Wednesday, March 3, 2010
Porn for Bibles at the University of Texas at San Antonio
Here you go DG, another proud moment for San Antonio. How many Bibles do you think the guy at the 46 second mark would need to exchange to get a haircut and a new shirt?
I'm for that program.
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This is badass :)
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Maynard? You are like a ghost. You appear like once a month man.
ReplyDeleteoh my gosh! That guy (46 sec mark) looks scary! He needs a face transplant as well.
ReplyDeleteI don't have any porn, Spurs, will you turn in some of yours and get me the Quran? I want to read that after I am done with the Book of Mormon.
No kinkyb!tch, what happens is you trade your Bible or Quran for porn.
ReplyDeleteI like the name smut for smut.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up EV? So are you going to try cooking up a pizza today?
ReplyDeleteNo. I might make the dough, but it has to cure for a day.
ReplyDeleteNo. I might make the dough, but it has to cure for a day.
ReplyDeleteThat's cool.
ReplyDeleteSo I have one porn video and I have one bible...
ReplyDeleteWell, you could trade the Bible and get another porn. Or you could just keep your Bible and watch porn online for free. Like full length movies, not lame 30 second clips.
ReplyDeletebut what I really need is a fork. I cannot eat my lunch without a fork
ReplyDeleteYou know what I hate about porn videos? First of all yeah it's 7 hrs of porn but only about 10 mintutes of porn I'd like to watch and second it is never the person on the cover on the video. So stupid.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if they rip all of the paper out and make joints with it.
ReplyDelete"second it is never the person on the cover on the video"
ReplyDeleteYep!
Who knows what they do with them?
ReplyDeleteSomne healthy choice carribean chicken nonsense. I cant really eat anyway... my mouth is still messed up. I go the the DDS today.
ReplyDeleteWhat time is your appointment? Don't you leave early on Wednesdays?
ReplyDeleteoh, I guess I should've A) listened to the video and B) watched it past the 46 sec mark.
ReplyDeleteI will turn in my 2 bibles after I am done reading them and get you porn, Spurs.
Happy Early Birthday! =)
You know what I hate about porn, Elf? The dudes are all beat.
Yeah I leave early on Weds anyway but I haev to be there are 2, so I'm leaving in a couple hours here.
ReplyDeleteEazy-what pizza joint were you talking about the other night?
ReplyDeleteElfie-I told you to get those teeth out.
Well, at least you realized your mistake kinkyb!tch. I guess I can take your suicidal dog down.
ReplyDeleteAnd maybe you should give some porn to yourself for your birthday.
leave my leg alone, Spurs!
ReplyDeleteThe guys are always beat with big beer bellies and ish... it's obviously not madde for women.
ReplyDeleteI bet your profile views have went up considerably since you put my leg pic up, Spurs. I for one have looked at many times. My leg looks soft.
ReplyDeleteSkeets:
ReplyDeleteWhat about Ron Jeremy? You don't find that hot?
Pretty much everyone doing porn is beat.
ReplyDeleteI was talking about Barro's.
I hate the ones with long pubes. Sick.
ReplyDeleteNo kinkyb!tch, people just look at the pic to figure out if they should call Animal Control to have them pick up your depressed dog. They just want to be able to describe him better.
ReplyDeleteYeah I'm getting them out... they are going to look at them and determine the method of sedation I need and how much it's going to cost.
ReplyDeleteBarro's? Yeah..they are okay, I like how the celery that comes with the wings gets warm cause they pack it together. They are no Peter Piper Pizza though. No one tops that cardoboard crust or extra sauce. I like their Chicago style one. It is probably not similar to the real thing at all, but it is still good.
ReplyDeletelocal elfie, local. GA is to squeeze every last penny out of you. Unless you have a an active infection or an abcess, you can do without GA. It may suck cause you will hear the instruments against your bone/teeth, and see them being passed back and forth, but the overall cost is not worth tuning out the sound and closing your eyes.
