Hi everyone! I had a great time in San Diego this weekend. Bitchhog was nice enough to introduce me to her friend Francois to make my stay more enjoyable. He is amazing. He speaks 3 languages, volunteers his time at the "Children of Foreign Affairs" in San Diego, and has the sexiest accent ever. He also has a love for hiking so I hope RQ does not try to steal him away from me. He is an aspiring actor and has had a small part in that new show "Southland" and had a part for about six months on "One Life to Live".
Thank you Bitchhog. I think he may be the one.
-Dirtygirl
SPURS FAN says: Did you read that everyone? He likes to hike!
Nobody gives a shit, Jay Leno jaw. I really hope you two work out, that way you can come home one afternoon and find him sucking a cock. Then we can all laugh at you. You won't be thanking Chewbacca's cousin bitchhog then.
You know what I find so funny about you rock jaw? Well, in additon to taking pics a mile away, or wearing sunglasses so we don't get a good look at your deformed face, is the fact that as much as you rag on MP, he basically got you to show yourself. Which is so funny, because this clown looks like a lot like MP.
Don't you find the humor in that rock jaw?
Dummy.
Also, are you trying to be Fergie in your outfit?
Go piss in your pants.
P.S. You got me Big League Chew (Dirtygirl). I should have left it at that.
Go piss your pants
ReplyDeletePRICELESS HAHAHAH
Damn Spurs....I'm sensing a little jealousy in your comment.
ReplyDeleteNo, you've just had too much immunity here Lion.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous:
ReplyDeleteSo you understood what I meant? Cool. I was thinking some people might not get it.
She does resemble Fergie in that pic but DG is way to classy to piss her pants, except for that one time she was totally drunk and well who hasn't had one of those moments right?
ReplyDeleteI love the name Francois.
Francois is french for "fag in a closet."
ReplyDeleteAnd for the record spurs, MP didn't make me post myself. Pictures from my myspace were posted. I am friends on myspace with almost everyone that looks at both of these sites so you and MP were the only ones who really didn't know what I looked like. Also, the very first picture that was ever posted of me was a close up with no sunglasses on. Finally, I don't go out and take pictures of myself just to be posted on here so it's too bad you don't like the angles or the distance. I share with you only what I want to. But I can tell you this, my life is real. Too bad yours is not.
ReplyDeleteYeah rock jaw, my life isn't "real."
ReplyDeleteIt's a cartoon.
So go talk about how you own a business, and go to school, and blah blah blah blah.
Spurs,
ReplyDeleteYou want to get on my bad side? That's fine. You hate my success and you hate that all you have amounted to be was some loser who made a spin off site that lives off of his mom's social security check.
"You hate my success and you hate that all you have amounted to be was some loser who made a spin off site that lives off of his mom's social security check."
ReplyDeleteWEAK.
Spurs,
ReplyDeletewhy don't you just ask her for a pic for that shrine you made?
It was a voodoo doll, not a shrine bitchhog.
ReplyDeleteyou have a lot of dolls in that basement.
ReplyDeleteHe probably does have a shrine.
ReplyDeleteFuck your immunity spurs. I never wanted it. I met an amazing guy and you just can't let me be happy, can you?
Spurs, Francois is volatile when he gets angry...
ReplyDeleteLion:
ReplyDeleteNope.
Spurs,
ReplyDeleteWhy don't you post a picture of yourself shirtless and post it? I'm curious to see if the rest of your body is melting like your face.
Spurs,
ReplyDeleteYou can put your doll collection on ebay for a little extra cash.
Rock jaw:
ReplyDeleteLow blow. That one pic is awful, I have admitted that. And it's been run into the ground.
Bitcchog:
ReplyDeleteLAME.
I thought we were e-friends spurs.
ReplyDeleteFuck you.
Are you serious?
ReplyDeleteThen why do you look the same in your videos? If Tristan would let you borrow his clothes you would be a dead ringer for Freddy Kreuger.
