Friday, January 15, 2010

Pants on the Ground



I think General Larry Platt is funny. I think Platt was dedicating this song to Chauncey and Tamboozy.
Posted by SPURS FAN at 2:29 PM
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248 comments:

  1. ElfieJanuary 15, 2010 at 2:43 PM

    haha I meant to look this up today. Now I can continue my laziness, thank you for that Spurs.

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  2. SPURS FANJanuary 15, 2010 at 2:45 PM

    No problem Streets. I was going to post it earlier, but I was looking for something better.

    Speaking of Idol, I hope that show goes off the air. I think it will have another season or two after Simon leaves, but I think it's time to put the nail in that coffin.

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  3. ElfieJanuary 15, 2010 at 2:51 PM

    I never liked it at all, I couldn't care less if it goes off the air or not though.

    I feel like this today... (watch the whole thing)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTw2Uy5TL3c

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  4. SPURS FANJanuary 15, 2010 at 2:53 PM

    I've watched two whole episodes of that show. Each one in the beginning of the seasons, where Simon is a complete prick.

    And I'm not even proud that I watched two whole episodes.

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  5. SPURS FANJanuary 15, 2010 at 3:01 PM

    Streets, I remember that scene. But I watched it again anyway. What the hell? Are you going to crash you ride? Were you referred to as a "fuck buddy?" Were you not invited to a party? Are you a stalker? Or do you feel like a car wreck?

    Or are you just plain insane?

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  6. ElfieJanuary 15, 2010 at 3:06 PM

    No to all... except for the "Or are you just plain insane?"

    Probably.

    I did not swallow any cum ***shutter***

    In this clip Cameron makes some excellent points before she goes off the deep end.

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  7. SPURS FANJanuary 15, 2010 at 3:08 PM

    Uh, I guess she does if you are insane. So he didn't call her back and he blew her off. Big deal.

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  8. kbeezyJanuary 15, 2010 at 3:11 PM

    Elfie, who's cum did you swallow?

    This is why I NEVER let guys swallow my cum. The last thing I want is them getting all hung up and psycho on me, acting like they are my baby's daddy, or worse yet, my husband.

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  9. SPURS FANJanuary 15, 2010 at 3:12 PM

    Yeah kinkyb!tch, I'm sure once a guy swallows your cum it's as if he's discovered the meaning of life.

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  10. kbeezyJanuary 15, 2010 at 3:14 PM

    She does Elf, but she is talking about it from a woman's perspective. Men just do not see things that way. Unless of course, you are in a relationship with them, and you treat them like Tom treated her. Then they get all batshit crazy and start calling you a hizo' and telling everyone how crazy and scandalous you are.

    I got your number, douchebags.

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  11. ElfieJanuary 15, 2010 at 3:15 PM

    I didn't swallow any cum KB.

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  12. kbJanuary 15, 2010 at 3:15 PM

    I don't think I ever saw Vanilla Sky. I will rent it and attempt to watch it this weekend in honor of Elfie's mood today.

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  13. ElfieJanuary 15, 2010 at 3:17 PM

    It's a good (dare I say great?) movie KB.

    I'm going to rent "Fatal Attration" so I can feel sane in all my insanity.

    Spurs~ I am creating my own negativity... I should be careful.

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  14. SPURS FANJanuary 15, 2010 at 3:18 PM

    You should be careful Streets. But I never felt too bad for Cruise's character. After listening to that song for over a minute, I'd want to be put out of my misery too.

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  15. Francis BegbieJanuary 15, 2010 at 3:19 PM

    How bout them Bulls spurs? 3 in a row...getting back to .500

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  16. SPURS FANJanuary 15, 2010 at 3:20 PM

    kinkyb!tch:

    A "hizo?"

    And you might have a "number", but it's been disconnected.

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  17. kbJanuary 15, 2010 at 3:21 PM

    oooh, The Time Traveler's Wife is coming out soon on DVD!
    I missed it in theaters. It will be my Valentine's present to me.

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  18. SPURS FANJanuary 15, 2010 at 3:21 PM

    Francis:

    Yeah, it's championship time.

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  19. SPURS FANJanuary 15, 2010 at 3:22 PM

    Streets:

    I think it was her. Awful right?

