Monday, January 18, 2010

America's First Legal Male Prostitute


From Details.com:

Here are some "gems" from the article: (this is for that Las Vegas brothel)

"Basically this is the first time in the economy of the United States that a male has actually stood up and said, "I want to do this for a living." And be protected under law to do it. It's just the same as when Rosa Parks decided to sit at the front instead of the back. She was proclaiming her rights as a disadvantaged, African-American older woman. And I'm doing the same."

This is his "charter":

"There's five things I think that separate a gigolo from the average man: number one being the psychological profile—how he was raised, his upbringing, his thought, his morality, what he views as right and wrong. He must have the heart of a saint, the mind of a philosopher, and the skills of the devil—that's the second qualification. The third one is I never refer to any woman as a bitch, ho, twat, cunt, or any of those terms. It offends me. Women don't pay for sex, they pay for experience. And luckily for me, I don't have that much experience with sex, but I have the mentality and the emotion and gumption to make them feel the way they want to feel."

This article is pretty funny. Rosa Parks? Good one dude. He also refers to himself as an "artist" (thanks Streets) several times. And he's from Alabama. So CBT, you and Racist Bear should read this and see if you both can brainstorm (nothing but a few sprinkles) a way to start making some cash off women instead of spending it on them.

Oh and ladies, start saving up.

60 comments:

  1. I thought Rocket Queen was the first legal male prostitute.

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  2. Spurs, you can't be racist if you hate white people. That seems to be acceptable.

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  3. That's true. You can even be elected President.

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  4. This "artist" kind of reminds me of a monkey.

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  5. Let me guess, he's from Jersey.

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  6. No dude. Did you read what I wrote? He's from Alabama.

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  7. "SPURS FAN said...

    No dude. Did you read what I wrote? He's from Alabama."

    Sorry. I'm mildly distracted right now.

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  8. That's cool CBT. Kinkyb!tch and DG never read what is written either.

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  9. Nice article Spurs....

    Pam what's up fool?

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  10. I do not have crabs

    I am good

    And thanks for asking

    Oh and I was going to do lary pratts song
    but I hurt my arm trying to break dance LOL

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  11. Francis:

    Did you see Drew and his new woman?

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  12. It's still the same. I'm going to post something about him and his chick here shortly, I hope you can check back in about 30 minutes to an hour.

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  13. www.pamelapucker.com


    I can sue for that right ?


    thats my CR name

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  14. Just checked her out......she kind of looks like a weathered Farrah Fawcett. I didn't think it was possible to have more of a leather face than her.

    Hey Drew, is she a 5 pack a day smoker or something?

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  15. I said the same thing man. Farrah Fawcett. But I said she looks like Farrah Fawcett if you were to dig her out of the grave. Which wasn't very nice.

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  16. Not bad for Drew I guess, even though he thinks he's an Adonis. But we know he's just Captain Creep.

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  17. Yeah, she's not that bad.

    Nice pic you have now.

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  18. Yeah, I figured it went with the theme of the post. I'm trying to be more like the man KB wants me to be.

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  19. I'm sure she'll appreciate reading that.

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  20. How are you today Pam? Did you get the day off as well?

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  21. No I work with paint

    We had a fun work party last night and the owner got slosehd and she kept hitting on me and my friend ana
    haha.

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  22. Should have experimented Pam...haha! j/k

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  23. Hey Francis, I'm putting togehter that post right now. Give me about ten minutes, and it will be up.

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  24. All right. Should provide you with a laugh. Just click on the link I'll provide on the post.

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  25. I don't know

    she is blond
    I like brunettes as far as girls go

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  26. this kid looks like he has Downs. He should be paying chicks to even look at him. Gross.

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  27. He does kinkyb!tch. He also looks like he's about five feet tall.

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  28. I think this hooker kind of looks like 20k.

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  29. I like how you refer to him as a hooker.

    He does look kind of like 20, just lighter. I think he kind of looks like John Leguizamo.

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  30. Bradley Cooper should become a hooker and then you should send me a gift certificate.

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  31. Yeah, let me place a phone call to his agent. When his agent asks, "Who are you?", I'll try to act like I'm big time with a great idea.

    Then I'll have to sell it to Bradley.

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  32. I bet Metcalfe will do it. He seems like he'd be hard up for cash.

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  33. Just give him some alcohol. That's all he needs. Do you know how drunk he had to be to survive that fall?

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  34. Or to sleep with you? (just playing DG, you set youself up for that one)

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  35. Hey, Nik will finally get laid the next time he goes to Vegas! I wonder if him and Ari will get a "dirty discount"?

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  36. You'll probably see this place promoted on their site in the next few weeks.

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  37. No doubt. He looks like sandmans type. Ugly and desperate for cash.

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  38. Oh, wait that's NIk and crew.

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  39. Yeah, in the article he said he didn't want people from his hometown knowing what he does for a living.

    Uh, why do an interview then?

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  40. True that. Mama must be so proud! I thought spidersideds Joey was a fame whore. This guy take douche out a whole new door.

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  41. Good call. Exactly.

    You just have to wonder what type of women will go to these places.

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  42. RQ, Nickel, Merlin.

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  43. Good one Pelican. The (|)Merlin(|) throw in was good.

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  44. Today sucks it's cold and raining. Half our streets are flooded. If I didn't know better I'd think I was in CBT's neck of the woods.

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  45. Really? What do you consider cold?

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  46. Well gotta get ready to spin. Later SPURS.

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  47. Later on man. Thanks for stopping by.

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