Sorry to the Express News for snaking your pictures. Thanks for the pics anonymous. She looks better without a tail. And if Wolfie thinks she's a canine, does that mean her girlfriend is into bestiality?
From MySanAntonio:
Wolfie Blackheart is not an ordinary 18-year-old.
She believes she is a wolf — technically, a werewolf — and so she wears a tail. She also wears a harness in case someone special wants to drag her around.
And last week, she used a pocketknife in her kitchen to decapitate a dog — already dead, according to Wolfie — that had been missing since Jan. 5.
“I severed the head, boiled the head,” Wolfie said. “People make the mistake of hacking the spine, which will fracture the skull.”
Before the teenager carted the cranium to the woods, someone held it up and snapped a photograph of it inside her Northwest Side house — a shot that ended up on the Internet.
No you aren't Sarah. That's in response to her saying in the article she's a canine. I saw this story on a national website, I didn't think anything of it. Well, I was bored and went back and decided to click on it, and sadly, she's from San Antonio. Here's a quote from her mom: "Wolfie would never harm an animal,” she said. “She likes road kill.”
That's normal. If you look at the link to the story, it's even nuttier. And you can look at some more pictures here.
A couple more thoughts: Someone needs to teach Wolfie how to make her bed and clean her room. And check out the 3 Wolves poster in the background. CBT's head will explode when he sees this.
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Actually, I think that is a 4 Wolves poster. Stylish.
ReplyDeleteIt's like cbt and getrad got together and somehow formed their own kid.
ReplyDeleteThat was good DG.
ReplyDeleteYou are right. And I think you should get yourself a tail and wear it around.
ReplyDeleteDo you think she is into beastiality?
ReplyDeleteThere's something weird going on there, that's for sure.
ReplyDeleteI mean, if she thinks she's a canine, maybe she thinks she should be with a canine. Makes sense to me.
ReplyDeleteShe can join part of Alan's wolf pack.
ReplyDeleteWhat's that?
ReplyDeleteMy guess it would be a female canine too.
ReplyDeleteHow would that work? That is even sicker to think about than her being with a male dog.
ReplyDeleteDamn, you really need to go out and buy The Hangover today. Almost every minute of that movie can be quoted and since you are the last person in this country to not see it you won't get it.
ReplyDeletera-tard
ReplyDeleteShould have known it was from The Hangover. I think I will order it this weekend.
ReplyDeleteJust because I haven't seen The Hangover doesn't make me a ra-tard.
ReplyDeletejust like the other lesbians do it, a strap-on.
ReplyDeleteif she joins, I wonder if she will get a satchel with skittles in it?
ReplyDeleteSo she'd bang the dog? Can you imagine if she tried to put a strap-on on the female dog? That would be hilarious.
ReplyDeletespurs, it does indeed make you a ra-tard. Sorry.
ReplyDeleteYou seriously don't want to rent it. You will want to buy it.
ReplyDeleteI have it downloaded on the ps3 in blueray from a free website and I own the regular dvd so i can watch it in my bedroom too.
Well, now that kinkyb!tch has joined in the chorus, it's a must I see that movie.
ReplyDeleteDo you sleep with the dvd box?
ReplyDeleteshe wears a harness in case someone wants to drag her around? what?
ReplyDeleteExactly. I was about to mention that kinkyb!tch. You could drag her around.
ReplyDeletespurs, yes buy it. I believe Target has it on sale right now, but not advertised. Get it, you will laugh your ass off. And you will fall in love with Bradley Cooper.
ReplyDeleteYes she will. She will also get some ruffies and jager too and become a blood brother.
ReplyDeletethey are not roofies, they are floories, remember? Black Doug said so.
ReplyDeleteWe would have to keep her away from baby Carlos though (Alan was right, that kid is a Carlos all the way).
Well, what I can do is order it kinkyb!tch, DVR it, and then have it for as long as I want.
