Tuesday, May 25, 2010
Teen Werewolves in San Antonio
I like how the news anchor makes a joke out of it less than twelve seconds into the segment. Words of wisdom at the 41 second mark- "Gangs are posers." Frankly, I think you are a poser werewolf until you decapitate a dog.
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Hey AZ Anonymous, you might like that chick at the 2:14 mark.
ReplyDeleteNow listen to me, while you're kissin her cheek
ReplyDeleteand smearin her lipstick, I slipped this in her drink
Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little bitch's earlobe..
(Yo! This girl's only fifteen years old
You shouldn't take advantage of her, that's not fair)
Yo, look at her bush.. does it got hair? (Uh huh!)
Fuck this bitch right here on the spot bare
Til she passes out and she forgot how she got there
(Man, ain't you ever seen that one movie _Kids_?)
No, but I seen the porno with SunDoobiest!
(Shit, you wanna get hauled off to jail?)
Man fuck that, hit that shit raw dawg and bail..
Eloquent. What's that from Evil?
ReplyDeleteI was the kind that would kick your nerdy gay ass
ReplyDeleteYeah, that's it.
ReplyDeletesheet
ReplyDeleteYou calling me a sheet?
ReplyDeletesheet nigga
ReplyDeleteYeah, you really are a hard ass.
ReplyDeleteIm your tyler durden.. First rule of spursfansays, we dont talk about spursfansays
ReplyDeleteThat makes a lot of sense. This is a powerhouse, I could see why it would be best to keep it a secret.
ReplyDeleteSup spurs: trying to send you something. Not quite as cool as vampires though
ReplyDeleteit seems this is only in san antonio.. spurs, do you see these kids hanging out very often??
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Oz? Check your e-mail. And I just posted this because it was San Antonio. I know it's not the most interesting thing in the world.
ReplyDeleteI was friends with some of the vampire kids in school... some of them were really weird and screwed up though
ReplyDeleteI don't see them anywhere Astrid. But I don't hang out at malls either.
ReplyDeleteThere were no vampire kids at my school. That would have been bad for them.
ReplyDeleteWhen I was in school we would just beat the shit out of kids like this every day until they stopped acting like idiots.
ReplyDeleteFunny CBT. That's what would have happened at my school too.
ReplyDeleteSo how was Little Rock?
And I was hoping you'd come around today. What do you think of that shit between North and South Korea? You think they will go to war?
ReplyDeleteI was the hot chick in high school
ReplyDeleteI bet you were Astrid!
ReplyDelete"Astrid said...
ReplyDeleteI was the hot chick in high school"
Are you from Iowa?
"SPURS FAN said...
And I was hoping you'd come around today. What do you think of that shit between North and South Korea? You think they will go to war?"
There's a distinct possibility that they will. Kim Jong Il is decidedly suicidal and, I believe, intends to take his country with him.
too bad astrid has failed to mention she went to an all boys school.
ReplyDeleteLittle Rock was good. My kid is growing like a weed, Big Momma can still cook, breakfast should always include a Bloody Mary, but I was still happy to get my ass outta that nigger infested hellhole. I'm trying to get Tiff to move up here, I can do more for her and Briley here than I can down there.
ReplyDeletespurs, are you sure that 'chick' at 2:14 is really a chick? they look like the emo version of pat from saturday night live.
ReplyDelete"Astrid said...
ReplyDeleteI was the hot chick in high school"
You know all the boys in that school had carpal tunnel.
I think it was a chick Anonymous.
ReplyDeletei dunno spurs, i think its a trap.
ReplyDeleteThat's good you had a nice time in Little Rock CBT. And yeah, it will be interesting to see what happens over there. That could set off a shitstorm.
ReplyDeleteWhatever it was Anonymous, he or she would dry to drink your blood.
ReplyDelete*try*
ReplyDeletei would let them drink my piss out of the barrel of a 12 ga. with silver buckshot.