ReplyDelete"If Tristan would let you borrow his clothes you would be a dead ringer for Freddy Kreuger."
ReplyDeleteYou ripped that from me.
Booooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are posting an aspiring actor on your website making fun of him. He is pissed and now so am I.
ReplyDeleteTristan's face is not melting like yours, therefore I did not rip anything to you.
ReplyDeleteTell him I said sorry.
ReplyDeleteThere's always gay porn.
"therefore I did not rip anything to you."
ReplyDeleteYou mean from me.
That was a funny read Spurs, a little harsh though :) I think he looks good, minus the shorts, but isn't that some euro thing? If they were speedos, that would be...
ReplyDeleteHis shorts are much better than these lace up the front boardshorts the dudes here wear.
ReplyDeleteCutenbored:
ReplyDeleteHarsh?
Where?
"His shorts are much better than these lace up the front boardshorts the dudes here wear."
ReplyDeleteThanks Joan and Melissa Rivers.
I guess I have offended your shoelace shorts that double as manpris.
ReplyDeleteSpurs: "come home one afternoon to him sucking a cock" "oh well there is always gay porn" That's more than a little harsh...
ReplyDeleteJoan and Melissa Rivers was awesome though, made me laugh!
You know what's weak?
ReplyDeleteResponding to dig by just typing "boo" or "weak."
Very nice Bitchhog! Manpris? Say it ain't so Spurs...
ReplyDeleteHAMBURGLAR!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDelete"I guess I have offended your shoelace shorts that double as manpris."
ReplyDeleteYou did.
"You know what's weak?
Responding to dig by just typing "boo" or "weak."
Maybe, but you know what's even weaker?
That comment.
Can someone fill me in on the HAMBURGLAR? Because, right now, I'm laughing for no reason! What's DG's history as the Hamburglar?
ReplyDeleteI guess I should worry that MP will try and steal him from me since you say he looks gay?
ReplyDeleteCnB: there is no history. just lack of wit.
ReplyDeleteSpurs: nice "I'm rubber, you are glue" response. Speaking of rubber and glue, how is the Superman blow-up doll holding up?
Cutenbored:
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure about the Hamburglar line.
One thing Lion isn't is fat.
See? I can throw out compliments.
I don't really get that one either cutenbored. I think that is just an anonymous (mp) person who thinks they are funny but they are the only one that gets it. But, I am totally open for anyone entertaining themselves whether I get it or not.
ReplyDeleteDirtygirl looks like the HAMBURGLAR! Her fuckin noggin is HUGE just like his! And shes a chunkster and loves her some Mickey Ds!
ReplyDeleteHamburglar...wheres my quarter pounder with cheese? Get on that SHIT!!!!
Bitchchog:
ReplyDeleteIt's holding up fine, thanks.
Hamburglar isn't fat... she is CHUNKY!!!
ReplyDeleteIt's even more entertaining that they made the hamburgerlar comment and nobody responded to it and then they had to make it a second time because they were waiting for somebody to get it.
ReplyDeleteHey yo Hamburglar!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhy is Grimace skinnier than you?? Must be weird to be with a guy half your size.
GRIMACE IS A CHUBBY CHASER!! EWWW
BURGER BURGER BURGERRRRRRRRRR
ReplyDeleteROBBLE ROBBLE!! BURGER BURGER BURGER!!!
ReplyDeleteAnonymous,
ReplyDeleteType away your comments and have all the fun in the world. But just do us one favor and refrain from pressing the 'post comment' button.
If you want to make fun of me, so be it. I have no problem laughing at myself. But seriously, you're not even slightly funny. You just sound like a retarded kid who is drooling for attention.
Hamburglar is sad :( :( :(
ReplyDeletei no it sucks looking like the hamburglar but make some money off that shiz!!!
Damn, shouldn't have asked. It was funny when I didn't get it, but thank you all for the info. ...And in NO WAY is DG fat or chubby, that's my territory thank you very much!
ReplyDeleteRetarded came to mind for me too...
