She's a stunner Drew. I really do wish I "rolled" like you.
This comes from anonymous saying Drew reminds him of Zippy the Pinhead, and his date looks like a gremlin. Or fem-grem.
Monday, January 18, 2010
Big Drew and his date
She's a stunner Drew. I really do wish I "rolled" like you.
This comes from anonymous saying Drew reminds him of Zippy the Pinhead, and his date looks like a gremlin. Or fem-grem.
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Big Drew does E ?
ReplyDeleteAnd I said this yesterday, but it appears Drew wears lipstick.
ReplyDeletespurs I have big news =)
ReplyDeletePlease tell me. I'm dying to know.
ReplyDeleteI am moving to vegas in three weeks =)
ReplyDeleteWhat are you going to do there? Did a company offer you a Vice President or CEO job?
ReplyDeleteDidn't John Wayne Gacy start out as a clown Spurs? I'm on to Big Drew.
ReplyDeletePam, the last place you need to move is Vegas.
I am just going for a few months to live with Athena ( panda express ) just find a cool job waitressing or some stuff ! I think its a good idea!
ReplyDeletePam,
ReplyDeleteVegas is going to eat you alive. That's a place to visit but not live.
I think he did Francis. If this woman goes missing, we'll know who to blame.
ReplyDeleteI know only a couple of months! Okay one month then!
ReplyDeletePam:
ReplyDeleteYeah, that should work out well.
Mr Begbie, PLEASE remove that picture ASAP. It is scaring me.
ReplyDeletePamela-do not go to Vegas, please. No, PLEASE!
I agree with the gremlin reference but that cartoon head for Drew looks nothing like him. I see Drew as more of a Fraggle Rock puppet.
ReplyDeleteNo, Drew looks like Francis from Pee Wee's Big Adventure.
ReplyDeleteSomething tells me you aren't going to end up "waitressing" there Pam.
ReplyDeletePam, I almost die after 3 days of Vegas. I'd need to pack a body bag if I stayed a month.
ReplyDeletehaha why die? ! '''
ReplyDeleteand i would never be a hooker
and its my best friend of forever
she would be with me
would not be a old dude
DG:
ReplyDeleteIt looks like him in the face. Check out the cheeks and smile.
I still think your "sock puppet" reference works best for him.
Pam, have you ever seen Showgirls? Please watch it, you are Jessie from Saved by the Bell. I would hope that you don't end up like her friend who couldn't thread a needle, but the odds are stacked against someone as naive and sweet as you. Do not get mad at me for using the word naive either, I mean it in a good way. The world is a fucked up place.
ReplyDeleteOkay 3 weeks =0
ReplyDeletehow about no weeks.
ReplyDeleteSorry KB, it's fixed just for you.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes Pam, they usually need to put the paddles on my chest Sunday morning to get me to the airport. It's probably due to the 200 RBV's and 3 hours of sleep in 3 days, but Vegas is definitely not a place to live only visit like DG said.
Yeah, I think kinkyb!tch has the right idea. No weeks sounds about good.
ReplyDeleteIts my best friend though =(
ReplyDeleteI agree with Francis, Pam. I am damn near dead by the time I leave too.
ReplyDeleteagain, please see Showgirls. They were best pals too, and where are they now?
ReplyDeleteHow are things working out for your friend Pam?
ReplyDeleteThank you, Mr Begbie. Complying with my demands in a swift manner will always work out in your favor later ;)
ReplyDeleteyeah shes doing good
ReplyDeleteI just think it would be fun to live in a hott sunny place for a month or so
=)
Oh crap, I forgot my disclaimer on all these posts!
ReplyDeleteLet the record show that the following should be applied to all above posts:
*this has in no way, shape, or form pertain to Le DG's thoughts, opinions, or ideas.*
Thank you.
Well then come to AZ. You only run the risk of getting shot, getting addicted to meth, or having an illegal crash into you and you eating the costs on damage cause he has no insurance. Much better than Vegas.