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  20. ElfieJanuary 15, 2010 at 3:22 PM

    I have a fucking date on Tuesday... god help him.

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  21. kbJanuary 15, 2010 at 3:22 PM

    Spurs, it is not disconnected. You fools may not know how to pick up the phone, but it is your number.

    Yeah, I probably woulda prefered the crash myself. Her voice is very nasaly.

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  22. SPURS FANJanuary 15, 2010 at 3:23 PM

    Streets:

    Not with another pansy Englishmen, right? And what stall did he find your number in?

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  23. kbeezyJanuary 15, 2010 at 3:23 PM

    Spurs, I am getting tired of not seeing an avatar Valentine related when I come to this site.
    I rhyme for you guys, provide endless entertainment, even sent in my pic so you could secretly jack off and NO ONE can add a Valentine's Day avatar for me??

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  24. kbJanuary 15, 2010 at 3:24 PM

    Spurs, my cake is cooling. The whole house smells like strawberries. It is divine!

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  25. SPURS FANJanuary 15, 2010 at 3:25 PM

    kinkyb!tch:

    It was disconnected due to lack of payment. It wasn't even worth the money.

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  26. SPURS FANJanuary 15, 2010 at 3:26 PM

    kinkyb!tch:

    When it comes closer to Valentine's Day, I'm thinking of putting up a Valentine's avatar.

    But you are right, you provide a lot of entertainment.

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  27. ElfieJanuary 15, 2010 at 3:27 PM

    Ummm no this guy is from Mississippi and has an gentile southern drawl to match. I've known him awhile, he used to be my personal trainer.

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  28. Francis BegbieJanuary 15, 2010 at 3:28 PM

    Yeah, I just picked up some champagne and put it on ice spurs.

    Hi KB...thanks for ignoring me.

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  29. SPURS FANJanuary 15, 2010 at 3:28 PM

    You plan on giving him a workout Streets?

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  30. ElfieJanuary 15, 2010 at 3:29 PM

    I'll put up an avatar but I never log into my thing.

    MMMMM Strawberry cake.

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  31. kbJanuary 15, 2010 at 3:30 PM

    So you know his stamina beforehand Elfie. That's how to pick 'em. Good job.

    Spurs-fuck you. If you don't want to put up an avatar, just say it, stop dancing around the subject. We all know white boys can't dance.

    Mr. Begbie-I couldn't ignore you if I tried. How are you today, love?

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  32. ElfieJanuary 15, 2010 at 3:30 PM

    Spurs~ He's getting the priviledge of my delightful company and that's it.

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  33. SPURS FANJanuary 15, 2010 at 3:30 PM

    There you go kinkyb!tch.

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  34. kbJanuary 15, 2010 at 3:31 PM

    is it just me or does Cupid in Spur's avatar look like he could be Drew's kid?

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  35. SPURS FANJanuary 15, 2010 at 3:32 PM

    Streets:

    That's not going to be enough to keep him around.

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  36. Francis BegbieJanuary 15, 2010 at 3:32 PM

    I'm doing well KB thanks for inquiring....can I get a piece.....of your cake?

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  37. kbeezyJanuary 15, 2010 at 3:33 PM

    yeah Elfie, at least let him touch your boobs on from the outside of your shirt.

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  38. kbeezyJanuary 15, 2010 at 3:33 PM

    you can get the whole cake if you update your avatar, Mr Begbie. ;)

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  39. Francis BegbieJanuary 15, 2010 at 3:35 PM

    Better KB?

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  40. kbeezyJanuary 15, 2010 at 3:37 PM

    no!
    You guys are so..unholidayish.

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  41. ElfieJanuary 15, 2010 at 3:40 PM

    He already got to touch my stomach and everywhere else when he used to take my body fat percentage with his fucking calipers... fuck him, he's not touching anything else.

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  42. AnonymousJanuary 15, 2010 at 3:40 PM

    kb watches child porn.

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  43. Francis BegbieJanuary 15, 2010 at 3:40 PM

    Here is my very sensitive romantic side KB (and gay of course)

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  44. Elfie StreetsJanuary 15, 2010 at 3:41 PM

    I'm making a valentines avatar now...

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  45. SPURS FANJanuary 15, 2010 at 3:41 PM

    Hey kinkyb!tch, what's more "holidayish" than cupid with a bow and arrow in front of a heart?

