I like your element kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteSo tell me, was your mentor Mr. Miyagi?
so I know my element, I guess, but I dont know how or where exactly to apply it.
ReplyDeleteOh, and anonymous, he probably did. Then they drank some champagne.
ReplyDeleteWhat are you going to school for kinkyb!tch?
ReplyDeletehey spurs, i know the way you are supposed to be able to tell if a shroom is the tripping kind or not. you have to do a spore test. you lightly press the caps on a white blank piece of paper and the good shrooms leave a purple stain.
ReplyDeleteSo I take it you've done shrooms before?
ReplyDeleteAnd that's interesting.
ReplyDeletewho hasnt?
ReplyDeleteTrue. I'm sure there are quite a few here. Like kb, DG, RQ, and Streets for sure.
ReplyDeleteI did not know that, Anon.
ReplyDeleteI do not still do shrooms, but I may pass that nugget on just in case I know someone who does, but they are keeping it under wraps.
So you have done shrooms kinkyb!tch?
ReplyDeleteshrooms are pretty fun alot more fun then lsd.
ReplyDeleteI've never done LSD or Acid.
ReplyDeleteI'm disappointed in that.
than*
ReplyDeletespurs, honestly its not worth the risk. you could go on a perma-fry.
ReplyDeletea long time ago. I was SO high, it was bananas. Have you ever seen Beavis and Butthead do America? That scene where they are walking in the desert and pass out 'cause of dehydration and start seeing all kinds of weird stuff/colors? Yeah, that was me. It wasn't that cool.
ReplyDeletethey taste like pumpkin seeds
ReplyDeleteYeah Anonymous, I think it might be a little late in the game for me to try it out.
ReplyDeleteSo you didn't like it kinkyb!tch?
ReplyDeletei dont know how dr leary fried so much without going crazy.
ReplyDeleteHow many times have you done LSD anonymous?
ReplyDeleteabout 6 times. i only had 1 bad trip.
ReplyDeleteLike this!:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzeD2NadFnY
That was an interesting subliminal message. So I take it you'll never try them again kinkyb!tch?
ReplyDeleteNo, I did not.
ReplyDeleteIt was when I was a teenager..I remember when I went home I was really starting to get scared..it was like 2 am and I was getting in the shower..haha, like I could wash the high away. Anyhow, my mom was like wtf are you doing in the shower right now? So I made up this story about feeling sick from the restaurant my cousin and I had said we went to, and she listened to me, but then just rolled her eyes and starts telling me all these ways to cure a hangover. I remember thinking thank goodness she just thinks I was drinking!
I feel like people are dumb and purposely didnt post on my video only because they know I have tons of fans anyways
ReplyDeleteI did all my bad stuff while a teen. I wont try those again, despite them tasting like yummy pumpkin seeds.
ReplyDeleteEV-so did you not do anything to celebrate or did you just to go w/the flow?
ReplyDeletekb, i did alot of bad stuff for a long time.
ReplyDeleteAnon, I get the feeling you still do.
ReplyDeleteWhat's that mean Pam?
ReplyDeletei dont. honestly.
ReplyDeletepam just wants attention, spurs.
ReplyDeleteSo you think you'll ever smoke again kinkyb!tch?
ReplyDeleteso anyways, i was dicking around on the internet and found an interesting engine. the chrysler mutli-bank engine. its a 30 cylinder engine! thats fucking crazy!
ReplyDelete30 cylinders?
ReplyDeleteI bet that thing hauls ass.
they used them in tanks. it would be fun to put one in a car tho.
ReplyDeleteok...im going to go trim my pubes. again.
ReplyDeleteYou seem to do that a lot Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteNo, no weed for me. No drugs at all. They never had the effect on me that they were marketed to do so. False advertsing is annoying. Plus I'm a grownup (it sucks) and I have more to lose now then I did then, so I wouldnt even chance it, Id be too scared to enjoy myself.
ReplyDeletedo all men shave/trim their pubes?
ReplyDeleteCause I think they should. Trim at least. I dont think I would appreciate full out bald.
That's a mature attitude kinkyb!tch. And yes, false advertising is annoying. Though I'll always advertise marijuana as being a great thing.
ReplyDeleteDG knows what it's like to have a bald man. Only because her guys aren't old enough to grow pubes yet.
ReplyDeleteKB,
ReplyDeleteI liked your post the other day. When do I get to cash in my 10 minutes?
Also, this has nothing to do with your post but I think the two dogs I've been wanting to get it on did and I think my puppy has been concieved!!! But its still a little early to tell for sure.
Kbreeze, today was like any other day to me.
ReplyDeleteHey DG. Perfect timing on my comment huh?
ReplyDeleteCongrats on your upcoming (hopefully) puppy. So how was your weekend?
I think men should shave all of their hair except what is on their head. It should be a law.
ReplyDeleteYou really think so DG?
