Sunday, June 20, 2010

Renee Zelwegger is looking great


I'd try working in a "lame" insult for DG and kinkyb!tch being Bradley Cooper makes them wet, but I'll just write that Renee must be great in the sack for Face to be hooking up with her. For a "movie star" she seems to look like something straight out of a horror movie in a lot of her pics.

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  1. What a joke! Spurs, you would love to get a girl as hot and as accomplished as Renee. Weren't you a tree in a third grade place once?

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  2. Did you mean play? That didn't make a lot of sense.

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  3. And as I've written before, I've banged a few skanks in my day no doubt, but I wasn't in the Hangover or in A-Team.

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  4. I had to search who Bradley Cooper was. Didn't even recognize him from the Hangover. Now I know why they always talk about that movie.

    Is this really Renee? It seems like she always looks different every pic I see of her. She doesn't look all that great. Then again, homeboy isn't exactly stuntin' on her in that getup.

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  5. Why do you call him Face, Spurs?

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  6. Yeah, it was sarcasm EV. In every pic she looks odd.

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  7. Isn't that the guy he plays in A-Team? I figured it would be.

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  8. Nothing, about to break out the nugs. You?

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  9. Not much man. I think my friend is hooking up with the medicinal shit this week, so I'll be getting baked again here real soon.

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  10. I'm completely baffled as to how all this free agency shit works.

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  11. Good for you. You going to start smoking again, or what? Why did you quit again?

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  12. Funny EV, I was just reading some stuff on who the Spurs might draft from the Spurs beat writer.

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  13. Just decided to quit smoking for awhile. I can't pass this shit up though.

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  14. Free agency starts in 11 days, so it should be cool to see who lands where. And the Spurs are finally supposed to bring over Tiago Splitter, which would be bad ass.

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  15. Well, here's whats confusing me. I read an article on Amare that said Phoenix can pay him the most out of any other team. I'm guessing that factors in his contract and what space they have after losing Shaq's massive contract. So, if they can pay Amare more than anyone, why can't they pay Wade or LeBron more than anyone? Phoenix isn't even listed as one of the teams that has a chance at a big FA, other than Amare.

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  16. Because of something called the Larry Bird rights. Just like Cleveland can pay LeBron more and anyone else, same for Phoenix. The NBA has it worked out where hometown teams can pay more for their "max" players than anyone else.

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  17. she doesnt look bad for her age. there are women who look worse and are younger. example: kb.

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  18. Actually it's the Larry Bird exception, but players have "Larry Bird rights."

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  19. So if they have enough room to make that happen, then what restricts them from being in the running for him next to other teams? I mean, if they lose Amare, that's 37 million a year they've freed up if I'm looking at this correctly.

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  20. 50? Funny, I don't think she's that old.

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  21. I'm not sure what their cap room is EV, but if you are having pipe dreams of them landing someone if Amare leaves, keep dreaming.

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  22. just here to say happy father's day to all the dads... especially Wop because he is a newish daddy

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  23. What's up Astrid? That was nice of you. I was going to wish CBT one too along with Fat Boy Drew, but CBT hasn't been around today.

    And did you see the shit with France's soccer team? Nuts.

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  24. I wasn't really having pipe dreams, just confused how we can have all this free contract space and yet not be able to sign anybody. Unless I'm missing something, I'm pretty sure Channing Frye is the only person they signed after losing Shaq's contract. They don't pay Frye shit.

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  25. What happened to France's soccer team?

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  26. sarver is a cheap jew bastard. nuff said.

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  27. They pretty much imploded EV, refusing to practice and then some player got booted off the team. And the head of their Team France soccer quit.

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  28. Renee could be 22, 50, 41, or 36. She has always looked bad. But Bradley Cooper isn't looking so hot in this pic either. He is all eyes. Without them he is just another average guy.

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  29. spurs.. I haven't been watching much soccer today or watching tv, because I was busy.. I have access to reruns on espn3 though, so I can catch up tomorrow or later

    I know France hasn't been doing good at all.. crazy because they were second four years ago

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  30. I'll always remember that faggot owner mocking the Spurs for sitting Ginobili, Duncan, and Parker a few years ago when they played the Suns at the end of the regular season.

    Then the Spurs beat them in the playoffs and went on to win the championship.

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  31. Maybe he's really gay DG, just like in that Valentine's movie.

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  32. You feeling better today Astrid?

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  33. sarver is a cancer. he bought the team for profit potential...nothing else.

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  34. No, he is not gay. He doesn't come across as a Merlin at all.

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  35. Yeah, he cheapskated Kerr out of town.

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  36. my side still hurts the worst.. I just took some painkillers..

    It has to be pulled muscles..

