So these are the pics that Streets said that some guy who stalks facebook posted of him in Cambodia or Bangkok or wherever he is. I'd say that one girl who's posing with him looks like a gremlin, but Drew already went out with Fem-grem, so I'll say she kind of looks like Manny Pacquaio.
You should have posted the one with the girl who has hickeys all over her neck and a grill mark on her arm.
ReplyDeleteI missed that one. Damn, I'll throw that in here.
ReplyDeleteThere you go.
ReplyDeleteThat's a woman? Sick.
ReplyDeleteI wonder how much he paid her?
ReplyDeleteBangkok has some really fine, inexpensive hookers. That's the best he could do? That bitch is worth maybe a dollar a day. Is the guy Drew's brother or something?
ReplyDeleteWhere's CBT? He'd know.
ReplyDeleteRead above, Spurs.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny. I didn't even know you were on the post Bangkok Bear.
ReplyDeleteHi Ceeby! How are you on this lovely Good Friday?
ReplyDeleteI just got back in the office.
ReplyDeleteThat bitch is really not representative of the fine, petite girls available in Bangkok. Thai girls are exquisite. That has to be in Manila.
And indeed, someone went rough on the chick in the bottom pic.
ReplyDeleteHi kb. I'm just fucking wonderful this fine Good Friday.
ReplyDeleteHow much are the "fine, petite girls" in Bangkok CBT?
ReplyDeleteI may have to retire from this site until you get a new post up. This chick is seriously making me gross out. I thought chicks looked like CBT described above in those Asian countries.
ReplyDeleteCBT, you really shouldn't cuss while talking about Good Friday. I don't know why, but you just shouldn't.
She has to be Filipina or Lao. Viets, Cambodies and Thais are much prettier than that. She doesn't have enough tattoos to be Lao, either.
ReplyDeleteYeah CBT, show some respect.
ReplyDeleteCBT, the Worldly Perv.
ReplyDelete"CBT, you really shouldn't cuss while talking about Good Friday. I don't know why, but you just shouldn't."
ReplyDeletekb, you don't think Mary Magdalene said, "Holy fuck", when the Easter Bunny jumped out of the tomb at her on Easter?
Hey Spurs, I know my Third World prostitutes.
ReplyDeleteAnd your U.S. prostitutes too.
ReplyDeleteAt least the Ozark ones.
ReplyDeleteIs that really a hickey? That is gross.
ReplyDeleteThat's hot DG. That just screams, "Buy me!"
ReplyDelete"How much are the "fine, petite girls" in Bangkok CBT?"
ReplyDeleteBack in '81 they were $100 a week and, being Buddhist nothing was taboo. I only spent 3 weeks in Thailand on a training exercise.
CBT said...
ReplyDeleteShe has to be Filipina or Lao. Viets, Cambodies and Thais are much prettier than that. She doesn't have enough tattoos to be Lao, either.
you're an idiot CBT.. filipinos are HOT! Definitely better than Thai girls
Elfie: Re: purple grass
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uuq6HgKgEFQ
"At least the Ozark ones."
ReplyDeleteThere are very few prostitutes here in the Ozarks. You have to go to Springfield, Missouri or up around Fort Leonard Wood.
Wop, Filipinas have noses spread all over their faces, like this bitch. Not hot.
ReplyDeleteI think Filipinas are hot too Wopness.
ReplyDelete"There are very few prostitutes here in the Ozarks. You have to go to Springfield, Missouri or up around Fort Leonard Wood."
ReplyDeleteWhat was I thinking?
Thais are definitely prettier.
ReplyDeleteY'all hve never seen Filipinas in their natural environment. Not good.
ReplyDeleteCBT: just talks out of his ass about things that we will never know about (ie: hookers in foreign countries) cause he thinks that makes him safe from a call out on it
ReplyDeleteNope, I haven't CBT.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny Wopness.
ReplyDeleteHey man, have you ever seen the women on the moon?
So hot dude.
At least the Central American hookers don't eat dog.
ReplyDelete"I just got back to the office"
ReplyDeleteFunniest line ever from CBT.
In other words, he flipped the sign on his outhouse from "crapping" to "working"
back to the office, whatever.