ReplyDeletehow are they going to explain this shit to their kids when they bring out the high school yearbooks? 'mom, why does dad look like a fag?'
ReplyDelete'he was a werewolf, sweetie.'
They might like that.
ReplyDeleteFunny. Yeah, I don't think that will go over well down the line, but they aren't harming anyone. I'm just wondering what Wolfie Rodriquez will think one day.
ReplyDeletetoo bad she hasnt emailed you yet. that would be great if she did.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I don't think she's going to, but it would be cool if she did.
ReplyDeletewhy dont you go find them at hot topic and see if they will talk with you? put on a fedora and have a card sticking out from the hat band with the word 'press' written on it? thats credentials enough.
ReplyDeleteThat would work for sure.
ReplyDeletejust tell them youre a time traveler.....and you were the hottest chick in high school.
ReplyDeleteThat's Astrid, not me.
ReplyDeleteJust when I thought it was safe to go back into the water you post this and for one brief second Evil tries makes sense.
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on DJ? How have you been man?
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeletejust tell them youre a time traveler.....and you were the hottest chick in high school."
I suspect Spurs would've been the hottest chick in Astrid's school.
I was certain that was a girl before I played the video.
ReplyDeleteSome style. Take Goth or Punk getup and add some dumbass tail.
Comedy CBT.
ReplyDelete"DJ the real one said...
ReplyDeleteJust when I thought it was safe to go back into the water you post this and for one brief second Evil tries makes sense."
Imposter. There are no misspellings or typos, it can be the Pelican.
*can't*
ReplyDeleteFunny EV. Exactly.
ReplyDeleteActually, there was a typo in there CBT.
ReplyDeleteI bet in Astrid's school they held the hog judging and the Fair Queen contests simultaneously. Astrid got the red ribbon.
ReplyDeleteJust working dealing with life. I still stop by, but Evil bores me to death. It's not worth taking him on. It's like going after the ratarded kid on the playground. Too cruel. I like OZ for Whop it suits him and explains alot. Hola CBT.
ReplyDeleteQue tal, Pelican?
ReplyDeleteI thought that was chick on the video too..
ReplyDeleteThat's cool DJ.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm glad you like the term for Oz. It does suit him.
Nothing much CBT. Just survivng in this economy, laughing at Sarah Palin. Hi Astrid.
ReplyDeleteCBT stfu... you are an ugly old bastard... and my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
ReplyDeleteI demand a picture of said milkshake.
ReplyDeletesarah palin.. LOL.. what did she do or say today? It's going to be funny in 5 to 10 years when her looks go down hill, and the good old boys don't adore her anymore.
ReplyDeleteApparently I'm the right kind of ugly, though.
ReplyDeleteYeah CBT she really is showing her Waco compound side now. I wonder what her coolaid will taste like? Mabe the Mothership has a spa!
ReplyDeleteI am a virgin cbt.. elfie and me are the innocent ones
ReplyDeleteAstrid, Sarah's looks are only still around thanks to a good makeup artist and photoshop.
ReplyDeletePalin is not even hot. She's a prized breed in a sea of dogs. Put her up to other politicians, and yeah she'll look good.
ReplyDeleteDon't forget the bad plastic surgeons on Anchorage CBT.
ReplyDeleteI'm with EV. Where's this milkshake Astrid?
ReplyDelete"Astrid said...
ReplyDeleteI am a virgin cbt.. elfie and me are the innocent ones"
I'm not at all surprised you're a virgin Astrid. I suspect you can't quit being a smartass long enough for a get his dick in, and if he was to actually get in, he'd get a stroke by stroke critique.
I thought it was funny when mccain suggested his wife compete in a trashy beauty contest... haha.. he didn't know what the hell he was talking about
ReplyDeletethat wasn't funny cbt..
ReplyDeleteSee what you started SPURS, we went from werewolves to politics. Oh my bad the same thin.
ReplyDeleteI challenge cbt to a beauty contest..
