That's right. These morons have spawned a porno. I know bitchhog and a few others are fans of the show, so this will give you something to watch. Wopness, at least they nailed the Snooki part. She looks just as skanky.
Oh, and kinkyb!tch really wants to know if people would actually go over to Haiti and help out if given the opportunity. I was wondering how much it would pay, but if you want to humor her and answer the question seriously, go ahead.
I thought watching the Snoop Dogg porn was bad, after watching this I will have to pour peroxide in my eyes in attempt to disinfect them. Gross.
ReplyDeleteSpurs~ I think it's called Philantrophy, you don't get paid... you pay it forward.
What's up Streets? I was wondering where you have been. I was afraid that Richard Simmons might have done something to you.
ReplyDeleteAnd Snoop had a porn? I remember hearing something about that, I thought it was a joke.
"Philantrophy?" What's that mean? I did like the "pay it forward" line though.
So Haley Joel, would you go?
ew.. I hate these fake italians. I will say I wouldnt mind watching the real JWOWW in a porn though..
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'd agree and say she's the hottest one on the show. But that graffiti of that goofy looking dragon or whatever it's supposed to be has to go.
ReplyDeleteOh, and Wopness, humor kinkyb!tch and answer whether or not you'd go to Tahiti. I know you enjoyed her 20 questions game on Friday.
ReplyDeleteI would go to Haiti if I didn't have 2 small children at home to support.
ReplyDeletePhilantrophy is to give to those in need, either financially or with the contribution of your time.
When I grow up I aspire to be a Philantrophist.. I even have a fortune taped to my desk that says "You will become a great philantrophist in your later years."
Tahiti? Sure Id go to Tahiti in a heartbeat
ReplyDeleteI meant Haiti smartass.
ReplyDelete"Philantrophy is to give to those in need, either financially or with the contribution of your time."
ReplyDeleteWhat?
"When I grow up I aspire to be a Philantrophist.. I even have a fortune taped to my desk that says "You will become a great philantrophist in your later years."
I actually think that's pretty cool Streets.
Spurs~ Garth Brooks (Richard Simmons) did not kidnap me... I did not see him this weekend. I have a date with a Persian engineer this week. He's asked me to dress in a burqa... do you think this will work?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.samizdata.net/blog/~pdeh/lil-kim-burqa.jpg
Wop~ How do you know who Richard Simmons is? I am pretty sure you don't.
i bet this porn is about as strange as an eskimo porn. this is something i do not want to watch.
ReplyDeleteThat burqa would work great. And are you serious about having a date with a Persian engineer Streets?
ReplyDeleteAnonymous:
ReplyDeleteEskimo porn? I've never thought about that, but that would be strange indeed.
out of all these lame satire porns that have been made, why cant they make one decent biography movie about jimi hendrix instead?
ReplyDeleteYes, I have a date with a Persian engineer, he is quite funny. He did not ask me to dress in a burqa though, that will be my surprise for him. We are going to go eat Tabouli, Hummus, falafel and dolmas.
ReplyDelete"decent biography movie about jimi hendrix instead?"
ReplyDeleteGreat question. There's been a great Doors movie and a great Ray Charles movie.
What about Joplin? Has she had a movie made?
yeah. the rose was based on her.
ReplyDeleteWhere did you meet him Streets?
ReplyDeleteYou didn't go to speed dating, did you?
Never saw it anonymous.
ReplyDeleteme either. it stars bette midler. her and her daughter look so much alike that its creepy.
ReplyDeleteFOr some reason that made me think about a biographical movie I just watched.... "Gia" with Angelina Jolie (pre-pitt and children hoarding) that movie was pretty flippin sad.
ReplyDeleteShe was good in Gia. It was rather sad though, you are right.
ReplyDeleteclash of the titans is coming out in march. i cant wait.
ReplyDeleteThat's right, it is. I'm looking forward to Wall Street 2. I hope it's not a bomb.
ReplyDeletewall street 2? uh....huh? why would they make a part 2?