ReplyDeleteYep, using my brain.
or you can get it from the library, upload it to your computer and burn a copy.
ReplyDeleteAll free.
Using my smarter brain.
I bought it at blockbuster for $15 when it first came out. Ordering it on tv is just a waste of money. You can really go back and watch it again and again and catch little parts that you missed before.
ReplyDeletespeaking of Carlos, did anyone freak out when they saw Heather Graham breastfeed him? She has silver dollar areolas. I woulda never guessed.
ReplyDeleteBut then you factor in gas and time, it's better to pay $3.99 without going anywhere kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeletewalk your lazy ass, Spurs. Get some exercise and some sunshine.
ReplyDeleteDG,
ReplyDeleteThat's why you record it. They have this cool invention called a Digital Video Recorder.
where is elfie? i want to know if she wants to meet me at a club in scottsdale on saturday. we will have the best time ever.
ReplyDeleteThanks Coach Kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteDoesn't really bother me when it comes from an e-adulterer.
ReplyDeleteLMAO!! Spurs, admit it, that is going to go down in spursfansays.com history, for sure!!
ReplyDeleteDon't forget when DG mentioned her drool lube and when I told everyone how you got dumb 'cause she drooled in your ear while sucking onthem and it seeped into your brain.
ahahahaahhaahahhahahahahhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
But then you only have it on that dvr. I can watch it anywhere I want to. I have brought it to work and I have brought it to friends houses. Your fancy little dvr can't do that.
ReplyDeleteI like how you laughed at your own joke.
ReplyDeletespurs. again, i do not know what you are refering to. you really should learn how to decipher the difference between sarcasm and truth. in addition, i am the spursfansays.com secretary-no such details are included.
ReplyDeleteDG:
ReplyDeleteI'm envious.
The site name should now be ra-tardfuckersays.com.
ReplyDeleteOr toocheaptobuythehangoversays.com.
ReplyDeletethat is what I said, rename the site to ratradfuckersays.com. you would get WAY more hits, dude.
ReplyDeleteSpurs doesn't realize he isn't the only ra-tard fucker in this world. These people can come to this site and relate and tell their stories of sorrow and despair like spurs did. I think it would be very therapeutic for all of them.
ReplyDeleteDG:
ReplyDeleteI like your ideas for site names. I'll see what I can do about changing the name.
kinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'm crying.
I wanna shit on these bitches
ReplyDeleteDG:
ReplyDeleteThat's a marketing plan. I'd say I'd find it odd than you and the harlet don't know what I was talking about, but after reading about the guys you have both been with, it doesn't surprise me.
Understandable anonymous.
ReplyDeletespurs-serious talk here. you are having sex with a woman and she cannot tell that you faked an orgasm? You would not question her mental status? Seriously? I don't know about you, but the male orgasms I have encountered involve toes curling, loud moaning/groaning (usually a thank you is tucked somewhere in there too), shaky legs, and pale knuckles. How can you fake all that and she not know?
ReplyDeleteAnd I am not a harlot.
Scamp:
ReplyDeleteIt's not like I put on some loud display. It's just some women are lousy lays, and after awhile I've had enough, and then just pull out. When she asks, "Did you cum?" And then I lie and say I did. You can't tell me every guy you've been with makes a lot of noises when he cums. That's just ridiculous kinkyb!tch.
Spurs,
ReplyDeleteI don't know what you are talking about saying I don't know what you're talking about.
Me neither. It's like the Twilight Zone.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite part is when a guy is finishing inside me. There is pulsing and trembling that follow that last real hard thrust. Plus I generally stick with the same guy so you kind of get to know them and what they want and how they finish.
ReplyDeleteAre you telling me you can fake that?
Someone likes unprotected sex, and her name is DG.
ReplyDeleteTell me careless, did you have unprotected sex with 2 month, crying family man?
ReplyDeleteYou can get that same feeling through a rubber. But yes, I do prefer unprotected sex. Who doesn't? It doesn't mean I get it like that all the time but sticking with the same guy it's much more likely to happen.
