E-mail from Wopness: dude hottest chick on the planet or no?
Uh, no. She kind of looks like a man. And Wopness, I was able to track down her e-mail address. I sent her your pic and told her you are interested. She wrote back, "Tell the meter maid I'm not interested." I guarantee when she looked at your pic, her eyebrow curled up like it is above. As in, "Is this fake gold wearing fool serious?"
I don't know Wop..kinda tranny looking. Maybe it is the drawn on eyebrows? The RuPaul-esque hair? Something is not sitting well with me.
ReplyDeleteShe does have a nice ass though. I would slap it once or twice, if she slapped mine back of course.
Yeah, I think Wopness is into trannies. It does have a nice ass though.
ReplyDeleteWop-you have some work to do:
ReplyDeletekb said...
ooooh yeah, pathological liardom is difficult to deal with. Do you think one can grow out of that habit, or is it just stuck with them for life? Or does it depend on the person.
why were you a chronic asshole?
what is your favorite kind of sushi?
who has the best teppenyaki in Tucson?
do you like eegees?
what are your long-term goals for the future?
are you excited for Valentine's Day (as a father or as someone who is single)?
Alright Spurs, it is your turn.
what is your favorite color?
do you like sushi?
any good teppenyaki places in TX?
are you a tx native?
what did you want to be when you grew up?
I am so thankful that I am not thick in ass like that.
ReplyDeleteNo, no, no. There's only one question for Wop:
ReplyDeleteWhen did you discover you liked men?
BH!!! How are you??
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on Bitchhog?
ReplyDeletespurs, this is getting to know you Friday. I must learn all I can about my peers. I don't know Wop very well at all.
ReplyDeleteI am well, thank you! And yourself?
ReplyDeleteWHat is your favorite color?
position?
what did you want to be as a child?
Favorite ethnic food?
kinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteBlue, yes, yes, yes, and I wanted to be a stock broker when I was younger.
just slamming some coffee and a lean cuisine. and indulging in chocolate cake. then I am off...
ReplyDeleteHow is Le Spurs today?
Fine thanks, eating some enchiladas the ladies next door brought. And some tortillas, chips and rice.
ReplyDeleteRed
ReplyDeletewriter, artist, pilot, interior designer.
I love Sushi. I love Thai and Indian food. (curry..mmmm)
hot pink
ReplyDeletehmm. Depends on who I am with.
A doctor
Mexican
Bh:
where are you going?
what is your fave color?
do you like creamer in your coffee? what kind?
are you excited for Valentine's Day?
and I will try anything.
ReplyDeleteunless anon suggests it.
I am off to the Anthro dept.
ReplyDeletered. (and other fiery colors)
milk and sugar.
I like VD
KB, what country do you think has the hottest men?
ReplyDeleteSpurs and Wop like it when the ladies discuss hot men.
ReplyDeleteYeah Bitchhog, it's better than Christmas as a kid.
ReplyDeleteI would have to say Greece, although I have yet to be there. Italians are a close second though.
ReplyDeleteSpurs:
ReplyDeletedo you drink coffe? Creamer or milk/sugar?
are you looking forward to Valentine's Day?
have you ever been married?
do you want to?
kinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteI only answer a certain amount of questions per day.
THese are very personal questions and spurs likes to maintain a certain level of anonymity.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, let me apologize. Asking for such delicate information is a bit hasty for our relationship. What was I thinking?
ReplyDeleteLe BH, we go way back to our cholla days, so I can ask you..
ReplyDeletewhat is your favorite Lean Cuisine meal?
No problem kinkyb!tch. Our "relationship" is over though.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, let's be clear.
ReplyDeleteNo one dumps, Le kbeezy. Kbeezy does the celebratory ceremony announcing who is the latest to kick rocks.
Yours was held 3 Tuesday's ago. It was a blast!
It's too bad I didn't get an invite. I would have joined the celebration.
ReplyDeleteAnd thanks bitchhog, you are right. Oh, and the enchiladas ruled. I know you were wondering.
ReplyDeleteWhere's Wopness at? I hope he's not crying. First Streets told him to leave her alone, and now he finds out he can't even get a tranny.
ReplyDeleteYou were too busy cradling your balls while lying in the fetal position, the crumpled, engraved invite next to you.
ReplyDeleteI know I said I wouldn't tell anyone, but you are crossing the line here.
Thanks for taking the time to engrave it.
ReplyDeleteDon't be ridiculous, I wouldn't waste my time on such frivilous things for you. I had someone else do it while had a manicure.
