Sunday, February 14, 2010

Happy Valentine's Day to you as well Wax Lady



You're single? No way.

Also, you kind of look like a cheap (I mean really cheap) Vegas Showgirl in that outfit of yours. And if these youtube specials and other side endeavors don't work out for you, I still think working in a wax museum would be a good career choice.

But I do give you credit Pam, I didn't think you could actually count to four.

163 comments:

  1. Stunning she was actually born and not hatched.

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  2. Wow

    what kind of animal do you think I am ?!

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  3. I'm just playing around Pam. I don't think you are an animal.

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  4. That is good you didn't move around as much as you normally do.

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  5. I am such a lucky girl

    I am the first post on here and on the dirty for valentines day
    its like all of my dreams are coming true

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  6. You are like Martin Luther King Jr.

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  7. Of course, his dreams really didn't come true.

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  8. She mentioned you in it though, that was nice of her.

    I'm sure that made your day.

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  9. Yeah gosh, Keven I am nice and I get a

    Oh Joy lol

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  10. Actually, I didn't watch it. But since she took the time to mention me, I suppose I'll have to check it out.

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  11. 62 people watched it and three commented in this short thirty minutes, why is everyone so against me on this website haha

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  12. Nobody is "against" you Pam. Even if they were, I don't think you'd really care.

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  13. Just because I am made of wax does not mean I am not human

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  14. She just name dropped me to talk shit to kbreeze.

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  15. True. I'm not saying you are made of wax, I'm just saying you look like you are made of wax. Big difference.

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  16. I wear make up that is made out of minerals


    God I am so fucking high
    like I cant even type
    I am so happy right now
    I love you Kasey
    I really do

    And Keven, I like you too a lot I think your a really amazing guy and I get jealous

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  17. Only two

    or three

    enough to make me make youtubes and love you both.

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  18. Well, thanks.

    What kind of pill did you take? Vicodin?

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  19. Last night was vikodin tonight is some muscle relaxer with pain pills in it

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  20. I dont really do pills that much

    Just the guy I was dating provided

    maybe thats why I will miss him so much

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  21. You mean that guy who opened up the door for you at that strip joint?

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  22. http://www.ustream.tv/channel/http-www-ustream-tv-recorded-1701750-highlight-6792


    I am live

    If any one wants to hear me talk
    its not porn

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  23. Damn Pam, did they kick you off for doing that or did you just log off?

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  24. I think you made some fans on that one.

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  25. NO I kicked myself off

    I cant stay that way

    I blog with you two!! LOL

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  26. sweet were they all like

    blah blah blah go eat blah haha

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  27. You do have some fans, I give you that.

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  28. Some guy wrote, "I'm following her now" after you did that.

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  29. I have to admit, I was laughing my ass off at some of those comments.

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  30. hahaha. jesus


    I dont know if I should get back on ?

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  31. Pam, you should put your clothes back on and stop going for the shock factor. But thats just an idea.

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  32. I had clothes on

    You have to admit

    the ending was leg- wait for it
    dairy.

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  33. Yeah, the "eat for me" guy might be a bit off.

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  34. Nope sucka I am lactose intollerant haha

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  35. Did it feel weird seeing me naked

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  36. Hey EV,

    Did you watch any the dunk contest or anything else tonight?

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  37. It was shocking Pam. I didn't ever picture you doing something like that.

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  38. I was literally clicking the close box when I saw tits hanging out.

    Yea I watched everything tonight. Dunk contest sucked horribly. Shouldn't have even handed an award out for that shit. And I was surprised Pierce won that 3's contest. I really thought Channing had a chance for that, no matter what Barkley said.

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  39. I feel asleep during it, it was so boring EV.

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  40. Spurs got me naked high

    your so dirty btw. hahahaha.
    I wont say anything
    you know what I mean

    YRAH

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  41. I didn't get you naked. You did that.

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  42. No, I didn't. But I'm sure I've seen it before at some time.

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  43. haha.

    Sex is in the air its that stupid holiday

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  44. Yep, it's Valentine's Day's fault.

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  45. I feel weird now

    I know youve all seen me naked

    but that was liek

    live.

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  46. Well, we're not the only ones you talk to that have seen you naked, I figured the feeling wasn't too foreign.

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  47. But, good job. I think you gave a lot of those guys a happy ending for the night.

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  48. Oh my gosh

    Thats kind of sick

    Mainly the guy who jerked off to the thought of me eating food LOL

    And I don't know, I am not used too it that much not for you or Spurs

    I hope my brother didnt click the link

    that would suck

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  49. It probably would suck.

