Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Epic Beard Man's Punchout



I could play Mike Tyson's Punchout forever when I was a kid.

Thanks for this Anonymous.
Posted by SPURS FAN at 12:41 PM
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337 comments:

  1. kbeezyMarch 2, 2010 at 12:52 PM

    I want to meet EBM. I think we could have really deep convos and he would love to play Getting to know you with me. How can we find him?

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  2. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 12:53 PM

    Probably a homeless shelter somewhere in CA. Or a street corner.

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  3. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 12:54 PM

    Actually, I think he said he has a place.

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  4. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 12:56 PM

    What? I just said I think he has a place.

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  5. kbeezyMarch 2, 2010 at 12:56 PM

    my leg looks pretty tan in that pic, maybe I should put it back.

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  6. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 12:57 PM

    If I were you, I'd keep rope away from the dog. And pills.

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  7. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 12:58 PM

    I mean, you can tell he already wants to get away from you when you were taking him home. Staring out the window, planning an escape at some point.

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  8. kbeezyMarch 2, 2010 at 12:59 PM

    hes not suicidal. he loves it here. he gets to snuggle on my lap (all of you wish you could do the same), I take him to the dog park all the time, he gets to snuggle on my comfy couch,he eats steak every night, he has the coolest name ever. He is living better than most right now.

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  9. kbeezyMarch 2, 2010 at 1:00 PM

    lol, no he wasnt. look at his ears, all perked up. he was anxious to see what new adventure life had in store for him.

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  10. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 1:00 PM

    He's suicidal for sure. I doubt he eats steak all the time, and "Doug" isn't a cool name for a dog.

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  11. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 1:01 PM

    No, he was just trying to gauge how fast things were flying by in the window to figure out if he would die if he jumped out.

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  12. kbeezyMarch 2, 2010 at 1:01 PM

    no, he doesnt, i made that up.he eats that stuff in a bag for puppies.
    i am freezing right now! it isnt even that cold today..i think im dying.

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  13. kbeezyMarch 2, 2010 at 1:02 PM

    he looks like a doug though, dont you think?

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  14. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 1:04 PM

    You are cold all the time, aren't you?

    And yeah, he looks like a Doug.

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  15. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 1:05 PM

    What's a depressing name? That's what you should call him.

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  16. kbeezyMarch 2, 2010 at 1:06 PM

    this is getting kinda weird, the coldness. perhaps I should see a doctor. I probably wont though.
    In the summer I am always hot. I know..shocking, hot in the summer in a desert, I'm odd like that.

    Spurs, remember 2dirty4u? what happened to that guy and his fake avatar pic?

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  17. kbeezyMarch 2, 2010 at 1:07 PM

    his new name is prozac.

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  18. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 1:08 PM

    Good question about 2dirty4u. Not sure. Haven't seen him around in awhile.

    I did notice Pelican visited the other day for a little while, but he didn't leave a comment.

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  19. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 1:09 PM

    Prozac is fitting. That's what you should start calling him.

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  20. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 1:13 PM

    I think Wopness is rubbing one out to your leg kinkyb!tch. He just disappeared.

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  21. kbeezyMarch 2, 2010 at 1:19 PM

    Yeah, he probably is. Perv.
    Spurs, I gotta go. I shall return later.
    Lost is on tonight as well. Im so exctied, last week was REALLY good. You dont know what you are missing.
    Oh, and guess what! Remember I told you Matthew Fox (he is Jack on Lost) was really cute? Well I read somewhere that he had an affair with some stripper, so now I know he will for sure cheat on his wife. This ups my chances for getting a turn with him before my life is over. Best news I heard all week.

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  22. AnonymousMarch 2, 2010 at 1:28 PM

    My pimp stole all my blow.. Helllllllllp

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  23. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 1:29 PM

    Later on Kinkyb!tch. And yeah, it seems I don't know what I'm missing. I don't know how I survive.

    And yeah, I heard about that goof Fox and the stripper as well.

