Friday, November 6, 2009

New Mexico's Elizabeth Lambert goes off



This was just great. I'd like to befriend Ms. Lambert and have her go pay Dirtygirl a visit.

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  1. Thanks for putting it up.
    This bitch is fucked in the head.
    She should be arrested for battery and be banned from organized sports for the rest of her life.

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  2. No problem. I thought it was funny. I really would like her to go visit DG though, I wasn't kidding.

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  3. I just could not believe that the refs did not eject her from the game after the first 3 offenses she committed.

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  4. Yeah, I don't think they saw her actions.

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  5. If I was her boyfriend, I would be terrified. I would not be able to sleep at night.
    Dating her would be like My Super Ex-Girlfriend. lol

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  6. Damn, just realized that word is in the title of the video.

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  7. Lol, I did not even pay attention to the title.
    Psycho Bitch is what the title should have been.

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  8. No kidding. That would have been appropriate.

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  9. This girl is hilarious. I like how she just does stuff and continues on as if nothing happened. She is a true bully.


    But I would still knock her out and rip that braid right out of her head.

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  10. You really don't like this woman, do you?

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  11. Not at all Spurs, not at all.

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  12. She just got a little carried away, that's all.

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  13. Sorry to burst your bubble DG, but I don't foresee any more soccer games in her future...

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  14. She'll end up getting something out of this anonymous.

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  15. Yeah, I think she will too. She already did. How many people have already heard about it?


    When do you think she carried it too far? When she kicked the ball in the girl's face or when she slammed that girl to the ground by her hair?

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  16. I think the slamming the girl to the ground by her hair was the "kicker" so to speak.

    Frankly, I found it to be a nice finishing touch on her masterpiece.

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  17. There is nothing to gain from this.
    Everyone heard about Lorena Bobbit when she cut off her husband's penis and she did not get shit out of it. lol

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  18. I like how they left the camera for a few more seconds on the girl after she lay on the ground. It just gives it so much more affect to the video.

    I don't understand why these girls didn't fight back.

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  19. Yes DG, that was a nice touch. They should have cued in some music or something though.

    Maybe a 21 gun salute too.

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  20. She looks totally different now. She now speaks out for abused women and is remarried to a much nicer guy. So she did get something out of it.

    John bobbit got a short porn career, too.

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  21. Short porn career. lol

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  22. I watched it. I was curious.

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  23. What was it like? I don't imagine you liked it.

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  24. You watched that?
    You are a masochist. lol

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  25. I watch it every night!!!

    Actually, I only saw it once. It was sewn back on crooked and twisted. Also, I don't think they sewed all of it back on. It was very, very, small. Comparable to a toddler I'd say.

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  26. Don't act like you haven't seen it spurs! You are the one that sent me a copy.

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  27. A toddler?

    That's gross. Yes, I sent you the copy, you ratted me out. Along with the chain and that gift certificate you've been pleading for.

    No mention of the chain and certificate?

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  28. I didn't see the point of mentioning that part. It didn't relate to the subject in which we were talking about.

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  29. That's true. You are just so wise.

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  30. That's not a surprise. She's part of your little "gang."

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  31. You know, because we are in a gang and I know how she bangs.

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  32. But yeah, I beat you to the thought. Sorry.

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  33. Pretty good, thanks. How are things going for you?

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  34. You beat me to the enter button. Savor that singular moment.
    Congratulations!

    How did you like Lila Downs?

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  35. I liked her. I sent you an e-mail back.

    And yes, I'm savoring the moment. I'm going to bury it like a time capsule, and anytime I'm depressed I'll dig it up like a dog, and use it to uplift my spirits.

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  36. Well...I have had too much coffee this evening and am lazy. I am wired and see things that should be cleaned, then the alt side says no. You know me...not an evening coffee drinker.

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  37. Nope. You could have gone with hot chocolate.

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  38. Yes. I had to drive all over today though and didn't want to be sleepy through the mountains. I am also waiting for my old roommate from Tahoe to show up around 1 am.

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  39. Hey, that's cool. What are you two going to do (see? that rhymed) this weekend?

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  40. Big Drew is lazy and will sign in now.November 7, 2009 at 12:14 AM

    Still taking it deep Kasey?

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  41. Damn Alec, you just don't ever give up do you?

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  42. Ari strong armed me when I approached the dirty to pay for banner again

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  43. No shit. How much were those morons asking for this time?

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  44. You'd think they would hook you up being you were loyal for all that time.

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  45. I picked up some PBR for him. I was seriously embarrassed to carry it into my home. sweet jesus. I tried to hide it. Felt like I was 18.
    Not too much, just spontantaeity...

