Monday, March 8, 2010
Woman Gets in Wreck While Shaving Vagina
It's too bad this woman looks like a cheap road whore (I guess I shouldn't be surprised), because the story is pretty good. I mean, her ex-husband is in the passenger seat while she drives without a license to meet her boyfriend all while shaving her cooch?
Awesome.
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Spurs: Check out this doozy
ReplyDeletehttp://thedirty.com/2008/12/16/she_makes_the_cows_say_5c22damn215c22/
Yeah, you got beat down bad.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you do? Research posts where you think you got a good insult or two in?
ReplyDeletehttp://thedirty.com/2009/01/06/would_you3f_leryn_franco/
ReplyDeleteNo, I am completely unbiased...
ReplyDeleteI just like to read some of our old shit. We went at it pretty hard back in the day (no homo)
Yeah, you've posted that Franco post awhile back. That was a good one though.
ReplyDeleteYes we did. Those were fun times.
ReplyDeleteshe drove and tried to shave at the same time?
ReplyDeleteis this outta NJ?
I don't know. Is that where CBT's ex lives?
ReplyDeleteeverything else I can find is just people name jacking us non-stop.
ReplyDeleteThe more I think about it the more it seems like it was Drew.
Why do you ask? Did the Warden ask to skull fuck you?
ReplyDeleteIt was Drew Wopness. It was also Drew who submitted RQ, CBT and MP.
ReplyDeletedude her ex was steering so she can shave her puss for her bf?
ReplyDeleteThis has CBT written all over it
It does.
ReplyDeletedrew - jesus what a sleezeoid! text book jersey... but still kinda funny
ReplyDeleteYeah, he makes me laugh. Especially all those characters he comes up with.
ReplyDeleteno, in the first link Wop posted you said something about skull fucking.
ReplyDeletethe warden knows better than to speak to me with a filthy mouth..
ReplyDeleteOh, I did? That was pretty raunchy of me.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Wopness can explain what it means. He's had it done to him.
ReplyDeleteOh I see I got you back in the mood to joust with my links huh Spursfag?
ReplyDelete"Joust?"
ReplyDeleteAre we in the Middle Ages?
why do you guys get all fancy with naming sex acts?
ReplyDeleteI was a bit scared to look up skull fucked..meh, it was nothing.
you are... at least your skin color is
ReplyDeleteYeah, it's something that you've done quite a bit kinkyb!tch, it's no big deal.
ReplyDeleteOh, that was so destructive Wopness. Damn, that ruined my day.
ReplyDeleteSpurs! I told you to keep those videos you saw of me to yourself.
ReplyDeletethat was probably one hell of a razor nick when she crashed into that pick up truck. I kinda feel bad for her. She's beat, she nicked herself with a razor, and she was dry shaving,so you know she razor bumps now.
ReplyDeleteI sold them kinkyb!tch. I needed 75 cents, though the highest bid was 50 cents. But I took it, I really wanted to get rid of them.
ReplyDeleteThe razor bumps are the least of this skank's worries.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, you really should've left my birthday post up longer. It is buried underneath all of these posts now! Make a "Happy Day After Your Birthday" post now.
ReplyDeleteI think that was left up long enough. If anything I should have left Anonymous's Craigslist ad up longer, but this was too good not to post right away.
ReplyDeleteBesides, you have no interesting story from your birthday.
ReplyDeleteSo where is some dirt on Gary Glitter?
"WTD said...
ReplyDeletedude her ex was steering so she can shave her puss for her bf?
This has CBT written all over it"
It might have me written all over it if she was shaving her cooch to go see her girlfriend.
Oh, you mean Chaz CBT?
ReplyDeleteAnd some Asian named "Slant Eye" was on the post below saying she has unfinished business with you. Or maybe it was a he, not really sure. I do know it was an Asian.
ReplyDeleteI miss Chaz. That little bitch pulled us so much tail.
ReplyDeleteThis lady is disgusting. I bet she was very untrim prior to her drive if you compare it to her hair on her head.
ReplyDeleteBut my guess is her ex husband is her pimp and that is how they support their drug habit. We should send Drew her way.
Can we at least see a pic of this Chaz character? I mean, you don't talk to her anymore do you Non Smokey Bear?
ReplyDeleteWhat's up DG? "Disgusting?"
ReplyDeleteI was thinking she kind of looked like you. But yeah, she has a drug habit no doubt.
So CBT, you didn't answer me earlier. I take it waitress is getting to be a little too clingy already?
