Here's this goofball again. At least he's not wearing his Joakley's in this pic, so that's a start. I'm sure that dirty chain and his caterpillar eyebrows are a hit at the clubs.
And check out Croopy (Corky/Droopy) trying to put that fat head of his back to the wall in order to hide his fat Drew-like turkey neck. I hope he reads this, he needs to take this as a reason to put down the donuts. Wait, he can't understand that. Sorry bud, I mean gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble.
Maybe he's a nice guy lol you can't pick your family.
ReplyDeleteDid you happen to see the post of the guy Nik said was your Dad?
What's up Kristen? How are you? Yeah I saw that. I thought it was funny.
ReplyDeleteAnd as far as these two dipshits? Well, Croopy deserves to be busted up because he's a joke and he works there, and I'm pretty sure Nik's brother has grabbed a photo or two off facebook or some other waste social site for a post or two.
LOL Drew-like turkey neck hahaha
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on Q? Glad you liked that.
ReplyDeleteAnd have you made your pick for the night?
I think Nik and everyone there steals pics and does that.
ReplyDeleteVery true Kristen. You can't pick your family. All you do have control over is how you will choose to live your own life.
ReplyDeleteThanks Buddha.
ReplyDeleteSPURS: I find that's the best approach to take. Just laugh it off. I had a similar experience the other day. The guy I'm seeing pointed at some old cougar in the mall wearing an Ed Hardy dress and said "There's you at 40. Ha ha" I just brushed it off and laughed because it is just a joke after all.
ReplyDeleteSounds like a comedian.
ReplyDeleteDo I sense a hint of sarcasm?
ReplyDeleteProbably.
ReplyDeleteWell all I'm saying is, I know how you feel.
ReplyDeleteOk grumpy.
ReplyDeleteI'm not grumpy. I just wrote that's good. Nothing grumpy behind it.
ReplyDeleteSpurs going Boston again noway I could play Magic Boston Celtics 1st Half -4
ReplyDeleteAll right. I'll be rooting for the Celts.
ReplyDeleteNot even going to watch that game. Magic have been playing horrible.
ReplyDeleteThey have been. I'd say it's embarrassing to be a Magic fan, but then I remember the Spurs being swept, and that sucks too.
ReplyDeleteYeah, but the Spurs weren't the 2nd or 3rd best team in the league, or the best team since All-Star break. They also didn't sweep their first two rounds only to possibly get swept pathetically in the Conference finals. It probably sucks a little bit more to be a Magic fan.
ReplyDeleteOh, and it's just icing on top of getting eliminated in the finals last year.
ReplyDeleteAnon= Lindsay or what?
ReplyDeleteThat's true EV.
ReplyDeleteProbably Skeets.
ReplyDeleteI hope the Flyers get to the finals and beat the Blackhawks for the Stanley.
ReplyDeleteYou watch hockey?
ReplyDeleteThought so... I also think she's trying to make you jealous with her "guy I've been seeing" comment.
ReplyDeleteSo should the in depth discussion of John Wayne Gacey start now or later?
I don't think she's trying to make me jealous Skeets. And John Wayne Gacey? I guess that would be on par with the ten year old dying and the Nazi doctor stories.
ReplyDeleteJust playing around with you Skeets.
ReplyDeleteLet me add Paul Gray as a notch on my belt.
ReplyDeleteYou killed another one?
ReplyDeleteNot really, lol. But, fuck Chicago.
ReplyDeleteAnd, I'm more impressed from the Flyers coming back from 0-3 to beat Boston. I did somewhat pay attention to that series.
I was kind of interested in Hockey this season. Well, not until the playoffs, I wasn't. I was going to watch a few games, and when I saw the Coyotes were actually in it and were favored over the Red Wings, I decided to watch.
My bias against Chicago is because of my annoying Chicago homer friend. Totally jumped on the Blackhawks bandwagon and started talking like he was a seasonal Hockey fan.
I had to google who Paul Gray is. Slipknot huh?
ReplyDeletegross.. is that scooby... fuckin disgusting
ReplyDeleteCroopy. Yes, that's Croopy.
ReplyDeleteI have herpes
ReplyDeleteBut spurs will never post this cause he is scared.