    How did that rhyme?

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  46. List price was 5K but offered 50% discount if I committed to 6 months? I was polite by replying that it was out of my budget

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  47. Pabst Blue Ribbon. $8 for a 12 pack and I am sure I overpaid.

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  48. Nobody is paying that much for an ad on that site Rerun, I'm glad you told them to shove it.

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  49. I feel it is a sacrilege to my culinary skills and tastes to house that monstrosity in my fridge.

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  50. Can't blame him for starting high. rather than insult him at my realistic # I respectfully passed. Supposeably they are in my home town next Friday?

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  51. Is there a deal between Nik and Drew? (as far as bad ads being reciprocated)

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  52. And Rerun, it's supposedly. I don't know what supposeably means.

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  53. Drew, will you show up? and will you bring the lady? Also, will you be wearing your best khakis?

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  54. Kasey, I was thinking about this today, if that midget prick pulls a NikRichie on me like you spoke about..........

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  55. Alec, I'm sure he'll be cool to you. But when it comes to matters of money, that guy is an idiot. Always shooting high and ending up with shit.

    I wouldn't go. Unless you go there to make fun of him. Or if Ari goes. That guy is such an easy target.

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  56. Hey Alec, I sent an e-mail to SORRY Ari inquiring about the intern position. It was pretty funny dude.

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  57. Bitchhog:

    I'm locked and loaded! I live 30 miles from AC I have a degenerate gambling problem so I'm comp the whole weekend. Just ask Richie Rexic.

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  58. Blackjack?
    I lived in Nevada for a few years and that was the only game that could get me to gamble.

    I think you play poker and roulette

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  59. What in thee hell does locked and loaded really mean?

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  60. Spurs, I have told you that Ari is my go to guy with the ads, He goes by Rick Roma but I have called him out on that after I found the truth. No biggie. Honestly, I'd rather talk with Ari then Hooman

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  61. Yeah, I talked to SORRY about a month ago. I told once again how sad I found him. He was inquiring about Pam, and I told him after like 3 minutes the call was boring me.

    He is a good sport, I have to say.

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  62. Bitchhog:

    Locked and Loaded means that my itinerary is in place. I called my host and the weekend is all planned and ready to roll...

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  63. BD,
    Will you divulge a bit more? Host?

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  64. Seriously, I'm gonna call you in 5

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  65. I am beginning to think that the two of you have something...

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  66. Yeah, he's going to bring over some PBJ and we are going to get tanked.

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  67. I'm just playing around man. Geez.

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  68. Too cute, Spurs. "PBJ" it's PBR, just ask CBT and the cronies. they know all about it.

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  69. PBR, PBJ, some cheap booze. Doesn't matter. Oh, and you are too cute as well.

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  70. Bitchhog! Where have you been?

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  71. Oh My God! I was out tonight and I met this girl that had a jaw 10 times bigger then Dirtygirls? Go figure?

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  72. Dirtygirl! Mi OG! I have been hiding.

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  73. I could be wrong, but Drew asked Nik how much he could advertise his site for? And he said $2500?

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  74. Yeah, can you believe that? What an ass. Same ass who turned down a cut of $6,000.

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  75. Actually I can. I would offer Drew a price I knew he couldn't afford because I wouldn't want his ad on my site.

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  76. DG, my sister, tell me about your eve

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  77. I have no idea what you are talking about with the 6k.

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  78. Well, RR was still willing to pay 5-6 grand for a party. Just not 10G's. So I offered that deal to Hollywood, and dipshit said his fee was 10 grand. Of course, I was going to get my cut.

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  79. I just got done watching Orphan. It was one of those annoying movies where they can fix the problem with simple communication but they didn't. But I guess if they did the movie would be only 10 minutes long.

    Also, I think my contact is stuck in the back of my eye. But I'm not sure. Thhis is kind of annoying too.

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  80. So was it scary at all?

    And yes, contacts suck. I still think I might get the Lasik done sometime. For some reason I am a bit hesitant. Well, the price might have something to do with it.

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  81. You can say it's pretty low but it is true. Why would he want to be associated with Drew? Any commenter over there thinks he is insane and weird.

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  82. "Insane and weird" might be overdoing it, but then again if Charles Manson called and said, "Hey, I'll give you some loot to advertise on your site", I'd probably say, "Send the money homey."

    You'd get your 12% cut DG, don't worry.

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  83. I don't think it was scary because it was so predictable.

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  84. That sucks. I'm sure you were looking to get scared too.