    Anyways, I'm out. Getting tired. Later Pam, Spurs.

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  50. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpbMX03F6qc

    lmfoa

    omg I cant stop bieng a whore

    watch it s purs
    I knock my mirror over

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  51. I suck. I need my own place hahaha

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  52. Well, you should be able to afford one after you go to AZ.

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  53. I'm sure you'd still be able to get a place.

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  54. true. lol. marvins going to be my roomate so I have to wait for him to be ready, so prob a month =)

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  55. Watching that movie Ali. What are you doing?

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  56. Laying in bed not so high now I am sad lol

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  57. yep

    Are pills worse then hardcore drugs to love

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  58. I don't know. I've never been a pill eater.

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  59. really

    maybe if I ever

    go to san antonio
    I will get you high you know

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  60. Pam, you are going to confuse all of your fans.

    First you made a video saying Spurs is dying of aids. Now you made a video saying you hooked up with him. Does this mean you now have aids too?

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  61. pam i thought u retired from making youtu
    be vids and poppin pills.........

    miss texas

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  62. MT, Pammy came out of retirement.

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  63. You're right CBT, she realized she still had game left.

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  64. Looks like there is still hope. Suns seem more interested in the Philly deal than anything else, and the Heat deal is still up for consideration. Philly may try to up the ante a bit, as if that dumbass Cavs deal was too sweet to walk away from...

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  65. I think the Philly deal will go down this week.

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  66. I'm still nervous. Suns are still in talks with Cleveland and it wouldn't surprise me if they fucked themselves over once again.

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  67. Which would suck, I wouldn't have anything to watch until the NFL started again.

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  68. It's between Philly and the Cavs. I don't think they want O'Neal or Beasley.

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  69. I don't think so either, the article concluded that Miami could be Amare's choice, but it's out of his hands. I would still take O'Neal and Beasley and I think they iced that deal a little more too.

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  70. Well, either way, it's over for the Suns. It never really started but still, it's over.

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  71. If we get this deal and can pull something better out of J Richs salary, we'll be set.

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  72. Set for a second round exit instead of a first round one maybe.

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  73. Spurs aren't looking much better. At all.

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  74. Yeah, I know. So are you going to watch the game tonight?

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  75. Yea, I am. I usually don't watch All-Star games but figured I would this year. Sucks that Kobe's out, but at least Iverson isn't starting.

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  76. You ever do that ESPN salary crunch?

    http://espn.go.com/espn/thelife/salary/index?athleteId=4906246

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  77. Nah, I haven't. I'll have to check that out.

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  78. pam reminds me of pee-wee herman...but with longer hair.

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  79. That's funny. She kind of lives in a fantasy land. I wonder if she has a talking chair?

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  80. Albert Haynesworth makes a pretty penny.

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  81. All of them do. It was interesting to see how long I would have to work to make what those guys make in a year.

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  82. Or in a game, for that matter...

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  83. I got the living shit kicked out of me this morning. The old man and I were wormng the cattle and this old part brahma we have kicked me in the thigh. Still hurts like a sonuvabitch. She's gonna be burgers sometime this spring.

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  84. cbt, are you gonna fuck the cow first, then kill it instead of vice versa?

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  85. That's funny. You know, I think that's what might have happened. He tried to get fresh with the brahma, and she wasn't in the mood. CBT didn't buy her any roses, and she was pissed at him.

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  86. So CBT, did you send out any Valentine's Day presents?

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  87. The only cow I'd fuck is DG, and I'm not really sure I could pull that off.

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  88. I sent Erin a really nice Zuni silver overlaid bracelet and an expensive flower arrangement. I made Kristi a bracelet and a necklace out of silver and turquoise nuggets. I made turquoise bracelets or necklaces for all the waitresses at the Arena.

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  89. Who's Kristi again? And you like those waitresses at the Arena don't you?

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  90. "SPURS FAN said...

    Another shot at DG, huh CBT?"

    Someone has to get her for the way she rips you up. You don't seem to be all that able to take care of it yourself. Just taking care of of your business, son.

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  91. Kristi is the local 22 year I'm cultivating as a diversion until Erin gets outta school. You know, the back up girl, just in case. The waitresses at the Arena are some good girls. I'm not trying to fuck any of them, however there are a couple I won't turn down if they decide to ask me.

