Frankly, I think this "suicide" is all a hoax. But if he did kill himself, it's only because he found out the only reality show he's ever going to get would be on Al-Jazeera. Then again, he's not really "nik richie" anyway. (click here)
And an anonymous said he saw him buying Heidi Montag's new cd, maybe after listening to it that was enough for him to end it all.
drew is going to faint when he reads this title
ReplyDeleteHe probably will. Maybe there should be a warning of some kind.
ReplyDeleteHooman got arrested. He's not dead.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah? What did he get arrested for?
ReplyDeletenik is drews kurt cobain. nik is a fucking moron. i think spurs should post that pic of nik doing the gay modeling thing. fag.
ReplyDeletebestiality.
ReplyDeleteI still don't think that is him bud. And I think he posted that pic.
ReplyDeleteyeah, its illegal in az now. hes gonna have to do 50 years of asshole licking. kinda funny how he has now turned into the douches he made fun of.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you mean "now?" Hasn't it been illegal all along?
ReplyDeletenope. only until a couple of years ago when the mesa fire chief got caught fucking his neighbors sheep.
ReplyDeleteAre you serious?
ReplyDeleteyup. serious as a heart attack.
ReplyDeleteThat state seems pretty ass backwards.
ReplyDeleteThat can't be true. Somebody out here just got arrested for sexually assaulting a dog in the past couple weeks.
ReplyDeleteWell, anonymous wrote a couple of years ago it became illegal.
ReplyDeleteI'm looking forward to Drew reading this.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/2010/01/13/20100113abrk-dogassault.html
ReplyDeleteyeah. he got arrested because its illegal. but the mesa fire chief is the straw that broke the camels back.
ReplyDeleteDG, here's another link to the same story:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.spursfansays.com/2010/01/man-sexually-assaults-neighbors-dog.html
Oops...read that wrong. But what is with the animal fucking out here?
ReplyDeleteMaybe I will send Drew a 'goodbye' letter from Nik so he can hang it above his living room/bedroom/kitchen.
after that indecent they made it illegal.
ReplyDeleteYeah, he'd probably make a bunch of copies of it DG.
ReplyDeleteThe real story is there is a gag order on thedirty for posting an underage girl.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous:
ReplyDeleteI find a gag order hard to believe.
when? they have posted underage girls before.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the shoutout Spurz. I always told everybody I have a Killer voice
ReplyDeleteHeidi Montag
That's awful Heidi.
ReplyDeletetheres drew. he hasnt killed himself yet. damn!
ReplyDeleteNo, I don't think that was Drew.
ReplyDeleteNo, it wasn't. I don't see shithole Jersey online right now.
ReplyDeleteA girl in Scottsdale put out an order of protection against Nik in November. Maybe he went beyond 500 yds and got arrested.
ReplyDeletenik claims that hes being stalked by some broad on his twitter.
ReplyDeleteNo shit? Maybe that's it.
ReplyDeleteI also think he wrote one time that he might have cancer.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.superiorcourt.maricopa.gov/docket/CivilCourtCases/caseInfo.asp?caseNumber=CV2009-030319
ReplyDeleteJust type in his real name.
That's funny, but I don't think she did.
ReplyDeleteComment from Tiger Wood's post--Nik is in jail bc of pryia…she kiled herself apparently, and nik was arrested and charged with homcide 1 in az you dont have to pull the trigger to get charged for this crime, if you give someone reason to commit sucide you can be charged with that crime.
ReplyDeleteI don't know if that's true, because I remember there being a post about some woman committing suicide before over what was written about her.
ReplyDelete...Maybe the power went out due to our storm... And .
ReplyDeleteHis T-Mobile account is 90days past due so he couldn't upload from his phone...
I find that theory plausible....
Or not
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Good one CHEF. That's funny.
ReplyDeleteAre there really 70mph winds there?
ReplyDeleteI think Karma Killed him
ReplyDeletespursy, I cannot believe you posted this here. maybe it will bring Dave back though, he seemed like a nice guy.
ReplyDeleteif he really is dead, I will go to his funeral and send your condolences, Spurs.
Yeah, I wonder where Dave is. And why are you surprised that this was posted?
ReplyDeletespurs, everytime it rains here the news goes all bananas and reports on it like Jesus himself just returned. It is retarded. Don't believe the tornado warning. It will be 87 degrees here by the 28th, trust me.
ReplyDeleteHi Chef!
'cause it's a joke. There is no place for this type of nonsense on this fact based website we all enjoy.
ReplyDeleteI thought about that as well. The journalistic integrity of this site is top notch.