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  46. Elfie StreetsJanuary 15, 2010 at 3:42 PM

    Ahhhh here we are...

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  47. SPURS FANJanuary 15, 2010 at 3:43 PM

    Now that avatar is pretty "unholidayish."

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  48. SPURS FANJanuary 15, 2010 at 3:43 PM

    But it is a good one Streets.

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  49. kbeezyJanuary 15, 2010 at 3:43 PM

    Francis! that is so pretty! Keep it, love!
    Streets, I would expect nothing less from you.
    Spurs, fine, fine, I will take it. It does look like Drew's kid though.

    Anon-call the fuckin internet police on me why don't ya?

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  50. Elfie StreetsJanuary 15, 2010 at 3:44 PM

    What?! It has a fucking HEART on it!

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  51. kbeezyJanuary 15, 2010 at 3:46 PM

    you wanna get in on this bet, Mr. Begbie?
    How bout you stalkerAnon?

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  52. Elfie StreetsJanuary 15, 2010 at 3:46 PM

    Spurs~ I just mistyped your name and realized that one letter off and your name comes out "sours" coincidence? I think not.

    Your avatar remins me of those fucking red lollipops everyone give out on Valentines day.

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  53. SPURS FANJanuary 15, 2010 at 3:47 PM

    I give it until the second or third week, and then Streets will get a little buzz on, and then the pants come off.

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  54. Elfie StreetsJanuary 15, 2010 at 3:47 PM

    Oh that's what I plan on doing first thing I see him Tuesday KB... no more nipple stimulation cummers for me, I've learned my fucking lesson.

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  55. SPURS FANJanuary 15, 2010 at 3:47 PM

    No, it's no "coincidence" Streets.

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  56. Francis BegbieJanuary 15, 2010 at 3:48 PM

    I'm going to take the over KB

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  57. Elfie StreetsJanuary 15, 2010 at 3:49 PM

    Naw... my pants usually stay on, as I've said I had to check to make sure he had a penis after the nipple incident... that was the reason for the pants coming off.

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  58. Elfie StreetsJanuary 15, 2010 at 3:50 PM

    I don't like nipple action at all myself.

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  59. SPURS FANJanuary 15, 2010 at 3:51 PM

    Well, that was nice of you to check. So it was strictly out of curiosity. Makes sense Streets.

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  60. SPURS FANJanuary 15, 2010 at 3:51 PM

    I mean, he is from England.

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  61. kbeezyJanuary 15, 2010 at 3:51 PM

    you will like how I do it, Elfie.

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  62. kbeezyJanuary 15, 2010 at 3:52 PM

    look at how beautiful the comments look now, everyone!

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  63. Francis BegbieJanuary 15, 2010 at 3:52 PM

    Did you like nipple action before your boobies were "adjusted" Elfie?

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  64. SPURS FANJanuary 15, 2010 at 3:52 PM

    They do look beautiful.

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  65. Elfie StreetsJanuary 15, 2010 at 3:53 PM

    Right I had to make sure it was there... he actually had kind of a feminine body too, it was weird, not what I expected to be under his clothes. I wish he hadn't blocked his myspace so I could show him to you. I also found out he waxes his fucking eyebrows and shaves his ENTIRE body Fucking freak.

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  66. Elfie StreetsJanuary 15, 2010 at 3:53 PM

    Francis~ I was never a big fan, there is only one thing I've found that does it for me.

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  67. SPURS FANJanuary 15, 2010 at 3:54 PM

    Why did he block his myspace? Is he that upset over the breakup?

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  68. kbeezyJanuary 15, 2010 at 3:54 PM

    how can you not like nipple action? Are we talking hand action or mouth action. Cause hand action I can mostly do without myself, unless they are my hands cause they are so soft, but mouth action..I can't even type it w/o my leg shaking..

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  69. Elfie StreetsJanuary 15, 2010 at 3:55 PM

    SPurs~ Yeah I told him it wasn't going to work... this was before I found out what a liar he was but anyway I broke it off and he deleted me from his Myspace Lame huh?