ReplyDeleteYou're right DJ. It is the same.
ReplyDeleteI am the sexiest cat lady ever.. that is going to be the title of the springer show I want to go on.. Nik will be so jealous
ReplyDeleteCBT doesn't like Ailin Palin. He has some inteligence. She's building a compound. Why? I would stay away from the Koolaid if I were you.
ReplyDeleteAstrid you would most definatly win said contest. No offence CBT.
ReplyDeleteSo DJ, did you feel that earthquake out there last week?
ReplyDeleteI would say poor Todd BTW, but her traveling gives him enough time to spend with his boyfriend.
ReplyDeletewhy are you saying that she is building a compound.. what the hell is she talking about?
ReplyDeleteI was wondering the same. I think DJ might be joking though.
ReplyDeleteDJ the real one said...
ReplyDeleteJust working dealing with life. I still stop by, but Evil bores me to death. It's not worth taking him on. It's like going after the ratarded kid on the playground. Too cruel. I like OZ for Whop it suits him and explains alot. Hola CBT.
You HAVE GOT to be kidding me. you are so retarded that you think I AM the retard? Classic. Werent your parents brothers?
Where I live is the Coachella valley, so Earthquakes of small magnatude we don't really notice scince we are surounded by a buch of mountianous fault lines. The Mexicali quake was a different story. I was getting out of the shower to go to Rancho Las Paris for Easter dinner/ party and it hit and I fell it sucked Priks balls!
ReplyDeleteI'd like to be able to experience an earthquake at least once in my life.
ReplyDelete**bunch see CBT it is really me.
ReplyDeleteWhat up runties?
ReplyDeleteI slept through an earthquake before. Never been through a major one.
ReplyDeleteNo you don't. Look up the Hector mine quake it was a 7+ in my backyard. I was passed out asleep and it woke me up and scared the shit out of me. It was a San Andreas quake. It's kinda like saying I never experienced a Tornado. Not living ing Texas, which I did and I am scared shitless of them.
ReplyDeleteHow long did the ground shake during that earthquake DJ?
ReplyDeleteAnonymous, you don't want to, believe me. You don't know how long it will last or where to go. Where did you experience this?
ReplyDeleteDon't be ridiculous Spurs Fan. Everybody knows that real Werewolves kill Vampires, not dogs...
ReplyDeleteDer der duh
ReplyDeleteI don't know what I was thinking TEAM BELLA.
ReplyDeleteOne of my buddies from college that grew up in the bay area. Back in the youngin days his whole family was at the A's VS Giants playoff game when that huge quake hit. Said it was crazy.
ReplyDeleteI remember watching that on tv. bridges collapsing
You think so Evil? I don't think CBT cares for black folks too much. The rebel flag is one impression that he doesn't.
ReplyDeleteSPURS, honestly it seemed like forever, but about 20 to 30 seconds. It moved the mine 6 feet though. The mexicali quake moved the entire vally 6 inches and that only lasted 15 second and we are still having aftershocks. They are low magnituded but 2 days ago there was one in El Centro.
ReplyDeleteYeah, that was crazy Fl Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteI can see where 20 to 30 seconds of that would be like forever.
ReplyDeleteI do Spurs Fan, but its ok I forgive you.
ReplyDeleteI heard Kenya handles earthquakes very well. All that sturdy architectural design over there.
ReplyDeleteWhat.. Too soon?
Who's Bella?
ReplyDeleterekkin i got me boutta 30 ol yungin wimmins rounda baht 17 years old
ReplyDeleteBut in SAT the river floods during heavy rains. I prefer the qaukes to the T-Storms when I lived in TX. I would rather have the Fault lines go off and release the stress on a low magnitude, because it happens all the time, then have a storm come out of nowhere and have to see a Tornado come at me again. At least the shaking stops. Tornados go up and down and up and down.