ReplyDeleteNo, that is my territory until we find out the winner of our showdown!
ReplyDeleteAnonymous, you are putting me to sleep and it is not even lunchtime.
Anonymous,
ReplyDeleteYou sound really intelligent.
Yeah anonymous, the Hamburglar thing is played out.
ReplyDeleteNo, this post just turned ghetto is all. I can tell anonymous is goihg to go far in life.
ReplyDeleteThat's it. I am calling your special ed teacher before you completely ruin the keyboard with your food-filled drool. Don't ruin it for the other kids.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous,
ReplyDeleteJust because your parents leave for work before the school bus shows up doesn't mean you should miss it to annoy us all day. There are some great porn sites on the internet I'm sure you can jerk off to today go find them.....
The poor thing wants attention is all. They want people to laugh and listen to everything they comment on, too. They are tired of being ignored. We cannot help they are not funny even though they think they are.
ReplyDeleteSorry, we don't get it anonymous. Not all of us have natural wit and personality.
Now DG,
ReplyDeleteGlad you found someone.....even if he does resemble a Timberfake-Medium Pimpin-DJ Qualls hybrid.
I actually found the Hamburlar thing to be hilarious.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, Chewbacca said he is available to talk. He senses your strife and jealousy over Francois.
ReplyDeleteFrancis:
ReplyDelete"Glad you found someone.....even if he does resemble a Timberfake-Medium Pimpin-DJ Qualls hybrid."
That was good.
Then you're 12 DJ the ignorant one
ReplyDeleteDJ,
ReplyDeleteYou would find it funny. I can tell by the 'funny' comments you have posted on the dirty. (yawn)
Or it could be because you do resemble the "Hamburglar".
ReplyDeleteBitchhog:
ReplyDeleteI'll talk to him. He'll agree with me (rhymed).
Sick. You couldn't pay me to touch Rocket Man.
ReplyDeleteDJ the real one:
ReplyDeleteIt is nice to see you finally make some comments over here.
Someone made a good call with gay porn. At least, that is what "aspiring actor" usually translates out to.
ReplyDelete"Someone made a good call with gay porn"
ReplyDeleteThanks EV.
RQ did look very unTranny in that crazy ass video.
ReplyDeleteI agree with the other poster. She is bat shit CRAZY which means a good lay. If she is a she.
that dudes forehead is bigger than the front of my 79 trans am. well, both of those dudes in that pic.
ReplyDeleteoh yeah dirtygirl, you have the worlds largest fucking head! it looks like you are wearing a crash helmet under that wig.
ReplyDelete"front of my 79 trans am."
ReplyDeleteI didn't think it was possible to include a trans am in an insult, but somehow you made it possible.
and track suits have been out of style for at least 3 years.
ReplyDeleteDoes the car have the eagle (or whatever that huge bird is) on the hood?
ReplyDeleteyup, thats the one CnB.
ReplyDeleteCANNONBALL!!! I loved that movie... when I was a kid
ReplyDeletebtw, your lower back fat is hanging out of your pants.
ReplyDeleteHAMBURGLAR!!!
ReplyDeleteSee someone else thinks your head is huge, not just me!!!!
her head is so big instead of shades shes wearing windshields from a 1950 desoto.
ReplyDeleteThis dirty Serb fagadouche is definitely for the gays. DG just got a mercy fuck, 1 timer. He's back to takin it the rear.
ReplyDeletethat fags asshole can probably cut a turd at least 2 feet long with little to no effort.
ReplyDeleteRekkin Id like ta slap some chaps on that there ol pole smoker and let hom ride this here ol bull
ReplyDeleteYEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW
^queer
ReplyDeleteWow the fur is really flying in here ... amusing
ReplyDeleteSo DG calls herself classy, yet she goes to SD for the weekend and hooks up with some 30k milli douche who's going nowhere in life. I'm sure this douche is the next Brad Pitt. Pretty pathetic DG, you fat skank.