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  24. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 1:31 PM

    Anonymous:

    Did you not read the latest news? Pam found herself a man. He's a professional soccer player.

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  25. WTDMarch 2, 2010 at 2:09 PM

    "SPURS FAN said...

    Yeah right Wopness, you might be 5 foot 6.


    March 2, 2010 12:48 PM
    kbeezy said...


    Wop, did you play anything besides bball? Dice/dominoes doesnt count.
    Do you have any piercings?"


    Spurs: i'll make a wager with you, on my height.

    KB: I played little league baseball but i sucked, played football in popwarner and high school. I think thats it other than PE

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  26. WTDMarch 2, 2010 at 2:10 PM

    No piercings either

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  27. WTDMarch 2, 2010 at 2:12 PM

    Why is KB's dog so depressed?

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  28. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 2:13 PM

    Good question. It's like he's just heartbroken. Maybe she beats him.

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  29. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 2:13 PM

    And where is Skeets today?

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  30. ElfieMarch 2, 2010 at 2:17 PM

    KB~ Keep him away from the pills... my dogs looked like that just prior to tring to commit suicide by Children's Motrin but I brought them back from the brink, amazing what $ can do.

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  31. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 2:17 PM

    Hey Wopness,

    Check out how kinkyb!tch has her dog in the front seat without a seat belt on.

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  32. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 2:18 PM

    There she is! What's up Streets?

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  33. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 2:19 PM

    I remember that story about your dogs getting sick Streets.

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  34. ElfieMarch 2, 2010 at 2:21 PM

    I'm here Sours, well at least for the moment.

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  35. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 2:21 PM

    That's good Skeets. How's your day going so far? Busy?

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  36. WTDMarch 2, 2010 at 2:23 PM

    Sours - dont talk about elfie man now

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  37. WTDMarch 2, 2010 at 2:23 PM

    spurs - so you wanna wager or not?

    PS I was 5'6" in middle school beyotch

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  38. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 2:25 PM

    Why would I want to wager you? And how would you prove it anyway? What are you going to do? Take a pic of you standing next to a height measurement?

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  39. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 2:26 PM

    And I'm not going to talk about Fire Marshall Bill.

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  40. WTDMarch 2, 2010 at 2:27 PM

    Yes I could do it that way... bet me sucka!

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  41. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 2:28 PM

    I'll bet you $1.

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  42. WTDMarch 2, 2010 at 2:29 PM

    Fire Marshall Bill? LOL

    I found a video of elfie man.

    gay, mexican, fireman

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cjrqCPBJAE

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  43. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 2:33 PM

    I can't listen to it.

    What's the deal?

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  44. ElfieMarch 2, 2010 at 2:33 PM

    What are amberlamps?

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  45. WTDMarch 2, 2010 at 2:35 PM

    Bring da amba lamps!

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  46. ElfieMarch 2, 2010 at 2:40 PM

    Where's my comment?!

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  47. WTDMarch 2, 2010 at 2:42 PM

    What? Im no better than amba lamps? rude.

    I consider myself a more superior color of lamp than amber

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  48. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 2:44 PM

    What comment you referring to Streets?

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  49. ElfieMarch 2, 2010 at 2:45 PM

    Not the amba lamps dude, you know what I'm talking about.

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  50. WTDMarch 2, 2010 at 2:45 PM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5KMcLA44w0

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  51. WTDMarch 2, 2010 at 2:45 PM

    Strizil: was that really him? LOL sorry i was just trying to play, I didnt realize that was ACTUALLY him

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  52. ElfieMarch 2, 2010 at 2:47 PM

    Raskal is annoying...

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  53. ElfieMarch 2, 2010 at 2:48 PM

    What are you talking about Wop? hater.

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  54. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 2:50 PM

    Wop has his PHD.

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  55. WTDMarch 2, 2010 at 2:54 PM

    Im not hating.. im just messin with you. Italians always push the issue when they know something bothers someone. same with lawyers...