ReplyDeleteWe have an unspoken (at least to the patients) rule in healthcare. If you've seen one& assisted with one, then you can do one. So I can pull your teeth for you.
You really think you could kinkyb!tch?
ReplyDeletePack it together as in the same bag? Where else is it supposed to go?
ReplyDeleteI don't do well with GA anyway... I mean I don't wake up. Twice I was supposed to wake up at a certain time and did not even open my eyes for 5 hrs after when they said I should be able to leave.
ReplyDeleteyes, I know I could Spurs. I would make her sign a waiver saying she couldn't sue me/call the cops and get me charged with practicing w/o a license, but yeah, she'd be fine.
ReplyDeleteEazy-I mean they put the celery in the same styrofoam container as the wings. The wings are in a little sandwich baggie so they dont get nasty sauce on them, but they are right on top of the warm wings. It is pretty amazing. And their ranch is the best too, does the boss make it as well?
Come pull my teeth then KB, I just want them gone already! My sister got hers out and said her cheeks got hallowed looking... is that normal?
ReplyDeleteOMG this is the WORST healthy choice meal ever (next to the one that had beans in it that stayed hard no matter how long I cooked it) tastes like jerk sawdust... this is horrible. BTW I am eating with a spoon and gummin my food like an elderly home patient that's lost their dentures.
I'm sure that is a funny sight Streets.
ReplyDeleteThe boss doesn't make it himself, but they do make their own ranch.
ReplyDeleteAnd of course it's in the same bag. But, the wings are sub-par now that they switched sauce companies. They use to have the same sauces as Wings Express.
ReplyDeletedon't even do nitrous, it is not worth it. I felt bad for everyone that got suckered into paying for sedation-seriously, some people paid like $2k-w/insurance. Insane. They will tell you that they way they are coming in, the way the roots are curved, your age, etc., will all play a role in efficiently pulling them w/a local anesthetic (and healing) but it is all BS. If you are worried about staying calm for all 4 being pulled, as it can take what seems like a long time, then do two at a time.
ReplyDeleteThat does not sound normal (sunken cheeks). Are you sure she doesn't smoke crack?
wings are gross no matter what is on them.
ReplyDeleteSteal that ranch recipe for me, Eazy.
Good theory kinkyb!tch. I think we might have found out who left that crack pipe in Streets yard.
ReplyDeletehaha! Yep, she's busted!
ReplyDeleteMy sister lives in Houston... she does not smoke crack but she is crazy as a crack head.
ReplyDeleteIs most of your family crazy Streets? I mean, you seem somewhat normal.
ReplyDeletethere is always the lone sane one in a family of crazies.
ReplyDeleteI am that lone one as well. I feel your lonely pain, Streets.
So you come from a crazy family like Skeets?
ReplyDeleteNow things are starting to make sense.
Spurs, why is blogger messing with your site?
ReplyDeleteI think they are jealous of your success.
Define crazy, Spurs.
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on now kinkyb!tch? You having more problems? And I sensed some sarcasm in the "success" line.
ReplyDeleteYou define crazy. You said you come from "crazies."
ReplyDeleteI'm the most normal in my immediate family... actually the only "normal" one, maybe I'm not normal at all, I just am better at making myself seem normal. Who knows.
ReplyDelete"I just am better at making myself seem normal."
ReplyDeleteThat's probably it.
Well Streets, kinkyb!tch just dates pedophiles.
ReplyDeleteSo does DG. But I don't think they are pedos. Well, DG might be.
ReplyDeleteWell I have ADD and I have a form of OCD called trichotillomania. I pull my eyelaashes when I get stressed out and when I was 6 I cut them off completely cause they were bothering me haha. I am obviously not that "normal" but I am pretty even-keeled emotionally and that is more than I can say for most of my family.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny you cut off your eyelashes. And how often do you pull them now?
ReplyDeleteProbably only a couple times a year... it's only if I get really really tired or really stressed out. I don't realize I'm doing it at first, until I actually start pulling them out then it's hard to make myself stop haha. I've never taken meds for anything, I just deal with it on my own, it works most of the time.
