Monday, June 14, 2010

The Bitch is Back

I found out (|)Pixie(|) is back working at thedirty on her break from nursing school (turning tricks), so I exchanged some e-mails with her and she just is as cocky and full of herself as ever. She seems to think that she's some badass now or something.  I do have to say that even though with her gray hair she looks like she's Tom Hanks at the end of Philadelphia when he was dying of AIDS, she seems content in this pic. Like she finally came out to her family, and now her little heart and clit are tickled pink. Anyway, welcome back bitch, have a good time this summer.

P.S. Faggot I know you are reading this, can you convince the Gaynadian to go ahead and come out of the closet too? He seems really confused. Thanks.

580 comments:

  1. http://i337.photobucket.com/albums/n366/Bubbles1510/Attitude/G.jpg

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  2. Funny (|)Pixie(|), glad you liked it.

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  3. .... whoa...

    spurs... your out again against the roaches...

    wait... what happened to your mission statement...?!

    and why did you label the Merddin/Merthin post the way you did?

    seems like visceral words....


    ha


    - chef -

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  4. Funny Oz, I wrote this part in there as well:

    'I know it's not nice to hit women, but I'd like to punch her just to see how she'd react, but I took it off. But yeah, I feel that way.

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  5. What's up CHEF? She's always been a good sport about me ripping on her, so it's nice she's back around. And I've posted her under different labels, so it's not like nik or anyone else to where she has a specific title.

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  6. What up slunts.. So this tool bag was trying to bleech his hair blonde and it turned grey? I love how this guy works with the dirty douche bags that make fun of other tools that look just like this he-she nurse wannabe. You really got to love his sicko lip ring. Pretty badass..haha.. As a matter of Fact the leader of the power house 4 member Dirty staff Nik Richie hooooman makes fun of toolbags that he now dresses like. I mean if a custom pro soccer jersey with your last name inserted on the back of it doesn't say winner I don't know what does.. Fuck Nik that's such pimp gear I think you should sport that to a NBA playoff game.. Wait.. Uhhhhh.. haha. mmmmmmmmmmmmmk children. Shit I should try to dust up one of those replica nba jersey's we all use to wear when we were around 10 years old back in the day.

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  7. What's up Fl Anonymous? Yeah, her lip ring just makes her all the more of a punk. And what does she do there anyway? Is she trying to fix Scooby? No amount of schooling can teach someone how to fix that goofball.

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  8. I mean how many tools does it take to somewhat edit comments and stick purple hearts on body parts? This heshe was hired to give gayden reach arounds all day

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  9. She might get out the can of mase out of her purse and spray you with it. That's the only thing I'd be afraid of. Plus hitting ladies doesn't make you cool.

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  10. looks like somebody needs proactive.

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  11. I don't care what the Gaynadian says, those pics he took were gay as hell. And he can spin it like he was playing around, but that's no excuse.

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  12. instead of a fauxhawk, that queer has a faghawk.

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  13. I think it's AIDS lesions, not pimples.

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  14. Hahaha. Yeah it would be a bad look to hit this chick. You know she wears a whistle and carries a taser too. I hear Ari bangs her out every tuesday.

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  15. "faghawk".. hahahaha.. Awesome

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  16. You know the only reason why she went to nursing school is so she can try to bag a rich fag doctor.

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  17. i bet merlin bedazzles his converse chuck taylors.

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  18. heres what merlin was really up to:

    http://slog.thestranger.com/files/2007/03/trucker-fags.jpg

    on the choad again, i just cant wait to get back on the choad again.

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  19. Merlin has pretty eyes. But he is definitely gay.

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  20. She's a conceited gal Anonymous, she'll turn to truck stops in about a year when she's all worn out.

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  21. DG:

    She's gay. She was really cocky about her "medical school" and was talking about how she's going to have hot nurses around her. So I told her that Pam and Bankruptcy aren't hot, they would just be his beards.

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  22. I bet he is specializing in anything that has to do with the prostate. Just another gay guy out to take advantage of unsuspecting men much like all the catholic priests.

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  23. Funny DG. You seem to be not impressed with her either.

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  24. i was thinking merlin might be a proctologist.

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  25. I'm just not into guys that look female. I'm not a lesbian.

