From the Daily Mail: First Diego Maradona promised to run naked around the streets of Buenos Aires if he led Argentina to glory at the World Cup. Now Paraguay's most famous fan has vowed to meet the pledge if Roque Santa Cruz and Co can defy the odds and lift the trophy on July 11. The difference is that Paraguay's cheerleader is lingerie model Larissa Riquelme, who has delighted photographers already this summer by joining the crowds in Asuncion to watch her country's matches.
The 24-year-old has been pictured celebrating with her mobile phone safely between her breasts, and has joked she would like to replace it with the World Cup.
And asked if she would match Maradona's indecent promise, she told Globoesporte: 'Of course, but with my body painted with the colors of Paraguay.'
I still could care less if Paraguay wins the World Cup, but I figure if the skanks that Oz finds hot get searched on and get hits, Larissa should. That last picture is great too.
3rd pic you can see some areola (see kinkyb!tch, I remember how to spell it). Nice.
ReplyDeleteYep... I see nips.
ReplyDeleteYou teleported yourself from the post below to here really quick.
ReplyDeleteLMAO! :) I don't know who she is, but she has a butterface (but-her-face) in these pics. Nice tits though...
ReplyDeleteWhat's up TeXaS? How was that movie last night? And kinkyb!tch brought some "After Dark" here earlier. Even if she is a tease.
ReplyDeleteI didn't end up watching it last night, about to watch Alice in Wonderland with my son, then after he goes to bed "The Crazies". But this guy at work said its pretty good, not that scary, but he said he liked it...so I hope I do...I like Zombie movies...and Vampire Movies (TWILIGHT) :)
ReplyDeleteWhy the hell did I miss the AFTER DARK? Me and Elfie were talking about boobies and Victorias Secret last night, sorry we don't have butthole porn like Pam lol jk Pammy I luv u
ReplyDeleteYeah, I understand that gay movie is going to break all sorts of records. When are you going to see it TeXaS?
ReplyDeleteThis is what kinkyb!tch wrote if you need any pointers TeXaS:
ReplyDelete'I don't know if I have any pointers, to be honest, I am quite confused at that aritcle. I thought squirting was normal and everyone did it. Me personally I can soak a bed just from clitoral stimulation, but it does help to get there faster if that is being done and then I get one of my nipples sucked.'
Knicks sign LeBron, Bosh, Wade, McGrady, and Boozer tonight at 12:01
ReplyDeleteewwwwww. ROFL
ReplyDeleteSquirters are gross. If I was a lesbian and I went down on a girl and she squirted on my face I would throw up on her. LMAO
That's just nasty. Orgasms are great, but squirting!!?!?!
Elfie, DG, Astrid, are u squirters? hahahaha
Nice delusions Oz. The real free agents will sign with winners, and the Knicks will overpay someone and be losers again next year.
ReplyDeleteMy roomie is going to see Eclipse tonight, lucky bitch, but Im gonna wait until this weekend.
ReplyDeleteAre you a squirter TeXaS?
ReplyDeleteI'm sure the theater is still going to be packed this weekend. Sad.
ReplyDeleteTX, you can squirt me anytime ;)
ReplyDeleteThere you go TeXaS.
ReplyDeleteNo, I am not a squirter. lol
ReplyDeleteThanks Oz, how kind of you....
I got an email from the same ppl who did the casting for The Real World, and invited me to come to Dallas to audition for The Bad Girls Club....I didn't even sign up for that one, and I am not going to go. I am not "bad" enough for that show, plus its just a bunch of skanks, getting drunk, and fighting all the time...
this chick posted is a solid 8.75!
ReplyDeleteYes Spurs, I am going to get my "TEAM JACOB" shirt at Hot Topic tomorrow! His body is so fucking hot.
ReplyDeleteThat's cool they invited you to go down there TeXaS. You should consider going just to see what it's like. If it sucks when you get there, you can just leave.
ReplyDeleteThat's so lame TeXaS.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Arizona Anonymous?
ReplyDeleteseriously...what the fuck is the deal with twilight? it has to be the dumbest goddamn fucking shit ever written. true horror writers have called that series shit.
