Thursday, June 17, 2010

Some help for Scooby



So the other night we were wondering what (|)Pixie(|) the Bitch does at thedirty, and for a second I was thinking she might be able to help out that Corky/Droopy character they have working there, but sadly I came to the conclusion that there's nothing that she can do to help the mongloid out. It's not as if I think it's pathetic that a slow looking kid is working somewhere that just rips on people, it's just I really want to see the cretin succeed in life, or better yet be at some place that can help him out. There's no doubt that the half-wit needs to be surrounded by love, so in order to help him out, I think he needs to go here.

But if the imbecile insists on continuing to work there, Skeets came up with something that he can use, that way the irony of him working there won't be so damn obvious. So Croopy, even though your family kept you in a cage for most of your life, don't say no one cares about you bud.

106 comments:

  1. Thanks for the help putting the song into a format that actually can work on blogger AZ Anonymous.

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  2. HAHA LALALALA LIFE GOES ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Thanks for the name drop Sours.

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  3. That was a great find by the way.

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  4. At least we know there is hope for a bright future for Sarah Palins "retard baby" poor Triggy Bear, he is really cute.

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  5. My mom has one Sours... that's how I know about it.

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  6. That caption was too long. I need cliff notes!

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  7. Besides, I'm more interested in what the conversation was between the two girls in the background.

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  8. Strangely I was interested in the same exact thing DG.

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  9. "Retard baby?" Nice term Skeets.

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  10. Yeah, that women on the right does seem to be a bit shocked at whatever the other chick said.

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  11. Hey I'm just using Sarah's words man... don't kill the messenger.

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  12. Is scooby a midget? He has such short sausage legs.

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  13. He does look like a dwarf. He should join the circus or get a job at the mall at Christmas.

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  14. I agree with DG, this dude is a total saugage ass....btw, what's up all?

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  15. What's up Francis? Long time no see man, how have you been?

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  16. Been busy Spurs. I've been down in the Gulf with Kevin Costner running one of his centrifuges trying to save DJ and his pelican friends.

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  17. That's very charitable of you Francis. Hope your work pays off.

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  18. Who you got tonight man? I'm kinda hoping Boston wins, just don't see it happening.

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  19. Same here. I just don't see how they can win without Perkins.

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  20. It's going to suck watching Kobe celebrate, but that would be great if somehow the Lakers lost. Allen and Pierce are going to have to have monster games for that to happen.

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  21. Need Allen to hit some shots tonight and they got a chance. I saw another interesting stat today. The Celtics have never lost a Game 7 in the NBA finals. I guess there is a first time for everything though.

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  22. Yeah, and Jackson has never coached in one either. Hopefully this game will go down to the wire.

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  23. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0AGiq9j_Ak

    Kobe wants to be like Mike....I hope he chokes unlike Mike.

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  24. Damn, hadn't seen that commercial in a long time. And yeah, he needs to be unlike Mike tonight.

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  25. If he chokes Spurs, we'll have to remake that commercial with Kobe in it.

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  26. Funny. And another thing, if L.A. wins there will be some riots and burning cop cars, so there's always that if the worst happens.

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  27. If that happens just post this:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGAs-i32t5c&feature=related

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  28. Perfect man. I used to listen to that song a lot.

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  29. I used to smoke out to these guys back in HS all the time. Fun times man. I hope they legalize it soon, so I can get stoned again.

    "Give me a Twix and a pack of weed man, oh and i had 5 bucks on pump 7"

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  30. I was just kidding around, like if you could buy weed at a gas station.

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  31. Oh, yeah that went over my head. That would be nice though. I thought legalization across the board might come soon, but now I'm not so sure.

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  32. I know man, I'm not sure either now. I was joking around one night with my sister in laws and asked them "If weed was legal would you smoke it"? They both said yes along with my wife......not all the time but would occassionally. I definitely would, not every day, but probably every weekend...haha

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  33. Spurs, I gotta go man. Good catching up with you. Later all...

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  34. Later on Francis. Thanks for stopping by man. Have fun watching the game.

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  35. I was wondering what those whores were talking about also. Genius minds really do think alike. Sours, I sent you an idea for a post. Frikkin hilarious, imo. I hope it happens personally.

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  36. and I am so glad to see that Francis's wife has not killed him while on her summer break! She must be really patient.