Are you telling me you haven't yet cooked up that dog you saved the other day CBT?
ReplyDeleteWop, I was a horny kid who spent 4 years in the Army. I don't talk out my ass about this subject.
ReplyDelete"In other words, he flipped the sign on his outhouse from "crapping" to "working""
ReplyDeleteLMAO
I've seen some fat, ugly Flip girl's, Wop. Not all are hot.
ReplyDeleteyou mean the one he captured as it was running down the highway trying to escape? I'm sure there are other plans for that poor soul prior to being eaten.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Giraffe?
ReplyDeleteI was watching 16 and pregnant the other day and they were prank calling girls from craigslist. I want to do this too.
ReplyDeleteKB: please read above; "with some exceptions of course"
ReplyDeleteThat's funny, but I was thinking he already had his way with it. He and the other drunks at the watering hole.
ReplyDeleteFunniest line ever from RQ:
ReplyDelete"This guy is worth tens of millions of dollars."
That would be fun DG.
ReplyDeletenada spurs. depressed, gonna tie one on tonight. i smell, need to take a shower.
ReplyDeleteWhy are you depressed Giraffe?
ReplyDeleteFYI, I found the dogs owner yesterday.
ReplyDeletemy boyfriend dumped me. i feel so lonely i could die.
ReplyDeleteHi RQ! Did you ignore all calls from the Dr. this AM as I advised?
ReplyDeleteMy grandpa was in WW2 and told me some gross stories about the chicks he saw in Germany and the ones they had on the ship that took them from there to NY when the war was over. I'm sure CBT has banged a few nasties in his day.
"Why are you depressed Giraffe?"
ReplyDeleteAnother 80 year old man had his gardener escort her off the premises last night.
kinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteYou know, frankly I'm disappointed you don't have an Easter avatar. Being your "holiday avatar" requests went on for awhile.
RQ, someone once told me that if you get dumped, it is because you stepped out of the relationship first.
ReplyDeleteSo technically, you dumped him.
He was mad cause you didnt answer your phone, huh?
huh? what DR? i wish I got calls to ignore.
ReplyDeleteThe dude that was my supposed "boyfriend" had bucks but he was cheap.
let me tell you about our last date. We went to Williams Sonoma at Fashion square to return some salt and pepper shakers that were not working. he received them back in october.
"my boyfriend dumped me. i feel so lonely i could die."
ReplyDeleteAnd this was a surprise to you? Did he haul ass so fast he left skid marks?
Did he give you a reward CBT? Or did you figure that you got your money's worth from the dog?
ReplyDeleteExactly Wop... purple hills. They need to make a hybrid grass that is purple.
ReplyDeleteI do, but I wasn't logged in. Forgive my lack of holiday cheer everyone.
ReplyDeleteThere you go.
ReplyDeletemind you, this was a mall date.
ReplyDeleteso the lady says sorry i cannot return that without a receipt. so my supposed boyfriend happens to know the "williams" in williams and sonoma, calls him up, gets his salt & pepper shakers exchanged.
Then, just as the transaction was over, he asks for the fucking batteries out of the fucking things.
Spurs, how's life in Momma's basement?
ReplyDeleteYep, he sounds like a cheapass.
ReplyDeleteIt's great, thanks CBT.
ReplyDeleteWilliams Sonoma has good hot choco.
ReplyDeleteNext year I will buy you all some for Christmas.
He didn't dump you RQ, he probably just died of natural causes like most people his age do.
ReplyDeletethank you kb. I appreciate that.
ReplyDeleteYou mean this year? And yeah, I'll be waiting by my mail box waiting for it. I'm sure it will arrive in December.
ReplyDeletehe was not old, DG. he had real potential.
ReplyDeleteyou need batteries for salt n pepper shakes?
ReplyDeleteAre you sure he wasnt returning his butt plug, RQ?
"Then, just as the transaction was over, he asks for the fucking batteries out of the fucking things."
ReplyDeleteNow that's funny because you got to be near a hundred to need battery powered salt and pepper shakers.
I loved his house, it was so beautiful, like something right out of a tuscan garden magazine. I could see myself being the Queen of the Manner.