ReplyDeletenot much man. just trying to beat the meat.....uh, i meant heat!
ReplyDeleteThat is not lame Spurs. I think its cute.
ReplyDeleteI dunno about going, I guess I could just check it out, but The Real World Casting was actually interesting.
Oh shut up AZ ANON, Twilight is great. It's like the Saving Private Ryan to females.
ReplyDeletesince we are on a formal basis i shall now refer to you as san antonio spurs fanatic.
ReplyDeletetwilight is great? i have heard that heroin is great too, but im not gonna try it.
ReplyDeleteIt's going to break all sorts of records Anonymous, that's the sad thing. It won't get close to Avatar, but it will make several hundred million.
ReplyDeleteGo to Cam4 AZ ANON if your gonna jack off, I heard you cant get viruses from their website....
ReplyDeleteNo, it's lame TeXaS. I do think you should check out the auditions.
ReplyDeleteFanatic? That's cool Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteFags and chicks who believe in fairy tales.
ReplyDeleteHow do you know TeXaS? Did you get a virus from it?
ReplyDeleteI don't think that fast. I think there's two movies after this one.
ReplyDeleteThose vamp dorks are going to be around for awhile longer.
ReplyDeleteugh....2 more?
ReplyDeleteI think so.
ReplyDeleteAren't you scared of their powers Oz?
ReplyDeleteNo I havent been over to Cam4 land lately, this guy that works on computers told me that youporn, porntube, and cam4 wont give u viruses. He goes to this gross website called "WifeLovers" u should check it out sometime, guys submit nudie pics of their wives, some are really nasty ugly fat chicks with hairy pussies....and then some are actually hot
ReplyDeleteTeXaS said...
ReplyDeleteNo I havent been over to Cam4 land lately, this guy that works on computers told me that youporn, porntube, and cam4 wont give u viruses. He goes to this gross website called "WifeLovers" u should check it out sometime, guys submit nudie pics of their wives, some are really nasty ugly fat chicks with hairy pussies....and then some are actually hot
what weirdos. I'd be god damned if i ever put my wife naked pictures up on the internet
So you've been over to Cam4 before TeXaS? And I just went over there to that Wife site. You have to register. I'm out on that.
ReplyDeleteU used to not have to register, there's a certain link you click on.
ReplyDeleteI agree Oz. That's a low blow.
ReplyDeletei have heard that heroin is great too, but im not gonna try it.
ReplyDeleteI think you should try both
Yeah Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteWhat up slants?? The cell phone really enhances the cleavage. Now that's a cell phone plan Drew. This chick is the best thing I've seen regarding the world cup. Can't wait for this garbage to be over.
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on Fl Anonymous? Tired of seeing coverage of it huh?
ReplyDeleteSoccer fake fan coverage.. ESPN pretending like anyone in America really gives a crap about soccer. Even Tennis doesnt end in a tie. They play it out 12 hours if they have to.. haha
ReplyDeletehe sounds like Glenn Beck
ReplyDeleteI admit I'm a fake fan. As in I wouldn't be interested at all in MLS or Premier League, but the World Cup is cool as long as the U.S. is in it. I'll probably check at the semifinals or final match though.
ReplyDeleteThat blonde chick in the background of the 2nd pic is pretty hot too. Those are my two MVP's of the World Cup!!! Game over
ReplyDeleteGood one Astrid.
ReplyDeleteAt the last World Cup they showed the Brazilian chicks a lot on tv Fl Anonymous. Man, those women are hot.
ReplyDeleteNo it's cool to see the U.S kick ass in Soccer and Hockey because both sports are suppose to be dominated by other Countries. Any reason to drink in the morning in root for the U.S is always good. I still hate soccer though. The U.S did kick ass though.. Soccer just so fucking rigged though it seems. They for hours with one or two points and the ref's are horrible errrr paid off or whatever.
ReplyDeleteYeah Brazilian chicks are amazing.
ReplyDeleteOh and Thanks Astrid
*They Play*
ReplyDeleteYou're right about the refereeing being awful Fl Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteI read about slavic models replacing the brazilian ones.. and some brazilian women are beautiful
ReplyDeleteWhat do you mean replacing?