ReplyDeleteSpurs, post a pic of some chick you've dated and I'll think about it.
ReplyDeleteI don't take pictures CBT.
ReplyDeleteSorry about that DG. I don't know what I was thinking.
ReplyDeletecbt,
ReplyDeleteThat is impossible because spurs has never dated anybody.
Cheater Bear:
ReplyDeleteI don't see the problem if we see the lesbo.
CBT:
ReplyDeleteI'd ask DG to send in some pics of her clown exes, but I'm not in the mood to see a kid in a diaper.
But then again neither has CBT in 35 years.
ReplyDeleteI posted my ex on Drew's site last summer.
ReplyDeleteDG, he had a waitress over on Saturday and Sunday.
ReplyDeleteI read that. Remember I recommended the jewelry kit to you?
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteI don't take pictures CBT."
Then you've never dated anyone, like DG said. Actually, I understand that because I rarely take pictures myself. I have photophobia from growing up with a flash cube going off in my face every 10 minutes when I was a kid. My mother tokk thousands of pictures. There are probably 10,000 of me before the age of 14 and maybe a half dozen of me after 14. It just never occurs to me to take a picture, and I'm sure not going to do it for the gratification of you guys.
DG:
ReplyDeleteYou mean that guy wearing the mask? That was funny. He was embarrassed to be seen with you.
Can't say I blame him.
Yes, I remember you recommending the jewelry kit, but I'm not about to make some jewelry DG.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteCheater Bear:
I don't see the problem if we see the lesbo."
I do. She's one of my favorite people, even if we can't talk right now.
CBT:
ReplyDeleteI'm sure you have a pic of Chaz w/out you in it.
They had cameras back when you were a kid, cbt? Or did you mean your mom used to be a painter?
ReplyDeleteWhy can't you two talk CBT?
ReplyDeleteThe mask? Are you talking about st. patty's day? He is not an ex.
ReplyDeleteI'm not in the picture with my ex that I posted.
Well then I don't know what one of your clown exes looks like then DG.
ReplyDeleteI'll just picture someone desperate.
"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteCBT:
I'm sure you have a pic of Chaz w/out you in it."
If I have a picture of her it's in a box in storage in Tupelo, but I doubt I have one at all.
"SPURS FAN said...
Why can't you two talk CBT?"
Because her girlfriend came home from work early the last time I went to visit them in Hot Springs and caught us fucking. Then Chaz got pissed at me a couple of months later when the girlfriend got busted for credit card fraud and I wouldn't send her any money for bail.
I don't understand why you won't post the waitress, CBT. I guarantee you are the only one in that state that has heard of this site or the dirty. Come to think of it, how did you even hear of the dirty in the first place?
ReplyDelete"DG said...
ReplyDeleteThey had cameras back when you were a kid, cbt? Or did you mean your mom used to be a painter?"
DG, I'm not that old. We even had TV and indoor plumbing.
What a beautiful triangle of love there CBT.
ReplyDeleteI'm shocked that you have indoor plumbing now living in the backwoods of arkansas.
ReplyDelete"DG said...
ReplyDeleteI don't understand why you won't post the waitress, CBT. I guarantee you are the only one in that state that has heard of this site or the dirty. Come to think of it, how did you even hear of the dirty in the first place?"
I don't understand why you don't post someone you've dated DG, or is it because you can't keep them off their skateboard long enough? Frankly I've thrown my shit out there for y'all more than anyone except Pam or Drew. Y'all's turn.
That is a good question CBT. How did you hear about thedirty?
ReplyDeleteThis Heavy Rain game is so cool, btw. There are 17 different endings on this game.
ReplyDeleteI did post two of my ex's over on Drew's site CBT.
ReplyDeleteI found the Dirty by googling "egomanical miniature sand nigger".
ReplyDeleteDG:
ReplyDeleteThe next time you get a guy desperate enough to go out with you, you should take a pic of him on the half pipe. Or doing an ollie or some trick.
"DG said...
ReplyDeleteI did post two of my ex's over on Drew's site CBT."
And I posted six or eight of mine.
CBT:
ReplyDeleteReally, how did you hear about thedirty?
6 or 8?
ReplyDeleteBullshit.
My friend's husband still skates and he is 37 spurs. You are only as old as you allow yourself to be.
ReplyDeleteDid you sign up for more classes?
Spurs, DG can't take pics of the guys she dates because you can only take pictures of birthday parties at Chuck E. Cheese.
