Thursday, October 22, 2009

Suburban Housewife



E-mail: This reminded me of Elfie.

SPURS FAN says: It certainly does. I can see Streets popping oxy, boozing, and snorting lines for sure. The volvo is right up her alley as well. But this lady dances about 10 times better than Streets does, so it's just a little off.

P.S. Indeed, this has been video time here. I'd like to tell myself it's because all these videos kick ass, but I'm pretty sure it has to do with my lack of creativity. Either way, Kenneth Douglas ruined the streak. He should do an extra year for that.

221 comments:

  1. Elfie: "Ho-ho-kim" is a Pueblo Indian word that means "the people who went before". No one is really sure who they were.

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  2. Per the last post: I've never seen a ghost, but I've made a few.

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  3. Oh yeah? You should make a ghost of 81 Club.

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  4. Spurs: I saw you and DG busting on me on the last post. Best Buy would be proud.

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  5. I think I'm getting Employee of the Month. Also, what was wrong? I just said that if you went to a ghost town, you would tell yourself the reason it's that way is you killed everyone. With a blade of grass.

    That was a compliment.

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  6. "SPURS FAN said...

    Oh yeah? You should make a ghost of 81 Club."

    Faking being a Hell's Angel will get him made into a ghost without my assistance. I think "Butcher Mike" is gonna have problems without my involvement.

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  7. Well, like I wrote before, no one will find out. At the same time, I think it's very practical that a Hells Angel is posting here. Makes sense to me.

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  8. "SPURS FAN said...

    I think I'm getting Employee of the Month. Also, what was wrong? I just said that if you went to a ghost town, you would tell yourself the reason it's that way is you killed everyone. With a blade of grass.

    That was a compliment."

    I think one of my alter egos would have liked that. I have enough issues with the shit I did without it being made light of.

    RQ: You're a vaguely attractive, cougarish female whose "use by" date is rapidly approaching. That's ok, the world needs more cat ladies in babushkas that talk to themselves while they open endless cans of Little Friskies.

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  9. "I have enough issues with the shit I did without it being made light of."

    I'm sorry dude. I was just playing around. I won't write something like that again. I'll stick to cracking you for all the young puss you pay for.

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  10. Spurs: I think real Angels have too much Angel shit to be doing to be acting like "Keyboard Warriors" (that video was some funny shit, btw).

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  11. Spurs: Have you seen my "10 Trout Rules"?

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  12. Yeah, I like that video. That was a good find by DG.

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  13. LMAO at Rerun. That was a good one Spurs.

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  14. I remember seeing those rules. They were pretty long.

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  15. Rule #1: When you're 50, 22 year old pussy is not free, but it's still better than free 50 year old pussy.

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  16. Thanks Rerun. Yeah, that's going to be your name now. Also, I have something to post that's a favor to you. I'll post it tonight. I hope you like it. It's making up for ratting you out on the Craigslist Whore. Which was DG's doing by the way.

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  17. Rerun,

    Seriously, you never answered. That was the chick from Craigslist right?

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  18. CBT:

    How long did it take you to come up with these rules?

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  19. "SPURS FAN said...

    CBT:

    How long did it take you to come up with these rules?"

    About an hour. I'll email them to you. It's a post that always gets the female commenters stirred up.

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  20. CBT:

    Cool. But they've been posted already, right?

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  21. Anonymous:

    That's thoughtful. I'm sure CBT appreciates that.

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  22. I think MP forgot to include his initials in this last anonymous comment.

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  23. Why does Drew always avoid the questions about the craigslist whore?

    I love being right.

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  24. Always trying to take a shot at MP, huh?

    I am glad you enjoyed it DG. I didn't discover it though.

    Where is Streets anyway?

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  25. He won't answer. You were right DG. You know, maybe that was indeed the best post on here yet (can't believe I typed that).

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  26. CBT - you think I got get a picture of your knothole?

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  27. CBT - Are you all for giving and receiving?

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  28. CBT - do you shave your butthole?