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  56. ElfieMarch 2, 2010 at 2:55 PM

    Fake PHD would not be out of character. I hate it when I ask someone to stop and they choose not to.

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  57. WTDMarch 2, 2010 at 2:55 PM

    Raskal is actually my cousin. By marriage

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  58. WTDMarch 2, 2010 at 2:55 PM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmtuUanE8Yk

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  59. ElfieMarch 2, 2010 at 2:55 PM

    I gotta go now... I'm annoyed.

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  60. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 2:56 PM

    Streets,

    Don't let that 5 foot Italian bother you.

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  61. WTDMarch 2, 2010 at 2:57 PM

    Elfie: call the waaaaaaaamba lamps

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  62. ElfieMarch 2, 2010 at 2:59 PM

    Oh shut up Wop...

    Spurs~ is that like a $5 footlong?

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  63. ElfieMarch 2, 2010 at 2:59 PM

    The spic-y Italian?

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  64. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 3:00 PM

    Streets:

    He's worth about $5, so yes.

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  65. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 3:00 PM

    I'd say he's the meatball.

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  66. WTDMarch 2, 2010 at 3:01 PM

    Oh no I am so sad.

    I am asking you guys to stop now

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  67. ElfieMarch 2, 2010 at 3:01 PM

    My mouth hurts... call the waaaamba lamps. I have to go to the dentist tomorrow to determine the fate of my wisdom teeth.

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  68. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 3:01 PM

    They are going to get pulled.

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  69. WTDMarch 2, 2010 at 3:04 PM

    Oh god I still have mine... I am scared!

    At first they said I didnt need them out, now they are hurting me again

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  70. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 3:04 PM

    I still have my wisdom teeth too.

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  71. ElfieMarch 2, 2010 at 3:06 PM

    YEah I am sure they are but really all they are determining is how hard they are going to FUCK my wallet. I'm going to make sure I look extra poor tomorrow.

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  72. WTDMarch 2, 2010 at 3:06 PM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQeW0aVnOco

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  73. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 3:07 PM

    Streets:

    So whatever happened to your case? Did you get the loot yet?

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  74. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 3:08 PM

    They probably are trying to determine that, that's a good one.

    I'll put them for $100.

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  75. WTDMarch 2, 2010 at 3:08 PM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZ574GAdMNI

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  76. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 3:09 PM

    You a DJ today Wopness or what?

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  77. WTDMarch 2, 2010 at 3:11 PM

    werd

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  78. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 3:12 PM

    You are like Samantha Ronson.

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  79. WTDMarch 2, 2010 at 3:13 PM

    I gotta go to the bank before I bounce checks.. ill holla at ch'yalls

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  80. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 3:14 PM

    Later on Sam. Have fun at the bank.

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  81. ElfieMarch 2, 2010 at 3:16 PM

    Yeah I got some loot... but not enough to do anything cool with. I'm just paying off all my debt so I can go back to worry-free debt living.

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  82. ElfieMarch 2, 2010 at 3:18 PM

    I just got off the phone with my lawyer acutally... I sent them a fruit bouquet today.

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  83. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 3:18 PM

    "I'm just paying off all my debt so I can go back to worry-free debt living."

    That's smart Streets.

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  84. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 3:19 PM

    That was nice of you Streets.

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  85. AnonymousMarch 2, 2010 at 3:31 PM

    this is the best remake/remix i have ever seen. and did pam really land herself a boyfriend? thats a joke right?

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  86. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 3:33 PM

    What's up Anonymous? Yeah, she did. She was on here last night. He's a soccer player. She met him a few days ago, which is a long ass time. They are moving in together.

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  87. kbMarch 2, 2010 at 3:36 PM

    fruit? Streets, that is so gay.

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  88. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 3:37 PM

    What? I'm sure whatever birds ate it after the lawyers through it out appreciated her thought.

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  89. kbMarch 2, 2010 at 3:37 PM

    I hope Pam doesn't get pregnant by any of these douchbags.
    Actually, if she does, that would make a retarded reality TV show, so of course it would make tons of cash. Maybe she should.