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  70. Elfie StreetsJanuary 15, 2010 at 3:55 PM

    mouth or hand it more hurts than anything... they are really sensitive since the "adjustment"

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  71. Francis BegbieJanuary 15, 2010 at 3:56 PM

    Yeah, I'm a nipple biter Elfie, it would have never worked for us. Glad we are finding this out now rather than more than 2 yrs after I was married then it would have been awkward

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  72. SPURS FANJanuary 15, 2010 at 3:56 PM

    Streets:

    You should do a covert op and contact him again and let him know you are thinking something might be there afterall. Then grab his pics and the next day tell him you changed your mind.

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  73. kbeezyJanuary 15, 2010 at 3:57 PM

    if my fake tits did that to me I would have them removed immediately. No way I am handing that sensation over. Never.
    I still think you would like it when I did it. Just sayin

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  74. kbeezyJanuary 15, 2010 at 3:58 PM

    I second Spurs.

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  75. kbeezyJanuary 15, 2010 at 3:59 PM

    Elfie Streets said...
    Francis~ I was never a big fan, there is only one thing I've found that does it for me.

    Tell us!

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  76. SPURS FANJanuary 15, 2010 at 3:59 PM

    Thanks kinkyb!tch. See Streets? That's two people who think that would be a good idea.

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  77. Elfie StreetsJanuary 15, 2010 at 4:00 PM

    OMG He got fired last weekend from a club here (he was a part-time bartender) and now he's working at my EX fiance's club... this is going to be good.

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  78. SPURS FANJanuary 15, 2010 at 4:03 PM

    I guess I missed the story where you said Python had a girlfriend.

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  79. kbeezyJanuary 15, 2010 at 4:03 PM

    tell you the truth about what? him cumming after he got his tittays sucked?

    I will create a MySpace profile and friend request him. Who could resist my platypus type looks?

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  80. Elfie StreetsJanuary 15, 2010 at 4:03 PM

    Oh wait here you go guys...

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  81. Francis BegbieJanuary 15, 2010 at 4:03 PM

    Part time bartender at a club? He'll probably own one some day Elfie....he just needs some support. Rent Cocktail and ask him to come over.

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  82. kbeezyJanuary 15, 2010 at 4:04 PM

    This comment has been removed by the author.

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  83. Elfie StreetsJanuary 15, 2010 at 4:04 PM

    No that he had a girlfriend and was a fucking liar... I had ended it with him 2 days prior but I wanted him to admit it cause he was still trying w/ me.

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  84. Elfie StreetsJanuary 15, 2010 at 4:05 PM

    I didn't know... until I did some snooping and then myspaced the broad and asked her. SPurs shut the fuck up I told you that behind the e-curtain.

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  85. SPURS FANJanuary 15, 2010 at 4:06 PM

    Way to pick 'em Streets. But I do think Francis has a great idea renting the movie Cocktail. It would be like a business plan for him.

    And you could be Elizabeth Shue Streets.

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  86. SPURS FANJanuary 15, 2010 at 4:11 PM

    You told me he had a girlfriend? Oh shit, that's right. Now I remember. My bad. All right, take back my comment about Cocktail and anything else I said that was rude. I guess I could erase all my comments. That way it's like I was never rude in the first place.

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  87. Elfie StreetsJanuary 15, 2010 at 4:12 PM

    Yep Spurs... thanks for listening.

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  88. Elfie StreetsJanuary 15, 2010 at 4:13 PM

    I'm going to ask him right now if he wants to watch Cocktail... haha

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  89. Elfie StreetsJanuary 15, 2010 at 4:15 PM

    Changed my picture his face was making me sick

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  90. SPURS FANJanuary 15, 2010 at 4:16 PM

    I do "listen" Streets. I mean, I even remember that you were born on a sidewalk. I just happened to forget he had a girlfriend. It's probably because I felt so bad for you, and it was such a terrible thing for me to read that I mentally blocked it.

    Geez.

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  91. Francis BegbieJanuary 15, 2010 at 4:16 PM

    You can do better than hip hop here Elfie. I wouldn't sweat this turd....if anything thank his g/f for letting you off the hook.

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  92. SPURS FANJanuary 15, 2010 at 4:17 PM

    That's a nice picture Streets.

    See? Now I'm complimenting you.

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  93. SPURS FANJanuary 15, 2010 at 4:17 PM

    Francis:

    He probably rocks Adidas gear all the time too.