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  37. All right, thanks kinkyb!tch, I'll go look.

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  38. Spurs you didn't tell us you graduated. Congrats!
    http://news.yahoo.com/video/us-15749625/autistic-student-s-inspirational-graduation-speech-20371829

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  39. That's a good story you sent. I'll post it tonight.

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  40. That was a cool video about that kid kinkyb!tch. Way to try to make a joke of it.

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  41. America fuck yea... coming again to save the muther fuckin day.. yeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhh

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  42. I always wondered if that neck spring thing worked... I don't see how it would.

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  43. now you are worried about being PC, Sours? Save it sissy boy.

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  44. Yep EV, really looking forward to it.

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  45. What do you mean about America Astrid?

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  46. Just giving you a hard time kinkyb!tch. But yes, I'm very PC, thanks.

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  47. if CBT's life had a theme song, it would be this song...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M

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  48. I was thinking it might be a country song Astrid.

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  49. I can't believe you didn't know that song..

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  50. Jesus H. Christ. This shit was worth the trip down to Culp. I've had 3 hits of this outta the corncob pipe and I'm fucked up as the government...

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  51. ...and high as the proverbial kite.

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  52. That song was pretty funny Astrid, you just got the wrong flag. Look left.

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  53. "SPURS FAN said...
    "Retard baby?" Nice term Skeets."

    Nothing is off limits when it comes to that clueless haridan, Sarah Palin. You go Elfie.

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  54. What up slunties?? Artest is going to knock Pierce out of the game in the 3rd Quarter. Just give #24 his 5th ring already! mmmmmmmmk

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  55. What's up Fl Anonymous? I sent you an e-mail man. And this second half should be great. Go Celtics!

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  56. Spurz I just checked it. Did you try to right click on the video? I just went to the link and right clicked on the video and it let me copy the embeded code. I'm not sure if that's what you need or not though.

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  57. Shit, all right thanks. I don't know why it wasn't showing.

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  58. Yeah I think that should work. Dude all of Kobe's jump shot's are falling short. KG is the biggest actor out there on the court.

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  59. These fucking comments are laggggging behind.

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  60. Are they? That sucks. I don't know what the deal is.

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  61. low scoring game..and the lakers apparently don't know this is game 7.. They are way to laid back

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  62. Gasol again,, always looks hungover as hell. Dude looks like he went on a hell of a bender last night or something haha..

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  63. WOW! Couldn't ask for a better game 7. Unless the Knicks and Spurs were playing...........

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  64. And Gasol does always look hungover.

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  65. Yeah Drew, this is a great game.

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  66. scooby is ugly... If he had any dignity for himself he would go on a diet, being chubby doesn't help him out in the looks dept...

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  67. Spurs, you going to take it down early tonight so that you can see the FIFA world cup game tomorrow between US and Slovenia?

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  68. He really does need to get that neck fat slimmer Astrid.

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  69. I might Drew. I really do want to watch that game.

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  70. What time is the match in the morning?

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  71. Nate Robinson is in. Could he be the hero here?

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  72. I didn't know Drew liked soccer... I kind of thought he would be hating on it since Glen Beck is

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  73. Gasol "I need a haircut" sucks at the line

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  74. Beck's been ripping soccer or what?

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  75. Indeed Drew, Lakers lose this they can look at the free throw shooting.

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  76. I am not feeling Kobe and the Lakers winning this!

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  77. Ass Stain, I mean Astrid, I'm a soccer fan every 4 years.

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  78. I feel the love in the room tonight.

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  79. And that last shot is why #24 is the best player in the NBA.

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  80. Astrid said...
    scooby is ugly... If he had any dignity for himself he would go on a diet, being chubby doesn't help him out in the looks dept...



    Scooby need's to lose about 20 pounds off his Fat Leno CHIN.

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  81. Lakers suck Big Drew Monster Balls!

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  82. I would rather watch hockey,, Hell I would rather watch car's make left turns for three hours then watch fucking soccer./

    ARTESTTTTTTTTT

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  83. Talk about Vagslavic, ( not a miss spelling)

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  84. WOW.. Awesome game. You gotta love Artest man.. He's fucking cracking me up

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  85. So do you think Kobe should ask Shaq how his 5th ring tastes?

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