ReplyDeleteyou have tricho?? I love people like you! So odd and fascinating..
ReplyDeleteEveryone is crazy, Elfie, some can just hide it better than others.
That's cool Streets.
ReplyDeleteI suffer from bouts of greatness sometimes.
You too, Spurs?
ReplyDeleteI met a chick in a support group once (settle down people, I was there for school, not as a participant) and she would pull her pubes out, too. She had no eyebrows or eyelashes either.
ReplyDeleteEV:
ReplyDeleteIndeed. It can be a burden at times.
Yup Tricho haha, I don't eat my hair like some do and it's only my eyelashes I pull. I can control it most of the time.
ReplyDeleteYeah me too Spurs, I am pretty f'n great.
"and she would pull her pubes out, too."
ReplyDeleteThanks for that mental pic kinkyb!tch.
I think of it as being about will-power, you can control any behavior if you really try to, mind over matter you know? I don't let myself give into my impulses. Behavior modification is better than meds in most cases.
ReplyDeleteI could probably control you with my mind Streets.
ReplyDeleteI don't think so Spurs... my mind is pretty strong. I am not easily controlled. Some have tried and it did not go well for them.
ReplyDeleteThese people don't have the mental strength that I do.
ReplyDeleteHave you ever thought you owed someone an apology, but didn't quite know why you felt that way?
ReplyDeleteIf you want to apologize to me kinkyb!tch, anyway you do it would be great.
ReplyDeleteI mean, I've been waiting for awhile now.
It's a good thing you weren't holding your breath. Don't start now either.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't accept your apology anyway.
ReplyDeleteSo who else do you need to aplogize to?
*apologize*
ReplyDeleteNo one. It was just another question I had.
ReplyDeleteAnytime I felt I needed to apologize to someone I knew what it was I needed to apologize for.
ReplyDeleteIt's been awhile since you sprayed questions on here kinkyb!tch, good to see you are still inquisitive.
ReplyDeleteOh, and Streets you can go ahead and apologize to me sometime too.
ReplyDeleteI don't owe you ish Spurs...
ReplyDeleteSpurs, I just noticed that when you made that first vid for the dirty you did not give me a shout out?
ReplyDeleteWTF. Wasn't I cool when I posted there, too?
geezus this video is long!
ReplyDeleteWhatever Skeets. You'll realize you do one day.
ReplyDeleteSorry about the lack of a shout out kinkyb!tch. I hope you can forgive me.
ReplyDeleteyou kinda look like one of the warden's friend's.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah?
ReplyDeleteI dont think I posted much on the Dirty. And I always missed the fights. I'd come on and there'd be like 879 comments, I couldn't keep up. I tried to flirt with Elfie though, I knew she had big tits just by her name.
ReplyDeleteyeah you do.
ReplyDeletebut his hair is red. Not like crazy red, but red, he keeps it short like you. I will try and find one of him and send it to you.
"I tried to flirt with Elfie though"
ReplyDeleteI'm sure she remembers.
He didnt give me a shoot out either... he didn't even know who I was.
ReplyDeleteI did in the one I erased Streets.
ReplyDeleteI do remember actually, RQ and Spurs used to say that with a anme like Elfie I must be hideously ugly. haha
ReplyDeleteBut it was a shout out, not a "shoot out."
ReplyDelete"RQ and Spurs used to say that with a anme like Elfie I must be hideously ugly."
ReplyDeleteAnd? Your point being?
You did Spurs? I dont remember that.
ReplyDeletePrety sure.
ReplyDeleteMy point was that both KB and you were right in your assumptions based on my name.
ReplyDeleteI don't remember ever writing saying I thought you were "hideously ugly" though.
ReplyDeleteSpurs used to tell me that with a name like kinkybitch I must have daddy/knee touching issues.
ReplyDeleteStings still to this day, just sayin.
I never said that either.
ReplyDeleteStreets remembers me flirting. Try as they may, no one forgets the tingle and overall good feelings I provide in my flirting ways.