ReplyDeletea lot of new ones are slavic not Brazilian... it's like a trend or something
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Astrid, Spurs.
ReplyDeleteOh, you mean overall.
ReplyDeleteI guess designers prefer the pale, anorexic look now..
ReplyDeleteNot much EV. Going to run and get something to eat soon. What are you up to?
ReplyDeleteHi ev... read anything cool lately?
ReplyDeleteWatching World's Wildest Police videos. This shit never gets old.
ReplyDeleteNot since the Kissinger book, Astrid. I haven't found any of the other books I'm looking for at either of the Borders I went to.
Yeah, those police videos are great. Last night I was watching "Real Vice" or something like that, and all these clowns were doing is going around making drug busts. You would have thought it was World War 3.
ReplyDeleteIt's funny when they tough talk the guys in the videos. Or when what Bennell is saying doesn't make sense with whats happening.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I saw a lot of that hard ass act on that Vice show.
ReplyDeleteWell EV, I'll be back. Later on man.
ReplyDeleteLater.
ReplyDelete#Recovery# Emin3m legendary,, in case you've been in a cave.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VlJnbrBb-c
ReplyDeleteSo sick
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LIV6a1FpVI
ReplyDeleteso pussyfied
astrid, are you gonna start doing the comment copypasta like cbt? i thought you were at least 2 points higher than a redneck, guess not since your a gypsy.
ReplyDeleteAstrid loves belly dancing, cats, and twilight movies.
ReplyDeleteI read where Eminem's new album sold a shitload of copies.
ReplyDeleteAstrid, was that real?
ReplyDeleteDon't forget she likes Al-Qaeda. And terrorism as a whole.
ReplyDeleteoh yeah. she does huh? a russian muslim. what a winning combo.
ReplyDeleteSo what are you up to tonight Anonymous?
ReplyDeleteOh yeah I forgot.. Astrid supports having a mosque at ground zero idea.. Right now Astrid's at the local firework stand stalking up some piece of sh#t car..getting ready to make a real statement.. haha..
ReplyDeleteYeah Spurz I guess Eminem sold close to 800 thousand cd's in the last week. Breaking records. Pretty impressive since nobody buys cd's anymore, and his whole cd was leaked everywhere two weeks before it came out.
Eminem is Legend
http://new.music.yahoo.com/blogs/chart_watch/56629/week-ending-june-27-2010-eminem-tops-garth/
just hanging out. relaxing and shit. whats going on in teh-hass?
ReplyDeleteHer car is loaded with black cats. Kind of a play on words there.
ReplyDeleteAnd you're right about Eminem's album doing great considering it was leaked and people just swipe music now.
Not much man. It's been raining on and off since the afternoon.
ReplyDeletei wished it would rain here....for at least a week.
ReplyDeleteastrid is gonna disguise a giant wile e. coyote sized stick of dynamite as a tampon and try and go and finish off where her islamic buddy failed at times square.
She's taking her cat's with her. You know.. For the cause and all.
ReplyDeleteshe will stuff her cats full of gunpowder and napalm.
ReplyDeleteshes probably giving them a petro enema as we speak.
ReplyDeleteHow often does it rain there?
ReplyDeleteEminem is terribly overrated.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny stuff about the cats.
ReplyDeleteHaha.. Yeah she will..In her all mighty praise to Allah<< Meow
ReplyDeletenot often enough. last year i think we went like 3 months without rain.....and it was the monsoon season.
ReplyDeleteWho is this girl anyway? I've never heard of her.
ReplyDeleteI'm not ready for the rain yet. I have one more month until I get sick of the heat.
ReplyDeletethe girl posted? shes my future ex.
ReplyDeleteShe's a lingerie model DG.
ReplyDeleteNot a downer, I just appreciate talent.
ReplyDeleteOr Anonymous's future ex.
ReplyDeleteDoes she know that yet?
ReplyDeleteim not really into 'ethnic' looking chicks.....but this one would make an exception.
ReplyDeletebtw spurs, alot of people from my job last night went to see Twilight at midnight. This is why I parted ways with them yesterday.