ReplyDeleteNo, I only had sex with him a few times and lost interest.
ReplyDeleteJust a few times over a couple of months? That's right, he probably spent the first few weeks humping your leg. I still find that funny. In a sad way.
ReplyDeleteAre you trying to say you have never had unprotected sex?
ReplyDeleteWell, I did say I didn't have sex with him the first few weeks I met him, as well as I was a flight attendant only in town half the time, and the last two weeks of being with him I lost interest. My lack of interest in sex with him is what triggered his jealousy of thinking someone was at my place as well as the desperate attempt at saying how much he does like me and wants to marry me.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I didn't think you had sex with him the first few weeks. That's way I wrote that.
ReplyDeleteHey, you know Obama is giving his State of the Union Address tonight?
ReplyDeleteYou never answered my question. Do you think you can fake that?
ReplyDeleteThat's boring. I will read the headlines tomorrow and get all I need to know. I just can't get into politics. It feels like a waste of time and energy. It's not like watching it will change things to the way I want them. If I can't control something, I just roll with it and accept it.
ReplyDeleteThat's true. You make a good point. I was just wondering if you knew it was on tonight. I think I might watch some of it, but you are right, as soon as it is over all the highlights will be on the news.
ReplyDeleteSo in all my inexperience I know something then don't I? Maybe the ra-tard just amused you pretending like she believed you or just was glad you fake finished too to get it over with.
ReplyDeletePeople just get so worked up over it. I understand they are upset over how taxes are spent but all that time spent arguing about it is just useless time. I would rather waste my time on a pointless website talking about pointless shit than watch the state of the union.
ReplyDeleteI knew it was on. I have friends on fb obsessed with that shit so I will be reading plenty of extremely right/left wing opinions of it all and I don't care about any of it.
" I would rather waste my time on a pointless website talking about pointless shit than watch the state of the union."
ReplyDeleteWell, I appreciate that. And you seem to run into quite the material on facebook and myspace. From horoscopes to politcal opinons to "Do you like me?" crap.
I was referring to age. The age range I have had is from 17 (dating back to when I was 17) to 30. The guys close to 30 I wouldn't say were bad and can last but the younger guys can come back for round 2,3,4, etc. more quickly. The older a guy is the more recovery time he needs.
ReplyDeleteSometimes one 45 minute session is really good but having 5 45 minutes sessions is really fun sometimes too.
Yes, I have quite a diverse group on fb and I think I only have 42 friends on there.
ReplyDeleteIt's like Dear Abby.
ReplyDeleteYou should start up an advice column.
ReplyDelete42 friends on facebook? How many on the other crap site Myspace?
ReplyDeleteYes, I should. By using the word 'sessions' made it so much classier too.
ReplyDeleteJust another thing to add to my resume of everything!
The offers should start pouring in.
ReplyDeleteI think 80 on myspace.
ReplyDeleteI know you are social network illiterate but 42/80 friends on either of those is a real low number.
I know that.
ReplyDeleteSo you do know something about the internet other than Nik and Drew. Well, besides all that corrupted porn you download on your dad's computer.
ReplyDeleteYep, it appears so.
ReplyDeleteAnd I know how to set up a "pointless website."
ReplyDeleteYes, you do. But I am here so now there is a point.
ReplyDeleteI have taught you about life, how girls know when you finish, politics being a waste of time, and basic facts about other websites.
You should be paying me for this shit.
How much do you want?
ReplyDeleteIf someone ate a bite of a pot brownie and took a cotton swab drug test 2 weeks later will she pass the test?
ReplyDeleteMore than likely. It doesn't go back that far. Now a blood test or hair test or U.A., and she would be screwed.
ReplyDeleteI just looked up cotton swab drug tests to be sure. It goes back 48 hous max.
ReplyDelete*hours*
ReplyDeleteshe said she didn't even feel anything from it. So I think she should be fine too.