ReplyDeleteStreets:
ReplyDeleteWhen is your date with Xerxes?
I didn't go to speed dating... we run into each other at the grocery store on a regular basis and he always strikes up a conversation with me. I could tell he liked me cause he would go out of his way to come over to me but he never asked me out, This last time he did.
ReplyDeleteWe were not in the cereal isle (where CBT met his ex-wife), but the cheese section of Trader Joe's.
Anonymous:
ReplyDeleteIt's when Gekko gets out of prison. Stone directed it again, so it might be good.
Streets:
ReplyDeleteSo Xerxes works there?
Streets- The streets of the 520 speak to me... I'll bet you I know him.
ReplyDeleteI can't stand this show. Apparently none of the people on it ever made it past a 5th grade level of understanding.
ReplyDeletekb - Your comment on the last page reminded me of my friend. She doesn't smoke but loves being around for the smell. I always mess with her because the first time she said she liked the smell she would lean over me and be like "blow it in my face, blow it my face!"
It took her a couple moments to realize why we were all laughing.
"I can't stand this show. Apparently none of the people on it ever made it past a 5th grade level of understanding."
ReplyDeleteYep, and sadly these goons are getting paid.
No he does not work there! As if! The father of one of my daughters friends does though, that is awkward when I'm shopping and he's handing out samples.
ReplyDeleteZohan works for a company that makes weapons of mass destruction for the government.
Oh and Wop - let my helmet be punishment for having to see all the annoying Littles fans running around with pictures of their Championships as their avatar.
ReplyDeleteWop~ Who are you talking about?
ReplyDelete"Zohan works for a company that makes weapons of mass destruction for the government."
ReplyDeleteIs that really his name? Does he really work for the government?
I agree EV. I know I'll be seeing some "Super Bowl winner" shirts around San Antonio. That shit makes me sick.
ReplyDeleteYes he works for the government and no his name is not really Zohan... I got that from that STUPID Adam Sandler movie.
ReplyDeleteStreets:
ReplyDeleteThat's right. Zohan was a movie.
Anyway, how about you send in some pictures of these guys you are dating? We'll all let you know if they are good enough for you.
Just think of it as philantrophy.
ReplyDeleteNope.
ReplyDeleteWell, you know what you should do? You should take that fortune you have taped to your desk and throw it in the trash.
ReplyDelete"Entertainment?"
ReplyDeleteHow could you think that? Pretty low Streets. I was just trying to help you out, that's all.
I was being philanthropic.
Way to crush my feelings Streets.
ReplyDeleteSo sorry tender heart...
ReplyDeleteNo problem. It's hard to type with tears in my eyes. But I'm a trooper.
ReplyDeleteI HATE Pandora... it plays all the artists I like but the songs I don't and the ones I do are acoustic, remixed or live versions, while I'd prefer the album versions. Then it will only let you go forward a certain number of songs per hour or day or something so I am forced to listen to sucky shit.
ReplyDeleteI've never tried Pandora.
ReplyDeleteChange my pitch up! Smack my bitch up! That's my hype song... yep. Pandora never plays it.
ReplyDeleteIsn't that Prodigy?
ReplyDeleteYes it is Prodigy.
ReplyDeleteYep... he brought his girlfriend and she was sitting in the pool parking lot across from my house being the lookout. I'm not sure what they are trying to do but they better stop fucking with me.
ReplyDeleteThis has only started since I've bought my new car.
That really sucks Streets. What did the cops do?
ReplyDeleteMaybe you can get Xerxes to put some land mines in your yard, being he's a bomb expert.
Damn Elfie.....that sucks. What's up Spurs? Bulls vs. Spurs tonight man.
ReplyDeleteThey just talked to them and told them to leave and not come back... bullshit.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to start parking my car in the garage again, I've got to put my christmas stuff away in the overhead storage first though.
I am thinking about installing a camera.
What's up Francis? Yeah, I'm aware of that. Let's see if the Spurs can avenge that lowly loss on opening night.
