Saturday, April 10, 2010

Miami clubs bar 'Jersey Shore' cast.


No wonder the "Jersey Shore" stars are heading back to Seaside Heights -- they can't get into any of Miami's hot clubs with their MTV cameras. "No one wants them to tape here. They went to the W Hotel the other night and got rejected," said one club source. "They were also refused by the Delano, Shore Club and the Mondrian."

202 comments:

  1. What happened to the Farrakan post?

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  2. I think if anyone shows up to a club anywhere throughout the country and shows a Jersey ID, they should be banned.

    They will go away if we all just stick together.

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  3. Farrakan post? I want to see.

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  4. DG:

    Why is it that I have been sweatin you in my mind?

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  5. My perfection is hard to resist, Drew. You are just one of millions.

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  6. You gave Drew posting ability? This will be cool to watch the fall of this site too.

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  7. Funny DG, I gave him posting ability so he could post his vacation pics. Instead he posts a Farrakhan post and then this crap.

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  8. Here's that post:

    http://www.spursfansays.com/2010/04/honorable-minister-louis-farrakhan.html

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  9. I think he is the last person I would ever give posting ability. Have you seen his other site spurs? Did you not learn anything from that?

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  10. I did learn DG. He said the only way he's post his vacation pics is if he could post them himself. Instead there's that Farrakhan post which was deleted, and then I wake up and see this.

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  11. Look at this post for example. He is always so behind on the news. Next he will post about some buildings in new york falling down after a couple of planes were flown into them.

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  12. That's funny DG.

    I was thinking he'd post something about Hawaii being attacked.

    And I guess he forgot he has a site where he can post about Jersey Shore and Farrakhan and other crap.

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  13. I think we should hook up Drew with tallhotblondebig50.

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  14. That would be a great idea. Think about it, he might end up shooting up New Jersey if we set it up right.

    I take that back. It's a brilliant idea.

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  15. And I still want to see what that lady looks like.

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  16. DG said...

    Look at this post for example. He is always so behind on the news. Next he will post about some buildings in new york falling down after a couple of planes were flown into them.

    That was funny! Thanks for the laugh

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  17. tallhotblondebig50. wants this ;)

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  18. Drew, you know you have several site names to post on right? Vacation pics man.

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  19. Dude I have the best pics ever but can't abuse myself

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  20. You abuse yourself all the time. When you comment.

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  21. check drafts. Up to you if you want to post?

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  22. Why don't you just send me the pics?

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  23. There's something wrong with you Drew.

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  24. You have a teaser pic in drafts. I have a bunch and FYI, there was a second girl that nite. ;)

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  25. You want to act like that is you?

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  26. Tell me something I don't already know Spurs.

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  27. Dude, I have face shots with them. Don't be hatin. I chose that pic cause her hair covered her workin my huge pole

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  28. Just send me the pictures. Neither of you have any comedic value.

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  29. DG:

    These are his "vacation pics."

    http://www.spursfansays.com/2010/04/is-that-dg-with-big-drew.html

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  30. Yuck. That is disgusting. I was just about to grill filet mignon tonight and lost my appetite.

    Drew, either that is not you or that is another craigslist victim.

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  31. I guarantee you Drew wanted to post some things so he could go tell Timberfag that he has two sites (he'll mention that he was begged to come over) and that he's going to be famous soon.

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  32. Drew reminds me of tom montgomery.

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  33. We should start calling him Tom.

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  34. I could see Drew posing as a 14 year old boy, but he'll fuck up when the young girl asks him something silly like, "Who do you think is, like hot, you know?" And Drew will answer back, "Pam Anderson!"

    And then his cover is blown.

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  35. not feeling the negativity hear

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  36. Sorry, couldn't help it.

    Where did you find that pic?

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  37. 'DG said...
    I think he is the last person I would ever give posting ability. Have you seen his other site spurs? Did you not learn anything from that?

    Actually, I'm the last person you want to give posting ability to. Just ask Spurs and Drew about my "MP's Labor Day Picnic" post over there in Guidoville. I posted that because MP called DG fat and it was before I figured out he was right.

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  38. What up what up.. Looks like your boyz locked up Manu finally. Drew it look's like you're not the only Jersey trash that can't hook up in the MIA,,,, Your wish has now come true.. Maybe Fat Drew can try to sneak on camera during a shooting down in the Jersey Shore. Right before we drop the bomb on the p.o.s town.

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  39. What's up Fl Anonymous? I do like how that trash gang is getting turned away at places there.

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  40. That W location is where they shot the "Forever" video at with Drake, kanye, lil Wayne, and eminem. Just a little fun fact for everyone.

    "First name greatest, Last name ever"

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  41. Anon:

    Can you help me lift this heavy thing.......

