It seems Miley got real close to flashing her cooch again at the Much Music Awards. There's just no doubt in my mind she's a virgin.
Monday, June 21, 2010
When does Miley Cyrus turn 18 so I won't feel like a perv?
It seems Miley got real close to flashing her cooch again at the Much Music Awards. There's just no doubt in my mind she's a virgin.
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Spurs is going to be got like perez now!
ReplyDeleteNah man, I don't even think this site is on the radar of kids who play FBI or cops, so no worries.
ReplyDeleteOh my. I didn't realize this girl was gonna be hot.
ReplyDeleteBesides, it's not like you can see her cooch anyway.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up CBT? How have you been man? Happy Late Father's Day.
ReplyDeleteInteresting weekend, y'all. I'll tell y'all about it once all the fallout settles.
ReplyDeleteAnd RQ came around the other night, she was asking about you.
ReplyDeleteNice CBT. Should be entertaining.
ReplyDeleteWent to Atlanta this weekend.
ReplyDeleteWhat the fuck is she wearing? Looks like granny panties, a corset undergarment and plumbers tape wrapped around her.
ReplyDeleteMaybe it's just me, but Miley is a perfect example of any ordinary chick becoming a sex icon when you put a camera in front of her. I don't think she looks good unless she's spent a few hours with a professional makeup crew.
To see Erin?
ReplyDeleteYou're right about your last comment EV.
ReplyDeleteAnd it does look like she's wearing some granny panties.
Why else?
ReplyDeleteAnd she already has negative points for being born by that cracker jackass Billy Ray.
ReplyDeleteRQ's out of rehab? Cool.
ReplyDeleteIndeed, Billy Ray is two strikes against her.
ReplyDeleteGot laid and got loose. She's a part timer now.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of black folk, Rudy Huxtable's back in the picture.
ReplyDeleteA "part timer?" Good one. So did she give you back the ring, or did you let her keep it?
ReplyDeleteI never gave the ring to her. It took a really long time to get it sized, for some unknown reason.
ReplyDeleteRudy's tits are fine, she had a boob job before I even met her.
So is she back living in Mountain Home or what?
ReplyDeleteMiley Cyrus has areally weird body shape, her natural waist is not defined from her actual waist... it looks WEIRD. SHe also have a chipmunk face and weird gummy overbite teeth, I don't think she is hot in any sense of the word.
ReplyDeleteHappy bithday you bastard, today you are celebrating by giving yourself the ultimate gift of a child pornography conviction I see.
What's up Skeets? Thank you, I appreciate that.
ReplyDeleteAnd you're right, she does look like a chipmunk.
I just ignored the "child pornography conviction" part, I really didn't see why you threw that in except to ruin my day.
ReplyDeleteRudy's still in the STL. She's coming down the 30th.
ReplyDeleteElfie, Miley ain't fine as you are, but she's till fine.
ReplyDelete*still*
ReplyDeletenice chafed inner thigh. Told you she was bald, Sours.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday!! I made you a cake, but then I remembered you were a lardass and didn't need the extra calories, so I didn't send it to you.
Time for some black puss now huh CBT? Nice.
ReplyDeleteIs today Spurs birthday?
ReplyDeleteblack puss? Does it matter what color it is? I thought you guys just all liked puss?
ReplyDeleteThank you. And thanks anyway for the cake, but something tells me you didn't make it kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteYes, you did write that she was bald, nice detective work.
Yes it is CBT.
ReplyDeleteBlack chicks are better than white chicks, don't you know anything? And you call yourself kinkyb!tch.
ReplyDeleteRudy's just black on the outside. She talks like a valley girl and works at an Abercrombie store. She even tans. That fuckin' cracks me up.
ReplyDeleteAnd it's all pink on the inside.
ReplyDeleteim gonna wait until shes 18 to leave a comment.
ReplyDeleteDon't forget the white sugar daddy part either CBT.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, NO MORE LOCAL CHICKS.
ReplyDeleteFunny Anonymous, I think you are safe though.
ReplyDeleteSo did you finally give Flo the boot?
ReplyDelete"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteim gonna wait until shes 18 to leave a comment."
Me, too, but I did see something that intrigues me.
in that case, i just burped my worm to those pics.
ReplyDeleteFlo's been gone since she found out I was going to Atlanta without her.
ReplyDeleteAt least she finally served a purpose Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteSo are you no longer going to frequent the establishment she works at?
ReplyDeleteHey Sours, true friends tell friends when they fuck up. I don't normally consider you a friend but I decided to throw some charity your way since it is your birthday.
ReplyDeleteFunny. Well, thanks for the charity Skeets.
ReplyDeleteI had to go to a play this weekend for one of my classes, I ALMOST took my kids along. Thankfully I didn't though... the play included scenes of simulated sex iwth a GIANT teddy bear. Plays should have parental advisory labels man.
ReplyDeleteThat's an odd play. What was the name of it?
