Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Dirtygirl thinks she has a sense of humor
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E-mail from Dirtygirl: It's weird. After all the shit you talked yesterday I get an email from "anonymous" (if they were male or female I don't know) saying the writing of this song was inspired by you?
First off, I don't think an "anonymous" sent that to you. I think you spent most of the evening looking for some help in trying to rip me (kinkyb!tch must be busy dreaming of "e-babies" and other LAME-O visions), and you came across this. Then you got all giddy, like you were at a bar and some drunk guy came up to you looking for a one night stand (if only that lush knew you've only been with juveniles, he wouldn't even have wasted his sad time), and then your ego got a boost. For no reason.
This is funny though, I'll give you some credit DG.
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You should feel special that a video like this was made for you and one of your biggest fans took the time to email it to me.
ReplyDeleteIt's probably the most attention a girl has ever given you. Enjoy your moment. You deserve it.
Once again, I'm pretty sure nobody e-mailed this to you. But you can stick with that story.
ReplyDeleteThe video was funny though.
I could picture a gaggle of moms sending this around in a chain e-mail.
ReplyDeleteThis actually was posted on the dirty a long time ago. So blame Nik Richie not a gaggle of moms.
ReplyDeleteOh really? That's lame.
ReplyDeleteI posted it on my exboyfriends myspace when it was new and pulled it from there.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny. What did he think of that?
ReplyDeleteHe thought it was funny. Thats the same one I set up the gay ringtone for.
ReplyDeleteYeah, that is funny.
ReplyDeleteDid he ever try to prank you?
ReplyDeletehey spursies.
ReplyDeleteHello Pam. Did you watch this video?
ReplyDeleteI'm really hoping the cubs are going to stay here for spring training.
ReplyDeleteAre they talking about moving? I don't think the Grapefruit league is moving.
ReplyDeleteAren't they in Mesa?
ReplyDeleteOh, I was wrong about the Grapefruit League. That's the league in Florida. I had to google that to make sure.
ReplyDeleteYeah, AZ is the Cactus League. I only really pay attention to the Grapefruit because of the Braves.
ReplyDeleteThey are talking about moving it to Florida. We find out tomorrow. They want to build another stadium to keep them here. They want to call it Wrigleyville West which I think is a cool name. It's like a little piece of home!
ReplyDeleteThat would be a neat name. Especially if they threw up some ivy and had some bleacher seats. Even though I'm not a fan, I'd still like to check out Wrigley Field.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm pretty sure they will stay there.
How far is Mesa from you?
ReplyDeleteIt's not too far. 20 minutes maybe unless there is traffic.
ReplyDeleteThat would be cool. You actually go and see them play in Spring Training?
ReplyDeleteAnd on Sunday while I was reading the paper, I was thinking that it would be great to get a baseball team here in San Antonio. I know we won't get a football team until Houston leaves again, but to get a baseball team would be great. But then as I was thinking about it, I kind of realized it's never going to happen.
ReplyDeleteYou should make a team.
ReplyDeleteOut of what? Where would we play? In a park? I don't have enough money to build a $300 million baseball stadium. I know that might surpise you.
ReplyDeleteIt can be like that 80's movie where the ghosts come back. Maybe your parents will lend you their backyard?
ReplyDeleteYou mean Field of Dreams? Just full of comedy tonight, aren't you? But I'll ask them. And then I'll ask them to plant a corn field out back as well.
ReplyDeleteYeah, that's it. I was too lazy to look up the name.
ReplyDeleteBut you live in texas. I thought those were standard in every backyard.
Uber femi-nazi post, not that funny, not ironic, not even interesting until the blonde's tit was hanging out of her sundress over the water fountain. What the song doesn't tell us that she will have no more money for rent, car insurance, or vacations to hawaii, and lots of receptionist jobs, and date nights bowling with Jersey Shore rejects, until finally deciding that she would rather get herself off with the pocket rocket and live the good life off jew-fro's success than continue living on an office slag's wages...meanwhile jewfro response to the song: "Bad Sex? But I DID get off, so why is she complaining?"
ReplyDeleteDG:
ReplyDeleteNo, they aren't.
Not that Anonymous:
ReplyDeleteThat was a great interpretation of this video. Great call.
Uber sensitive Anonymous,
ReplyDeleteI think you need to step away from the internet and make good use out of that pocket rocket.
I don't really think Jew-fro was paying her rent. I think he was more portrayed as the struggling actor so wrapped up in himself to notice anything else around him.
