Friday, April 9, 2010

For all the ladies



With the Titanic background music this clown is hands down the smoothest guy ever.

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  1. It really is not fair that you do not post disclaimers about the possibility of barfing after viewing some of your videos.
    Did you see this guys teeth? Gross. Reminded me of the mom's teeth from that movie Precious, sick.

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  2. What? You didn't think this was smooth?

    And I was going to include this on the post, but the term "pussy eating" is like "blow job", the words really don't fit the actual activity.

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  3. Well, I sent a message to him on his youtube channel letting him know this was posted.

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  4. Oh great, so soon we will see messages more difficult to decipher than DJs. I can't wait.

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  5. Hopefully he'll stop by. He seems like the type who would.

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  6. Oh, and Pelican finally left another comment this morning. It had been awhile.

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  7. Pelicanitis? I can't watch this right now, I'm at work with my children. But I wish I could

    Hi KB! Hi Sours!

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  8. Hello Skeets, how are you? Looking forward to your evening with FMB?

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  9. Yeah! Spurs! Ive been waiting for you to make another video. Where is your hat?

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  10. FMB is McGwire, and yeah I'm looking forward to it for sure.
    What are you doing this weekend?

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  11. Skeets, is it take you child to work day? I used to hate when my mom made me do that.

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  12. So I know they are the same person Skeets. But being he takes 'roids and plays softball, McGwire should be his name.

    As far as this weekend? Not sure yet.

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  13. Yeah, how is it with your kids there Skeets?

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  14. It's good, we had some pizza and pepsi throwback and now they are drawing pictures of anime cartoon characters. Oh and my son dust mopped the showroom for a dollar haha.

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  15. Spurs, have you seen any movies lately?

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  16. The last movie I watched was Inglorious Basterds kinkyb!tch. Why? You looking for a recommendation?

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  17. Yeah. I heard that one was good. You should see Brothers, it was decent.

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  18. Yeah DG was saying last night she had watched that movie. She said it made her sad.

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  19. It was sad. It didn't make me cry or anything, but it was a sad story, moreso because it happens often.
    So just Inglorious Basterds and The Departed, nothing else?

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  20. The Departed? I saw that a long time ago kinkyb!tch, I have seen movies between that movie and Inglorious Basterd.

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  21. I mean, any that you recommend seeing, dummy.
    You told me that one and now this one, I'm asking if you have any others to share?

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  22. LOL, that is the funniest still shot I have ever seen.

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  23. That was a typo.
    No, I haven't seen that either. What is it about?

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  24. I thought it was. It's with Russell Crowe and Al Pacino about the whistleblower on the Tobacco Industry. Crowe is the scientist who spills the beans about nicotine and Pacino is a 60 Minutes producer.

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  25. That doesn't sound interesting at all.
    I want to see Date Night, I think it comes out today, doesn't it?

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  26. I believe it does come out tonight. And The Insider is bad ass. I think you'd like it.

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  27. I think Wop was right. This is a video of spurs when he got his first webcam. He was probably camming with Pam when she was 11.

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  28. Lately you've just been full of comedy DG, haven't you?

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  29. This video is so gross to even when it is paused like this.

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  30. So what are you doing this weekend DG?

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  31. I watched this documentary about this guy named Tom Montgomery. You should google him and read his story.

    He started chatting with some girl who was 17 who would send him pictures. He told her he was 18. Then she started talking to some other guy he worked with who really was 22. Tom's wife found out and emailed the girl that he really was 47 and married. She kept talking to him and then he got jealous of the other guy and killed him. When the police went to her door to warn her they found out the 17 yr old girl was really 46 and posing as her daughter.

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  32. What channel was the documentary on?

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  33. I rented it. They did the documentary really well because they didn't let you know it was really the girl's mother until the police found out. The name of the documentary is Tallhotblonde.

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  34. I was just reading a little about it now.

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  35. I know it's sad that the one guy was killed. But the guy in prison had to really feel like a jackass when he found out he just killed for a girl that never even spoke to him.

    The daughter refuses to speak to her mom at all for doing this. Understandable but so creepy. The police found hundreds of pictures of her daughter and some were taken without her daughter's knowledge.

