I finally found the one!
Good for you! On this "crush" you currently have I give you credit. She actually looks like a woman and doesn't look like trash. Congrats on boosting your taste which pretty much means she's that much more out of your league. But congrats nonetheless.
For a minute there I was worried about Wop, but this pic confirms he does not like transsexuals.
ReplyDeleteDg-Chelsea Handler did come here for her book tour, and she did her comedy act. It was like 3 weeks ago or so. I didn't know about it until the next day, I was so bummed, I love her! I haven't read her latest but her first 2 books are funny.
thanks spurs, it means so much to sofia and I that we have your blessing
ReplyDeletewhere did you find her wop
ReplyDeleteIve seen her before (dont remember where) then i just saw her again not too long ago on some show with al bundy, and the spark was rekindled once again
ReplyDeleteKinkyb!tch, add Chelsea Handler into Cooper and The Hangover and it's like you and DG were best friends in a past life.
ReplyDeleteWopness, I'm sure the union between you and Sofia will happen soon, but the point of the post was to show you are no longer attracted to shemen.
ReplyDeleteI still think Wop is a closet dude lover.
ReplyDeleteWe are like twins, Spurs, it is kinda scary sometimes.
ReplyDeleteWop-Modern Family is the show. She looks better on the show than she does here.
What's up Francis? And yeah, I think you're right.
ReplyDeleteNot much man. How has the Kbeez been?
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, I will bake a cake for your wedding.
ReplyDeleteHi FB. How goes it?
ReplyDeleteSpurs-did you watch Lost yesterday?
FB-can you tell me why MO is called "the show me state"?
ReplyDeleteSpurs, dude are you getting married? Make sure to get a pre-nup man, don't want to lose the Fortune 005 website
ReplyDeleteKB, it's like a nude beach in this town. Nothing but saggy boobed ex-strippers running around.
ReplyDeleteNo kinkyb!tch, I didn't watch Lost. But I did order the first two seasons the other night. I'll see if I like them, then order the rest.
ReplyDeleteNo, I think kinkyb!tch was referring to Wopness's upcoming wedding to Sofia here.
ReplyDeleteBut indeed Francis, the pre-nup would include this gold mine.
ReplyDeleteThat is smart of you, Spurs. Wop will surely write up an ironclad prenup for you when the day comes. I'll make the cake for your wedding as well. Speaking of cakes/weddings-isn't CBTs coming up??
ReplyDeleteFB-that's gross. Do you live near Florissant? I have a friend there that does not have saggy boobs that I can let you stalk.
Spurs, I'm starting to think your site is jealous of me. It never lets me comment anymore.
ReplyDeleteJealousy. It's the only logical explanation for most, if not all of life's problems.
I think I am going to make t-shirts with that last line emblazoned on it. Spurs, yours will be free.
ReplyDeleteIndeed, CBT's wedding is right around the corner. In make believe land. If you can make it there, you can bake him a cake.
ReplyDeleteAnd what do you mean the site won't let you comment? It seems your comments are appearing.
ReplyDeleteThey take long to appear though. You know I am impatient.
ReplyDeleteKB, I live kind of close to there, maybe 20 mins or so.
ReplyDeleteDon't tell her that I sent you if you get caught, okay FB? Her and her husband probably would not appreciate it, but I can't have you looking at saggy boobs forever. That's just mean.
ReplyDeleteYes, I know you are impatient and no one is going to be buying those shirts you plan on making kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, I think you will like it. By the time you finish those 2 seasons this one will be over though. You will have to wait to buy that set on DVD.
ReplyDeleteI'll make them look classy like Ed Hardy made his shirts look. I'll be a millionaire by month's end.
ReplyDeleteKinkyb!tch I didn't order Lost.
ReplyDeleteNo, you won't be.
ReplyDeleteI don't know why you had to drop the F bomb on me kinkyb!tch. That was so fresh I was hurt.
ReplyDeleteI don't know why you have to be so sarcastic, Spurs. It's not like this is the time or the place. I've asked you plenty of times to knock it off, it hurts my feelings, but yet here we are again, back at square one.
ReplyDeleteSo, yes, Fuck You.