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  37. Good one DG. No, he doesn't come across as a Merlin, that's for sure.

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  38. It probably is pulled muscles Astrid.

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  39. what happened to France.. they are eliminated?

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  40. I'm not sure EV, it should clear up soon though.

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  41. They pretty much imploded Astrid, refusing to practice and then some player got booted off the team. And the head of their Team France soccer quit.

    I'm just hoping the U.S. can win on Wednesday.

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  42. notice how the suns fell so fast after the colangelos were kicked out? same with the diamondbacks. pretty sad when your wnba team has more championships than the mens team.

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  43. I guess getting Dirk Nowitzki isn't a far-fetched deal. I've been hearing about the Mavs having a bunch of financial trouble trying to keep such a stacked team together. They may be over Dirk, or be full steam ahead in holding him down.

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  44. Yeah, why did the Colangelos pull out of that area?

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  45. spurs.. that is funny.. it must be a Zidane curse, Frenchies don't have good sportsmanship

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  46. I saw him up in the stands during that last game today.

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  47. they got kicked out spurs. once the teams get decent the shareholders think they are moving on kinetic energy and can win without leadership, so they get rid of the colangelos.

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  48. the sad tradition in arizona is to either get somebody with little experience which equals little pay or somebody whos about to retire which also equals little pay.

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  49. Keep dreaming about Nowitzki EV.

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  50. I see some guy Ken Kendrick owns the Diamondbacks now.

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  51. I wonder what will happen to South Africa now that the French want to be bitches and quit... SA is supposed to play France Tuesday, and Uruguay kicked SA's ass in the last match. I was sad..

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  52. dont base a team on one person. nash could always end up on the injured list. then what team would the suns be?

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  53. They'll play Astrid. They'd get killed as soon as they landed in France if they didn't.

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  54. Well, I read an article detailing why Nowitzki won't end up in Phoenix. Considering all of his points seemed wrong, there's a chance he'll end up here.

    Out of everyone, Dirk is the only one coming up on Phoenix's radar and considering the Suns-Mavs trading history it's definitely not hard to see that happening.

    But, like I said. Dirk is soft and the last thing they need is to exchange one soft scorer for another. Especially when he's a jump shooting 7-footer.

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  55. might as well see if we can get back oneal and his great brick shots.

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  56. i remember when shaq got signed on and everybody in phx was wetting their pants because we had some guy playing to pay off his alimony. what a fucking joke. just like emmit smith and the cards.

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  57. Very true. Though I'd say Dirk is better than Amare. Dirk always shows up in the playoffs. It's just his teams can't do anything.

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  58. Yeah, Emmitt Smith on the Cardinals was awful.

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  59. spurs.. I have a sun burn now in addition to my bruise covered legs.. I smell like icy hot too right now.. I am feelin sexy

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  60. sarver needs to sell and get back to banking. period.

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  61. Were you outside a lot today Astrid? And icy hot is sexy. Nice job.

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  62. kurt warner knew his time was done and didnt linger on. good for him.

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  63. Warner was smart to walk away when he did.

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  64. yes.. I was outside all day.. it was over 90 here, my nose, forehead and shoulders are the worst

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  65. Another concussion or two would have done him no good.

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  66. or maybe they can glue dicks on the mercury and let them win next year?

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  67. What were you doing Astrid? Were you at a protest?

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  68. Funny Anonymous. You should go out to a Mercury game and support them.

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  69. I don't think Dirk would be better than Amare on the Suns. They benefited big time from Amare's inside game and obviously his ability in the pick and roll. Dirk would do nothing but keep the ball almost exclusively outside the paint.

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  70. I watched him post up the Spurs quit a bit EV.

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  71. the mercury has 2 rings....how many does the suns have?

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  72. You think you'll ever go to a Mercury game Anonymous?

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  73. Are you pale white or something, Astrid?

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  74. Yeah but Amare made the Spurs his bitch.

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  75. protest.. what kind of protest do you think I would be at spurs?

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  76. i would rather watch a team that has won something.

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  77. I guess EV. If you don't count those playoff series where the Spurs beat him and the Suns.

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  78. Then go watch the Mercury, Anon. Some of us would rather watch the game than stare at a banner in the arena all night.

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  79. at the end of the day its about who can count the championship rings.

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  80. Killing whales? I don't know Astrid, it was just a joke. Really, what were you doing?

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  81. dont cry ev. maybe in the year 2025 the suns might get back in the playoffs. maybe.

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  82. I know you were joking.. I figured you were picturing me burning my bra, but I just wanted to check. I was at a resort with golf and swimming and stuff...