ReplyDeleteI think she will move on and find great sex with a real man and live happily ever after.
love love love love love
ReplyDeleteDG:
ReplyDeleteThat's about as realistic as Field of Dreams.
Pam:
ReplyDeleteAre you in love or what?
DG,
ReplyDelete:) I am not particularly sensitive, don't really see how that fits to dig on me for that. Besides, women always think they own this topic. Note I slammed the guy too, just to be fair...just saying women trade sex for economic security, men trade the umbrella of economic security for easy to get sex of marriage and relationships, and we trade on status and game for the illicit more difficult to get sex with the secretary pool, watiresses, etc. That action is way more interesting, so therefore we put the effort in it. So next time you are not happy with the sexual output of your man, just remember, he is probably having good sex somewhere, and its not with you, then guess what...
I don't get the pocket rocket dig either..was that said in haste just to throw any insult up, or did it have a point, like calling me a girl, or calling me gay or something? I am not getting it. I must be slow...
I don't think you are slow, not that Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteI am sad.
ReplyDeleteThis guy I dated for a while last year and would always go back to
is getting married
how do I feel about that ? thats not fair .
I'm heartbroken for you.
ReplyDeleteis that sarcasm
ReplyDeletefuck you
ReplyDeleteI am going to puke because I am still hungover =(
ReplyDeleteStill? What did you do? Inject booze in your veins?
ReplyDeleteThanks Spurs. I try not to be...
ReplyDeletePam, sorry to hear that. You are a kooky girl, but in the most endearing way. You will be fine. Sorry your heart is hurting.
I don't know the guy is now saying I took 13 shots
ReplyDeleteI guess I am just coming back to life at this point
thanks anonymous
where are you from
No problem. I like the term "kooky" too.
ReplyDeletekooky is cute
ReplyDeleteFrom 'Zona, Pam.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, I think it fits her. I try to judge people on how they treat others, not how many scrapes they put themselves in. I can't hate on somebody for making bad decisions, I've made enough in my life for two people. She is always pleasant to anyone not attacking her, and that tells me something about a person. Just a little off, like Natalie Portman in Garden State, or Audrey H. in Breakfast at Tiffany's. She'll find her way.
Maybe. With a great GPS system.
ReplyDeleteI'm just playing around Pam. And not that Anonymous, I thought that was nice of you to write.
ReplyDeletePam, I don't mean kooky in a bad way at all, kooky is cute in your case. Kooky is not malicious, its cute and goofy; whereas there's a certain antagonist of yours that is bizarre which is scary and goofy. Big difference.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, Good one! That's funny. She'll be ok. She does get more likeable the further she puts the faux celebrity in the rear view mirror. The dirty was not kind to her.
ReplyDeleteI got to hit the rack, I have to get some work done tomorrow. Was slacking off in New Orleans over the weekend. G'night spurs....
Thanks. And you are right. Thedirty wasn't kind to her.
ReplyDeleteWell, good night, and thanks for coming by. Hope you had fun in New Orleans.
Sensitive Anonymous,
ReplyDeleteSometimes songs, poems, movies, even comments are written out of sarcasm and humor just to get a laugh which was the case with this video.
The pocket rocket was just a suggestion to make you relax and not take everything so seriously. Life is more fun that way. But carry on if that's what you like with your overanyalytical ways.
what the hell?
ReplyDeleteWhat do you mean? The video?
ReplyDeleteSome guys are just sucky in bed, my ex was the worst sex I ever had. He was like the little engine that could, he tried really hard but never did get up that hill. Even when it was his best effort it was still mediocre.
ReplyDeletePammy-cakes~ I'm sorry you're sad.
How long did you stay with your ex Streets?
ReplyDeletewell i puts it down, fah sho... If anybody doesnt believe me, ill go by elfies house and prove it and she can tell everyone
ReplyDeleteI don't think she's going to go for that.
ReplyDeleteFa sho. Thought I'd use some of your jargon, Snow.
ReplyDeleteThis is the one who was posted on drewls site... about 1 1/2 yrs.
ReplyDeleteI don't think I ever saw him Streets.
ReplyDeleteI was seeing this one guy for a couple months a few years ago. The first few weeks I knew him we didn't have sex but his kissing wasn't that great and when he would grind on me it would always be on my leg to the point where it just hurt but he would be all into it. He just never knew how to get anything right even with help. I tried, but I think he will forever be a lost soul.