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  42. I think they are going to have the same problem even in Jersey. All the roided out ed hardy tap out wearing fools will want to get drunk and try to take out one of the roided out cast members, It's going to be a shit show anywhere that WT cast goes.

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  43. Isn't Fla Anonymous a club promoter or some kind of grifter akin to Drew and me?

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  44. I saw a guy over in a bar in Harrison one night wearing an "Ed Hardy" belt. Everybody just thought it was his name.

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  45. Hey drew, So I guess those roofies and the h2 rental couldn't even get you laid on your big baller vacA.

    I hope you at least got to sport your "I know nik richie" shirt. Or does it not fit anymore?

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  46. I admitted I was powerless over Big Drew's greg—that my life had become unmanageable.

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  47. Glad to see you are working the 12 Steps.

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  48. "Anonymous said...
    Hey drew...

    I hope you at least got to sport your "I know nik richie" shirt. Or does it not fit anymore?"

    I can no longer fuck with the Fl Anonymous douchebag (one last parting shot) because that was too motherfucking funny.

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  49. Hahaha.. Thanks CBT,,

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  50. CBT:

    Are you pulling an end around siding with some DB?

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  51. Why does Drew love to talk about dick so much? Hmmmmmm all the signs point to the rainbow.

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  52. you just breed mutual hate Drew.

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  53. I have full frontal pics to go along with the one I sent Spurs?

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  54. Drew does it suck having to register everytime you move?

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  55. What does the name Chris Hansen with dateline NBC mean to you?

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  56. Anonymous, Drew and I have a lot in common. Granted, he outwieghs me by about a hundred pounds, has an obnoxious Northeastern accent instead of the refined, Southern Gentleman speech patterns of my melodius voice, but still we both did Finance, which is the best place ofr all to grift. When Drew and I talk, we talk about Spurs maybe 20 seconds and spend the next thirty minutes reminicing about how easy it was to grift doing that job.

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  57. That's cute you two discuss me CBT.

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  58. "Anonymous said...
    Drew does it suck having to register everytime you move?"

    Fl Anonymous, give it up tonight. There's no way in hell you can top the "Nik Richie Tshirt" thing, so you might as well go watch TV or something.

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  59. Spurs, Drew and I both like you. If we were all back in business, you'd be our favorite Green Pea.

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  60. I'm watching "The Assination Of Jesse James By The Coward, Robert Ford". I had no idea someone could make Jesse's story boring.

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  61. On AMC? Nah man, that movie is actually good. Casey Affleck does a good job.

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  62. I did like how the narrating was done in that movie.

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  63. That is a good movie.

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  64. "SPURS FAN said...
    On AMC? Nah man, that movie is actually good. Casey Affleck does a good job."

    I'll hang in then. Jesse was a hero here back in his day. Folks here didn't see him as an outlaw, they saw him as a confederate guerilla who never surrendered.

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  65. I'll try it. I think I'd probably like it better on DVD without the interruptions.

    Jesse James was a cold eyed little killer who made his bones riding with Bloody Bill Anderson and, later, William Quanrill. d. Jesse was present during the Lawrence, Kansas raid (depicted in "Ride With The Devil", which was a surprisingly realistic account of the War Of Northern Aggression as fought in the Ozaqks.

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  66. Nice job posting as me Drew. However, I'm not a Nik Richie groupie so I would never write the word 'greg' unless I was actually talking to a person named greg.

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  67. Jesse killed his first man at age 15, right after him and his older brother, Frank, joined up with Bloody Bill.

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  68. Watching Gran Torino with Clint Eastwood

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  69. I need to see Gran Torino. I've been told by several of my friends that the character Eastwood plays is a lot like me.

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  70. I see CBT is bringing out his wiki skills tonight. And Gran Torino was a great movie.

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  71. Yeah, we know CBT. You are like Eastwood.

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  72. I don't need wiki to tell me that you have a fat ass, DG.

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  73. CBT did break out his wiki skills tonight.

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  74. "Yeah, we know CBT. You are like Eastwood."

    No dude, just the character in the movie. I have no clue what it about, but I'm pretty sure a 75 year old man goes nuts and shoots douchebags. That could easily be me if I live that long.

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  75. Wiki could never tell you I have a fatass. Because I don't. In reality it is the perfect example of perfection.

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  76. "CBT did break out his wiki skills tonight."

    I don't need wiki skills to tell me Spurs was probably President of the Chess Club when he was an eighth grader.

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  77. DG:

    Have you seen I Love You, Man?

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  78. You don't know what the movie is about? That was one hell of a guess if you didn't.

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  79. "DG said...
    Wiki could never tell you I have a fatass. Because I don't. In reality it is the perfect example of perfection."

    Riiiight. And that's really Drew's dick in the pictures he sends out>

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  80. President of the Chess Club?