ReplyDeleteSure you did.
ReplyDeleteWEAK
ReplyDeleteYou're right. The whole little story of an engraved invite was weak indeed.
ReplyDeletei like chicks with ass but when i see a chick with an ass this thick it makes me wonder if she can properly wipe.
ReplyDeletei bet her shits come out looking like pancakes.
ReplyDeleteNice thought anonymous.
ReplyDeleteKB:
ReplyDeletewhy were you a chronic asshole?
- knew she was a liar and didnt really want to be with her
what is your favorite kind of sushi?
-spicy crab tempura crunch roll w/ eel sauce
who has the best teppenyaki in Tucson?
- I like Takamatsu
do you like eegees?
- Not really
what are your long-term goals for the future?
- get rich or die trying
are you excited for Valentine's Day (as a father or as someone who is single)?
- no, that date has a horrible history for me having nothing to do with the “Holiday”
SPURS: You can call her a tranny all you want, but I bet you'd prematurely ejaculate if that broad even looked in your direction
Again I say KB's husband must be a real fucking loser..
ReplyDeleteSo what was Nik released from? I read his bs self serving post on the dirty with a elvis pic. Dude is a legend in his own mind.
lindsay, it was andy kaufman. not elvis.
ReplyDeleteSure Wopness, sure.
ReplyDeletepancakes? hah.
ReplyDeleteWop:
WHat is your favorite movie?
position?
what did you want to be as a child?
Favorite ethnic food?
which country has the most beautiful women?
aer you enjoying getting to know you friday?
Spurs, I forgot to mention earlier, that was nice of the ladies next door to bring you lunch. Make sure you send them a thank you card, or bake them cookies to show your appreciation.
ReplyDeleteI agree kinkyb!tch. They are nice to me. I show my gratitude by talking to them.
ReplyDeleteWHat is your favorite movie?
ReplyDelete-Godfather & Goodfellas
position?
-Reverse cowgirl
what did you want to be as a child?
-NBA player, then gangster
Favorite ethnic food?
Indian/Greek
which country has the most beautiful women?
- I havent traveled much, but I would guess Brazil
aer you enjoying getting to know you friday?
- I am, actually
you are the sweetest asshole anyone will ever meet, Spurs.
ReplyDeleteWop:
are you really going to get those shoes tomorrow?
do you have long term plans to stay in Tucson/AZ, or would you like to live somewhere else?
if money were no object, where would you like to visit?
are you really going to get those shoes tomorrow?
ReplyDelete-Yes
do you have long term plans to stay in Tucson/AZ, or would you like to live somewhere else?
- would love to live somewhere else, and have, but all my immediate family is here so I plan to stay here
if money were no object, where would you like to visit?
-Sicily
KB:
ReplyDeleteWHat is your favorite movie?
position?
what did you want to be as a child?
Favorite ethnic food?
which country has the most beautiful men?
do you like scary movies?
ReplyDeletechickflicks?
would you switch careers if you could?
why/why not?
why sicily as opposed to..Greenland (no spurs, it isn't a land filled with weed)?
Wop, pardon my bluntness, but please read all the comments before you partake in Get to know you Friday (as a question asker). I have answered all of these,w/the exception of #1.
ReplyDeleteThe Professional
Arc de Triomph
doctor
mexican
Greece, but Italy is a close second
What's up all? So what's the final word on Nik? Someone just kick his ass or what?
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Francis? Well, he referred to getting "OUT" so I don't know if that means he got his ass kicked and went to the hospital or got arrested.
ReplyDeleteWell, I'm sure the story will eventually come out.
ReplyDeleteAny big plans for the weekend Francis?
"Supposed to go to dinner with some of the wife's friends"
ReplyDeleteKinkyb!tch is probably going to start crying again when she reads that.
And yeah, I'm looking forward to the games this weekend.
Who you think will win this weekend Spurs?
ReplyDeleteWell, I thought the Cowboys and Chargers would win, so my opinion is worthless.
ReplyDeleteBut I'll go with the Colts and Vikings.
What do you think?
do you like scary movies?
ReplyDelete-Not really, they are corny
chickflicks?
-Some are alright if they have a good plot etc...
would you switch careers if you could?
-yes
why/why not?
-This business sucks ass, for real. Plus cooking is my passion
why sicily as opposed to..Greenland (no spurs, it isn't a land filled with weed)?