ReplyDeletefuck him, liar. He must have had another girlfriend on the side, no one is that busy.
"He didn't dump you RQ, he probably just died of natural causes like most people his age do."
ReplyDeleteThat was pretty good.
He treated me like a butt plug, KB. I mean a roll in the hay every week, then out the door. no dates in between, and when I complained, that is when we went on the mall date.
ReplyDeleteit's ok though my mom says he is a SpanFerkel and looks like one too
ReplyDeleteits settled. He was, in fact, returning his butt plugs disguised as salt and pepper shakers (clever, very clever) that Williams Sonoma sells in their catalog and that is why he had no receipt. His call to Williams was a threat to out him as the fag he is, so he allowed him to return them.
ReplyDeleteSo he dumped you cause he is gay RQ, not your fault.
ReplyDeleteMove on to another one.
nah, he likes bright women. and thin women.
ReplyDeletenah, not another girlfriend, RQ. A wife for sure, but not another girlfriend. That is too much maintenance for a man.
ReplyDeleteAn Easter bloodbath.
ReplyDelete"nah, he likes bright women. and thin women."
ReplyDeleteYou are smart and scrawny, Queenie. Maybe he doesn't like the smell of plastic.
well, happy Easter everyone. God Bless.
ReplyDeleteI was going to ask if you planned on crashing the party Giraffe, but not only do you want to do that, you want to kill the Easter bunny.
ReplyDeleteAnd Happy Easter to you too Giraffe, thanks for stopping by.
ReplyDeleteI will eat a chocolate covered marshmallow bunny in your honor on Sunday RQ.
ReplyDeleteI won't even throw it up later, I will take the calories for you..I'm such a good person.
"An Easter bloodbath."
ReplyDeleteNo, no psycho there at all. Sheesh.
that is the nicest sentiment ever, kb. I'm going to carry that with me through my very miserable day, miserable evening, miserable life.
ReplyDeleteI have a lot of stuff. More than flo, who I'm sure has like two skanky outfits and a flattening iron.
ReplyDeleteAnd a waitress apron.
ReplyDeleteyes, spurs, as i said, two skanky outfits.
ReplyDelete"Rocket Queen said...
ReplyDeletethat is the nicest sentiment ever, kb. I'm going to carry that with me through my very miserable day, miserable evening, miserable life."
You know RQ, if you weren't such a shallow, falsely superior, gold digging elderly whore, you might not be so miserable. Go drink a Bud Light and see if a regular working guy like, maybe Drew would fuck you. Hell, you might like it.
I thought Easter bloodbath sounded nice. I pictured a few kid's with their clothes drenched in blood, a Peep or two smushed from the stampede of people running for cover, and the bunny himself missing his left eye.
ReplyDeleteOh, good point Giraffe.
ReplyDeletei smell, i need a shower. i am really not taking care of myself. depression is setting in.
ReplyDeleteYeah Giraffe, go get yourself a Drew.
ReplyDeleteshe has those press on nails too, RQ.
ReplyDeleteFlo dresses like a typical college girl. Jeans, t-shirts, hoodies, that kind of stuff. That's how I like 'em. Waitress apron, yes, skanky outfits, no.
ReplyDelete"He treated me like a butt plug, KB. I mean a roll in the hay every week, then out the door. no dates in between, and when I complained, that is when we went on the mall date."
ReplyDeleteDid he leave cash on your dresser when he left? that should've been the first sign you didn't have a boyfriend.
That is what sealed it for me that he had a wife, CBT.
ReplyDelete"Did he leave cash on your dresser when he left? that should've been the first sign you didn't have a boyfriend."
ReplyDeleteBuahahhaaaaa
Id find it hard to believe anyone would pay for that disgusting mess, but after seeing that dudes picture, we might just have the one who would
Why does that chick have white makeup rubbed into her eyebrows? Reminds me of Sammy Sosa post skin lightening.
ReplyDeleteI didn't notice that.
ReplyDeletehttp://uvtblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/resized_Sammy_Sosa_Skin_Lightening_Photo_500x637.jpg
ReplyDeletelook at this clown
Hickey girl is actually kind of cutish... I wonder what happened to her arm?