    EV.. I am white, but not as white as spurs.. lol

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  83. I recall the year when Amare had to sit out a game because of a certain black tie rule that was only black tie for that specific series. And of course, this glorious last Suns-Spurs series.

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  84. spurs isnt white. that fucker is transparent.

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  85. No one is crying, Anon. I'm just a basketball fan, not a pseudo fan, is all.

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  86. I guess EV. I'll take Duncan over Amare any day.

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  87. then if you are a basketball fan go watch the mercury...they have rings.

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  88. You'd take an old and tired Duncan over a prime Amare?

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  89. Spurs stop being so overly dramatic.

    I hate you, you bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  90. spurs fucked up when they let rodman go. but then again he had no support.

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  91. Spurs would be the only person that make a set of veneers not look white.

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  92. Rings are great marks of success for the teams that earned them. Once about two years have passed, they're just interesting to reflect back on. Again, I like to watch basketball, not stare at a trophy case.

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  93. Amare looks good with Nash EV. I'll take Duncan's career over Amare's (even assuming Amare puts up numbers the next 10 years).

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  94. so the 17 rings the celtics have mean nothing? interesting. no matter that they are the most winning team in the history of the championships....rings are nothing.

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  95. Well, had they not let Rodman go, they never would have gotten Duncan, because they wouldn't have lost that many games.

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  96. rodman blew the fuck up with pippen and that other dude....jordache or whatever his name is.

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  97. Yep, Jordache was a pretty good player.

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  98. Considering they went, what? Nearly two decades without winning anything? Yeah, I'd say that makes those previous Championships just interesting things to reflect on, and nothing that holds any bearing on the game being played.

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  99. so refresh my memory ev, how many rings do the suns have again?

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  100. I heard that van der sloot is going to show the authorities where Natalee is buried..

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  101. Does the brand jordache still exist? Do you think there is someone out there somewhere wearing a pair of jordache stonewashed jeans?

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  102. Hell, even with those 17 rings and one being won just a few years ago, they still lost to the Lakers this year.

    Interesting logic you have there, Anon.

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  103. Oh yeah Astrid? I read a little bit of his mom's recent interview with a Dutch paper.

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  104. and how many rings do the suns have?

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  105. Good question DG. What about Z Cavariccis?

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  106. Palmetto jeans....the generic Guess.

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  107. palmetto? was that a marshall fields thing?

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  108. Do you think the more times you ask that, the more I get pissed off or something? I don't give a shit. If I did, I'd be a clueless Laker fan.

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  109. when i was in chicago they had a protest against macys. it was funny because they related the red macys star to communism. they had signs that read 'see the relation?'

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  110. Did you seem the shithead rioting EV? I was going to post some of the pics on Friday.

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  111. ppsstt ev, the season is over. move on.

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  112. I don't know. I never owned any. But here is a pic of a beautiful pair:

    http://s.ecrater.com/stores/37304/49888d68dbf0a_37304n.jpg

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  113. In LA, Spurs? I saw that supposedly they were on top of it this year.

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  114. besides the lakers dont have as many rings as the celtics. end of discussion. continue to harp if youre a faggot.

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  115. Those are tight. I need to locate a pair.

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  116. Anon has to be at least 35 because I'm voting for him to be president.

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  117. See, Spurs. This is why I don't root for the Celtics in the post season. Too many idiotic Celtic fans around, I don't like giving off the impression I'm one of them.

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  118. seasons over...move on. boo hoo. maybe next year. next?

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  119. It will be interesting to see what happens to the Celtics too EV.

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  120. Hell, when I watch a game with Tommy Heinsoln I actually pray the Celts get pummeled into the ground.

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  121. Maybe I had it right the first time.

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  122. I think it's pray EV, but I know you aren't into that.

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  123. honestly ev, and i know you can agree with me when i say that sarver needs to leave basketball alone. he needs to sell to a person or persons that give half a shit about the sport and not the spectacle he makes out of the team.

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  124. DG, did you own some Cavariccis?

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  125. you cant have a championship team on a high school budget.

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  126. That's true. Clipper fans know all about that.

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  127. and the nuggets too. what about the golden state warriors? where the fuck are they?

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  128. no way we are gonna get anyone in their prime with sarver owning. ever. nash is done in 2 years.

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  129. and where are those fucks that used to be the sonics? in okc? fuck that.

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  130. I never defended Sarver. The Suns would be repeat Champions if he didn't do everything in his power to fucking prevent it. I can write two pages on just listing everything he's completely fucked.

    But, at the end of the day I love watching the Suns play. I love their style of basketball and I could really care less if they win a Championship. I would much rather watch a losing Suns season than watch the Spurs play in the finals. (that wasn't a knock on you, Spurs. But, they are the best example for what I'm trying to point out.)