I am not the kristen who is suing the dirty okay, I am another kristen dont be scared
I have herpes
who is Lindsay?
ReplyDeleteOkay Kristen, thanks for clearing up who you were.
ReplyDeleteany more news on Nik's finances or the reality show?
ReplyDeleteI'm on a fucking roll this week. Talk about putting in the overtime! Now if I can only talk my boss into giving me a commission.
ReplyDeleteNone that I know of Astrid.
ReplyDeleteis lindsay your ex spurs? why is she trying to make you jealous
ReplyDeleteAstrid, are you right with yourself? I ask this because guess who's in my sights?
ReplyDeleteYou would think with a picture of Wilford Brimley you'd want to fight Diabeetus.
ReplyDeleteNo Astrid.
ReplyDeleteThat's just Skeets trying to be funny.
ReplyDeleteLindsay is a girl Sours knows. He hit it and quit it and she went insane... started stalking some of the regulars on here. Her name is Lindsanity (not of the Lohan clan).
ReplyDeleteI didn't "hit it and quit it" Skeets, quit trying to cause trouble.
ReplyDeleteFunny though Skeets.
ReplyDeleteOk so 90% of what I said was true... Sours didn't hit it but Lindsay really wanted him to.
ReplyDeleteNo, she didn't want me to. Good try though Skeets. Pretty funny.
ReplyDeleteso why is scooby croppy now?
ReplyDeleteCorky/Droopy Astrid.
ReplyDeletespurs.. what is your side of the story? Is she from thedirty.. or she started stalking you in real life??
ReplyDeleteAt first, I just wanted to know if she was from thedirty or not, but this is more interesting..
No, it's not interesting.
ReplyDeleteso is she from thedirty?
ReplyDeleteShe came over here from thedirty, yes.
ReplyDeleteI just saw the comment from Wilford. He's got you in his sight Astrid.
ReplyDeleteshe doesn't seem like the type to get that sense of humor..
ReplyDeleteAnyways spurs.. you really don't want to talk about this issue, and it's just making me curious. You are the total opposite of CBT..
I'm not a man. Like CBT.
ReplyDeleteAstrid~ Yeah that's the biggest issue with Linds (aside from the cyber stalking)she is really not in the proper mental state to come on a site like this or the Dirty... she does NOT know how to take a joke.
ReplyDeletei have a chem peel on... i am going past the suggested time again.. let's see what happens.. haha
ReplyDeleteis that what happened to your face spurs?
ReplyDeleteTerrible Astrid. But yeah, that's what happened.
ReplyDeletetoo bad Obama wasn't there to rescue your face
ReplyDeleteHope he would do a better job than he's done on the BP mess. Or creating jobs with his "stimulus package" that had to be passed.
ReplyDeleteLook spurs... you're just blinded by the devil to see his glory..
ReplyDeleteNice pic Astrid.
ReplyDeleteI appreciate you trying to protect me SPURS, but Elfie is right. Listen everyone, I admit I am infatuated with Kasey. I made up that I am seeing someone in hopes of getting his attention. That's also even why I pretend to be depressed sometimes, just to have an excuse to talk to him.
ReplyDeleteNo worries L, whatever works!
ReplyDeleteyea L.. why did you pick Kasey to be in love with though?
ReplyDeleteYou don't pick who you love Astrid. Love is what happens when you least expect it. At the risk of sounding cliche, he had me at "hello".... (blushing)
ReplyDeletespurs my quiz is over audit engagement...
ReplyDeleteI take my finals in 2 weeks... can't wait to finish... The trip to ncy kicked my ass. I am still tried and sore.
Why do I have a major crush on somebody everybody else says is ugly???
Sore Astrid? Do tell!
ReplyDeleteL have you ever met spurs in real life? I really don't know how you can fall in love with somebody that fast....
ReplyDeleteWhy do you care what "everyone else" says, Astrid. If you like them, that's all that really matters right? They aren't the ones who will be dating him, you are.
ReplyDelete2dirty... I went to a swingers club and had group sex for four hours straight.. it hurts to standup
ReplyDeleteNice, just what I wanted to hear! :)
ReplyDeleteIf I thought you were serious, I'd propose right now!!