ReplyDeleteHey look it's whit trash CBT. Whats up buddy
ReplyDeleteAnon: welcome home, how was your stay on the moon?
ReplyDeletei dont be takin a likin to dem ol war wofin yungins, dont no der own ass fromma horseshoe print I rekkin
ReplyDeleteMy bad.. *WHITE TRASH* CBT
ReplyDeleteAnon: ya'ol fancy boy, duntcha be talkin no way like dat to ollin CBT ya hear?
ReplyDeleteAnonymous, Kenya? Please enlighten us.
ReplyDeleteThe moon? Your attempt at humor is lacking.
ReplyDeleteDJ: rekkin dumbaz ya r, we mightin be kinfolks. Wanna fuck?
ReplyDeleteWhite trash CBT what happened did your sister get out of your bed to go to work and support your gay ass?
ReplyDeleteDJ the real one said...
ReplyDeleteWhite trash CBT what happened did your sister get out of your bed to go to work and support your gay ass?
yessum, and jus so happin ta be ya momma too
Thanks TEAM BELLA.
ReplyDeleteSorry DJ I meant Haiti, same difference.
ReplyDeleteteam beller: rekkin id lick da back a ur ol knee caps just ta take a peak at cher corn shitter
ReplyDeleteAnon: ok, so if it wasn't the moon, where exactly have you been that you don't know who BELLA is? Saturn?
ReplyDelete"I heard Kenya handles earthquakes very well. All that sturdy architectural design over there.
ReplyDeleteWhat.. Too soon?"
Probably, but that was funny.
nothing as sturdy as mud and plaster.
ReplyDeleteYeah Fl Anonymous, you don't know who Bella is? She's from those award winning Twilight movies.
ReplyDeleteSPURS love the tard who keeps jacking peoples name. ie. Evil Der dur duh. Whatever that's supposed to mean. Just proves my point with him. He has "Diabeetus."
ReplyDeleteTEAM BELLA said...
ReplyDeleteAnon: ok, so if it wasn't the moon, where exactly have you been that you don't know who BELLA is? Saturn?
rekkin beller is how all dem wimmin folk call each other, like feller, only its a bitch so its beller
Dude who the fuck is Bella? Loving the space humor thing you've got going on.
ReplyDelete"DJ: rekkin dumbaz ya r, we mightin be kinfolks. Wanna fuck?"
ReplyDeleteFunny.
DJ: boy ol kinfolk, you bout as dumb as a toad on dry land, tell ya whut. Hell, you might even be dumb by moneh runnin stanards I rekkin
ReplyDeleteDJ:
ReplyDeleteI think DIABEETUUS is funny. The pic of Wilford is great.
DJ: welcome back to you as well. I would ask where you have been, but its obvious you have been at some grammar classes. Welcome to literacy, my friend.
ReplyDeleteOh bella is a fictional character from the movie twilight? Wow I'm so embarassed that I didn't know that.. (Sarcasm) Now I understand Team Bella and her love for space humor.. Team Bella = LOSER
ReplyDeleteW.T. CBT ie. the deliverer (think Deliverence) She is not from BFE Louisianna like you are. Honestly "yo mamma" cut downs? Finish the seventh grade and go to high school. That way you can get some new insults that someone could understand as an adult.
ReplyDeleteYou mean you haven't seen any of the Twilight movies Fl Anonymous?
ReplyDeleteW.T. CBT ie. the deliverer (think Deliverence) She is not from BFE Louisianna like you are. Honestly "yo mamma" cut downs? Finish the seventh grade and go to high school. That way you can get some new insults that someone could understand as an adult.
ReplyDeleteround herein monkeh run, fancy feller, 2nd grade is college, you i dont right rekkin I knowin watcha ferrin ta
No grammer classes, I did that on purpose. It fit a persona when I was on the douchey.com. Just a little fun Team Bella.
ReplyDeleteDJ has a good sense of humor.