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  92. Pam, a few things, if I may? Wait, who am I kidding, I will do as I please.
    First and foremost, do not mention me in one of your videos ever again. Thanks. Second, when you come to AZ, drop that top off for me to borrow, I do believe I can get some things done around here while wearing that. Lose the lipstick/lipliner, it is not a good color for you. Finally, lay off the pain pills. They are no good for you and only poor white people do that shit. I recommend shrooms, as EV mentioned. Much healthier alternative, less expensive (depending on your dealer), and a better high. You can thank me later.

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  93. "Cultivating?"

    What is she? A plant?

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  94. I'm sure she'll appreciate your advice kinkyb!tch.

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  95. I worked my ass off today. Me and daddy wormed and vaccinated the last 20 calves and about half the grown cattle. Then we rebuilt two water gaps and about 30 yards of fence leading up to them that got washed out during the November rains. I'm so gonna hurt all over in the morning.

    Daddy's 79, 5"6', 135 pounds of leather and barbwire. He was in his element today. He enjoys working his old ass off more than is normal. I bet he ain't even fazed. Tough old fart.

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  96. Speaking of 'shrooms, y'all know they grow in cowshit, right? Come late May those fuckers will be all over my place. The problem is there are two kinds of mushrooms that grow in cowshit during the spring. One makes you trip balls and the other kills you dead and they look alike.

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  97. So how do you know which one to get? Is it like russian roulette?

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  98. "SPURS FAN said...
    He sounds pretty damn tough CBT."

    He is tough. He decided he was gonna fight me right after I moved back here and started wrestling me around. He surprised me at how strong he is. On'ry old fart. I coulda took him, but I'da had to hurt him. He's always been pissed that I can make a living spouting bullshit (sales) and he can't. I got my sales ability from my momma's side of the family.

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  99. Your dad sounds like a fun guy. (no sarcasm)

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  100. "SPURS FAN said...
    So how do you know which one to get? Is it like russian roulette?"

    One has purple on the stem. I haven't picked shrooms in decades so I don't remember which one it is, but I'm sure I can look it up or get a buddy of mine who never left here to tell me which is which. "Course, I'll let him eat a couple first, just to make sure he knows what he's doing.

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  101. It's been so long since I have done 'shrooms, I might try to do some this summer.

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  102. "SPURS FAN said...

    It's been so long since I have done 'shrooms, I might try to do some this summer."

    I did some in the spring of 2008, with Tiffany. That little bitch loved to trip.

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  103. The way you describe your women CBT, you should have been a rapper.

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  104. OH COOL! I just found a bud, I didn't know I had in my desk.

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  105. That's always fun when you find some bud laying around.

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  106. "SPURS FAN said...
    The way you describe your women CBT, you should have been a rapper."

    She (Tiffany, mother of daughter #2) is a little bitch. 5'0", 97 pounds, 32 C cups, and mean as a snake shedding skin and just as crazy. Of course that's part of why I was so fond of her.

    You won't see me refer to most of them like that. Just Tiff, KJ, Hollie (pure blond, blue eyed, cold blodded feminine evil} and occasionally Michaela.

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  107. Spurs, I bought half an ounce the first week of December and it lasted until Monday of last week (or til today technically since this now half a bud showed up).

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  108. "SPURS FAN said...

    Well, I guess as long as it's just four of your bitches, that's okay."

    Kelly Jo wasn't really all that bitchy, just crazier than RQ and DG combined.

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  109. "SPURS FAN said...

    That's a long time."

    It was really good stuff, lime green with red and yellow hairs, sticky and skunky smelling buds, no seeds. I could load a bowl in that corn cob pipe and smoke for four or five days.

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  110. Spurs, google "wildwood weed, Jim Stafford" or do you know that song?

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  111. That's my theme song.

    No, I don't know it. I'll look it up.

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  112. It's about two hillbilly brothers that discover the joys marijuana accidently. It contains the lyrics, "wondering around behind the little animals", and "I found my brother Bill, nekiid, singing on the windmill. He was 'bout half crazy, said he flew up there. Hell I had to fly up thereb and get down".

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  113. Stafford was trying to cash in on Ray Stevens type stuff.

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  114. "SPURS FAN said...
    Not familiar with Ray Stevens."

    You're lucky. His biggest hit was called the "Streak".

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  115. I will only post on this one until it hits 1000

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  116. Soon Pam will be making "Camp Cutie" videos out in the woods licking other girls cooters.

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  117. Anonymous:

    Why does it have to be "out in the woods?"

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  118. "....
    nakeeed as a jay bird...

    don't look ETHEL...

    too late, she was already been mooned...."



    - chef -

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  119. What's up CHEF?

    What is that from?

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