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  85. I should've taken my ambien before I watched the movie. It would've been better.

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  86. And some nyquil too. Maybe some TEQUILA as well.

    See? Got it right.

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  87. I would be feeling really good right now if I did all that.

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  88. ha! I blinked and somehow my contact popped back into place.

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  89. It is. I didn't want to go to sleep until I found it. And I want to go to sleep but I don't want an eye infection.

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  90. But I do now what it's like to have a contact stuck in the back of your eye (especially up in your eyelid). When it folds up, that's when it's really a ball breaker.

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  91. I am a treasure hunter in my dreams. This is what my dreams look exactly like:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMlmbrd24T4&feature=related

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  92. Your brain has pretty good graphics.

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  93. I can't believe I just watched an entire game preview on "Unchartered: Drake's Fortune."

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  94. Actually, that is one of the earlier trailers. The graphics are much better than that in the game.

    In my dream it doesn't look like a cartoon. It all looks very real. And it's very beautiful. I want to live in this place that doesn't really exist.

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  95. Yeah, I kind of figured the trailer has better graphics.

    I want to have a video game dream.

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  96. Take Ambien and the world is yours.

    That should be their motto. Why am I not in advertising?

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  97. That is a good motto.

    I really do need to get on ambien. That way I don't sleep at work. I mean, I don't think that's the purpose.

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  98. Hi Pam. Happy Birthday! I know I got to be early or late on this.

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  99. What is great about that line is not only the world yours in your dreams but the world is yours during the day when you actually feel awake and not just dragging yourself around all day.

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  100. I remember something about it being a week and a half from last weekend when she was commenting.

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  101. You are proud of yourself for that one, aren't you DG?

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  102. I remembered first....probably because I get more sleep than you.

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  103. Ok you win. You are better than me.

    Happy? I mean, that's what you want to read, right?

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  104. I know that. I'm glad you finally see things for what they truly are.

    But I'm going to sleep. Goodnight!

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  105. Thanks yall. And yes 21 in .. now four days! yee haw. haha!.

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  106. Pabst Blue Ribbon is one of the oldest brands of beer in the US. If you can find it on tap or in the bottle, it's pretty good beer. The stuff in the cans is just fucking nasty, though.

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  107. Spurs, DG: Don't have Lasik done until after your 40. At that age nearsightedness tends to improve. A lot of people who had it done in their 20's and 30's end up back in glasses because you can't wear contacts once you've had it done. I keep thinking I'm going to have it done but everytime I go to the eye doctor my eyesight has changed, sometimes up to a point a year.

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  108. PBR is just wrong. How are you CBT?

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  109. I'm well Bitchhog. I prefer Sam Adam's Boston Lager or DosXX Amber, but PBR isn't bad out of the tap.

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  110. Beers that are just wrong are Pearl, Pearl Light (once marketed as Texas Nectar), Lite, Bud Light, Natty Light and Buckhorn.

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  111. I am pretty confident that Natural Light is what they make you drink in hell..

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  112. Oh, the ol' Natty Light. It's still sold?
    a true Wisconsin beer....

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  113. I remember my dad drinking Old Style all the time when I was little. That stuff is terrible.

    The best beer I've ever had was in Ottawa Cananda. I cannot remember the name of it but it's not sold in the US and I've never been able to find it anywhere else in Canada either.

    I think this makes me cultured. Elfie must be jealous of this.

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  114. Gee DG, a guy from Chicago that drank Old Style? What a fucking surprise. Where I live is so inundated with Chicago retirees that its the only place in Arkansas you can buy Old Style.

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  115. He doesn't drink that anymore. He has moved up in life. He has his own personal fridge stocked with nothing but MGD bottles now. You would think he was planning a party or something with how much beer he has. But no. I think he feels accomplished just knowing he has all that beer just waiting for him.

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  116. MGD's pretty bad, too. There was a time in my life when a well stocked fridge was a kind of a security balnket. That, an unopened bottle of Maker's Mark and a sack of good weed, but not anymore. In fact in last two weeks, I've even gone from a pack of Marlboro Reds a day to two Garcia Vega Pops.

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  117. CBT,
    Nothing like some Marker's Mark. I drink that or Jameson. Gave up on beer other than maybe at a baseball game.........

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  118. I simply cannot drink Scotch. My latest flavor is Woodford Reserve. Fine Bourbon. I used to drink a lot of Jim Beam, for punishment, I guess. That shit makes me act like a drunken Indian, fighting and burning shit down.

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  119. I've had Woodford before, not too bad. Jim Beam and Jack I always ended up making bad decisions......