ReplyDeleteAnd be careful with the sports talk. That's bores the ladies. We'll have to start talking about shoes and dresses.
*That* bores the ladies.
ReplyDeleteStreets:
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'd start parking in the garage. And you can pick up cameras for cheap.
Is Benny the dude you slept with or am I was the fuck confused?
ReplyDeleteI got you Spurs. Bulls by 20 tonight.....no more talk of sports now...haha
*way
ReplyDeleteWe'll see Francis. Benny is the guy who left the crack pipe in her yard.
ReplyDeleteYou are very confused... Benny is my resident crackhead. The guy I slept with is named Giuseppe "Joe" and he is a fag, I have not talked to him for a couple of weeks.
ReplyDeleteI'm just messing around. I just hope they keep it close......and yeah I got Benny confused with the hip hop guy. Sorry Elfie.
ReplyDeleteI'm starting to understand why you want to move Elfie.
ReplyDeleteHip... hop? Hip, hop, anonymous? haha another Adam Sandler movie reference.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Francis? My sister just bought a house in a nice area in Phx for what I spent on my house. Hers is nicer, bigger and no crackheads. Heck yeah I want to move.
ReplyDeleteStreets:
ReplyDeleteIt's good you came to realize that "Joe" or House of Pain as Francis likes to call him is a "fag."
And have you put your house up for sale yet?
ReplyDeleteIm shitting rite now
ReplyDeleteNot much is going on with me Elfie. Are you renting your house now or do you own it? If you own it, are you upside down because of the area going downhill?
ReplyDeleteThanks for the info Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteMy house is not up for sale... I still have some renovations left to finish. I own it Francis, I bought it for cheap and am fixing it up while I live in it. I am not upside down, I can still sell it and make a profit. The crime rate in the area is actually down, in the early 2000s it was one of the worst areas of town for drug related crimes, now it's right in line with the city average.
ReplyDeleteI got yeah. I just didn't know your situation on it. I was trying to offer some suggestions but sounds like you are on top of it. Did you do an FHA loan?
ReplyDeleteI'm actually finishing some little projects on mine right now as well. I think I'm going to sell Spring of 2011 or 2012 and move into my grow old and die making mortgage payments home (dream home).
No it's a conventional loan, I could have done a FHA but there was no real benefit because I had a down payment, the rate was the same either way and with the FHA I'd have to pay MIP. I was a loan officer in another life BTW, used to work for WAMU and after that a mortgage broker.
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking about getting a rental in a better area and renting out my house for a few years so I can get a better return on it.
Rent it out to about 25 mexicans. In St. Louis, they are always finding around 10 illegals all living in one studio apartment here. Should be able to pack at least 25 or 30 landscapers into a house in AZ.
ReplyDeleteYeah my first apartment I lived next door to a one bedroom apartment with like 20 illegals living in it, you'd walk by and see them laid out on the floor like sardines, watching an antiquated television set. They were the best neighbors I ever had, totally quiet. Then some other ones moved in a couple apts down and they were crappy, one hit my car in the parking lot and drove away, another one stole my mop off of my patio. Assholes.
ReplyDelete"Rent it out to about 25 mexicans. In St. Louis, they are always finding around 10 illegals all living in one studio apartment here. Should be able to pack at least 25 or 30 landscapers into a house in AZ"
ReplyDeleteThat's funny Francis.
Thanks man, but sadly it's true too.
ReplyDeleteI hear you. That describes San Antonio. Then all the money made under the table is sent back to Mexico. But I hand it to them for their work ethic.
ReplyDelete"one hit my car in the parking lot and drove away, another one stole my mop off of my patio"
ReplyDeleteThat's pretty low Streets.
You are right, they do for the most part have a good work ethic.
ReplyDeleteso Spurs... I went back to the dirty to see if "The Lawyer" ever responded. He/She did, pretty funny
ReplyDeleteYep, and the people who come over to actually work are for the most part quiet and keep to themselves, like Street's example.
ReplyDeleteIt's just the welfare suckers who come over and ruin the idea.