- I am of sicilian descent
I am schooling this "The Lawyer" on the Nik post.. Idiot can't be a lawyer if he can't even properly read a Supreme Court finding.
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking the same Spurs, but really hope New Orleans can pull it off.
ReplyDeleteWopness:
ReplyDeleteI saw the exchange earlier, let me check it again.
Francis:
ReplyDeleteYeah, it's just Minnesota's defense is so strong. But we'll see. It is in New Orleans, and that place is going to be loud.
spurs-I neva cry.
ReplyDeletewop-leave him alone, he is probably just a paralegal.
I have a pair of blue and white Jordan's that were given to me in 1997 but I never wore them. Do you think they are worth anything now?
ReplyDeleteDG - those are the Jordan 13's. Not very unique, not a collector's year, so the answer to your question is; they might be worth the sticker price at best ($130ish)
ReplyDeleteWopness:
ReplyDeleteYeah, I don't think the guy is going to respond back.
KB: love the "I neva cry"
ReplyDeletekinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteI doubt you "neva" cry.
Spurs: Probably not. He probably thought I was a blow hard who would be intimidated by the random citation of a Supreme Court Defamation case.
ReplyDeleteWopness:
ReplyDeleteIf he only could see your suspenders. Then he'd be intimidated.
I thought you would, Wop.
ReplyDeleteDg-sell those and let's go to Vegas in April, it will be awesome, I promise! ;)
Spurs-NEVA
Spurs: The suspenders are very intimating, they worked for Atticus Finch
ReplyDeleteBack in the 1960's.
ReplyDeleteyeah, but actually he used the ol three piece suit not the suspenders
ReplyDeleteI wasn't aware of that. It's been a long time since I've seen the movie, even longer since I read the book.
ReplyDeleteWhere's Streets been?
ReplyDeletedunno. ever since the fag limey she doesnt talk to me as much
ReplyDeleteWell, you know she has a new guy? He's a personal trainer. I call him Richard Simmons.
ReplyDeleteyeah I know who it is too. Real winner that one
ReplyDeletecloset case.
ReplyDeleteMaybe thats why she doesnt like me, shes into the closet cases
Oh yeah? Why do you say that?
ReplyDeletebaby daddy - gay
ReplyDeleteaustin powers - gay
personal trainer - gay
I understand that. I'm referring to the "real winner" comment.
ReplyDeleteGrade A dill hole
ReplyDeleteyou were right Spurs "The Lawyer" isnt coming back. I was just starting to have fun with him
ReplyDeleteTop Notch dipshit
ReplyDeleteYeah, he's not going to respond. He's probably thinking, "Maybe I should have gone to law school."
ReplyDeleteelfie is a fixer. She likes to fix broken things. I love her.
ReplyDeletei think she is in line for those Jordan's though. No doubt.
Kid's, it's been fun, but I must retire for a bit. Wop, I enjoyed getting to know you today. Perhaps we can continue another time, I am sure there is loads you would like to know about me.
Spurs-fuck you and your question limit. I didn't want to know any of that shit anyway.
DG-Vegas. April. We have to share a bed, but trust me, you want to be there.
"Spurs-fuck you and your question limit. I didn't want to know any of that shit anyway."
ReplyDeleteThanks for the lovely final thought.
I love Big Drew's extradinary large greg.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the cock talk once again "Pam."
ReplyDeleteCBT:
ReplyDeleteWhat are you referring to?
I mean Forrest, my bad.
ReplyDeleteHello
ReplyDeleteWhat's up man?
ReplyDeleteWatching 20/20 with that grand milf Barbara Walters you want so much........
ReplyDeleteWhat is your favorite movie?
ReplyDeleteTie. The Outlaw Josey Wales and True Romance.
position?
Mangement.
what did you want to be as a child?
An officer in the US Army, in command of a tank company, or a cowboy.
Favorite ethnic food?
Soul.
which country has the most beautiful women?
The good old USA. Rocket Queen is a hot bitch across the border.
Second choice, Thailand. Those girls are exquisite. They're 4'11", 96 pounds, 32 cup tits, pefectly sculpted bodies, and, Jesus those eyes. They're Buddhist, so they have absolutely no sexual inhibitions. Shit. I just described my youngest daughters mother.
do you like scary movies?
I wouldn't know, nothing really scares me except the vision of Rocket Queen heading toward me with love in her eye, brandishing her toothy vagina.
chickflicks?
More than I'd care to own up to.
would you switch careers if you could?
Just did a year ago.
why/why not?