ReplyDeleteHe'd grind your leg? First Streets gotten bitten on the leg by some clown, and now you were humped on your leg.
ReplyDeletePriceless.
Did these guys have fleas too?
ReplyDeleteyo spurs you know how i do kid, informer yaknowirubyaboomboomdown
ReplyDeleteHe had never even gone down on a girl before he met me. He was 27! He said he didn't think it was that important.
ReplyDeleteI have to admit, I did like that song at the time Wopness.
ReplyDelete"KB said...
ReplyDeleteWop-if I sucked your cock you would not count on my list. No way. you are trippin'"
If I guy asks how many people you have been with and you omit these actions, you are being misleading and fraudulent..
Just Sayin
Spurs: I liked it to, no shame in that... catchy
ReplyDeleteDG:
ReplyDeleteJust think of the woman who ends up marrying that guy.
Wopness it was catchy.
ReplyDeleteHe was divorced when I met him. About a month and a half into dating him he was telling me how he wanted to marry me.
ReplyDeleteThe next day I told him I am not the marrying type and probably will never get married and I was going to move away from arizona even though i just got there 8 months ago at the time. He broke up with me the next day because we were heading in different directions. I was so relieved! An hour later he knocked on my door again crying, yes crying, that he made a mistake and wanted to get back together. I declined the offer.
DG!!!!! I'm pretty sure we are dating the same guys... my ex also used to do that too. He lived in PHX for a year too.
ReplyDeleteWas he in the air force too?
ReplyDeletenot the crying... the grinding. although once he did knock in my door and then came in uninvited to cry on my couch after he tried to call me 3 nights in a row and I didn't answer.
ReplyDeleteNo and he has never been married, different guy same M.O. I guess.
ReplyDeleteI remember on new years eve that year we stayed at my parents house and the next morning I got called out to work. I was still a flight attendant at the time. So I get up and leave and he stays at my parents house. I understand he liked my family but we were just not at the level yet.
ReplyDeleteI think you let one get away DG. I really liked the story you told him about moving out of AZ.
ReplyDeleteThat's weird DG. I once dated a guy who married every woman he slept with, he had just been divorced for the 4th time... I made sure I never slept with him.
ReplyDeleteThe worst part about that situation was he lived below me. So I couldn't get rid of him completely. I would go to the pool and then he would. My mom would show up and he would hang out with my mom. I would go upstairs and he would stay with her.
ReplyDeleteHe knocked on my door a few days before our "talk". We were supposed to be going out for lunch and I had just got out of the shower. He comes in and starts walking all over my little apartment and then asks to use the bathroom. He then confessed he thought he heard a man's voice in my apt when he knocked on my door. He heard the tv! He lived right below me and I was getting ready to go out with him. Why would I have another guy over?
So when you broke up after a whopping two months, did you run into him quite a bit?
ReplyDeleteYes, almost for a year after that. I ended up moving to another apartment on the other side of the complex in the middle of my lease.
ReplyDeleteThat is exactly why I don't like to bring guys over to my house... they are like cats if they remember where you live they will keep coming back.
ReplyDeleteDG:
ReplyDeleteSmart move.
Nice analogy Streets.
ReplyDelete"Elfie said...
ReplyDeleteThat is exactly why I don't like to bring guys over to my house... they are like cats if they remember where you live they will keep coming back."
I dont appreciate that remark considering my previous post on this thread!
lol
Yeah, she pretty much just dissed you.
ReplyDeleterude huh?
ReplyDeleteI'd say so. I don't think she has manners Wopness, it might be why she ends up with tools.
ReplyDeleteThat was directed to the general male population Wop... you are excluded from that statement. I was having the weirdiest dream this morning when my alarm woke me.
ReplyDeleteLOL @ Spurs
ReplyDeleteElfie - Oh okay, much better. So what was I wearing in the dream?
You were taking oyster shots off of my naked body...
ReplyDeleteUmmmm you weren't in it but damn near everyone else I've ever known was, it was a total cluster fuck of weirdness. I cannot even articulate the bizareness of that dream.
I hate those
ReplyDeleteOyster shots?
ReplyDeleteelfie-did I just read on the last thread that you have never quite came?! Sonofabitch, I am going to FYLTWIA. A lot. You will cum just fine, trust me sweetheart.
ReplyDeleteWop-misleading my ass. You are playing the typical man card there, you guys can be "pimps" but a woman pulls the same tricks and she's a ho. It is not sex.