I think I saw that. Didn't he say something like "I stand corrected, it's nice to see someone knows what they are talking about."
ReplyDeleteSomething like that? I looked on Friday afternoon. I'll go look again.
Isn't it? It's ok though I called the police on him and they came and deported him and like 6 of his comrades.
ReplyDeleteDid they really Streets? You basically made a citizen's arrest. You are like a vigilante.
ReplyDeleteI've just decided our system is broke and is beyond repair. We are always going to have to pay high taxes no matter what party is in office.
ReplyDeleteI just figure it's up to me/you to save for my retirement because SS or anything else the Government has now won't be there for me/you anyway.
I have no issue with people coming here and working, those guys were up before the sun and could come home after it went down... hard work is something to be respected. They do the menial work no one else wants to do and get paid next to nothing to do it.
ReplyDelete"I just figure it's up to me/you to save for my retirement because SS or anything else the Government has now won't be there for me/you anyway."
ReplyDeleteYep, I'm not planning on that either. Maybe I'll be married at age 64, and then I'll show my wife her maker using anonymous's murder tips. Then I'll collect the insurance and live happily ever after.
What's happening on TheDirty? I haven't been on there in forever.
ReplyDelete"They do the menial work no one else wants to do and get paid next to nothing to do it."
ReplyDeleteTrue.
I just shitted while looking at a picture of elfie tits
ReplyDeleteWell Streets, the biggest thing that happened as far as I can tell is Nik went through some drama.
ReplyDeleteAnd Leper is still up to the same old tricks.
Anonymous:
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure this isn't the regular anonymous. But that's nice you did that while thinking of Street's tits.
That made me laugh Spurs......I probably should talked to you before I proposed to my wife. I could have married some 70/yr old coug and been set for life.......but the wedding night would have been a little gross to get through.
ReplyDeleteThanks Francis. Yeah, I don't think marrying a 70 year old just for cash would be all that cool. What happens if she's lives to be 95. I guess you could put her in a nursing home. But then you take the chance of getting cut out of the will.
ReplyDeleteOr what you could do is do some homework on her family tree, and find out the life span.
Now there's a plan. (rhymed, I had to put that for kinkyb!tch)
I should have just married a wealthy 60/yr old heavy smoker (5/pk a day)and been down with it.
ReplyDeleteyeah spursy it was something along those lines.. nothing too exciting, but funny to me
ReplyDeleteYeah, but then you take the chance that she's one of the smokers who doesn't get cancer Francis.
ReplyDeleteWell, at least the fake lawyer owned up to his/her stupidity.
ReplyDeleteDamn, I think you're right. I'm just gonna have to off someone Spurs.......better odds.
ReplyDeleteWell Francis, then you take the chance of getting caught.
ReplyDeleteSo what you're saying is nothing has changed on TheDirty?
ReplyDeleteI'm starting a new exercise plan with Marie Osmond (he's a little bit country)
That's romantic anonymous.
ReplyDeleteAnd to answer KB's question. I'd only go to Haiti if I was with Anderson Cooper. That dude is invincible.
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of exercise plan is that Streets. And I think Marie is a woman.
ReplyDeleteThere you go Francis. That was nice of you to finally answer your e-wife's question after all this time.
ReplyDeleteI'm not worried about getting caught Spurs. I figure I've watched enough episodes of Criminal Minds and Forensic Files the cops wouldn't stand a chance.......
ReplyDeleteYou really think so Francis?
ReplyDeleteNo man, I was totally joking. I'd be sweating like a bitch if I ever got called down to the police station. No way I could pull it off...haha
ReplyDeleteIt's 6 days of alternating 20 mins a day high intensity cardio and weight training, off on Sunday.
ReplyDeleteMarie is a woman but she's a little bit country like Garth is...
ReplyDeleteI need some peanut m&ms... I'm going to raid my boss' desk.
ReplyDeleteFrancis:
ReplyDeleteYou just would have to keep your mouth shut and lawyer up. Then hope you didn't leave any evidence around.