ReplyDeleteI really should be duplicated, bottled and then prescribed to everyone all over the world. Things would be peachy keen in the world if I was.
Yes you did, spurs.
ReplyDeleteDont make me find the post, I'll dig through that dump to post it here.
My dad is dead too, that hurts.
You go find that post kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteSee Spurs... words you hardly remember hurt others for a long time.
ReplyDeleteI never said that about kinkyb!tch. She's just bullshitting.
ReplyDeleteyeah you did.
ReplyDeleteYour post is there, but none of your comments are, Spurs.
http://thedirty.com/2008/10/21/dirty_spurs_fan5c27s_ride/#comments
You know, I forgot all about your receding hairline. They make meds for that, I can call you in a prescription if you want.
Nice comment on there kinkyb!tch. You must have been able to see through my hat.
ReplyDeleteSome of those comments are still funny.
ReplyDeleteBut there was way more, and you responded to all of us, per usual.
I'm still pissed at you, Spurs.
Funny how you are just bringing this up now.
ReplyDeletesours is gay
ReplyDeletei used to "rip" him non-stop on the dirty
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'm the one attracted to a tranny Wopness.
ReplyDeleteSours! We want another video!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYeah, you really used to "rip" me.
ReplyDeleteI think I remember that comment 'cause it was WEAK.
ReplyDeleteYou didn't hurt my feelings though.
Yeah, make another vid!!
ReplyDeleteI really don't have anything to say in a video, that's the thing.
ReplyDeletesmoke a fat ganj and make a goddamn video now you albino freak of nature, or we will all boycott your site and you will no longer make 3 cents a day!
ReplyDeleteThanks for those thoughts Wopness. And yes, the pennies I make a day will be sorely missed.
ReplyDeleteWop that was just mean.
ReplyDeleteI agree that pot should be involved. But, I also agree that it should be involved in everything, so take that with a grain of salt.
ReplyDeleteKB: you think so? Sorry sours
ReplyDeleteNo problem. I was really upset about it.
ReplyDeleteNo, I didn't think so, Wop.
ReplyDeleteWhat else do you guys believe that I type here?
fatso, mail. It is a post idea, I forgot to add that. The pic is not, it was just for you to see what I was talking about earlier.
ReplyDeleteWop, I know you wish I would be one for you, but I can't ever do that, you know that. Sorry to kill your upcoming weekend. :(
ReplyDeleteYou are welcome to rub it out to me though, just don't tell me about it.
KB: I wont be "rubbing it out" to anyone on here any time soon.
ReplyDeleteSorry to bruise your ego
What about Skeets Wopness?
ReplyDeleteplease read "ANYBODY"
ReplyDeleteWell, actually you wrote "anyone."
ReplyDeleteActually, you are wrong. I posted that tranny you like on here, do you rub it out to him.
ReplyDeleteNo I sure dont
ReplyDeleteLies!
ReplyDeleteTug it, rub it, squeeze it, caress it, spank it-tomato tahmahtoe-you do it.
And I don't even have a super huge ego, so can it.
I'm off to go brush my golden hair 100 times and stare at myself in the mirror and make kissy faces while I admire my new lipgloss on my succulent lips.
I am minus one wisdom tooth.. the other ones require a oral surgeon. My face hurts :(
ReplyDeleteI'd trade the bible for porn.....if I had a bible. What's up Spurs?
ReplyDeleteFrancis... is that really you? ***rubs eyes*** They must have given me some good drugs at the dentist.
ReplyDeleteOh I thought you were already at an oral surg's office.
ReplyDeleteWell, keep all of my advice that I gave you when you go to one.
And take ibuprofen, you don't need those narcs they give you. Fill the scrip and sell 'em.
If I were closer I'd come give you a kiss to make it better.
Rub my rack, I mean my eyes, too Elfie.
ReplyDeleteThey gave me no scripts and the actual pulling did not hurt but now it does. I wish I asked to keep it, I wasn't ready to get a tooth pulled.