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  29. Pretty direct questions there Anonymous.

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  30. Yep, has to be MP. Google ad is now 'local gay singles'.

    Yes, if anyone deserves a bragging video it would be me by finding that rare find. I don't have to make up shit for him.

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  31. Yes, I agree. You deserve to brag.

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  32. DG the day you're right is the day your hair color is natural. Also you know you want MP's (lord I can't believe I'm actually defending this fucktardes crayaon)dick! SPURS, Is that DG's crrent look? If so maybe Drewche will hook up with her.

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  33. Pelican:

    You aren't making sense again. Did you hit your head? Look, I like to rag on DG, but did you see the Drew post with the Craigslist whore? She nailed it man.

    Also, what is this "look" you are referring to?

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  34. CBT - you ever been Cleveland steamed by a man

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  35. CBT - you like to be tea bagged?

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  36. CBT - can I pile drive your pie hole?

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  37. SPURS, let's get one thing straight I care no more about Drewche than Osama. His site is doucheness on a cosmic scale. Not a big fan of MP by far. That being said I can't stand that fat fuck. I would be more than happy to help you and DG to crush his jackass, overinflated ego. Who do I attack? Anon? After all it would be his syle.

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  38. Pelican:

    You seem to be on a rampage. Should I send you some fish to calm you down? After all, Wopness wanted some "pies" (pizza in guinea speak) earlier.

    "His site is doucheness on a cosmic scale."

    That line was pretty good Pelican.

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  39. You'll see my "Bob Dole" arm pic again. Yep, Rerun pulled that out of his hat once more.

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  40. MP: I don't go that way, but if I did, I'd like to think I could do better than you.

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  41. That's not MP, CBT. Just someone screwing with you. I'm sure you knew that though.

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  42. DJ the real one aka. SPURS's birdOctober 22, 2009 at 5:58 PM

    SPURS go to Drewches site. I hope my comments are worthy. DG my appologies for my remark. You would look good as a platinum blonde thoug. LOL!

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  43. That was pretty good Pelican. Worthy inded. I see you are all over the place on your typing though. It's like the fury caused you to leave out some letters.

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  44. CBT - Can I soda machine you?

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  45. CBT would you like it if I Tony Danza'd you?

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  46. CBT - Is your love knot pink or brown?

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  47. Glad you liked the cosmic scale thing. I don't Drewch will leave the comment I made for long. Fish? Honestly as you know I don't do sea food.

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  48. I wrote that and I left out an "e" on indeed. I caught a case of the "Pelican Flu."

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  49. CBT - Id love to spiderman you, you got a purty face

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  50. I didn't know you don't do sea food Pelican. Little strange.

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  51. Anonymous:

    You might have some problems bud. Also, the "purty face" line reminds me of someone.

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  52. CBT - how about a nice angry pirate? Would you like that?

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  53. CBT - How about a nice buggerin?

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  54. Anonymous:

    What is a "soda machine" and an "angry pirate?"

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  55. CBT - May I strawberry shortcake you?

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  56. CBT - How about a nice birmingham booty call?

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  57. No Kasey, she's a girl I went to school with I rekindled at a reunion get together. She's actual 40 yrs old.

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  58. I wish I knew what these terms meant. "birmingham booty call" sounds funny though.

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  59. Well Rerun, I'm not sure I believe you. That chick looked identical to the Craigslist chick.

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  60. SPURS do we really need to go there with one of many Anons? Drewche deleted my comment. So what if I accused him on picking up 14yr old hookers in dowtown Newark? Seems like the truth hurts.

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  61. Rerun deleted your comment? That's not cool. What's up with that Rerun?

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  62. Whoever this Anonymous is, he's certainly up on all kinds of shit I've never heard of.

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  63. Drewche hater aka. DJ the real oneOctober 22, 2009 at 6:15 PM

    Nice of you to cime in. Notttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get lost and go get a minor.

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  64. DJ, I never new someone like yourself could be our age and look so fucking old?

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  65. CBT:

    No shit. I've never heard of any of this stuff.