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  36. Yeah, that is creepy. Here's the link:

    http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/notorious_murders/classics/tommy_montgomery/1.html

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  37. I could see Drew being a sucker like that.

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  38. Yeah Drew would definitely fall for that. I wonder if he responds to those emails asking to put millions in your bank account too.

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  39. You know the guy in this video reminds me of Screech.

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  40. Responds? He sends them out. He's a business man DG, don't you know that at this point?

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  41. Screech? He doesn't look anything like him.

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  42. You don't think so? In the face?

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  43. Oh, and I got the part where is show Montgomery. Yeah, he looks like a Marine.

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  44. I wonder if he has a Mary Kay or Amvets business too.

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  45. Mary Kay? That's amateur. He's in Amway.

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  46. Wait until you see the girl who he was talking to all along.

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  47. I got to the part where it was the mom, but they haven't shown a pic yet.

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  48. Amway, that's what it is. What the hell is amvets then?

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  49. I don't know what that is DG.

    And damn, the article didn't show TallBlonde50.

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  50. Are you trying to tell us something, DG? Are you really DirtyBoy and not DirtyGirl?

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  51. I think you might be onto something kinkyb!tch.

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  52. So did you figure out if you are going to watch a movie?

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  53. Whoa, that story is crazy. How sad for the boy who died, well, really for everyone. This is why I never go on that Pogo site, it is dangerous.
    No movie, but I am going to head out with a friend in a bit. Are you going to eat chinese food again?

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  54. Indeed, that story was messed up. And no chinese, I haven't decided yet. I'm thinking a pizza or mexican food.

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  55. I'm hungry and just recently realized I have not ate anything today except a pear and a yogurt. I need to go get some food as well. I would say mexican food for you, but odds are it is nasty out there anyway. Go with pizza.
    Peace out, fool!

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  56. Yeah, the mexican food is nasty in San Antonio. Makes sense. Well, have a nice night kinkyb!tch.

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  57. I was visiting somebody in Texas... It was near the Mexican boarder and we went to a Mexican restaurant. It was the best Mexican food I ever ate. We also had a great server who brought us lots of margaritas.

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  58. This should have been in Gummo...

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  59. And yes, the Mexican food here is great. The homemade is the best.

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  60. This guy does seem like he would have fit in Gummo.

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  61. I am doing really good spurs... I slept last night!, so how are you?

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  62. Hey, that's great you were finally able to get some sleep. I'm doing good, thanks. So are you working this weekend?

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  63. yes... I am working this week too..

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  64. Yeah, I kind of figured with the 15th right around the corner. Do you all file a bunch of extensions for people?

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  65. I am going to NYC next month, but I am more excited about the World Cup. I probably can't go to south africa.. I am thinking about going to England and hanging out with my friends, drink at the pubs and watch the games..

    My friend thinks I need to try to find an intern there... she is also a great host when I visit..

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  66. I can't wait for the tax season to end spurs...

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  67. That would be cool to be in those pubs while the World Cup is going on.

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  68. I have been running my office myself... and I was so stressed today

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  69. At least you are getting experience.

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  70. My boss is great though... She wants to help me study and pass exams... I am lucky to have a cool boss..

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  71. Yes, it is great to have a good boss. Hey, I'm going to run to get something to eat. I'll be back in a little bit.

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  72. When are you going to graduate again Astrid?

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  73. I have one more class to take.. 3 to 6 months, depending if I take it in the summer or intern in the summer

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  74. Just one left? That's great Astrid.

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  75. are you eating more chinese food?

    my cat likes to sit in my lap when I visit your site... he must like it

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  76. Btw Spurs, where'd you get the video of DG's latest boyfriend? I imagine they all look kinda like this dude.

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  77. What's up CBT? At least it's more money. More money==more money to blow on these chicks you pay.

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  78. No Astrid, I just ate some chicken chalupas.

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  79. I bet they do look similar CBT.

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  80. Spurs, it was easier on me when I was paying them. I may need to rethink this whole fiancee/girlfriend thing and just go back to sugar babies.

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  81. CBT.. If the Jehovah Witnesses have your address you can forget about sleeping during the day...

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  82. So you haven't given Flo anything? I mean other than homemade jewelry?

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  83. Yeah, how's that whole Jehovah's Witness thing going?