ReplyDeleteNo, I didn't DG. I slept too long. I almost went this morning, but I didn't. I'll sign up sometime this week.
ReplyDeleteDid you go to a class today or what?
Let's see I posted Tiffany, Holly, Alyssa, Erin (when we had stopped seeing each other for awhile) Michaela, and Melanie and Kelly Jo's worst picture got put on the dirty.
ReplyDeleteI never saw any of this CBT.
ReplyDeleteNo. I went Saturday at 5:30 pm and then went at 7:30 Sunday morning and then was really busy at work yesterday. I intended to go this morning at 5:30 but when I woke up my body told me that was a bad idea.
ReplyDeleteJuly of last year.
ReplyDeleteWe did an ex posting day on Drew's site. That's why BH, RQ, CBT, and I all posted our ex's. I don't remember if Elfie posted anybody that day.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I was going to go to a 6:00 class this morning, but I ended up going to sleep instead.
ReplyDeleteI guess I just assumed it was all bullshit and didn't pay any attention to it.
ReplyDeleteDamn, I wish I had. I could have insulted some people.
Dg, I think Elfie posted one. It was fat Guido looking dude. I think she said he's a lawyer now.
ReplyDeleteDid he look homeless? I think I know who he is.
ReplyDeleteSo CBT, you going to the watering hole tonight?
ReplyDeleteI somehow just posted this on kb's bday post but here it is again about sheriff joe:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/2010/03/08/20100308grand-jury-subpoena-deleted-arpaio-office-emails08-ON.html
You know those e-mails are going to make him look stupid.
ReplyDeleteSucks for Sheriff Joe. Hopefully that scum bag is kicked to the curb soon.
ReplyDeleteI just found a site where you can play Super Mario Bros online. I may never get anything done in real life again.
ReplyDeleteWhich version of Super Mario?
ReplyDelete1 and 3. Cause you know 2 sucked.
ReplyDeletehey Lardass, I emailed you. In 18 months when this site updates comments you will find out, I guess.
ReplyDeleteSuper Mario?
ReplyDeleteSweet.
And let me check my e-mail kinkyb!tch. Like I said, I thought they had this problem worked out.
ReplyDeleteyeah, what Eazy said!
ReplyDeleteHere is the link, but fair warning, I got a cramp in my upper arm due to the awkwardness of the x/z keys (they are in place of a/b keys).
I really am going to have to start lying about myself on this site to erase all the patheticness that I have revealed about me as of late. An arm cramp due to playing Super Mario Bros.? I'm almost as bad as Drew now..
http://www.nintendo8.com/game/629/super_mario_brothers/
I can't play anymore..my arm is fucked. It hurts and feels all weird. I need some Icy Hot now. I'm going to Bookman's tomorrow to buy the real thing, I hope they have Paperboy and Zelda as well. If they have Dr. Mario you will see my face on the back of a milk carton soon, no doubt.
ReplyDeleteGinobli is going off!!!
ReplyDeleteGinobli is going off son!!
ReplyDeletethis post thing is all jacked up
ReplyDeletekb, you know what emulators are, right?
ReplyDeleteThis gamecast thing is all out of whack.
ReplyDeleteno
ReplyDeleteYou can get emulators and play all types of games from older systems on your computer.
ReplyDeleteEV:
ReplyDeleteI don't think Google is going to be intimidated by me.
Anonymous:
ReplyDeleteGinobili is going off. He just hit a 3 to "tie", but he was on the line, so the Spurs are still down by two.
Sucks.
I like how the guy who was 1-10 and 0-8 took a couple of those last three pointers.
ReplyDeleteNo Spurs, no bar tonight. I just got back from my folks house. They make me crazy. My dad doees the family history of every motherfucker I mention and my mother watches the "Golden Girls" 24/7.
ReplyDeleteI am, however, having company again tonight. She gets off work at 11.
ReplyDeleteEV:
ReplyDeleteI don't know what to think of Mason.
Pimp Bear:
ReplyDeleteThe waitress is coming over again? Snap a pic.
You ever watch The Golden Girls?
ReplyDeletethe golden shower girls? he loves that flick.
ReplyDeleteReally? I figured he'd love The Golden Shower Boys.
ReplyDeleteThought I would chime in early. Need to get some rest tonight. Spurs this Video is funny as hell, post it!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajeZUwtghsU
What's going on Drew?
ReplyDeleteCan't stand Mondays
ReplyDeleteWhy's that Drew? Were you busy?