ReplyDeleteShe'll be fine.
ReplyDeletethe only thing i can say about this chick is: crazy in the head, crazy in the bed.
ReplyDeleteI hear you, and at first I was thinking the same thing. But you know being this chick thinks she's an animal, she probably doesn't take that good of care of herself. As far as hygiene.
ReplyDeletei have a feeling nothing is off limits with this chick.
ReplyDeleteProbably not.
ReplyDeletegive this broad a flea dip and youre good to go.
ReplyDeletebut that emo kate gosselin hair has got to go.
ReplyDeleteJust take her to a pet groomer, and they'll fix her up. Probably put a little bow in there too.
ReplyDeletei used to have a thing for goth chicks back in the day. they are the most fun in bed. i loved them.
ReplyDeleteI think some goth women are attractive.
ReplyDeleteman, i had all kinds of great times with goth broads. ok...lets talk about something else before i begin to sound like cbt.
ReplyDeleteWhat's on your mind?
ReplyDeletejust all the crazy shit they would agree to. for the most part, they didnt have any inhibitions.
ReplyDeletewhat would you do if you ran into this chick at del taco?
ReplyDeleteI have a suspiscion DG is very familiar with peanut butter and german shephersa.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny anonymous.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up CBT? Didn't your lady leave today?
ReplyDeletei wonder if she eats her own shit like a dog does?
ReplyDeleteAnd what did you think of this girl's Wolf poster? You want one?
ReplyDeleteGood question anonymous.
ReplyDeleteyeah, I just got back from putting her on a plane.
ReplyDeleteI'm engaged.
ReplyDeleteCool. You take some pictures of her?
ReplyDeleteWhat? You got engaged?
ReplyDeleteY'all will never see pictures of the her. Kinda like my ex-wife.
ReplyDeleteshe would probably love cbts wolf tattoo. and then the 3 wolf shirt? its like a trifecta in mystical wolf power. but shes 12 years too old for cbt.
ReplyDeleteI'm engaged.
ReplyDeleteThat's hilarious anonymous.
ReplyDeleteDid you read that anonymous? CBT's engaged.
ReplyDeleteno comment. HAHAHA!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm going to Augusta in March to TELL her daddy.
ReplyDeletecbt, wear a tuxedo tshirt to your wedding. that would be awesome.
ReplyDeleteHow old is this chick CBT?
ReplyDeleteAnd I think that's cool you are going to marry your make believe woman.
ReplyDeleteAnon, that kinda shit would've been for my first wife, I really didn't like her much. Number was a saint, she just didn't like my girlfriend. This one is the last one. There's been a bunch of stuff I haven't talked about here, and won't, go on the last couple of weeks.
ReplyDeleteisnt the rule in the backwoods something like; something old (cbt), something new (freshly dug grave), something borrowed (shovel), something blue (your nuts)?
ReplyDelete*Number two*
ReplyDeleteAnonymous, lick my cods.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, lick 'em, too.
ReplyDeleteErin's 23, Spurs.
ReplyDeletewear mossy oak camo. just go all out since this will be your last.
ReplyDelete"isnt the rule in the backwoods something like; something old (cbt), something new (freshly dug grave), something borrowed (shovel), something blue (your nuts)?"
ReplyDeleteThat was awesome.
23?
ReplyDeleteHer dad is going to shoot you.
is that the one fozzie bear said was going to be the mother of your son?
ReplyDeleteHer pic is on Drew's site, from back in July.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous:
ReplyDeleteWe need to get that pic.
"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDelete23?
Her dad is going to shoot you."
I really doubt it, not that he has a choice. His baby girl loves me, and what Erin wants, Erin gets.
done deal spurs. i got it.
ReplyDelete"put her on a plane".
ReplyDeleteDid you make her wear the Unaccompanied Minor necklace all the way to the gate? Most kids are embarassed by that thing.
Anonymous, it's Old Bear, and yes.