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  90. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 3:38 PM

    Good point. Pam should have her own reality show.

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  91. AnonymousMarch 2, 2010 at 3:42 PM

    they met a few days ago and are moving in together? sometimes i wish that chick would just die.

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  92. AnonymousMarch 2, 2010 at 3:43 PM

    shes all about stupid fucking drama that people are tired of.

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  93. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 3:43 PM

    That's a little harsh Anonymous.

    But yeah, they went house hunting or some shit together. I mean, I guess he's moving there or some shit, I knew better than to ask specific details.

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  94. kbMarch 2, 2010 at 3:44 PM

    Simmah down, Anon.
    I'm sure it was love at first sight and he won't make her sign a pre-nup and they will be together forever.
    This kind of stuff happens all the time.

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  95. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 3:45 PM

    Exactly kinkyb!tch. And a professional athlete (assuming he is one) is no doubt going to be faithful to her. I mean, athletes aren't known to be womanizers at all.

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  96. AnonymousMarch 2, 2010 at 3:49 PM

    hey pam, if youre reading this the next time you 'try' and kill yourself please use a fully automatic uzi and a 30 round clip. dont waste our time with the attention whore wrist slitting shit. if youre gonna do it, do it right you pussy.

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  97. kbMarch 2, 2010 at 3:49 PM

    As long as he pinky swears to not do anyone else while on away games, he is legit.

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  98. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 3:51 PM

    But if he has his fingers crossed on his other hand it negates the pinky swear.

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  99. kbMarch 2, 2010 at 3:51 PM

    I am actually thinking that this sounds so kosher I may move to WA myself and find a soccer player to marry.
    Holy shiz, I just realized something! I used to play soccer--who from the same team wouldn't want to marry me?! Cha-ching! I'm getting married to a soccer player, too!

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  100. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 3:51 PM

    No kinkyb!tch, she's still in Vegas.

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  101. kbMarch 2, 2010 at 3:52 PM

    What team plays out of WA anyway? He probably coaches a youth league is what he meant when he told Pam he is a soccer professional.

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  102. AnonymousMarch 2, 2010 at 3:53 PM

    i met doutzen kroes in my dreams last night and we already found a house!

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  103. kbMarch 2, 2010 at 3:53 PM

    Well whatever, even better. A drunk and horny soccer player will be sure to fall for my charm in no time.

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  104. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 3:54 PM

    Congrats Anonymous. I met the woman of my dreams in a cereal aisle but I killed her over the phone when she smarted off to me.

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  105. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 3:55 PM

    No doubt kinkyb!tch. Maybe he'll be a gambling degenerate too.

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  106. AnonymousMarch 2, 2010 at 3:55 PM

    spurs, when you saw the woman of your dreams was she riding an angry tiger with a unicorn on a leash?

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  107. kbMarch 2, 2010 at 3:55 PM

    Dang Anon, that chick is hot! I had to google her, I had no idea who that was.
    SPurs, have you seen this broad? I'd do her.
    http://www.celebritywonder.com/picture/Doutzen_Kroes/DoutzenKroes_Kambouris_6453762.jpg

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  108. kbMarch 2, 2010 at 3:56 PM

    I think the comments are messing up again..

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  109. AnonymousMarch 2, 2010 at 3:56 PM

    thats my wife to be! she just doesnt know it yet.

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  110. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 3:56 PM

    She was Anonymous. And a leprechaun was right next to her carryinga pot of gold.

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  111. kbMarch 2, 2010 at 3:56 PM

    they are delayed..

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  112. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 3:57 PM

    Yes, I googled her too. She is hot.

    And yes, some of the comments are delaying.

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  113. AnonymousMarch 2, 2010 at 3:59 PM

    so when you killed her over the phone did you use the magic words, 'just die'?

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  114. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 4:00 PM

    No, I cast a magic spell on her. It's a secret. I can't write it here or you might die.