Total fucking accident of fate.
why sicily as opposed to..Greenland
The Norsemen lied out their asses to keep the Danes and the Swedes out of ICEland, so they named Greenland what they did to mislead them.
I'd pick Sicily because the women there are pretty hot once you get them shaved.
why were you a chronic asshole?
I was born with a penis?
what is your favorite kind of sushi?
I tried that shit oncet and it looked like what I had in the bait bucket on my bass boat.
who has the best teppenyaki in Tucson?
Y'all are shittin' me, right?
do you like eegees?
What the fuck is an eegee? The width of Rocket Queen shoes?
what are your long-term goals for the future?
To die of a heart attack fuckin' an 18 year old stripper while I snort crank off the blade of a Kbar knife in the back seat of the Brono in the parking lot of the Royal 66.
are you excited for Valentine's Day (as a father or as someone who is single)?
Yes, because I just cut a spot for The Old Time Restaurant that includes the phrases, "she's a big gal, with a full set of teeth" and "They'd best be glad they ain't got no buffet".
Yeah, I want Barbara Walters.
ReplyDeleteI talked earlier with CBT. What in the heck is he rambling on about?
ReplyDeleteThanks for the rundown Forrest.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteCBT:
What are you referring to?"
Kb and bh. "What country has the hottest men". I suspect kb is a big fan of "Nubia".
Who's the chick with the Lou Ferrigno arms in Drew's picture? Like that queer bait (3rd grade term) is impressing anyone.
ReplyDeleteSo you wouldn't fuck either one of them sober CBT?
ReplyDelete"Big Drew said...
ReplyDeleteI talked earlier with CBT. What in the heck is he rambling on about?"
Hey, it's Get To Know You Friday.
What's up Francis? It's been awhile since I've read the term "queer bait."
ReplyDeleteThat made me laugh.
"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteSo you wouldn't fuck either one of them sober CBT?"
No. Too old. Cute, but too old.
Not much man, just got back from dinner. What's going on tonight?
ReplyDeleteOk Forrest.
ReplyDeleteNot much man Francis. Just got back from picking up something to eat.
ReplyDeleteCBT, any KY wrestling going on in the kitchen down in Arkansas tonight?
ReplyDeleteGump:
ReplyDeleteOn the fence? So this tranny isn't too old for you?
Spurs, everyone knows you are Francis, paleease......
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Francis? It's been awhile since I've read the term "queer bait.""
Then you ain't looked at the back of your tshirt lately.
I agree CBT, a little manly in the face but I've always liked a little to hang on to in the back. I'd probably bag the head, drink a couple Markers Marks and hit it.
ReplyDelete"Then you ain't looked at the back of your tshirt lately."
ReplyDeleteHey Hee Haw, stick to making up stories, not comedy.
Tammy's ass me be one of the few that could take my whole package, just sayin..
ReplyDeleteSure Drew.
ReplyDelete"Francis Begbie said...
ReplyDeleteCBT, any KY wrestling going on in the kitchen down in Arkansas tonight?"
It was Johnson's baby oil. And if there was, do think I'd be typing shit on this website?
Drew, you should be the Jarrod of Viagra
ReplyDeleteNot feelin the retard talk tonight. I think I shall bring up something of importance cause i value and respect your opinion.......
ReplyDelete"Not feelin the retard talk tonight."
ReplyDeleteQuit "talking" then.
I'm just playing Drew, what's of importance?
ReplyDeleteGotta go Spurs and CBT......and I guess later to you to Big Drew. Have a good one all.
ReplyDeleteItalian chicks require a lot of either razor blades or Nair. Just sayin'.
ReplyDeleteFrancis' ol' lady just pulled up in the driveway.
ReplyDeleteLater on Francis. Thanks for stopping by.
ReplyDeletePussy whipped.
ReplyDeleteSee ya Frank
ReplyDeleteI'm looking for something Spurs
ReplyDeleteWhat's that Drew?
ReplyDeleteDrew has shit in his mustache because he's been looking for love in all the wrong places.
ReplyDeleteNow this is way to funny!
ReplyDeleteWhen Joz Wang and her brother bought their mom a Nikon Coolpix S630 digital camera for Mother's Day last year, they discovered what seemed to be a malfunction. Every time they took a portrait of each other smiling, a message flashed across the screen asking, "Did someone blink?" No one had. "I thought the camera was broken!" Wang, 33, recalls. But when her brother posed with his eyes open so wide that he looked "bug-eyed," the messages stopped.