FB-did you answer me about the show me state deal? This has really been bugging me, and no, I haven't thought to google it.
This new font makes my words look like they are serious. I better be careful.
ReplyDeleteSpurs, CBT is my dad but I ran away from home at a young age. I knew there had to be more to life than mechanical bulls, Waylon Jennings and PBR so I got out while the "get'n" was good....
ReplyDeleteFRANCIS is saying I have gay tendencies.. Oh boy thats rich
ReplyDeleteIf CBT is your dad, who is your mom? Kelly Jo?
ReplyDeleteWhy Is Missouri Called the "Show-Me" State?
ReplyDeleteThere are a number of stories and legends behind Missouri's sobriquet "Show-Me" state. The slogan is not official, but is common throughout the state and is used on Missouri license plates.
The most widely known legend attributes the phrase to Missouri's U.S. Congressman Willard Duncan Vandiver, who served in the United States House of Representatives from 1897 to 1903. While a member of the U.S. House Committee on Naval Affairs, Vandiver attended an 1899 naval banquet in Philadelphia. In a speech there, he declared, "I come from a state that raises corn and cotton and cockleburs and Democrats, and frothy eloquence neither convinces nor satisfies me. I am from Missouri. You have got to show me." Regardless of whether Vandiver coined the phrase, it is certain that his speech helped to popularize the saying.
Other versions of the "Show-Me" legend place the slogan's origin in the mining town of Leadville, Colorado. There, the phrase was first employed as a term of ridicule and reproach. A miner's strike had been in progress for some time in the mid-1890s, and a number of miners from the lead districts of southwest Missouri had been imported to take the places of the strikers. The Joplin miners were unfamiliar with Colorado mining methods and required frequent instructions. Pit bosses began saying, "That man is from Missouri. You'll have to show him."
However the slogan originated, it has since passed into a different meaning entirely, and is now used to indicate the stalwart, conservative, noncredulous character of Missourians.
Wop, how are you? Is is a lovely spring day in Tucson like here in P-town?
ReplyDeleteThat's deep, FB. Can you guess why AZ is the Grand Canyon state?
ReplyDeletekb - no, it sucks, its hot and my allergies are acting up
ReplyDeleteSucks. You should go swimming in that pool by Elf's house to cool off.
ReplyDeleteHave you tried a netti pot for your allergies?
oh, but thank you, FB. Now I will not wonder that when I see a MO license plate and will instead pay attention to the traffic around me.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Wop? You should use this as your next commercial man.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBEWHy6khZw&feature=related
KB
ReplyDeleteThe use of the unofficial nickname the Show-Me State has several possible origins. The phrase "I'm from Missouri" means I'm skeptical of the matter and not easily convinced. This is related to the state's unofficial motto of "Show Me," whose origin is popularly ascribed to an 1899 speech by Congressman Willard Vandiver, who declared that "I come from a country that raises corn and cotton, cockleburs and Democrats, and frothy eloquence neither convinces nor satisfies me. I'm from Missouri, and you have got to show me." However, according to researchers, the phrase was in circulation earlier in the 1890s.[56] According to another legend, the phrase was a reference to Missouri miners brought to Leadville, Colorado to take the place of striking miners and being unfamiliar with the mining methods there required frequent instruction.[57]
It has also been known as the Puke State
Now the Puke State I can understand, all those redneck exstrippers w/saggy boobs, yeah, I'd be puking, too.
ReplyDeletedamn... FB beat me..
ReplyDeleteIf I saw that commercial I would call you for representation, Wop. For sure.
ReplyDeleteAstrid, you are new to me since I've been on sabbatical.....not really just thought that word fit well there. Are you from "the Lou" as these idiots call it?
ReplyDeleteAstrid, I was wrong about the Kitty Twitter deal. It is for dogs. I'm sure you could put it on your cat though. In the meantime I'm ordering one for Mr. Fresh.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/15/puppy-tweets-tweeting-dog_n_462455.html
if that is thedirty then yea... I guess I am not as big of an idiot, or perhaps more of an idiot, because I don't know what they call the Lou.. but how are you doing?