ReplyDeleteBut no one offered me a place to stay in AZ lol
ReplyDeleteRQ would love to have you.
ReplyDeleteStay with RQ.....she's old enough to be the crazy mother you always wanted.
ReplyDeleteDamn beat me to it KB
ReplyDeleteWait..do you own a tie, Pam?
ReplyDeleteMaybe you can stay with me...
I think overall Drew looks like Bert from Sesame Street. Same hairstyle, same yellowish unhealthy glow, same big nose, and no neck.
ReplyDeletekinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteYou make AZ out to be a vacation destination.
(you see what I did there?)
I like that idea KB
ReplyDeleteI think that was an insult to Bert and those pigeons he loved.
ReplyDeleteDG:
ReplyDeleteYeah, I've already done a side by side with Drew and Bert from Sesame Street. You are right.
I thought you would, love.
ReplyDeletewhy a tie ? I am vacationing to scottsdale on the 17th of feb. if anyone wants to meet me from there
ReplyDeletePam, KB is very formal and mandates a dress code.
ReplyDeleteYeah, that's it, Pam.
ReplyDeleteThanks again, love!
DG:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.spursfansays.com/2009/07/drew-was-on-sesame-street-who-knew.html
Mr Begbie, how was your weekend?
ReplyDeleteIt was good, but the wife just pulled up..gotta go my love. Have a good night all
ReplyDeleteSpurs, I don't think I ever saw that. Haha!
ReplyDeleteSpurs, please delete the comment above these 2. It is hurting my eyes for some reason..
ReplyDeleteEARTH TO SPURS!!! COME IN SPURS!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm here kinkyb!tch. I delted the "skeleton" of the one comment you deleted.
ReplyDeleteok, up next is 5:10
ReplyDelete*deleted*
ReplyDeleteOh, you're referring to the comment by Francis.
yes, hurry, you do not want me to go blind do you?
ReplyDeleteI could see where that would sting. Maybe I'll delete his comment and repost it on Valentine's Day.
ReplyDeleteYou are hilarious.
ReplyDeleteNot.
I thought it was kind of funny.
ReplyDeleteThank you for laughing at my sadness and stinging eyes, Spurs. I am off to cry into my pillow now.
ReplyDeleteI'm not laughing at your sadness. I'm crying for you as well. But I'm curled up in the fetal position too.
ReplyDeleteGood, stay that way so I can run up behind you and kick you in the back of your nads. That'll teach you to ever laugh at me again.
ReplyDeleteThat's not nice at all. It's not like I was sitting here and pointing at your name on the screen and laughing.
ReplyDeleteomg, Spurs, guess what?
ReplyDeleteI have a friend that makes super neat cards herself with her mom and I had an idea. I asked her to send one of her amazing and thoughtful cards to our friend, I thought for sure she would like one of her neat cards, they are just so..crafty and cool. So, anyway, I sent her an email last night, I added some background and stuff, cause I am not sure she knows about her and guess what she replies with?
She does know about her and already sent her a card to the hospital too, she was on the same wave length as me, cheer her up while she is in recovery. Isn't that cool?
That is cool kinkyb!tch. You have a thoughtful friend.
ReplyDeleteDoes she sell the cards she makes?
no, she does it to keep her mom's mind active, her mom has Alzheimers. She enjoys doing it as well, she makes them for friends for holidays, birthdays and just to say hello to brighten your day. They are just so cute, so creative and the messages inside are her own, so it is neat to see her tie in the theme with a heartfelt message. She is a great lady.
ReplyDeleteDid you mail your card?
She sounds like a great lady.
ReplyDeleteNo, I haven't mailed my card yet. I bought it last night, but the mail didn't run today. I'm mailing it in the morning.
I am proud of you, Spurs!
ReplyDeleteI gotta bounce, too. I will try and hop on later.
Bye!