ReplyDeleteTeam bella is on fire.. Wow first space jokes and now literacy jokes. Awesome
ReplyDeleteDJ the real one said...
ReplyDeleteNo grammer classes, I did that on purpose. It fit a persona when I was on the douchey.com. Just a little fun Team Bella
Nah yas tryin ta act like ur folks wasnt brothers huh? aint no one round herein there herein parts ta a likin ta ya tall tales thur feller
I'm from Arizona, I beat my old lady and my twins because I'm an unemployed architectural designer. I stalk Astrid because she's one of two women who don't think I'm a serial killer.
ReplyDeleteI be smart
ReplyDeleteOk WT CBT moving right along rope rider, care to translate that into English?
ReplyDeleteYou failed on that one fake AZ Anonymous.
ReplyDeletehe always writes in lower case.
fail. epic fail.
ReplyDeleteDJ the real one said...
ReplyDeleteOk WT CBT moving right along rope rider, care to translate that into English?
I dun spoke proper arkansawr good ol folkin english lil feller, you fancy Californier wit awl dat fancy spoke aint goin on round younder i rekkin
not only do i comment in lower case, but the ip addy doesnt match up.
ReplyDeleteHow do you know it doesn't match?
ReplyDeleteSo CBT, how's your love life going?
ReplyDeletei know all
ReplyDeletedont you have a program that tracks ips?
ReplyDeleteOh FLO-Rida get your feelings off your shoulders. I was only playing around. I still think you had to be pretty out of touch to not at least heard of the Twilight phenomenon. Even if you aren't a fan, that shit is Everywhere.
ReplyDeleteAgain W.T. CBT graduate th 7th grade. Two men can't have babies together. In high school you'll learn more than "riten, readin, rithmaic. Think "anatomi" ( had to spell like it sounds for him). Don't you have a cousin to jackoff?
ReplyDeleteWho you asking Spurs? Me or AZ Anonymous?
ReplyDeleteYeah, sometimes it's hard to tell when comments come in at the same time, but you're right, it wasn't.
ReplyDeleteCheck out how the trickster put your name in lower case Anonymous.
ReplyDelete"TEAM BELLA said...
ReplyDeleteOh FLO-Rida get your feelings off your shoulders. I was only playing around. I still think you had to be pretty out of touch to not at least heard of the Twilight phenomenon. Even if you aren't a fan, that shit is Everywhere."
I've heard of it, myself. I just don't give a fuck about it.
im often imitated but never duplicated. pretty flattered that somebody wants to be me.
ReplyDeleteThank god CBT the literate one is back.
ReplyDeleteCBT, I'm asking the other CBT. The real one.
ReplyDeleteI guess I should always be flattered.
ReplyDeleteAnd by real one, the one that is upfront about the incest.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteCBT, I'm asking the other CBT. The real one."
I am the real one.
I know CBT, just playing around.
ReplyDeleteWell funny lil albiner feller, im glad ya axed me dat thurin quarshtion, i gots me a real purty yungin, she tend a beer hole round yonder, she my cousin on my momma side, den i gots dis herein baby momma, she my half sister by my daddy, den I gotta 13 year old colored gal, I drag her around by my pick up truck then fuck it, den I gots me a feeonce-a she a real purty feller, bout 14, she my momma sister
ReplyDeleteThat's funny. That sounds about right.
ReplyDeleteCBT said...
ReplyDeleteDJ, two men can have babies together in Arizona. All the men out there except the Mexicans are born with a vagina, too.
HEY! whointha hell is this fancy spoken britches tryins ta be da CBT
CBT "DJ: boy ol kinfolk, you bout as dumb as a toad on dry land, tell ya whut. Hell, you might even be dumb by moneh runnin stanards I rekkin" Yeah that's why I can afford to live in the most heavily taxed states in the union and not have to live in a ghetto.
ReplyDeleteYour tax rate out there is pretty ridiculous isn't it DJ?
ReplyDelete'CBT said...