ReplyDeleteDon't know Forrest.
ReplyDeleteHave DG drive by his house. She always minds you.
ReplyDeleteShe'll have a good laugh at that comment.
ReplyDeleteHas she given you your dick back yet?
ReplyDeleteShe never had it Gump.
ReplyDeleteI've discovered that the best way to sell advertising in this town is to be at the bar at the Chili's or at the Arena Grill at 4:00PM. I'm starting to like the radio gig.
ReplyDeleteMaybe she never had it literally, but it was in her purse figuratively.
ReplyDeleteCBT, I like having you around here. Everytime you mention one of your success stories, I think, "If this slow poke can succeed, anyone can."
ReplyDeleteI'm just a good ol' boy, Spurs, and a damn good salesman.
ReplyDeleteWell, you've been able to sell that you are some badass to yourself, so that's good I guess.
ReplyDeleteI used to be badass, now I can talk my way into or out of a fight, on my terms.
ReplyDeleteGood for you.
ReplyDeleteMy badassness is much like Rocket Queen's sexual attractiveness, at best slightly above average at it's peak, now well past it's "use by" date.
ReplyDeletenicole kenouns profile:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.flixster.com/user/sabrina8902
shes not even close to a dime piece and yet he brags about the ass he gets?
Is Nicole Kenoun and Pria the same girl? They sure look a hell of alot alike.
ReplyDeleteso did pria, or whatever her name is, really kill herself?
ReplyDeleteAnonymous:
ReplyDeleteWell, Nicole does have fake boobs.
spurs--there are some crazy winds out here. even a tornado watch for scottsdale & phx........i blame hooman.
ReplyDeleteA tornado watch? Interesting. I hope it hits US Airways Center.
ReplyDeleteNice find on Nicole by the way anonymous. And DG, you are right, they do look similar.
ReplyDeleteHow is someone with a .708 BAC still alive?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/01/20/20100120woman-dui-nine-times-legal-limit-CR.html
Yeah DG, that story was crazy. It was posted in the comments yesterdsay.
ReplyDeletelovin the Reunion show from jersey shore
ReplyDeleteThat's good Drew. You should go on that show.
ReplyDeleteReal or fake? Nik's post?
ReplyDeleteWhat do you mean? The one he posted?
ReplyDeleteDrew,
ReplyDeleteHe is dead. Just face it. Somebody else wrote that post. Maybe you can obsess over Perez instead now. He is more on your level anyway.
yes
ReplyDeleteJust emailed Ari and he is not dead loser DG!
ReplyDeleteAri is lying to you because he does not want you to post some tribute to him because he thinks you are gay. Ari and I are friends. We go way back and laugh behind the scenes.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny DG.
ReplyDeleteHey Drew,
ReplyDeleteSo are you and that woman you are pictured with back together? What happened to fem-grem?
Drew,
ReplyDeleteWhat is with you and talking about other guy's penises.....ALL THE TIME? The rest of your comment doesn't even make sense.
It's true. When you emailed Ari about that whole marketing thing, I was the one that came up with the numbers.
DG is Ari's business manager.
ReplyDeleteNumbers? What does your size 14 dress size have to do with this conversation?
ReplyDeleteHey Drew I like your comment:
ReplyDelete"Nik, Ari, not sure if this is real but just the same, You guys are the best. Anything i can do just let me know. Sh*t , I learned a long time ago, tomorrow is another day."
GAY.
pretty much.
ReplyDeleteWell, at least you realize it.
ReplyDelete...spurs... i guess you really do hover over the hyperlinks...
ReplyDeletethe highest so far is 65mph...
if we hit 73 or 74, then its considered hurricane winds (tropical depression on land)...
anyways, the PHX valley gets 3inches in a week during monsoon season... we got about 3 inches 2 days ago, and supposedly we'll get 5inches by tonight...
Tornado warnings in Gilbert/Mesa...
The governor has declared the state in emergency...
not just because of the rain, but because of the winds and flash flooding...
Freeways all over the state are closed...
Flagstaff has seen 20inches of snow already, and has warnings all the way till noon Saturday...
of the major interstates, I-40, I-10, I-17 have several long mileage closures...
A tornado did touch down in Blyte (California side, but near the AZ border).
Trains and big Rigs have been blown over...
the company competing with Barret Jackson auctions 2 miles away have had their tents blown onto the 101 freeway, closing the freeway.
No planes are being allowed to fly to Phx, and only a handful are able to leave...
and after that lengthy paragraph about the state of our weather conditions, Nickelodeon is still Bi-.....
ha...
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I know! Ari just called me and we laughed at that comment, too.