Cool. Have a nice night kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteAnd thanks again for the idea.
ReplyDeletelook at the way drews and zippys head taper. and then with the small patch of hair on the top adds effect.
ReplyDeleteExactly. Plus the ears.
ReplyDeleteWhen he had his buzz cut, it was really a match.
and the cheekbones as well. kinda creepy to be honest.
ReplyDeleteYep, the cheekbones as well.
ReplyDeletealso the java man eyesockets and sloping forehead.
ReplyDeleteI've never heard the term java man eyesockets.
ReplyDeletebut i dont want to comment on this too much because its not funny. so we will move on. how bout them cowboys?
ReplyDeleteand you can only make 2 comments before it loses its humor, ok? so make them good.
ReplyDeleteThat was awful. And they are bringing Phillips back. But it wasn't his fault they lost yesterday. They couldn't block anyone.
ReplyDeleteMan, that guy got rocked.
ReplyDeleteyeah, he got dropped like a hot potato. ok...our time is up on football, now on to something that isnt funny again. lets talk about child rape.
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised he even came back in.
ReplyDeleteAnd child rape? That's awful. I don't think anyone could make a stand-up career based on that subject.
maybe we can wait for dg, the re-incarnation of bernie mac? she will come in with something witty and funny to say. shes a powerhouse on the comedy circuit. i think she might open for dave chappelle one day.
ReplyDeleteI don't think she's going to like that one.
ReplyDeleteaw man, sorry im not as funny as her. but i meant it as a compliment. shes so funny that i dont even have to read her comments, i just see 'dirtygirl' on the screen and i shit my pants from laughing so hard. oh man oh man...shes so witty! how can she be alone? i would think that men would just jump at the chance to take her on a romantic date. i bet she would do something funny at dinner, like fart.
ReplyDeleteor maybe she will pull a crazy stunt like ordering diet water! oh man, i hope the cameras are rolling on that one!
ReplyDeleteI wonder where Drew is at? He hasn't checked the site yet I don't think, he should get a laugh out of this. He did refer to this woman as "whore breath."
ReplyDeleteDiet water is the biggest scam ever.
ReplyDeletedrew is a good sport about this kinda shit. i give him that. and hes always spamming this site.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I give it to him too. CBT is a good sport as well.
ReplyDeletecbt just keeps coming back no matter what. even if we do make fun of his stories about playing baseball with darth vader.
ReplyDeleteAnd Pam. She's a good sport.
ReplyDeleteI enjoy CBT's presence here. I actually think the majority of his stories are real, he just might embellish them a little bit.
ReplyDeleteno comment on pam.
ReplyDeletei think if i went drinking with cbt i would laugh my ass off the whole night. until i feel my pants being taken off....thats when its fight or flight time.
ReplyDeleteFunny. But I don't think he'd try to take your pants off.
ReplyDeleteyou sure about that?
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'm sure.
ReplyDeletei dunno...so of the things hes said before makes me wonder.
ReplyDeleteI don't think he's gay man.
ReplyDeleteok. on to another unfunny subject: cannibalism.
ReplyDeleteCannibalism reminds me of that one movie where the plane crashed and they had to eat each other.
ReplyDeleteAlive, I think was the name.
ReplyDeleteoh yeah. it was called ernest saves christmas.
ReplyDeleteErnest was a goofball.
ReplyDeletethat dude was beyond creepy. didnt he die of aids or something?
ReplyDeleteI don't know.
ReplyDeleteNo, it was lung cancer.
ReplyDeleteDamn, he was only 50.
ReplyDeleteYep, supposedly he was a heavy smoker.
ReplyDeleteim so glad i quit. its been like 7 months already.
ReplyDeleteHow did you quit? Cold turkey or what?
ReplyDeleteyeah. i just woke up one day and said to myself, 'this sucks. i quit.'
ReplyDeleteDamn. How long did you smoke? And were you a pack a day habit or what?
