Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Epic Beard Man's Punchout



I could play Mike Tyson's Punchout forever when I was a kid.

Thanks for this Anonymous.

337 comments:

  1. I want to meet EBM. I think we could have really deep convos and he would love to play Getting to know you with me. How can we find him?

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  2. Probably a homeless shelter somewhere in CA. Or a street corner.

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  3. Actually, I think he said he has a place.

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  4. What? I just said I think he has a place.

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  5. my leg looks pretty tan in that pic, maybe I should put it back.

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  6. If I were you, I'd keep rope away from the dog. And pills.

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  7. I mean, you can tell he already wants to get away from you when you were taking him home. Staring out the window, planning an escape at some point.

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  8. hes not suicidal. he loves it here. he gets to snuggle on my lap (all of you wish you could do the same), I take him to the dog park all the time, he gets to snuggle on my comfy couch,he eats steak every night, he has the coolest name ever. He is living better than most right now.

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  9. lol, no he wasnt. look at his ears, all perked up. he was anxious to see what new adventure life had in store for him.

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  10. He's suicidal for sure. I doubt he eats steak all the time, and "Doug" isn't a cool name for a dog.

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  11. No, he was just trying to gauge how fast things were flying by in the window to figure out if he would die if he jumped out.

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  12. no, he doesnt, i made that up.he eats that stuff in a bag for puppies.
    i am freezing right now! it isnt even that cold today..i think im dying.

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  13. he looks like a doug though, dont you think?

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  14. You are cold all the time, aren't you?

    And yeah, he looks like a Doug.

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  15. What's a depressing name? That's what you should call him.

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  16. this is getting kinda weird, the coldness. perhaps I should see a doctor. I probably wont though.
    In the summer I am always hot. I know..shocking, hot in the summer in a desert, I'm odd like that.

    Spurs, remember 2dirty4u? what happened to that guy and his fake avatar pic?

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  17. Good question about 2dirty4u. Not sure. Haven't seen him around in awhile.

    I did notice Pelican visited the other day for a little while, but he didn't leave a comment.

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  18. Prozac is fitting. That's what you should start calling him.

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  19. I think Wopness is rubbing one out to your leg kinkyb!tch. He just disappeared.

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  20. Yeah, he probably is. Perv.
    Spurs, I gotta go. I shall return later.
    Lost is on tonight as well. Im so exctied, last week was REALLY good. You dont know what you are missing.
    Oh, and guess what! Remember I told you Matthew Fox (he is Jack on Lost) was really cute? Well I read somewhere that he had an affair with some stripper, so now I know he will for sure cheat on his wife. This ups my chances for getting a turn with him before my life is over. Best news I heard all week.

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  21. My pimp stole all my blow.. Helllllllllp

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  22. Later on Kinkyb!tch. And yeah, it seems I don't know what I'm missing. I don't know how I survive.

    And yeah, I heard about that goof Fox and the stripper as well.

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  23. Anonymous:

    Did you not read the latest news? Pam found herself a man. He's a professional soccer player.

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  24. "SPURS FAN said...

    Yeah right Wopness, you might be 5 foot 6.


    March 2, 2010 12:48 PM
    kbeezy said...


    Wop, did you play anything besides bball? Dice/dominoes doesnt count.
    Do you have any piercings?"


    Spurs: i'll make a wager with you, on my height.

    KB: I played little league baseball but i sucked, played football in popwarner and high school. I think thats it other than PE

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  25. Why is KB's dog so depressed?

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  26. Good question. It's like he's just heartbroken. Maybe she beats him.

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  27. KB~ Keep him away from the pills... my dogs looked like that just prior to tring to commit suicide by Children's Motrin but I brought them back from the brink, amazing what $ can do.

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  28. Hey Wopness,

    Check out how kinkyb!tch has her dog in the front seat without a seat belt on.

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  29. There she is! What's up Streets?

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  30. I remember that story about your dogs getting sick Streets.

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  31. I'm here Sours, well at least for the moment.

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  32. That's good Skeets. How's your day going so far? Busy?

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  33. Sours - dont talk about elfie man now

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  34. spurs - so you wanna wager or not?

    PS I was 5'6" in middle school beyotch

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  35. Why would I want to wager you? And how would you prove it anyway? What are you going to do? Take a pic of you standing next to a height measurement?

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  36. And I'm not going to talk about Fire Marshall Bill.

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  37. Yes I could do it that way... bet me sucka!