ReplyDeleteYes Astrid, I have met him in real life.
ReplyDeleteanon.. the guy I like is kind of ugly.. LOL.. He is cuter than scooby though.
ReplyDeleteAstrid, you watching the football match?
ReplyDeleteare you into swinging 2dirty?
ReplyDeleteI haven't been on a swing set in years Astrid.
ReplyDeleteno.. I am not watching. I have to study. I heard Bavaria didn't win Saturday though.. There will be more games next month..
ReplyDeleteI would have watched that game sat, but I went to see Phantom of the Opera on Broadway instead..
ReplyDeleteI drank some Heineken and watched the replays sunday though..
I'm pretty sure Lindsay was being sarcastic.
ReplyDeleteAstrid, group sex for four hours? Nice. Anonymous is going to be jealous.
ReplyDeleteWell, since you have a crush on him I guess that only reinforces what I have said time and time again. Looks aren't everything! Personality and composure go a looong way.
ReplyDeleteAstrid, what were you doing in NY? Besides the gang bangs of course.
ReplyDeleteAnon~ you are saying that as if you know what Linds looks like... let's think about this rationally here, Sours rejected her, based on how Sours looks we can make a pretty good assumption of her attractiveness or lack thereof.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't call it sarcastic Kasey. I was just playing along with Elfie's nonsense. It wasn't a shot at you.
ReplyDeleteLow blow Skeets. Keep it up buddy.
ReplyDeleteElfie, don't start. I'm confident enough that I don't need to prove how good I do or don't look, k? K.
ReplyDeleteWhere are you from L?
ReplyDeleteOh and I believe Anon was talking to Astrid!
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry I enjoy the lack of sanity that can only be known as Lindsanity. I'm trying to push her over the edge, so shut up Sours... she is almost there. Actually I am just being mean cause I am jealous of that she actually got to meet such a big star like you, only in my dreams Sours, only in my dreams.
ReplyDeleteDon't stop Lindsanity, don't stop.
K off to the gym... don't blow a gasket while I'm gone, please wait until I return thanks.
ReplyDeleteIt's all good, you're still Hot in my book Elf. I like a chick with a little fire in her.
ReplyDelete2dirty... I drank a lot and partied.. I went to see a play, walked around the park, walked around the city..
ReplyDeleteBut the main reason I was there was for a school trip to wall st... we went to the banks and firms, stock exchange, talked to the big guys.. some were assholes. We talked about the recession and regulations.. the stock market plunged.. fun times
You sure are full of cheap shots today Skeets.
ReplyDeleteI wish I lived near elfie.. i'd go to the gym with her. I hate working out by myself and being the only girl working out.. I thought about working out at the hotel, but all the guys were..
ReplyDeleteLater on Skeets. Have fun at the gym. You taking some modeling pics there?
ReplyDeleteWhat are you studying Astrid?
ReplyDeleteeconomics and accounting
ReplyDeletesome dude from Bloomberg yelled out our group for not asking him questions fast enough..
ReplyDeleteReally? That's funny. Did any of your questions get asked?
ReplyDeleteAstrid, since you have a crush on the guy, I guess that only reinforces what I have said time and time again. Looks aren't everything! Personality and composure go a looong way.
ReplyDeleteWould you expect anything less from a New Yorker?
ReplyDeletewtf... is Nik trying to buy prezhilton.com
ReplyDeletehttp://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2010/may/20/perez-hilton-sell-website
spurs.. I think some of my q's were asked, but some of us had the same ones.. Also, some them them answered my q's before they started taking them so I wasn't left with much....
ReplyDeleteomg....crazy girl stopped by? Be careful what you say to "L". She will cyberstalk you and blame all of her problems on you. The girl isn't right.
ReplyDeleteSo much love in the air. :)
ReplyDeleteHi 2d4u! How was your trip?
ReplyDeleteWas good DG, thank you! Seems like it is never long enough though.
ReplyDeleteDid you take that picture?
ReplyDeletewhere did 2dirty go?
ReplyDeleteNo, found it when I was looking for something.
ReplyDeleteI was in Spain Astrid.