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  115. kbMarch 2, 2010 at 4:01 PM

    Yeah don't do it, Spurs. We can't have Anon die, that would be a travesty.

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  116. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 4:01 PM

    Everyone would die if they read it kinkyb!tch. That wouldn't be any good.

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  117. AnonymousMarch 2, 2010 at 4:02 PM

    check her out naked:

    http://www.fatbackmedia.com/nsfw/2009/03/14/doutzen-kroes-nude-and-super-model-that-is/doutzen-kroes-nude-1/

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  118. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 4:02 PM

    I'd face multiple murder charges. But I'd probably beat them.

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  119. AnonymousMarch 2, 2010 at 4:02 PM

    would it be like that movie, 'the ring'?

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  120. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 4:03 PM

    It would be, but better of course.

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  121. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 4:03 PM

    And that Doutzen Kroes really is hot. But that's not really going out on a limb.

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  122. AnonymousMarch 2, 2010 at 4:05 PM

    man, i wanna watch doutzen kroes take a shower.

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  123. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 4:07 PM

    You could always follow her from hotel to hotel and spy on her like that dude did Erin Andrews.

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  124. kbMarch 2, 2010 at 4:09 PM

    Wop will represent you, Spurs. You will get off for sure.
    She is cute, she kinda reminds me of Denise Richards though and that is bugging me. Denise it good looking for her age, but kinda haggard at the same time.

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  125. AnonymousMarch 2, 2010 at 4:12 PM

    man, if erin andrews didnt have such a manly jawline she would be gorgeous.

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  126. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 4:12 PM

    I wonder if Wop would give me a discount.

    And good call on Denise Richards kinkyb!tch. I hear you.

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  127. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 4:14 PM

    She does kind of have a manly jawline.

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  128. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 4:14 PM

    In certain pics it appears that way.

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  129. ElfieMarch 2, 2010 at 4:17 PM

    It's not gay KB... its one of those edible bouquets.
    http://www.ediblearrangements.com/fruit-bouquet-detail.aspx?ArrangementID=57&StoreID=0&OrderType=&SelectedDate=&AreaName=&set=true

    I want someone to send me one.

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  130. kbMarch 2, 2010 at 4:18 PM

    have you ever tasted Oreo cakesters?
    They are good, just in case you were wondering. REally sweet, but I like sugar, so it was okay for me. Pretty sure they are fat free as well.

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  131. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 4:18 PM

    That actually looks pretty good Streets.

    Maybe Wopness will send you one.

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  132. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 4:19 PM

    Oreo cakester? Are they just like Oreos?

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  133. ElfieMarch 2, 2010 at 4:20 PM

    Wop hates my guts now...

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  134. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 4:22 PM

    I don't think he hates your guts. What makes you think that?

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  135. kbMarch 2, 2010 at 4:29 PM

    sorta spursy, but not.
    they are like cake on the outside, but delicious cake. the inside is the same as well. they are bigger than a typical oreo. they are so good, and i want some but dont want to drive to the store. i wish i had a personal assistant on days like today.

    elf, yeah those are cool, i was just effin with ya. i will send you one.

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  136. kbMarch 2, 2010 at 4:30 PM

    oh hates her guts.
    he told me so just a bit ago.
    i promised not to tell but then i remembered he didnt make me pinky swear so Im free to break the promise.

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  137. kbMarch 2, 2010 at 4:33 PM

    one of my friends is all bummed cause his baby's momma is about to pop out another kid w/some other dude. She has only been with him a year..or it will be a year next month, idk. He just got divorced, lost his house during it, and is 10 yrs older than her. And ugly. Why he is sad and not laughing at her ass, I'll never know. Hes pissing me off w/his status updates though.

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  138. WTDMarch 2, 2010 at 4:35 PM

    Oh no, still luv my elfie, i was just breaking balls... Elfster was the one that got all serious

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  139. kbMarch 2, 2010 at 4:46 PM

    well its true. just shut up already. so shes a hizoe and you wont get to play house with her and your kid forever. i coulda told you that long before you knocked her up. he should be glad he got rid of her when he did and now she is someone elses problem.