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  26. Merlin's focus of study is in the rectal exam field.

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  27. You could be the lipstick lesbian and she could be the butch DG.

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  28. Merlin pracices his work on Gayden during breaks over at the dirty office/err I mean Ari and Nik's living room

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  29. "Anonymous", those comments don't work when I know who it is.

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  30. You don't have to have a phd to do colonics for a living. Merlin is just wasting his time and his parents money.

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  31. I think she sleeps in the cot in the extra room where Shayne sleeps. She's not worried about the queef making a move on her.

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  32. You're right DG. She is. Someone should tell her.

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  33. "Anonymous", those comments don't work when I know who it is.


    who was it?

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  34. Was that Merlin or Gayden Spurz?

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  35. No, all of Nik's employees are sharing a room with bunk beds. I wonder if Merlin prefers the top or the bottom.

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  36. Maybe NR. Karmanian That self loathing Sandi checks out your site.

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  37. Neither of them. Pixie checked the link when I sent it to her, but she's gone. She'll be back later though to read the comments, that's the funny thing.

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  38. DG you know Merlin prfers the bottom "bunk"..

    Hahahahaha

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  39. I really want to start busting on Scooby. Now that guy is a real joke.

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  40. Scooby reminds me of Jerry O'Connell in Stand By Me.

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  41. I love the picture they keep using of Joe Jackson on TMZ.

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  42. I got something on fatboy scooby.. nothing big but it shows his cleat chasing ways. I'll try to see if I can find it. Fatboy always trys to hide his chin by sporting his hat real low.. Sorry dirty chin scoob there's no hiding that shit.

    It's funny that Nik's brother has his profile picture on twatter gropping Dirty scoob. A real cute couples pic.

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  43. Yeah, I've read some of the shit that asshole has said, what a moron. Hard to believe you'd still be greedy at that age.

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  44. There are so many exercise videos out now that focus on every part of the body except the neck. I think I'm going to make one and send a complimentary copy to Scooby and Drew.

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  45. I've always wanted more pics of Corky's brother and JV Fl Anonymous. If you ever see any more pics of Nik's brother, please save them.

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  46. At the meeting at work today we actually are not losing any money. But what the meeting was about I still have no idea because I was sitting too far away to actually hear anything.

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  47. That's good DG. You should take a pillow into the next one.

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  48. The whole Jackson family is pathetic except for maybe Janet Jackson. Cause she has her own shit going on. However she still a fucking weirdo. Those fuckers just moching off the dead pedo creepy corpse that is Michael Jackson. I love how in America when you die people praise you even if you were a creepy pedo who had 15 locks on his bedroom in neverland for "sleepovers" and fed little kids wine and called it jesus juice-true story.. has had a million plastic surgeries to turn himself white and pretty much shaved off his nose and talks like a 8 year old girl.

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  49. Anything else Fl Anonymous? I agree though.

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  50. haha.. Yeah I went off on a MJ rant.. haha. yeah thats right. mmmmmmmk

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  51. Is Randy Jackson from American Idol related to them at all?

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  52. One of the best speeches ever. Shit pumps me up. I listen to this all the time. Here you go fam a little daily motivation for you all.

    You're welcome

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uASVzkrEKgs

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  53. "You got to be willing to take the hits" Believe that fooooooo. Love it.

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  54. I'm fired up now. I feel like I can take on the world.

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  55. Yeah!!!! haha. Goose bumps son.. Pump up video of all time. Seriously

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  56. she is fierce!!!

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  57. I think he is gay as well....but that kinda makes me want to make out with him, at least once. And with his lip ring in, please and thanks.

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  58. by golly, I've got it.
    We can play Dr. and Nurse together!!

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  60. The dude is gayer than Elton John. Big fuckin' deal. Anyone surprised?

    Spurs, I reread some old Dirty post comments this weekend. Are you sure Richie Rexic and Jayden don 't have some restraining orders out?

    Astrid, I think I want to French your asshole just to hear you squeal in German, or Polish or Dutch or whatever the fuck you are.

    DG, you probably eat pussy better than I do and I'm really fuckin' good at it.

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  61. All my recipes start with, "Open a beer, hit the pipe, melt some butter..."