ReplyDeleteYeah, that was creepy. I still wonder if that was shopped in any way or if that was really him.
ReplyDeleteGood question.
ReplyDeleteDG~ I watched that episode when they prank call people. I was craking up when she asked the guy if he wanted to "beat it" haha
ReplyDeleteI shitted
ReplyDeleteall these hookers look like they have 5 o'clock shadow.
ReplyDeleteThey do right?
ReplyDeleteyeah, their faces have a green hue to them. like stubble growing in.
ReplyDeleteThat guy looks happy as he can be though.
ReplyDeletehere you go cbt. just for your old times sake. enjoy!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.thailbs.com/
I don't even want to click on that link this time Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteyou will....eventually.
ReplyDeleteFunny.
ReplyDeleteyou already did huh?
ReplyDeleteI just did now. Yep, that will take CBT down memory lane.
ReplyDeleteoh yes it will. he might even dress flo up like that here tonight.
ReplyDeleteShe probably already has that look down.
ReplyDeletefor some reason, i think youre right.
ReplyDeletecbt flosses his teeth with pre opt tranny penis
ReplyDeleteYou think so huh?
ReplyDeleteyup. i think she goes all the way with her costumes.
ReplyDeletecbt molests little boys and drew is his accomplice
ReplyDeleteMy friend's husband's friend is so hot. I want a piece of him.
ReplyDeleteHave you told her?
ReplyDeleteI hated this guy a year ago. I met him when he was real drunk last st. patricks day. But I met his brother 6 months before that and his brother liked me. But his brother does not look like him.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, he is sober today and beautiful.
And married to a friend. And then the fantasy blows up.
ReplyDeleteLEarn to read Sours...
ReplyDeleteNo he is not married. My friend is married. It is her husband's friend.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, I didn't read that correctly.
ReplyDeleteThank you Elfie.
ReplyDeleteALl right Skeets.
ReplyDeleteSo when do your "pals" come in DG?
ReplyDeleteHe kind of looks like Aspen but better. But only because his eyes are a little more blue and his hair is a little darker. Such a combination.
ReplyDeleteThey are already here but they went to get something to eat and will be back soon.
ReplyDeleteSo are you going to paint the town tonight or what?
ReplyDeleteBecause if you do and you see a rooster or Kanye West again, I hope you will take some pics.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous is just lame.
ReplyDeleteI think I may be going to Aspen 2.0's house to drink later.
ReplyDeleteBtw, I'm not into the costume thing at all. I like women barefoot and nekkid.
ReplyDeleteIt's storming here, I either drank too much or not enough last night, Flo works 'til close and I feel like shit, because I either drank too much or not enough, so I'm gonna hole up, watch some TV and sleep early tonight.
ReplyDeleteGood luck to you DG. You are like a juggler. What does this guy do? We need to come up with a better name for him.
ReplyDeleteThat's cool CBT. Nothing wrong with sleep. So did you check out that site that Anonymous posted?
ReplyDeletekb
ReplyDeleteMost of the people spurs posts here are all ugly and gross to look at... I think he has posted uglier though
What's going on Astrid?
ReplyDeleteI saw somebody at Walmart today...
ReplyDeleteShe had no front teeth and she was wearing a shirt that said "Flirtologist"
she was also probably 50 years old
ReplyDeleteA flirtologist?
ReplyDeleteNice. I could see kinkyb!tch wearing that.
hey spurs..
ReplyDeleteI am fine.. I am tried, but when 11 pm comes, I will probably be wide awake. That is how it always is..
How are you doing?
You didn't buy me roses.. I am sad..
I ended up staying awake late last night. I am fine, thanks.
ReplyDeleteAnd sorry about the roses. Like kinkyb!tch, I was going to mail it to Ohio, but I didn't know if they would know where to deliver it.
I meant like kinkyb!tch and me mailing stuff to Arizona.
ReplyDeletehaha.. I hope she sends me that hot chocolate or whatever for Christmas..
ReplyDeleteI'm sure it will get there. It will be delivered by a stork.
ReplyDeleteI have been so hungry all day!
ReplyDeleteI never eat three meals a day.. one or two, because I never need to eat a lot..