ReplyDeleteDrew,
How could you not figure this out Drew? Don't you find it a coincidence that back in the Corbin Grimes days alot of that traced back to Chicago where I lived at the time? And then thedirty got it's start not long after I lived here?
Yes Drew, I am affiliated with the dirty. We do not want to promote your gay site or your phones.
CHEF:
ReplyDeleteI do hover over them. Five inches of rain and 65mph winds? That's crazy.
And nice hyperlink once again.
Regarding the weather, Sedona is going to have it bad. That area floods easily and once the weather warms up, all that snow in flagstaff will melt and just flood the hell out of it.
ReplyDeleteDG:
ReplyDeleteDidn't you like the comment Drew posted for Hollywood and SORRY?
... sup K-Bizzie...
ReplyDelete- chef-
Chef,
ReplyDeleteDid you just mix me up with KB?
Yes I did spurs. Ari and I were laughing at it.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah? I hope you were shaking your head as you were laughing.
ReplyDeleteWe were pointing at the screen just like you did when you were laughing at kb's comments.
ReplyDeleteDG -
ReplyDelete"kb said...
Hi Chef!
January 21, 2010 7:10 PM"
just responding now...
so DG... when are we gonna have that lunch we talked about back when "Lamp" used to frequent this site...?
DG:
ReplyDeleteThat's more like it.
I refuse to lower myself to your level Moon Pie. I'm quite sure The Dirty was not laughing at my advertising dollars each month. We actually did very well from all the traffic they produced. Perhaps you can one day do the same????
ReplyDeleteI like how you say "we".
ReplyDeleteBeing 45, single, and still riding the coat tails of someone 15 years younger than I is not in my future plans. Using the words kewl, biatch, and not knowing the difference between too and to are not in my vocabulary either.
So tell me, why would I ever want to do the same?
that is why she declared AZ in a state of emergency? I thought it was cause of our budget being so far in the red.
ReplyDeleteIt's just rain. What did I tell you Spurs? Bananas when it rains here. I know it's rare, but my gosh, calm down.
Chef-wtf? How did I not get an invite to lunch with you 3? Biatches. ( I still used that word, Deeg. But still be my friend, k?)
It sounds "bananas" kinkyb!tch. Oh, and not only did you use the word "biatch", you also used "k", for okay.
ReplyDeleteKB: But you are female and not old so you get the ok to say biatch. Ok biatch? And declaring the state of emergency is a bit dramatic. It never rains here so the moment it does people think the world is coming to an end.
ReplyDeleteChef: I'm so used to everyone getting KB and I mixed up, I just expect it now. As for the lunch, I lost interest in Paradise Bakery awhile back.
Spurs: I stopped by Nik's house since CBT told you to ask me. He told me to tell you hi and he thinks your kinda gay too but not as gay as Drew.
Well thanks a lot DG. That was nice of you to follow Cowboy Gump's advice.
ReplyDeleteNik, I have a pimple on my @ss I named Nik Richie. It's my good luck charm I've decided. I know you are home reviewing comments so please hear this, that pimple is sore so I do not want to get sacked this Sunday and land on my @ss agitating that sore pimple I call Nik Richie.
ReplyDeleteYou were that geek at MVHS I spit on right?
...
ReplyDeleteKB... the invite was a long time ago...
lamp wanted to stake out the place DG ate at off FLW & the 101...
So, we kinda invited ourselves... ha...
I said we should have lunch if she ever made it East of the 51 (MP throwback), and she replied that she didn't live on the Westside...
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Wow Mark, you have time to leave a comment even though you have a game this weekend?
ReplyDeleteThanks.
... and the state of emergency is actually the access to state funds without having to go through bureaucratic red tape...
ReplyDeleteso it's not that it is horrendous, but the Weather Channel called this storm to be included in the top #5, if not the #3 storm to hit this State....
California is getting hit hard too though...
more mudslides than us... but yes, Sedona, Camp Verde, Payson, Prescott, Flag, and the rest of the high country will be getting hit hard with snow...
as for lunch...
what's your new addiction?
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Lots of red tape everywhere CHEF.
ReplyDeleteYeah SpursFan, I am studying day and night. You know, we have something in common. We both like to eat hot-dogs.
ReplyDeleteTerrible. I'll tell you what we do both have in common. We both think New Jersey is a shithole.
ReplyDeleteNew Yorkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk, I love New York. These streets will make you feel brand new, it's lights will inspire you
ReplyDeletenik got busted in december for driving without a license. maybe he was in jail?