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  140. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 4:48 PM

    Uh, are you expecting him to read that here or what?

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  141. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 4:49 PM

    What's up CBT? What's the deal with the "nobody drowned and nobody died" line?

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  142. CBTMarch 2, 2010 at 4:52 PM

    "SPURS FAN said...

    What's up CBT? What's the deal with the "nobody drowned and nobody died" line?"

    Several folks have died on me since September. It's from an old song "Might As Well Go For A Soda" and no, it's not country.

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  143. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 4:53 PM

    "And if you're an ignorant, histrionic psycho bitch with delusions of grandeur, you can be a Senator from California."

    True.

    And who do you know that drowned?

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  144. kbMarch 2, 2010 at 4:54 PM

    no spurs, but perhaps i will cut and paste that message over.
    i have told him this before, he doesnt listen. he will be fine w/o her, but i know it bugs him to have an out of wedlock child and how he will always be a blended family now. he is old-fashioned like that.

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  145. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 4:55 PM

    How old is the guy?

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  146. CBTMarch 2, 2010 at 4:57 PM

    "And who do you know that drowned?"

    Nobody lately.

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  147. CBTMarch 2, 2010 at 4:57 PM

    kb, I sent you a couple of pics of my daughters when they were both 4 months old.

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  148. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 4:58 PM

    Well, that's good CBT.

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  149. ElfieMarch 2, 2010 at 4:58 PM

    He should have wrapped it up...

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  150. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 4:58 PM

    Good advice Streets.

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  151. ElfieMarch 2, 2010 at 5:00 PM

    I stole it from KB.

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  152. CBTMarch 2, 2010 at 5:01 PM

    At least kb hasn't given us any graphic diseased penis descriptions in a while.

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  153. kbMarch 2, 2010 at 5:02 PM

    I know. They all fall for it though, Streets. It's all fun and games until your sperm meets her egg. This dude she is with now shoulda wrapped it up also. He will be footing a child support bill (on top of his alimony and lawyer bills he pays) in about 8-16 months. Mark my words.
    Spurs-my pal is 28

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  154. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 5:04 PM

    That's because all her men finally took some meds for the problem.

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  155. kbMarch 2, 2010 at 5:05 PM

    My penis stories are to warn you all against the hidden dangers that lurk inside vaginas. Everyone laughs when I preach protected sex, even if you are married, unless you are looking to knock her up, but who do they come crying to when it burns while the pee? Me. (rhymed, havent done that in a while)

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  156. CBTMarch 2, 2010 at 5:05 PM

    I don't think kb has seen that many of her men's penises. A lot of her love life is in her head.

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  157. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 5:05 PM

    You haven't rhymed in awhile kinkyb!tch. Nice, that was a real complicated one.

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  158. CBTMarch 2, 2010 at 5:06 PM

    kb, did you check your mail?

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  159. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 5:06 PM

    Be careful kinkyb!tch, it's probably a pic of CBT's junk.

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  160. CBTMarch 2, 2010 at 5:07 PM

    Spurs, I'm not Drew. I'm far too much of a gentleman to send out pics of my "junk".

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  161. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 5:10 PM

    That's good CBT.

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  162. kbMarch 2, 2010 at 5:11 PM

    no, ceebs. ill go in a sec.
    those gross penises didnt all belong to me, no. sick. they were patients. and did i tell you penis stories? i thought it was all chicks i told you guys about.

    your last line made me ponder something, ceebs. what if a chick sends out pics of her junk, is she not a lady? not that ive ever done that..im just wondering.

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  163. CBTMarch 2, 2010 at 5:12 PM

    Yes, ladies send out those pics. So if you ever decide to...

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  164. CBTMarch 2, 2010 at 5:17 PM

    I've been practicing Clint Black's "Killin' Time" in preparation for Karaoke Thursday night.