ReplyDeleteWhatever spurs, you knew I was just lurking the site so you had to bring up my name.
ReplyDeleteWell, their arms and legs is ok too. But that is it.
ReplyDeleteI did, I admit.
ReplyDeleteHey Anonymous
ReplyDeleteI do want attention
today sucks
I saw snow today!
ReplyDeleteWhere at?
ReplyDeleteall hair, DG? What about chest hair? It is sometimes sexy. Not like Chewbacca hair, but a little is okay. You can tug on it and attempt to hold in your laugh when their eyes tear up.
ReplyDeleteBe on the lookout for the thank you card from ra-tard girl.
EV, that does not sound promising for your girlfriend. Unless she feels the same way?
She's with her parents in Oregon.
ReplyDeleteso you didnt even get laid today. Bummer.
ReplyDeleteSorry to hear that, EV.
No, I don't really like chest hair. I can tolerate it but prefer it not to be there. I hate armpit hair though. That is just pointless and does not need to be there.
ReplyDeleteThere was snow behind a car at subway. It's really confusing to see snow randomly. First glance you think nothing of it. Second glance, it's like wtf. But I asked the guy who was working and his friends went snowboarding in flagstaff today and brought a trunk full back and dumped it all behind his car.
Was that "Be on the lookout for the thank you card from ra-tard girl" a shot at me kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteSo Flagstaff gets a lot of snow?
ReplyDeleteI think it was, ra-tard boy.
ReplyDeleteoh yeah, armpit hair is gross. i dont mind leg/arm hair. Ass hair makes me laugh.
ReplyDeleteGood one DG.
ReplyDeletenot a shot, take it as a reminder to make sure she does it. its only good manners for her to do so.
ReplyDeleteyes, flag gets a lot of snow. Ever hear of Snowbowl, tard?
Yes, they do get 4 seasons. There are some ski resorts up there.
ReplyDeleteOMG Spurs! Icant believe I forgot to tell you this earlier! Did you see Ah-nold at the All-Star game? Do you think he billed CA for his flight to TX?
ReplyDeleteI've never heard of Snowball pedo lover. Did the sex offender ever take you there? I bet he did. And when you were there you built a snowman.
ReplyDeleteKB,
ReplyDeleteHave you ever gone sledding near snowbowl
I saw that piece of shit at the All Star game. He was there last night too.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, he went there because CA has a surplus, and they can afford it.
Yeah no more driving to work.
ReplyDeleteMaybe when I am in Arizona me and the guy will like each other alot and I will pull a trout thing and stay with him =)
he wasnt a pedo when I banged him out, I decided.
ReplyDeletehe did take me there though, but we did not build a snowman. we were busy in the hottub.
I'm making reservations to go to Havasu Falls tomorrow for the second week of May. I hope it's not already booked!
ReplyDeleteThat sounds like a plan Pam. I still hope we get a pic of you on that $750,000 ride.
ReplyDeleteHe was a pedo kinkyb!tch, don't kid yourself.
ReplyDeleteI had a car salesman trout ask me on a date yesterday. He was a stripper a few years ago too. Want me to hook you up, Pam? This guy has got some money.
ReplyDeletenegative, Spurs.
ReplyDeleteHe was a boy who could not handle a chick like me, indeed, but not a pedo.
how can you be a pedo when you are still young yourself?
There you go Pam. A salesman/stripper trout. I think he might have porn dentist beat.
ReplyDeleteBecuase it was statutory rape. So he was a pedo. And is still a pedo kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteHe looked and sounded like Howie Mandell.
ReplyDeleteYou just helped plant the seed in that sick head of his.
ReplyDeletepam, dont you get scared being around trouts? serious question.
ReplyDeletewhere did ev go? I hope he is not sad because I reminded him that he did not get ass on the day everyone gets ass. I am genuinely bummed for him, I wasnt trying to be mean.
Haha, I am pretty sure I actually like this guy though and hes really cute =)
ReplyDeleteSoo we will see
Howie Mandell?
ReplyDeleteYou let one go there DG.
I'm lurking, playing a game.
ReplyDeleteI really hope you take a pic of you and him together Pam.
ReplyDeleteMore GTA EV?
ReplyDeleteOf course I will hes nice to me =)
ReplyDeleteOh and I am playing a online game
: webkinz" made for kids, lol . but I named the doggy Kasey =)
I haven't let it go. I still have his card with his phone number on it. My options are still open until I take my trash out.
ReplyDeleteI am high again btw
ReplyDeleteintervention
I can live for three days. I told you, today is like any other day to me. It wouldn't have made it anymore significant if I had to buy some flowers and a stuffed animal beforehand.
ReplyDeletespurs, come on. as if I am the only person who dated someone cosidered an adult while I was not one. Its notlike I was 9 and he was 19. Im sure I planted a lot of seeds in his dinosaur bird brain, but not that one.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny DG.