And let's clarify something else-a blowjob means a man has to come. If it doesn't happen, it doesn't count.
Hello kinkyb!tch. What did your acronym mean?
ReplyDeleteI like your acronym kinkyb!tch. As far as me? Not much. Eating some lemon chicken.
ReplyDeleteHow about you?
And I agree with you. I liked not that anonymous's opinion on the video.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny Wopness.
ReplyDeleteMy plans for the weekend:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czbbXA7qAhk
KB you are part of said plan...
elfie-please do include me in those plans, just make sure you pull my hair when you slap me and when you put your hands around my neck, start off gently (that way i can beg for it harder).
ReplyDeleteThanks doll.
And while you are doing that, you two can watch The L Word.
ReplyDeletethere will be no watching tv unless it is because i have hooked up the camera to display as it records.
ReplyDeletebesides, it doesnt count if we live in different area codes.
I'm pretty sure it counts. But it's nice to see you have another quirky rule there kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteI really like Starlight.
ReplyDeleteWhat's that?
ReplyDeletea song by Muse
ReplyDeleteThanks Samantha Ronson.
ReplyDeleteIf I were a lesbian I'd be a better looking one... Portia Di Rossi
ReplyDeleteAnd kinkyb!tch can be your Ellen DeGeneres.
ReplyDeleteNo she'll be my Casey Johnson but undead... I also like Uprising, it's super catchy at the beginning
ReplyDeleteSo you'd be Tela Tequila?
ReplyDeleteNo... I already told you I am Portia Di Rossi, we are making a super power lesbian couple. Fuck that... she's herself and I'm herself, we are already perfection personified.
ReplyDeleteWell, if that's the case, I'll contact Webster's Dictionary and have them change the definition of the word perfection.
ReplyDeleteI like this video...
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xd-HRp7nerQ&feature=related
yes... I... do...
I agree. That video is good.
ReplyDeleteI like this one
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
Good one man.
ReplyDeleteWop... you are a dork. I actually like that song.
ReplyDelete"We're no strangers to love, you know the rules and SO DO I (do i, do i) haha"
this one the shit for real
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flIV1N4OmaU&feature=related
I like the song I belong to you by Muse, but the one I listen to says it is the New Moon remix, so idk if the original is different?
ReplyDeleteCheck this one out Wopness:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3kdcUDoroQ
spurs, you should grow your hair out like that video wop posted.
ReplyDeletemy rules are not quirky, they are legit. they were written on the wall of a bar bathroom stall. totally legit.
That's not going to happen.
ReplyDelete"my rules are not quirky, they are legit. they were written on the wall of a bar bathroom stall. totally legit."
Can't get more legit than that kinkyb!tch.
both songs are dumb, wop/spurs. they are nothing like britney's song trouble or lace and leather.
ReplyDeletei know, right? you will never guess whose phone number was right next to the rules.
ReplyDeleteJenny's.
Trouble (Spurs, you had a danceathon to this, remember?): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9FJmzDFbfk
ReplyDeleteLace and Leather:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0byncke71iE
do not make me sing them here in this forum.
Or this
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCjSyUXGGxQ&feature=related#movie_player
Spurs I think you were going for the music, were as I was focusing on the cinematography
ReplyDeleteexcuse me wop, where is your excitement for britney's links?
ReplyDeleteyou didnt even listen! go backand listen and picture me and elfie pillow fighting in our panties.
ReplyDeleteand at the end elfie will look into your eyes and say 'watch me apply the pressure, all decked in lace and leather'
ReplyDeleteyeah you like that song now, dont you?
ReplyDeleteha!
I love that song now
ReplyDeleteit is your ringtone, isnt it?
ReplyDeletenot til i get video to attach to it
ReplyDeleteHmmm Wop... I think that looks disgusting all that flesh flying all over the place. So overt that I find it somewhat repulsive.
ReplyDeleteI putting files into the "dead files" this is so fun! (sense my sarcasm?)
kinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteI don't think I'll ever find myself dancing to a Britney Spears song.
elfie - I was thinking of the raunchiest videos I could remember... I wasnt exactly saying they are exhibits of beautiful art
ReplyDeleteWopness:
ReplyDeleteYou know Nelly banged all those chicks in that video.
"Put em on the Glass!" that was a work of art.
ReplyDeletePut um on the glass actually crossed my mind too! LOL
ReplyDelete