ReplyDeleteDJ, two men can have babies together in Arizona. All the men out there except the Mexicans are born with a vagina, too.'
men cant get pregnant only women. and women cant get pregnant from another woman. which makes your comment void. i guess they didnt teach biology or sex ed in the hills, which explains the inbreeding.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZ1qi9gz7UU
ReplyDelete::yawn::
ReplyDeleteold video is old.
ReplyDeleteNot the state everything else, sales gas, electric, phone, internet, rent etc. I live int the south end of Palm Springs that god for the crash I only pay 900.00 for a two bedroom. It used to be 1250.00. Market value of course is lower now. But, it's really big.
ReplyDeleteAZ Anonymous, you should log in. There's a real prankster out there.
ReplyDeleteDo you like Arnold DJ?
ReplyDeleteWe are no one. We are everyone. ANONYMOUS has no identity therefore can not be imitated or duplicated.
ReplyDeletenaw, i feel bad for them. i will let them keep pretending to be me. its alright, i can understand that they want some sort of feeling of being funny or cool.
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDelete'CBT said...
DJ, two men can have babies together in Arizona. All the men out there except the Mexicans are born with a vagina, too.'
men cant get pregnant only women. and women cant get pregnant from another woman. which makes your comment void. i guess they didnt teach biology or sex ed in the hills, which explains the inbreeding."
They did teach us biology here in the hills. My comment's message was that, except for Wop, you "men" out in Arizona seem to be a buncha old women.
"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeletenaw, i feel bad for them. i will let them keep pretending to be me. its alright, i can understand that they want some sort of feeling of being funny or cool."
I guess that explains whoever namejacking me.
your double copy paste is a double fail.
ReplyDeleteYou are totally missing the point.
ReplyDeleteyour biology curriculum was basically, 'worms is good eatin'.
ReplyDeleteHey real CBT (the radio one), I was reading more about the South/North Korea situation.
ReplyDeleteInteresting stuff.
To answer the question about Arnold SPURS no. No one did but given the choice of a homophobic and racist, Ariana Huffington, a Porn star, and a Wiccan he seemed he right choice at the time. He only got reelected becauses the second time around it was not much better. His wife got a DUI. I wonder what happened with it?
ReplyDelete"your biology curriculum was basically, 'worms is good eatin'."
ReplyDeleteThat was pretty good.
AZ anon said I have nice boobs
ReplyDeleteSPURS if you even think TX politics are bad come here it is a big corupt joke.
ReplyDeleteGood question DJ. And I forgot about Ariana running. That would have been awful.
ReplyDeleteOh, I'm well aware it's a joke out there DJ.
ReplyDeleteIt was a big joke with Ariana, she was a high priestess, while he husband John was a closeted neo conservetive. He came out in the 90's.
ReplyDeletemake that **it's, or his husband.
ReplyDeleteI didn't know that about her husband. Do you ever go to the Huffington Post?
ReplyDeleteSpurs who is this ankle humper evil spurs?
ReplyDeleteastrids tits are amazing.
ReplyDeleteI assumed she hates men just by looking at her DJ. Which is wrong to do, but I could see where that would fit.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Q?
ReplyDeleteif you were to see her tits, you would hate yourself for being gay.
ReplyDeleteShe's not stupid some things are out there with it but some things make sense. You know me SPURS. Think the Dirty.com and the last time we had a battle. I don't care wht people think or say. Hence why Evil will never be able to take me on.
ReplyDeleteIs that right Anonymous?
ReplyDeleteNot much went with Lakers again :) Los Angeles Lakers 1st Half -½ -115 USD
ReplyDeleteyeah. they look like cupcakes with pink cherries.
ReplyDeleteAll right Q. I'll be cheering for you man.
ReplyDeleteWhen did you see them Anonymous?
ReplyDeleteshe sent me a couple of pics. she even wrote 'hi azanon' on her tits.
ReplyDeleteThat was nice of her.
ReplyDelete