ReplyDeleteIt's really me Elfie. But drugs are good, keep taking them.
ReplyDeleteThat sounds like a bad dentist, Elfie. He should've given you Motrin 800s and asked if you wanted Vicodin, Percocet or Darvocet. He also should've advised you to not use a straw for a week (risk of dry sockets), rinse with warm water after meals (so food doesnt get trapped in the socket, this will help prevent infection), eat cold foods for the remainder of the day (numbness will not allow you accuratly gauge temperature of warm food), and utilize a heating pad for imflammation. Bruising may occur on the outside of the cheek as well, that is normal.
ReplyDeleteHe sucks and I apparently should've been a dentist/oral surgeon.
I didnt take drugs I just got home from the dentist Francis... they shot my gums full of novacaine and I am pretty sure it went to my brain too cause I felt weird and ran into a wall afterwards
ReplyDeleteOh, ear pain as well, that is just radiating pain from the surrounding nerves.
ReplyDeleteHi (real) Francis!
Getting your wisdom teeth taken out sucks. I had mine removed when I was like 16 or 17 and my face swole up. I looked like a freakin' chipmunk. Make sure not to get a dry socket
ReplyDeletewas it a lower or upper extraction, Elfie?
ReplyDeleteThere is a spot in the palate that makes the tongue feel like it is lashing when you shoot it up. It is funny to see the reactions when it is done.
My offer to pull your other teeth still stands. I will not touch you while you are out of it, I promise.
Hey KB, how have you been clown? Still throwing down your knowledge to everyone I see..
ReplyDeleteI've been having ear pain since this started... ear and jaw and side of my face.
ReplyDeleteUpper KB, he said those are easy if the root is straight and fuck he hardly charged me anything so I said f it pull that biatch out!
ReplyDeleteHumanitarian fo' life. Everyone here really should be thanking their lucky stars they crossed paths with me.
ReplyDeleteI am well..Elfie is about to schedule oral surgery with me, so I will be better soon.
How are you?
those are super easy, Elfie. Damn, I wanted to do those on you first so you would trust me to drill into your lower jaw bone.
ReplyDeleteI can't complain too much. Work was real busy last month, but I thought I would drop in to see how everyone is doing. You're doing surgeries now? That is impressive KBeezy. What's next, are you going to stop a tsunami or something?
ReplyDeleteDrill? FUCK I'm not excited for that, I hate even the sound of the drill it reminds me of the time I got a filling without any anethesia... ugh I felt the drill and resulting pain vibrating through my entire body.
ReplyDeleteMaybe you need a second opinion Elfie. I'm sure CBT has pulled someones teeth out before over the course of his "magical" life. He will know what you should do.
ReplyDeleteJack of all trades, Francis, jack of all trades.
ReplyDeleteI won't stop any tsunamis though, I want CA to drown so we will get their ocean. I will allow BH to escape to my home to avoid her dying though.
Oh I am going to drill you Elfie.
ReplyDeleteI cannot wait for that KB! Ugh I gotta go pick up my kids and someone elses kid, and get me some BTO frozen yogurt. Talk to you all later.
ReplyDeleteI told you not to get knocked up-they ruin everything!
ReplyDeleteSpurs, Blogger really is jealous of you.
ReplyDeleteFix this, please.
What's going on Francis? Long time no see. Your Bulls aren't looking that goog man.
ReplyDelete*good*
ReplyDeleteAnd kinkyb!tch, what is wrong now?
Yeah, the Bulls have pretty much giving up on this season and are looking towards free agency this summer. I still think they will make the playoffs, but lose in the first round. It could be worse, I guess, could be a Suns fan.....ha.
ReplyDeleteWhat have you been up too man?
*given
ReplyDeleteTrue, you could be a Suns fan. Talk about a pathetic feeling.
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah, the Bulls have given up for sure.
As far as me? Not much man. Have you done anything exciting lately?
Not really man. I did get drunk as hell last weekend with a buddy of mine and went to the river boat (Missouri Vegas)
ReplyDeleteits just a delay sometimes in comments.