ReplyDeleteI can't stand Mondays either.
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on Streets?
ReplyDeleteDid you have a crappy day or what?
ReplyDeleteYeah I pretty much hate my life everyday I have to go to work.
ReplyDeleteDamn Streets, sorry to hear that. It's that bad?
ReplyDeleteAre you just bored with it or what?
ReplyDeleteNot just bored with it no... well I am bored yes but that is not the problem. The problem is that they are so inconsiderate. Like for instance one time I was not feeling well, I had already thrown up once. Normal caring co-workers would say "you should go home, you are obviously not well." But what do they do? Move the trash can directly next to my desk, tell me to pouke in there and leave to go eat lunch together. Bastards.
ReplyDeleteIf I ask for time off they bitch and complain and try to make me feel guilty for days... then they question me as to why I need time off as if I have to validate my needing time off to them... I had to explain to them one time that I had to go to the dr for my anual pap smear, they are men BTW.
ReplyDeleteDamn, they are assholes.
ReplyDeleteDid they treat you like shit today or what?
Do they give you any vacation time or sick days?
ReplyDeleteI have never had a man for a boss... and so far I like it. I hope all my bosses will be women, because it's what I am used to.
ReplyDeleteElfie.. have you thought of looking for another place to work or is it worth putting up with?
Astrid
I used to get 2weeks paid vacation but last year they suspended that and Christmas bonuses without telling any of us. Even when I had that they would complain when I tried to use it. I don't get sick days, I don't even get a lunch or take any breaks. They get away with it cause it's a small business and the labor laws do not apply to them.
ReplyDeleteThey did treat me like shit today, they treat me like shit everyday.
The labor laws don't apply to them? Really?
ReplyDeleteAnd I was going to ask what Astrid asked. Is it possible to look for another job?
I have heard that labour laws don't apply to small businesses... maybe it's your state
ReplyDeleteI am looking for one, but since they question me everytime I need time off it would be really difficult to go to interviews. ANd yeah they don't apply to them because they have >15 employees
ReplyDeleteNik fired a bunch of people.. he might be hiring
ReplyDeleteYeah he'll defintiely hire me. haha
ReplyDeleteI think one day I might just tell them to fuck off and just walk the fuck out, I've been this close to doing that so many times but I have responsiblities and can't do that.
ReplyDeleteDamn Streets, I'm sorry you have to put up with that shit. I'd like to walk in one day and just spit on your bosses. If you took a few days off, they wouldn't just fire you would they?
ReplyDeleteSometimes you have to quit a job before you start looking for a new one...
ReplyDeleteI went a few months not working because I quit, but I saved enough money before I quit that it wasn't an issue.
They wont ever fire me, they know they'd have a really hard time finding someone else who no take their shit. =But again I will have to hear about it for days, possibly even weeks after the fact. I was thinking about telling them I will not be in all next week and going on vacation, my kids have the week off for spring break.
ReplyDeleteStreets, will you make a nice chunk of change from that calendar?
ReplyDeleteShitty, Elfie. You can't find any other jobs in the field?
ReplyDeleteHow about you try to line up some interviews for next week if possible and then take off?
ReplyDeleteDoes your job pay you that well where it would hurt your pocket if you took another job? I mean, would it be possible to find a job that pays the same?
Thanks for letting me vent guys. I'm usually a really happy person, I hate that I've become such a grumpy complainer lately.
ReplyDeleteNo I probably make much less than I should really. I run their fucking business for fuck's sake.
ReplyDeleteI don't think you've been a grumpy complainer at all Streets.
ReplyDeleteNothing wrong with being grumpy sometimes... at least you know what is doing it to you and you can fix it
ReplyDeleteYeah, then see if you can possibly line up some interviews. And then take next week off.
ReplyDeleteThere's a job I really want, I'm applying for it this week.
ReplyDeleteNice, what kind of job is it?
ReplyDeleteGood idea Spurs, I think I will do that.
ReplyDeleteAdmin type stuff, it;s not really the job I want but I want to work at the place that's hiring. Their benefit package really good and you get plenty of sick days, accumlated PTO (1 day every pay period) and I would be doing a less intensive job then I am now but making a significant amount of $ more. It's also a more structured environment and I like that.
ReplyDeleteNice Streets, that sounds great. And you have an interview alreay lined up?
ReplyDelete*already*
ReplyDeleteHaha no, I am applying for it, actually I'm applying for more than one job, it's a big place and there are several I am qualified for that I am interested in. My best friend works there and has for years.