You are like a little bird.
ReplyDeleteI never check out the links Anonymous posts. I did one time and have been scarred for life. That's hard to do to a guy who's seen body parts scattered to hell and back.
ReplyDeleteI have been eating all day!
ReplyDeleteHi CBT..
I think Anonymous might have a sick mind.
ReplyDeletehe sent me to
ReplyDeletelemonparty.org
That is when I learned... 3 old guys having a 3 some
Or a typical drug fueled weekend at CBT's.
ReplyDeleteIn the Night of the Living Dead 3... a girl kept eating and eating...
ReplyDeleteShe couldn't get full, and then she found out that she was a zombie!
Spurs, how's life in Momma's basement? Did you have Del Taco for lunch?
ReplyDeleteYou think you might be a zombie Astrid?
ReplyDeleteAs I told you earlier CBT, it's great.
ReplyDeleteWhat is so funny about everybody saying he eats Del Taco??
ReplyDeleteI've never gotten that either.
ReplyDeleteThat's just my way of saying he's not being funny, Astrid.
ReplyDeleteI never thought the Del Taco thing made any sense. Now Drew does look like he lives on fast food and Captain Morgan, so saying Drew lives on Del Cannoli would be funny.
ReplyDeletehowdy cbt. glad you didnt go to that link....its only for men with strong enough hearts to say no. basically only spurs, wop and i. anyways my friends, my weekend plans are gonna be great. only 2 things are the ingredients; beer and grilling.
ReplyDeletep.s.
ReplyDeletethe other anon was more than likely lindsay. im stupid, but not lame.
I really hope RQ bathes soon. She looks like hell already. Combined with the stench of unwashed over the hill vagina, that's just nasty.
ReplyDeleteok...now you know its me.
ReplyDeleteHowdy Anonymous. Occassionally you mange to be funny, just not lately. Work on that will ya?
ReplyDeleteonly 2 things are the ingredients; beer and grilling.
ReplyDelete.. and cocks, anon... you forgot to say, COCKS!
your party is probably going to smell like axe body spray and ball sweat..
That was good Astrid, and true.
ReplyDeleteCool, you logged on. And yeah, try to work on being funny Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteI used to never miss the "Gong Show" back when I was in college.
ReplyDeleteyou went to college to be a car salesman?
ReplyDeleteWhat did you do when you graduated CBT?
ReplyDelete"What did you do when you graduated CBT?"
ReplyDeleteI was in ROTC, got a degree in Military History and was commisioned as a 2nd Lt. in the US Army Spurs. Are you smoking weed again? I've told that before.
Gee, forgive me CBT. It's not as if you've written a bunch of other shit before.
ReplyDeleteCBT:
ReplyDeleteYou drinking again tonight?
Sorry Spurs. Getting my commission was a pretty decent accomplishment.
ReplyDeleteNo Spurs, not even a beer today.
ReplyDeletei remember the rotc leaders at my school. they tried to recruit like if a war was going on. the thought of one day going to foreign countries to win hearts and minds and then blowing them the fuck up kind of intrigued me. but then i realized that theres too many rules to live by.
ReplyDeleteI'd say so as well.
ReplyDeletespurs, what did you want to do with your life when you finished high school at the age of 25?
ReplyDeleteThat pretty much sums it up Anonymous. Blowing people up ain't as much fun as it sounds like, though.
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeletespurs, what did you want to do with your life when you finished high school at the age of 25?"
That was funny. What's funnier is that he was the youngest person in his class.
That was a good one Anonymous.
ReplyDeletei have several family members that served. most of my family is either military or law enforcement. then theres me...way on the other side of the spectrum. a few years ago i could have been wops #1 client.
ReplyDeleteyou know im kidding spurs. its all just jokes and bullshitting around here. kinda like an internet bar.
ReplyDeleteI know man, I thought it was funny.
ReplyDeletehonestly, can you picture what it would be like if all of us hung out in real life? ugh...fuck. strange.
ReplyDeleteYou could have been wops number 1 client.... I could see that
ReplyDeleteYeah, I think it might be a little strange. But if Drew or CBT were there it would be like having a pinata, so that would be fun.
ReplyDelete