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  38. Fire Marshall Bill? LOL

    I found a video of elfie man.

    gay, mexican, fireman

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cjrqCPBJAE

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  39. I can't listen to it.

    What's the deal?

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  40. What are amberlamps?

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  41. Where's my comment?!

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  42. What? Im no better than amba lamps? rude.

    I consider myself a more superior color of lamp than amber

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  43. What comment you referring to Streets?

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  44. Not the amba lamps dude, you know what I'm talking about.

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  45. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5KMcLA44w0

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  46. Strizil: was that really him? LOL sorry i was just trying to play, I didnt realize that was ACTUALLY him

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  47. Raskal is annoying...

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  48. What are you talking about Wop? hater.

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  49. Im not hating.. im just messin with you. Italians always push the issue when they know something bothers someone. same with lawyers...

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  50. Fake PHD would not be out of character. I hate it when I ask someone to stop and they choose not to.

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  51. Raskal is actually my cousin. By marriage

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  52. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmtuUanE8Yk

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  53. I gotta go now... I'm annoyed.

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  54. Streets,

    Don't let that 5 foot Italian bother you.

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  55. Elfie: call the waaaaaaaamba lamps

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  56. Oh shut up Wop...

    Spurs~ is that like a $5 footlong?

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  57. Streets:

    He's worth about $5, so yes.

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  58. Oh no I am so sad.

    I am asking you guys to stop now

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  59. My mouth hurts... call the waaaamba lamps. I have to go to the dentist tomorrow to determine the fate of my wisdom teeth.

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  60. Oh god I still have mine... I am scared!

    At first they said I didnt need them out, now they are hurting me again

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  61. I still have my wisdom teeth too.

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  62. YEah I am sure they are but really all they are determining is how hard they are going to FUCK my wallet. I'm going to make sure I look extra poor tomorrow.

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  63. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQeW0aVnOco

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  64. Streets:

    So whatever happened to your case? Did you get the loot yet?

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  65. They probably are trying to determine that, that's a good one.

    I'll put them for $100.

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  66. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZ574GAdMNI

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  67. You a DJ today Wopness or what?

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  68. I gotta go to the bank before I bounce checks.. ill holla at ch'yalls

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  69. Later on Sam. Have fun at the bank.

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  70. Yeah I got some loot... but not enough to do anything cool with. I'm just paying off all my debt so I can go back to worry-free debt living.

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  71. I just got off the phone with my lawyer acutally... I sent them a fruit bouquet today.

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  72. "I'm just paying off all my debt so I can go back to worry-free debt living."

    That's smart Streets.

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  73. this is the best remake/remix i have ever seen. and did pam really land herself a boyfriend? thats a joke right?

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  74. What's up Anonymous? Yeah, she did. She was on here last night. He's a soccer player. She met him a few days ago, which is a long ass time. They are moving in together.

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  75. fruit? Streets, that is so gay.

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  76. What? I'm sure whatever birds ate it after the lawyers through it out appreciated her thought.

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  77. I hope Pam doesn't get pregnant by any of these douchbags.
    Actually, if she does, that would make a retarded reality TV show, so of course it would make tons of cash. Maybe she should.

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  78. Good point. Pam should have her own reality show.

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  79. they met a few days ago and are moving in together? sometimes i wish that chick would just die.

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  80. shes all about stupid fucking drama that people are tired of.

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  81. That's a little harsh Anonymous.

    But yeah, they went house hunting or some shit together. I mean, I guess he's moving there or some shit, I knew better than to ask specific details.

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  82. Simmah down, Anon.
    I'm sure it was love at first sight and he won't make her sign a pre-nup and they will be together forever.
    This kind of stuff happens all the time.

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  83. Exactly kinkyb!tch. And a professional athlete (assuming he is one) is no doubt going to be faithful to her. I mean, athletes aren't known to be womanizers at all.

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  84. hey pam, if youre reading this the next time you 'try' and kill yourself please use a fully automatic uzi and a 30 round clip. dont waste our time with the attention whore wrist slitting shit. if youre gonna do it, do it right you pussy.

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  85. As long as he pinky swears to not do anyone else while on away games, he is legit.

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  86. But if he has his fingers crossed on his other hand it negates the pinky swear.

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  87. I am actually thinking that this sounds so kosher I may move to WA myself and find a soccer player to marry.
    Holy shiz, I just realized something! I used to play soccer--who from the same team wouldn't want to marry me?! Cha-ching! I'm getting married to a soccer player, too!

