Some help for Scooby

So the other night we were wondering what (|)Pixie(|) the Bitch does at thedirty, and for a second I was thinking she might be able to help out that Corky/Droopy character they have working there, but sadly I came to the conclusion that there's nothing that she can do to help the mongloid out. It's not as if I think it's pathetic that a slow looking kid is working somewhere that just rips on people, it's just I really want to see the cretin succeed in life, or better yet be at some place that can help him out. There's no doubt that the half-wit needs to be surrounded by love, so in order to help him out, I think he needs to go here.

But if the imbecile insists on continuing to work there, Skeets came up with something that he can use, that way the irony of him working there won't be so damn obvious. So Croopy, even though your family kept you in a cage for most of your life, don't say no one cares about you bud.