ReplyDeleteThat was a great move DG. That makes you a tad bit cooler.
ReplyDeleteDG- She's the face of World Cup Soccer.. Hello! haha.
ReplyDeleteshe has yet to meet me. but i think once she does......goodnight irene!
ReplyDeleteThis chick looks pretty bangin', I don't know what some of you ho's is talking about.
ReplyDeleteI don't understand why that is so big all of a sudden. I thought people in europe only paid attention to that.
ReplyDeletei want her to meet the face of my dick.
ReplyDeleteOk Eazy V.. You can't argue with stupid.
ReplyDeleteI don't think there is anything wrong with her EV. I just have never heard of her and the article makes it seem like I should know who she is.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't say soccer has blown up in the States DG.
ReplyDeleteits like the olympics of soccer. and it happens about the same frequency.
ReplyDeletewasnt beckham supposed to be the man to make soccer a u.s. sport?
ReplyDeleteHow short is Eazy V????
ReplyDeleteEazy V's so fucking short he has to look up to Nik fucking Richie..
Do you think they are trying to blow it up over here to sell more advertising? Or would only a genius like me think that?
ReplyDeleteYou're right, Anon. Absolutely right. Probably why no one ever gets anywhere with you.
ReplyDeleteHe was supposed to the face of U.S. soccer but he failed miserably.
ReplyDeletedg, they have already thought of that. everywhere and everything is an official sponsor of world cup soccer.
ReplyDeleteDG, it's just because of the World Cup. Sorry, but no genius thought there.
ReplyDeleteI like Ronaldo. I've never seen him play and don't care to but he is beautiful.
ReplyDeleteYeah Beckham was suppose to be God sent to LA and bring Soccer to America..
ReplyDeleteInstead he just rapped the team out of more then 20 mill a year..
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i think bowling is highly underrated.
ReplyDeleteBoring. We have enough sports over here. What's next? Are we going to start playing the seal bashing game on espn too? And will Long John Silvers sponsor it?
ReplyDeleteI have no clue who she is DG. But I wouldn't mind getting to know her.
ReplyDeletei think they should do a different version of bowling. instead of a bowling ball use a gun....and instead of pins use blacks. great fucking idea huh?
ReplyDeleteYou should email her then.
ReplyDeleteYou're right about there being enough sports here. But I think Anonymous is onto something. Bowling is about to blow up.
ReplyDeleteI think that would be considered racist Anonymous. I'm not sure you could get sponsors.
ReplyDeleteI never understood how people can watch golf on tv.
ReplyDeleteIndeed. Golf is boring to watch.
ReplyDeleteIsn't racism just another form of just kidding but not really?
ReplyDeleteBowling is going to be added to the next summer olympics.
ReplyDeleteok...how about filling golf balls with nitroglycerin and instead of trying to make the ball into a hole...try and hit a beaner? im on to something!!! no off switch in the genius mode.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if an illegal would be willing to take that job?
ReplyDeleteI don't think bowling is ever going to be in the Olympics.
ReplyDeletei wonder if he would be willing to get paid in oranges?
ReplyDeleteAnonymous said...
ReplyDeleteok...how about filling golf balls with nitroglycerin and instead of trying to make the ball into a hole...try and hit a beaner? im on to something!!! no off switch in the genius mode.
Anon- That should be the script for Caddyshack 3.
Anon copy and pasting anon. This is too much.
ReplyDeletebowling....not in the olympics? uh....little known factiod: plato was the first bowler in ancient rome.
ReplyDeleteWell it's not going to be in the modern Olympics.
ReplyDeleteok...i made that plato shit up. but still, it sounded kinda pretty alright.
ReplyDeleteSpurz.. Bowling's going to be the summer olympics answer to Curling.
ReplyDeleteplus bowling has better looking shoes.
ReplyDeleteIf it does make the olympics I hope it's cosmic bowling.
ReplyDeleteNow curling is a joke of a sport. It's huge in Canada.
ReplyDeletecosmic bowling with the sound effects from a KISS pinball machine.
ReplyDeleteDon't forget about the awesome bowling shirts.
ReplyDeleteI don't think I've ever played a kiss pinball machine.