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  66. Dude, you wanna translate all that? You might get somewhere with MP.

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  67. CBT, surprised me as well. Drew has some wierd fetishs.

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  68. DJ has green bay of the neck, just sayin

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  69. CBT - I will Cincinnati Bowtie you

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  70. CBT - we will have such a good time, you will be left with a pink sock

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  71. CBT - Let me dump truck you

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  72. DJ: I've seen some of the women Drew claims to hjave fucked. If he likes pussy enough to hit some of that shit, there's no way he's gay. It's like this; A gay man might go straight for one night with Elfie, but he ain't going staight for Rocket Queen.

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  73. CBT - how about a nice Boston Pancake?

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  74. Anonymous: I have no idea what any of that shit involves, but unless you're equipped with a vagina (original equipment, no aftermarket) I'm out.

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  75. Drew, are you under the impression you look young? And who are you referring to when you say 'our age'?

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  76. CBT - I want to Houdini you

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  77. DJ: a 29" waist? Are you like 5 foot 2 and a buck and quarter? How much meth are you doing?

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  78. DG again I do appolgize for my comment about you. As far as Drwche is concerned I am not 59 like he is.

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  79. Sell that shit somewhere else couch potato! 29" waiste? Okay Seinfeld, changing the patch on your Levi's. I havn't had a 29" waist since 8th grade.

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  80. DJ is like DG still trying to squeeze into there middle school jeans

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  81. Are you referring to the one above about my hair color being natural? Ha....that is not a strong enough comment to effect me.

    Come to think of it, there aren't really any comments that effect me (including spurs).

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  82. No Hat CBT, gald you took a course in english. Nice sentance foramtion. I am actually 5'9" 149 lbs. Why so conserned hillbilly? You want what I got? Never mind just make sure that still doesn't blow up.

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  83. "No Hat CBT, gald you took a course in english. Nice sentance foramtion. I am actually 5'9" 149 lbs."

    You're proud of that?

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  84. CBT is a lady's man and and still pulls major tail like myself. What have you got lately Mr 5'9" 149 lbs.?

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  85. DG:

    You see my skills, stop sweatin me.

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  86. Drew,

    I cannot help DJ with his horrible grammar but it is funny you calling him out on it when two of your comments were fucked up as well.

    WAIST, not waiste

    THEIR, not there

    KNEW, not new

    You would think a "business" man would know better.

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  87. At least I'm 5'10" and 170, 32 inch waist, no meth, though, at least not in the last 10 years or so.

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  88. DG, did't mean it to come off that way as I defended a total douche, again I am sorry. Drewche, given your age I would think you could not remember your size from the 1760's. Keep it up fat boy and keep paying 16yr olds to sleep with you. You're better at battling now but still to weak. Tell Pam hi the next time you make her breakfast. Too bad she falls alseep. Do not make me bring it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  89. Sorry, added the third mistake at the last second.

    I'm also unaware of your skills. Not even for $250 would I want to see your skills either.

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  90. Drew, you will fuck stuff I won't, ol' son. 28, maybe 29 is top end for me.

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  91. DG:

    Thanks for the lesson Miss Crabtree.

    I am multi-tasking

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  92. DJ: Leave Pam outta this unless you mean Pam Anderson.

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  93. DG: Wanna see my skills? I'll go $300.

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  94. That is a very good point CBT. I actually thought about how much money my last ex spent on me to make me feel better about wasting so much time and energy on him.

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  95. What is exactly is Drewche mutitasking? Scratch that no need for visuals. Come on fat douche drew. No words?

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  96. DJ:

    I know you feel like this is your big moment to attack what you always aspired to be but I have some biz on deck that I need to take care of. yes I am an online grift but I just got PayPaled $600 so excuse me if I have to leave this spat for a bit.

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  97. Drew,

    Scanning the craigslist whore ads does not count as multi-tasking.

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  98. DG: I'm old, cynical and jaded. Never again will the unicorn sing for me in the cereal asile. That song cost me a $320,000 house, a 5 Series and a lot of heartache. A 23 year old's rent and car payment is inexpensive by comparison.