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  94. Elfie StreetsJanuary 15, 2010 at 4:18 PM

    Thanks... I put up the one with the chains for KB. I'm thinking of going back to blonde any thoughts on that?

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  95. kbeezyJanuary 15, 2010 at 4:19 PM

    That fool is beat, Elfie. Were you lacking protein that week or something?
    Fuck that I am not making a fake profile to seduce him. A guy like that would never leave me alone.

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  96. SPURS FANJanuary 15, 2010 at 4:20 PM

    Streets:

    That would have been a good picture to post. When you go out with Richard Simmons, I hope you send in a pic of him.

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  97. Elfie StreetsJanuary 15, 2010 at 4:24 PM

    That's is a bad picture but the only one I can access because his profile is blocked!

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  98. kbeezyJanuary 15, 2010 at 4:25 PM

    you are black right now, elfie?
    hmm, idk.
    have you ever done brown?

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  99. SPURS FANJanuary 15, 2010 at 4:25 PM

    Like I said Streets, it's time to do a covert op.

    Or maybe kinkyb!tch will change her mind and take care of it.

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  100. Elfie StreetsJanuary 15, 2010 at 4:26 PM

    I'd love to do a covert op... that would be great.

    Right now I have blonde streaks in my bangs and dark brown everywhere else. I've had every hair color imaginable.

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  101. kbeezyJanuary 15, 2010 at 4:27 PM

    Well actually..that would place Mr Begbie in the same state as me..
    Covert op is on!

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  102. SPURS FANJanuary 15, 2010 at 4:27 PM

    He wouldn't even know where you live kinkyb!tch.

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  103. Elfie StreetsJanuary 15, 2010 at 4:27 PM

    can we also do a covert op to tell his girlfriend? I am set on destroying him... but he's got her so mind fucked that she wont even open the messages I sent. I am insane.

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  104. SPURS FANJanuary 15, 2010 at 4:28 PM

    That's an even better plan.

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  105. Francis BegbieJanuary 15, 2010 at 4:29 PM

    Nobody messes with KB....or puts her in a corner

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  106. kbeezyJanuary 15, 2010 at 4:29 PM

    yes, let's tell her! Send me an email with a link to her myspace too!

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  107. Elfie StreetsJanuary 15, 2010 at 4:29 PM

    fuck I don't have your email CBT sent me it but I erased my inbox.

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  108. Francis BegbieJanuary 15, 2010 at 4:34 PM

    Spurs and I will just take pictures of ourselves in stocking hats and some white adidas then ask him to be homies. Spurs start growing a hitler below your mouth and we're gold.

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  109. Elfie StreetsJanuary 15, 2010 at 4:35 PM

    haha Francis, Wop wants to beat his ass.

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  110. Elfie StreetsJanuary 15, 2010 at 4:36 PM

    I like that I can erase my posts :)

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  111. SPURS FANJanuary 15, 2010 at 4:36 PM

    There's an idea Francis. Maybe I'll flash some gang signs or hold a gat.

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  112. SPURS FANJanuary 15, 2010 at 4:38 PM

    Streets:

    And the "skeleton" of the comment is gone too. You and kinkyb!tch's.

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  113. kbeezyJanuary 15, 2010 at 4:39 PM

    Spurs is a genius.
    Elfie, did you see it before it vanished? As much as I would like StalkerAnon to send me child porn, I do not want it to have too much access to me.

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  114. SPURS FANJanuary 15, 2010 at 4:41 PM

    kinkyb!tch:

    Perhaps you should check your e-mail now.

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  115. Elfie StreetsJanuary 15, 2010 at 4:43 PM

    fuck KB, I THINK i GOT IT WRONG.

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  116. Elfie StreetsJanuary 15, 2010 at 4:44 PM

    Wait... maybe not. It didn't get returned... yet

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  117. Rocket QueenJanuary 15, 2010 at 4:50 PM

    tonight i am throwing a pile of doggie do into someone's lambo, providing the top is down when i go by.

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  118. Rocket QueenJanuary 15, 2010 at 4:50 PM

    i'll film it, but i might be too nervous. heehee...i'm evil evil. i hope it gets dark soon.