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  88. No kinkyb!tch, she's still in Vegas.

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  89. What team plays out of WA anyway? He probably coaches a youth league is what he meant when he told Pam he is a soccer professional.

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  90. i met doutzen kroes in my dreams last night and we already found a house!

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  91. Well whatever, even better. A drunk and horny soccer player will be sure to fall for my charm in no time.

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  92. Congrats Anonymous. I met the woman of my dreams in a cereal aisle but I killed her over the phone when she smarted off to me.

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  93. No doubt kinkyb!tch. Maybe he'll be a gambling degenerate too.

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  94. spurs, when you saw the woman of your dreams was she riding an angry tiger with a unicorn on a leash?

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  95. Dang Anon, that chick is hot! I had to google her, I had no idea who that was.
    SPurs, have you seen this broad? I'd do her.
    http://www.celebritywonder.com/picture/Doutzen_Kroes/DoutzenKroes_Kambouris_6453762.jpg

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  96. I think the comments are messing up again..

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  97. thats my wife to be! she just doesnt know it yet.

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  98. She was Anonymous. And a leprechaun was right next to her carryinga pot of gold.

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  99. Yes, I googled her too. She is hot.

    And yes, some of the comments are delaying.

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  100. so when you killed her over the phone did you use the magic words, 'just die'?

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  101. No, I cast a magic spell on her. It's a secret. I can't write it here or you might die.

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  102. Yeah don't do it, Spurs. We can't have Anon die, that would be a travesty.

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  103. Everyone would die if they read it kinkyb!tch. That wouldn't be any good.

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  104. check her out naked:

    http://www.fatbackmedia.com/nsfw/2009/03/14/doutzen-kroes-nude-and-super-model-that-is/doutzen-kroes-nude-1/

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  105. I'd face multiple murder charges. But I'd probably beat them.

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  106. would it be like that movie, 'the ring'?

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  107. It would be, but better of course.

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  108. And that Doutzen Kroes really is hot. But that's not really going out on a limb.

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  109. man, i wanna watch doutzen kroes take a shower.

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  110. You could always follow her from hotel to hotel and spy on her like that dude did Erin Andrews.

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  111. Wop will represent you, Spurs. You will get off for sure.
    She is cute, she kinda reminds me of Denise Richards though and that is bugging me. Denise it good looking for her age, but kinda haggard at the same time.

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  112. man, if erin andrews didnt have such a manly jawline she would be gorgeous.

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  113. I wonder if Wop would give me a discount.

    And good call on Denise Richards kinkyb!tch. I hear you.

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  114. She does kind of have a manly jawline.

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  115. In certain pics it appears that way.

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  116. It's not gay KB... its one of those edible bouquets.
    http://www.ediblearrangements.com/fruit-bouquet-detail.aspx?ArrangementID=57&StoreID=0&OrderType=&SelectedDate=&AreaName=&set=true

    I want someone to send me one.

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  117. have you ever tasted Oreo cakesters?
    They are good, just in case you were wondering. REally sweet, but I like sugar, so it was okay for me. Pretty sure they are fat free as well.

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  118. That actually looks pretty good Streets.

    Maybe Wopness will send you one.

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  119. Oreo cakester? Are they just like Oreos?

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  120. Wop hates my guts now...

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  121. I don't think he hates your guts. What makes you think that?

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  122. sorta spursy, but not.
    they are like cake on the outside, but delicious cake. the inside is the same as well. they are bigger than a typical oreo. they are so good, and i want some but dont want to drive to the store. i wish i had a personal assistant on days like today.

    elf, yeah those are cool, i was just effin with ya. i will send you one.

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  123. oh hates her guts.
    he told me so just a bit ago.
    i promised not to tell but then i remembered he didnt make me pinky swear so Im free to break the promise.

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  124. one of my friends is all bummed cause his baby's momma is about to pop out another kid w/some other dude. She has only been with him a year..or it will be a year next month, idk. He just got divorced, lost his house during it, and is 10 yrs older than her. And ugly. Why he is sad and not laughing at her ass, I'll never know. Hes pissing me off w/his status updates though.

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  125. Oh no, still luv my elfie, i was just breaking balls... Elfster was the one that got all serious

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  126. well its true. just shut up already. so shes a hizoe and you wont get to play house with her and your kid forever. i coulda told you that long before you knocked her up. he should be glad he got rid of her when he did and now she is someone elses problem.

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  127. Uh, are you expecting him to read that here or what?