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  62. "kb said...
    by golly, I've got it.
    We can play Dr. and Nurse together!!"

    kb, I need a short arm inspection.

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  63. Were still not confirmed on your tally, CBT.

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  64. What's up 20K Millionaire? Funny, she is fierce.

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  65. There you go kinkyb!tch. But I think it would be nurse and nurse.

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  66. Hillbilly you only get laid in your mind.

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  67. Ev, I lost count before you were born.

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  68. Then mapparently my mind is more fertile than yours, Geek boy.

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  69. CBT, I have trouble believing you've screwed all the trailer trash you have and made it out with no diseases.

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  70. EV, they're called rubbers.

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  71. Seeing as how most of these girls supposedly just drop and suck your dick within minutes of meeting you. I'm sure you didn't run a "background check" on any of these broads.

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  72. Trailer chicks are great. They're just happy to be fucking a guy with a job who had his shirt on after 6PM.

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  73. You claim you have this affect on girls outside of AK. At least, you did when I said that bullshit wouldn't get you anything here.

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  74. EV, a six pack. And son, nothing comes to he who waits, regardless of the old adage.

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  75. CBT gets lucky because around where he lives fathers will pimp their daughters out for a head of cattle.

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  76. Ak is Alaska, AZ is Arizona, Al is Alabama, AR is Arkansas, which one did you mean EV.

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  77. I want to see CBT stroll into a bar in Scottsdale and pick up one chick under 35.

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  78. "FAN said...
    CBT gets lucky because around where he lives fathers will pimp their daughters out for a head of cattle."

    A head of cattle? Do you mean "a cow"?

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  79. I meant Arkansas. Only one of those states is critical to me to recognize the proper abbreviation.

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  80. Ain't Phoenix and Scottsdale pretty much the same place EV?

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  81. "Eazy V said...
    I meant Arkansas. Only one of those states is critical to me to recognize the proper abbreviation."

    I really hope you're fond of tortillas and 60s model Chevrolets.

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  82. Yes CBT, I was just trying to term it in hillbilly.

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  83. The easiest way to get laid in Philly is to tell blond jokes to Italian girls.

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  84. The biggest isue I have with Italian chicks is that their mustaches tickle.

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  85. CBT, no one cares about those states. You could have a mental block as to their geographical location and it probably would never affect you negatively.

    No, they aren't pretty much the same place.

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  86. Head of cattle=a cow. Are you sure you from Texas and nor some kinda California transplant?

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  87. Spurs, you see the new law Brewer is trying to get going?

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  88. EV, do you really think the rest of this country, especially the part in the middle, gives a rosy rat fuck about that Mexican infested desert hell hole you live in?

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  90. We care less about you than California does.

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  91. Why do you always delete your comments, CBT?

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  92. Coming from Arkansas, you speak for nobody.

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  93. EV, you mean getting rid of the anchor babies?

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  94. That's going to be hard to do. I also read where people are already leaving the state.

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  95. CBT, if you haven't read many of my comments, it's obvious I have no state pride. I have no country pride, either. So, slam my state all you want. I just crack jokes about Arkansas and Texas because you and Spurs seem to get a little aggravated by it.

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  96. Slamming my sports teams would get more of a rile out of me, but you'd know nothing about it other than what I hear all the time from clueless fans.

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  97. I think that shit is retarded, Spurs. I think the birthright citizenship should be eliminated. But, I also think they need to reform it to counter other countries having the birthright citizenship.

    The part that is ridiculous is making it a law so the anchor babies can never become citizens.

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  98. I would rather live in Arizona than Arkansas. But maybe when I'm 51 and boring AR will become more appealing.

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  99. I bet DG eats pussy like a fat woman eats Pepperidge Farm cookies.

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  100. "SPURS FAN said...
    That's going to be hard to do. I also read where people are already leaving the state."

    Then the law is working.

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  101. I would too, DG. At least here the hick types are driven into remote locations to be amongst themselves.

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  102. BH has the furry snout, Spurs. I've decided DG is a lipstick lesbian.

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  103. Legal citizens are leaving the state. Illegal citizens couldn't give a fuck about the law, much like they didn't in previous times.

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  104. It will be interesting to see how many people end up leaving overall CBT.