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  165. WTDMarch 2, 2010 at 5:17 PM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrVCRQd1ugU

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  166. CBTMarch 2, 2010 at 5:19 PM

    Later y'all, it's beer-thirty.

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  167. WTDMarch 2, 2010 at 5:20 PM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tQo_CqkwDw

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  168. WTDMarch 2, 2010 at 5:20 PM

    Im gettin drunk den a mutha fukka tonight

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  169. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 5:22 PM

    I'd still like to get a good laugh by watching you sing CBT.

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  170. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 5:23 PM

    More music Samantha? Thanks.

    And you and CBT have fun drinking the booze tonight.

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  171. kbMarch 2, 2010 at 5:26 PM

    there are no pics, ceebs. and i dont believe they are of your kids either.
    i need to go get some cakesters, this is ridiculous how badly i want some. it will be an early bday present to me.

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  172. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 5:28 PM

    Try not to splurge too much on yourself kinkyb!tch.

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  173. AnonymousMarch 2, 2010 at 5:35 PM

    i hope one day cbt send in a video of himself doing the little sing alongs he does at the local toolshed.

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  174. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 5:36 PM

    Funny. I wonder what he and the boys sing?

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  175. WTDMarch 2, 2010 at 5:41 PM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNoouLa7uxA

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  176. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 5:44 PM

    That's a pretty gay song for sure.

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  177. WTDMarch 2, 2010 at 5:46 PM

    LOL - by design sours by design..

    I was wondering if you were even paying attention

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  178. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 5:47 PM

    I'm paying attention.

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  179. WTDMarch 2, 2010 at 5:48 PM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExKWE2lsTeE

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  180. WTDMarch 2, 2010 at 5:49 PM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uj8nC5sLRj0

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  181. ElfieMarch 2, 2010 at 5:51 PM

    http://perezhilton.com/2010-03-02-baby-gaga#respond

    haha

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  182. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 5:52 PM

    Those videos sucked too Wopness.

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  183. WTDMarch 2, 2010 at 5:53 PM

    nots as bad as the san antonio sours

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  184. WTDMarch 2, 2010 at 5:54 PM

    Im outtie

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  185. WTDMarch 2, 2010 at 5:54 PM

    peace in the middle east

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  186. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 5:54 PM

    Later Wopness.

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  187. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 5:55 PM

    Streets:

    That was disturbing.

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  188. ElfieMarch 2, 2010 at 5:57 PM

    Wasn't it though?!

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  189. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 6:06 PM

    It was.

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  190. AnonymousMarch 2, 2010 at 6:14 PM

    199

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  191. AnonymousMarch 2, 2010 at 6:14 PM

    200!

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  192. AnonymousMarch 2, 2010 at 6:16 PM

    i bet cbt and the boys sing bon jovi tunes.

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  193. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 6:35 PM

    Congrats Anonnymous.

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  194. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 6:35 PM

    They probably sing Boy George songs.

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  195. AnonymousMarch 2, 2010 at 7:37 PM

    do you think cbt plays the lead role of boy george?

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  196. Elfie StreetsMarch 2, 2010 at 7:53 PM

    <---- bought DoubleStuff Cakesters... my fat ass thanks you KB.

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  197. kbMarch 2, 2010 at 8:10 PM

    Bitch! I didn't and I have a headache now and I am pretty sure it is because my frontal lobe and cerebellum needed chocolate.

    Spurs-it's 8 in Texas. Lost is on, no? Watch it if it is.

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  198. Elfie StreetsMarch 2, 2010 at 8:23 PM

    I'm sorry Kb, the double stuff ones were on sale at Fry's for $2.49. Come over, I will share

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  199. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 8:37 PM

    Anonymous:

    They wanted to nail the Boy's part, so they picked someone more masculine out of the group.

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  200. SPURS FANMarch 2, 2010 at 8:38 PM

    Damn kinkyb!tch!!!!!

    Looks like I'm going to miss Lost again. Sucks.

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