ReplyDeletethat sneaky biatch, Brewer. She wants those funds to hand herself a bonus, not to patch up that state after our 'tornado'. I mean, what is there to do? Rain fell on dry land. It will soak it all up and what isn't will be evaporated by the sun that will be beaming back down on us in 2 days.
ReplyDeleteNot that hard to break the top 3 of storms for the state when the only ones we get are made of dust.
I am losing faith in my home state by the hour here. Where should I relocate to?
Thanks Alicia Keys.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous:
ReplyDeleteI looked at Maricopa Jail Records, there was nothing of a recent arrest.
kinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteTexas. No state income tax, state isn't broke, warm weather, friendly people and I live here.
That last one should get you to pack your bags I'm sure.
nik blocked my ip addy because i posted a comment asking why nicole has a restraining order against him. that pussy. spurs, it wouldnt be posted right away and he could have gotten put in a city jail instead of county.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.superiorcourt.maricopa.gov/docket/CivilCourtCases
ReplyDeletecase #CV2009-030319
No shit? He blocked it? That's funny.
ReplyDeleteAnon,
ReplyDeleteIt's not blocked. I just read it.
Vaca in March with CBT. Spurs better show up?
ReplyDeleteIf Nik was in jail it would be funny as hell if it was Tent City today with the weather.
ReplyDeleteI'll start walking right now Drew.
ReplyDeleteyeah. but for some reason i cant post his case number regarding the restraining order. probably has the case number keyworded to automatically block the comment.
ReplyDeleteWhy yes, Spurs, that sealed the deal!
ReplyDeleteDrewsky-where are you guys going?
maybe somebody should do a request for his arrest record. its available at the police station under the freedom of information act.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous:
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'm pretty sure he's not going to let you post the case #.
Did you see the resemblance between Pria and Nicole? I think that's the same girl.
ReplyDeleteI did see that DG. The nose is the same. It sucks that she only has that one pic available.
ReplyDeleteDrew and CBT are going to be prowling for sugarbabies and hookers in March. Sounds like a fun trip, spurs.
ReplyDeleteActually drinking with cbt would be entertaining. However, drinking with drew would be an embarassment.
i truly, truly hope he got his ass kicked. there were/are so many people out to beat his ass he had to go to starbucks with a bodyguard. and yet he bragged that his dirty army loved him. yeah...fucking right. and then drew left a comment stating that if theres anything he can do to help to just let him know. goddamn drew, niks not the fucking messiah, get out of his fucking ass.
ReplyDeletekinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteIt should seal the deal.
I was talking to anon, spurs. Sorry to not clarify that.
ReplyDeleteis this her too? i think it is.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.myspace.com/nicolesabrina
WTF! What's with all the negativity?
ReplyDeleteon a personal note, Memphis here we com Kasey!
Yeah anonymous, I saw Drew's comment. It was so gay I felt the need to paste it here earlier.
ReplyDeletei dont know who pria is tho, dg. but this nicole appears to have been the one to have gotten the order of protection.
ReplyDeletemust suck being niks 2nd mouth. drew has his head so far up niks ass he can do the chewing for him.
ReplyDeleteHey DG, check out that link that anonymous posted. And yeah, it sounds like a fun trip.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous:
ReplyDeleteThe nose looks the same. Here she is:
http://thedirty.com/2010/01/19/dirty-couple-4/
Here is the Pria post with her picture.
ReplyDeletehttp://thedirty.com/2010/01/19/dirty-couple-4/
and then this post followed the other one.
http://thedirty.com/2010/01/20/please-save-pria/
DG:
ReplyDeleteI did.
nik pulls this shit every year during this time while he attends the dwarf convention in Atlanta.
ReplyDeletemaybe he should commit suicide because the only good dwarf is a dead dwarf.
What's up Giraffe? Long time no see.
ReplyDeletehe could commit suicide by jumping off his kitchen counter, the no good shrimp.
ReplyDeleteyeah, i've been kicking it with my new bf, who is now my ex bf
ReplyDeletewe were out and the valet was getting the lambo and this chick was like "that's my car, that's my car' you know, all up in his shit cuz he drives a lambo.
ReplyDeletekitchen counter?
ReplyDeleteNow that made me laugh.
so i'm like, it's like that, yeah, c'mon baby, get in the car, here ya go. and i fucking took a cab home
ReplyDeletemaybe nik will volunteer himself to be a plug for a bath tub drain? man, i know what i need to do! im gonna get ahold of jacky! with his hollywood connections he will get to the bottom of this shit!
ReplyDeletepills, pills, i need my pills.
ReplyDeleteso what the hell did nik do ?
ReplyDeleteYeah, that was a good one Giraffe. You should go over to thedirty and bust him up.