Streets:
ReplyDeleteSounds like a workout.
I just noticed that the porn "star" in the blue swimsuit has part of her areolas showing.... she has saucer nipples, gross.
ReplyDeleteGreat eye Streets. You are right.
ReplyDeleteIma clock your ass anon. Somehow your thought constipation has turned into brain diarrhea and it's flowing from your god damn mouth. Shut the fuck up with your nonsense.
ReplyDeleteill cock over elfie and shit on her clevage
ReplyDeletewell now this post took quite a detour. Of course, I suppose shit and boobs pretty much describes Jersey Shore to a 'T' so maybe not
ReplyDeleteThis is funny stuff.. You know you've made it big when they making a porn parody based on you :)
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on Maynard? Long time no see. Yeah, I'd say they reached the big time. I also read where they are all trying to get pay raises.
ReplyDeleteNo, I am not off to Aspen in my fancy hotel drinking fancy latte's.
ReplyDeleteI was really on the fence about it but pulling it off would've been hard. But he had some major delays earlier in the day so he wasn't even positive if he was going to even make it to denver leaving me stranded in an airport. (Which I wouldn't have been because I didn't tell him my best friend lives there.) He always thinks all of my friends are other guys I am seeing which is why I'm only allowed to use his buddy passes to come see him.
Well, you'll be able to get together with him at some future point in time. Maybe when you get together with him again you can convince him to move to AZ.
ReplyDeleteOh, and what do you think of kinkyb!tch's question? Would you go to Haiti?
ReplyDeleteSpurs,
ReplyDeleteYou should've posted the pic of Drew on the beach with the jersey sewer amusement park in the background with the rest of these losers.
The only thing good that ever came out of Jersey was Brittany Murphy.
I don't think I have the pic saved DG, but that would have been funny.
ReplyDeleteI didn't know Brittany was from New Jersey.
He is from here and his whole family lives here. I met him 2 years ago and we were together for a few months until his job moved him to Chicago. Actually he lived about 10 miles away from me when we were kids but moved to AZ when he was 5. Now he lives in Denver and wants to come back here permanently but it's not like there are any good airline jobs in phx so he just needs to start commuting like over half the airline industry does now. I think a few more visits and more cold weather will get him back here in time.
ReplyDeleteRock on tiger.
ReplyDeleteI met a guy today who is going to Haiti to help clean up. I guess he owns some business that goes to all the disaster areas and cleans up but I guess his insurance won't insure his equipment if he goes so he is trying to work with the government to fund everything. I think it's cool he is going but I told him it's not safe to ever go to Haiti let alone now. He is going to find bodies in the debris.
ReplyDeleteBut I wouldn't go. To each their own I guess.
"I guess his insurance won't insure his equipment"
ReplyDeleteThat's not surprising.
Honestly, other than clean up what is there to do in Haiti? Most of the buildings that fell down needed to come down anyway.
ReplyDeleteI heard (didn't read or look up) that Clinton gave their government money years ago to fix everything up but they didn't fix a thing and kept the money for themselves.
Yeah, I think you are right about Clinton.
ReplyDeleteYou are right about the clean up as well. And then I suppose they need people to hand out food and water.
Hand it out? Nothing needs to be handed out because they just grab it for themselves and run. I heard Geraldo tried to do that and some guy grabbed the whole case out of his hands and then a fight broke out. But I don't think Geraldo became a hero that day like Anderson Cooper.
ReplyDeletePoor Geraldo. He is the Big Drew of anchorman.
Well, by "hand out" I meant keep order. I guess. I don't know.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, that's a funny reference to Geraldo. That guy is always striking out.
Did you see the new jail dance in the phillipines? As much as these dances annoy me this one wasn't so bad.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKtdTJP_GUI&feature=player_embedded
DG said...
ReplyDeleteHe always thinks all of my friends are other guys I am seeing which is why I'm only allowed to use his buddy passes to come see him.