    Same reason I'm an Eagles fan. I like to see pass happy offensive teams rather than Championship teams like the Steelers who bring the game to an unwatchable crawl while they shut down any form of excitement possible.

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  131. You can't tell me a Suns - Warriors game ending in 142 - 156 isn't fun to watch.

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  132. Yeah, Anon. Stern did all he could to get the Sonics moved somewhere because he wasn't making ideal profit in Seattle.

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  133. so then you agree that sarver is a cancer? i have met sarver and he said himself that he is a businessman and the suns are an expansion of his business. he doesnt give a fuck if they win or not...its about finding somebody to fill the seats...hence the signing of shaq.

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  134. That move to Oklahoma City was a shit move.

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  135. hey, what about the jazz that was cool for about 2 seasons?

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  136. You do have a point about style of play EV.

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  137. The whole "defense wins championships" just throws me off. Who the hell wants to see a team that thrives in taking out the exciting fast past shit fans like to see? The NBA continues to slant the rules in favor of the offense to generate excitement, yet favors the defensive teams in the playoffs.

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  138. Yeah, Sarver sucks. I'm sure he wants to win a championship, if not for only because it would boost sales a lot. He pushes the fuck out of that Conference finals win to try and draw more people.

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  139. what about a 2010 championship playoff with the celtics and the lakers at 3-3 and the lakers winning at 83 to 79?

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  140. I don't even consider last season a failure. The most dominate team for the last decade won another Championship. I still got to see some good ass games and revenge on the Spurs.

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  141. And that was an exciting game. I remember being excited about games when the Spurs and Pistons played. They were low scoring but there was drama during that series.

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  142. meh, i dont care about sports or players. they are just pawns used for entertainment and nothing more. i could care less about the nba or the nfl or any of them fucks. intellect is whats really worthy in this era anyway.

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  143. No. I never did own a pair. My parents didn't like spending money on clothes for me.

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  144. Sucked. Refs were back and fourth all series letting them play then calling ticky-tack shit. The Celts most clutch player had a horrific series, it was low scoring, they lost their starting Center in Game 7 and Bynum was iffy the whole time. Kobe also had a terrible series, and to top it off they robbed the most deserving player of the finals MVP to glorify their poster boy. The NBA is such a shitbag organization, I wish there was another league competing with them. I'm glad Stern can only have wet dreams about being as successful as the NFL, even though Goodell pisses me off, too.

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  145. dg, did you ever own a pair of acid washed jeans at all?

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  146. This sports talk is so boring. It just keeps going on and on and on and on and on....

    It's starting to remind me of a cbt story.

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  147. dg, what kind of panties did you wear in high school?

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  148. and did you ever wear bras with the nipple cut out during winter?

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  149. Cheap Wal Mart brand Anonymous.

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  150. dg, did you wear polyester panties as a youth?

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  151. At least you weren't a brat about it DG.

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  152. I didn't know they had bras like that. I'm going to buy one of those tomorrow.

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  153. Your co-worker will really fall in love with you then DG.

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  154. why didnt you wear long socks? like leg warmers?

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  155. dg, i command you to give spurs permission to forward me your email. now.

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  156. You ever hear any of Doug Stanhopes stand-ups, Spurs?

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  157. Submit to his command DG. You are a woman.

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  158. dg, do you ever get homesick?

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  159. My email is aircandy2006@yahoo

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  160. homesick from illinois? Not anymore.

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  161. I have taken 3 percocet in the past hour. I feel like I'm getting a massage right now.

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  162. is that your real addy dg?

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  163. Eating pills huh DG? I'm going to start calling you Paula Abdul.

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  164. i had a friend from blue island. she said she hated chicago. i dont know why.

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  165. she said something about del kalb and white castle.

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  166. I hate white castle. But I liked Chicago.

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  167. How many times have you been there Anonymous?

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  168. chicago or white castle?

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  169. i went to chicago for 2 weeks. loved it. great city. beautiful architecture.

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  170. Yeah Chicago. I've only been for a few days, I though it was nice.

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  171. even when you get in trouble people are nice. i got 'thrown' out of a bar but i had to leave after i finished a beer or 2. the owner was like, 'get the fuck out when youve had a couple-a beers or something.'

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  172. I ate some microwave White Castle burgers today.

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  173. brigadoons! that the place i got kicked out of.

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  174. I'm in so much fucking pain. I REALLY need to get a crown on this stupid tooth. I'm about to pull the thing out on my own. I don't need that many molars anyway.

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  175. That was nice of the owner Anonymous.

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  176. When are you going to try to make it to a dentist DG?

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  177. dg, get some pina colda cocaine and you will be okay.

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