ReplyDeletelol. unaccompanied minor.
ReplyDeleteDG, she makes you look like RQ.
ReplyDeleteoh yeah. i meant toad bear. sorry, my mistake.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny DG.
ReplyDelete"Toad Bear?"
ReplyDeleteGood one. But it's Old Racist Bear.
cb, do you ever stop to think that you fulfill these 'prophecies' that gummi bear sees in his crystal ball?
ReplyDeleteIt's been good two days. I'm soooo glad to see y'all are all so happy for me.
ReplyDeleteIndians have a right to be racist.
ReplyDeleteCBT,
ReplyDeleteIf you are so proud of who this girl is and what she looks like why would you not want to post a picture of the two of you together?
Great question DG. I'd certainly like to see a formal announcement by CBT.
ReplyDeleteI should have a drive time show on our station in Searcy in March and one in Texarkana in April. I'm gonna use Toby Keith's "How Do You Like Me Now?" as the theme song.
ReplyDelete"DG said...
ReplyDeleteCBT,
If you are so proud of who this girl is and what she looks like why would you not want to post a picture of the two of you together?"
Respect. Since all you date are teenage boys, I'm sure you wouldn't understand that.
It's always good to announce your engagement with a bitter undertone.
ReplyDeleteHey CBT, if this woman makes you happy, I'm happy for you. But that doesn't mean you aren't going to get ragged on.
ReplyDeleteSo will the wedding registry be at Toys-R-Us?
toby keith? wow! whats next? jethro tull? so anyway, more about this nude bare. does he ever tell you shit that just blows your mind? maybe things like: tomorrow morning you will have breakfast.
ReplyDeletei know that would make me shit my pants.
DG, I love you to death for your wit and your Spurs abuse, but if you look up "cunt" in the dictionary I'm sure it has your picture. You could learn a thing or two from Pamela and Elfie.
ReplyDeletehahaha...ok. cbt, that was a good one.
ReplyDeleteNo. I don't consider 30 a teenager.
ReplyDeleteHow much did you pay for her?
"I always dreamed about living in your radio How do you like me now?'
ReplyDeleteState of the Union address intro so far with OBama.. Somebody please tell this idot that he's not still running for President..
ReplyDeleteCBT,
ReplyDeleteHave you ever googled the term 'full of shit' because when you do it will list pages and pages of your stories.
so cbt, is sugar bear going to be your best mang?
ReplyDelete"DG said...
ReplyDeleteNo. I don't consider 30 a teenager.
How much did you pay for her?"
Not a dime. But I would've if I had to. At least she has some cash value beyond a bar girl $2.00 rose.
Anonymous:
ReplyDeleteExactly. He's still in campaign mode.
DG, google "potential bitter old maid" after the first two pages of RQ pics, you pop up.
ReplyDeleteI don't doubt you met someone cbt. That's cool. But I believe you add some make believe to your fairy tales.
ReplyDeleteso cbt, if you were still on the market would you consider wolfie blackheart?
ReplyDeleteShe had him at the wolf poster anonymous.
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteso cbt, is sugar bear going to be your best mang?"
I haven't thought far enough in advance to care about who my best man will be. Old Bear is dying of cancer, but he wouldn't be a choice anyway.
CBT,
ReplyDeleteBelieve me, far from bitter about anything. I'm about the most positive happiest person you could ever meet in real life. But with that I'm also not afraid to express my opinion.
you sound a little defensive dg.
ReplyDeleteso cbt, back to wolfie blackheart. yay or nay?
ReplyDelete"DG said...
ReplyDeleteI don't doubt you met someone cbt. That's cool. But I believe you add some make believe to your fairy tales."
