Man Sexually Assaults Neighbor's Dog

From AZ Central:

Yavapai County Sheriff's Department arrested a Chino Valley man for apparently sexually assaulting his neighbor's dog.

Levi Fderish told officers that he went looking for his dog after it went missing from his back yard in Chino Valley. Fderish later found his dog being sexually assaulted by his neighbor Gary Riley.

After a short scuffle, Fderish freed his dog and called the police, officials said.

Yavapai County Sheriff's Department arrested Riley for suspicion of bestiality, assault due to the fight, and theft after he reportedly stole the dog out of his neighbor's yard.

Guess that gives new meaning to the word doggy style (I know, comedic gold). Anyway, I remember when I was about 7 I didn't particularly care for a neighbors' dog. That asshole would come over to our yard and take dumps.

Well, one day I grabbed my cat Kitty Brown when Blackie (that was the dog's name. He was black. Yeah, the neighbors weren't very creative) decided to make the mistake of trespassing again. I took the cat right up to the stupid dog, and my cat got real pissed and scratched Blackie right across his nose. I mean, really deep too. Blood starting shooting out his nose, he goes crying home and our neighbors had to take the lowlife to the vet.

I miss that cat. He was a gangster.