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  99. Come on Drewche, crawling back into your hole? This happens everytime you take me on. I beat you down on the dirty trout and I will win here. Bring it boy I dare you!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  100. It's kind of stupid to namejack me when I am already logged in under my real name.

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  101. CBT: I'm hoping when the unicorn sings in the cereal aisle for me he will be buying my cereal and sharing the $320,000 house with me for good. I don't want to get a divorce and I've avoided that so far by never getting married.

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  102. DG sorry my fault. It was a computer error. Drewche still waiting. SPURS WTF?

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  103. Like I've said before, there never be another one like that one. She was the love of my life, still is. She was just ready to get old and I never will be.

    My current girl has been acting awfully possessive lately. I'm not sure if I like that or not.

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  104. "Come to think of it, there aren't really any comments that effect me (including spurs)."

    Yeah right.

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  105. Blah, blah blah. No Hat we do not care. SPURS I'm back!!!!!!!!!! Later. DG stay your strong self, SPURS keep rockin' it out, Drewche AKA the fat pedophile keep payn'!!!!!!!

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  106. "I was just wondering, can I pick out your craigslist whore for this week?"

    Pick him out a winner DG.

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  107. Pelican:

    Thanks for coming around again bud.

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  108. Dj the real one aka SPUR's birdOctober 22, 2009 at 7:04 PM

    WTF meant WTF is drewche talking about? Later Gecko. GTG!

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  109. When Pelican says "WTF" it means "Where's The Fish".

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  110. I understand now Pelican. Thanks for the translation CBT.

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  111. I did pick one out and she gave me a good deal. 2 for 1's only on Saturday. Would you like me to book you a ticket to New Jersey so you Drew and some whore can have a 3some?

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  112. No thanks smartass. Nice thought though.

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  113. Just trying to help you out. I will make sure she is black and natural.

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  114. DG: You ever see a Tarantino movie called "True Romance"?

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  115. Yes, but it's been awhile now.

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  116. I hope you weren't a cheerleader in high school Pelican, everyone would have been confused.

    But thanks for the rallying cry.

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  117. Thanks for reminding me Pelican, here's a fish.

    DG: I just thought you might like that flick.

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  118. Spurs,

    I wanted to kill myself after watching this video...

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  119. Why's that? Was it that lame? I mean, didn't it show how cool white people are?

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  120. Spurs, just stopping in for a grammar lesson. Never seen commentors so picky. Ha. Like the videos, you should check out buzzfeed.com, its a cool site that has a bunch of viral stuff.

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  121. CBT you ever seen "4 rooms" by tarantino?

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  122. What's up Breezy? Glad you liked the vids man.

    Where have you been? I checked out your site earlier this week, are you still updating it?

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  123. Also, I'll check out buzzfeed.com.

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  124. i've been busy making shirts and designing sites. Haven't updated it recently, lost track of it. I've been working on a different site that will actually make me a little money. ha.

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  125. Oh yeah? That's awesome man. I can't wait to see it.

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  126. Biding my time until the next Miss Texas video... or a DG video..

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  127. Cool. I don't know if we'll ever get a DG video though.

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  128. Than I guess nothing more needs to be said about it. lol

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  129. Spurs,

    I like Drew's lame attempt to make fun of you by showing you standing next to 2 hot chicks.
    I thought that was an interesting tactic. lol

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  130. Well man, I do look like a complete loser in that pic. I looked like I was dead.

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  131. It was not the best pose.
    Still you were standing next to 2 chicks that were ten times hotter than I have ever seen him next to.
    I mean he has his website named after Leper yet he has no photos of him with her. That seems kind of sad..

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  132. You know, I'm watching Max Payne right now, not really sure what to think of it. Walberg can be ok in some movies, but not sure about this one.

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  133. It was OK.
    Mark Wahlberg is always hit or miss.
    I think maybe with a different actor say Jason Statham and maybe a little better writing it would have been much better.