ReplyDeleteI used to live in chi town too.. haha
ReplyDeleteDr. Seuss called it the Lou also, FB. Hold off on calling everyone who uses the term an idiot.
ReplyDeleteLOL @ Francis
ReplyDeleteyeah dude thats money.. I need to get Elfie's ex to do the rap though. A rapping bean is a lot better for Tucson;s demo than a rappin brotha
That's cool Astrid. I miss it everyday. Where you at now?
ReplyDeleteThe Lou is what the people down here call St. Louis, it's annoying as hell.
ReplyDeleteThought you'd like that Wop. Make it go viral in the AZ and retire at 40...haha
ReplyDeleteI know what chi.. or shy town means.. haha
ReplyDeleteI am going to college in ohio... I am graduating soon though
What are you going to be when you grow up, Astrid?
ReplyDeleteAre you near the KY border? I don't know why, but I get that vibe from you.
haha.. that is funny that you get that vibe from me..
ReplyDeleteWhat is that supposed to mean?
I study economics and accounting..
That's cool Astrid. I loved college outside of being broke. But you couldn't beat a couple 50/min classes a day and drunk by night....ahh the good old days before I sold out and became a corporate slave. Man I need to go to youtube and find some RATM to get a bit of my anti-government youth back.
ReplyDeleteoh... and I am not near the KY boarder.. I am central ohio. Here they like the buckeyes, not the Bengals.. but I don't really care about either.
ReplyDeleteNot sure if you've noticed Astrid, but I rarely say anything serious.
ReplyDeletewhat area of corp slavery do you work in??
ReplyDeleteFrancis my love, how are you?
ReplyDeleteI went to a spring training game a few weeks ago. Missed most of the game but only because I was preoccupied by the drink in my hand.
That was a nice commercial Francis.
ReplyDeletethat was funny KB.. I don't know what the people are like down there
ReplyDeleteWopness, if Skeets' ex did that rap, you'd be swimming in money.
ReplyDeleteLet's find out where Astrid goes to school KB by asking her questions. 1) Did your school beat the Georgetown Hoyas this year in the NCAA tournament?
ReplyDeleteI'm good DG my love. Our Cubbies got killed on Monday which sucks, better luck tonight hopefully.
I have had a girl crush on Sofia Vergara for about 13 yrs now... my ex was OBSESSED with her, she used to be the host of a game show on telemundo or univision in the mid nineties. I bought him a swimsuit calendar of her around the time I was pregnant with my daughter.
ReplyDeletedown by the border? They buy Oxycontin using their welfare checks by crossing over the Chilicothe river and are high all day.
ReplyDeleteIt's a nice place. Try and visit before you graduate and leave town.
If Skeets ex did that rap and threw in the girl doing her homework at the table like in his original video it would be golden.
ReplyDeleteThat was a thrilling story Skeets.
ReplyDeleteElfie, I am really starting to believe you are gay, like legit gay.
ReplyDeleteAre you? It's okay if you are, you can tell me and I will still like you.
If you don't want anyone else to know, just type "for KBs eyes only" before you answer and everyone will look away and skip past it.
I think I've seen enough of the girls wop's hangs on his bedroom wall. To be fair, I'm going to start emailing spurs pictures to post of every guy I think looks good too.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm pissed to find out Chelsea was here and I found out too late. The last time she was here I found out a week too late too.
Let's go see her in TX, DG. That white guy with the red fro is opening for her in Houston, that is what she said on her show the other night. We can stop by and say hello to Spurs afterwards.
ReplyDeleteLOL.. KB you're probably right.. Chilicothe? I didn't know that existed until two years ago.. but it makes me feel warm in fuzzy inside to know that I give off that kind of vibe
ReplyDeleteI'm not gay cause I have no desire to lick her box or do anything remotely sexual to her... it's more like I would like to have a body like that.
ReplyDeletefb.. I don't follow college basketball either.. I like a sport that is forbidden to speak of around spurs.. And since he is german and I am untermensch, I won't anger him, because he really is a fascist bitch like that
ReplyDeleteDG - you could send in pics of all the guys you think are hot, but I dont think spurs will be posting and little boy kiddie porn any time soon
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'm a fascist Astrid.