Why are major warning bells chiming in my head right now? Dust that fool, Deeg. You don't a friend like him, you have all of us. :)
Can I just add to the spursfansays.com record that I am so sick of "men" and their abundant insecurities. Fix your mommy and any other self-esteem issues you have or hit the road.
ReplyDeleteStronger sex my ass.
ReplyDeleteI am pissed now, Dg. See what you did?
I hope your friend gets stranded in the snow in Aspen and has to be eaten by his fellow strandees in order for them to survive.
ReplyDeletewhy are those chick's boobs all up in her armpits? Gross. That belly chain is too tight as well, it makes her look like she has a gut and it is protruding over the links. Dumbass.
ReplyDeleteSigh. These pissy posts are all thanks to DG. Everyone, round of applause for DG.
{clap clap clap clap}
He only gets 8 buddy passes a year so I guess he just wants to get something out of it which I'm more than willing to do.
ReplyDeleteWhat a douche-o.
ReplyDeleteCan I use his buddy pass to fly to STL? ;)
KB,
ReplyDeleteI would bring you to Aspen and hook you with his friends but I've already met most of them and there is not one of them that is good enough for you.
DG:
ReplyDeleteThat wasn't bad, you are right. Maybe because there wasn't a scary tranny in the screen.
And that must suck to be that white guy in a Filipino prison.
"Can I just add to the spursfansays.com record that I am so sick of "men" and their abundant insecurities. Fix your mommy and any other self-esteem issues you have or hit the road."
ReplyDeletekinkyb!tch:
What happened? And I have to say, I really like how you've made sure for awhile now to use the correct website name in your "recordings."
I do not want to go to Aspen, it is freezing there right now. Dg, if none are good enough for me, then surely they are not for you.
ReplyDeleteI think the 3 main dancers were the ones that taught the inmates the dance.
ReplyDeleteSheriff Joe should start a dance program at tent city.
I think you are right.
ReplyDeleteAnd as far as Sheriff Joe? I think he would probably make the inmates slow dance together.
No, he is actually cool. When he lived here we used to stay up all night and just watch movies and quote Mitch Hedberg all night. He is alot of fun to be around. I just limit my time with him because I don't want to like him.......until or if he moves back.
ReplyDeleteNow that would be demeaning. How about your state just executes them all DG?
ReplyDeleteExecute them Saddam Hussein style.
ReplyDeleteGood thinking. Or they could be executed with the medieval torture gear.
ReplyDeleteThat's a great idea! I think I will apply for that job.
ReplyDeleteI wonder how close I live to tent city. I hear it has a flashing vacancy sign at the entrance.
Does it really? That's actually pretty funny. Sheriff Showboat has a sense of humor.
ReplyDeleteI don't live close to it at all. But I just found out you can schedule a tour. I am going to go! Hopefully I get some numbers!
ReplyDeleteYou can tour tent city? That would be interesting to see. And I'm pretty sure you'd be able to score some numbers.
ReplyDeleteDo they have a women side?
*women's* side?
ReplyDeleteYes they do. I guess a fence divides the men and women. I guess girls flash the guys for free cigarettes. I also hear that the food is very bland and a guy smuggled in some salt and he charges 25 cents for each use.
ReplyDeleteSmuggles in salt?
ReplyDeleteWhat a bandit he is.
Spursies!
ReplyDeleteHello Pam. What's up with the "none ya" again?
ReplyDeleteI fixed it =)
ReplyDeleteCool. What's going on?
ReplyDeleteNothing I actually just got back from a day of church.
ReplyDeleteYou ?
Church huh?
ReplyDeleteOn a Monday?
As far as me? Not much.
Yeah.
ReplyDeleteIt was a 24 hour service
It was hard, my body hurts and my brain
I need to lay off the good living its starting to get to me
you could come over I am going to watch tv!
Yeah, let me teleport myself over there Pam, and we can hang out and watch some tv.
ReplyDeleteI think its a good Idea I have a movie for us !!
ReplyDeleteWhat movie is that?
ReplyDeleteI rented dont say a word with Brittany murphy lol
ReplyDeleteWhat's that about?