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  134. Yeah, I just started watching it. Don't know how much longer I will though.

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  135. Mark Wahlberg is in that movie? I love him.

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  136. Yeah, he's in the movie. Did you ever see him and DiCaprio in The Basketball Diaries? Now that movie was messed up. But the both of them were bad ass in it.

    The Departed was good too, but I'm sure you've seen that.

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  137. I saw The Departed opening day at the theater. That was a great movie. I just watched part of the basketball diaries just recently too.

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  138. Departed was good.
    Never seen Basketball Diaries.

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  139. Really? That's interesting because most people haven't heard of that movie. It came out in 1995. I actually saw it at a theater.

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  140. I usually like anything that Leo DiCaprio is in. I think he is a good actor and doesn't get the credit he deserves. I loved him in Catch me if you can and of course Titantic.

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  141. I saw basketball diaries I think right after it came out on video but I watched it not long ago on netflix again.

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  142. Catch me if you can was great.
    I bought it.
    Have you guys seen City of God?
    That was badass.

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  143. Catch me if you can was great.

    But The Beach? Nobody could have worked that movie well. I thought it had promise, but when they had him go "crazy" and hang out in the mountains, that was just bad.

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  144. My personal fav:

    Saving Ryan's Privates

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  145. Watch it.
    Then you will wonder why the fuck the IOC gave the 2016 games to Brazil.

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  146. I loved The Beach. I want to live where ever that is. They have been playing that alot on VH1 since they have nothing else to play since all their reality shows includes a murderer who killed himself.

    I've never heard of City of God.

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  147. Drew is so mentally challenged.

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  148. City of God is a movie about the gangs and slums of Rio.
    It is super fucked up there.
    That is where they just shot down the police helicopter a few days ago.
    They have killed 37 people in the last 4 days there.
    Seems like a great place to send rich tourists to...

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  149. DG's fav show is Nuts Landing. No, Dawson's Crack!

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  150. Yeah Anonymous, I was just checking the movie details.

    I wonder if they will be able to get crime under control there when the Olympics set foot in that country.

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  151. "DG's fav show is Nuts Landing. No, Dawson's Crack!"

    DG, typing something like that is normal, so take back the mentally challenged line. I don't think you would have written that had you seen that insult he threw your way.

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  152. Drew,

    I am a girl who prefers men so that would be understandable. But not even I am obsessed with men the way you are.

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  153. ROFL, hell no Spurs, unless they drop an atom bomb on the city.
    They just killed a chairty worker in broad daylight today in front of a store and the police let the guys walk away...on camera.

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  154. You beat me on that comment but that just goes to show we think alike and agree.

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  155. Anonymous:

    It will be interesting to see how they handle security there.

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  156. Keep thinking that DG. Honestly, what ever makes you happy. You're pushing cougar status and still looking? Join Jenny Craig and get your shit together.

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  157. City of God looks real good. I'm going to try and rent that this weekend.

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  158. I think they will have to yank the games from there.
    It is way too fucked up.
    No one is going to go there and risk their lives and their families lives.

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  159. DG,

    You should.
    These so called gangsters in this country have nothing on these guys.
    The funny thing is when they asked people that worked on the movie how true it was they said it was actually much worse.

    They have a photo today of a guy that was killed in the City of God. They put him naked in a shopping cart in the middle of the street with a black bag over his head, all shot up, dead.

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  160. If I was at fatass at 45 yrs old and still trying to impress everyone 15-20 years younger, had to order prostitutes just to feel wanted, did not have a real job, and I had a restraining order put out on me, THEN I would worry about getting my shit together.

    Also, I certainly wouldn't broadcast my midlife crisis on a stupid fucking website for all to see either.

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  161. I like how he says goodnight like he wasn't going to come back and read that.

    He really said goodnight because fucking with me can hurt and leave him speechless. What is he gonna do? Bring out Romero?

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  162. Watch yourself. Pam Anderson could come around.