ReplyDeleteHigh again Pam?
ReplyDeleteAre you doing webcam stuff in a house in scottsdale Pam?
ReplyDeleteNo, it's a little tower defense game, Spurs.
ReplyDeleteGood point EV.
ReplyDeleteWhat's the name of the game EV?
ReplyDeletekinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteI understand. Just giving you a hard time. Sicko.
No I dont webcam in Scottsdale
ReplyDeleteits solo porn
I am just being honest here
ths is just honesty
and highness
Thanks for your honesty Pam.
ReplyDeletea stuffed animal? EV, never say that again, please. That has pedo behavior written all over it.
ReplyDeleteOk, serious question for all you men here (so..I guess thats just you EV), how many days can you go without sex before you start to feel a desperate need for it? Do you look at porn to get through? Masturbate? Other outlets?
I just type tower defense in google and it brings up links with different ones. The one I'm playing now is desktop tower defense.
ReplyDeleteOh hye
ReplyDeleteKB
YOUR BOYFRIEND SAW ME NAKED LAST NIGHT
THATS WHATS UP GIRL
Remember leg humper who was divorced? Well anyway, he was 26 at the time we met. His ex wife always was acting really crazy and immature on top of the fact that she had 2 kids by him, 1 by another before they were divorced and was now pregnant with her fourth. Sarcastically, I asked how old she was. His ex-wife was 22! Then I did the math because they had a 6 yr old together.
ReplyDeleteMy point is, KB, I dated a sex offender too.
gross dg, gross.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure it's still considered statutory even if you're a minor. So if you had sex before 18, you've been with what the law system considers an offender.
ReplyDeleteCongrats DG!
ReplyDeletespam, my 'boyfriend' was banging me out last night, not looking at you.
ReplyDeleteif you are refering to EV, he is my bff, not my boyfriend. Dumbazz.
You and kinkyb!tch are like peas in a pod.
ReplyDeleteI know, EV.
ReplyDeleteWay to bring me down from my attempts to rationalize that our relationship had nothing to do with his recent behavior.
That means I lost my virginity to a sex offender since he was 19 and I was 15.
ReplyDeleteomg, spurs is right, DG! We truly are like long lost sisters! This is just getting scary!
ReplyDeleteSo in addition to the leg humper, you dated another sex offender DG?
ReplyDeleteWell, you have kinkyb!tch beat.
Thats still fucked that a 19 would tail a 15-year-old.
ReplyDeleteWell I was the offendee. Should I go file rape charges now?
ReplyDeletewhy are you guys ignoring my question?
ReplyDeleteI really am curious about that, in a non-perv way. I think I am going to make a spread sheet on it..I imagine there are many variables that need to be documented.
I think it might be too late DG.
ReplyDeleteYou're right EV. But in my 15yr old mind I felt cool having the older boyfriend. But to tell you the truth, the only reason I gave it up is because everyone else was doing it and they kept saying it was so great. Then it sucked. So I waited almost 3 more years after that again.
ReplyDeleteYou should kinkyb!tch. You should come up with a program for that.
ReplyDeletewell, I would need answers in order to start my program.
ReplyDeleteAlright, I'm going to watch Ice Castles and make my amazing greek salad for dinner. I hope it's good. It is just wrong that I'm just starting to make dinner after midnight.
ReplyDeleteAnother greek salad?
ReplyDeleteI have been living on them for the past week or too. I haven't been eating enough again lately because I've been too busy. When I get like that I can only manage to eat salads.
ReplyDeleteWell, at least you're eating something. And you should be an expert at greek salads at this point.
ReplyDelete*two*
ReplyDeleteMy mind is fried. Not because of any drugs or alcohol though.
kinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteWhy don't you answer you own question?
"Not because of any drugs or alcohol though."
ReplyDeleteThat's good.
I copied off of Paradise Bakery. It's much cheaper this way.
ReplyDeleteYou should be a chef, in addition to all the other titles you've bestowed on yourself.
ReplyDeletebecause she is not a MAN!!! But neither are you so I don't know why she is asking you.
ReplyDeleteIt's hard to be humble when I'm perfect in every way.
ReplyDeletefine, pussies.
ReplyDeleteThe longest I have gone w/o sex is 18months. I didn't feel any desperation to get laid though, so I didn't view porn nor do I now, or masturbate during that time.
I'm sure it is DG.
ReplyDeleteSo you don't watch porn now kinkyb!tch?
ReplyDeleteoverall though, I'd say I can go like..2 weeks, max before feeling a great need for sex. But masturbating is not enough, so I dont even bother with it.
ReplyDeletenope, your turn to answer, spurs.
ReplyDeleteI changed my mind. I'm not going to watch Ice Castles. Instead I'm going to watch porn all night.
ReplyDeletegood night!