ReplyDeletethat photo is really cool.. it kind of looks like turkey or greece
ReplyDeleteAnyway, I'm about to go out to eat at this place:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.route66seligmanarizona.com/images/roadkill.jpg
I wonder how many cbt's I will find there. I will count and be back later!
Amalfi Coast
ReplyDeletewhy were you in spain? when are you going to russia?
ReplyDeletebuon appetit DG
ReplyDeleteI was on a cruise for 9 days Astrid. Long needed vacation!
ReplyDeleteHave fun DG. And how's the hotel?
ReplyDeleteHotel? Where is she?
ReplyDeleteHow was the cruise ship 2dirty4u?
ReplyDeleteSpain was nice Spurs, but I'll never step foot on a cruise ship again. That sucked.
ReplyDeleteHavasu Falls 2dirty4u.
ReplyDeleteWhat did you not like about it?
ReplyDeleteRooms are too damn small, and once you leave the port, all there is to do is gamble, eat, drink or lay out. You get bored quick, and if you are like me, you drink more!
ReplyDeleteHow were the workers on the ship? And what about the people?
ReplyDeletePoor DG, hey no hard feelings here... I got nothin but luv for ya sweets. ;)
ReplyDeleteThe workers were from all over the world, so it was cool talking with them. The people on the cruise were all company people, so they were all older couples. I was easily the youngest person there, so it was interesting to say the least.
ReplyDeleteThat's cool. When you write company, you mean the company you work for?
ReplyDeleteOne of the insurance companies we do business with. All the companies have these bonus trips for the brokers that write a certain amount of profitable business.
ReplyDeleteNice perks.
ReplyDeleteI will admit, they go all out on the trips! They pay for everything, including the flights.
ReplyDeletethat does sound nice..
ReplyDeletei thought i saw nik in nyc for a minute, but i don't think it was him..
ReplyDeleteYou should have gotten in contact with Drew.
ReplyDeletewhy? I was with some guys that are ugly, but I am still attracted to.. why bring Drew into the mix.. LOL
ReplyDelete2dirty.. are you in sales?
ReplyDeleteDrew would have been a hit with your group. You could have made those guys you like and tag teamed get jealous.
ReplyDeleteI'm an insurance broker Astrid.
ReplyDeleteLoving this East finals Spurs!
ReplyDeletenobody would be jealous of drew.. except the guys I tag teamed.. they were total losers
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Drew? What do you think of Astrid's pic?
ReplyDeleteso you studied fashion... but ended up in insurance.. nice
ReplyDeleteI don't think anyone means to get into insurance.
ReplyDeleteI'll give you my opinion after game
ReplyDeleteHow long have you been with that company 2dirty4u?
ReplyDeleteAll right Drew.
ReplyDeletetrue.. do you still design clothing very much?
ReplyDeleteWhat company Spurs?
ReplyDeleteThe company you are with.
ReplyDeleteI started it about 10 years ago.
ReplyDeleteYeah, after I scrolled up and say 'broker' and not agent, I realized it was probably your own business. That's awesome man.
ReplyDelete*saw* 'broker'
ReplyDeleteOk, I'm turning in. Have a good evening all!
ReplyDeleteLater on 2dirty4u. Thanks for stopping by.
ReplyDeleteWhen your team's out ( mine never was in) a true basketball fan hopes for games like this
ReplyDeleteTrue. And it's going into overtime. Nice.
ReplyDeleteAnd Drew, your Knicks won't be there anytime soon.
ReplyDeleteDid you see the Magic dude's eyes roll in back of his head on that jump ball/ time ran out? I think Garnett grabbed his package'
ReplyDeleteI didn't see that Drew.
ReplyDeleteI'll rewind it at the commercial break and check it out.
ReplyDeletemy sister is going to belly dance with me... I am so excited
ReplyDeleteThat's good Astrid.
ReplyDeleteThis motel is better than I thought. I guess they remodeled in the past couple years but you can tell this place was built in about 1950. The beds are kind of hard but I am spoiled because of my own bed. But I can say that we have the prettiest sign in this entire two block town.
ReplyDeleteThat's a bragging point.
ReplyDeleteHow was dinner?