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  84. Astrid, I never sleep during the day, my driveway is 3/4's of a mile long, you can't see my house from the road and, since I get all my mail either at the station or at a PO Box up in Missouri, I have no mailbox to give me away the JW's, other than the one sleeping in my bed, anyway.

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  85. Yeah, other than that the coast is clear.

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  86. Flo's not said much more about it the last week or so. Maybe it was a phase. Then again, I could come home to a passel of them having a meeting, or what the fuck ever it is that they do before they pass out Watchtowers.

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  87. I assumed Flo met them on one of their door to door excursions... They used to always wake me up, but thankfully they don't know where I moved to

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  88. Well, I gotta crash for awhile. Later y'all.

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  89. If that's how she met them it was before she moved in here.

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  90. Later on CBT. And she's moved in now?

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  91. Did you guys hear about the new ancient human that was discovered in Africa?

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  92. When did this happen? Just today or what? I remember a conversation about some remains that were found a week or two ago.

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  93. I think they found it two days ago.. I think it is interesting..

    I think they found something in Siberia not long ago.. but this is in Africa

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  94. yea.. the Siberian one was last month

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/8583254.stm


    This is the African one

    http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/home/science/Ancient-skeletons-found-in-South-Africa/articleshow/5778655.cms

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  95. How's all my loser friends doing?

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  96. I just read something on that. A 2 million year old boy?

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  97. Speak for yourself Drew. How's it going?

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  98. Ginobili may come to the Nicks?

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  99. Uh, he just resigned with the Spurs for 3 more years Drew.

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  100. Hi Drew.. are you going to going see CBT give his Tea Party speech?? He says he is getting big down there, and somebody asked for his autograph..

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  101. 2nd rate? What is Toms River? 987th rate?

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  102. Fucking sad with all the cap room we have and nobody wants to come to the biggest stage in the NBA?

    Astrid: Not really feeling the Tea party movement these days

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  103. You don't care for the TEA part Drew? I'm being serious, I figured you'd like the movement.

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  104. And yeah, no one is going to go to New York. Maybe Joe Johnson.

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  105. The ancient remains is probably one of CBT's younger brothers or sisters.

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  106. Drew, when are you going to tell us about your astronaut you were going to smash?

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  107. And what happened to cbt's radio show?

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  108. Good question DG. I thought he was going to be famous in April. He's probably holding out for CNN or Fox News.

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  109. I'm more of an O'Rielly guy then Hannity

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  110. Maybe the older you get, the more you lie. Just look at Drew, CBT, Tom, and Mary.

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  111. DREW: ASTRONAUT STORY NOW.

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  112. Wish list, Dwayne Wade & that dude from Cleveland

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  113. Not happening. It's like you live in a fantasy land Drew.

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  114. DREW: ASTRONAUT STORY.

    We don't care about anything else you have to say.

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  115. Hi Astrid. How are you?

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  116. Okay DG:

    True story, I smashed that in the space shuttle. You want details..........

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  117. Yeah, give us details. Let me guess you rented the space shuttle from Enterprise.

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  118. KK:

    I was a stow away in the cargo area and we started to orbit around the moon she left her commander controls and came back to were the real shizzle went down. We were at zero gravity so my monster greg was floating like a feather. As you are aware, there was a record 6 woman on this flight so they were all fighting for me :)

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  119. There you go DG, you got the story.

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  120. Now I want to hear the real story. I want to know how she turned you down.

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  121. Real story, ask Spurs. I called him while I was down there

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  122. Drew, you just called me from a club and put some chick in the phone and I couldn't understand what she was saying.

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  123. So spurs was on the phone while you smashed her? That is sick.

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  124. Nope, He was on the phone when I closed this bitty from Tootsies, Satellite Beach, FL You know how to use Google right DG?

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  125. Tootsie? Wasn't tootsie a man?

    I have been to Satellite Beach. No need to google it. I used to spend spring breaks while growing up in Melbourne and spent alot of time at Cocoa Beach.

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  126. Drew meant he dressed up like Tootsie.

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  127. I went to Cocoa Beach too... It was nice to be able to go to the beach and study and finish work.. perhaps I should follow Anon's advice and more to a beach state

    I am on my second glass of wine... I hope I can sleep tonight too..