ReplyDeleteshe is in a mental institution or something lol
ReplyDeleteOh yeah. Yeah, that's seems like a perfect movie for us to watch together. The whole time I'd be thinking, "This fuck I'm hanging out with belongs in one of those."
ReplyDeleteSo at least the whole time I'd have a sly smile on my face.
"I'll never tell...."
ReplyDeleteIs it that one pam?
"This fuck I'm hanging out with belongs in one of those."
ReplyDeleteI'm sure she would be thinking the same thing spurs.
yes =)
ReplyDeletehaha fuck you spurs!!
good joke though
jack ass
haha
DG:
ReplyDeleteYeah, probably. She'd probably think I belong there to help people. Being I'm a great guy and all.
Pam:
ReplyDeleteGlad you got a laugh Pam.
Spurs :
ReplyDeleteI am watching house instead
how do you get rid of a hangover when Its been 18 hours since I drank but I still cant sit up ? lol
Were you laying down in Church?
ReplyDeleteBut seriously, I don't know. I don't drink enough to know the tricks of curing hangovers.
Spurs, you seem to be under the same delusion as Gary Busey was in 'helping' people on Celebrity Rehab.
ReplyDeletePam,
Gatorade and a greasy cheeseburger is the best cure. You are dehydrated so the gatorade will give you the energy back and you need greasy junk food to soak up the alcohol.
DG:
ReplyDeleteWell, you certainly are the expert on delusions.
I'm eating baby food right now. It is beech nut's apples cherries and plums.
ReplyDeleteI highly recommend it.
I just ate mcdonalds
ReplyDeleteam I going to live
this is like death
You have that left over from one of your ex-boyfriends DG?
ReplyDeletebrb i am laying
ReplyDeleteand yes spurs I was laying in church and rolling around and also biting
hha
Trust and pray that your Mom's basement hasn't caved in there in San Antonio Spurs.
ReplyDeleteSo funny Drew. Hilarious material you have tonight.
ReplyDeletehaha...that was funny. Just so you know Mr. Aspen is 30.
ReplyDeleteWhen I am hungover I go to mcdonalds and order a large powerade and a double cheeseburger. $2 and a cured hangover!
Did you hear about Nancy Kerrigan's brother?
ReplyDeleteYep. Read about that this morning. Sucks. He and his dad were fighting over a phone and the dad had a heart attack.
ReplyDeleteAwful.
It sucks that drew mentioned the basement and that is what reminded me.
ReplyDeleteBut is this going to end up a situation that was bound to happen? Nancy obviously was the pride of the family and probably had more focus on her instead of her brother while they were growing up. Now this guy was 45 and living in his parents basement. I know he used to be in the military but I bet there are some deep rooted issues with him.
Exactly DG. That's what I was thinking too when I read it. The brother probably had some jealousy issues.
ReplyDeleteJust a sad story.
I wonder if he will be charged with manslaughter. I bet he ends up killing himself over this. Whether he caused it to happen or not he will likely blame himself and how can he face his family after all this?
ReplyDeleteExactly. When I read the story, I was thinking, "Damn, that's going to be tough for the guy to face his sister", much less the rest of the family.
ReplyDeleteAnd can you imagine what the mother is going through?
Nancy also have 3 kids that lost their grandfather. That would be really hard to live with.
ReplyDeleteI think I would have to disown him if I was his family. But then again, if you disown him that will ultimately cause him to kill himself and then you have to live with the 'what if' I treated him differently how would it have turned out.
True again. I'd just like to know all the details. Were they just arguing and the dad had a heart attack? Or did the son get violent with the dad?
ReplyDeleteHis only chance at life is to turn his own life around, become some type of motivational speaker and devote himself to saving other from becoming what he was. If he were to do it in his father's name he would carry on his legacy.
ReplyDeleteHe could pull it off because of who his sister is. He could get a book deal and a possible Lifetime movie.
I don't think that is going to happen DG. I like your thinking there, but I don't see it happening.
ReplyDelete