Wang, a Taiwanese-American strategy consultant who goes by the Web handle "jozjozjoz," thought it was funny that the camera had difficulties figuring out when her family had their eyes open. So she posted a photo of the blink warning on her blog under the title, "Racist Camera! No, I did not blink... I'm just Asian!" The post was picked up by Gizmodo and Boing Boing, and prompted at least one commenter to note, "You would think that Nikon, being a Japanese company, would have designed this with Asian eyes in mind."
Hey, I just saw a commercial for Haiti with Bush and Clinton. I'd love to be a fly on the wall when those two speak.
ReplyDeleteThat is pretty funny Drew.
ReplyDeleteWhere's DG?
ReplyDeleteI don't know Drew.
ReplyDeleteCBT has a crush on Precious Jones
ReplyDeleteNice reference Drew. I didn't know who that was. Had to google her.
ReplyDeleteDG is probably out drunkenly kissing random strang men in various bars in lovely Phoenix/Scottsdale.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, so what's the deal with Nik from yesterday? I was tanked and don't remember much
ReplyDeleteCBT:
ReplyDeleteI doubt it.
Drew:
ReplyDeleteI don't know really. You can go to his twitter page, it seemed he wrote something suicidal, but who knows what really happened.
"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteCBT:
I doubt it."
Spurs is sweet on DG. I'll be damned.
All due respect CBT, I can get that here in Jersey. Talk to me about a 20 something slender lite skin shinolla........
ReplyDeleteNo, I just doubt she's out getting tanked tonight.
ReplyDeleteDrew, CBT knows how to use the phone book. He's even gotten up to K, on his ABC's. He can look up Escort in the phone book and find you what you are looking for.
ReplyDeleteLMAO @ that one Spurs! Could you imagine the 3 of us in Memphis?
ReplyDeleteNo I can't.
ReplyDeleteDrew, I don't think Spurs can deal with the level of debauchery I have planned, I'll find you a fine ass redbone girl.
ReplyDeleteYeah CBT, it would be way too crazy for me. I wouldn't know what to do.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, I'm planning either 4 or 6 semi black girls for at least two nights.
ReplyDeleteWhatever Spurs? I understand that you can not leave the sanctuary of Mom's basement and your keyboard.
ReplyDeleteSure you are CBT. How much crack are you planning on getting for these crack whores?
ReplyDeleteDrew:
ReplyDeleteThere was no need to put a question mark after Spurs.
"In the garden is a rose that grows in the wintertime, some say it even glows at night...Everytime he talks about her, you can see the fire in his eyes. He says, "I would walk through Hell on Sunday, just to keep my Rose in paradise".
ReplyDeleteWhat's that from?
ReplyDelete"The honky tonks in Texas were my natural second home, where you tip your hat to the ladies and the 'The Rose Of San Antone'. It's the home of Willie Nelson, the home of Western Swing. He'll be the first to tell you, Bob Wills is still the king. If you ain't never been there, I guess you ain't been told, you just can't live in Texas unless you got a lot of soul. You can hear the Grand Old Opry in nashville Tennessee, it's the home of country music, on that we all agree argree. But once you cross that ol' Red River, hoss, that don't mean a thing, once you're down in Texas, Bob Wills is still the king."
ReplyDeleteWaylon Jennings' "Rose In Paradise".
ReplyDeleteNo wonder I've never heard that.
ReplyDeleteCowboy Trout is a fake
ReplyDeleteWhat do you mean Pancho and Lefty?
ReplyDelete"I grew up on music we call Western Swing, it don't matter who's in Austin, Bob Wills is still the king."
ReplyDeleteA few grey Federales, they say-ay-ay
ReplyDeleteWe could have had him any day
We only let him go so-o long
Out of kindness I suppose............
I did a little jig with a guy that goes by the name of Boxcar down your way CBT
ReplyDelete"The poets tell how Pancho fell. Lefty's livin' in a cheap hotel. The desert's quiet, Cleveland's cold, so the story ends we're told. Pancho needs your prayers it's true, but save a few for Lefty, too. He only did what he had to do, and now he's growin' old."
ReplyDeleteCBT,
ReplyDeleteI'm not out randomly kissing anyone tonight. Have you heard of CW Mcall?
Lefty, he can't sing the blues all night long like he used to. The dust that Pancho bit down south ended up in Lefty's mouth. The day they laid poor Pancho low, lefty split for Ohio. Where he got the bread to go, there ain't nobody knows."