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  119. Rocket QueenJanuary 15, 2010 at 4:51 PM

    elfie it is great you have a fat picture up to remind you to diet. make sure you also put one on your fridge

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  120. Rocket QueenJanuary 15, 2010 at 4:52 PM

    giraffes like me are naturally long and lean

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  121. Rocket QueenJanuary 15, 2010 at 4:52 PM

    and graceful, i might add.

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  122. Elfie StreetsJanuary 15, 2010 at 4:52 PM

    RQ I was just about to offer to come be evil with you but then you have to go and be a bitch. I'd lke to make amends and help you throw dog doo at lambos anyway.

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  123. Rocket QueenJanuary 15, 2010 at 4:53 PM

    i wonder why spurs has not come up with an animal name for you, Elfie. I personally think you look like a warthog

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  124. Rocket QueenJanuary 15, 2010 at 4:54 PM

    ok, but we have to do it outside his work. he always parks it with the top down on nice days, after hours.

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  125. Elfie StreetsJanuary 15, 2010 at 4:54 PM

    Well thanks RQ.
    I personally think you look slike an alcohol syndrome baby but some things are better left unsaid.

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  126. Rocket QueenJanuary 15, 2010 at 4:54 PM

    i do not even know what you are talking about when you say i was being a bitch. i commended you

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  127. Elfie StreetsJanuary 15, 2010 at 4:54 PM

    Fine... I'll be there in 2 hours.

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  128. Rocket QueenJanuary 15, 2010 at 4:54 PM

    well it is a damn good thing you didn't say it then, elfie.

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  129. Rocket QueenJanuary 15, 2010 at 4:55 PM

    ok great. and let's not fight, ok? we can put our differences aside, put dookie in his car, then go dance the night away.

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  130. Rocket QueenJanuary 15, 2010 at 4:55 PM

    oh guess what i heard today? danny is reopening barcelona, it will be a mexican restaurant. yummy

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  131. Rocket QueenJanuary 15, 2010 at 4:56 PM

    three months, come one, come all

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  132. Elfie StreetsJanuary 15, 2010 at 4:56 PM

    I offered to cauterize his balls with a soldering gun for you breaking your heart RQ... Somewhere deep in my heart I must luff you.

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  133. Rocket QueenJanuary 15, 2010 at 4:57 PM

    i luff you, too, warthog.
    i must go now, things are getting too mushy

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  134. Elfie StreetsJanuary 15, 2010 at 4:58 PM

    alright see you in 2 and 2...

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  135. SPURS FANJanuary 15, 2010 at 5:00 PM

    Giraffe:

    If you really do that and film it, that would be badass.

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  136. SPURS FANJanuary 15, 2010 at 5:01 PM

    Streets:

    Nice Love Connection reference.

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  137. Elfie StreetsJanuary 15, 2010 at 5:07 PM

    Yes... Me and Chuck Woolery are homies.

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  138. Elfie StreetsJanuary 15, 2010 at 5:07 PM

    KB didn't respond.

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  139. kbeezyJanuary 15, 2010 at 5:10 PM

    i didnt get it.
    kinkyb1tch66
    i bet you put the 1 in the kinky instead of the bitch

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  140. Elfie StreetsJanuary 15, 2010 at 5:14 PM

    I put an exclamation mark instead... haha

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  141. kbeezyJanuary 15, 2010 at 5:18 PM

    hah!
    it wouldnt let me do that for some reason when i made the acct. Stoopid.

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  142. SPURS FANJanuary 15, 2010 at 5:19 PM

    Yeah, it won't let you put the ! point. It wouldn't let me do it on the label for you pic.

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  143. Elfie StreetsJanuary 15, 2010 at 5:20 PM

    that's just stupid.

    Kb we are throwing poo at Lambos tonight would you like to partake in the festivities?

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  144. kbeezyJanuary 15, 2010 at 5:24 PM

    That is my favorite Friday night activity.
    Are we robbing that rude bald bastard as well?
    I just know he has gingivitis, and he is jealous of RQs strong, German teeth. I will have DG punch him with her left hook, she is buff now that she is a gym rat, she will knock out at least 2 teeth.

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  145. SPURS FANJanuary 15, 2010 at 5:26 PM

    You all should be hitmen. Well, actually it would be hitwomen.