ReplyDeletei smoked for about 20 years. i was up to about a pack and a half at one point.
ReplyDeleteok...duty calls. be back later.
ReplyDeleteWow. Is it still hard to this day? Or do you think you are completely over it?
ReplyDeleteCool. Later.
ReplyDeleteJust finished. Let me gather my thoughts and bless you with my retort.
ReplyDeletePS, I am multi tasking but will respond before the nights out :)
ReplyDeleteAll right.
ReplyDeleteI know someone who smoked for 15 years and quit. 15 years later he died of lung cancer anyway.
ReplyDeleteDon't stop non anon, it's already too late.
*now*
ReplyDeletethere are people who have died of lung cancer and never smoked in their life. besides, do you have the medical report specifically stating that it was caused by smoking? or are you just taking an uneducated guess? and no spurs, i dont crave it at all. its mind over matter.
ReplyDeletecancer can come from anything. even if you burn your steaks too much.
ReplyDeleteConsidering he is the only relative of mine that smoked and the only relative that ended up with cancer, the odds are pretty good smoking is what caused it. Yes people have died of lung cancer without smoking a day in their life but that percentage is very small.
ReplyDeleteGood luck.
Now I know why you don't want to show yourself. Your teeth are probably stained and disgusting and I bet you and your place smells. Smoking is disgusting.
come to any conclusion you want dg. it doesnt affect me. and i bet i look twice as good as any guy youve ever dated. my worse day is still better than their best.
ReplyDeleteprove it does dg. youre like those religious dumbasses that think theres such thing as a god. if you just acknowledged that people get lung cancer from not ever smoking then how did they get it?
ReplyDeletestill waiting for proof.
ReplyDeletei thought so.
ReplyDeletesee ya.
ReplyDeleteI don't think saying smoking causes lung cancer is jumping to conclusions. Your days are numbered.
ReplyDeleteHowever, for you to assume that your disgusting yellow teeth are even on a level with a guy I would date is actually kind of funny. So there you go. Make 100 comments about you thinking you are attractive with horse teeth.
It happens but it is rare. However for a smoker to end up with lung cancer is not rare. You do the math, anon.
ReplyDeleteYes anon, a man like you is so attractive with teeth like this.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.g-fun.com/content/pictures/disgusting/disgusting-teeth.jpg
That's nasty.
ReplyDeleteAs far as smoking numbers? I've read the majority of opinion that 10% of smokers get lung cancer, but 90% of the cases of lung cancer are traced to smokers.
ReplyDelete90%...those odds are pretty good. But I think it is proven that smoking a pack and a half a day for 20 years can lead to a nasty set of teeth.
ReplyDeleteI think I should start a Cancer and Denture Fund for Anon out of the kindness of my heart.
I think when I run the pf changs marathon next year he will be the charity I support.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad anon finally decided to talk about himself. I have a better idea now what he looks like.
ReplyDeletehttp://img154.imageshack.us/img154/7110/teeth08xo.jpg
Monday's suck for me especially coming off a celebratory weekend with the NY Jets and all. With that said Spurs, that was funny as sh*t! This girl wasn't that bad but to clingy. Why do all these middle aged broads want to get married on the first date? On a personal note, her body was tight and of course you know I had to smash it. This girl owns a a beauty salon in an affluent part of my town. The mac daddy black Lexus LS was hot but the retard brain that comes along with newly single 45 yr old's was same old story
ReplyDelete"affluent part of my town"
ReplyDeleteSo she owns a supercuts?
She wanted to marry you Drew?
ReplyDeleteThat's good you "smashed it." So you plan on seeing her again?
And yeah, congrats on your J-E-T-S.
Hey Drew, what happened to that rich chick?
ReplyDeleteI'm carving into a fat Ribeye. i'll deale with you shortly DG
ReplyDelete"Francis Begbie said...