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  120. I haven't decided yet. Probably nothing. I went out for awhile last night.

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  121. I wonder if Spurs is out on his bicycle trolling for prostitutes to bury in his momma's bacjyard.

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  122. CBT:

    Go hire (for, well for you about 3 minutes) one of your sugar babies.

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  123. yes. we are going to see a punk band tonight

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  124. A mood? Do I sense you thinking you know me?

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  125. Well, on that note...I shall leave you alone with your blog. Have a great Saturday night, Spurs.

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  126. You too. Have fun on Sunday or Monday when you get fucked over. Which will happen.

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  127. You do sound fucking bitter. Leave Bitchhog alone.

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  128. Are you bitter because you couldn't gather enough change to afford a $20 dollar hooker tonight?

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  129. Are you trying to avoid the question?

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  130. Spurs, I have wired you some money so that you can take the edge off. I must forewarn you that she will not be around on Monday.

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  131. $60 so that you can go get your rock as well

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  132. FYI: Crack is sometimes referred to as Rock.

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  133. Yeah, thanks. I'm just wondering what she's getting at, that's all.

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  134. She is wiring extra money so you can purchase both a hooker and crack. However, since you can't see what she is getting at, I suspect you have already smoked crack.

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  135. No, no. I see what's she getting at. I'd like to she how she can explains it, that's all.

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  136. bitch was crazy in this vid.
    none of those chicks did anything back cause they are mormon. they are only sexually frustrated, not physically frustrated. duh.

    did you know you can get a good size crack rock in phx for like 10 bucks. apparently the high will last you a few days too. learn something new everyday.

    i need some unagi rolls.

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  137. She was crazy. And that's a good point about them being Mormon.

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  138. What's to explain? Sounds pretty cut and dry to me. If you would like me to draw it out for you, I can do that.

    I did meet a homeless crack head who had silver spray paint on his head. He thought it was hairspray.

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  139. That's pretty interesting. Was he in the dumpster talking to an animal (forgot which kind)?

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  140. No. But he did arrange some trash bins for some sexy time with his homeless girlfriend.

    You could probably learn a few things from him.

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  141. What's the deal with ripping on me tonight? What did I do? I'm innocent. I'm like a newborn fawn.

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  142. I'm sorry. Let me put the kid gloves back on. You are special.

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  143. I am special. I'm innocent. I just don't know where the hooker line came in. Here I was, minding by own business, just got back from a nice day, and then I read that hurtful stuff from you.

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  144. CBT said you were looking for a prostitute.
    I just played off it. Little did I know, you were sensitive about the hooker. My deepest apologies.

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  145. deepest and most insincere apologies.

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  146. Well, I just killed one earlier, so you kind of rattled me. I started to feel bad. I was hoping by me attacking you back, you'd lay off the "case."

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  147. Well, thank you. I don't really think you are being "deep and sincere" but I'll play along and say I accept your apology.

    Please don't notify the authorities. I still haven't gotten done burying her. As a matter of fact, she's sitting right her next to me. Well, her dead body is. I don't think she would appreciate you attacking me either. We got along for about two hours. Until she asked for the money.

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  148. hahahahaha....spurs got all butthurt because he didn't get it.

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  149. I did get it moron. Geez, I just wanted her to explain. She doesn't come around her often, I just wanted her to throw some more "heat" my way.

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  150. Yeah, I don't get what rock is. Give me a break.

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  151. Hey, I am watching this show, and Dr. Drew said you can get hurt mastUrbating.

    Go away Drew. Don't ruin my night anymore than it already is. I mean, Bitchhog and Dirtygirl are ganging up on me! What can I do? I'm so scared!

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  152. Your comments are over the place tonight Spurs. You are not making much sense. I don't see a comment from Drew.

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  153. Dr. Drew. You know who Dr. Drew is, right?

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  154. Now I know what you are talking about. Drew is Drew. Dr. Drew is someone entirely different. Why are you watching Sex Rehab anyway? Dr. Drew is an idiot. I watched him on Celebrity Rehab and all he would do is ask questions and try to blame something in the patients childhood as an excuse for why they are addicted to whatever. He is no different than Sylvia Brown. Neither knows what the fuck they are talking about so they just guess.

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  155. Well, I wrote Dr. Drew in the comment. And I wasn't watching Sex Rehab. He is an idiot. He was just on some talk show, that's all.

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  156. Dirty Girl, a persons' childhood is not an "excuse" for addictive behavior, it is often times the legitimate reason for addictive behavior. I do not think you're qualified to make such a statement without any knowledge of certain behaviors and their psychological origins.

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