ReplyDeleteJust the Four of Us. It's a 2 man play, which is weird since the title seems to imply it will be about 4 people.
ReplyDeleteTrue. And why would simulated sex with a GIANT teddy bear be in that play?
ReplyDeleteDid you like it though? And did you drag FMB with you?
Spurs, don't believe I'll be going back there for awhile. Back to the Arena for me.
ReplyDelete"Elfie said...
ReplyDeleteI had to go to a play this weekend for one of my classes, I ALMOST took my kids along. Thankfully I didn't though... the play included scenes of simulated sex iwth a GIANT teddy bear. Plays should have parental advisory labels man."
First, are you sure it was simulated, and second, that makes cousin fuckin' sound almost normal.
We don't even sell tickets to a cousin fuckin'.
ReplyDeleteOne of your cousins ran off Bigfoot CBT.
ReplyDeletethe bear and the audience, plus the 2 guys=4
ReplyDeleteI saw that post. That dude actually kinda looks like my 2nd cousin, twice removed, that lives down in Culp. He's the "farmer".
ReplyDeleteFunny kinkyb!tch, that was good.
ReplyDeleteHey kbeezy.
ReplyDeleteHe ever show up to family functions CBT?
ReplyDeleteNo. Of course, we don't really have family functions.
ReplyDeleteMan, he's good at what he does, though. That last batch is truly some one toke shit.
ReplyDeleteNice. How far is Culp from Mountain Home?
ReplyDeletedg and i bought you a cake spurs.
ReplyDeleteI'm out for awhile.
ReplyDeleteSo is RQ clean now? Did rehab work?
He was simulating sex on the bear during a scene where one of the guys had a one night stand in Prague and the other is asking him how it gave it to her.
ReplyDeleteThe play was good, kind of awkward because you sit right where they are performing so they are at times 2 ft in front of you like if I had stretched my legs I would have tripped them (I thought about it)
FMB didn't come with me, I went alone... he had to work.
Oh yeah? Thanks Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteLater on CBT. She's good. She's dating some new rich dude.
ReplyDeleteCulp's about 20 miles from here. His place is another 10 down a dirt road from there.
ReplyDeleteSounds like a perv play Skeets. That sucks you had to sit through it alone.
ReplyDeleteyeah, you can post the pic of it whenever we all finish beating off to this post.
ReplyDeleteSo you go and pick up your bud from him?
ReplyDeleteAll right Anonymous.
ReplyDelete"SPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteLater on CBT. She's good. She's dating some new rich dude."
How long ago did she show up? I'm sure the guy has a restraining order out on her by now.
I really gotta go. Later.
ReplyDeleteI think he's taking her to Vancouver soon CBT. Supposedly he really has some cash.
ReplyDeleteLater man.
ReplyDeleteoh, did you hear that van der sloot now says that he lied about killing that chick in peru?
ReplyDeletespurs, I made you this cake:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=4103391&id=352137663005
nevermind, it was this one:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.flickr.com/photos/11455058@N02/1362806552/
Yeah, I saw he said that Anonymous. That's not going to work.
ReplyDeleteThose are both nice cakes kinkyb!tch. I can't believe you made both. Enjoy them.
ReplyDeleteI just watched my boss pitch a hige fit and break his phone... is it evil that I had to try really hard not to laugh hysterically at him?
ReplyDeleteI don't think they will Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteNo, it's not evil, it's funny Skeets. What was he so pissed about?
ReplyDeletewhy do people do that? when they get pissed they destroy something.
ReplyDeleteI think her boss probably does that shit a lot too.
ReplyDeleteBecause someone hung up on him before he was done talking... but really he's upset cause an order he did for some really expensive doors is really f'd up.
ReplyDeleteYou should go give him a striptease to cheer him up Elfie.
ReplyDeletei had a boss like that. he did the same shit that her boss did and realized that it was a stupid move when he saw the phone in pieces. he said, 'fuck, what am i going to do now?' then i said, 'go shell out a couple of hundred for another phone because you act like an animal.' then he told me to fuck off and i laughed.
ReplyDeleteand he tried to blame for the mess up until I showed him it was in fact all written out in his very own handwriting. Douche.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteHow much were the doors?
ReplyDelete***blame me
ReplyDeleteMemba this:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5UTTHeRnZE
sick
About $3500 cost. I always take the blame, even when I KNOW it isn't my fault. Now there's overwhelming proof that he messed this one up and there's no way for him to blame it on anyone else, that is the only reason he is pissed.
ReplyDeleteThat's one of my favorite Xibit songs Wop.
ReplyDeleteOz:
ReplyDeleteI did like some of Xzibit's songs. And who didn't like Pimp my Ride?
I could see where he'd be pissed Elfie.
ReplyDeletepimp my ride....the only show that thinks you need monitors on your mudflaps.
ReplyDeleteWhat they didn't show is the cars that were pimped out getting broken into and stolen in the shitty neighborhoods most of those people lived in.