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  163. I bet Drew is back on the post where you supposedly 'anihilated' me (I disagree) and will copy everything you said and post something about me over there. If Drew had any sense at all he would not bother posting anything. He doesn't realize he is the reason nobody has interest in his site.

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  164. Well, he will if he reads that. That was a good one.

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  165. I didn't even find that remotely funny... not because it was offensive but because it just wasn't funny. I kept watching and watching and watching but no hunmor was found.

    And Spurs you should know better, I drive an Acura which is hardly a soccer mom car. but you'd be surprised how many moms at the kids school drive that long rectangle hunk of metal called "The Volvo"

    Oh and anothr thing I can dance and rap much better than this fat chick and I would never "thank God"

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  166. Damn Streets, you just hammered this video. It was a joke, I didn't really think you drove a Volvo. And no doubt, I saw you dance, it's much better than this lady.

    Never heard your rap skills. I've read them, never heard them.

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  167. However Spurs... you are wonderful, precious and perfect. Thank you for thinking of me enough to post that lovely, eloquent video explaining the trials and tribultions of motherhood.

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  168. I saw a car today that was yellow and gray with a with a luggage rack looking thing on top. It was 4 door and had a truck bed. It looked brand new. It had to be one of the ugliest cars I've ever seen. I almost ran into the car in front of me looking at it.

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  169. Thanks for the sarcasm Streets. Look, someone sent this to me. I was just kidding with my comments.

    But I guess I'll be going to sleep with tears in my eyes tonight being I struck out.

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  170. DG:

    I thought I knew what vehicle you were referring to. I thought it was a Chevy product, but I don't think it is. But yeah, that's a lame ride.

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  171. "SPURS FAN said...
    Well man, I do look like a complete loser in that pic. I looked like I was dead."

    The two chicks look pretty uncomfortable, too.

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  172. Hey Spurs: Show them why Rio got the Olympics instead of Chicago.

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  173. Basketball Diaries was a good movie, ive seen it a few times, just really sad.

    My favorite scary movie is probably the texas chainsaw massacre or the devils rejects.

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  174. Hey all-

    Just thought I'd say hey! Spurs, I have a great weekend planned..I'm going to see Alice in Chains and a bunch of other bands tomorrow at Buzzfest! I can't wait!!

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  175. "The two chicks look pretty uncomfortable, too."

    Hey Hillbilly, where are your "words of wisdom?"

    I need a good laugh this morning.

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  176. Queen Bee:

    What's up? Buzzfest, huh? Cool, I'm sure you will have a great time. Have fun!

    Also, no "lol's" or smiley faces?

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  177. *Miss Texas*:

    Yes, Basketball Diaries is sad, especially being it was based on a true story.

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  178. Spurs: Words of wisdom, huh? How about:

    "Weed will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no weed."-Free Wheelin' Fanklin Freak

    Or:

    "She knifed me one night becaused I wished she was white and I learned about women from her."-Rudyard Kipling

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  179. "No one's last words have ever been, 'I wish I'd spent more time at the office'".

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  180. The most common last words in Texas are, "Hey y'all, looky here".

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  181. Spurs:

    Nah, no smileys...Don't get me wrong, I'm in a good mood, just didn't think to end my comment with them today. Yeah Buzzfest happens twice a year in the Woodlands (spring/fall) and a bunch of bands play (Earshot,Chevelle,Saving Abel, Tantric,Jet to name a few) You sit on the lawn and get drunk and listen to music...fun! Although, I probably won't drink b/c I have to throw my friend a baby shower the next day.

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  182. Ah yes, our own in house ray of sunshine, the ever radiant Queen Bee.

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  183. Thanks CBT! I love you too :) (a-ha! there it is!)

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  184. Drew posted Pelican's picture over in Guidoville. I didn't notice the Silver Fox Fauxhawk on that dude when he was posted over here. He really needs to read my Trout rules.

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  185. Hey! Indeed, there it is. Yeah, the Woodlands is bad ass Queen Bee. I went and saw Natalie Merchant at the Pavilion there years ago.

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