DG, I use this forum to talk about shit that I can't or won't in real life. I don't embellish shit. Erin and I had been dating off and on a ll summer and fall, a very loose realtionship. She went back to Augusta for Christmas vacation and her ex boyfriend showed up Christmas day and proposed to her and she accepted. I gave her a long distance kiss on the cheek and told her to go be happy. I moped around for a couple of weeks and realized I actualy loved her. I talked to Elfie about it and Elfie asked me, "Well does she konow you love her?" I told Elfie probably not. Elfie spent a couple of weeks telling me to tell her. I finally did. All Erin said was, "Where do we go from here?" I said, "Get your ass on a plane back here, we need to talk?" She did. You know the rest of the story.
Yes, the rest of the story is you got engaged, you'll go talk to her dad and be met with a 21 gun salute.
ReplyDelete(I threw that in there because of your military background. Hope you appreciate that CBT)
Anon,
ReplyDeleteI asked for a picture of the two of them and I get called a cunt for it.
Why is it CBT can never back up a story?
cbt, nope. not always. so how much chloroform did it take to get in erins pants?
ReplyDelete"DG said...
ReplyDeleteCBT,
Believe me, far from bitter about anything. I'm about the most positive happiest person you could ever meet in real life. But with that I'm also not afraid to express my opinion."
I belive that DG. You know I like the shit outta you, just be happy for me without giving me the same shit you give Spurs, at least about this.
I'm happy for you CBT. Seriously.
ReplyDeletei dont think he directly called you a cunt dg. he just stated that you were the definition of one. i would also like to see a pic of them 2 together...in the same pic.
ReplyDeletebe back soon.
ReplyDelete"DG said...
ReplyDeleteAnon,
I asked for a picture of the two of them and I get called a cunt for it.
Why is it CBT can never back up a story?"
DG, your a cunt, but I mean that in a positive way. I'll never post a picture of someone I care about on the net. I sent a pic of Erin to Drew's site back when I did, because it was during a time we weren't dating. I don't take pictures of myself or allow them to be taken often. I'm sure not doing it to gratify a bunch of bloggers. If you doubt what I say, sorry, but that ain't my problem.
So would you be pissed if I post a picture of her with an congratulatory engagement announcement?
ReplyDeleteSame difference, anon.
ReplyDeleteCBT portrays himself as Hugh Hefner. Except hef is famous, has lots of money, and does not live in the backwoods or arkansas.
It's all a bit unrealistic.
CBT, I'm happy for you just as I was happy that Cinderella and Prince Charming lived happily ever after.
Spurs, I prefer you didn't.
ReplyDeleteDG, I do wonder how happily ever after is gonna work out. One hurdle at a time.
DG, I don't portray myself as Hef. Y'all are the ones who seem to pick that comparison. I would never fuck Kendra, for example. I'm not wealthy, but I'm far from poor. Stop buying into RQ's shit. I've got half a 160 acre ranch, 80 head of cattle, I live in a house I inherited from my grandmother and I make a decent living selling radio advertising.
ReplyDeleteI'm also on my way to being Arkansas famous. I know, I know.
ReplyDeleteWhat if spurs blurred our her face like I did when I posted BH?
ReplyDeleteShe does look good CBT.
ReplyDelete*out*
ReplyDeleteI'll go ahead and correct that for you DG.
DG, if you want to see what she looks like, go look at Drew's site.
ReplyDeleteYeah, dig through a few months DG.
ReplyDeleteI did well, Spurs. I really didn't think she'd say yes.
ReplyDeleteMiracles happen CBT.
ReplyDeleteI don't think you don't have any money cbt. But I think Kendra is hot. Bullshit that you wouldn't fuck her if given an opportunity.
ReplyDeleteShe's not related to him DG.
ReplyDeleteAllmy girls have been pretty Spurs. Remember what I said about chasing women and selling cars?
ReplyDeleteYou did both?
ReplyDeleteI don't feel like going through pages of drew's nonsense.
ReplyDeleteShe is not even a 2nd cousin?
DG, in the real world, your opinion has as much substance as a fart has in a Texas tornado.
ReplyDeleteThat's what I'm saying DG. Screw that.
ReplyDelete