Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Woman Attacks Cop with Breast Milk
That lady is quite the stunner. I think her and the other peach below should get together and make a video together. Like a Two Girls, One Cup type of deal.
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Another good one for Phoenix.
ReplyDeleteBreast milk? Decontaminated?
ReplyDeleteThat cop is a wimp, but it's better for him to have that milk rather than a baby...
Maybe he should have held out his coffee cup.
sometimes, i like to sneak into nursery wards, and while the new moms sleep from exhaustion, I sneak in a nice drink from the teet
ReplyDeleteI think that cop is a wimp Anonymoous, maybe the lady just thought the cop was thirsty.
ReplyDeleteThat doesn't surprise me at all Evil.
ReplyDeleteI like the black girls breasts, its chocolate milk
ReplyDeleteI bet Ms. Texas' tit milk tastes like horchata
ReplyDeleteIs it really? I didn't know that.
ReplyDeleteHorchata huh?
ReplyDeleteor refried beans
ReplyDeleteThat's not racist or a stereotype at all.
ReplyDeleteGuys have to be more careful around lactating women... You'll see her drop her shirt and you'll get excited, next thing you know, you can't see her bewbies, milk is running down your face, and you're a victim of 3rd degree assault
ReplyDeleteThat sounds like a fantasy.
ReplyDeleteI saw this at prezhilton.com
ReplyDeletefunny story.. but she doesn't look as cracked out as the lady below
No, the lady below takes the cake.
ReplyDeletebewbies?
ReplyDeletelame.
So do you feel prepared for your test Astrid?
ReplyDeleteYes.. I am about to leave for it..
ReplyDeleteI am not worried about failing
ReplyDeleteI kind of figured. Well, good luck to you.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I don't think you should worry about failing.
ReplyDeleteThis chick looks familiar. I've had dudes tell me breast milk tastes good. I wanted to slap every one of them who said this, but whatever, cop should've tried to catch it instead of getting all uptight over it.
ReplyDeleteAstrid, good luck on your test. When you come back you will have another test-"KB's Getting to know You". Don't fail, or I will have Spurs ban you from the site.
ReplyDeleteWell, it was a female cop kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteI already warned her about your 20 question game kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteKB, what is your most taboo sexual experience?
ReplyDeleteThe guy accidently opened his eyes.
ReplyDeleteOh wait, she slept with a pedophile, does that count as "taboo?"
ReplyDelete*accidentally*
ReplyDeleteshuddup, Spurs.
ReplyDeleteHave you noticed that ad for bacterial vaginosis? It has been up since you posted chick you shaved while driving. Weird.
I haven't noticed that. And I didn't shave that skank, but thanks.
ReplyDeleteDid NTA make it back from Vegas alive? I'm worried..I think I only read where he was there, but not when he came home.
ReplyDeletehaahah! Sorry. I think I was thinking of something else while typing. I didn't mean to insult you Spurs, forgive me.
ReplyDeleteBH-I am not sure why everyone's mind hits the gutter when they read my name/think of me, but I have not taboo stories. I'm actually a virgin.
I was thinking about NTA over the weekend as well kinkyb!tch. I mean, it's surprising that he didn't chime in and wish you a Happy Birthday.
ReplyDeleteHope he's all right.
If he didn't do that..he must be dead. There is no other excuse for one to overlook that day.
ReplyDeleteRIP, bud.
What a nice eulogy for NTA kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteSo last summer I went to the salt river with a huge group of people and we were all a little bit crazy but there was this one chick who had just had a baby a few months prior and she kept whipping out her tits and squirting her milk at passerbys... she should be arrested! For someone who was carrying milk around she sure didn't have any boobs. Seriously though HIV can be spread through breast milk, that is probably why she got decontaminated.
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on Streets?
ReplyDeleteand breast milk is super sweet like sugar water.
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah, I was thinking about the HIV virus as to why the cop was decontaminated.
ReplyDeleteHey Sours!
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on Skeets? How's work going?
ReplyDeleteKB, I shall not join in "Getting to know you" if you act like Spurs and refuse to play.
ReplyDeleteWork's ok... just waiting for the other shoe to drop as always. I was trying to eat lunch but the healthy choice meal I brought was DIS-GUST-ING. It's hit or miss with those things.
ReplyDeleteGood point Bitchhog, that was pretty inconsiderate of her. But you'll have plenty of opportunity to "know her" in about 20 minutes.
ReplyDeleteIf you end up getting another job, I hope we'll have an opportunity to blast your bosses into orbit Streets.
ReplyDeleteyour friend is nasty, Elfie!
ReplyDeleteDid you get checked for chlamydia after you went tubing? That river is nasty.
Skeets, I just read about your job deal, I'm sorry, that sucks. I have worked for crapper bosses as well. Hopefully you can find something better soon.
Lardy, I emailed you back.
what does that mean, Spurs?
ReplyDeleteOkay fine..let me rack my brain, Bh. It has been years since I have had sexual intercourse, I took a vow of celibacy on a dare. Sucka lost a lot of money betting against me.
I saw you e-mailed me back Pedo, lunch is here, so I had to run next door.
ReplyDeleteskeets, get the frenchbread pizza by healthy choice. I am not sure how healthy it is, but it sure is good.
ReplyDeleteI meant Pedo Fucker, excuse me.
ReplyDeleteYeah that river is totally nasty... we weren't actually in it though we had 5 huge 6 people rafts that do not submerge. We didnt use the tubes, we had a floating grill and floating sound system too... ghetto boatin.
ReplyDeleteBe careful with Healthy Choice food. Often it isn't healthy at all. The store brand versions of the same thing are healthier.
ReplyDeleteElfie, what happened at your job?
Damn Skeets, were you on a yacht?
ReplyDeleteOh the squirter chick I had just met... actually didn't know anyone except the friend who had invited me, a couple of them have become friends of mine since. Squirter girl was not one of them.
ReplyDeleteI will try that french bread pizza KB, thanks for the recomendation, I will try it.
BH~ Nothing happened per se, it's just been an ongoing thing where they mistreat me cause they can. After 4 years it's escalated and I'm getting fed-up.
ReplyDeleteSkeets:
ReplyDeleteYou want to feel better? Check out the newest post. At least you don't have that to live down.
Sours~ Not a Yacht...
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avaSdC0QOUM
haha
Damn Skeets, I can't listen to it now, I will when I can. That looks funny.
ReplyDeletekick em in the balls when you do quit, elfie. its only fair.
ReplyDeleteDid you delete the new post, Spurs?
ReplyDeleteIt's back up bud.
ReplyDeleteI will do more than that KB, don't you worry :)
ReplyDeleteWhere did the new post go? I was posting a video of my midget ex
"Astrid, good luck on your test. When you come back you will have another test-"KB's Getting to know You". Don't fail, or I will have Spurs ban you from the site."
ReplyDeleteWhat is that... my official initiation in the real SGM??
That SGM shit is lame. But maybe KB thinks it's cool, in which case it probably is an "initiation."
ReplyDeleteSo how did your test go?
I think I did good on it..
ReplyDeleteHey, that's great. Congrats!
ReplyDeleteI need to run down the road, I'll be back in a little while.
ok...
ReplyDeleteSo are you tired now or what?
ReplyDeleteyea
ReplyDeleteI am listening to music
ReplyDeleteWhat are you listening to? Some more of that depressing/emo music?
ReplyDelete