ReplyDeleteYeah DG. I know who CW McCall was. Piss poor shit.
ReplyDelete"Livin' on the road, my friend, was gonna keep you free and clean. Now you wear your skin like iron and your breath is hard as kerosene. You weren't your momma's only boy, but her favorite one it seems. Your momma cried when you said goodbye and sank into your dreams."
ReplyDeleteMy parents used to listen to him when I was little traveling all the time so that meant I had to too. Nobody every seems to hear of him though. I also grew up listening to alot of Patsy Cline, Kenny Rogers, and Johnny Cash.
ReplyDeleteCW McCall is to country music what Vanilla Ice was to hip hop.
ReplyDeleteWell hello there
ReplyDeleteMy, it's been a long, long time
And how am I doing?
Well, I guess that I'm doing fine
It's been been so long now, but it seems like it was only yesterday
Gee, ain't it funny, how time slips away.
"Maybe I didn't love you quite as often as I should have. Maybe I didn't hold you all those lonely, lonely nights, but you were always on my mind, you were always on mind."
ReplyDeleteBH why is it that you sound just like Rocket Queen?
ReplyDeleteI know almost all the classic country. Not by name but if I hear a song it reminds me of sitting next to my dad in a motorhome on this thing in the middle that gets way too hot and traveling all over.
ReplyDeleteI always hated country for the longest time since it was basically forced on me. Now I have learned to appreciate it because it brings me back to a time when things were actually simple.
Bitchhog! You are never on at the same time as me? How is our LA Gang itinerary going?
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on Bitchhog? Did you know you are old?
ReplyDeleteBecause you are drunk, old man. Why don't you go down to your watering hole and play that jukebox so we don't have to read the lyrics to every old-ass country song ever made. If we wanted to read them we would google it. Just go get them tattooed next to that wolf of yours.
ReplyDeleteand thanks for the compliment.
That's funny Bitchhog.
ReplyDeleteIt wasn't a compliment, Bitchhog.
ReplyDeleteDG:
ReplyDeleteI'm sick, I have a fever and the only cure is more Moon Pie
Hey DG!
ReplyDeleteI replied to you about the gang tour, but it was on an older post. It was about the gangs in Norcal that I see. (strawberry and artichoke pride!)
I need to change my avatar. Didn't realize I still had that up....
RQ is funny CBT so that would be a compliment.
ReplyDeleteI just got back from bingo and am highly offended that I have been called old in my absense.
ReplyDeleteDrew,
ReplyDeleteI really dont get what you are talking about.
BH,
I was thinking of getting a tattoo of a mango or pineapple to show everyone how hardcore I was.
Drew thinks Francis and Spurs are the same person?
ReplyDeleteThat's funny.
I can't wait to tell Nik and Ari about this. They will laugh.
See Bitchhog? You should be excited now! Drew's thinking of you with his pants down.
ReplyDelete"Up ahead's another town I'm walkin' through, with the rain in my shoes, searchin' for you...In the cold Kentucky rain."
ReplyDeleteDid you see that comment I had left? I am totally serious about it.
ReplyDeleteSo strange.
If you come to California I will now be able to show each gang from the entire state! We can even go over their graffitti with our own signs!
We will spray paint spursfansays.com all over to attract more MP's over here.
ReplyDeleteThat's nice of you DG. That guy hasn't left in a comment in a month or two, and you still rip him.
ReplyDeleteBut the advertising would be thoughtful.
and if you are so huge, and your hulky lady is the only one who can handle you.......what are you saying about her vag?
ReplyDeleteBH! I love it when you grace us with your presence. I read that comment..weird. I see cherries often, I wonder if that is a gang?
ReplyDeletekinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteHey, that was a nice thought you left for me earlier.
KB, you had e-sex with spurs!
ReplyDeleteDrew is the type of guy who prefers to walk around naked locker rooms to get a look at the different shapes and sizes of dick. He finds it fascinating. I find it gay and so do they. (rhymed)
ReplyDeleteIf we are to be an organized, recognized gang, we must get our symbol together and stat.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I tricked her. I went through the trouble of commenting as Francis here and at thedirty for a long time, just so I could e-impregnate kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, you are welcome. I told you I was the nicest bitch you will ever meet. Speaking of which, I watched jersey shore a few days ago (the things I do for you BH), some biznatch on that show stole that line from me. I am no longer going to post my best material on this site, unless I can get a copyright on it.
ReplyDelete