ReplyDeleteYou tag-teamed two dudes at once, Astrid? Nice. Where I come from that is called getting a train rode on you. To each his own, but HELL NO I would never do that. Not my style. Two chicks (me +1) maybe, two dudes NO WAY. Yuck.
ReplyDeleteLindsanity,
ReplyDeleteFirst you hate me and now you love me. Yep, bipolar disorder has been confirmed. I wonder how many other things you have already been diagnosed with. Disgusting.
DG, do they have a coin box next to the bed where you can spend a quarter for 5 minutes of vibration/massage? Is that a pretty sign a neon flashing all hours of the night while you are trying to sleep? Did you pay by the hour?
ReplyDeleteIt was actually really good. I didn't see any cbt's but I wasn't in the bar area. But there was a guy that had Peter's laugh from Family Guy. I nearly spit my food out every time he laughed because I thought it was so funny.
ReplyDeletePeter Griffin laugh? Nice. And Drew, I hit the rewind, I didn't see what you were talking about. I think you were imagining things Drew. But it involved a 'package' so it's not surprising.
ReplyDeleteSpurs:
ReplyDeleteI will dismiss Astrid's pic this evening without prejudice. I'm tired. I can revisit this atrocity tomorrow. To associate Superman with the "Anointed One" is wrong in so many ways. I heard they are making a sequel remake of Planet of the Apes.......
Here is my pretty sign. The arrow flashes.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.kenrockwell.com/trips/2009-02-route-66/images/09/IMG_0552-supai.jpg
I think I will stare at it all night. I did take a look around the bed for the vibrated coin slot. Sadly, they don't have it. I've never seen one of those before.
That should be a landmark. Like the Hollywood sign.
ReplyDeletesay her name one more time DG and she will return to cyberstalking you.
ReplyDeleteI stopped at the gas station earlier and it is sssoooooo quiet. I think you could stand 30 feet away from someone and carry on a conversation through a whisper.
ReplyDeletedid 2d4u show us his birthday suit while I was gone or not? If so, where is the pic (for record keeping purposes only, not for my own use, I swear)?
ReplyDeleteWhat's all in that town anyway?
ReplyDeleteWhy do you need a pic kinkyb!tch? Need something to dream about when the Warden climbs on top of you?
ReplyDelete2 gas stations, a cafe, a restaurant, and 3 motels. The gas station is also a grocery store/hardware store, too. I should go look for big foot.
ReplyDeleteYou should. Take your camera along. So did you go hiking tonight?
ReplyDeleteOr when you got in?
ReplyDeleteLindsanity....Lindsanity.....Lindsanity!
ReplyDeleteThere I said kb. But she can't stalk me because I will not have an internet for 4 days after this. But I did give my location and since I'm staying at the Vegas of the grand canyon she can come find me.
SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteWhy do you need a pic kinkyb!tch? Need something to dream about when the Warden climbs on top of you?
No. I still have those pics of Francis.
oh great, so basically you may not be coming back to us at all then, DG? I guess I will start your eulogy tonight.
ReplyDeleteWait, wait I got it! She is the TV head lady you dreamed about!!
Good comeback kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeletethat pic kinda scares me, DG. it reminds me of that movie Vacancy with Luke Wilson. Did you check under the bathroom rug to make sure there isn't a trap door under there?
ReplyDeleteTonight? Hell no. It is cold outside! Plus there is nowhere to go. My hiking doesn't start until tomorrow and once it does I'm staying at the bottom of the grand canyon until Friday. I'm only here because it is the closest I could get to the trail. I still have another 60 miles to drive tomorrow morning.
ReplyDeleteHow cold is it there?
ReplyDeleteSpurs,
ReplyDeleteYou should build a nice hotel out here and run it and charge a little more so I will have better options next time.
Funny you think I'd give you a special rate, but let me call my bank tomorrow and give them the details. They should approve the loan no questions asked.
ReplyDeleteOh wait, read that wrong. Yeah, I'd charge a higher rate for sure.
ReplyDeleteI think it's supposed to get down to like 42 tonight but the rest of the week it's not supposed to get any lower that 50. So I would much prefer tonight to be cold than the rest of the week in a tent.
ReplyDeleteThat is cold.
ReplyDelete