ReplyDeleteIm a Suns fan, leave me alone!
Do a little gambling Francis?
ReplyDeletewe had a parade once when we lost in the finals, it was super cool.
ReplyDeleteParade for getting your ass handed to you by the Bulls? That's classic. Maybe they will get the feel of a championship someday, huh Spurs?
ReplyDeleteYeah, I played some blackjack and a little roulette. Lost about 150 or so, not real bad. Do you like gambling?
Hey look, Pam is home!
ReplyDeleteNaked woman tied to tree spurs 911 call
16 commentsMar. 3, 2010 01:48 PM
Associated Press
TACOMA, Wash. – Several police officers responded to a 911 report of a naked woman tied to a tree in Point Defiance Park in Tacoma.
Spokesman Mark Fulghum told the News Tribune officers talked with the woman and a man Tuesday in the Owen Beach area and determined it was a "consensual rendezvous."
No one was arrested.
Francis:
ReplyDeleteNo, that loser team and their fans will never know what it's like to win a championship.
And yeah, I like to gamble. I like to play blackjack.
What the hell has that fool Pam been up too? Did she ever do her porn shoot in AZ?
ReplyDeleteThat's a cute story kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteFrancis:
ReplyDeleteYou didn't see the pics of her doing coke in Las Vegas? Yeah, that's where she is.
And she's engaged to a professional soccer player.
ReplyDeleteIt was a close game, they didnt hand our asses to us.
ReplyDeleteThat game hurts my heart to this day. I am going to spork John Paxson as well. I will probably do it on 6/20 as well, so then Bulls fans will remember that day for a new reason.
No I didn't....are they on your site? Or the dirty? Jesus, the last place that girl needs to be is Vegas....that has no good written all over it.
ReplyDeleteYeah Francis, they are on the site.
ReplyDeleteI'm just messing with you Kbeezy. The Suns finished first of all the losers......that is saying something.
ReplyDeleteKinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteI figured that game where Amare and co. came off the bench and onto the floor and got suspended would break your heart. Or when Duncan hit the 3 in a different year to force OT and the Spurs went on to win the game and series was a ball breaker too.
I just checked them out Spurs.....that girl just doesn't get it......and sadly probably never will.
ReplyDeleteWake up Pam, time to get your life together.
Kinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteMaybe when Nash retires he can go play kickball over in Europe and actually win something.
but if them winning games allows you a different avatar than my Doug, fine, we the Suns will sacrifice a game win for me.
ReplyDeleteCome on KB, quit giving Spurs a hard time about his avatar
ReplyDeleteHe even has his arm around him in that avatar pic.
ReplyDeleteSee? Gay. Ginobli tapes it and sends it to Argentina where they pay top dolla to see two men holla. That is how he was able to buy his shoes and basketball gear.
Your avatar man is just ugly, Francis, so it doesn't matter how many rings he won.
ReplyDeletekinkyb!tch:
ReplyDeleteYou need to find an avatar of Phoenix celebrating losing.
I'm too busy trying to find one with us winning..
ReplyDeleteKB, get a picture of Mark Grace (former Cub) celebrating with the Diamondbacks.......or maybe Matt Leinart lifting up a beer bong.
ReplyDeletethis is a nice one
ReplyDeleteThere's an idea Francis.
ReplyDeleteI forgot Jordan was still in the league.
ReplyDeleteHe's an owner now EV. I'm sure he'll make wise personnel decisions.
ReplyDeleteWhat a bunch of freaks. Sometimes people try too hard to be different.
ReplyDeleteMy comment is not showing up again!
ReplyDeleteBut it says the comments are going through so I guess I will take 200 since I'm here.
ReplyDeleteSo what's up DG?
ReplyDeleteOk maybe not.
ReplyDeleteFuck this. I'm outta here.
I think I got 200.
ReplyDeleteNow it shows up. I don't have time for blogger fuck ups.
ReplyDeleteGoodbye then.
ReplyDelete