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  146. Elfie StreetsJanuary 15, 2010 at 5:26 PM

    I hope we plan to rob him... I am fucking broke and need to buy a new slutty outfit for my date on Tuesday.

    By the way, where is DG? Havent seen her or Wop all day.

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  147. kbeezyJanuary 15, 2010 at 5:28 PM

    you also need to buy a new computer.
    i think deeg is high off of ambien and her new muscle relaxers. i dont know how she thinks we can be friends if she wont get me high with her.

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  148. kbeezyJanuary 15, 2010 at 5:29 PM

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  149. SPURS FANJanuary 15, 2010 at 5:30 PM

    I think they might have the patent on the entire snuggie line kinkyb!tch. Maybe you ladies can visit the inventor too, and straighten him out.

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  150. kbeezyJanuary 15, 2010 at 5:31 PM

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  151. kbeezyJanuary 15, 2010 at 5:32 PM

    I better delete all these comments before some random Anon steals my thunder!

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  152. Elfie StreetsJanuary 15, 2010 at 5:33 PM

    I'm going to buy one soon. I have to go wedding dress shopping both Sat and Sun so we'll see if I find time to do it this weekend.

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  153. SPURS FANJanuary 15, 2010 at 5:33 PM

    The "huggie?"

    Pure brilliance kinkyb!tch.

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  154. Elfie StreetsJanuary 15, 2010 at 5:34 PM

    that is brilliant!

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  155. kbeezyJanuary 15, 2010 at 5:38 PM

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  156. Elfie StreetsJanuary 15, 2010 at 5:40 PM

    they have those for keychains

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  157. SPURS FANJanuary 15, 2010 at 5:40 PM

    Now that is another brilliant idea. They have one for keys, may as well make it for "sippy cups" and pacifiers.

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  158. SPURS FANJanuary 15, 2010 at 5:41 PM

    Damn Streets, beat me to it.

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  159. SPURS FANJanuary 15, 2010 at 5:44 PM

    Have either of you watched any of the footage from Haiti?

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  160. Elfie StreetsJanuary 15, 2010 at 5:45 PM

    I have.. horrible.

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  161. SPURS FANJanuary 15, 2010 at 5:46 PM

    Exactly. Just awful.

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  162. Elfie StreetsJanuary 15, 2010 at 5:48 PM

    I mean what can you say about that kind of devastation? no words to describe that

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  163. SPURS FANJanuary 15, 2010 at 5:50 PM

    Exactly. Over 3 million people would have to die here in order for it compare to the loss of population there. And that's just up to this point.

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  164. CBTJanuary 15, 2010 at 5:52 PM

    "Elfie said...
    Ummm no this guy is from Mississippi and has an gentile southern drawl to match."

    So he talks like me?

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  165. SPURS FANJanuary 15, 2010 at 5:54 PM

    He'd have to talk about sugarbabies in order for that to be the case CBT.

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  166. Elfie StreetsJanuary 15, 2010 at 5:54 PM

    Well not quite

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  167. Elfie StreetsJanuary 15, 2010 at 5:57 PM

    I'm hungry

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  168. SPURS FANJanuary 15, 2010 at 5:58 PM

    I'm watching tv.

    What are you in the mood for?

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  169. Elfie StreetsJanuary 15, 2010 at 6:02 PM

    I can't quite put my finger on it... all I know is I am starving.
    Unfortunately my "thinspiration" picture is not doing it's job.

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  170. CBTJanuary 15, 2010 at 6:02 PM

    Speaking of sugarbabies, Elfie is a fucking genius. Thank you, hon.

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  171. Elfie StreetsJanuary 15, 2010 at 6:03 PM

    sure anytime... I can work out any romantic situation except for my own, I fucking suck at fixing my own.

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  172. SPURS FANJanuary 15, 2010 at 6:03 PM

    Well, being hungry is natural Streets.

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  173. Elfie StreetsJanuary 15, 2010 at 6:05 PM

    not when you have lots of fat all over your boddy like me... it should void the hunger feeling.

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  174. SPURS FANJanuary 15, 2010 at 6:06 PM

    You think you are fat? Where would you come up with that silly conclusion?