ReplyDeleteAnon:
ReplyDeleteFirst, I never called myself classy although I somewhat am. Also, there has been an update so maybe you should check the other site.
I'm so pissed. Look at all I piss when I go to therapy.
ReplyDeleteThat's it, I'm not going anymore.
HAHAH I MEANT *MISS* NOT *PISS*
ReplyDeleteoh dear, that's gonna make me look goofy
ReplyDeleteMmm, Rocket Queen.
ReplyDeleteYou kind of turned me on in your last video.
Are you as wild in bed as I think you are;)
DJ - Can I post your pic ??
ReplyDeletewhat kind of freak gets turned on by a chick with a frog on her lap??
ReplyDeleteand I'm the weird one, huh? yeah, okie.........
Hey, I am not the one in therapy.
ReplyDeleteCan't win with your crazy ass.
You get upset when people call you a tranny and you get upset when people compliment you.
You really are fucked in the head.
the only compliments that are of value to me are when people say they think I am of extraordinary intelligence.
ReplyDeleteI deliberately downplay any sexuality i possess in an elaborate effort to disguise what an exquisite piece of ass i am. for you to recognize and see through the charade is unacceptable and unwelcome.
stop trying to hump my leg. It's not going to happen.
my is going to be in trubble because my is going to post a picture of DJ -
ReplyDeleteDJ???? helloooooooooooooooooooo??
you know what song I really like? the Smurf song!
ReplyDeleteRQ,
ReplyDeleteI hate to break it to you but you do not possess the extraordinary intelligence that you think you do, so I would suggest you use whatever sexuality you have to your advantage. You only have maybe 5 years left...max.
spurs fan is mad right now. His face is melting!!
ReplyDeletehe's been had by DG. He won't have it, he is in his laboratory cooking up a good one for her.
You know what the means, I'll be left to my own devises, no consequences for my jokes, humor, and anything else I decide to unleash whilst Spurs is busy with Dirty girl.
Oh JOYOUS DAY OH JOYOUS DAY
what does sexuality get me?
ReplyDeleteA purple room in a trout mansion?
thanks for the advice.
I will only be of significance for five more years.
ReplyDeletealas, my looks will be gone by then and i'll dwindle down to nothing.
NOTHING....... oh god, help me.
Hey Dirty Girl...like the pic of you and your new man! Are you sure he isn't a rebound skank?
ReplyDeleteby the way, not true. I have an ageless beauty, like say, raquel welch. (sp)
ReplyDeleteWell it certainly has not gotten you a husband or any sembelance of a boyfriend...
ReplyDeleteI used to watch OLTL, and those actors swap girls like they swap infested loin juices..fast and furiously!
ReplyDeleteI'm just looking out for you DG, you just ended a relationship, don't want to see you get left in the dust for some Z-list soap actress that has a degree in cunniling-ology(sp?)
ReplyDeletei do not want one, or I would have one.
ReplyDeleteHe is a cunnilinguist, QB.
ReplyDeleteHey RQ! Whose throat do I need to slash today? Who's giving you sh!t?
ReplyDeletethanks QB it's a long list, I'll text it to you in random order!
ReplyDeletesigh, where has everyone gone to?
ReplyDeletei must leave for the gym.
BH: That may be so, but I'd feel horrible if he left DG's "field" for greener pastures..know what I mean?
ReplyDeleteRQ; Please do so, I'm in the mood to be vicious, you know I can be! haha
ReplyDeleteFrancois is not real but we are going to start following this guy's life for fun. Then later on down the line I am going to email him the link to these sites and confuse the hell out of him.
ReplyDeletethat cock cake down below is starting to look pretty delicious. I'm hungry.
ReplyDeleteDG - it's going to be great to stalk a nobody. His self esteem is gonna go through the roof thanks to us.
hey guys
ReplyDeletehhaa RQ
ReplyDeletethanks
I am a good chef!
Hi Pam! I went down and grabbed a protein bar. I'm still wanting to lick the icing off the cock though.