ReplyDeleteI'm hungry again. I never get hungry until I'm too lazy to go out and get anything.
ReplyDeletei used to have an awesome bowling shirt. just fucking bad ass.
ReplyDeleteDid you actually eat today DG?
ReplyDeleteDid you used to go bowling a lot Anonymous?
ReplyDeletei think jodie foster got cornholed on a KISS pinball machine in that one movie.
ReplyDeleteHow does one become a member of the American Curling team.. Like do they really have a team of these guys practicing this shit for four years?? hahaha.. "Oh man I can't go out out tonight I've the Curling state championship tomorrow"
ReplyDeletenaw...but i dig the fashion.
ReplyDeleteWas that a KISS pinball machine she was nailed on? That part was pretty sick.
ReplyDeleteI had a bagel at 9am. I think the heat takes my appetite away and then it all catches back up with me once the sun goes down.
ReplyDeletei have been bowling about maybe 6 times. but i was pretty decent.
ReplyDeleteGood question. It's not like curling takes athleticism.
ReplyDeleteSo you haven't eaten in 12 hours?
ReplyDeletei dont think it was a KISS machine....but it would have been cool if it was. the accused....thats the movie.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of games, I played one game of pool yesterday and I normally suck big time at that but I played like a pro somehow yesterday.
ReplyDeleteI can tell you are into accounting with that math.
ReplyDeleteThat's right. The Accused.
ReplyDeleteThanks Paul Newman (DG). Smart ass.
ReplyDeletei wonder if one of their dicks accidentally slipped in jodie foster?
ReplyDeletethats when jodie foster was hot.
ReplyDeleteShe was decent in Inside Man.
ReplyDeletei havent seen that. did she get butt naked?
ReplyDeleteNo, she didn't. And why were you wondering about Charlize Theron?
ReplyDeleteShe was beautiful in Monster.
oh man....charlize is really alright. and when she was making out with that hot chick with a fat head in monster...i pulled down my pants.
ReplyDeleteI don't blame you. She was the type you marry. You wouldn't have to worry about her pulling a Tiger's wife.
ReplyDeleteif i had to get married to save my life i would either marry charlize, scarlett, dg, or cruella deville.
ReplyDeleteI'd pick Scarlett. Put Cruella Deville is a stunner no doubt. That was a nice name drop Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteCruella is hot.
ReplyDeleteyeah...i had to drop charlize in there. and scarlett.....no words my friend, no words to describe her.
ReplyDeletethis is the same chick posted:
ReplyDeletehttp://noticiaaldia.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/Larissa-Riquelme-11.jpg
dg, sorry but im coming over to pick up my razor and stuff.
Really? Just let me give you one last shave with that razor.
ReplyDeletehhhmmm...how about a hi howdy hell no?
ReplyDeleteShe looks kind of weird in that pic.
ReplyDeleteshe has a great ass.
ReplyDeletei wonder if she would give me a blowjob with it?
If you ever meet her, that's the line you should use.
ReplyDeletedg's blowjobs are like sticking your dick in a glass of warm water.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah?
ReplyDeleteyeah. and what makes it worse is that those horrible blowjobs are given by such a lovely face.
ReplyDeleteYou need to get her in line.
ReplyDeletenaw. why work on it when you can move on and get something new and improved?
ReplyDeleteThat's true. She's like an old dog. You probably couldn't teach her anything at this point.
ReplyDelete200. Have to call it. I lucked into that one too.
ReplyDeleteAre you referring to your much needed surgical extension for improvement?
ReplyDeleteUh, no. You dummy.
ReplyDeleteits like trying to tape a broken windshield. just becus its together doesnt mean its fixed.
ReplyDeleteyou don't know that spurs.
ReplyDeleteTrue, just holding on. Too long now. Might as well just give up.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you mean DG?
ReplyDeletei <3 dg and all, but i dunno man. i just have a feeling things aint quite 'right' with us. its like i have to worry about something. i think she has killed before.
ReplyDeleteCasino is on on HBO, but think I'm going to turn it to Locked Up Abroad. But it's at the part where Pesci gets banned from the casino. I like how he just didn't give a fuck about it.
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