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  128. What's up CBT? What's the deal with the "nobody drowned and nobody died" line?

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  129. "SPURS FAN said...

    What's up CBT? What's the deal with the "nobody drowned and nobody died" line?"

    Several folks have died on me since September. It's from an old song "Might As Well Go For A Soda" and no, it's not country.

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  130. "And if you're an ignorant, histrionic psycho bitch with delusions of grandeur, you can be a Senator from California."

    True.

    And who do you know that drowned?

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  131. no spurs, but perhaps i will cut and paste that message over.
    i have told him this before, he doesnt listen. he will be fine w/o her, but i know it bugs him to have an out of wedlock child and how he will always be a blended family now. he is old-fashioned like that.

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  132. "And who do you know that drowned?"

    Nobody lately.

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  133. kb, I sent you a couple of pics of my daughters when they were both 4 months old.

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  134. He should have wrapped it up...

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  135. At least kb hasn't given us any graphic diseased penis descriptions in a while.

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  136. I know. They all fall for it though, Streets. It's all fun and games until your sperm meets her egg. This dude she is with now shoulda wrapped it up also. He will be footing a child support bill (on top of his alimony and lawyer bills he pays) in about 8-16 months. Mark my words.
    Spurs-my pal is 28

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  137. That's because all her men finally took some meds for the problem.

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  138. My penis stories are to warn you all against the hidden dangers that lurk inside vaginas. Everyone laughs when I preach protected sex, even if you are married, unless you are looking to knock her up, but who do they come crying to when it burns while the pee? Me. (rhymed, havent done that in a while)

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  139. I don't think kb has seen that many of her men's penises. A lot of her love life is in her head.

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  140. You haven't rhymed in awhile kinkyb!tch. Nice, that was a real complicated one.

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  141. kb, did you check your mail?

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  142. Be careful kinkyb!tch, it's probably a pic of CBT's junk.

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  143. Spurs, I'm not Drew. I'm far too much of a gentleman to send out pics of my "junk".

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  144. no, ceebs. ill go in a sec.
    those gross penises didnt all belong to me, no. sick. they were patients. and did i tell you penis stories? i thought it was all chicks i told you guys about.

    your last line made me ponder something, ceebs. what if a chick sends out pics of her junk, is she not a lady? not that ive ever done that..im just wondering.

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  145. Yes, ladies send out those pics. So if you ever decide to...

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  146. I've been practicing Clint Black's "Killin' Time" in preparation for Karaoke Thursday night.

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  147. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrVCRQd1ugU

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  148. Later y'all, it's beer-thirty.

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  149. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tQo_CqkwDw

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  150. Im gettin drunk den a mutha fukka tonight

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  151. I'd still like to get a good laugh by watching you sing CBT.

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  152. More music Samantha? Thanks.

    And you and CBT have fun drinking the booze tonight.

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  153. there are no pics, ceebs. and i dont believe they are of your kids either.
    i need to go get some cakesters, this is ridiculous how badly i want some. it will be an early bday present to me.

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  154. Try not to splurge too much on yourself kinkyb!tch.

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  155. i hope one day cbt send in a video of himself doing the little sing alongs he does at the local toolshed.

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  156. Funny. I wonder what he and the boys sing?

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  157. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNoouLa7uxA

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  158. That's a pretty gay song for sure.

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  159. LOL - by design sours by design..

    I was wondering if you were even paying attention

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  160. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExKWE2lsTeE

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  161. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uj8nC5sLRj0

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  162. http://perezhilton.com/2010-03-02-baby-gaga#respond

    haha

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  163. Those videos sucked too Wopness.

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  164. nots as bad as the san antonio sours

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  165. i bet cbt and the boys sing bon jovi tunes.

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  166. They probably sing Boy George songs.

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  167. do you think cbt plays the lead role of boy george?

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  168. <---- bought DoubleStuff Cakesters... my fat ass thanks you KB.

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  169. Bitch! I didn't and I have a headache now and I am pretty sure it is because my frontal lobe and cerebellum needed chocolate.

    Spurs-it's 8 in Texas. Lost is on, no? Watch it if it is.

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  170. I'm sorry Kb, the double stuff ones were on sale at Fry's for $2.49. Come over, I will share

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  171. Anonymous:

    They wanted to nail the Boy's part, so they picked someone more masculine out of the group.

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  172. Damn kinkyb!tch!!!!!

    Looks like I'm going to miss Lost again. Sucks.

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