ReplyDeletedamn, girl, you are seriously about to make me drive to Fred Myer and I trained so hard today.
ReplyDeleteok...frosting run. white fluffy whipped!
ReplyDeletehahaha!!
ReplyDeleteI hate it . Ive been starving myself because I havent had my car to go to the gym
foods evil
shut up hamburglar. your pic is at the bottom of this page. i knew this girl looked about 30 pounds lighter than you. you didn't fool anyone
ReplyDeleteWHERE is everyone tonight?
ReplyDeleteI'm about to post something shortly Giraffe.
ReplyDeleteoh goodie...i'll go put me jammies on, make tea and be back.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous Pimpin': Google Warner Brothers "Scrub Me Mamma With A Boogie Beat". You'll think you're at your family Reunion.
ReplyDeleteWhere be all da white womens at?
ReplyDeletewhy'd you delete the other post Spurs??
ReplyDeleteWell, I haven't completely deleted it yet.
ReplyDeleteI can still re-post it. I just thought it was a bit too mean.
What do you think?
I didn't even see it so I think you should post it!!!
ReplyDeletePost it!!!
ReplyDeleteJust stopped by to say that the newest post on Drew's site, is DISGUSTING!! I've got to go throw up, bye...
ReplyDeleteDG: You are good, you can definately talk shit, but girl, seriously, that is GROSS!
That picture resembles your face cutting board.
ReplyDeleteSPURS BRING THAT POST BACK!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteDon't be like Nik and delete posts! LAME
Spurs,
ReplyDeleteMy man, what is up with deleting the post?
I only glanced at it, but I didn't notice a hairy snout...
ReplyDeleteCnb: I know it's disgusting but I couldn't help myself.
ReplyDeleteIt's supposedly a real pic, too. But I'm not sure. I hope it's not real.
ReplyDeleteMy momma said I can hobble you, Anon...
ReplyDeleteGirl, I just hope you didn't analyze it long enough to determine its legitimacy. It seriously turned my stomach, but funny shit!
ReplyDeleteSpurs are u going soft now with deleting that post???
ReplyDeleteI understand how you would think that anonymous.
ReplyDeleteyou've gone flacid.
ReplyDeletei'm disappointed.
...
ReplyDeleteSpurs...
If you are not going to repost, at least post something new...
Lampola...
What's up with Angels & Outlaws?...
I might end up at 1st Fridays (downtown) or up at Blue Martini (city north)...
Either way, its gonna rain... So Milli & Vanilli would still be perfect...
Puhmelah...
Yo
....
- chef -
-crimking-
what is going on around here today, Spurs?
ReplyDeleteYou got some new material or what??????
hey chef- i actually have a friends bday on friday so were not doing happy hour.. but i do wanna check that place out sometime.. ill keep u posted.
ReplyDelete-lamp
...
ReplyDeleteThe lamp is keping me posted - check
Ha
...
- chef -
-crimking-
Lamp is your friend turning 40? ;-)
ReplyDeleteId suck him
ReplyDeleteI think Dirty Girl is the beard on this one. The boy is def forgy.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up DJ?
ReplyDeleteHanging out. The dirty is starting to bore me. Leper, Leper Leper. Yawn
ReplyDeleteYou know all those pics of Leper are crap right?
ReplyDeleteWait and mike "I'm gay but only on certain days" Hallow.
ReplyDeleteLeper is a mess this much is true. Met her once at Station 4. Totaly wacked out.
ReplyDeleteDude, she doens't even have pics up anymore.
ReplyDeleteAll those pics are OLD.
I met her DJ.
ReplyDeleteI thought she was really cool. Totally different from what I thought.
I'm not saying she's a bad person. She needs to get away from her fake friends. Mike and the rest are too toxic for words. That being said how's life?
ReplyDeleteWell, like I said DJ, those pics aren't current. She doesn't even have pics up anymore.
ReplyDeleteLife? Pretty good.
How's yours?