    Great one CBT.

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  81. I don't think I have yet.

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  82. Eastwood's last few movies have been about old men who go nuts and shoot douchebags, "Unforgiven" for example. Old ex outlaw turned hog farmer goes off to kill a couple of cowboys for whore's gold.

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  83. It's pretty good so far but the Spurs game is on, so I don't think I'm going to be able to watch it all.

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  84. I still haven't seen Unforgiven.

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  85. A Frenchman, a Texan and a Mexican were on a plane when it began to have engine problems. The piolet addressed the passengers and said, "We are overloaded for flying with a bad engine. I need two of you to sacrifice to save the rest of the passengers. The Frenchman shouted "Viva La France" and jumped from the plane. The Texan stands up, yells "Remember the Alamo" and throws the Mexican out.

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  86. *pilot*. Jesus, talk about pelicanitis.

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  87. That's comedy club material CBT.

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  88. Drew sends pics of his dick to you CBT? Interesting.

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  89. That and the webcam activity that goes on between them.

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  90. Hey Drew, you should reinvent yourself and get a Justin Bieber haircut. I bet Timberfake would be impressed.

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  91. Have you ever heard any of Bieber's music DG?

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  92. Just part of one song when ludacris was on Chelsea Lately.

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  94. Apparently that little turd is popular DG.

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  95. This dude from New Jesery goes down to Mississippi on business. He stops off at a country and sees a sign that says. "Buy Hunting Licenses Here". The old man behind the counter sells him a fake "Nigger Hunting License" and a shotgun. The guy's driving along and sees a black dude in a watermelon patch so he pulls over and shoots him dead just as a Mississippi Game and Fish officer drives by. The GF officer schreeches his truck to a stop, leaps out and hollers, "You're under arrest!" The guy says."Wait, Officer, I have a license to hunt niggers". The GF officer says, "That don't matter. You're under arrest for shooting him in a baited field".

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  96. I saw him on tv and he keeps flipping his hair every 5 seconds. Looks like he has tourettes when he does that.

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  97. I've never seen anything with him DG.

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  98. This dude was driving through Mississippi and he was extremely prejudiced, really hated black people so he would just run over any black person he saw walking along the road. After running over 5 or 6 ofr them, he starts to kind of feel bad. He sees a white Baptist Preacher walking, so to atone for his sins, the guy stops and offers the Preacher a ride. After they've ridden aways the dude sees a a black walkinhg down the road and the urge to run over him is uncontrollable so he pretends to fall asleep at the wheel so the Preacher won't think he did it on purpose. He closes his eyes and swerves and hears a loud "thump". He jolts up like it woke him up and he says. "My Loed Preacher did I hit that poor nigger?" The Preacher says, "No, you was about to miss him so I got him with the door".

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  99. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHOGcUWndQA&feature=related

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  100. No. Those were the most offensive jokes I've ever heard, so I'm done.

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  101. He does look he has Tourette's DG.

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  102. Are those really the most offensive jokes you've ever heard CBT?

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  103. Yes, that is a nasty dunk over Yao.

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  104. "Remember the Alamo".. Was that actually the battle cry or was that just done for Hollywood?

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  105. I saw that a Jesse James movie was one but I didn't watch it...

    I watched Legends of the Fall instead.. that is such a good movie

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  106. Hello Astrid. I beieve that was the rallying cry at San Jacinto.

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  107. And yes, Legends of the Fall was a good movie.

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  108. Hi spurs... I see the comments are fixed for now..

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  109. How was your weekend? And yes, the comments are fixed for now.

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  110. I can't complain about my weekend...

    I think Drew has more luck getting into Florida clubs than Jersey Shore...

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  111. I have never heard jokes more racist than CBTs.. hah

    CBT is Olbermann right when he says the tea party is full of racists??

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  112. I think he does as well. He's known as a bathroom stall creeper in New Jersey.

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  113. Drew is probably like Elias right.. he seems like the type that still likes Transformers

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  114. I don't know about Transformers, but I know he still thinks Pam Anderson is hot.

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  115. Olbermann is an idiot... but Beck is the worst...

    Unless you want to consider people on the radio.. then IDK, it's hard to decide Limbaugh or Beck

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  116. I feel bad for Pam because she is looking so rough lately... she'd probably look better if she didn't have so much surgery..

    She was pretty before she did all that to herself.

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  117. I've only listened to Limbaugh a couple of times so it's hard for me to say he's an idiot. But I've watched Olbermann enough to know he's an idiot.

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  118. And I agree, it's amazing how often plastic surgery ends up ruining a woman's looks.

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  119. .. and a man's looks.. Have you seen Bruce Jenner? Gross.

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  120. SPURS FAN said...
    And I agree, it's amazing how often plastic surgery ends up ruining a woman's looks.