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  128. Kasey, it's no secret that I am "Da Man". The truth is that for the most part I spent quality time with family that I have down there. That night I called was 1 of 2 nights I actually stepped out. The rest of the time I relaxed. I fine dined and totally enjoyed myself. I will have you know that I am dieting and doing well.

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  129. Astrid, did you see Al-Qaeda plans on bombing the World Cup?

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  130. Alec, no doubt you are "The Man." There's never been any doubt.

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  131. SPURS FAN said...

    Alec, no doubt you are "The Man." There's never been any doubt.

    LOL

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  132. Hey, I'm an Astronaut as well!

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  133. No.. spurs.. I didn't hear about that but.. I doubt they have operations or sleeper cells in South Africa

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  134. Yeah, I don't think they'll pull anything off.

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  135. Does the Al Qaeda take requests? I wonder if I email them if they will blow up Jersey.

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  136. DG.. the next Jihad Jane

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  137. Jon can I put in a request for you to sing "This is Ladies Night?"

    eeerrruumm sophisticated momma

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  138. Phil, watch out for that first step, it's a douse y!

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  139. I don't want to do any of the work but if the Al Qaeda wants to start getting good press from America then they need to blow up the places we request.

    Maybe Bin Laden can do a commercial like Tiger did and have George Bush narrate it.

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  140. And indeed, if they blew all of Jersey up I might even sing and dance in the streets like the MuslimEs did after 9/11.

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  141. Ask Fat Drew to post

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  142. Hey Ned, you been drinking tonight?

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  143. And ask Alec/Drew/Pam/Romero/Amanda to post what?

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  144. That's all I have to say........

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  145. I have never been to Jersey City.. I have heard that is decent, but I went to Trenton and that was so trashy..

    But do you guys think America has an obligation to save the cast of Clerks before Al Quadea blows it up???

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  146. Nothing but nothing, I'm feeling a shine from Dirty Girl ;)

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  147. They should be saved Astrid, but no one else.

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  148. Spurs fan is the white devil!

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  149. Where's Jessie Jackson when I need him?

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  150. He's probably out suing some white organization Louis.

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  151. Astrid,

    I have been to Newark and Atlantic City. Both are giant sewage dumps.

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  152. So you wouldn't recommend those places as a vacation destination?

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  153. I've also been to Mexico City. Atlantic City smells exactly the same.

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  154. I was thinking New Jersey smells like loser.

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  155. SPURS FAN said...

    So you wouldn't recommend those places as a vacation destination?

    LOL... Trenton was the worst city I have ever seen.. St Louis was bad too, but it's a big city and I only drove through it on a major highway.. The downtown part I saw was bad, mattresses barricading windows and everything

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  156. DG:

    All due respect, Arizona is one of the top states where homes are in foreclosure behind Cali and FLA. Just another example of 30K millionaires living beyond there means.........

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  157. "The downtown part I saw was bad, mattresses barricading windows and everything"

    I think I saw that look on Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous.

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  158. Do you own a house in Arizona Drew?

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  159. I have actually seen shoes tied to telephone poles somewhere.. it was probably Jersey or St. Louis

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  160. Well, I've seen shoes strung on wire a lot places.

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  161. I rent Astrid. With that said, I do pay a mortgage for my son's mother's home.

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  162. spurs.. it's pretty funny when the stuffing is hanging out of them and caught on the shitty roofing..

    but I guess that is considered upper class in The Lou

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  163. Why do you pay her mortgage are you paying her child support too?

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  164. What do people do on vacation in Arizona? I think I visited the Painted Desert and that crater.. but are there more attractions that I missed??

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  165. Sure you do Drew. If you are such an upstanding man why would she kick you out? I'm going to go with you probably have never held a job.

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  166. I have never met anyone that said, "Damn, I need to go to New Jersey. Soon."

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  167. Drew has a place "minutes" from Manhattan.

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  168. have you ever tossed your shoes spurs??

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  169. Astrid:
    Simply put, I will do without in order to provide my son with a good home.

    DG:
    I think I shall rub one out to your pics this evening.

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  170. Yes, the last time I killed a man I tossed my kicks up on some wire. Right above the body.

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