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  105. It will be nice if Jan Brewer successfully dumps as many legal citizens as illegals. She'll be in the same shit hole she was in to begin with, only with more money spent.

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  106. Oh, and more money lost due to boycotts.

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  107. "Eazy V said...
    I would too, DG. At least here the hick types are driven into remote locations to be amongst themselves."

    You AZ fuckers are far supior to us backwoods folk, out there living in your houses that are worth 68% of what you paid for them, over run by illegal immigrants during your 120 degree summers.

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  108. "Eazy V said...
    Oh, and more money lost due to boycotts."

    Man o man, Arizona sounds better by the comment.

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  109. CBT, it's called civilization. Yes I like it. Incest is not normal here and most people have a full set of teeth. Yep, AZ is superior.

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  110. We'll see how that boycott shit works.

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  111. You won't find me denying the people out of AZ are on an 8th grade emotional scale. But, I'll at least give them credit for having a larger collective IQ than a lot of the country folk I've met.

    I'd still rather live in the country. Less people to annoy you.

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  112. CBT, read my comments. I stopped giving AZ ups a bit ago.

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  113. No corporations are going to go along with that.

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  114. "DG said...
    CBT, it's called civilization. Yes I like it. Incest is not normal here and most people have a full set of teeth. Yep, AZ is superior."

    Dg, it ain't been like that around here since Clinton. AZ is a desert with good bars and shopping malls, neither of which are gonna be worth a fart in a Texas tornado in a year or two, What will count is food and water, and we gor plenty.

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  115. AZ is not a third world country cbt. We have plenty of food and water.

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  116. Oh and EV, It isn't IQ, it's a difference in culture. My cousin Jim always talked about how ignorant the people here were, but we all knew better than to pee on an electric fence. Ignorance is relative.

    Remember, EV, ol Son, I ain't been back here too long, ande I've been everywhere except California, Rhode Island and Alaska.

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  117. "DG said...
    AZ is not a third world country cbt. We have plenty of food and water."

    You do now. You won't when the chain breaks.

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  118. Ok, cbt. I will start building a bunker now.

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  119. You haven't been to the most beautiful state in the US?

    I understand the difference in culture, CBT. It's not like my only experience of anything outside of AZ comes from a textbook or TV.

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  120. You can live on the side of a mountain DG.

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  121. I agree EV. Rhode Island is beautiful.

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  122. What are my tree hugging liberal tendencies? I didn't say it was a third world country. But it may as well be.

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  123. I've hraed Rhode Island was really a pretty place. Arizona's fuckin' beautiful. I love the high desert. There just ain't shit to eat there if you had to hunt it yourself. Utah's fucking awesome. The most beautiful place I've ever seen is the Cascades between Seattle and Yakima.

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  124. When is this going to happen cbt? You sound a little schizo right now.

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  125. I was kidding cbt. Rhode Island is one of the 5 states I haven't been to.

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  126. I'm curious too CBT, when do you think this will happen? And how and why will it happen?

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  127. DG, Sometime over the next decade. America's appetite for petroleum is insatiable. An astounding percent of America's food is grown in the San Joaquin Valley. It's fertiizled with petroleum products, transported on roads made of petroleum proudusts in vehicles powered by petroleum products. Get my drift?

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  128. I was actually talking about California. Can't beat the culture or women on the West Coast.

    Arizona has some really nice places, but it takes a while to get there.

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  129. It's official. CBT is crazy. And no, I don't get your drift. Most likely because I am sane.

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  130. It would be interesting to see Scottsdale go hungry. People would die out in record timing because they couldn't cope and their bodies wouldn't be able to feed off the 50% plastic the have injected into themselves.

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  131. Have a good time in your bunker DG.

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  132. I was looking at the cost of living in California yesterday. It is so expensive but I would really like to move there.

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  133. DG, tongue my taint. I'm tryin' to save your lesbian ass here.

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  134. I guess I will start brushing up on my hunting skills. I will live off of coyote and cactus water. Good thing I own a tent.

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  135. "DG said...
    I was looking at the cost of living in California yesterday. It is so expensive but I would really like to move there."

    And I'm officially crazy?

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  136. Is that your game, CBT? Exchange knowledge for goods and services?