    Yep ask Heidi Montag about that one.
    She's like 23 or 24 and after her million plastic surgerys she looks like a freaking couger in her mid 40's

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  121. I know somebody who looks really gross because of plastic surgery... his lips are stretched across his face, and I think he's had implants put in his face

    He is crazy looking... he isn't very old either, and he works out a lot.. has a nice body, but he has ruined his face

    When I saw him last.. he couldn't even talk properly... I guess because his face was so tight or dental work.. IDK

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  122. I agree that Heidi looks like she is in her 40s.. She is in her early 20s, I think, why did she get a face lift!!

    but that Daisy de la Hoya looks a lot worse

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  123. looks like fatty phil won the masters. tigers 'comeback' didnt come back afterall.

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  124. Indeed Astrid, Heidi screwed her looks up. Kind of feel bad for her.

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  125. Yeah Anonymous, I saw that. I kind of thought Tiger would win it too.

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  126. maybe Tiger really understands he isn't so privileged now

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  127. How old is that guy you know who had the plastic surgery Astrid?

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  128. I don't think Tiger has learned anything.

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  129. maybe early 30's spurs...

    He is the type that needs to be rich and good looking to be happy... but he'll probably never be

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  130. That sucks. Think of all the money he's spent too.

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  131. he has to have nice house, car, everything..

    I would suspect he has a lot of debt... most people like that do

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  132. That would suck to be that vain, because yes, that usually means a lot of debt.

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  133. who are you guys talking about?

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  134. some forgy! i know... haha..


    I wanted to say that for Drew..

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  135. no.. he is an "entrepreneur" from Columbus

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  136. Just some guy that Astrid has banged Anonymous.

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  137. wow spurs... it really is pathetic that you jealous of a guy like that..

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  138. Oh yeah, that's right. She's a homo.

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  139. this is how i picture astrid and her gf;

    http://murderburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/ugly-lesbians.jpg

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  140. I banged that cause he looked like a cat woman in the face..

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  141. That's a good point Astrid, I can see why you would bang him. You should hook up with that cat lady.

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  142. they make me jealous....real jealous.

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  143. i bet they love each other so much that they take shits with the door open.

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  144. Anon.. you're under arrest.. I have to haul your ass in for being such an unoriginal fag..

    http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/04/16-22/rosie-hot-s&m-o%27donnell-view-lesbian-cop-leather-jimmy-kimmel-mama.jpg

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  145. that is me.. I am going to "whip" anon into shape

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  146. He'd probably like that. Especially if you have a dildo to use on him.

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  147. What? You don't think Rosie is hot?

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  148. the only way she could be hot is if she was on fire....literally. maybe she ozarks hot but not civilized world hot.

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  149. Well, she's Ozarks hot for sure.

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  150. so anyway, what did 'ya'll' do this weekend?

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  151. just got caught up on things. nothing exciting.

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  152. I am going to study in a minute.. but I am making tea and ordering that alpha beta peel Elfie told me about

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  153. astrid, have you ever tried the baby gravy facial mask?

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  154. ok...im gonna go light up the grill. peace.

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  155. did you give one of those facials to spurs, anon??

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  156. Grilling again? Damn Anonymous, you are a fan of grilling.

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  157. I wonder if he has a George Foreman plug-in..

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  158. Funny. He'll probably faint when he reads that. He seems like a serious griller.

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  159. George Foreman is really serious about his grill too...

    I ate grilled food last night and tonight.. tonight I ate Cajun steak.. it was good

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  160. are you watching COPS spurs... some guy was smoking pot and the police busted him. He tried to throw it all out, and it spilled all over his clothes and inside his car. There is a trail of it all down the street, and the cops are brushing him off.. it's stuck to their cruisers too..

    Cheech and Chong are probably hoping this guy drives through their neighbourhood next..

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  161. That's good eating. And Foreman is serious about his grill, but that's not serious grilling.

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  162. It's going to be on the ballad to legalize in CA.. I hope it passes..

    Do you think it will? I think it could pass in a state like CA.

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  163. No, I'm watching The Pacific on HBO. But that sounds like a good episode of Cops.

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  164. Well, medical marijuana is legal in CA.

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  165. This episode is good.. the next response is too a drunk guy vandalizing some business. He keeps calling the cops dumbasses and fat-heads, and they say WHAT??

    He says.. no I didn't say that.. I didn't call you that!!! I said, you didn't get your "facts right," gosh.. you guys are funny..

    This drunk keeps telling the cops he will love them maaan and kiss them, if they untie him.. haha.. they put leg cuffs on because he was kicking

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  166. Where is that episode being filmed?

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  167. I guess the comments are going to screw up now.

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  168. are the comments fucked up again

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