ReplyDeleteYeah DG, take that.
ReplyDelete***ANY*** not and
ReplyDeleteI know two people who'd say you work for the Gestapo..
ReplyDeleteAnd who are they Astrid?
ReplyDeleteCBT and a german college proff..
ReplyDeleteI remember CBT, but that's nice a german college professor would say that.
ReplyDeleteI don't like little boys Wop. I like them 28-35ish, tall, dark hair, blue eyes, and intelligent.
ReplyDeleteShe is going to be in Vegas on May 29th and I would go see her then but I'm going to be camping in the grand canyon May 24th-28th.
ReplyDeletewhoe.. these lawyers are hardcore
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOajzfDQbKU&feature=related
An ad like that would definitely help wop get some ladies
Yeah Wopness, DG likes them 28-35 unless they lie about their ages. And then she's cool with it anyway.
ReplyDeletedamn.. i can't believe i spelled whoa wrong.. I am such a failure
ReplyDeleteI can't believe they thought that commercial was good. But I guess people will remember it and that's the point.
ReplyDeleteTiger Woods will make history this weekend. With no warm up Tournaments,, first appearence of the Year.. Tiger will run away with the Masers!! Tiger.. Tiger.
ReplyDeleteOh Sox will win the World Series this Year too.
You all are welcome.
I'm putting my bets down now. Thanks Anonymous.
ReplyDelete"DG said...
ReplyDeleteI don't like little boys Wop. I like them 28-35ish, tall, dark hair, blue eyes, and intelligent."
Are you hitting on me?
Anon: Mets, sucka
ReplyDeleteWop should do a commercial like this and have all of his poster women standing around him in the commercial. Of course he will be paying them to stand there but regardless it will be the best 28 seconds of his life.
ReplyDeleteAre you tall with blue or green eyes too? I picture you to be kind of short Wop. Maybe the suspenders give that illusion?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOajzfDQbKU&feature=related
ReplyDeleteyeah thats me in the commercial
I believe he's 5'7" DG.
ReplyDeleteDid any of you see the preview for that show The Other Woman Talks? What a bunch of stupid fucking bitches.
ReplyDeleteIm 6'1" not super tall, but not short..
ReplyDeleteand no, my eyes are hazel
5'7" spurs? I was in middle school basketball
ReplyDeleteNope, I haven't seen that. Bad huh?
ReplyDeleteI think this commercial is worse.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1Qk6QPzuIc&feature=related
Check this site out.. pretty funny. I think it was made for fat Drew.
ReplyDeletehttp://bluetoothdouchebag.com/
I have hazel eyes too. That must mean we are related Wop. But 6'1"? I would've never guessed. That is the perfect height.
ReplyDeleteaww wop is 5'7... wouldn't be cute if we got him and Nik to play against each other in competitive sports? We could make them feel really special and invite their moms and stuff..
ReplyDeleteI watched the previews and one of Tiger's girls was upset over a voicemail he left her. She said she was upset because she didn't feel important and he wasn't putting her feelings first. Did she forget she was the OTHER woman?
ReplyDeleteWow. That was a bad advertisement DG.
ReplyDeleteNomaaaarrrrwwww Garciparra is calling the sox game on espn. I love Nommmmmarrrwww. Do you remember him Spurs? One of the greatest Short stops ever. Go Sox
ReplyDeleteYes, she did DG. I saw an interview with one of them a couple of weeks ago and she basically said the same thing.
ReplyDelete"Astrid said...
ReplyDeleteaww wop is 5'7.."
Seriously, I havent been 5'7 since 7th grade, ill go to a fucking convenience store and take a picture next to the fucking door measurer to prove it...
that ad was kind of funny..
ReplyDeletespurs is 5'7"
ReplyDelete"DG said...
ReplyDeleteI have hazel eyes too. That must mean we are related Wop. But 6'1"? I would've never guessed. That is the perfect height."
How you doin?
Wopness, you should do that. You should take that pic, because you look kind of like a little elf.
ReplyDeletelook spurs.. you have an internet dating blog sprouting before your eyes..