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  137. DG, in AZ you're 6.78243, In Cali you're a 3.62498.

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  138. In AR you are a .000000067, in AZ you are a .00000000003, and in CA you are a 0.0

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  139. DG, I'll live off beef, deer, wild turkey, wild pig, blackberries, wild apples and pears, washed down with spring water.

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  140. I love the outdoors CBT. Southern California has it all.

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  141. I'm going to teach Cocoa to be a hunting dog now. All 4 lbs of him.

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  142. Good one CBT, but DG got you on her grading scale.

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  143. The little young ones liked me pretty well in Phoenix back in 03. Tuscon was good, too, there DG. Maybe we've slept with some of the same chicks?

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  144. What's Cocoa going to bring you to eat? A lizard?

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  145. The "little young ones" CBT? Sounds creepy.

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  146. I'm guessing on the south side, where having a diploma will get you laid.

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  147. I understood Southern Cali was pretty much like Phoenix with higher taxes and an ocean view.

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  148. More specifically Van Buren st., EV. CBT thinks they liked him because he pulled out a $20.

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  149. For some reason I see Coco running from a lizard. It's cool though DG, my dog wouldn't even wake up from his nap to hunt for me.

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  150. No. California has more consistent weather year round, has real trees, and an ocean which is the best part.

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  151. DG, you don't know the power of CBT. Last week he told a story about how he hired some secretary, and the first day she was on the job CBT comes into the office all pissed off, and she said, "Looks like you need a blowjob," and she proceeded to give him one.

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  152. Even some of those girls have standards, DG. I have a friend who works at that trashy palace strip club near there. She has the club owner damn near bankrupt trying to get pussy off of her.

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  153. if we had an ocean I'd be fine here. That and if some transplants (and their constant comparisons to how things are back home) would leave.

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  154. You are right, KB. If he saw a lizard he is more likely to run to my feet and cry to be picked up.

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  155. Kinkyb!tch, you should just be happy Doug hasn't run away.

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  156. Actually DG, they did like me cause I pulled out a twenty. It was $15 more than most of the broke dick college boys could produce.

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  157. She even swallowed and bought him lunch for his time.

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  158. Spurs, Christel, the secretary that did that was pretty much a little ho, a cute little ho, but a ho none the less.

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  159. I just rubbed one out to Nancy Pelosi ;)

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  160. The guy I'm seeing finished college 7 years ago. But that still makes him about 10 grade levels above CBT's education.

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  161. I don't think you understand that I don't care. Rule # 1: If you're 50, 22 year old pussy is not free, even if it isn't on a "pay for plaqy" basis. The girls expect more financially from an older man, even if they like you for more than your wallet.

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  162. Merlin looks like a girl here... not cute AT ALL.

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  163. Oh Brit, you know I'm only down with the Brown........

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  164. No, he is the same age as me.

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  165. "DG said...
    The guy I'm seeing finished college 7 years ago. But that still makes him about 10 grade levels above CBT's education."

    DG, I'll put my education up against any of y'all's.

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  166. Elfie,

    But aren't his eyes pretty? I think he would be a beautiful trannie.

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  167. Merlin kinda looks like a lesbain. Maybe that's why DG likes his eyes.

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  168. "DG said...
    Any of y'all's?"

    DG, do ya think a person can write in venacular without an education?

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  169. That's funny. He does look more like a butch lesbian than a gay dude.

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  170. He does have nice eyes... with a little shading of the nose and some eyebrow shaping he could be a glorious tranny.
    Oh and for Scooby we should all pitch in to buy this for him
    https://www.buynecklineslimmer.com/5/?MID=570305

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  171. What is the point of sounding like an uneducated redneck when you don't have to?

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  172. Guys, at least he is trying to lose some of the weight:
    http://dyao.oxygen.com/meet-the-cast-dyao/caleb

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  173. That's cute he played football and now likes to dance.

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  174. Drew.....oops I mean Nancy. Look what Elfie found you!

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  175. There you go Drew, that was nice of you Elfie. I'm glad you found that Skeets, it will be good to use the next time that loser Scooby is posted.

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  176. It's only $19.99 too. Of course, with shipping and handling it will come out to $50, but that's still a good deal.

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