ReplyDeleteIt was good, but the wife just pulled up..gotta go my love. Have a good night all"
I got chick that has my head seriously fucked up, but I'll never be that pussy whipped.
I think it is sweet Francis chooses his wife over us.
ReplyDeleteAfter seeing yet another picture of that neck I would refrain from eating that ribeye if I were you Drew.
ReplyDelete"Le kbeezy said...
ReplyDeleteWell then come to AZ. You only run the risk of getting shot, getting addicted to meth, or having an illegal crash into you and you eating the costs on damage cause he has no insurance. Much better than Vegas."
That's different from Vegas how?
Pam, if you go to Vegas, I will fly out there, whomp you with a knotted plow line and hand deliver you back to your momma.
"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteCannibalism reminds me of that one movie where the plane crashed and they had to eat each other."
Spurs, that was a true story. I think was the Uraguayan soccer team? They were lost for months after the crash. I was a teenager when that happened.
That was a great movie. Best plane crash scene in a movie. I saw a documentary not long ago interviewing some of the survivors.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I know it was a true story CBT.
ReplyDeleteDG:
ReplyDeleteWas the documentary good?
It was alright. I watched it on netflix. They went back and revisited the crash site.
ReplyDeleteso if we all were in a plane crash and had to eat eachother, who would you eat first and why?
ReplyDeleteThat depends. The people that were ate were already dead from injuries or the crash. So kb, who died and who survived?
ReplyDeleteDeeg, who is Bradley Cooper in The Hangover? Is he the teacher?
ReplyDeleteI'd eat you kinkyb!tch. But not for food.
ReplyDelete"kbeezy said...
ReplyDeleteso if we all were in a plane crash and had to eat eachother, who would you eat first and why?"
You eat the people killed in the crash first, for obvious reasons.
Now in the spirit of kbeezy's question. I would eat Elfie first, and for several hours.
DG:
ReplyDeleteIt all starts with the bible, woman was created out man. It also says that woman should be subservient of man. This country went to hell when they gave you all the right to vote as well as Nixon getting off the gold standard. While all you dikes (out of desperation cause you cant get a real man), are burning your bras voting for that Democrat Obama, this country is going to shit! Stop with your entitlement defeatist attitude and move on with your life.
Yeah, DG had the real question. Who died first?
ReplyDeleteWhat's the difference between RQ and a bowling ball?
ReplyDeleteYou could eat a bowling ball if you really had to.
That was good Drew.
ReplyDeleteHmm.
ReplyDeleteI don't know, but let's get down to business on this one. First, who are we considering to be on this plane?
kbeezy
francis
deeg
^^that is a nice sammich, no?
elfie
rq
spurs
ceebs
drew
pam
wop
smokerAnon
Lindsanity
should that be it? or should we add MP, QB, and a few more Anon's
Hey Drew, I bet she was really cute 20 years ago.
ReplyDeleteI'd add Bitchhog, QB, and Tatazz. She'd probably have some weed on her.
ReplyDeleteWhere's D(yke) G(irl)? I know she enjoyed Drew's comment.
ReplyDeleteWell smokeranon is almost dead already but if we just kill him we could pull out his 3 jagged teeth and use them as spears for hunting so we don't have to eat anyone. That is if the teeth aren't completely rotten.
ReplyDeleteCalling a woman who is strong, intelligent, and independant a dyke is about as original as the cries of "are you on your rag?!" when we put you douchebags in your place, like your mom never did (otherwise you would know better). Moving on to our plane crash..
ReplyDeleteI would like CBT to survive because with all those years in the Civil war he probably knows something about surviving in the wilderness. He also would be a great storyteller to have around on those cold nights.
ReplyDeleteYeah, CBT would have to be around. I'd be pretty pissed if we crashed and come to found out CBT doesn't know anything about survival.
ReplyDeletekbeezy
ReplyDeletefrancis
deeg
^^that is a nice sammich, no?
elfie
rq
spurs
ceebs
drew
pam
wop
smokerAnon
Lindsanity
bh
tatazz
qb
okay, is that it? cause now i gotta decide who dies.