ReplyDeletei honestly think 90% of those people bought a shitty car on purpose just to get a free restoration.
ReplyDeleteI don't know if it's that high. I'm sure they got a ton of people submitting their rides to be on that show. It wouldn't surprise me if some of the people pulled that move though.
ReplyDeletedid you ever see that resto on that late 60's cougar?
ReplyDeleteNo I didn't.
ReplyDeleteI saw quite a few episodes though.
ReplyDeleteXzibits brother and sister live here, and actually his brother is a really good friend of mine. Only met X to the Z one time for about 5 minutes though..
ReplyDeletehttp://www.mtv.com/photos/pimp-my-ride-season-4-episode-guide/1534455/2064141/photo.jhtml
ReplyDeleteThat's cool. What does his brother do?
ReplyDeletethe only thing that i didnt like was all the monitors in the headliner.
ReplyDeleteHope they put a bad ass alarm on that ride. Those monitors just attract attention while you are driving. Easy for a thief to follow you home.
ReplyDeleteSPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteThat's cool. What does his brother do?
That aint anything Im gonna speak on
All right Oz. I was looking to build a case. I'll just assume he slings rock.
ReplyDeleteHaha naw nothing like that, I just aint puttin any of that mans business out there. It aint my place is all.
ReplyDeleteA girl I know says her son's father is Xzibits half brother, I always thought she was full of crap cause she had an unhealthy obsession with Xzibit. haha maybe she was telling the truth?
ReplyDeleteI used to own a 1981 Vanagon, I would have loved to have that ride pimped.
It looked like this but was rust orange
http://www.robertlpeters.com/news/wp-content/uploads/1981_vanagon_p27.jpg
A girl I know says her son's father is Xzibits half brother
ReplyDeletehaha whats her name? and how old is her boy?
You mean his bidness right Oz?
ReplyDeleteThat's a tight ride Skeets.
ReplyDeleteHer son is 6 (I think?)and her name is Emma or Emmaleigh.
ReplyDeleteHell yeah it was tight... I used to go nap in my car during my lunch breaks while I was pregnant haha
ReplyDeleteHow long did you have it Skeets?
ReplyDeleteWhat did you get for your birthday spurs?
ReplyDeleteElfie said...
ReplyDeleteHer son is 6 (I think?)and her name is Emma or Emmaleigh.
Impossible. He has only been home for 2 years, and was away for 15. Unless they have a really cool visitation in the michigan pens
A shirt, gas card and some cash DG. I think the ladies and nurses at work are going to have some lunch for me tomorrow, I didn't go in today.
ReplyDeleteI also got something in my e-mail I'm going to post soon DG.
Probably not Oz.
ReplyDeleteSend that gas card and cash this way. You can keep the shirt.
ReplyDeleteWhat? I mailed it already. I can't believe you didn't think that was the first thing that came to my mind.
ReplyDeleteSo when are you going to get an outfit like Miley's?
ReplyDeleteDo you think you could send me some cake, too? I would like red velvet cake.
ReplyDeleteSpurs - happy bday.. Hows it feel to be in your mid-40's?
ReplyDeleteI bought the outfit for you to wear.
ReplyDeleteUmmm not too long, probably less than 6 months. I bought it for $500 from an old lady who had it just sitting in her yard and had my friends brother fix a few minor things on it and sold it for almost 20x what I bought it for.
ReplyDeleteSorry DG, I had chocolate cake with ice cream in it. Next year I'll request red velvet cake.
ReplyDeleteFunny Oz. AZ Anonymous had some funny shit to say. I'll go ahead and post it now.
ReplyDeleteWop~ I guess she really was lying then haha. What a weirdo!
ReplyDeleteSo you sold it for almost $10,000?
ReplyDeleteDid you have all 46 candles on the cake?
ReplyDeleteI just posted that post DG, if you want to smart off there.
ReplyDeleteSPURS FAN said...
ReplyDeleteFunny Oz. AZ Anonymous had some funny shit to say. I'll go ahead and post it now.
cant wait to see that shizz
Elf - thats what girls be doin. But when you said it, it made me laugh cause he does have a son and a baby momma out
Yes Sours, well $9700. They sell for much more (up to 40k)but the interior of mine was not in mint conditon.
ReplyDeleteDamn, I can't believe she sold it to you for $500.
ReplyDeleteIt was broken down and sitting in her yard. I just thought it was cool and asked her if she wanted to get rid of it. I had no idea it was worth what it was until I took it to get fixed. My friends brother was a VW/Audi mechanic and told me that I struck gold with that buy. I felt kind of bad afterwards though.
ReplyDeleteDid you give her any of the money after you sold it?
ReplyDeleteNo.. haha I must not have felt THAT bad huh?
ReplyDeleteI used it to live off of after I had to go on bedrest and to pay for some of my med bills.
Funny, I probably would have done the same.
ReplyDeleteI am totally photoshopping this until she looks completely naked. Then I'm a jerk on it and hate myself.
ReplyDelete