ReplyDeleteWop, make it easier. Just rob the convenience store and post the video footage from the news.
ReplyDeletespurs - i will bet you one month of my salary, to one month of your salary I am at least one inch taller then you.
ReplyDeleteHell ill even foot the bill for my travel to come compare, as long as you at least make more a month than my plane ticket cost
I think DG should date whoever the winner is
ReplyDelete"DG said...
ReplyDeleteWop, make it easier. Just rob the convenience store and post the video footage from the news."
Helluva idea. Plus the $70 dollars I get from the robbery is so worth it!
That ticket would cost about $350 my guess so spurs is out of this bet.
ReplyDeleteFunny stuff DG.
ReplyDelete$322 on southwest
ReplyDeleteThat's not bad.
ReplyDeleteWop,
ReplyDeleteI was down in Tucson a couple weeks ago for the first time. There is a whole lot of nothing to do down there so robbing a convenience store should be the highlight of this month.
I will bet one YEAR of my salary versus one DAY of your salary you couldnt kick my ass to save your life
ReplyDeleteThats what i think about that
Pretty delusional thought Wopness.
ReplyDeleteDG said...
ReplyDeleteWop,
I was down in Tucson a couple weeks ago for the first time. There is a whole lot of nothing to do down there so robbing a convenience store should be the highlight of this month.
you coulda done me
My money is on Wop winning that fight spurs.
ReplyDeletewhich one of you is wider..
ReplyDeleteIf you guys fight.. I will bet spurs..
ReplyDeleteI always like cheering for the underdog
Really? I'm getting on the 10 heading east now.
ReplyDeleteI see all of you are comedians today.
ReplyDeleteAstrid,
ReplyDeleteSpurs weighs about 60lbs soaking wet. Even I could knock him out in less than 30 seconds.
Sure you could DG.
ReplyDeletelooks like nik is freaking out about prez hilton again...
ReplyDeleteI haven't seen that.
ReplyDeleteThat Gretchen Rossi is played out.
ReplyDeleteI should send him things daily that will send him to a frenzy.. then he can have a britney spears style breakdown on the internet..
ReplyDeleteGretchen needs to move to Jersey.. Right before America passes Population control and blows Jersey up.
ReplyDeleteNommmmmmmaaaaawwwwwr
ReplyDeleteYeah Astrid I'm sure you're really break him down. He needs to worry about people like Dana White.
ReplyDeleteWell, the Jersey Shore crew is in Florida now Anonymous. So that state might have to go too.
ReplyDelete*You'll* my bad
ReplyDeleteI know.. They are living downtown in a pretty nice hotel. I guess they've already started recording for the show.... errr I mean shit show. Jersey trash invades downtown Miami. Downtown Miami's for DB's, tourist's, and cuban drug dealers anyway. Oh it's good for people who rent Hummers and try to pretend to be a big baller in order to score facebook and craigslist tail.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if someone will punch that Snooki again?
ReplyDeleteDid you check out that bluetooth website Spurs? It's pretty funny.
ReplyDeleteSome drunk ass Cuban that forgets he's in America probably will.
ReplyDeleteWonder what ever happend to that guy. I think he was a teacher in highschool or something too.
I mean he closed fisted popped that chick in the dome.
ReplyDeleteCould thing for her she's built like a beached whale. That girl can really take a punch. haha.. I mean she didn't even go to the hospital or anything.
Yeah, I've checked that site out before. It is good.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes Anonymous, he was a teacher and got fired from his job.
ReplyDelete*good thing* Not could- I'm typing like pam tonight
ReplyDeleteI heard Mynt and The Shore Club won't let them film there.
ReplyDeleteFor the rest of his life that guy will always be known as the dude who punched out some umpa lumpa orange chick named Snooki.
ReplyDeletehaha.. I mean he deserves it.. but sucks to be him.
Exactly. After another year or so of her around, he'll probably start getting high-fives.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous:
ReplyDeleteIt looks like the Spurs are close to finalizing a deal with Ginobili.
The spurs need to lock down Ginobili before the end of the season that's for sure. They would be stupid to let him go
ReplyDeleteLooks like they will, which is great.