ReplyDeleteThat's good. And your friend likes working there?
ReplyDeleteYeah she loves it and what's cool is when you get tired of the position you are in you can move to a different department or another position, there is also a lot of room for growth.
ReplyDeleteOh and they would pay for my school as well.
ReplyDeleteThat sounds like a great opportunity. When are you going to apply for the positions? This week?
ReplyDeleteWhat do you study Elfie?
ReplyDeleteDid you listen to My dying bride spurs?
ReplyDeleteNo, I admit I forgot. Let me go grab that link.
ReplyDeleteOkay, got it.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if that woman was drunk while she was trying to drive and shave her bikini
ReplyDeleteMore than likely.
ReplyDeleteOkay, I'm out on My Body, A Funeral. Let me listen to Fall with Me.
ReplyDeleteI have heard of people crashing while getting oral sex. My friend saw some guy do it in the Burger King parking lot by her house. I don't know if he was trying to order a whooper and drive while having an organism... haha
ReplyDeleteBut who wants to get pubes all over their car seat??
I wonder if she had an electric trimmer or she was trying to dry shave with some shaving cream... LOL
Well, it was probably a dry shave. This moron doesn't seem smart enough to use an electric trimmer.
ReplyDeleteAnd I have to say we are 0 for 2 with Fall With Me.
ReplyDeleteI don't think you would like them... They sound like Tool on some of their songs. It's good stoner music if you like rock
ReplyDeleteI like some of Tool.
ReplyDeleteThis is like Tool
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCLjTeH19pU
I don't want to force them on you... like I said, I don't usually like music like this either, but for some reason I like this band
That sounded nothing like Tool to me. Danny Carey is in a league of his own.
ReplyDeleteThat sounded a little like Tool.
ReplyDeleteSo Astrid, do you consider yourself a night owl or what?
ReplyDeleteIt's hilarious... LMAO at the guy who she wrecked into... she ran off and ditched. I wonder if she ran away with her skirt up and shaving cream all over her cooch
ReplyDeleteThe police probably saw a big pile of pubes in the seat... lol
I don't sleep well at night
ReplyDeleteYeah, I wouldn't have wanted to roll up on that scene.
ReplyDeleteSame here, thought tonight I might actually be able to go to bed at a decent hour.
ReplyDeleteAnd her husband... I wonder if he gave them all the details.. I would have lied.
ReplyDeleteIt's like when guys go in the ER with things up their butts and the excuse is something like they were hanging up curtains and fell.
I am trying to catch up on my studies... so I planned on staying up late tonight
ReplyDeleteYeah, but these two don't seem smart enough to come up with a decent story.
ReplyDeleteDo you drink coffee or anything to help you stay up?
ReplyDeleteI am drinking some coke...
ReplyDeleteDo you think you have insomnia?
her husband seems supportive of her dating somebody else.... so I wonder why he couldn't have been a nice guy and shaved her muff while she drove
ReplyDeleteI've had insomnia for awhile now. But I did sleep a ton this weekend, but last night I went to bed about 6:30 and got up about 9:15-9:30.
ReplyDeleteI'm actually tired tonight though. Usually I only sleep 3 or 4 hours during the weekdays.
Do you get headaches and ringing in your ears from lack of sleep? Your insomnia sounds bad...
ReplyDeleteDo you get headaches and ringing in your ears from the lack of sleep? Your insomnia sounds bad...
ReplyDeleteThat doesn't sound good, Spurs.
ReplyDeleteI agree Eazy...
ReplyDeleteIf it's messing with him while he is awake (headaches, ringing ears) he should probably see a doctor.
I guess the posts are screwed up again...
ReplyDeleteYeah, the comments are screwing up again. And it's not really screwing with me (headaches, etc) while I'm awake, I'm just tired at times.
ReplyDeleteYou ever see American Beauty, Spurs?
ReplyDeleteYeah, I've seen it. You watching it or what?
ReplyDeleteYea, I was bored so I scanned through my movie library. I had only seen it once, so now I'm watching it again.
ReplyDeleteThat's cool. I've only seen it once myself.
ReplyDeleteHard to believe it's been 11 years since that movie came out.
ReplyDeleteIt's an interesting movie. I was deciding between this and Let the Right One In.
ReplyDeleteNever saw Let the Right One In.
ReplyDeleteThere is an ad for a rolling razor now.. haha
ReplyDelete