If Drew was dead, he would provide the most meat for everyone. It would be like a Thanksgiving celebration with his body. We would all be able to eat unlimited for days.
ReplyDeleteDG, I was a three pack a day smoker, Marlboro Reds, for 16 years. I got hypnotized on August the 22, 1991 and never smoked another cigarette until the end of October of 2006. Hot ass little 22 year old brunette offered me one, I'd had 6 or 7 double Jim Beams, so I thought what the fuck one won't hurt. I smoked that cigarette and bought a pack. I've been up to a pack and a half, now back to two packs every three days.
ReplyDeletewe'd get so fat if we crashed in the Andes our blubber would protect us through the long winter.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteYeah, CBT would have to be around. I'd be pretty pissed if we crashed and come to found out CBT doesn't know anything about survival."
Most the survival techniques the Army taught were just every day life skills in the Ozarks in the 1960s.
I'm sorry Drew I was not around for the days of Nixon or when women were allowed to vote. But I did notice you say that women are supposed to be subservient of man. Is that why you only pay women to like you because you are less than a man for any woman to really pay any sort of attention to you on her own?
ReplyDeleteYes if I were dead and you had to survive of my body yes, there would be plenty to go around. The real situation would be DG hoggin my montser greg cause that's were the real treat is...........
ReplyDeleteAt first I thought I might be fucked in the Andes since I've never had any mountain training, but we'll have dead commenters to eat, snow to melt for water, airplane wreckage to make shelter out of and plane debri to burn for warmth.
ReplyDeleteNice Spurs @ CBT!
ReplyDeleteRQ must live because she isw inedible.
ReplyDeleteDid you know you can live for 3 weeks off of only water?
ReplyDeleteThat makes me wonder how people who are anorexic live so long.
P.S., MLK day and noone has complimented Spurs for the recognition?
ReplyDeleteDG you can live longer that just three weeks with only water. Without water you got at most 72 hours.
ReplyDeleteDrew, kinkyb!tch did. She had her own MLK tribute up.
ReplyDeleteI am calling on clients in a town near here where they fly the Stars and Bars on the courthouse square. The banks didn't close there today.
ReplyDeleteWell, I got my info from one of those Man vs wild shows.
ReplyDeleteMy greg can live for ever as long as DG is slobbering on my balls :)
ReplyDeletealright alright
ReplyDeletespurs dies
bh
tatazz
deeg
qb
mp
also all die
kinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't die. I could live a lot longer than you could.
we crashed. you had weed in your pocket and when the plane started to burn, the flames went straight to your pocket and charred you.
ReplyDeletesorry. you did die.
In celebration of MLK day, I am going to have a jello chocolate pudding pop as made famous from Bill Cosby, seriously.
ReplyDeleteWas the weed laced with gasoline?
ReplyDeleteThat doesn't make any sense kinkyb!tch.
That sucks. Now I can't the game KB because I am already dead.
ReplyDeleteand avery! avery came too!
ReplyDeletealright fine, I died. dg lived, avery was charred (sorry RQ), spurs broke his legs, but lived. one of elfies boobs popped and lindsanity hit her head on the airplane cabin
ReplyDeleteThat's great Drew. Sucking on a fudgesicle is a great way to learn how to suck dick. Just what you will be doing soon once you get arrested enough times for soliciting prostitution.
ReplyDeleteIf Spurs has weed, he lives. DG, too. Wop would be a better source of food. In very cold places the diet must contain large amounts of fat.
ReplyDeletehygiene? This comes from horse teeth himself. You should appreciate that I'm starting a fund to buy you some dentures.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to use elfie's popped boob as a pillow.
ReplyDeletedg, you have no clue as to what i look like. i on the other hand have had the unfortunate experience of seeing your jay leno jaw on this site more than once.
ReplyDelete