ReplyDeleteoh, haha i forgot, i also said have fun with her you bald wino. oh that is funny.
ReplyDeleteHe sounds like a nice guy RQ. Why would you make him your ex for that?
ReplyDeleteGiraffe:
ReplyDeleteSo did your guy leave with her?
i cannot i have a broken heart tonight. i need ot gather my pills for immediate consumption
ReplyDeleteNo way this is RQ. How can I post my monster greg on this site?
ReplyDeletesorry to hear that guy is a douche, rq.
ReplyDeleteoh that is nice anon, thank you.
ReplyDeletei'm going to bed now. i bought me two new fluffy big delcious billowy pillows
night all
Giraffe:
ReplyDeleteNo matter how bad it gets, you can always look yourself in the mirror and say, "I'm not Drew."
That should put a smile on your face.
drew, what is up with that pic, why do you have a buffalo on your back?
ReplyDeleteg'nite rq. sleep well.
ReplyDeletehaha spurs, it just did.
ReplyDeleteOr his "water buffalo."
ReplyDeletenight night
ReplyDeletebuffalo? i thought it was bigfoot. pretty sure i saw that pic in big game hunter monthly.
ReplyDeleteShit Giraffe, same time.
ReplyDelete"Buffalo on your back?"
That's funny.
Well anonymous, in her Christmas video it was "water buffalo."
ReplyDeleteThat water buffalo is just a large reminder of Drew's success.
ReplyDeleteit also might be nik in drag butt fucking drew.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous:
ReplyDeleteThat myspace page says she lives in IL, though it does look like her.
what mall in jersey did you take that pic drew? was it glamor shots by deb?
ReplyDeletemy myspace says i live in zimbabwe.
ReplyDeleteThey AZ Daily Sun is giving themselves a "rain day" tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteIt's rain, not a blizzard!
I do like how Drew has Don+Mango as the title of the pic.
ReplyDeleteThat is funny.
I live in zimbabwe too.
ReplyDeletenice place this zimbabwe, isnt it?
ReplyDeleteYes, I just moved from Uganda the other day to Zimbabwe so I'm still kind of new there. It was a tough move since I am 98 and also a phone sex operator that practices Scientology.
ReplyDeletedrew, with all your millions you should consider getting an eyelid lift. it looks like you have pulldown blinds over your eyes.
ReplyDeletei moved here from somalia. the surfing sucks out there. i was always getting ass raped and robbed before i even left shore. also, too many somalians.
ReplyDeleteI saw a Scientology building in downtown phoenix last week. I was thinking of going in there to see if they can convert me.
ReplyDeleteYeah, they'll convert your bank account to theirs.
ReplyDeletethose people are...um...strange. i know which building youre talking about dg. the grayish brick one?
ReplyDeleteYes. It's near Central ave downtown.
ReplyDeleteyeah...i think on roosevelt?
ReplyDeleteroosevelt and third street. i think is where it is.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure about that. I don't know downtown that well.
ReplyDeletei wanna go dressed as xenu. i wonder what they would do?
ReplyDeleteI don't really know much about scientology so I googled it. This was the third sentence:
ReplyDelete"One belief of Scientology is that a human is an immortal alien spiritual being, termed a thetan, that is trapped on planet Earth in a physical body."
That is just weird. Where are we all from then?
ok. time for bed. spurs, i will have jacky here tomorrow if i can. i cant make any promises tho.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous:
ReplyDeleteXenu? That's funny.
DG:
ReplyDeleteOh, that's just the beginning. You should read the whole story. It's nuts.
Anonymous:
ReplyDeleteCool. Goodnight man.
and you can expect to pay up to 18 grand for their courses.
ReplyDeleteYep, and they keep milking you for more and more money the longer you are in it.
ReplyDeletel ron hubbard created this cult as a money maker. plain and simple. he wrote sci-fi books for a living. thats like gene roddenberry becoming the pope.
ReplyDeletereligion should be outlawed. period. ok, im off.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny man. And yeah, I never got how people thought L Ron Hubbard would be someone to follow.
ReplyDeleteDG... they are at all the Suns games handing out pamphlets...
ReplyDeleteAs I'm leaving the game, a Thetan tested subject attempted to hand me a piece of folded paper...
I asked them if it was religious, and they said no...
I saw the volcano pic from "Dianetics" on the front and I laughed at her and said "How can you say L. Ron's followers are not part of a religious group?" she looked at me, looked down, then continued to try to hand people this paper pamphlet... I walked a few more paces and saw the pamphlets scattered all over the ground outside US Airways arena...
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