ReplyDeleteReeses Peanut Buttercup Eggs are exactly what reeses used to be. I can't wait until the gas station runs out of these little irresistable yellow packages of joy.
ReplyDeleteDid you pick some up today or what?
ReplyDeleteJust one. But they are so good. They are the perfect peanut butter to chocolate ratio. I applaud them. But when I am tired on the treadmill or sweating it out at yoga, my body then hates them.
ReplyDeleteVery true. You do feel the junk food when you work out.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Brooke Hogan will hang out with the Jersy Shore cast now that they are in Miami...
ReplyDeleteIs she still around?
ReplyDelete*Jersey
ReplyDeleteShe had her own show for a while.... Brooke Knows Best, and she still wants to be a singer..
ReplyDeleteI wonder if her mom is still dating that 19 year old.... if not, I hear The Situation is single..
She's going to have to do a porn at this point to get noticed.
ReplyDeletewould you watch her porn?
ReplyDeleteIf it was in front of me I would. But I wouldn't ever buy it.
ReplyDeleteBrooke can't sing... She had one song that was on the radio.. and she had to go through a lot of vocal classes to be remoetely decent.
ReplyDeleteWas there ever a celeb porn you had to see?
ReplyDeleteNo. You?
ReplyDeleteporns do not revolve around the men... it's the women, and no.. I am not excited to see any of the women..
ReplyDeleteChyna's porn might scare me...
I saw some of Paris' and it was really boring, she kept fixing her hair and playing with her cell..
I am a little curious to see Pam and Tommy's.. so I can see Tommy drive the boat though.. I guess that is the exception
I'd also like see why Ray J is so great...
I heard that Ray J one is nasty.
ReplyDeleteWhat is nasty about it? If it is really nasty then I will have to see it..
ReplyDelete... and which ones have you seen yourself?
I saw the Paris one.
ReplyDeleteI didn't see all of it...
ReplyDelete.. but I heard it wasn't exciting or good.. is that what you thought?
I couldn't get over how much of an asshole I thought that guy was to do that to her..
"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteDrew's dream day would consist of a day shopping with RR and Timberfake and a night at the club with Ari and Nik.
April 6, 2010 11:00 PM "
Spurs, that's fucking funny shit. Anonymous could learn from your Tosh.0 lookin'pasty ass.
I thought it was all right Astrid. I think she has a nice body. And indeed, that guy was a prick to do that.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you thought it was funny CBT.
ReplyDeleteSo what are you up to?
LOL... he doesn't look like Tosh.0.. they are both just tall and skinny
ReplyDeleteSpurs, remember "Wopness Approved" comments? The only time I ever namejacked on the Dirty was to go and "Wopness Approve" all the really fat sksnky chicks that got posted.
ReplyDeleteYes, I remeber the Wopness approved stuff CBT. I'm sure Wopness will be glad to know that was you.
ReplyDeleteAstrid, give Spurs the right haircut, you got Tosh.0. They have fairly similar personalitis, beside being butt twins.
ReplyDeleteI told Wop I did that a long time time ago.
ReplyDelete"Butt twins?"
ReplyDeleteGreat one CBT.
So CBT, your speech is a week from tomorrow. You excited?
ReplyDeleteI'm excited, inside. I took a lot of the style of the speech from Hitler and Goebbels.
ReplyDeleteGood for you CBT.
ReplyDeleteAnd fron Vonnegut's "Mother Night". "We the the last free American Patriots...".
ReplyDeleteSame personalities? .. is spurs cool with others laughing at his expense? I really can't tell sometimes, but I do enjoy laughing at spurs..
ReplyDeleteBut spurs isn't trying to out do everybody in the dumbest challenges ever..
What do you mean Astrid?
ReplyDeleteSo in other words you just ripped your speech CBT?
ReplyDeleteAstrid, Spurs can take a joke aimed at him as long you don't accidentally hit a sore spot. It's easy to tell when you do.
ReplyDeletespurs.. i don't know what you mean, by asking what I mean
ReplyDeleteI thought it was self explanatory
What do you mean a "web redemption" Astrid?
ReplyDeleteA web redemption is something from Tosh.0..
ReplyDelete