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  175. Elfie StreetsJanuary 15, 2010 at 6:10 PM

    no I don't really think so

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  176. CBTJanuary 15, 2010 at 6:13 PM

    Elfie is not fat.

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  177. CBTJanuary 15, 2010 at 6:40 PM

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34881925/ns/health-diet_and_nutrition/?GT1=43001

    Spurs, I think I found out where DG is.

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  178. SPURS FANJanuary 15, 2010 at 6:41 PM

    I'm sure she's going to appreciate that one. I do like the first line of that article though.

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  179. CBTJanuary 15, 2010 at 7:01 PM

    That was a pretty good first line, there.

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  180. SPURS FANJanuary 15, 2010 at 7:24 PM

    ElliE BelliE?

    That's a new one.

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  181. DirtygirlJanuary 15, 2010 at 9:03 PM

    I've just spent the past 2 hours at Best Buy. Who needs bar and restaurants to meet people anymore? Best Buy is the place to go now.

    I just randomly picked up a cd that looked interesting hoping it wasn't a waste of money since I usually just download everything for free. But the singer is Imelda May. And like Drew would say "Cha Ching!"! I love it.

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  182. SPURS FANJanuary 15, 2010 at 9:05 PM

    Well, congrats on your trip to Best Buy. Did you pick up anything else?

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  183. DirtygirlJanuary 15, 2010 at 9:11 PM

    Yes. I bought a movie called Mona Lisa Smiling for $5. I've heard of it but never seen it. I figured it had to be ok since so many known stars are in it. But if it's no good it was only $5 anyway. But I am thinking about buying a netbook so I was checking them out.

    I met a couple of guys. Not really into either of them but they were interesting to talk to regardless.

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  184. DirtygirlJanuary 15, 2010 at 9:13 PM

    Oh and I also played Rockband and something like it but it's a turntable. It was fun whatever it was.

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  185. SPURS FANJanuary 15, 2010 at 9:14 PM

    Sounds like Best Buy is your own personal theme park.

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  186. SPURS FANJanuary 15, 2010 at 9:14 PM

    And I've seen a commercial for the turntable game.

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  187. DirtygirlJanuary 15, 2010 at 9:25 PM

    It is. I'm surprised they don't charge to get in there. You know, it would be fun to break into one of those at night and just watch movies and play games all night.

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  188. SPURS FANJanuary 15, 2010 at 9:26 PM

    That would be gr8 (another Drew one) DG.

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  189. DirtygirlJanuary 15, 2010 at 9:27 PM

    Last summer my friends and I were drunk and 'broke in' (although we had a key) to a furniture store and played hide and seek, switched all the pricing around, jumped on all the mattresses, made copies of things we shouldn't have, and drank all the bottled water. It was like I was a modern day Goldilocks.

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  190. DirtygirlJanuary 15, 2010 at 9:28 PM

    It is gr8 and kewl, biatchhhh.

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  191. SPURS FANJanuary 15, 2010 at 9:29 PM

    You and your friends are out of control. It's like Billy the Kid and his gang.

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  192. SPURS FANJanuary 15, 2010 at 9:29 PM

    4 sho.

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  193. DirtygirlJanuary 15, 2010 at 9:30 PM

    It was alot of fun at 3am and drunk. You only can wish you could have stories like that.

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  194. SPURS FANJanuary 15, 2010 at 9:31 PM

    Yeah, next time I see a shooting star, I'll make sure that's my wish.

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  195. SPURS FANJanuary 15, 2010 at 9:32 PM

    So how are the pain meds treating you?

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  196. DirtygirlJanuary 15, 2010 at 9:33 PM

    Now you ruined it. Don't you know anything about shooting stars? YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL WHAT YOU ARE WISHING FOR!!!!

    Now you will be forced to lead a boring life for all eternity.

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  197. DirtygirlJanuary 15, 2010 at 9:34 PM

    I was about to take them now.

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  198. SPURS FANJanuary 15, 2010 at 9:34 PM

    I'll take the chances of me not ever running around in a closed furniture store and playing hide and seek.

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  199. SPURS FANJanuary 15, 2010 at 9:37 PM

    Those meds sound fun.

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  200. DirtygirlJanuary 15, 2010 at 9:39 PM

    They are. It's like getting a massage while sitting in a hot tub at the same time all on the comfort of my own sofa.

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